#Like chronologically

[pixieliciousnippletassles]

I haven't finished the starters heaped on my table [minibang] yet, the plates are overlapping and everything looked so good but I've only managed a few. Then it's like I'm surrounded by maitres'D lifting cloches off mains [HD wireless] and I'm like shit! I was going to order those as a suprise! I've been trailing my finger through the caviar trimmings and garnishes, [tags and summaries] and sucking it off the end with my eyes closed but there's no room on the table! Meanwhile I'm also shovelling mixed pocket nuts into my mouth and trying to hide it [tumblr discourse and microfics] and shaving fine-aged chorizo with a penknife under the table [hd fic book club] AND I'm on the phone to my mate in the all-night takeaway putting in my order for slices of his 15-inch all-the-toppings pizza [that 1 long fremione fic just dropped a chapter] and I'm FULL but the menu is staggering and you bet your ass I'm ordering dessert... And someone over there has ordered off-menu? It's on the menu? Fuck how did I miss that [drarry disability fest]

GOD AM I SO FULL AND HAPPY NOM NOM NOM

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

[blow-a-kiss-make-a-wish]

DUDE 3 OF MY EX’S HMU TODAY WTF

[pangur-and-grim]

[mari-lair]

Siffrin? More Like Sif is Out Masterlist.

AU where the entire party gets trapped in a time loop, except for Siffrin.

Main Menu

Mirror Pictures

First loop

The "favor tree"

Nya

Isabeau messed up (demo)

Flower(s) for you!

Memory of Useless Idiot

Stay Together

Oh Mira...

Memory of Promise

Sus Odile (sketch/demo)

Post reveal (sketch/demo)

Reading the forgotten language

Stars (sketch)

Good night, Sif

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Five foot something and he's royalty.

[pop-roxs]

THE WIFE IS IN SEASON 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BUILD A BEAR WISH CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leafspiritz]

III; three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile

[lanschpaket]

Eyes

Arcane S02E08 Killing is a Cycle

Here a masterpost/gifset with focus on Caitlyn's and Vi's eyes in their cell block tango the lesbian sex scene

[clarkgriffon]

Your hair... is brown. Oh yeah, sometimes.

[ryllen]

color coded affection

[cockroachesunite]

(Previously ☞ 1 , 2 , 3)

(part 1)

[takemetodragonstone]

sometimes a relationship with your father is like “my father is a malignant presence, a bully, and a liar” and “I’m better than you” and “let me out. I don’t want to be you” and “I just do what my dad tells me” and “I can see through you” and “why did you never ask me?” and “he sees everything” and “you have a hard time finding a happy medium between worshipping him and wanting to kill him” and “he loves me. he does. it’s just a wrong kind of love expression” and “fuck dad, he can kick me as many times as he wants” and “pass me the fucking shotgun” and “dad, please. /what have you got in your fucking hand?/ i don’t know, love?/ love? you come for me with love?” and “there’s nothing you could say to me now that I would ever believe” and “are you a cunt?” and “he never even liked me” and “I can’t forgive you … but it’s okay. I love you” and “it’s what dad would do” and “you hated him./ I loved him” and “maybe the poison drips through” and “he was so terrifying to us” and “when he let you in, when the sun shone … it was warm in the light” and most importantly, “he made me breathe funny”

[randomminty]

Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

[moliathh]

Better the devil you know than the angel you don't