#Loki excluded

[worstloki]

thoughts 💭

[toestalucia]

(reading ch5) dude this is epic

[tyrannuspitch]

tales of asgard makes a lot of characterisation decisions i don't really vibe with but at least i know one piece of official media, even in another canon, has got my back re: They Are Friends.

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Loki has always been beautiful but dangerous, helpful as much as he could be harmful. That man is a fem fatale flipping a coin on if he’s going to be the hero or be the nuisance, and either way everyone else wins. That’s just how Loki is

I do find it hilarious when people go off about how Marvel!Loki is just some pretty boy and such (unlike the myths where Loki is stated to be "beautiful" *bursts out laughing*), ignoring that for decades the intent was clearly the opposite. He looked like a caricature or a grotesque old man for 50+ years.

[coldilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Camp half-blood (Neglected reader)

DC x Pjo

Part 7

Again like- a lot of timeskips

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Present

"Yellow? You- you're giving me yellow?" Duke's brows furrowed at the color

Batman sighed "is something wrong with it?"

"no- just, everyone has dark colors, I don't wanna be a lightbulb"

"you will take what you'll get" Batman escorts Duke to the exit "Training starts tomorrow"

Bruce slumps in a chair, his hand crawling to a tv remote

"Okay- so- I'm bored right now, here is my cover of rolling in the deep------" A small nine year old kid holds a hairbrush as a mic

Countless videos of this child playing all by themselves, they found the iPad in the kid's room, while trying to search for a clue of what kind of person his child could be

-----"okay so, I'm on patrol right now, it's not allowed to record but loooook!" The camera pans to three small kittens in an alley

Bruce remembers, He made the kid throw the kittens back out on the street, Now he wonders how they felt when he let Damian's pets wander around the manor

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11 years old (Name)

"-You are no longer needed since Damian is here now"

The kid tightens their grip on their clothes "Is it that easy for you to replace me?" They asked, voice wavering, and their head lowering so Batman wouldn't see the tears that would fall

"(Name) I need a proper vigilante, not bait, so far you got attacked three times today alone" he pinched his nose

"And I managed to fight them all! If you're gonna turn Damian into a vigilante that's fine with me, but you're excluding me all together!?"

"this is not a discussion. If I ever find you in that suit again you won't be allowed to even get out of the Manor" he coldly said and turned away

(Name) has stayed away from the library since that day

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Aquaman stands before the council of governments and the justice league

"we are not responsible for the ocean's uprising! My empire has been doing everything to calm the ocean down, but it does not listen to my trident anymore!"

The sky and the seas have been raging lately, the shores have been rampaging, the justice league forced to evacuate sea dwellers

Wonderwoman spoke up "Aquaman is right, it is not his fault, it... It is the gods"

The crowd murmured in confusion

"Zeus and Poseidon have been having disputes, A powerful weapon was stolen and both sides are accusing each other, it is best to try and appease even a little of the gods anger, and pray they won't share their wrath with the humans" She finished

An uproar started

"You mean to tell us, lives were lost because of their arguing!?!"

"They're gods! Why can't they just talk amongst themselves?!"

"this is why I pray to Jesus... He is real right?" A reporter asked

"he is, but he's from a different Pantheon" Wonderwoman answered

"It's ALWAYS about fucking weapons, humans fight for nuclear weapons, and the gods fight about them too?"

"Do they need a spokesperson? I'll sort out their fight for them if they want"

A reporter raised his hand "Is there a place safe from their anger?"

"Well... Egypt is under the control of the Egyptian gods, but even, they are in conflict, Set is currently causing chaos, Boston and the land of the Vikings are protected by the Norse... Unfortunately- Loki has been freed from his prison and is also causing chaos" Wonderwoman sighed in stress

"But so far, no other Pantheons have been fighting, go to them, pray at them to protect you, just don't try to do anything that will anger the already angry gods as is, we might be the butt of their anger if we do"

With that the meeting ends, but not their fear though

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6 months later

"NNGGGHRRROOAAARRR" A roar from the Colchis bulls shakes the camp

Gerald Thanes (An ares kid) charged at the bull but was thrown at the table nearby

"What the fuck is that" you scream, A girl from your cabin grabs your hand and you run, "Can't we help!?"

"We can but we have to be careful, get a weapon or run to the armoury for protection first" with you guys being in a safe space now, she lets go and hugs you "I'll call on some dryads to help with the fire, stay safe okay?"

"you too" you say as you grab a spear on the floor, you throw it at the bulls feet, it nicks some gears off of it, but then It starts to charge at you

You ready to point your spear but then

?????

What?

It was running but it wasn't going anywhere, you walk to the side to see a cyclops holding it by the tail

He looks at you "Hi! :3 I'm Tyson"

You smile awkwardly "I'm (Name)"

Then two figures hug you to the ground

Percy laughs "I missed you so much!", Annabeth smiles at me "(Name)... let's finish this quickly, I want to tell you a lot of things"

Clarisse grunts as she gets thrown in our direction "can the three of you stop being sentimental! It's not the right time"

"Nice to see you too Clarisse" Percy says

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[ceruark]

the runecaster diaries - potential suitors

❀ inspired by the apothecary diaries ❀ [various! blue lock x fem! reader. royalty & magic au.]

By some twist of misfortune, you find yourself in the position of servant girl in Emperor Noa’s grand palace. Through a series of even more unfortunate events, you find yourself to be the general runecaster on the palace grounds, at the beck and call of all the potential heirs to cast whatever spells their hearts desire.

(you can read the full introductory piece to this series here.)

Emperor Noa's Court

❥ Lord Loki is the kind, benevolent overseer of the Gold Pavilion, where you currently reside. He’d interacted with you a few times during your time serving as an attendant in Snuffy’s residence, though he’d already developed a good impression of you thanks to Snuffy and Charles speaking highly of you. He often drops in on your training sessions with Charles (something the boy loves to repeatedly tell you he didn’t do in the past) and can be a bit prickly when the other heirs come into the Gold Pavilion requesting your services.

❥ Lord Itoshi— Sae, that is— is the overseer of the Jade Pavilion, and his cold, disinterested demeanor draws in suitors like moths to a flame until they are eventually met with his arrogant and condescending nature. It’s not often that you find yourself in the Jade Pavilion, but when you do, the task that he has requested your assistance with has less to do with casting and more to do with interrogation and piecing together parts of a mystery. During your debriefs following an investigation, it almost feels as though Lord Itoshi knows more than he lets on but withholds his knowledge for whatever reason, causing you to overexplain yourself and extend your stay.

❥ Lord Kaiser, the overseer of the Cerulean Pavilion, is equal parts adored and loathed by those residing in the palace, as well as the kingdom at large. His arrogance, like Lord Itoshi’s, is well-deserved, and his masterful mask carved from charisma has suitors throwing themselves at the doorway of his villa. Those within the palace know him for the cold, cruel individual that he is, though, and not even saving his life has earned you his respect. He begrudgingly allows his personal attendant and caster to request your help with certain spells, and insists that his lingering when you’re in the Cerulean Pavilion is just to ensure you don’t mess anything up. The more you’re requested to report to the Cerulean Pavilion, though, the more you realize that the tasks you’re assigned are ones that Alexis could handle just fine by himself— which always leaves you wondering why Lord Kaiser has assigned this to you in the first place.

❥ Knight Alexis is Lord Kaiser’s brilliant personal attendant, and the most skilled runecaster in the entire palace excluding those who are assigned to Emperor Noa. You’ve always admired his work from afar, keeping your dwindling skills sharp by trying to figure out what materials and casting methods he used in his spells during your time as an attendant. Working with him makes him even more impressive, though, and he often grows flustered when you watch him cast with wide eyes filled with admiration. You’d been warned by Grim in the past that Alexis tends to get territorial where his work and his lord are concerned, and though you’d gotten that impression at first, it’s hardly there anymore. He doesn’t mind working with you at all— if anything, he seems to perk up at the sight of you crossing into the Cerulean Pavilion, and loves to present his other projects to you for you to give feedback on (and, hopefully, to praise).

Emperor Ego's Court

❥ Lord Isagi is the shining hope of Emperor Ego’s heirs, the poster child of what every successor should strive to be. Polite, charming, skilled, and above all else, genuine, Isagi Yoichi is definitely your top pick for the throne, and you don’t even live in his kingdom. And just when you think he can’t get any better, you catch him heatedly arguing with Lord Kaiser in the Cerulean Courtyard— and winning. Lord Isagi spends a lot of time in the Gold and Ruby Pavilions, so it’s not uncommon for him to seek you out and ask to be trained in casting, since it’s his weakest point. You don’t think he’s giving himself enough credit, though; he’s a very quick learner and performs new spells almost as if he knows exactly what he’s doing, but checks with you to make sure he’s doing it right, just in case.

❥ Lord Itoshi— Rin, that is— is a picture-perfect snapshot of elegance, grace, and beauty, up until the point where he opens his mouth and proves to everybody in the palace that the condescension runs in the family. His behavior is incredibly similar to his brother’s, though he seems to be a bit more openly competitive and aggressive than Sae— at least, that’s the impression you develop of him when you run into him while carrying out an investigation for Sae that he insists he can perform and solve for his brother quicker than you can. Against your will, it ends up becoming a recurring thing, and at this point, you can’t tell if he’s seriously trying to solve the case faster than you, or if he’s actually trying to work with you. It’s not like you can ask him— you like him better when he’s being cooperative and would rather not piss him off, thank you very much.

❥ Lord Reo— Mikage, really, but he insists against being called that— is charismatic, sociable, and was raised to be royalty from the moment he was born. However, you hear from the servants of Ego’s other heirs that he’s a deeply jealous individual, which can sometimes be as inhibiting to him as it is encouraging. You bear witness to this when he’s prickly with you during your first meeting, obviously upset that his personal caster is cooking up the stupidest spells known to mankind with you rather than tending to his young master. However, things seem to smooth over after that, as he comes to be impressed with the work you get accomplished with Nagi, and even the work that you accomplish for him on your own— which he seems to be requesting you do more these days. Nagi often whines that you’re gonna replace him, which you think is a joke, until Lord Reo insists that two personal casters are better than one. Well, if he’s serious, he’ll have to take it up with Noa, you suppose.

❥ Lord Chigiri possesses the kind of beauty men start wars over, and his confidence in his skills and appearance only draws others in more. To your delight (and surprise— the prettiest heir around these parts is also the prickliest), he’s also rather friendly and loves gossiping, often bribing information about Noa’s heirs out of the palace attendants. You’re no exception to this, and the first time he requests your assistance, a spell that should only take a single morning to execute ends up taking the whole day because you’re too busy complaining to him about all the arrogant heirs and relaying to him your most dismal encounters with them. Your gossip sessions end up becoming a weekly meeting, disguised as “tune-ups” if the other heirs ask. Lord Reo ends up attending them at some point, and after overhearing a conversation between the two while actually working through a spell, you suspect that the two are scheming to convince Ego to try and get Noa to release you to their palace.

❥ Knight Bachira is a bundle of energy that you believe would fuel a million spells if he could be harnessed. Eccentric and cheerful, he somehow both contrasts and compliments Lord Isagi perfectly as his personal attendant. One day, when Lord Isagi approaches you with a private request, you’re surprised to learn that Bachira’s power doesn’t come from runecasting, but rather, from a curse— he was born with a demon latched onto his spirit, which had caused him and his mother to be exiled from their village. Bachira ends up becoming interested in you when start teaching Isagi spells meant to help Bachira control and coexist with the beast rather than suppress it. He can be a bit much to handle when you’re trying to carefully brew a spell, but you can’t bring yourself to be upset when his laughter never fails to brighten up your workshop.

