#Like if you wanna be vegan great

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

Friendly reminder that PETA absolutely fucking sucks! Many of their campaigns are straight up misinformation (Like their anti-wool campaign) and euthanize up to 99% of their intakes!

They're an "animal rights" organization, which is great in theory but in practice is pretty shitty. In the long term they essentially want the extinction of domesticated animals as they believe humans don't have the right to own or control animals.

The organizations you want to support if you love animals are "animal welfare" organizations, as they work on a more factual basis. Animal welfare organizations acknowledge that humans and animals are irreversibly intertwined and prioritize the wellbeing of the animal.

Maryland vs peta

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[akascow]

man yellowjackets would be so much better if it didnt keep cutting back to the present day

[ham1lton]

mind of mine.

pairings - lewis hamilton x singer!reader

faceclaim - beyoncé

warnings - 18+ content.

summary - lewis has just dropped his first full length album after winning his final championship. the internet goes wild trying to find his muse.

author’s note: thank u so much for the support so far and a reminder that requests for my 500 followers celebration are still open! 💕

— part one of my 500 followers celebration ♡ —

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ham1ltonshaderoom: lewis hamilton’s first album under the pseudonym xnda, has finally been released. the explicit nature of the album has people wondering who the muse of the project could possibly be. what are we thinking ham1ltons?

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user1: shakira. i mean c’mon. they were linked together recently. it makes sense!

user2: maybe he got back with nicole?

-> user4: yeah and maybe aliens are real 🙄

user87: it’s about me. stay mad y’all 😍😝

user7: it’s about nico.

-> user6: IJBOL 😭

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lewishamilton: thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes! really appreciated! i had a great day celebrating with family and friends. here’s to the big 4-0!

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user2: not even talking about your album that just hit number one on the billboard charts ur so sick!!

user6: he’s so fine i’m frothing at the mouth.

user8: favourite song off the album??

-> lewishamilton: what album? 🤔😉

user7: WHO IS UR MUSE MR HAMILTON??! 🤨

-> lewishamilton: it’s sir 😉

-> user7: WHO IS UR MUSE SIR HAMILTON??! 🤨

-> user8: he’s silent when it comes to the REAL questions….

user13: him and those damn winky emojis….

yourusername: thanks for letting me celebrate with you! it was an amazing night 🫶🏽

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yourusername: drunk all summer! 💕

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ynswifey: the best vegan ice cream advert ever.

*liked by yourusername.*

user2: her eating vegan ice cream…. in a car that looks suspiciously like lewis’s…. using a lyric from one of his songs in her caption….. is this thee muse?

-> hater1: nah. she’s just clout chasing as usual.

-> ynfan1: not u saying THEE y/n l/n, who has the most grammy wins of all time, forever changed the way music was released and was cosigned by the greats such as prince, stevie wonder and tina turner… is clout chasing 😭

-> user6: like i’m just a casual fan and i know that statement was outrageous 😭

lewishamilton: told you edoardo’s was great.

-> yourusername: shouldn’t have doubted you 🫶🏽.

-> user7: the way this would be thee power couple…

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lewishamilton: my forever muse <3

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yourusername: love you forever 🫶🏽

-> lewishamilton: love you more 💕

landonorris: MY SWEET VIRGIN EYES!

-> user6: virgin yes. sweet?? idk abt that…

user8: user maxies on twitter must be overjoyed.

-> maxies: YALL SILENCED ME… BUT I PREVAILED ‼️

user5: vegan icons !!

user9: not him stealing my wife….

-> user12: not her stealing my husband…

-> user10: i’m having a ball in this bitch. we throuplin! 😍

lewishamiltonupdates: omg did we just become stepsiblings? y/nupdates

-> y/nupdates: i guess so! hi sis 😍🫶🏽

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[il-miele-che-scrive]

Can I request something similar to your latest Lewis smau except y/n is Toto's daughter? It's controversial because she's younger, you know the drill

Sure!! <3 For this one I made Y/n a singer

Btw the song in this fic is made up lol

username1 She's PRECIOUS

username2 Y/n is so me

username3 Honestly that's so reletable

username4 I swear this girl will pet any creature she can, how isn't she scared of catching some disease?

↳username1 Have you ever heard of water? Is the concept of washing your hands familiar to you?

username5 Oh to be a cat pet by Y/n Wolff...

username6 A rich girl petting strays... Imagine how much of a better place the world would be if she put the same energy into some charity work

↳username7 Y/n is known for doing charity work when it comes to animals. Pretty sure some % of her earnings goes to several pet charities, organizations. Not to mention she's been vegan for a few years now

↳username8 Wow immagine if you did your research before commenting

↳username9 i love how Y/n was born into the rich life but has always been humble and used her money to help others

username10 Literally she gets a lot of hate for being a daughter of a billionaire like okay next time she'll choose to be born poor lmao

username11 exactly!! there's a difference between flexing on daddy's money and using your daddy's money for good causes

username9 pretty sure she makes her own money now;)

y/n_wolff Busy day at work 😋 look who I bumped into on the way to the studio!!

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georgerussell63 Look at you finally doing some work

↳y/n_wolff Don't worry, soon I'm back at my 2nd job (I just hang around the paddock looking all pretty and stuff)

georgerussell63 No, thank you ❤️ we don't miss you

lewishamilton Speak for yourself George, Roscoe likes when Y/n babysits him

y/n_wolff Roscoe is the only one who understands me for real 😭

roscoelovescoco Petition for an invitation next time you go to the studio

↳y/n_wolff I swear I sent one, it must've got lost on the way 🥹 the pigeon dropped it or something

roscoelovescoco Still using pigeons? That's not very vegan of you...

y/n_wolff Hey! I pay them, alright? If they didn't want to, they wouldn't do this job...

y/n_wolff (hey everyone this is a joke obv)

username3 Imagine what will happen when the haters see this comment section lol

mercedesamgf1 Can't wait to hear it ❤️

↳y/n_wolff 🫶

oscarpiastri Look at that last pic of Y/n with Lando

↳landonorris fuck you if I was an animal i wouldn't be a cat

y/n_wolff Right, you'd be a worm.

landonorris would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

oscarpiastri No

y/n_wolff No

username1 May this be a love song 🤞I need to her one from Y/n after her terrible breakup last year

↳username2 She had a boyfriend last year??

username1 Yeah, we don't know anything about him besides the fact that he broke her heart... Poor girl deserves some true love

username2 Was it a driver?

username1 I highly doubt it, they wouldn't be able to keep it so private

alex_albon Pls make it singable on track

↳y/n_wolff 😬 well...

alex_albon Y/n...

y/n_wolff It's a love song...

username4 SHE ADMITTED!! IT'S A LOVE SONG!!

