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[Major Stray Gods spoilers ahead]
So, something Hermes said about always being there after an Idol dies has stuck with me. They say they can't explain it because it's between them and the previous Hermes, and through certain dialogue choices in the Underworld they mention Charon. Of course, that's early enough that Grace doesn't have the knowledge to understand that Idols go to the Underworld when they die, and at this point all the other Idols have forgotten.
But Hermes knows, and it's a little strange that this is never brought up, but that's not the point I was trying to make here.
If Hermes has to be there every time an Idol dies, doesn't this mean that they know whether some of the Idols that disappeared are alive or not? They never get into the details of how that works and why it happens because, again, that's a secret, but it makes sense that Hermes would know about the others. Not necessarily this Hermes, since they haven't gotten the memories back yet, but at some point they will remember as well.
This also means that Hermes might have known what happened to Calliope from the start, if they were the one who took her to the Underworld and thought to ask how she died.
#Stray Gods#Stray Gods Spoilers#It seems so interesting to me#And there's so many questions unanswered#Like Athena Apollo and Persephone talk a bit about some of the other Idols that left/died/were lost#But there's so many of them that weren't even mentioned#Like Hera or Hestia#And the whole thing with the Gap#I wouldn't be opposed to a sequel
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The Greek gods and how willing they are to fuck Odysseus (at least according to me)
Not doing all of them, there’s so many
Zeus: He most def would, but not because Ody is special. Like, it’s Zeus, the man would fuck anything as long as it’s breathing. I do think he’d enjoy the pleasure of messing with his older brother though, so he’s extra into it for that
Poseidon: Oh yes. He’d deny it if asked, but he wants to fuck him so badly
Hades: I think he’d fuck him mainly to see what all the hype is about. And to mess with Poseidon of course
Hera: Nah, she’s surprisingly loyal. Which like bitch why
Hestia: Asexual queen
Demeter: She has no idea who Odysseus is tbh. Don’t think she’d be too into it anyways
Apollo: Yeah! That’s not a good thing for Ody tho, as it never ends well for Apollo’s mortal lovers. Mans might be in danger
Artemis: Asexual lesbian queen
Athena: See with her, I don’t know. Their bond is strictly platonic, but I don’t think they’d be against the idea of fucking each other. I do think she’d make him fight for it
Ares: Now for most of the duration of the musical, no I do not think he’d be interested. But after he repeatedly stabs Poseidon with a trident? Oh boy
Aphrodite: Yeah, he’s just her type! Tough warrior that’s secretly a sub :)
Hermes: Mans been willing to fuck him for a long ass time, like I’m impressed by his level of self restraint actually
Dionysus: Is in the same seat as Demeter in that he has little idea of who this dude actually is. Don’t think he’d turn him down though
Hephaestus: I don’t think so, but I have no concrete reason for that answer. Vibe check
Aeolus: No thanks :)
#Tell me I’m wrong if you want to :)#epic#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Manwhore AU#Feels fitting to be here#odysseus#epic odysseus#epic zeus#epic poseidon#Epic Hades#Epic Hera#Epic Hestia#Epic Demeter#Epic Apollo#Epic Artemis#Epic Athena#Epic Ares#epic aphrodite#Epic Hermes#Epic Dionysus#epic hephaestus#epic aeolus#These tags just sounds like I’m very hype about all the gods
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The doors to Olympus are sturdy and strong, given everyone's preferences for drama and slamming said doors open and sending them cracking into the wall whenever the opportunity arises. Which is why it's a surprise when they creak open during the once-a-decade pantheon meeting; less so because no entity worth their salt would take so long to open the doors, and more so because everyone who is anyone is already there.
But if everyone is being honest with themselves- which no one is, usually- these gatherings are boring enough that the bland conversation is dropped immediately in favour of craning their necks to catch a glimpse of whatever is coming to relieve them of their boredom.
When the doors finally open however, several of the pantheon murmur in surprise.