❥ Knight Nagi is just as brilliant of a runecaster as Alexis is, though he has one fatal flaw: he’s lazier than a dog. Your first few assignments from Lord Reo are agonizing, as he doesn’t help you at all and you have to do the work of two casters all on your own. It’s not until he catches you crouching behind some bushes in the Gold Pavilion, cackling to yourself as you put together a new spell to be used in your and Charles’s escalating prank war, that you finally catch Nagi’s interest. After that, Nagi can often be spotted with you crouched over a brewing station, the overgrown man draped over you as you two bicker over which combination of ingredients would yield the most sinister effects.

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[11queensupreme11]

I need to know how people are gonna react to finding out about Percy’s mortal spot 🫠

im ngl, i genuinely believed putting the mortal spot on THE BACK is probably THEEEEE DUMBEST fucking thing ever 😭 ur back is literally your most vulnerable spot and now she just made it 100000x more vulnerable 😭 i'm almost certain rick wrote it that way for poetic reasons cuz percy's fatal flaw is loyalty, mortal spot on the back, hence "the only way you can kill percy jackson is to stab her in the back" 💀 yes yes, very poetic, but i don't think the ror characters will appreciate it 😭

(gonna try and fit as many reactions here as i can, excluding beel and loki since they already know)

cú chulainn: this dude is a trained warrior. he knows everything about weaknesses and blindspots. and the back????? IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST BLIND SPOT THERE IS. he'll be screaming and ripping out his own hair in pure horror and disbelief when he finds out his dumbass lover put HER ONE MORTAL SPOT on her fucking BACK of all the goddamn places 😭

apollo: he's gonna throw up when he finds out and then he's gonna throw up even more when he learns that the LAST PERSON to have the curse of achilles was killed by HIS COUNTERPART. he prays to every deity and the fates that they won't be cruel enough to repeat that with them because he CANNOT lose percy 😭😭😭😭

poseidon: his jaw drops. he looks like a complete idiot all gobsmacked like this, but nobody even blames him because they're also just as shocked. he has half a mind to spank his daughter for her terrible idea, not just for the placement of the mortal spot, but for getting that damn curse in the first place. at first, he liked it because it made her 99.99% invulnerable but that fucking mortal spot just ruined it 💀💀💀

hades: buries his face in his hands and lets out the heaviest sigh ever. he loves his niece, he really does, but he has to admit... she's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. he loves her so much though so he won't be TOO disappointed 💖

anubis: "BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he's screeching in horror when he witnesses the scene. welp, now he knows how she got the curse, but holy SHIT this is probably the worst curse ever (it's really not). he's literally gonna be begging her to stop when it comes up on the screen, but it's already too late

ra: USUALLY he would be busy restraining anubis from doing something stupid, but he's too busy gawking. percy was literally told that her fatal flaw was LOYALTY.... and then she goes and picks HER BACK as her one mortal spot???? "omfg the poseidon in that universe taught that child NOTHING"

rhea: "WE 👹 MUST 👹 GET 👹 HER 👹 OUT 👹 OF 👹 THAT 👹 UNIVERSE 👹 BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF KILLED" no seriously, grandma rhea is WORRIED. if she were a human, she'd have 1000 heart attacks and her hair would've turned grey already. this baby is stressing her the FUCK out 😭

prometheus: would literally cry 😭😭😭 like "percy... my dear baby cousin, your back??????? WHY?????" 😭😭😭😭 he's usually very supportive of her ideas, even the most craziest ones, but..... the back???????????

izanagi: "oh bless her heart, she's trying her best 🥺💔"

sun wukong: does a very slow facepalm as he sinks into his throne because oh my gods this girl is FUCKED. he has never seen a more doomed person before in all his years of living 😭

aphrodite: "wait does this make sex harder??? should i have her try other positions instead? 🤔" (she's asking the real questions here)

lugh: gently grasps cú chulainn's shoulders and say solemnly, "son, i think the universe really hates you 😔💔" because this is the SECOND PERSON that cú chulainn cares about to have some sort of near-invulnerability. the first died thx to him, and now percy might follow 😭

odin: a little concerned at how similar she is to his baldur. pure-hearted and kind, a genuinely good person, with a near invulnerability. he hopes, for loki's sanity, that percy doesn't die too because the crashout would be catastrophic fr 💀

adam: absolutely HORRIFIED because she picked literally the worst spot on her body to be her mortal spot 😭

leonidas: "how tf is this kid alive right now 💀"

tesla: so it turns out it's not just math and science that he needs to teach her, but basic self-preservation as well! alrighty then, he's already getting the lesson plans ready as well as a VERY long lecture about poor decision-making skills 😭

basically, every ror character's reaction to percy getting the curse of achilles and choosing her back as her one mortal spot:

EVERYONE is horrified 💀

percy literally has so much stacked against her. everyone and everything in that universe is out to get her. she's the product of a broken vow. she's a demigod, so naturally monsters hunt her down on the daily. she has a cursed fucking sword that's cursed to fail her when she needs it most. her fatal flaw is loyalty. and then she goes and puts her mortal spot on her BACK 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 not only that, but the fates of that universe love love LOVE greek tragedy and percy is a walking greek tragedy waiting to for the curtain call 😭

[fatkish]

Jotun Loki x Reader pt. 2 NSFW

A year into your unexpected relationship with the prince of Jotunheim, and things couldn’t be better. After bringing you to Jotunheim, you quickly came to fall in love with the realm. You and Loki talked and a beautiful relationship began to blossom. After a few months, you and Loki grew closer and eventually started dating. It was a little tricky at first with the whole being from two different worlds. You and Loki had to explain to the other your customs and how relationships work but nothing could keep you apart. It didn’t take long for Laufey to hear word of his son fraternizing with a midgardian. To say Laufey was less than pleased was an understatement. Laufey was used to his son’s temporary flings, but it didn’t seem as though this relationship was the same. Eventually Loki had to introduce you to his father.

“Now darling, I know my father can be quite set in his ways and views, but I truly believe that he’ll accept you.” Loki explained as you both stood outside the doors to the throne room. You settled your hand on Loki’s thigh, “it’s alright my love, we’ll just show your father how happy and perfect we are together” you smiled up at Loki. “Alright, let’s go.” He said and with that he opened the throne room doors and you both entered. Upon first meeting Laufey, it was clear that he did not like you. He looked down on you for being midgardian but you quickly shut him up by accidentally covering the throne room in ice. The ice you create is special, it’s not cold and it doesn’t melt under even the hottest temperatures. You have always tried to control your ice powers but they do occasionally get out of control when you are subjected to extreme stress.

Laufey was surprised by your powers and the mastery that you had over your abilities despite your age. Seeing how you could put even the casket of ancient winters to shame, Laufey eventually began to tolerate your presence. After a few months of knowing you, you and Laufey were eventually on friendly terms. Seeing how smitten his son was with you, he decided that Loki could have chosen worse but he decided you were fine. A year has passed and Laufey and you actually get along. Loki was so happy to see you and his father getting along. Laufey was impressed not just by your powers but the fact of how willing you are to defend Loki. Although Loki did at times do things that Laufey thought was ridiculous like his winter resort idea, you stood by Loki’s side and made sure that he didn’t get too in over his head. You and Laufey had actually talked about how best to use Jotunheim’s natural resources to Jotunheim’s advantage. Laufey learned that you were not only powerful but you had a brilliant and strategic mind.

It took some convincing, mostly from you, to get Laufey on board with Loki’s ski resort idea. You had explained in detail to Laufey that the two biggest issues Jotun’s face is prejudice and a lack of social/economic status. You reasoned that each of the nine realms, excluding Midgard, Muspelheim, Svartalfheim, and Hel, all had some kind of business/commerce with each other, or had something of value that garnered respect from the other realms. You reasoned that if Jotunheim were to create a business or create something that bore economical value then Jotunheim would have its own economy. And if Jotunheim were to show the universe and the nine realms that Jotun’s are not the bloodthirsty savage monsters everyone believes then things would have to change. You helped Loki and Laufey with planning and marketing ways that Jotunheim could profit off of its natural resources. You even helped them by showing them examples of things from earth and how tourism can improve a planet’s social standing. With you and Loki working together, Laufey had no reason to doubt his son’s endeavors.

After a few months of working out the early kink in the resorts planning, it was officially the first anniversary of yours and Loki’s relationship. That night after dinner, you had joined Loki in his bedchambers. After settling down you had gotten Loki’s attention. “Darling, it’s officially been one midgardian year since you and I officially began courting. It’s been a year and a half since we first met. Since this is an anniversary, I wanted to do something special for you.” You smiled up at Loki. Loki smiled down at you as he sat on his bed. “My love, there’s no need for you to do such. You spoil me enough by simply existing and loving me.” Loki suavely spoke. You crawled over to him and laid your hands on his upper thighs. “Love, what are you doing?” Loki asked as he watched you undo his loincloth’s armor. You smiled up at him as you removed his armor and his clothes. When you saw his cock you carefully grasped it and gave it an upwards tug. Loki hissed and bit his lips as your small hands wrapped around the large appendage. “L-love, you….you don’t have to do this.” Loki groaned as you continued to pump his large cock. You had removed your clothes and straddled his cock. You placed your hands on his abs and began to grind on him.

Loki groaned and rested a hand on your back, being careful not to be too rough or get caught up in the wonderful sensations you were giving him. “L-love, I-I don’t think you’re ready, I’m rather large and I don’t wish to hurt you.” Loki rushed out as you continued to grind on him. “Don’t worry darling, I already took care of that.” You seductively whispered as you dragged one of Loki’s fingers down to feel the rather large toy plugged inside you. Loki gasped at feeling the toy and pushed it in a bit more. You gasped and your hips stuttered as Loki began to play with the toy, pushing and tugging on the end of it. “Love, you did this, just for me?” Loki looked at you with eyes full of love. You leaned over and kissed his lips. Loki pulled you into the kiss and covered your lips with his. “Oh my love, you have no idea what you’re doing to me.” Loki purred. “Oh yeah, then maybe you should show me.” You sassed back.

Loki growled as he flipped you both over and laid you on your back. “I’m going to make you scream my name my little love. I’m going to ravish you so entirely that you’ll never be satisfied by any other cock. I’m going to make you cry and writhe with pleasure as you ride my cock and take everything I give you.” Loki growled as he leaned over you. You looked up into his red eyes and smirked. “I want nothing more than that.” You sweetly smiled. Loki smirked and growled as he slipped his hand between your thighs, rubbing at the toy and tugging on it, slowly pulling it out before pushing it back in. He started kissing your neck and chest, paying careful attention to your nipples. He gently took one of your nipples into his mouth and began to suck on it, nipping at it as his other hand played with your adjacent nipple. You whimpered as he pinched and tugged gently on your chest, all while still playing with the large toy inside you. After suckling on one of your nipples, Loki switched to the other one, giving it the same treatment. While Loki played with the toy inside you, he began to circle his thumb on your clit. He rubbed it and flicked it, making sure to give it plenty of attention. After a bit, Loki then pulled off of your chest after making sure both your nipples were thoroughly swollen.