↳username5 Our girl is in love again 😭

username4 I just hope he treats her better than her ex. Otherwise imma need to talk to him

maxverstappen1 If you like cats so much you should come over sometime

↳username4 Cats rizz 💀

↳username2 No cuz Max has had a crush on Y/n for so long now and I'd love to see them together

↳y/n_wolff You're a few weeks too late 😂🙈

username3 EXCUSE ME I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE MAN IS

username5 Me too, I just wanna talk... *cracking fingers*

y/n_wolff The one I prayed for out now, let me know your thoughts 🩷🕊️

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georgerussell63 Since when are you so religious?🤨

↳y/n_wolff He changed me ❤️

oscarpiastri Great, another song Lando will make me unwillingly listen to

↳y/n_wolff You love my music, don't lie

landonorris yes he does

oscarpiastri Alright, I know a few songs

y/n_wolff A few songs my ass, I saw that iconic interview where you and Lando sing my songs

landonorris he will never admit it but he was a fan YEARS before he got into f1 and met you

y/n_wolff Not like I stalk his Twitter but I saw a post from 2019 about me, it had like 5 likes and Oscar was one of them lmao

landonorris i knew you had daddy issues but are you okay?

↳y/n_wolff Yeah why?? Wtf??

landonorris well after hearing this song I'm not

username1 "They may judge the age we are, the differences they see, but love knows not of boundaries, it only seeks to be free" MY GIRL IS A POET 😭

username2 I'm not ready to meet this man after hearing "He's walked through fire, faced his fears, but in his heart, there's room for tears" 😭

carmenmmundt Truly in love with the lyrics, they're out of this world, out of this century

↳y/n_wolff Thank you love 🥹

lewishamilton The chorus got me in a chokehold💜

↳y/n_wolff He's the one I prayed for, in the dead of night, a love like ours, hidden from sight. If people knew, they'd say it's wrong, but in his arms I belong🥹

↳username4 What is Lewis doing here...?

username5 Chill, he drives for Mercedes. George also commented in case you didn't notice

username3 Lyrics so beautiful miss girl was born in the wrong generation

↳username2 fr it sounds straight from 20th century poetry, she's too pure for the age of quick tinder hookups

username6 I knew what her father was like but damn...that song screams daddy issues...

↳username7 Y/n said music is her therapy, that's just how she chooses to express her emotions

username8 When are we going to talk about this part of the lyrics?? "In his eyes, reflections of victory, every triumph and mystery. He's raced through life, faced every curve"?? THIS HAS TO BE ABOUT A DRIVER

↳username9 Y/N AND MAX???

username10 me when I'm delusional

↳username11 I wish it was about Max, but it's certainly about an older guy. I mean, Max is a few years older than Y/n, but the song feels like the guy is in his 30s

lewishamilton Summer break = days spent at the beach

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username1 Sir Lewis Hamilton casually adding his boss' daughter to his vacation pics 🤨

↳username2 fr did he think we wouldn't notice?

georgerussell63 Blink twice if Y/n forced you to post the last photo

↳lewishamilton She kindly asked and I agreed.

y/n_wolff Exactly. That's what I do. I ask. Kindly.

username3 SO HER SONG IS ABOUT HIM??

↳username4 Seems like it 🥹

username3 idk how I feel about it tbh... she's too young for him

username5 Yeah imo she'd be better with Max

username4 Shut the hell up guys, let them be happy, there must be a reason they're together

landonorris that's called soft launching, did you know that?

↳y/n_wolff Wdym?? We're just team bonding during the summer break

georgerussell63 Then why wasn't I at the team bonding?

y/n_wolff Uhhhh I'll call you back later, I'm driving through a tunnel 😬

username6 She's too young for him, will have her fun and move onto the next guy (Max?)

↳username7 You're the reason why so many celebs prefer to keep their relationships a secret

username8 WHAT DID TOTO SAY??

↳username6 Does he even know? 💀 AFAIK he doesn't have social media

username8 But it's impossible that he wouldn't know, right...?

y/n_wolff I love you but what is this basic caption?😭

↳lewishamilton I'd rather like to focus on how pretty you look

y/n_wolff I LOVE YOU 😭

landonorris simp

y/n_wolff Stfu Lando, you wish you could hang out with us at the beach

username3 Lmao didn't expect Lando calling the 7 times world champion a simp but here we are

username9 Okay guys but... The girlfriend effect? How will the girlfriend effect work in this case if Lewis is a fashion icon already?

↳username10 There must be a way for an upgrade, there always is

y/n_wolff Sorry, he's all perfect already🫶I guess the gf effect only applies to boys and my man is a real man🗡

maxverstappen1 Have fun ☀️ see you back on track soon

↳username6 Something doesn't feels right seeing Max in this comment section...

username10 Get your shit together, him and Y/n never had a thing, y'all made it all up based on one interview Max gave years ago

mercedesamgf1 🌞😎

y/n_wolff He's the one I prayed for

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lewishamilton I love you babe but what is this basic caption?

↳y/n_wolff You're learning from the best, I see

georgerussell63 Good to know you're still team bonding 👍

↳y/n_wolff Yeah, we bonded really hard last night😌

georgerussell63 TMI

oscarpiastri The last pic 🤓

↳landonorris she's getting bold isn't she

y/n_wolff I don't have reasons to be shy tho, do I?

landonorris girl made one good song and made it her whole personality

↳y/n_wolff This is girlhood, you'd never get it

landonorris btw this is hard launching but in a 'we don't give a fuck' way

↳y/n_wolff Well, we don't 🤷‍♀️

username1 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE Y/N😭

↳username2 She grew up 😭

username3 I love how nonchalant they're about it

carmenmmundt Someone's been working out🤭

↳y/n_wolff Now I have a personal trainer 😌

username4 WHAT DID TOTO SAY??

↳username5 Bet we're gonna see much more of smashing his headset after the break

username6 How is she so casual about it? We just found out she's dating LEWIS MF HAMILTON and she's acting like that's nothing

↳username3 I guess it is 'nothing' for her, she's known Lewis since she was really young

username7 That's what's giving me the biggest ick because this man has known her since she was an early teen and suddenly decided to date her?

username3 Yeah but she's in her 20s now, she's a consenting adult

username7 That's not normal, this is the definition of grooming

username3 I'm sorry I'm too european for your bullshit

username8 Lewis said fuck it I'm going to Ferrari next year anyway, might as well shoot my shot 💀

username9 Max Verstappen has been really silent

↳username10 Now he'll compete with Lewis not only for the championship but also for Y/n 😂

username9 It would be such a win

username11 Can y'all MaxY/n shippers shut up? I swear y'all are worse than Lestappen shippers

y/n_wolff Roscoe working hard while his dad socializes with his grandpaw 🥳

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username1 I didn't even realize now that Y/n and Lewis are together it means Toto is Roscoe's grandpaw 😭

georgerussell63 Working hard or hardly working?

↳y/n_wolff No comment...

landonorris really shocked to see toto still gets along with lew

↳username2 Lando saying what we all think lol

↳y/n_wolff Dad was actually happy!!

landonorris does he hope you'll convince lew to stay in mercedes?

y/n_wolff How am I supposed to know 🤷‍♀️ you go talk to him

oscarpiastri New songs when?

