#Look I was a weird kid

[anadhdperson]

"Oh i'm Sure the Ship Isn't That Weird."

The ship in question:

[astarions-veins]

I was trying to describe the Astarion brain rot to a friend and I said "All I've ever really wanted is a man to unironically and unmockingly call me darling, just like all the naughty books I read in grade school promised me."

Oddly specific right? I thought so.

That's how I, at 40, thought about for the first time in decades the fact that I used to sneak bodice ripper novels from the teachers' desks at my tiny Southern Christian school in the early 90s. I have a lot to unpack here.

[newttxt]

no matter what kind of pirate you are, luffy /will/ get you

[gascreates]

a new star

[nenoname]

"Alright, line up for some affectionate noogie-ing!"

(bonus newspaper attacks and fez pets)

[faunandfloraas]

nosy cat for @acebytaemin

[theloveinc]

mating press is so objectively ugly ... embarrassing

[shorelinnes]

favorite lee know looks (2/?) ↳ superbowl (japanese version)

[shummthechumm]

NICKELODEON/BACKYARDIGANS OFFICIAL HIRE ME I CAN HELP YOU!!!!

[nato-obenkrieger]

he’s quite silly to me

[wolfchans]

BANG CHAN ♡ FENDI SS25 SHOW AT MILAN FASHION WEEK

[cherrryblosssoming]

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[almondcroissantsandink]

something something if they had found each other earlier

[egophiliac]

have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves

[karppie-art]

MONKEY MK YEAH-!! 💥💥💥

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