Loki then purred at you as he trailed kisses down your stomach and spread your legs before him. Taking in the sight before him, he then pulled the large toy out of you and marveled at how big it was. “My love, how did you-?” “I’ve been prepping myself for this” you cut him off. “Oh dear, you didn’t have to do this.” He gently cooed. “I chose to, because I genuinely want this.” You smiled as you gently cupped his face. Loki nuzzled his cheek into your palm. “Thank you, my little love, but I’m afraid there is still going to be somewhat of a stretch. Are you absolutely certain you want this?” He asked with uncertainty and love filled eyes. “Loki, I love you, but if you don’t give me your cock, so help me-“ Loki cut you off with a soft chuckle before kissing you. “Patience my little love, let me get a taste of you first.” Loki spoke with a mischievous glint in his eyes. He held your legs apart and leaned down before giving your inner thigh a kiss. He kissed your clit before taking it in his mouth and giving it the same treatment he gave your nipples. You cried and squirmed as he suckled and teased your clit with his tongue. He hummed happily as you writhed, you could feel a coil inside of your abdomen tightening. He pushed one of his fingers into your cunt and began to curl it, thrusting it in and out, testing out how tight you were. After having his fun, Loki released your poor swollen clit before you had a chance to orgasm. “Alright my dear, if at any point, this becomes too much, tap my arm three times and say lemons. If you do that, I’ll stop whatever I’m doing. Promise me you won’t take more than you can handle.” Loki stated. “I promise.” You softly smiled. Loki grinned and reached over to his bedside table and took out two vials.

He opened the first one and poured some of the contents onto his cock, generously coating himself in the vial’s contents before applying some to two of his fingers. “This first vial contains an aphrodisiac oil which will alleviate any minor pain and discomfort as well as increase both yours and my pleasure.” He explained as he carefully slipped one finger inside you. After a bit, he added a second finger at which you moaned from the stretch. You could already feel the aphrodisiac’s affects as your loins started to tingle and feel much more sensitive. Loki then uncapped the second vial and coated two of his fingers in a generous amount before plunging them into you. “This second vial contains a powerful muscle relaxer. It should make taking me much more comfortable and easier for you as well as allow for me to penetrate you easier.” He calmly informed. You moaned as Loki continued to thrust his fingers in and out of you, adding a second amount of the muscle relaxer before slipping a third finger inside of you. You cried out at the stretch, overwhelmed by the intensity of the pleasure you were feeling all while Loki smiled and chuckled.

“Alright my love, are you ready?” Loki softly asked as he lifted and positioned you right above his cock. You felt the large head just resting against your entrance. You looked into Loki’s love filled eyes and gave him a kiss. “Take me, ruin me, make me feel good, please.” You begged. Loki smirked and gave you a deep kiss. “As you wish” he smiled. Loki lined himself up and slowly began to push into you, you closed your eyes and took some deep breaths as the head of his cock pushed its way into you. Loki gently began to rub your clit to ease your discomfort. Some of the residual aphrodisiac still on his fingers made the sensation all the more pleasurable. Once the head of Loki’s cock was inside you, he steadied you and let gravity do the rest of the work, all while still rubbing circles into your clit. It took quite a few minutes and even then you had barely taken more than half of Loki’s cock. “My love, are you alright?” Loki asked as he tried his hardest not to move. “It-its so… so big. Feels so good.” You slightly slurred. Loki chuckled as he kissed your face. “Let me know when you’re ready for me to move.” Loki softly whispered. “Now. You can move now.” “Are you sure-“ “Loki! Just fuck me already!” You shouted.

Loki didn’t need anymore persuasion, he gently grabbed your hips and slowly pulled out till just his head was still inside before thrusting back in. You gasped and Loki groaned as his grip on your hips slightly tightened. He pulled back again slowly before thrusting again, creating a slow pace, allowing both of you to really feel each other. After a little bit, Loki began to speed up as you began to pant and moan at the stretch and the feel of Loki’s cock rubbing against your walls. “My-my love, you’re so tight. Like a silken vice… oh Norns do you feel amazing.” Loki growled as he sped up his thrusts. After one particularly hard thrust you cried as his cock hit that one spot making your vision turn white and your walls constrict. “Ahh! Fuck! So tight… is that it? Is that the special little spot that makes you cum?” Loki huskily groaned. Loki laid you on your back and grabbed your legs, lifting them up and bending them towards your head. “Oh my little love, I hope you’ve prepared yourself, because I’m going to make you cum so hard you’ll detach from reality. Now be prepared to scream my name” Loki whispered.

Loki then pulled his hips back and with this new position, he aimed right for that spot with every thrust. You cried and grabbed the silky sheets in your fists as your knuckles turned white with the force of your how tightly you held them. With each of Loki’s thrusts, he repeatedly hit that one spot making your vision nearly turn white. With how hard and fast Loki was thrusting, he was able to bury more of his cock inside of you. You cried at the building pleasure as an invisible knot seemed to form and tighten inside your abdomen. “Loki please.” You cried. “What is it my love?” He groaned. “L-Loki” “that’s it, scream my name my little love, tell all of Jotunheim who’s cock is making you feel so good.” Loki possessively growled into your ear. “L-Loki, I-I’m gonna..” “that’s it my love, cum for me, let go” he cooed. With a few more flicks to your clit, that knot burst and you came with a scream. Your walls clamped down on Loki as he growled and continued to thrust and fuck you through your orgasm.

As Loki continued to thrust his hips even faster, you felt a second orgasm quickly approaching. “L-Loki.” You slurred. “It’s alright my love, I’m close, can you handle another?” He softly coaxed as he sped up slightly and tilted your hips upwards. He continued his assault on that spongy spot, hitting it with every powerful thrust of his hips. Loki groaned as his thrusts became sloppy and his pace uneven. As his orgasm approached, he once again began to torture your clit. “Cum with me, my love.” He groaned as his hips faltered. You closed your eyes and tilted your head back as that familiar coil began to tighten even faster. With a final harsh thrust, Loki came, spilling his seed deep inside of you. As Loki came, you screamed as that coil snapped and your orgasms hit simultaneously. Loki held you close to him, gently thrusting his hips as his balls emptied and he came down from his high.

After a few minutes, Loki pulled out and you could feel his cum drip out of you. You were tired and spent, trying to catch your breath. Loki returned with a damp cloth and wiped you down, helping you clean yourself since you could hardly move. After helping you clean up and changing the sheets, Loki gently held you in his arms as you both laid down on his large bed. “Are you alright my love? How are you feeling? You’re not hurt are you? I can call the healers if you need them. Oh no, did I break you? I’m so sorry y/n, my little love, I-” you cut Loki off from his worry filled onslaught of questions by pressing a finger to his lips. “Darling, I’m fine. Just…tired.” You answered him. Loki sighed with relief and hugged you tighter and kissed your forehead. “Thank the Norns, I don’t know what I would do if I lost you.” Loki muttered.

You chuckled causing Loki to give you a confused look. “What’s so funny?” He asked. “I’m sorry, but honestly, dying from being dicked down by the Loki, Prince of Jotunheim. That has got to be one of the best ways to die.” You giggled. “Oh… I see. Wait, are you saying you would be willing to do this again?” Loki inquired with a look of shock and awe. “Of course darling, why wouldn’t I?” You questioned. “Well, it’s just that, after having sex, most of my previous lovers turned away after the first time, they weren’t too keen on having a lover whose cock would always require them to undergo thorough preparation before sex.” Loki sadly and shyly looked away. “Oh Loki, I’m so sorry. But I don’t care how large you are, or how different we are in size, I love you so much, as long as you’re willing, I’m more than happy to do whatever is necessary for us to work. I love you too much to just give up on us.” You smiled as you held Loki’s face and wiped away a single tear.

Loki smiled back at you and gently held your cheek while kissing you deeply. “My love, you have no idea how much that means to me.” He softly sighed with nothing but love and adoration in his eyes. You and Loki snuggled together underneath the soft furs and blankets. “Oh, I forgot to ask but, you did use protection right?” You asked as you looked up at Loki. He gave you the most bewildered and confused expression that you would have laughed so hard at if it were any other situation. “Why would I wear my armor during sex? What would I require protection from?” He asked. You had a subtle moment of realization and remembered Loki isn’t from earth. “Did you happen to use any sort of contraceptive? Any form of birth control?” You shakily asked. Loki had a puzzled look on his face before he too realized what you were insinuating. “Oh…oops, I knew I missing something. I forgot to replenish my contraceptive potions from Asgard. D-don’t worry my love, we’ll figure something out. Don’t stress about it, I promise I’ll take care of this.” Loki stuttered as he moved to get out of bed. “Loki wait!” You shouted as you grabbed his hand. Loki looked down at you with an expression that was full of guilt and anxiety.

“I-I don’t mind. Let’s-let’s not do anything rash alright? Come back to bed, and tomorrow, we’ll talk to the healers and your father. We don’t know if I’m pregnant yet or if I’m even ovulating. There’s a chance I might not become pregnant. Tomorrow, we’ll talk to the healer’s and have them look me over. If I do become pregnant, then I want to ensure that we have all the facts and are able to make a well informed decision on whether or not to keep the pregnancy. Loki, if possible, I would love nothing more than to carry your child.” You smiled up at him. Loki sighed and his shoulders fell as he relaxed and climbed back into bed beside you. He wrapped his arms around you and kissed you once again. “Y/n, my love, I would love nothing more than to have a family with you, but I can’t deny that it scares me. You’re so much smaller than an average Jotun woman, and I fear what the toll of giving birth to a half Jotun would do to you. I don’t want to lose you.” Loki confessed as he rested his forehead on yours. You held his cheeks and smiled. “That’s why we need to get all the information first before we do anything rash. Nothing is confirmed yet so we should make sure that we know what we’re doing and in the event that I do get pregnant, we’ll know what our options are. Okay?” You asked. “Alright. You always know how to ease my worries. I love you so much.” Loki smiled. You grinned up at him before yawning. “Looks like my little Midgardian is tired. Rest now my love, we’ll handle everything together in the morning.” Loki smiled as you both closed your eyes and snuggled together.

[lightningbastard]

I'm pretty certain Luffy will set Loki free, unless Hajrudin or other Giants are nearby to prevent that from happening.

If Luffy does free Loki & essentially unleashes hell onto Elbaf I wonder what effect that will happen on Luffy and Hajrudins relationship.

Eventhough Luffy didn't want or care about the fleet swearing loyalty to him, he is now a Yonko and a rift in his fleet will have a wide effect on his reputation as an Emperor.

Likewise, Hajrudin already had infighting in his crew due to his decision to be a subordinate of Luffy, if it gets out that Luffy set Loki free this may force Hajrudin to either lose face among the other giants of Elbaf as thier Prince or have to fight Luffy. Either way he'll be caught in the middle.

It'd also be interesting to learn how the Giants reacted to the news of Luffy crashing Big Moms tea party and being part of her defeat at Wano and ultimately losing her Yonko title. Luffy is for sure a divisive public figure to the Giants and this is all excluding any Giants who would like him by proxy of stories told by Shank, Dorry, Broggy, Oimo & Kashi.

Regardless, despite the chaos Luffy will undoubtedly cause the citizens of Elbaf for the duration of the arc I do believe once it becomes known that he is Nika, I'm sure Hajrudin will gain some credit/forgiveness for bringing the true Sun God to Elbaf and finally become the King of Giants.

And outside of Luffy's relationship with Hajrudin & Big Mom, there's also Nami's friendship with Lola to consider and hiw that will play into Loki's character when he meets Nami. Has Loki even been able to keep up with the news of the world while he's been locked up?

[deathmetalunicorn1]

I need angst please!