↳y/n_wolff Soon!! (I haven't started working on them)

username2 I'm actually happy to see them happy and that Toto accepts Lewis as Y/n's boyfriend

↳username3 It's still weird 💀 imagine calling a 40 year old your 'boyfriend'

username2 People are allowed to find love at any age

username3 Lewis is closer in age to Toto than to Y/n

username2 And? Y/n isn't a child, she's a grown woman, if Lewis is what she wants, who are we to judge?

username3 It's just icky... It's not gonna last long

username4 I still can't stop thinking what could be if Y/n was dating Max 🥹

↳username5 fr my dream couple

username6 Y'all see how Y/n predicted people's reaction in her song? "If people knew, they'd say it's wrong" and y'all can't stop yapping about imaginary grooming or what her and Max could've been

↳username7 Girl should've kept it a secret, I feel sorry for them 🥲

↳username8 But in his arms I belong

y/n_wolff Okay everybody, I didn't want to talk about it, but you give me no choice. Lewis and I are in love, there was no grooming involved, I make my own decisions. I really wanted to cherish our love with my new music, but you make me re-think it. I don't feel excited to share our love with you anymore.

↳lewishamilton Don't worry about them darling ❤️

↳danielricciardo FEA

↳landonorris You have our support guys

↳oscarpiastri Don't let these comments get to you, they don't matter

↳georgerussell63 I know I usually act like a snappy older brother, but I love to see you happy (even if Lewis is the reason)

↳maxverstappen1 Haters are always gonna hate, but they don't deserve your attention

[copperbadge]

Behold, a slightly longer video of the cheese conveyor belt!

This is at Culture & Co. in Nashville, which is incredibly and delightfully the second charcuterie conveyor belt restaurant I've eaten at in the last two years, the other being Pick & Cheese in London.

As with Pick & Cheese I do know myself, so I set out the rule ahead of time that I could only take three plates, and thus I chose with care. First course: "Bruleed Brie" with passion fruit caramel cultured butter. This is a brie-style cheese from Pennsylvania (where my yinzers at) which has had one open side dipped in sugar and then presumably melted with a culinary torch; it looks like jam, but as you can see in the second image, when you tap the brulee it cracks like toffee.

Both the brulee brie and the butter were fantastic; the acid of the passion fruit cuts the sugar and the fattiness a little, but it also really emerges as its own flavor. I think this is the most imaginative way to upgrade brie I've seen in a minute. I kinda wanna try it at home.

Second plate was a Cumblerland "tomme-style" natural rind cheese from Tennessee (specifically Sequatchie Cove) with house made potato chive crackers and rosemary. The real highlight of this cheese is, honestly, the rind -- it has a flavor unique from the rest of the slice, which is much milder and reminded me of a young gouda, almost. The crackers don't look like much but however they make them they were really packed with this nice earthy salty flavor.

For "dessert" I almost went with a vegan cashew-based "Gouda" with shiitake bacon, mainly for the bacon I'll be honest, and you can actually see that plate go by, it's the first one you see in the video up top. Instead I decided to go with...I'm not sure even what kind of cheese this is because it's called GOAT RODEO BAMBOOZLE. I mean, the menu said it was a semi-soft washed rind goat's milk cheese, so there's that.

Normally I avoid goat cheese because I find it very dry texturally, but this was nice, it had that kind of gamey goaty taste but was much more buttery. It came with two pecan shortbread cookies (sandies) and a little cup of root beer caramel, which you can see dripping down a bite of the cheese in the second image. I don't know how you make root beer caramel (sasparilla in the milk?) but it had a nice peppery note to it. I wanted to down it like a shot but resisted.

Anyway, all three were fantastic, not a loser in the bunch, and the wait staff were super pleasant and knowledgeable, so it was a pretty great meal, especially for $30 (including tip).

I don't know who's setting these cheese conveyor belts up across the world but whoever you are, if you bring one to Chicago I will be grateful and I will eat there and bring visiting friends there. Some of my friends even drink wine, so we won't be cheap dates, I promise. We're so close to Wisconsin! Think what you could do with the curds, man, the curds!

[thatsdemko]

drunk on you - l.hamilton

masterlist

requested: y

pairings: lewis Hamilton x fem!reader

warnings: mentions of alcohol + lewis being a simp + established relationship

a/n: I didn’t touch on all of your request I apologize :/. feedback is appreciated xx my requests are currently open!

you’re one that usually can handle their alcohol. meaning, you know when enough has been enough, but tonight? that’s not the case.

the Australian Grand Prix was a rollercoaster ride. red flags, crashes, and penalties some how all came to an end. Lewis got on the podium at third overall, but George, his teammate, gave you all quite the scare. it’s partially why you’re drinking, the cars go so fast you have no time to tell who’s in there. part of you thought it was lewis, and part of you was just praying whoever was in the car was safe. to your luck, George was safe, but that didn’t stop the alcohol from flowing.

lewis has been with you for many years. he can recall your drunk nights in a hotel room helping you change, making you drink water. he thoughts those days were behind you, and you learned your lessons. tonight’s a whole other story.

he watches you sway to the beat of the music with Carmen, one hand grips her waist and the other is carelessly swinging your fourth drink of the night. lewis has already paid his tab, it’s George’s who keeps the bottle service flowing.

you and Carmen are both stumbling over each other, bodies nearly pressed against each other holding on for dear life. lewis finally gives in, unable to watch you struggle anymore, he taps you on the shoulder. your lazy eyes flash at him, crooked drunk smile, you’re so happy to see him even though he’s been there the whole time.

“lew, baby! you wanna dance?” you remove your hand from Carmen’s waist, stumbling into Lewis. lucky that he’s got a great reaction time, he catches you, hands gripping your waist. you’re peppering his face with kisses, drunk mumbles of incoherent words under the loud music and slurred speech.

“I think we need to go home.” he suggests, hand caressing your cheek. as much as one loves watching their significant other dance freely and make sour faces while taking shots, lewis knows you’re beyond wasted and it’s time to head back. you’ve got an early flight back to London, and he wants to help sober you up for the night.

“boo!” Carmen shouts in Lewis’ face, you nod with her giving the same chant, and he laughs. he’s not sure how he used to do this, he wasn’t sure how he ever persuaded you.

“we can order ice cream? maybe some fast food?” he suggests, it’s not up his alley, but watching your face light up to the idea of ice cream and a treat that’s not vegan makes you nod eagerly.

“is there a McDonald’s?” you ask, drool nearly slipping down your lips at the thought of chicken nuggets and French fries. he chuckles wiping his thumb across your plumped pink lips.

he takes his arm, wrapping it around your waist, and helps you maneuver your way out the club. when you finally step foot into the warm Australian air, there’s a car waiting for you both to take you home. of course, holding his promise he redirects the driver to the nearest McDonald’s.

“I love you.” you rest your head against his shoulder watching him take the greasy brown bag from the driver. he feeds you a couple of fries, you’re practically munching his fingers off you didn’t realize just how hungry you were.

