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anadhdperson · 2 months ago

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"Oh i'm Sure the Ship Isn't That Weird."

The ship in question:

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astarions-veins · 1 year ago

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I was trying to describe the Astarion brain rot to a friend and I said "All I've ever really wanted is a man to unironically and unmockingly call me darling, just like all the naughty books I read in grade school promised me."

Oddly specific right? I thought so.

That's how I, at 40, thought about for the first time in decades the fact that I used to sneak bodice ripper novels from the teachers' desks at my tiny Southern Christian school in the early 90s. I have a lot to unpack here.

#astarion #Look I was a weird kid #I kept feeling sure there was something really deep and important in these books #Because otherwise why do they hide them???#Somehow kid me just assumed it had to be way spicier than just softcore sex #I mean didn't everyone who had a child do that? Who cares?!#I was looking for forgotten sigils to summon the demons of hell to my service and all I got was Fabio shirtless on the cover and 200 pages #About the bodice and the countless ways it could be removed or reapplied

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newttxt · 7 months ago

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no matter what kind of pirate you are, luffy /will/ get you

#one piece #luffy #eustass kid #though. this violates my personal rule to always list luffy first #kidlu #but i feel like…#lukid #looks weird :/// cant win for losing #oh. i forgot #trafalgar law #hes barely there. token space-filler #or… space-trafalgar filling law?

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gascreates · 2 months ago

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a new star

#i been thinkin about the asteroid again #i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal #like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye #like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different #how long did it take the asteroid to reach us #at what point was the impact inevitable #like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry #yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth #how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet #can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is #can i please talk about that layer of pain #can i mourn when i see it #or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks #ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so #but it's too late #yall get to suffer with me #dinosaurs

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theloveinc · 7 months ago

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mating press is so objectively ugly ... embarrassing

#why was i looking this up on images and ninja mutant turtle inc*st was like the fourth image??? ummmmm ok #anyway it's still happening i just dont like thinking abt what it looks like from far away #i prefer it when its not so......... x shaped? i guess #i like it better when it's more... ankles by ears man is kneeling #IM JUST SAYING #ive gravitated back to my weird toji + kids au lmaooo #cuz i made a cake today and it got me thinking abt it #when will i write something of substance please #caitie blabs

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shorelinnes · 7 months ago

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favorite lee know looks (2/?) ↳ superbowl (japanese version)

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shummthechumm · 4 months ago

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NICKELODEON/BACKYARDIGANS OFFICIAL HIRE ME I CAN HELP YOU!!!!

#ive fixated on this show since i was a fetus do u know how surreal it is to see it go viral again over some shit like THIS #the backyardigans #backyardigans #also /pos im about to cry cause these are blowing up on twitter and i feel so validated #shumm's art #digital art #nick jr #noggin #2000s nostalgia #medibang paint pro #redesign #pablo backyardigans #tyrone backyardigans #uniqua backyardigans #tasha backyardigans #austin backyardigans #artists on tumblr #being simultaneously excited to get new content for the first time in like 14 years for it to look AI generated is crazy (im not ok)#i said it on twit but it feels like they generated a prompt. then paid an animator/artist/whatever to model and design said prompt.#it also sounds...really weird????? i cant tell if it's ai singing or real kids but. it's lowkey unsettling to me lol #anyways i snapped on everyone esp austin #HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT

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wolfchans · 5 months ago

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BANG CHAN ♡ FENDI SS25 SHOW AT MILAN FASHION WEEK

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves

#joseimuke games are serious business #twisted wonderland spoilers #kutsurogi my room #they're all wearing animal onesies in my heart #is this not the most twst thing though #this is the kind of game where every character has absolutely immaculate hair and makeup at all times and they WILL tell you about it #damn if it isn't working for them though. everyone's hair is SO glossy #unfortunately jamil suffers from being one of the few relatively normal people at nrc #(if you discount the whole 'turned into a monster and tried to take over the school and possibly murder some kids' incident)#(and...no he's still one of the less weird students)#so it's just kind of a chill time watching a guy wear some headbands and talk about waterproof eyeliner #meanwhile i desperately need to know how idia washes his hair #i need to know how long sebek spends saluting his malleus portrait each night #does ortho have a makeup routine. does he need to worry about oil-based cosmetics staining whatever he's made of.#will crowley actually look at the school improvement surveys or are they going straight into the shredder #these are the burning questions i need answers for

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods.

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.”

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”