Reader has 2 best friends, one male and one female, who start seeing each other without Y/N knowing and start blowing them off to go on dates together! How would Y/N react to finding out the truth?

Drink water and stay safe!

-You adored your best friends, one male, B/N, and one female F/N, that you’ve been friends with for years, bonding over different things as they helped you be a normal teenager.

-You are considered a genius, one that could have graduated high school years ago, but you wanted to remain with your friends and be at least a bit normal. B/N taught you how to play video games and F/N taught you all about fashion and self-care, but you enjoyed their lessons.

-However, it was odd one day when you messaged B/N, asking him if he had time to come and help you with a video game, he introduced you to, one that he was very good at. When he responded back that he was busy you didn’t think anything of it, not at all bothered.

-Then two days later you were at the pharmacy looking at different face masks, and unsure about which ones to get you messaged F/N for her advice, but she messaged back quickly that she was out with her grandma and couldn’t help right at the moment.

-As the days went by, even at school you seemed to see less and less of your friends, both telling you that they were busy with something every single time.

-You tried to remain positive, knowing they both had their own lives and it didn’t revolve around you, but your massive adopted family could tell that you seemed a bit down and whenever they asked you just grinned and told them you were okay.

-They trusted you, at least for the moment, but kept a closer eye on you.

-It was Loki and Leonidas who found out by accident what had been going on, after they asked where your two friends had been, as they hadn’t come over in a while and you just smiled, “They’ve both been busy for a while. It’s okay!”

-They found out after you had messaged your friends to meet up to go out for lunch and both told you that they were out with their families for the day and that they would meet up with you on a different day.

-You were elated to see this and not wanting to ruin the mood you asked Leonidas and Loki to go out with you instead, which they agreed to, heading to a massive shopping center.

-You enjoyed your time with your family until you came to a dead stop, your eyes widened, seeing B/N and F/N walking hand in hand, on a date at the mall together.

-Your heart felt like they were in your ears as you pulled out your phone, looking at the messages, F/N said she was in the next town over visiting her cousins, and B/N said he was at a baseball game with his family.

-Seeing them both there and not where they told you they were instantly opened your eyes as you realized they had been dating each other.

-You weren’t upset they were dating; you were elated at the idea of your best friends dating each other… what hurt is that they were ignoring you, lying to you to spend time with each other, excluding you from their decision to date.

-Leonidas followed your gaze and instantly his gaze hardened, “Hey isn’t that…” he trailed off, seeing the tears in your eyes as Loki looked back and forth between you and your friends before he realized what had been going on.

-You caught their hands to keep them with you, not wanting to stir up any trouble, but you did follow your friends for a short while, to see the truth.

-You were around the corner from them as they stopped at a crane machine to play as F/N spoke, “Hey look it’s that cute little creature you and Y/N like in that video game of yours!”

-B/N chuckled softly, “Yeah that’s Pikachu! Y/N’s been bugging me about helping take on one of the gyms. I swear they’re always texting me!” F/N laughed in her hand, agreeing, “Right? Y/N has been bugging me about having a self-care day, wanting to know what products to use- like you have a computer and the internet at your disposal- you don’t need my help with everything!”

-Their laughter seemed almost muted to you as you felt your heart squeezing as the two men looked at you in worry, wanting to go and have a word with your friends.

-They decided against it when you walked away, heading towards the car and you refused to talk on the way home, trying to hold your tears in as you looked down at your phone, your lock screen being a photo of the three of you at prom last year.

-Loki informed everyone what happened, and Adam was quick to come to you and you finally broke, sobbing into his shoulder, clutching at his shirt as you didn’t understand why your friends were being so cruel now as their words couldn’t leave your mind.

-You broke, telling your family that you had stayed with your friends throughout high school because you wanted to be a normal teenager- not the genius everyone knew you were.

-You went to Nikola, asking him to help you enroll at the college and Adam and Odin were concerned you were being too hasty, but you turned, tears still flowing, “They don’t need me bothering them anymore. They can focus on their relationship and high school and I’m going to college.”

-Your family was worried as you met with both the high school principal and the university dean, both who were elated to learn of your decision to start university and enrolled you immediately.

-You didn’t have to take final exams at your high school due to your excellent grades and presented you with your diploma the day after your meeting, and you started immediately, easily stepping into your classes at university.

-Your family watched you closely and they could see that starting college seemed to bring that sparkle back into your eyes and you looked like your old self again, smiling brightly. They weren’t surprised when you were able to advance quickly, within a week, to the more advanced classes.

-Your friends went a week about their own business before they realized they hadn’t seen you around, not even messaging them. Guilt started to form as they questioned if they should have told you that they were dating and maybe not have blown you off so many times.

-When they asked one of your teachers where you were she just smiled, “Y/N is no longer a student at this school.” Their eyes went huge- did you change schools? Did you move without telling them?!

-They were both quick to try to call you, only for your phone to go to voicemail, as you kept your phone silent while in class to not be distracted. However, to them this was huge as you always answered, and they were quick to rush to your home after school.

-Loki answered their frantic pounding on the front door and upon seeing them he instantly smirked before calling back over his shoulder, “Guess who?! It only took them a week!”

-Your friends both looked sheepish as your family seemed to be glaring at them, they know realize how much they had been neglecting you and your friendships before F/N asked where you were.

-Adam, trying to keep a lid on his temper, “At university right now.” B/N’s eyes went huge, “University?!” Adam nodded before he sighed and took the two to the university to show them, as they both looked like they didn’t believe.

-Adam led them through the campus to an astrophysics classroom where you were actually giving the lecture, a massive and complex looking formula on the blackboard as your teacher was nodding, looking impressed.

-F/N’s eyes went huge, “Holy… I knew Y/N was smart but…” she trailed off and Adam turned to them, his eyes stern, “Y/N could have gone to university years ago, but they wanted to stay with you and be a normal teenager. They looked to you, their best friends, to help them with that, as Y/N knew they could trust you two.”

-B/N’s eyes went wide, looking panicked now, “Wait is this because we’re dating? It’s not-” Adam held up a hand, cutting him off, “It’s not because you two are dating, it’s because you kept it from Y/N then lied about what you were doing to spend time together- excluding Y/N. They told us that they’re happy you two are dating, but when you kept blowing them off then talking behind their back about bothering you two constantly, is when this decision was made.”

-F/N’s eyes went wide as they filled with tears, looking back at you only to see you didn’t even notice they were there, realizing that they ruined the friendship you held so dear with them by not telling you then ignoring you.

-They just didn’t want to make things awkward and make you feel like a third wheel to their relationship together, something they tried to tell Adam, but Adam just looked down at them sadly, “You three were friends first before you two started dating, you should have talked this over with Y/N instead of just- what’s the word you kids use now- ghosting them?”

-They both looked ashamed of themselves, realizing that he was right, they did ghost you before Adam spoke once more, “I will tell you both this now- if Y/N doesn’t want anything to do with you two any longer, I will respect that decision and I expect you two will as well.”

-He walked away, his words resonating around them as they both looked at each other. They had nobody to blame but themselves for this situation. It was all their fault.

[worstloki]

people will say "all Loki ships" and then tag the post with 7 of the most atrocious pairings you've ever seen alongside a threat if you don't tag reblogs with #antithorki

[hurtspideyparker]

Then how about some WinterFrost? (Loki x Bucky)? Anything you'd like.

"I don't know about this Thor, I mean I'm all for second chances, but isn't it against his entire identity to...be good?"

"No, of course not! He just likes a bit of mischief. He'd never wish senseless harm on you all."

Steve and Bucky exchange glances.

"What about—"

"I said senseless! He very much had a purpose last time, he was just a bit misguided. He's content on helping us this time. He can't dominate a world with another sorceress in the way."

Tony steps up, hand waving.

"So he wants to help us because he's the one who should be supreme leader? Yeah, changed."

Thor laughs, and no one joins him.

"Listen, friends. It's not like last time. It's a personal thing. Loki is a very jealous person, and Enchantress is always getting in his way. Magic user to magic user, yes?"

The Avengers all huddle together, excluding Thor.

"I don't trust him."

"Yeah no shit Tasha, but what other option do we have."

"I don't know Clinton, maybe not inviting the homicidal maniac to watch our backs?"

"I can still hear you!" Thor butts in, everyone ignoring him.

"It doesn't seem like we're Loki's targets."

Bucky sends Steve his signature glare at the optimistic comment, "if you think he has a straightforward motivation for once, you've fundamentally misunderstood him as a person."

"Oh and you know him so well Manchurian Candidate?" Tony brisks.

Steve steps in-between his two friends, "Tony, don't start—"

"No, I wanna hear what he has to say. Go ahead Stark."

"As amusing as this is, not nearly enough of the attention is on me."

They all whip around, the man in dark leather grinning at them from beside Thor.

"Thor, we didn't even agree yet."

"Nice to see you too Man of Iron. See, my brother isn't in charge of me. It does seem that you're all a bit out of your depths, so I'm gracing you with my assistance. It's all right, mortal men are often confined to their material weapons."

"Brother! Glad you could join us." Thor goes to land a heavy hand on his back, but the palm goes right through the illusion.

Bucky jerks when the gun held loosely in his grip is ripped from him.

He spins around, sharp eyes finding another pair of watchful blues.

"Ah, the soldier. You see I, too, have a little ice in my veins. I think we'd get along."

Bucky startles back a step.

"In your dreams, freak."

Loki lets his smirk fester, seeping uncomfortably into Bucky's skin.

"Ah, I like you. And this," his fingers graze the metal arm, sending shivers up Bucky's spine despite the lack of feeling in the limb. "Is most fascinating."

The metal arm shoots up faster than anyone can blink, grabbing the trickster by the neck and shoving him against the wall.

"Oh look, this one's real," Bucky snides as Loki drops the firearm and tugs at the metal fingers around his throat.

"Buck..."

"No, Steve, I actually I agree with him for once." Tony says, watching on in intrigue.

"He isn't going to be helpful if he's dead." Natasha says with the same amount of interest she chooses a fork with; which is very little and yet a surprisingly non-zero amount.

"It would be most kind of you to let my brother go, and wait till after the battle to initiate his well-deserved punishment."

Loki just gives a sheepish grin and taps on the fist constricting his air flow. Bucky doesn't move and the tapping becomes a bit more frantic until he's released.

Loki gasps for a few moments, "how generous of you. I think I like the arm even more now."

"Kinky," Clint says at the same time Bruce remarks "gross."

"Whatever," Bucky says, "he can stay. Best case scenario both the witch bitches die in battle."

* * *

Neither of them die, but Loki does succeed in capturing the Enchantress and Thor leaves to bring her to Asgardian justice.

His brother doesn't go with him.

"Who wants to celebrate me!"

The Avengers stare at him blankly.

"Spoil sports. I just did you all a true favour out of the kindness of my heart. I'm not even trying to enslave you, I only wish to be entertained with wine and dance. You all enjoy such affairs, do you not?"

Loki waves his hands, turning Tony's living room into one filled with warm lights, live music, and piles of steaming food.

"Ah? Yes?" he asks with a charming head tilt.

Tony is the first one to break. "Yeah, fuck it. Let's have that drink," he succumbs, heading straight for the liquor table.

"Did he kidnap that band or are they an illusion..." Clint whispers to Nat, who shrugs.

Steve convinces Bucky to stay around, and Bucky convinces Bucky to stay by keeping himself close to a bottle of whiskey.

"Hello my soldier."

Bucky rolls his eyes and doesn't turn around.

"What, you want your punishment now?"