“just two seconds ago you and Carmen were mad at me.” he chuckles, smile appearing on his face you feel your heart nearly trying to throb its way out of your chest. god, that man beside you was like made from heaven.

“when a vegan gets someone McDonald’s you’re bound to love them.” you happily sigh prying your hands into the bag, rustling around to find a loose fry in the bag. he’d do anything for you, if you asked him to eat a hamburger that’s pure beef, he’d probably do it. only for you.

the driver lets you both know you’ve arrived, and Lewis generously tips the man for going out of his way. of course he takes a photo with him before calling it a night, and the two of you are in the hotel elevator while you shovel fries into your face.

when you get in the room Lewis is helping you take off your heels, and when they finally come off you exhale a loud sigh sauntering freely towards the bed where you allow him to help you slip out of your dress— still attempting to eat your McDonald’s in the process.

“will you still kiss me if I eat these?” you hold up the box of six chicken nuggets, he gets a whiff of the smell, nose scrunching but he nods pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“go ahead, eat.” he lays clothes out for you to change into, right now you’re just in a bra and spandex sprawled across the bed eating. he thinks it’s cute and a little bit funny, that when you’re so drunk you’ve lost all manners. you’re truly a whole other person.

he goes in the bathroom and changes, by the time he’s done getting ready for bed, he has a glass of water for you and you’ve already put on one of his shirts and his sweatpants. why did he ever think you’d want to wear your own clothes?

“drink this for me please. you’ll thank me later.” he hands you the glass, your hands wrapping it around it like a little kid, you tilt your head back chugging until it’s empty.

“that wasn’t vodka.” you frown feeling it wash down like normal, no burn or itch against your throat.

“sorry to disappoint.” he laughs watching you curl into the bed, forgetting all other aspects of your nightly routine, the sleepiness was finally taking over you.

“I would’ve preferred it to have been vodka.”

“come on, we still have skincare to do then we can go to bed.”

[cometblaster2070]

don't get me wrong, i absolutely love hunter, i think he's a great character and he's really nice and sweet and a great boyfriend too.

i love him and ashlynn together (especially in the books) and i also love the way they show him questioning his destiny with how he hates hunting animals and goes vegan after attending eah, how he sabotages his father's traps and hangs birdhouses in the forest instead.

you get the point, he's great; we all like him.

but i just CAN'T with that horrible fucking haircut.

like what the fuck is this????

WHO was in charge of designing his character i just wanna talk because what in the good god is THAT he is literally bald from the side it is not working for him.

i don't have any idea what they were going for but i want to know how bad you fuck up to end up with this as the final design.

ashlynn's a better person than i am; he's wonderful but i would never date him with that fuckass haircut.

she needs to tell him to grow it out or SOMETHING

[poppitron360]

Posting this before I go to bed:

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The seven of them sat in the mess hall. Leo served them dinner.

“And today from Chef Leo’s kitchen, Mac ‘n’ cheese!”

“Cheese?” Frank asked.

“Don’t worry, big guy, it’s lactose-free cheese,” Leo said.

“I’ve tried that stuff before,” Frank said, “It tastes like plastic.”

“Just… give it a try. Trust me. I put my own little spin on it,” Leo assured him.

“Great,” Frank mumbled, clearly not convinced. He reluctantly took a forkful.

A look of utter euphoria spread across Frank’s face. He turned to Leo, his eyes wide with shocked pleasure.

“Oh! Oh, Leo, this is so good!”

Leo nodded, humbly.

“No, but seriously, this is Frank-friendly?”

“And Vegan. It’s also high in protein and carbs, therefore it’s great if you wanna hit the gym. So yes, very Frank-friendly.”

“Where’d you learn to cook like this, man?”

“From my mom,” Leo said, “Though I wonder if there’s any fire abilities that come into it- I always know the exact temperature to take it off the heat. And I know what saucepans to use, what the best materials are, their properties, et cetera. That plays a big part in it.”

“Wow… just, wow, man,” Frank said, and took another forkful, “You are making me this for every meal from now on.”

“Just wait until you try my cheeseless cheese pizza.”

“Pizza!?” Frank’s face was utterly overjoyed, “I love you, Leo Valdez.”

Leo was a little flustered at the confession, although Frank obviously meant it as a joke.

“No, but seriously. Marry me. Live with me forever and just cook me food, the whole time. Be my stereotypical kitchen wife,” As if to emphasise the point, he clambered off his chair and got down on one knee. Leo was barely taller than him in his lowered state, but the gesture was obvious.

“Frank!” Hazel cried, incredulously.

“Sorry, honey, but you don’t understand,” Frank said, turning to Hazel, “It’s so hard to find good food I can actually eat. I love you, but I have no choice but to leave you for Leo.”

Hazel sighed in mock-resolve, “I completely understand, Frank.”

“You do?”

Hazel put the back of her hand to her forehead in a dramatic faint, “Now go. Be with him.”

Frank turned back to Leo now. They were all grinning.

“Leo Valdez, will you marry me?”

“Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!” Leo cried, and leaped into Frank’s arms. Frank caught him, and Leo could tell he barely weighed a thing to the big guy.

The others cheered.

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VALZHANG NATION RISE!!!!!!!!

[radskull-69]

Could u make a short one-shot about Bob Velseb x Y/n plz!! Also I love your work!

plot: Bob is your boss who has always sweet on you and does things he wouldn’t normally do for his employees, like defend them against a wild Karen or give them breaks for longer then an hour….blow up your messages every night.

You resisted the urge to even hav your eye twitch in agitation (hell, to not leap over this counter!) as the older woman across from you behind the counter was going off at you, they hadn’t even ordered yet.

something about us murdering animals when we should’ve been selling vegan meat.

honestly, you didn’t get it. If you don’t want meat in your food don’t come to a diner with MEAT!

“I am sick of you monsters butchering up poor defenceless animals! I wanna see your manager!” Her manicured hand slammed down onto the counter, her screeching voice ringing out around the shop and making other customers either give you annoyed glared or sympathetic looks.

yet no one came in to help, you’d give them the finger if you could. But your too much of a pussy to do that, and you value this job.

“You should be ashamed of yourself!” The woman jabs a finger at you, making you lean back as she got more and more hostile. “Do you not care for animals? You disgusting-!”

“What’s all dis’ ruckus about? Heard someone wanted me.” A deep southern voice sounded out behind you, tilting your head up you were met with bob looming over you and casting a large shadow over the now (finally) quiet woman.

Oh great, one of the other employees must of went and got him for you. Awesome.. this is just gonna make matters worse.

“I-I.. yes! I wanted to tell you that your employee here won’t sell me any vegan burgers.” The woman finally fixes her scared look and with a stumble goes back to glaring, though no longer yelling.

“Hmm, well. If ya haven’t notice yet.” Bob leaned forward to rest his arm heavily on the counter, even though you were in-front of him. So now while he bended over to do just that you had to bend over slightly as well as to not get crushed from him, face beer red as you kept your eyes trained to the red counter

“This is a diner, not a front yawn where ya munch of grass.” Despite his usual large grin it was obviously strained and his eyes were wide and full of warning, you shivered. Glad to not be on the other end of the stick of that.

