#I shoukd swap minibang and wireless but wireless is doing reveals and it was too good with the cloches

[pixieliciousnippletassles]

I haven't finished the starters heaped on my table [minibang] yet, the plates are overlapping and everything looked so good but I've only managed a few. Then it's like I'm surrounded by maitres'D lifting cloches off mains [HD wireless] and I'm like shit! I was going to order those as a suprise! I've been trailing my finger through the caviar trimmings and garnishes, [tags and summaries] and sucking it off the end with my eyes closed but there's no room on the table! Meanwhile I'm also shovelling mixed pocket nuts into my mouth and trying to hide it [tumblr discourse and microfics] and shaving fine-aged chorizo with a penknife under the table [hd fic book club] AND I'm on the phone to my mate in the all-night takeaway putting in my order for slices of his 15-inch all-the-toppings pizza [that 1 long fremione fic just dropped a chapter] and I'm FULL but the menu is staggering and you bet your ass I'm ordering dessert... And someone over there has ordered off-menu? It's on the menu? Fuck how did I miss that [drarry disability fest]

GOD AM I SO FULL AND HAPPY NOM NOM NOM