"You make it sound so enticing," Loki leans on the bar beside the man.

"It won't when I choke you out. I thought green was your colour," he sips from his tumbler with a slow ease.

"Trust me, I've been known to look good in blue."

The voice isn't Loki's and Bucky startles, finally turning to it.

It's Steve—or, well, Loki wearing Steve's appearance. He's in his signature blue Captain America suit, beautifully strong and looming.

"What are you doing?"

Loki leans closer, lowering his voice.

"Is this how you like it?" the mischief conflicts with Steve's honest and proud tone.

"Stop."

"Hm," Loki hums, before his body morphs into Natasha. Her hair is long and wavy down her back, a tight black dress emphasizing her...everything.

"You're right, that's probably old news. This what you're in the mood for?"

Bucky looks behind him uncomfortably, but none of the other party goers notice the second Natasha.

"How low is your self-esteem?"

"What?" as close as Loki can appear and sound like someone else, his tone is all wrong. Natasha would never be caught off guard.

"I said, how low is your self-esteem that you think you need to be anybody else but yourself to get me to like you?"

Loki morphs back into himself, nose held high and scoffing, "is that your story now? I recall you wishing me dead."

Bucky shrugs and swirls the remaining alcohol around in his glass.

"Yeah well, you didn't kill us, so I suppose you're alright for now."

"Huh." Loki glides closer, eyes devouring the sharp lines and darkness in Bucky's face.

"You are truly a beautiful specimen."

His hand reaches up, moving towards Bucky. He flinches and eyes Loki warily, but Loki continues to move forward slowly until he's running a hand through the other's hair. Bucky relaxes, sighing into it.

"I like your darkness, your tortured soul. Your arm..." Bucky's metallic fingers flex on instinct, and he resists the urge to hide them under the table.

"Sure."

"It's true. It's, fascinating. I too have a darkness, most don't understand. Tell me, do they fear you too?"

Loki chases Bucky's modestly downcast eyes.

"See, that's why I've learned to embrace it. You cannot be disappointed in something's existence when you orchestrate it, use it to your advantage."

"Well what if I don't want them to be scared?" Bucky says, letting Loki capture his baby blues.

"Well then maybe you play the hero for a bit."

Bucky's lips open slightly in understanding. Loki lets his fingers curl the others hair behind his ear before removing his touch. He steps back ever so slightly, feet prepared to turn.

"Okay."

"Okay?"

Bucky stands, grabbing Loki's hand and lacing their fingers together in a near crushing grip.

"Okay." Bucky says one last time, and tugs Loki along and away from the festivities.

* * *

"Did you just see that?" Tony's eyes shoot up, hands moving sporadically between Natasha and the couple leaving the party.

"Mhm," she says into her glass.

"They. He. What?"

"Yep."

Tony continues to stare long after their bodies have disappeared.

"I am so telling Steve."

Natasha tilts her head all the way back to get the last dregs of wine, Tony jostling the couch as he gets up and rushes to find the Captain.

"Clint?" she says once the glass is truly empty.

He shoves twenty bucks into her hand with a grumble.

[loki-zen]

Re this https://www.tumblr.com/loki-zen/756515330999959552/did-pickme-start-out-describing-an-actual?source=share

@alkatyn (can't @ you properly for some reason)

Having separate hobbies/some time away from the partner that you live with can definitely be good! However if you can only conceive of this as meaning 'time away from all members of the opposite gender' then that's seriously essentialism-brained, plus, it leaves Handicrafts Keith excluded from the knitting club while his wife has nobody to watch the game with.

The notion that you have to "perform" in some capacity the entire time you're around any people of the opposite gender is a problem these kinds of social spaces invented, not something they solve. If you can perceive women as people like anybody else, capable of liking and engaging in the same kinds of banter as men, and capable of leaving if the social vibes are not to their taste, then there is nothing to perform about.

[darbyoakana]

Truth or Dare

Summary: Loki/Reader, Tony Stark/Pepper Pots/Reader.

You are an agent of SHIELD playing a game of Truth or Dare with the Avenger's team. Smut ensues. Filthy smut.

Warnings: Rough sex, possessiveness, masturbation, general smut

You’d been living at the Avenger’s complex for a little over a year. Transferred from another position, Fury had recruited you. You enjoyed your job quite a bit, but you loved the team even more. Tony’s parties were always ridiculous and a great way to blow off steam after difficult missions. And tonight was no exception. The whole crew was huddled together in a large circle in the common room playing a very intoxicated game of truth or dare. Tony for whatever reason found it fun to pick on you tonight and as inebriated as you were, you were keeping up with him. 

“Truth or dare,” Nat asked.

“Truth.”

“What was the best sex you ever had?” 

“Uh… jeez. Is it bad that no specific memory comes to mind?” you winced. “Like I’ve had good sex…” you thought hard. “Oh no. This is sad…. I’m going to go ahead and blame this on the alcohol and poor memory.” True, it had been a while. And you knew you’d had enjoyable sex but no particular moment arose in your mind that screamed ‘oh god yes this one’. You laid your head on the table in front of you and groaned. Bucky to your left gave you a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. 

Loki was the only one not playing, Thor had dragged him in trying to get him to socialize. He’d sat in a recliner chair behind the group reading a book and nursing a drink most of the night. He was aware he still made some of the team uncomfortable, despite the battle of New York being a few years past. He’d rather listen and not ruin anyone’s good time. 

“Aw. Sounds like you need to make some new memories then, girl.” She giggled. 

“Yeah, noted. Thanks.”

Bruce asked Tony a truth about some science-related moral predicament. Clint dared Thor to give Cap a lap dance, Cap was less than enthusiastic, Bucky was amused. Then it was Tony’s turn.

“Okay- truth or dare,” he asked you.

“Truth.” 

“Have you thought about… ‘making new memories’, as Nat put it, with one of your teammates?” He asked, eyebrows raised, clearly amused with himself. 

“Uh…” you thought for a second. This is how he was going to pay it, huh? “Matter of fact, yeah, I have.” 

Several Avengers let out childish “oooohhhhh”s. Loki’s ears perked up, and he downed the rest of his drink, hoping no one noticed he blushed at the thought of you. He was a little sweet on you though he dared not admit it. He in truth wasn’t sure how you felt about him, so many of the Avengers still held a grudge or at least caution in regards to Loki. Thor surprisingly caught on to it, catching Loki glancing at you ever so slightly too long here and there. Which was one of the reasons he dragged Loki out tonight. Thor liked you, you were strong-willed and sharp-tongued. The perfect person, Loki needed someone who would challenge him.

“Oh-ho, who?”

“Uh-uh, Tony my boy,” you wagged your finger “That's a second question. If you wanted to know who, you should have worded the first question differently. Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxt.” 

Tony frumped jokingly. The circle continued. Cap told an embarrassing story about peeing his pants as a kid. Everyone hooted and hollered when Clint showed his battle scar that dipped below the belt a bit. Once it got to Tony, he was back at it. 

“Truth or dare,” he asked you

“Really?” you rolled your eyes. “Truth, I guess. Though I know the question.” 

“I’m sure you do,” he laughed. “So, who?” 

“Hm,” you looked around the room. “I’d confidently say anyone here without a significant other has a reasonable chance.” 

“Oh come on, that's a cop-out!” He argued. 

“Aw, you’re just mad that it excludes you.” 

“Ouch, why are you coming for me tonight, huh?” he asked, pretending to be offended. 

“I think I just made it perfectly clear that I won’t be cuming for you tonight.” 

More ooohhs sounded, hands banging on the table, and laughter. Loki smirked behind the pages of his book, he truly enjoyed your whit. His glass magically refilled itself.

“Woooow, rude,” he scoffed. “Okay, what if the significant other is alright with it? Hmm? What then, smart ass?” 

“Well that's a completely different story, now isn’t it?” You winked at him. “And I also believe that's a second question. We are skipping your turn next round. NEXXXXXXXXT.” 

You relished feuding with Tony, it often came off like sibling rivalry with a pinch of sexual tension, and that fueled the fire. You loved being a brat and rarely had the opportunity to do so. 

“Okay, my turn,” you smiled. “Tony, truth or dare.” 

“Dare.”

“Excellent,” you beamed. “Since it's all you seem to want to focus on tonight, call Pepper on speaker phone and ask permission to fuck me.” 

His jaw dropped at your audacity. You gave him the biggest shit-eating grin you could muster. 

“She can join, it’s probably the offer that gives you the least odds of her stabbing you to death,” you raised your eyebrows at him to get on with it. Tony sighed and grumbled, pulling out his phone. He paused. “Uh oh, guys, Tony’s pussin’ out on us.” 

The room went silent in anticipation. He dialed her number and stared at the phone. He sat there, eyes locked on the screen, finger hovering above the call button. 

“Ugggggggggggh,” he closed the phone screen and collapsed on the table. “Fine, you win.”  

“HA!” You cackled, pumping your fist in the air. You slid a bottle over to Tony. “Drink up bitch!!!”

“Yeah yeah, get in your jollies,” Tony said crankily as he took a swig. “I’m calling your bluff. What would you have done if Pepper said yes, huh?” 

“Once again, it’s not your turn. Buuuuut I’m going to answer that out of the kindness of my heart,” you leaned forward dramatically, resting on the table. “I’d eat her out while you sat in cuck chair and cried.” 

You couldn’t hear the sound Tony made over the laughs and hollers the team was making around you. But his expression said it all, you had beat the great Tony Stark at his own game and it tasted like a sweet sweet victory. You laughed, the table shook from Thor pounding his fist on it. Steve leaned over to Barton to ask what a cuck chair was, per usual he didn’t like the answer. Loki stared at his book, picturing it. He couldn’t decide which was better, the image of you going down on Pepper or Tony sobbing over it. Either way, it made his cock twitch.

In addition to steamrolling Tony, he didn’t know you had a side hustle and had been texting Pepper under the table. 

You>>>  Want to fuck with Tony? 

Pepper>>> Oh, you bet I do. 

You >>> Purpose a three-some with me. 

Pepper>>> Oh, good Lord. That party has gotten out of hand, hasn’t it?

You>>> Don’t they always? Haha. 

Pepper>>> Fair. 

You had become pretty close to Pepper while at the complex and she liked it when others took Tony down a notch so she was always willing to play along. A moment later Tony’s phone rang. He shushed the room as he walked into the kitchen to answer. 

“Hi babe. Uh huh…” He said suspiciously. “What exactly did you have in mind?” Tony’s face went white as he slowly turned towards you, daggers for eyes. “Did you now? Well, Pep, as wonderful as an offer as that is… I have to say I am uninterested.” He didn’t blink as he stared at you. His tone and facial expression unmatching. You bit your lip trying not to laugh. “Yup. I am so completely satisfied with JUST you, couldn’t even fathom it. Not at all, not even once. Kay love you bye.” 

He abruptly hung up. You cackled loudly, breaking the silence. You stood to pour yourself a victory drink. 

“You are sinister, a true villain in our mits, how did I not see it before now?” Then it dawned on him. “You and Reindeer Games are made for each other, you know that?” 

“Hey now, don’t you drag me into whatever this is,” Loki said. 

“No no, I’m serious,” he leaned on the bar next to you. “See, while you were too busy trying to school me, and low blow bringing Pepper into it by the way…. but you didn’t bother doing the math, did you?” Tony smirked.

“Huh? What are you babbling about?” 

“When I asked who, you said anyone who wasn’t in a committed relationship, right?”

“...yes?”

“Think real hard right now, who here is single?” 