“Well- excuse you-!” Before the woman could even finish her sentence with a look of high offence she suddenly shut up, and it almost looked like the blood drained from her face as if a vampire sucked it out.

You wondered what kind of look Bob must’ve given her to scare her so because with a stutter she was out the door before you could blink.

You stood there in confusion and once again tilted your head up curiously to look at bob’s face but were only met with a much softer look and worry on his features, one of his large hands coming up to your shoulder and turning you to face him better.

”you doin’ alright darlin’? Sorry ya had ta’ deal with that witch longer then ya had ta’, saw her comin’ awfully close to ya though..” his brows furrow, creating a worry line between them as I looks you over. You only let out a nod and a ‘uh huh’ as he did so, painfully aware of the stares some of the customers where giving you at the moment still.

“I’m fine, just a bit spooked is all. But I’ve been working in customer service for years so it’s nothing I can’t handle” you wave off his concerns and gently grabbed the hand that was tugging on the collar of your uniform to check for any unhidden injuries, you didn’t need your boss of all people to accidentally look down your shirt.

“Hmm.. if ya say so, but I think you deserve a break. A thirty min- no, a full hour break. With me, in my office.” Bob nodded to himself and the worry was washed off his face and instead replaced with a look of satisfaction with his arrangement he made up for you.

“Oh no- it’s fine, really! I don’t want to bother-“ you were scooting away from bob with a polite smile but his arm wrapped around your torso and before you could say anything more he was already leading you through the staff door and to his office as he chuckled in earnest

“Nonsense! I made ya some lunch for yer’ break actually an’ I wanna have yer’ opinion on em’. Remember? I sent ya a text about it last night while I was makin’ em. There yer’ face food right?” He tilted his head down to you for affirmation as he shut his door behind him, his arm finally leaving your torso with a slight linger you didn’t notice

you sighed and nodded, he kept you a bit past your bedtime with his texts, like he did almost every night. You didn’t speak up on the matter of your sleep schedule being interrupted and instead sat at one of the two leather chairs infront of his desk facing towards it

“Mhm, thanks again Bob.” You shot him a genuine smile, grateful for the free food. And a added plus of bob being a damn good cook.

“Of course!” He strolled up to you from behind as you sat in the seat, hands setting themselves on your shoulders heavily as he leaned down to your level to chuckle lowly in your ear. The grip on your shoulders tightening just a fraction as you tensed.

“Anythin’ for my favourite lil employee~”

[artfightdramaconfessions]

I recently made a Muslim OC due to wanting to expand more diversly outta my comfort zone. In the future I wanna create animated shows with likeable characters, you know? And because i wanna do that, I also wanna create really diverse characters!

Creating diverse characters is usually really easy. If it's a sexuality I am not personally, I can look up a lot of information and truly understand! (Same with Gender) If it's a race or culture I am not familiar with, then I can look up articals by people of that race and culture and what is good to represent and bad.

Now, I love this Muslim character I made. I loved designing her outfit, her Hijabi, and I love the personality I gave her. But writing her is so difficult. Usually when I look up people's personal expirences of something different from me, I can usually get down what's common sense and what's not.

I have no fricken clue what is standard or not in this. Some are telling me Queer muslims are very common and very accpeted. Other sources are telling me "No, it's impossible to be gay and muslim." Some are telling me that they can marry people outta their religion as long as the religion is Jewish or Christan. Some tell me it's also impossible. Some tell me that Muslims can love anyone, but to marry them they have to convert them!

I am so afraid that I am gonna accidently mess up something and ruin this character. Because people do like her! When I showed her off, I got so many people telling me she was great, they loved her design, even a few actaul muslims telling me they were really happy with how she looked and was portrayed! So I guess I am on the right track?

The only things I have a proper grasp on is that can't own dogs, can't really touch people of opposite sexes, and they can't eat pork.

To which, I have looked up some Muslims prefer to just state that they are vegan to avoid any chance of eating pork. Which leads to another problem.

HOW THE HECK DO VEGITARIANS WORK?!

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[justajsworkshop]

There's so much content, so many opinions on what works and what doesn't. I'm just scared to commit because I dont want to waste my time following the wrong teachings and rules😭Its been years in this community. do you maybe have any advice for me? As in who/what I can follow and what to do?

my advice is to take a step back and think about this from another perspective. let me give you a hypothetical:

for two seconds, just pretend that manifesting doesn't exist, and we gotta do everything the good ol' 3D way.

you have a friend who wants to lose weight, but they've never been to a gym before, they don't know a lot about healthy eating, they have no clue where to begin. they start researching weight loss tips but everyone is saying different stuff. keto, paleo, veganism, carb cycling, reverse dieting, lift weights, do cardio, workout every day, get rest days in, get 10k steps a day, etc.

this friend is frustrated, confused, and worried about how they're going to achieve their goal when everyone has different advice and perspectives. they pick up one approach for a day or two, maybe even a week or two, but ultimately back down from it because they're afraid it's all been a waste because someone else said something different works better. they're making zero progress along the way and losing faith in themselves and their ability to "do this right."

they come to you for advice and ask: what do i do?

what's your answer?

and i literally mean tell yourself the answer because your advice is going to be the best advice for yourself since no one knows you better than you. the biggest piece of advice i could give you right now is to learn how to become your own best friend on this journey.

there's a lot of different voices and opinions out there because there's literally infinite ways to manifest/shift. there is no one right way; there's only your way. manifesting isn't about what so-n-so says on zwitter or what j posts on tungles. it's not about methods or processes. it's about YOU.

at a certain point, you gotta be willing to break out of your fear and break some eggs to make an omelette. try stuff, test it out, see what you like and don't like. you're never going to find the right approach that works for you from the sidelines. no one likes to talk about the trial and error period because they don't wanna come off as limited, but honestly, some stuff you can't find out for yourself unless you just give it an honest shot to see if it resonates for you.

focus less on committing to/doing the wrong thing and adopt a growth mindset around this. be a scientist. experiment, document, reflect, iterate. like, you literally cannot "lose" anything from that perspective because you're always gaining knowledge and understanding of yourself and what works/resonates with you.

i really don't get why people are so afraid of trying because idk, maybe it's just my business mindset, but in business, we always say "fail fast." cuz when you do, it breaks you out of this overwhelming fear of messing up. just do it imperfectly. do it scared. do it confused. just TRY NEW THINGS and see what happens. no one can deem what does or doesn't work for you but YOU.

conscious manifesting is not a spectator sport. it's literally in the name lmao. you gotta be a conscious, i.e., an active, participant in the process. don't confuse this with efforting hard. you really just gotta be aware of yourself. that's it.

i know it's not the sexy "just decide you're doing it perfectly" -- which you def can do, and this helps. really, start encouraging yourself and telling yourself you're doing great and youre proud of yourself, too. healthy/positive self talk works wonders. but sometimes you literally just have to get over your own fear and insecurities and just try shit out because reality can't move until you do. you might as well start now!

really, just break some fuckin eggs.

