#Lmaoooo pls

[blakbonnet]

"Have fun in the nook"

"Sorry can you keep it down out there"

💀💀💀

[izvmimi]

1- how long have you and takemichi been dating

2- when is the wedding

3- can I come

no

no

no

[fixasiyeon]

It'll be so funny if deukae's message on their title track is anti-materialism or like anti-fast fashion 😆

[joeburrcw]

Joe: Have I ever told you how annoying you are? Joe: Only one who's gonna be embarrassed is you when I outrun you.

jay: you act like i don't know that, but me trying to get you to be like me is a big part of our friendship. ain't never gonna chance the things that make us work, bruh. jay: are you sure you want to embarrass yourself in front of everyone?

[callsthefaithful]

quick sketch of these 2 from @celestialalpacaron's delightful overlord au

wip but i dont trust myself to finish stuff and i like the sketch well enough so <3

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Robin: I can’t help but notice you’re not wearing glasses… Levi: I came straight from school! Alex: Why don’t you wear them? Levi: I look stupid. Alex: Glasses are neat-.. if you wore them, maybe you’d make them cool. Robin: Nah, he’s a dork. [laughter] … Oscar: See? I told you they’d work things out eventually. Ava: What? Oscar: Robin and Levi. ??? Oscar: Well.. I told one of you, maybe it was Wren. Byrd: Maybe? Oscar: Whatever, I’m losing the plot-.. who wants cake?! Ava: ME! Oscar: Okay, but we’ve gotta make it first. Ava: Ugh, don’t offer it if it’s not even made yet-.. I don’t like baking, it’s too messy. Byrd: It takes too long too-.. waiting sucks! Oscar: [tuts] Heathen’s-.. WREN! Wren: WHAT?! Oscar: Come bake a cake with your increasingly old man. Wren: Ooh, okay.. what kind? Oscar: Dunno, let’s see what we’ve got.

[otakutatopotato]

One of my favourite things about diluc is that despite his personality doing an almost 180 shift since that day, he has not lost his dramaticism at all, but actually, it's definitely increased lmao

Cause before if kaeya was going on a mission or something diluc would probably just be like "let me go with you!" But now, my man will literally just tail his brother all the way to the specifed location, deal with the enemy before kaeya can even lift a finger and then go and then just stand there and wax poetic like Knights of favonius... so inefficient...

And kaeya is just like.. bitch why are you here??

[night-triumphantt]

U left out the funniest part

Was tagged by @night-triumphantt and @lilyoffandoms for wip Wednesday 🤍 🤍

unfortunately I don’t have any wips to share rn but I do have this drawing of Valen and @sysba’s Edith in a get along shirt and I think it’s worth 10 wips FJDKSKSKSKSJD

Tagging @nerdferatum @mydemonsdrivealimo <3

[bishy437]

jwy: go anywhere near that dog and i’ll break both your legs

nhs: goodness, we’ve only just woken up and already you’re threatening me!

(no huaisangs or dogs were harmed!!)

[j00stkl31n]

Just gonna kindly leave this here and walk away 🫣

[surachelledraws]

This was like the prevailing image lodged into my mind after finishing @tossawary’s fic Servant to a Different King a few months ago and hasn’t left me since. These two are TERRIFYING together and they really woke up one day and decided to focus all of their considerable combined power on tormenting one gay little hamster man into marriage after he declined being their third lmaooooo. Static images under cut.

[teeresaresa]

Yall: Aaron ! Pierre ! Thas MUFASAAA !

Me: Aaron ! Pierre ! Thas BIG PAPAAA...

[agostise]

he tian: *gets kissed and gets to kiss mo guan shan that one time*

him, ever since then:

[wtftaylr]

here have some Sadie Knox (my Courier Six) infodumping bc i am insane abt her rn

Sandra "Sadie" Knox / 5'2" / 34

Sandra Knox isn't her birth name, she got her first and last name separately from books she's read over the years.

Sadie is a scientist who worked as a courier and an overcharging con-artist repairman to save up caps to fund her research. She carries a notebook with her at all times, always scribbling down notes as it helps her think and process information.

Sadie is morally gray; a bit selfish and tunnel-visioned in her ways. Once Sadie has a goal, big or small, she’ll stop at nothing to achieve whatever it is. She has a unique way with words and can get you into trouble and out of it in the same sentence. This skill has saved her ass an insurmountable amount of times.

Due to her borderline extreme goal-contentedness, despite caring for those she loves and keeps close to her, she often comes off distant. Sadie has always had a rough time showing that she cares and her gestures can come off as awkward or forced. Her autism might be (is) partially to blame for this lol. Those willing to work past this awkwardness and allow her to adjust are rewarded with a ride or die friend for life.

She's got a reserve of pent-up rage. Though she can be quite irritable from minor conveniences [ex: she drops a pencil on the ground > emotional dysregulation from adhd rises > she's LIVID- ok she's fine now], she's not one to lash out at someone she loves. Her rage is kept internal and it weighs heavily on her shoulders.

Once speaking to Yes Man [before confronting Benny], she figures trying to get in on Benny's scheme is the opportunity she's been waiting for -- the prospect of a steady flow of caps excites her.

Oh and after her visit to BIG MT, she decides to help the Doctors by occasionally bringing them Mojave shit to research.

Sadie: look at the size of this legendary deathclaw hand. These things are large and terrifying, and despite the best efforts, nests continue to pop u-- Dr. Borous: the size of that hand.... Dr. Borous: it reminds me of my time in AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL, when RICHIE MARCUS took his HAND to my FACE and BEAT ME SENSELESS behind the school. the AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL-- Sadie: [patiently waiting bc she doesnt know when, or if, it is appropriate to intervene]

[christinafaaaye]

phil better wear that fuckass yeehaw odyssey outfit in texas like i am on my hands and knees BEGGING

[sanasanakun]

I guess I find the shipping discourse a little funny because fandoms are gonna create ships regardless of the subject matter. I think really heavy, depressing media creates a need for people to see human connection. It’s like a way to cope, you know? More importantly and specific to this game (Mouthwashing), I also find it a little funny just because the devs themselves seem to be leaning towards ~one~ “ship” by retweeting artwork that depicts them as pretty close and protective. They even did an edit of them on that Florence Pugh and that one white guy romance movie with a “what could have been” caption. Sooo tldr the ship drama is kind of dumb. Please block and move on cause the discourse is taking up space on my feed when I’m trying to look for more art of Daisuke lmao