You squinted at him while you went through a checklist in your mind. Thor and Jane, Clint and Laura, Nat and Bruce, Tony and Pepper, Steve and Bucky… Oh. Your eyebrows raised at the realization, and you glanced at Loki and back at Tony. 

“Ha! Did the little light bulb go off in your head? The answer to who you’d fuck is Prince Charming over there,” Tony gave you a big grin. “Who knows, maybe he can guide your sleigh tonight.” 

“What does that even mean!?” Loki asked in a concerned tone. 

Loki had come to the same realization when you did. Thankfully you were too preoccupied arguing with Tony to see the way he tensed up. How serious were you about it? Were you merely teasing Tony or did Loki have a shot? The rest of the team was being obnoxious and loud once more with their hoots and hollers. Clint made a remark about you being the next princess of Asgard. Thor found this very pleasing and started to refer to you as Sister. Loki glared at him but Thor only smiled. 

“Well damn, touche Stark.” You were still a little stunned, how did you miss that? “You win this one.”

“Now now darling,” Loki’s arm wrapped around your shoulder, startling you. “Let’s not be too hasty. I believe if anyone is the winner here, it would be me, wouldn’t you say Stark?” He gave Tony a smirk, Tony on the other hand seemed less pleased. 

“Yeah Tony,” you leaned into Loki’s chest. “We’re madly in love, all thanks to you!”

“Uh-uh, whatever this little team-up thing is, I don’t like it,” Tony scowled.

“Why, you look displeased. Were you not playing matchmaker only moments ago?”  

“Ohhhh. I understand,” placing your hand on Loki’s chest, you looked up at him. “He’s feeling left out and wants to stay and watch,” you dramatically pouted.

“Uhhh, no no no,” Tony shook his head.

“Ah, I see.” Loki placed his hand over yours on his chest. Mocking sympathy he said, “But of course dear friend, we will gladly provide you a cuck chair.” 

You were shaking, trying so hard not to laugh. Tony groaned and pinched between his eyes with his fingers. 

“I hate you both.” Tony threw his hands up and left the room.

“Will you be at the wedding?” you called to him.

“Yes, I would be honored if you’d be my best man!” Loki shouted. 

You barely caught the middle finger Tony gave you both as he went through the large doors. You turned back to Loki who was still holding your hand to his chest. 

“Thank you, fantastic performance on your part.” 

“Not a problem, darling. I could not stomach the idea of him walking away tonight feeling victorious in any sense of the word. Not when you worked so hard to.. school him.. was the term?” 

“I’m glad you enjoyed the show.”

“From what little I saw, you had him squirming.”

“From what little? Oh, Loki, hunny. Let's not play coy, you were intensely invested.”

“Pardon?” He leaned back a little to look at you but dared not let go of your hand. “I was happily reading, minding my own business, thank you.” 

“Uh-huh,” you whispered to him. “Then I would think you would have read more than two pages in the several hours we’ve been in here.” 

His lips went tights, you were right. He was listening the whole time, not focused on his book at all. While he was caught, it did also mean you were watching him. Loki felt an unfamiliar flutter in his chest at the thought. 

“Tony isn’t here to torment now, so you’ve picked a new target have you?” He playfully scowled at you. 

“You all make it so easy, how can I not?” You gave him a smile and batted your lashes before returning to your spot at the table. He felt the loss of the warmth on his chest where your hand was. “Alright, where were we?”

“Brother, come join our fun!” Thor called to Loki who was returning to the book he had no intention of reading. 

“No Thor, I shall not be dancing on anyone’s lap this evening,” Loki grumbled.  

“That’s a shame,” you said, somewhat sarcastically as you sat back down next to Bucky. Loki’s breath hitched. 

The game went on. Bucky told a story that made Steve blush, it was quite cute. Banner showed some childhood photos, he was an adorable chunky little kid. Then Thor, trying to get a rise out of Loki, dared you and Nat to kiss. Now, it wouldn’t be the first time, you and Nat have made out at parties before. So this was no big deal to you. Loki however was white knuckling his book as you took Natasha’s face in your hands. The kiss was soft and gentle, with a little bit of tongue. Bruce couldn’t help thinking about Tony’s question regarding their significant other's approval.  

The silent room was disrupted by several communicators going off at that moment. Most of the team checked their watches with a groan. 

“A mission in six hours!? Ugh, well that's that I guess,” said Nat as she got up. 

The team left to get as much sleep as they could all grumbling on their way out. It left you, Thor, and Loki. You had just gotten back from a mission last night and Loki was on probation for some stunt he pulled a few weeks ago. Thor was going back to Asgard tomorrow. So you three were the only ones not pulled for the mission. While disappointed the fun was over, you accepted it and started cleaning up. 

“Nonsense dear Sister! We may continue the fun! Let me teach you an Asgardian drinking game!” 

Thor went through the rules with you, purposely leaving out a step to get Loki’s attention.

“No, you oaf. You have it wrong.” 

Loki got up and sat down next to you and re-explained the rules. Thor beamed, victorious in manipulating his brother. The game was pretty simple, you caught on fast. As the night progressed you got to witness the dynamic between Thor and Loki. In the presence of everyone else Loki had his mask on but as the drinks poured little bits of him started to come out. They clearly loved each other despite the difficulties of their relationship. You found it touching. Loki had been so closed off. Not that he could feel comfortable in a building of people who hated him. But it was nice to see who he was when he felt safe. 

“And then, Thor takes a step backward and like the fool he is, falls off the balcony into Mother’s garden!” Loki laughed. “She was cross with you for weeks for crushing her favorite flowers!” 

“No! You tripped me! I’ve never seen Mother so angry!” Thor chuckled and wiped a tear from his eye from laughing too hard. “Speaking of, she will be cross with me if I am hung over tomorrow when I visit. I believe it is time for me to retire.” 

“Goodnight Thor,” you said also getting up. 

You wobbled a bit, picking up glasses and bottles and setting them in the kitchen sink. Loki gently put his hands on your arms from behind you. 

“Leave it for tomorrow, pet.” 

“We’ve made such a mess though.”

“And we will be the only ones here to endure it, it can wait. Plus you are surely too inebriated, you’ll break more than you clean.” 

“I am not-” You spun around to argue but the movement made you sway. “... okay. Maybe I am.” 

You were now facing Loki, he gripped you so you wouldn’t topple over. But was also struggling to keep himself upright. You both laughed. You leaned your weight on the kitchen counter which unintentionally pulled him towards you. Your bodies met, and you put your hands on his chest to brace yourself. You both stood there looking into each other’s eyes. You decided to break the silence with a snarky remark. As you opened your mouth Loki’s long slender fingers wrapped around your throat causing a little squeak to escape. 

“Ah ah. Let’s give that sharp tongue of yours something better to do, hm?” 

He leaned towards you, agonizingly slow, until his lips met yours. The kiss was somehow both aggressive and soft. Hungry and full of want but reserved, holding back and savoring. You whined as his mouth pressed against yours. His other hand gripped the back of your head, pulling you into him as his movements became more stern. You gripped at the shirt covering his chest. He pressed himself into you, grinding his hardened length against your pelvis. You could feel your underwear sticking to the slick forming between your legs. 

You wiggled your ass up onto the counter and wrapped your legs around Loki’s hips. His grip on your throat tightened. You let out a muffled moan as his tongue slid into your mouth. You wrapped your arms around his ribs, clawing at his shoulder blades. He groaned into your mouth as your nails dug into him. You then ground your hips into his, sliding one of your hands down to grasp the belt of his pants. He broke the kiss, breathing heavily and placing his forehead against yours.

“Patience pet,” he caressed your nose with his, a small yet affectionate gesture. “I’ve thought about this too many times to count. How you would taste and feel. What sounds you would make. And I’m going to take my time to find out.” 

His hand left your throat and glided down to your breast, finding your hardened nipple. His thumb grazed back and forth over the sensitive numb as his hand gently cupped and kneaded the supple flesh. His hand holding your head gripped a fist of your hair to give him access to your neck. He kissed and bit his way down to your shoulder, leaving small trails of soon-to-be bruises. 

His hand wandered from your breast to the waist of your jeans. He made quick work of undoing the button and lowering the zipper. Your chest rose and fell as soft moans dripped from your lips as his bites became harder. You gripped him with your legs, desperate for friction. He kissed his way back up to your jawline. His fingers inched their way under the band of your underwear. So desperately close to where you needed him yet so very far.  

“Tell me you want this,” he growled. “This is your last chance to stop me, once I have you I’m not letting you go.”

His words made you that much wetter. Was it just talk or would he be possessive of you? Were you forever binding yourself to a jealous and selfish God? Did you care? All things to deal with tomorrow. Right now you craved him like a plant craves sunlight. Maybe it was the aching need or the alcohol but in this moment you felt like you’d die if he didn’t keep touching you. 

“Please,” you breathed. “Fuck me, Loki.” 

“Mmm. I do like hearing you beg,” he kissed your cheek. “Since you asked so nicely…”

His fingers glided through the wetness trapped between your folds. It gathered on his fingers as they gently rolled around your clit, applying the perfect amount of pressure to make your legs twitch around him. You gripped his arm and nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck. 

“Oh sweetheart, you are so wet for me.”

“See how badly I need you?” You clawed at his belt. “Please.”  

“I want to watch you come undone, then I’ll give you what you want.” 

He kissed your head as he slid his two middle fingers into you, stretching you in a way that made you release a sharp moan. He gripped your hair again, tilting your head back and away from his neck.

“That’s it pet, let me see you be at my mercy.” 

He curled his fingers over and over, at a mellow pace, hitting all the right spots. Your hips bucked into his hand. 

“So very needy, aren’t you darling?”  

“Oh my God.. ahh..”

“Yes, I am,” he said smugly. 

You finally managed to blindly undo his belt with one hand. You could hear a low rumble in his chest as you gripped his girth. Your thumb circled his swollen head, smearing precum.

“Fuck…”  

“I think she likes what I have to offer,” he chuckled. “You got so much wetter feeling my cock. Come for me, darling, and I’ll fuck you properly,” his finger movement sped up. He grinned watching you writhe beneath him. His thumb found your clit and you arched as the tension overtook you. “I’ll fuck the speech right out of you,” he whispered in your ear. “Until you forget your own name, mine will be the only one you remember,” he smirked. “After all, mine is the only one you need to know from here on.” 

You couldn’t help but cry out as you came. He continued, slowing down his rhythm as you rode out your orgasm. Your eyes glazed over as you watched Loki lick his fingers. The high of your climax had you blissed out. You stared at Loki. 

He’d seen this look a thousand times. Anamoured young lords and ladies of Asgard frequently swooned as he charmed them. It would give him a sense of accomplishment and control. But this was different. You looking at him like that made him feel like he belonged. He’d never fathomed a day that he wouldn’t be alone and you shattered that reality. He let out an unbelieving sigh. His hand released your hair and caressed the side of your face. His eyes closed and lips touched yours in a slow loving kiss. He savored the feeling. 

His eyes snapped open as you resumed your grip on his cock. Pulling back he was met with your hooded lustful eyes; you bit your lip. 

“I am a man of my word, love,” he snapped his fingers, and your pants were gone. “And you were such a good girl for me.” 

It happened so quickly. You forgot how strong he is. He flipped you over as you yelped, the cold counter shocking you slightly. You felt your underwear fall between your knees right before he thrusts into you. His fingers gripping your hips possessively. A guttural moan erupted from your throat. One of pleasure or pain, you weren’t sure. You tried to grip the counter. You couldn’t control the sounds coming out of you. Incoherent words, lustful cries, and desperate whimpers played like a symphony and Loki was the conductor. Your eyes rolled up into your head as the tip of his cock pummeled your cervix.