[marksbear]

So how about Dom reader asked out Steven on a date. It's their first date and steven is really nervous and wears his outfit from episode 1.( He looked so fucking fine in that I won't let it get out of my head) steven meets him at a vegan restaurant that reader picked and they have a nice time getting to know each other. End of the date and reader walks steven home to make sure he gets there safe. Steven is shy and kissed reader which turns heated and then him asking if he wants to come in for tea or any excuse to get him inside to not end the date. Once they get inside it leads to them making out and reader telling him out Hot he looks in the black button up. They take their time undressing and leads to reader asking if they want to have sex and he says yes. Reader gets him prep all nice and slow and steven is loving it but then once he sees reader dick his eyes widen. He thinks in his head that oh no he can't fit it inside and says how big it is. Reader asks if he still wants to keep going (consent is sexy) and it awakes a size kink inside steven saying he's got this. Reader kisses him to try and distract him but once he puts the tip in steven yells on how big it is,how its going to rip him apart, how it's filling him up and once reader bottoms out steven cums. Which then leads to reader once again asking if they still want to continue and steven still yes and leads to him being overestimated and he still yelling about the size of reader and how big it is and how he loves it inside him.-🐻‍❄️

Sorry if this took a while! But I hope you like it!

Warning! Big dick reader, size kink, gentle dom reader for half the smut then other half pure monster, HEAVY SMUT.

STEVEN GRANT X DOM MALE READER

Steven nervously walks inside the restaurant praying slighting that the man who asked him out wasn't playing no sick joke on him or something.

In Steven's eyes the man was out of his league.

Past!

They met at the museum during Steven's shift. The man was with a handful of people. They went where he went like a lost puppy. Steven guessed that he was the group leader from the way they all treated him like a king.

"Guys! Go follow the tour guide real quick. I wanna buy a few things." The man tells his friend group waving them off before he walks to the souvenir shop.

Steven's back is turned from the man not even noticing him yet. The man takes some random things from the shelf and sets them down by the register. "Excuse me sir?" The unfamiliar voice startled Steven a bit and whipped his body around mumbling a "Sorry mate."

Steven lets out a quiet gasp when he realizes it's the "handsome man" Donna calls him. "Uhm- Sorry again. Would this be all?" Steven asks checking out the items. "No there's one more thing i'd like to buy, but it's not on the shelf." The man says with a smirk forming on his face. "What is it? I can sneak to the back and get it for you."

"It's to buy you dinner." The man responds back smiling to himself when he hears Steven let out a gasp. Steven tries to say something back, but ended up stuttering or choking on his words. To save himself he ended up doing a weak nod yes. "Great Steven." The man takes the receipt and uses one of the pins that was for sale to write his number on it and slide the paper back to Steven. "My name is Y/n by the way. When you text me I'll give you more details and see you tomorrow."

Y/n takes the bags and gives Steven a small wave bye before catching up with his group.

Steven looks down at the receipt smiling to himself as he reads the number.

Present!

Steven looks around in the restaurant feeling sadder and sadder when he couldn't find Y/n anywhere. A waiter walks over to the confused Steven and asks "Excuse me sir? Are you looking for anyone?" Steven nods his head yes and says. "Yes! I'm looking for Y/n L/n." The waiter smiles and asks Steven to follow them.

The waiter takes Steven to a private booth and opens the door for him. Steven walks inside eyes widened from the beautiful scenery.

"Steven! I was beginning to feel worried." Y/n stands up giving the waiter a thank you before pulling Steven a chair. Steven sits on the chair as Y/n pushes it back to the table. Y/n moves back to his seat and tells Steven.

"This is a vegan restaurant. I remember you saying that you were vegan before so I picked a place where you can eat and all that." Y/n hands Steven the menu before talking about whatever came to mind.

The two talked like they knew each other for years. They talked about the happiest moments of their lives to the saddest point of their lives.

They talked about loving fishes and Steven even got to ramble about all the Egyptian knowledge he knew.

Steven told Y/n about his sleeping problems and his mental health problems for exchange Y/n told him about his fears and problems. They talked like a married couple. Knowing everything the other hated or likes.

They talked and ate for the longest time until the restaurant had to close. And that terrified Steven. He didn't want the date to ever end. He feared that it was just a one time thing. Steven never had told anyone things that he told Y/n. He felt such a connection and he knew Y/n felt it too.

TIMESKIP

As they leave the restaurant Y/n turns around looking at Steven. "Let me walk you home. It's late and dark I wanna make sure you make it home safe. I held you captive there for so long, so it's the least I can do." Y/n gives Steven a trusting smile. "Well... Yes i'd like that a lot." Steven smiles before turning the direction to his home walking while Y/n walks by his side.

Once they finally arrive Steven lets out a whine when he sees his house across the street. Y/n walks Steven to the door while Steven is currently freaking out in his mind. "I had such a lovely time with you Steven." Y/n tells him. Steven nods his head yes agreeing. "Me too! I-I really enjoyed the time we had together." The conversation goes cold. Both of them saying a word, but it's a comfortable silence.

Y/n checks his phone for time opening his mouth to say something, but closes it when Steven puts his hands on his cheeks cupping his face before pulling him down for a light kiss. The kiss was supposed to be quick and simple. Until Y/n puts both his hands down on Steven's waist pulling him into a deeper kiss.

Once Steven pulls away both of them are gasping for air. "W-would you like a cup of tea?" Steven asks a bit out of breath looking up at Y/n. "Yeah. I would love some." The two swap one more kiss before hurrying inside.

As soon as they get into Steven's house they're already on each other. The two making out on the door. Y/n was quick to take control pushing his tongue inside Steven's mouth exploring every inch of it. Y/n pulls away holding Steven's chin as he tries to chase his mouth again trying to kiss him again. "God Steven...You look so fucking hot. So hot in this fucking button up."

Y/n tugs on Steven's shirt collar a few times before pulling him into a heated makeout. Y/n picks up Steven taking them both to the bed not even caring about the sand on the floor.

Steven watches in awe as Y/n takes off his shoes and socks before taking off his shirt. Y/n lets out a small laugh when he feels Steven's eyes all over him before climbing over him kissing him deeply as he unbuttons the black button up. Y/n strips Steven down slowly kissing each single exposed skin as he does it. And once Steven was completely naked Y/n takes off his own pants and underwear. "Do you want to have sex? I want to make sure you don't feel like i'm forcing you." "Yes! I-I want this." Steven answers and nods his head yes. Y/n nods and sucks on his own fingers before pulling them out then pushing one finger inside Steven slowly.

Steven lets out quiet moans and whimpers moving his hips back and forth grinding on Y/n's finger. Soon enough Y/n adds another one and begins to curve and twist his fingers stretching him out slowly. Y/n thrust his fingers in and out picking up the pace a little. Steven is in pure bliss. Loud moans escaping his lips not even caring if anyone heard him.

Y/n pulls his fingers out when he thinks Steven is about ready and moves between Steven's legs limning his tip to Stevens hole.