He snapped his fingers, smirking. 

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Tony was getting ready for bed. In nothing but silk pajama pants, he rubbed a towel through his wet hair as he looked at his phone. He glanced up at the TV on his wall as it cracked green static. The kitchen surveillance camera footage played.

“Oh come on! Not on the counter! We eat there!” he threw his wet towel. “Uggghhhhh.” 

He grabbed the TV remote by his bed and pushed the off button angrily over and over. But the TV remained on. 

“JARVIS. Turn the damn TV off.”

“I’m sorry Sir. The TV is not on.” 

“Ugh,” he sat on the edge of his bed, head in his hands, and groaned. “For fucks sake.”

He laid back on his bed and closed his eyes. He pictured your wet cunt facing him, ass up. Your face is buried between Pepper’s legs. She wiggled and twitched; her hand in your hair. Pepper sighs, tilting her head back in pleasure. Her free hand playing with her nipples. He enters you from behind with a squelch. You whine as Pepper smothers you with her vagina as she cums on your face. Tony watches your ass jiggle as he pounds into you.

Tony pumped his fist up and down his shaft. Your cries coming from the TV overlaid onto his mental image. He held his breath as he sped up, a crease forming between his brows. You made a particularly loud sound and he spilled into his hand. He remained there catching his breath before cleaning up.  

He looks at himself in the bathroom mirror. The aggravation leaves his face as he rolls his eyes and curses under his breath. When he returns to his bed the TV is blank. He grumbles as he gets into bed. 

“Better clean that fucking counter,” he harumphs and closes his eyes. 

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“Fuck! You feel..ughhuhhah… so good, please.. mmhmm..please.. don’t stop.”

“I want to feel your heavenly cunt come on my cock,” Loki groaned. “I will completely ruin you, no other man will satisfy you the way I do. Your pleasure is mine. You are mine.” He could feel how close you were. “Say it.”

“Please… ahhh…mm..”

“Say it!” He thrusts into you harshly. 

“Ahhuuhmmm… I’m… ah… yours. I belong… uhhghhh ahhh…. to you! Loki please!” 

He devoured the way his name fell from your lips. You shook and quivered, the tension winding up about to snap. With a sob, your walls clenched down on his penis as you came. The guttural growl he made in response rang in your ears. You never wanted to hear anything else except that sound. 

He picked you up and laid you on your back, thrusting into you again. He gripped your thighs, pushing your knees into your chest. Ruthlessly he pounded into you, admiring how your body swallowed him. You could no longer form words let alone a coherent thought.

“Oh sweet thing, fucked out already?” He leaned over and put his forehead against yours, causing your pelvis to tilt up. You sobbed as his cock bottomed out. “What a mess I’ve made you into. You are so gorgeous this way.” 

He kissed you, you tried to kiss him back but were too distracted by the sharp thrust his hips were making. You mumbled something between moans as you came again. He started to unravel as you twitched around him, his thrusts became uneven. You could feel the mix of fluids running down you as he came inside you, releasing a deep huffing growl. He slowly pulled out, watching his cum drip out of you onto the counter. He grinned.   

He snapped his fingers, using his magic to clean up the evidence. He tucked himself back into his pants and pulled up your underwear. He lifted you up, weak legs around his waist and his arm under you to hold you up. You put your arms around his neck, hiding your face in his hair. His other arm rubbed your back. 

“Such a good girl, you did so well for me, darling,” he nuzzled his head against yours. “I’m going to take care of you, sweet thing.”

He carried you as he walked down the hallway to his room. He laid you down in his bed, your head on his chest. His fingers delicately ran through your hair. His other hand massaged small circles on your thigh that was swung over him. 

“Mine,” he whispered as he kissed your forehead. 

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Thor cracked his door open to peek out just in time to see Loki going around the corner with you in his arms. He quietly closed his door before letting out a triumphant hurrah. He couldn’t wait to tell Frigga how he tricked the trickster. She will be so pleased to know Loki has finally found love, he thought. Thor beamed, feeling proud of himself and happy for his brother.

He picked up his phone. 

>>> Mission complete! Thank you, friend. Consider your debt repaid. 

Director Fury looked at his phone as it lit up. 

“Agent Hill.”

“Yes sir?”

“Cancel tomorrow's scheduled mission. It is no longer necessary.”

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waaa Hades,Buddha, Loki and Poseidon x gn!reader (seperate) who is tired and fell asleep during a meeting and it turned into a cuddle session after they got out of the meeting room.....😭

(I'm sorry I can't be more specific anymore I just want fluff of them :') , also sorry if your request is closed :') but I'm dying for them istg , If you don't write for this many characters you can exclude them! I don't mind! Or even ignore the request, just please stay hydrated and I hope you have a good day <3 )

A/N: Of course anon, I totally get you for wanting more content on your favourite characters, literally the same here!

Apologies it took forever and to everyone requesting! I've been very sick and things kept piling up, but I'm slowly making a return. <3

You described everything I needed to know just right, so please don't be sorry for anything! Thank you for being so caring, I apologise it took me forever. Don't forget to stay hydrated too~♡

Slumber in the Divine Boardroom 💤

➩ You and your divine boyfriend are attending an important meeting, but for whatever reason you find yourself very tired and eventually doze off.

Your boyfriend noticed and what does he do about this? Once everyone is gone turn this into a cuddle session between the two of you of course~

➩ Reader type: Gn!Reader x Hades, Buddha, Loki, Poseidon

⚠: Wholesome fluff, Romantic fluff, a lot of cuddling and nuzzling, teasing and flirting

Hades:

In the dimly lit meeting room located in the underworldly realm of Helheim. 

Hades found himself presiding over yet another gathering together with other formidable figures. 

Y/n, his partner who was only there for moral support like usual, could care less about what they spoke about when the weight of exhaustion and struggle to stay awake hit them like a heavy brick. 

Living with Hades and being his lover, while luxurious, was still a burden to handle at times.

Especially when the god was met with so many constant schedules and tasks he would have to attend and keep up with. 

Much to y/n's dismay, who not only wanted to be there for Hades using their own spare time to follow him around. 

They also wanted to spend time with their beloved king alone, which was a rare occurrence. 

As the talk of afterlife's affairs droned on for hours and the flickering torches cast eerie shadows on the cavernous walls, y/n's sleep deprived state only worsend over time.

Hades, who continued his stern discourse in front of his important guests, took notice in y/n's eyes, closing involuntarily, just across from where he stood. 

He almost felt guilty to have dragged y/n out here when they could have stayed at home resting. But y/n was always so persistent! 

The gentle hum of conversation became a distant murmur as y/n drifted into a peaceful slumber, head resting on the cold, obsidian table.

Eventually the meeting concluded, and the attendees filed out without questioning why Hades's love was asleep, leaving them alone to have their moment of peace. 

Uncharacteristically, a softer expression crossed the lord of the underworld's face as he observed Y/n's serene repose. Hades was pondering if he should wake y/n up but.. Something held him back. 

He gently strokes his hand through y/n's hair, taking it behind their ear before whispering in a low and soft tone to himself, but targeted towards his partner. 

"My precious, already sound asleep when you could have just told me you wanted to stay home today~"

Deciding to not wake up Y/n, Hades carefully summoned a cloak and draped it over them both, creating a makeshift cocoon of warmth to carry his love.

The chilly ambiance of Helheim transformed into a surprisingly cosy haven sometimes, especially when you'd be all cuddled up. 

Hades, normally not the type to do these things, now revealed a gentler side. 

While adjusting Y/n's position to ensure their comfort, the man picks them up with his strong arms. Making sure y/n's head rests nicely and steady on his wide and surprisingly warm shoulder. 

The god allowed himself a rare vulnerability, watching over Y/n with a small grin and a protective gaze.

As the flickering torches cast dancing shadows, the silence enveloped the room, broken only by the tapping of the man's shoes against the stone flooring. 

Hades decided the next best thing to do was to bring y/n back to their chambers and perhaps, even he could take a small rest there to enjoy their solitude a bit more.

Hades gently placed y/n onto their queen sized bed, careful not to disturb their peaceful slumber. Settling beside y/n, he couldn't resist the allure of their presence. 

The shadows seemed to soften as he pulled them into a warm embrace, wrapping his arms around their sleeping lover and relishing in the moment. 

Time passed in the quietude, and as sleep began to claim the god of the dead, y/n stirred. A soft blush tinted their cheeks as they realised the situation.

Nestled in the arms of Hades sent a warm shiver down their spine.

Y/n, not wanting to disturb Hades, who had succumbed to hypnos himself, gently moved closer. A gentle murmur escaped their lips, a tender reminder of the impending responsibilities that awaited the lord of the Underworld. 

With a soft touch, they roused Hades, their fingers tracing over the god's sharp features.

"Hades," y/n whispered, their voice a delicate melody in the quiet chamber. 

"We had another meeting to attend after the first. It's time to wake up darling.."

Hades, stirred from his slumber, opened his eyes to meet the gaze of y/n. 

The vulnerability in that moment was showing itself still, and a rare smile graced the god's lips. 

The weight of his responsibilities momentarily lifted as he thought to himself how lucky he was to wake up to y/n everyday. 

As Hades and y/n shared a lingering gaze, the gravity of their roles in the Underworld momentarily forgotten, Hades pulled y/n close to press his face against y/n's neck and nuzzle them. 

Y/n blushes even more at this and chuckles while combining through the Gods white locks of hair. 

"Oh hades~ you really can be a softie huh?"

With a soft nod, Hades agreed and acknowledged the reminder of his duties, yet he couldn't help but savour the warmth of his partner. 

"I'm only soft for you.. But only you y/n~"

Buddha:

Buddha, who found himself hesitant to attend another divine meeting between the leader gods of their respective pantheons, to discuss important matters regarding humanity, didn't want to go alone. 

So when struck with such a dilemma what does he do? Well he would bring a companion, and decided to bring none other than his most beloved Y/n! 

As they entered the grand hall of the gods, Y/n felt a mix of awe, nervousness and exhaustion. 

After all, they both had travelled far from their home! Also not to mention the fact y/n had been pulled into this extraordinary gathering a little out of nowhere. 

But upon such an offer from their man, how could they possibly refuse such a thing? 

They barely got to travel as much as they would have liked. 

As the meeting unfolded with gods discussing the fate of humanity. Y/n found themselves rather comfortably seated next to Buddha. 

However, soon struggled to stay awake, succumbing to the weariness of the divine environment. 

While the discussions continued, Y/n drifted into a gentle slumber, head resting on Buddha's shoulder.

After the gods concluded their deliberations and departed, Buddha, noticing Y/n's fatigue, chuckled softly to himself. 

He decided to play a light-hearted prank to wake them up. In his hand, he conjured a piece of his favourite chocolate snack, gently placing it near Y/n's nose. 

To his surprise, the sweet aroma stirred Y/n, who slowly opened their eyes.

"Huh, Buddha, what's that delicious smell..?"

Y/n, initially confused, was met with Buddha's playful smile. 

The two shared a moment of laughter, breaking the serious atmosphere that lingered after the gods' departure. 

Buddha, aware of Y/n's love for snacks, much like his own, decided to extend the lightheartedness of their cute moment further. 

"You know, since everyone is gone, we could go find a cosy spot to ourselves and enjoy some more treats~"

Y/n's lit up and they nodded excitedly at Buddha's suggestion! This had been so worth travelling for. 