Steven jaw drops. "N-no way in hell that's gonna fit inside me! It's so big! Too big to fit inside me..." Steven stares at Y/n's dick shamelessly while a million thoughts fill his head, "Steven. Do you still want to continue?" Y/n asks looking up at him. "Yeah! I got this. I think I can handle it." Steven says mostly to himself.

Y/n moves up closer to Steven kissing him deeply and passionately trying to distract him as he slowly pushes his cock into Steven's hole. Once only the tip was in Steven breaks. "OhHh g-god!~ so big! You're so big!" Steven screams out in a moan arching his back and throwing his head back. Steven's cock already leaking precum. Y/n kisses Steven's jaw as he moves slower into Steven's hole. Once Y/n was half way inside Steven he was a moaning crying mess. "You're too big!~ Mhmm~ oh god you're splitting me in half!~ Too much you're too big!" Steven cries out holding onto Y/n's shoulders for dear life. Y/n gives Steven one more kissing before thrusting the rest of his cock inside Steven hitting his prostate dead on.

Steven cums hard with a loud moan. White covering and staining his stomach. Steven's face became hot from embarrassment and from all the pleasure he's feeling going straight down to his now sensitive cock. Y/n is staring down at Steven's stomach looking at the bulge in his stomach. "Hey Steven. Do you still wanna continue? I mean that you already came and i'll only overstimulate you if we keep going." Y/n asks with a slight warning.

"Y-yes I---I want this." After Steven answers Y/n gives Steven a quick kiss before using his hands holding up Steven's legs by his thighs. Y/n moves his cock out until only the tip is inside him then slamming the rest back inside him.

"Again! Please~ I love your big cock inside me!" Steven moans out tears threatening to fall. Y/n repeats the action again then again and a few more times causing Steven to cum the second time. Some of Steven's words don't even come out correctly coming out as moans and cries. Steven cock begins to harden again even though it had already shot a load not even long after.

Y/n begins to fuck Steven recklessly snapping his hips back and forth in a brutal pace not even caring about how rough hes being. "Ha-harder! fuck me harder!~" Steven moans out a beg as his chest and stomach stained with cum and tears. Not needing to be told a second time Y/n pounds into Steven mercilessly. The headboard bangs onto the wall with each thrust and the bed squeaking and shaking.

Steven struggled to keep his eyes open, but when he does his eyes will meet Y/n's own filled with lust and hunger.

Steven's body trembled every time he made eye contact. Steven hasn't felt this vulnerable in a long time or truly never. "I loveee feeling you inside me! You feel so big and good! Making me-- feel so full!~" Steven moans out praises and whatever on his mind.

Y/n's thrust became faster and faster once he felt his orgasm beginning to rise. Y/n's thrust was like an animal trying to breed its partner. He gotten rougher and sloppier. Steven cried and screamed from being used at this point he had came hard and didn't even realize until he stopped. His cock and hole ached. His hole was stretched to fit Y/n's cock now from all the harsh thrust.

"Steven! Steven oh fuck! I'm close! I'm gonna cum! Wh---where do you want it?" Y/n asks with a warning throwing his head back fucking Steven at a fast pace, but gotten softer with the thrust. "I want it inside! Please inside!" Steven begs.

With a few more thrust Y/n cums deep inside Steven with few quiet moans. Y/n thrust lazily into Steven as he rides out his orgasm and helping Steven with his own. Steven cums hard again and honestly forgotten what number it was.

"Don't. Please don't pull out." Steven begs struggling to keep his eyes open. Y/n gives Steven a weak "Okay." Before turning Steven around and lays on the bed spooning him while he's still deep inside.

"I think we broke the bed. If not bed I know we broke something." Y/n tells him. But doesn't get anything back from the sleeping male.

Next morning

Steven woke up feeling like he got hit by a bus and that he couldn't feel his legs. Steven looks around tiredly and is a bit sad when he doesn't see Y/n anywhere. Steven looked down at his clean body and struggled but got up to get dressed. After he's done getting dressed he looks at Gus fish tank.

"Don't freak out Steven. I only went to go buy us breakfast! It really depends when you're reading this but i'll be back in 1-10 minutes!- love Y/n." Steven reads out loud and couldn't help but smile to himself.

After a while Steven hears the door knock. Steven goes to it unlocks the locks and opens it. "Y/n!" "Hey Steven." Steven lets Y/n inside with a smile stuck on his face. After Y/n puts the bag of food down he sits on the edge of the bed motioning to Steven to come here. As Steven makes his way to him Y/n takes off his shoes and socks. Y/n spread his legs open letting Steven stand between them.

"I feel like a douchebag for leaving you by yourself sooo~ How about I give you the good morning you deserve. If it's okay with you." Y/n tells Steven taking off his shirt before dragging Steven down on the bed with him.

"You're gonna make it up to me?" Steven asks.

"Hell yeah I am." Y/n flips Steven on his back kissing him passionately as they fumble around with their clothes.

THE END

[euniexenoblade]

🔥 pizza

The traditional pizzas you see Italian restaurants act like is the height of food are incredibly one note and uninteresting. A papa johns cheese pizza on average has more flavor.

"cheap" pizza gets an incredibly bad rap too, treated as nasty fast food. Your fast food pan pizza is legit one of the best types of pizza there is and it's so tasty.

Deep dish pizza is extremely good and the whole "it's not even a pizza!!!!1!1" argument is shallow and uninteresting. Food is good, enjoy it.

Vegan pizza also gets a bad rap. People that don't know vegan dishes are going to make bad vegan options. It's a different form of cooking, different approach to flavor profiles than most people are used to. One of the best pizzas Ive ever had is a vegan pizza, it has a tofu based sauce, it's 10/10 one of the best foods ever made.

Frozen pizza is extremely good and easy to fix up when you just wanna be quick. Totinos party pizzas are still good two decades later, even if they don't taste real. Don't buy bagel bites, buy real bagels, mozzarella and premade pizza sauce - homemade bagel pizzas are bomb. Little Caesars cheese is the best of the fast food pizza places (they need to make that pizza $5 again tho shit's too expensive now).

Get a pizza stone. It's great.

My favorite pizza style is probably the grandma :)

[thatguywhomightbeagirl]

You mother fuckers astound me, truly. You had Biden and who has two big negatives

- the question of his mental capacity

- his stance regarding Palestine

Now that Harris is up to bat you idiots are still like ‘aw I don’t know’ what the fuck? She’s not 80 years old, she has previously been kinder to Palestine when the potus she serves under seemed to make his stance very clear. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

‘I didn’t like Biden but now that there is someone that’s better and still has a chance I’m going to vote independent’ or ‘I live in X state so my vote doesn’t matter I’m gonna vote independent’

You’re in a fucking tug of war for your life and the lives of those around you. ‘There’s some super buff people on the other side, but we can work together and win this to make sure women actually have rights’

And you idiots are like ‘no I don’t think I’m gonna make a difference in a tug of war for the fate of my soul, I’m just gonna go play basketball where the rings are 50ft high and the ball is deflated. But good luck though.’