"Oh yes please! I'd love to explore a little around here and then continue resting somewhere very nice."

While they wandered away from the divine hall, Buddha made sure to show y/n around and explore with them!

While they did they found a serene garden hidden within the world of gods, much to y/n and Buddha's enjoyment for their plan. 

Sitting down under a giant tree, Buddha and Y/n cuddled closely to each other. 

"Oh this is simply divine Buddha, thank you so much for taking me with you~!"

Buddha leaned against the tree while feeding himself and y/n, his partner resting against his chest enjoying the moment and snacks they were fed.

"Me too sweetie, I knew you were the right one to bring with me."

Buddha grins happily, looking down at y/n, his eyes shining with love for them. He leans down and teasingly kisses their cheek. 

"Even though you feel asleep during the meeting, which is my thing!"

The couple burst out laughing at Buddha's joking comment, it was true! 

Y/n blushes slightly, they couldn't help but smile widely at Buddha's words. 

He would usually take the chance to nap during such meetings if it wasn't to his interest. 

With the rustling of leaves, Buddha and Y/n savoured the snacks, bonding over their shared love for their special delights. 

The garden became a space where they could find peace all to themselves.

Loki:

In the grand halls of Asgard, the gods gathered for a crucial meeting. 

Loki, mischievous as ever, had brought y/n along with him. 

He claimed he couldn't leave y/n alone at home, but his true intention was to find amusement in y/n's company during the important discussions.

As the meeting unfolded, the weight of the gods' discussions combined with y/n's exhaustion from the day took its toll. 

Y/n found it hard to keep their eyes open, succumbing to the lull of drowsiness. 

Unbeknownst to them, Loki couldn't resist the opportunity to toy with y/n while maintaining his composure.

Loki leaned in, whispering in y/n's ear, "Sweet y/n, the godly matters bore you to sleep, I see~"

Y/n mumbled a half-conscious response, "No no! Just... tired."

Loki grinned, plotting mischief as the gods continued their discourse. 

However, his plans were thwarted when y/n's eyelids drooped further, and they drifted into a peaceful slumber.

When the meeting concluded, and as the gods departed, Loki turned his attention back to y/n. 

He marvelled at the serene expression on their peaceful face, finding unexpected adoration replacing his mischievous intentions. 

With a gentle touch, he attempted to wake their lover up, calling their name softly or shaking them gently. 

But no response or reaction came! 

Growing impatient yet oddly fond, Loki decided to resort to a different tactic. 

His fingers danced along y/n's sides, tickling them with ease. 

In an instant, y/n jolted awake, eyes wide open in surprise.

"Loki! What in helheim are you doing?!" Y/n exclaimed, totally flushed and caught off guard.

He chuckled, pulling y/n close to himself.

"I couldn't resist, my dear. You looked so peaceful, but my attempts at a normal awakening failed."

Rolling their eyes, y/n sighed to themselves.

"You could've just shaken me gently."

"I tried! Either way this way is much more entertaining hehe~" 

Loki teased, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he nuzzled himself against y/n's neck.

Despite y/n's initial annoyance, a smile crept onto their face. 

The tension dissipated as Loki wrapped his arms around them even tighter than before, his soft kisses tickling y/n's neck. 

The god of mischief had traded his tricks for a tender moment, and as you cuddled together in the room, leaving only the intimacy of the two of you.

Poseidon:

Poseidon and Y/n found themselves in a grand hall, attending a crucial meeting among the sea gods. 

As discussions flowed, Y/n, overwhelmed by the divine chatter, struggled to keep their eyes open. 

Poseidon noticed and chuckled under his breath, finding it entertaining. Though you could barely tell that he was excited, from his serious and unchanging face. 

Poseidon leans close to y/n and starts whispering, almost mockingly.

"Someone's having a bit of trouble staying awake, aren't they?"

Y/n, in a half-dreamy state, mumbled a half-hearted response, "No! Just a little bored from... godly matters."

As the meeting concluded and the other ocean gods dispersed, leaving Poseidon and Y/n alone in the now empty hall. 

Y/n, succumbing to exhaustion, had dozed off in their seat. Poseidon, finding the situation amusing, decided to take advantage of the moment.

The god finally lets his cold stone of a face change and smirks. 

"Well, well, my dear Y/n, it seems the weight of divine matters was a bit too much for you."

Y/n, still half-asleep, groggily responded, "I'm awake, I'm awake... I just closed my eyes for a moment!"

Poseidon raised an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his ocean blue eyes. 

"A moment? It felt like an eternity. You missed quite an enlightening discussion on ocean currents.."

Y/n, now fully aware of their surroundings, blushed and tried to defend themselves. 

"I'm sorry, Poseidon. It's not that I wasn't interested. I just... the ambiance was so soothing."

Poseidon grinned, his godly aura radiating strongly. 

"Soothing, you say? Well, maybe you just need a less comfortable place to discuss matters then."

"What? No! Please Poseidon, I truly love the beauty of your halls and wouldn't want to change it for the world."

"Not even to make yourself.. Even more comfortable?"

Y/n blinks, now feeling very confused with the mixed signals they were getting. 

"Pardon me love..?"

With a snap of his fingers, the grand hall transformed into a cosy space filled with pillows and soft blankets. Y/n looked around, bewildered.

"What is the meaning of this, are you not going to lecture me?"

"I thought for a change I could be more easy on you, after all you are my lover. Now, let's catch up on the discussion, shall we?"

As they settled into the comfortable space, Poseidon pulled Y/n into a playful embrace. 

The serious tone of the meeting and his was replaced by laughter and gentle teasing. Something Y/n definitely had to get used to! 

"But seriously darling. Clearly, the weight of godly responsibilities is too much for you to bear."

Y/n rolled their eyes, there he went again insisting.

"Oh, please. You're one to talk, Lord of the Sea. Your ocean currents lecture nearly put me to sleep."

Poseidon chuckled, his selden heard laughter echoing through the transformed hall. 

The god, known for his seriousness, was now wrapped in the warmth of his love's presence, turning an important meeting into an unexpected cuddle session.

But of course, still making sure y/n caught up on what they had missed. 

And so, surrounded by the divine comfort of their impromptu sanctuary, Poseidon continued to playfully lecture Y/n.

Both revel in the joy of each other's company amidst their responsibilities.

[scaryspears]

Asgardians project on Loki

Asgardians are jealous of Loki. The reason Loki is so belittled and gaslighted is because people like to use him, but also in order to keep gaining favours from him, they need to keep him needy of their praise and blah blah blah. I think a lot of us know how it works, so I won't explain that. On the other hand, Loki has something they don't, which is what makes him 'untrustworthy'. Loki is adaptable, curious and dedicated, as well as other amazing traits.

Loki is "burdened with a glorious purpose". He has a bright star, and people who do not have a bright star as well tend to see that star, and want to dim it. (Yes, I believe there's a spiritual side to it.)

Loki can easily acknowledge (and has) that he's jealous of Thor, but when others call him jealous they are projecting. They especially do this when Loki outwits them. They don't even have to be jealous of Loki, they must've had their ego bruised by him in one way or another.

Sif is close to Thor, but she would never be able to surpass Loki's level of closeness, which sucks, because Loki and Thor barely have any similarities. Why is Thor so insistent on attaching Loki to his side? Thor doesn't need Loki. Thor shouldn't want Loki. Sif and Loki mirror each other. Sif is a warrior lady, most likely with a mission to bring greatness back in the name of female warriors, considering the fiasco of Hela and the Valkyries. Loki is a practisioner of magic, which is seen as feminine, and can battle without magic efficiently, as is expected of a prince. Loki can go both ways, but Sif would never be able to do such a thing.

Hogun is that non-white friend in an all white friend group who's willing to forget and disregard his own ethnic background for those white friends. Excluding the whole Jotun Loki thing, Loki and Thor are both mix-raised, seeing as Frigga is from Vanaheim (according to fandom anyways). Loki clearly inherited a lot of Vanaheimian(?) traits, including the black hair, despite having an Asgardian king for a father. If Loki behaves like a Vanaheimian despite having an Asgardian upbringing, how would Asgardians perceive Hogun? Hogun is threatened by Loki and is determined to drive him out of the friend group. On the other hand of this halfblood envy, Loki makes Hogun feel ashamed. A half Asgardian managed to out-Vanaheim the full blooded Vanaheimian.

Fandral and Volstagg? I don't know, I don't care about them. Maybe Volstagg isn't a very smart person and is jealous of Loki's wit, whereas Fandral is an enabler who's there to be a soft blow. He's a reassurance to Loki's insecurity. He's nice so Loki would think "hey, at least there's one person that's okay with me" and still hangs out with them so that they can benefit from him.

I can imagine Loki has quite the reputation. And when you have a reputation, people talk. Loki is intelligent, diplomatic and pretty much has the significant traits of both Odin and Frigga. Loki is hard working, and tries different things. He's a problem solver, and adapts well to cold weather. I could see Thor views this as Loki outshining him, which is why he could never understand how Loki believed he was in Thor's shadow. Thor thought that Loki was better than him, and suspected that maybe Loki knew it too, and made sure to remind Loki which son was in charge. Which son truly had favour. Which son really mattered. Thor cares for and loves Loki, but is also jealous of how much skill and significance Loki has, even though that skill is a result of Loki's determination, trial and errors. Loki was able to butter people up with his silver tongue, but Thor put people on edge with his loudness and forwardness.

Edit: There are more reasons I can come up with for Thor to be jealous of Loki. First off, Thor felt the only significance he had as the son of Odin was that he was the first born. That's the only relevancy he has. Personality wise, he's the typical Asgardian warrior, with the brashness, light hair and being ready for battle. Loki, on the other hand, has many amazing feats, and stands out. Thor would most likely (or is expected to) become a copy paste of Odin, whereas Loki has an identity of his own. Loki can become whatever he wants, and be whoever he wants outside royalty. Thor's destiny is to be the king and remain stagnant.

What makes it worse is that being a male mage is frowned upon for sexist reasons, but Loki ultimately gets away with it. Being the 2nd prince may play a huge factor, but you'd think that Odin would try to put a stop to that. If he did, he wasn't successful, because Loki's a known seidr practitioner to all of Asgard. I don't think Thor would've been allowed, perhaps heavily discouraged from it.

Frigga is a warbride (according to fandom again), and possibly has stockholm syndrome. I guess she's jealous of Loki's freedom. Loki is technically Odin's servant, and one who can easily gain freedom by leaving the family. Thing is, he's a great employee, and they don't want to lose him. He needs to be convinced that he has no one, and has no other opportunities. She loves Loki, but is willing to have him suffer like she does. She needs someone to be trapped with her. She needs that company. She is unknowingly working as Odin's puppet as she does this, because she herself cannot leave.

Heimdall's all seeing eyes can't spot Loki, and that gets on his nerves. This guy doesn't understand that some people find it creepy to be watched, so he can only assume that Loki is up to something. He must be! Why is he hiding himself before stepping into the shower? Why is he hiding himself as he sleeps?

Odin??? I'm not sure. Every abusive, narcissistic parent is envious of their child about something. Sometimes that envy is over nothing. Odin makes declarations of peace, but Loki is the true embodiment of that (ignoring Thor Ragnarok). Odin looked for trouble, but Loki does anything in his power to make it a last resort.

Odin obviously saw Loki as lesser. To have that lesser become the person Odin claimed to be must be a giant bruise to his ego.