Like I get that OnE vOtE dOeSnT dEcIdE the ElEcTiOn but a hundred votes does and those hundred votes are made up of one hundred single votes and I know it’s how it works in the US cause your country is a million kinds of fucked but what is the harm in trying to do the thing that could actually help people?

‘But she used to be a cop’

You absolute morons. I’ve seen so many people say this. I get it, I don’t like police I really don’t, but in what world is a politician really that much better? AND IN WHAT WORLD IS THE AVERAGE COP WORSE THAN ronald drumpf?

You dense shits decide to say ACAB because it gets you fucking brownie points but when you can actually choose not to help evil and malice you decide to look the other way because you don’t want people calling you out on what’s on your profile?

‘I won’t vote for the best choice because I wanna slide in the dms of this vegan trans girl’ fuck off. Did she work in a place that’s 99%filled with the worst fucking white men you know? Yeah she did but the alternative is John Wayne Gacy but he owns a bunch of properties. Do you know how much worse he is than the average police officer? I know it’s not really easy to compare evils and there’s lots of problems with it but this feels pretty cut and dry. One had jobs that people I don’t like have the other has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable and continues to enforce systems that allow them to happen.

For the love of God get your head out of your ass and vote blue, I don’t care if trump jr is announced as the newest Democrat choice, almost anyone is better than trump. It’s like if Ronald Reagan had late stage dementia or someone who seems comparable to Obama who was a very well received president and you bitches are letting Reagan go so the onlyfans girl feels comfortable calling you a good (gender).

I appreciate the idea that if the good option won’t win you guys are happy to go with what you think is the perfect option. But the perfect option has a 0% chance to win and you are doubling down there when the great option has a 40% chance to win and by going with the 0% chance it gets more likely that the absolute worst nuclear option wins?

Some of you truly astound me.

[smoshygayness]

Thought I would write something cute and fluffy🫠 dunno if I’m still able to do that 😂 I don’t even know if this have sense, but let’s try. (English it’s not my first language, hope it’s readable)

They were just about to finish recording the angry letter video and Ian was emotionally tired. He had to be composed and not show too much. He didn’t want to go emotional in front of all these people, and above all in front of Anthony because he knew that for him it was a hard time, reading all those things aloud. But that , for Ian, required lots of energy and mental strength.

He was tired of holding himself back. It was destroying his mental state again.

When they were done recording, he and Anthony headed toward Ian’s office. They needed to finish some stuff before going home so they decided to order some dinner since it was already late and they were starving. Ian was all of a sudden really quiet, all of his tension and tiredness was kicking in. He sat on his chair, closing his eyes for a bit, letting out a long breath. He then took his glasses off and his eyes focused on Anthony for a brief moment. He was taking his jacket off, mumbling something Ian didn’t quite catch. He looked genuinely happy and calm. Like he finally had the opportunity to let all his thoughts out. It’s not like they didn’t talk about their feelings after their reunion. Actually they talked a lot. About what was in their mind, about all those years apart from each other, about anything and everything . They promised to talk with each other about everything that comes on their mind. But Ian knew there was something he was intentionally not telling him. Maybe because he was afraid to open up that much. He’s always been afraid of expressing his feelings even though it was his best friend he was talking with. But he promised, so he had to be brave and tell Anthony everything that was on his mind because he didn’t want to ruin their friendship again.

His thoughts were interrupted as he saw Anthony moving closer to his chair.

“Hey man what do you want for dinner? I thought we might order something light for tonight since we have to wake up early tomorrow. I don’t wanna have trouble sleeping.”

Anthony said, looking at Ian while searching something good to eat on his delivery app.

“Mmm okay, I was thinking like a soup or something would be fine?”

Ian wasn’t really interested in the food anymore. He was actually starving when they left the studio, but now all he was thinking about was how to tell Anthony how he was feeling.

Meanwhile anthony was nodding at him, telling him that soup was a good idea and he was trying to choose which soup was better for them. But Ian wasn’t listening. He wasn’t listening when apparently Anthony did ask something to him.

“Are you there? Are you listening to me?”

Anthony’s waving hand in front of his face put him out of his thoughts.

“Yeah sorry I was just thinking. Anyway, that soup sounds great.” Gesturing towards the vegan one.

Anthony stared at Ian for a second, realizing something was up in his best friend’s head.

“Are you okay Ian?”

Ian was caught off guard, he didn’t expect Anthony to notice this quick his mood had change.

He let out a sigh and rubbed his face. He didn’t know where to start but he knew he couldn’t escape from this.

“Anthony I…I know that during the reading of the angry letter I’d never seriously express myself and it was like I was undervaluing what I was reading. But it’s not like this. I wanted you to know that even though I am so bad with emotions, I felt what you wrote on that journal. I was just trying no to break down during the recording. And it was hard not to do that.”

He pause just to see Anthony’s eyes watering. The sight of his friend crying, brought him on the edge and he found himself crying all the tears he wanted to cry that day. He immediately wiped his eyes, trying to calm himself down. With a not so steady voice, he kept with his trail of thoughts.

“I am so sorry for all the shit we’ve been through in the past. We were both so wrecked we didn’t even realize how bad we were hurting ourselves.”

His voice cracked, another tear drew a wet line on his pale skin.

“I know that during those past years I’d never took your feelings into consideration and I feel really bad for that. Because I know now that I was hurting you and I didn’t even realize back then because I was so inconsiderate and stupid. And blind…”

Ian felt Anthony’s hands on his shoulder, gently squeezing him. He didn’t even realized he had moved since now. He turned his head to met Anthony’s gaze and he was still crying, face all red and wet. But even with all those tears, he had a sweet smile on his face. He leaned closer to Ian and hugged him tight from behind. His arms around his neck.

Ian put his hands on Anthony’s, squeezing. He than stood up from his chair, facing Anthony.

“It’s okay”

Anthony softly said, gently wiping Ian’s tears. Ian closed his eyes, leaning in Anthony’s touch. The feeling of Anthony’s warm hand on his face was heartwarming.

“We both fuck up really bad, I fucked up really bad. It’s not your fault, we were both so emotionally unavailable and tired. We grew and learn from our mistakes and that’s the best thing that could have happened to us. And now we’re here. Stronger than before. Changed.”

Ian nodded and without even thinking about it, he found himself hugging Anthony. With all his strength. They stayed like that for what seemed like a lifetime and than they break the hug. They stared at each other smiling like idiots. Ian felt Anthony’s hand caressing his face, pulling back his hair just a little for him to kiss him on the forehead. Ian just melted into his touch, happy to finally be able to be more open with Anthony. It was all new and so good at the same time. It felt like a heavy weight on his chest just disappeared all of a sudden.

It was all he needed.

Anthony was all he needed.

He’s never been happier.

[turtlesandfrogs]

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Also, it's Juneteenth so you know, if you wanna do reparations on a small scale, it's also a great opportunity for that. And yes, I did ask first and I did have them read this.