"Odysseus," Athena whispers, wide-eyed as she pushes herself off her throne to her feet. It is him- in the king's garb he was buried in but the face he has when he reached home, hair till the shoulders and speckled with grey, face oddly blank. His feet are transparent.
"What are you doing here, sceptre?" Poseidon booms, hair the color of a stormy sea. Zeus, beside him, looks reserved, observing the ghost with something approaching curiosity- eyes flicking to the lightning scars on his daughter's face and back. "Your time has long passed, and Hades-"
"It is a temporary agreement," Odysseus says curtly, barely sparing him a glance as he approaches his patron. "Athena."
Her armour clinks as she steps forward and the gods all twitch, trading glances. Owls are silent creatures- to have her aspect so affected to make noise was... uneasy to say the least. She even holds herself different than usual, something like confused delight shining in her eyes. "How did you-"
"Did you sleep with my wife?"
The throne room is silent. Several jaws drop.
Athena straightens back up, blinking in surprise. She looks a bit shifty, some of the nymphs closest whisper to each other, which- well, almost every single god present owed some part of their existence to the mere story of Odysseus loving his wife.
Would he fight his own patron goddess over it in front of Mount Olympus, though? He certainly was unbalanced enough; Athena herself looked rather uncertain of her odds, even though-
"Are you addled in death, King of Ithaka?" Artemis drawls, looking amused. "Did you forget that your own patron is celibate? Whatever rumor you-"
"No, I-" Athena says suddenly, shifting her spear to her other hand. "I did."
Artemis chokes on her breath and several assorted divine beings gasp in shock and the rest shouting for explanations, although everyone is nearly drowned out by Aphrodite's loud, "WHAT?"
Odysseus inhales sharply and pinches the bridge of his nose. "I cannot believe you."
"She asked-" Athena starts, only to be drowned out by the din of various beings screeching and shouting about the scandal.
"ATHENA!" Hera hisses, peacock tail fanning behind her sharply as she pushes herself up. "Explain yourself!"
Athena half-turns to face her, face creased in a frown. "Mother, I-"
"LET ME REPHRASE!" Odysseus cuts in loudly, and the shouting settles down into silence. He walks to his patron, eyes blazing. "I cannot believe," he throws his clenched fists wide as he growls the last word, "-you took Penelope to bed-" Athena surprisingly stays still as he reaches her, mouth falling open as he grabs her by the chiton to yank her down, uncaring of the gasps of horror from all around as he snarls, "-before you ever kissed me."
And then Odysseus grabs Athena by the face roughly and kisses her.
This time Aphrodite's shriek cannot be escaped by anyone.
"Aphrodite, please," Zeus says a few moments later, wincing as his throne reforms around him, stained oddly pink. Quite a few minor entities have discorporated, and the ones nearest to her are still trying to regenerate their hearing. "Control yourself."
Their eyes land back on where Athena has dropped her spear- dropped her spear, Ares in the corner seems to be having some minor hysteria over this, well warranted- and is also on the floor, still being thoroughly kissed by that insufferable, mannerless hero of hers, perched on her stomach to reach. Zeus inhales in fury, Poseidon close behind him as the shock wears off, lightning crackling around his fingers as he opens his mouth to shout- of all the indignities-
"If you two ruin this for me," Aphrodite thunders, warping in front of them and glaring. "I will make you both regret it."
Both gods visibly blanch at the threat, taken aback for one brief moment. Threats from Aphrodite are far worse than any of her more violent siblings, at the end of the day.
Zeus visibly gathers himself just as Athena's helmet clatters to the floor, and he gains a second wind immediately, eye twitching as he spreads a hand to the spectacle in the middle of the hall. "WHAT MANNER OF DISRESPECT IS THIS? TO BARGE INTO OUR MEETING AND THROW ONE OF THE OLDEST GODDESSES TO THE FLOOR LIKE A COMMON WENCH-"
"Zeus," Hera says quietly. Everyone falls silent, although it's not quite enough to stop the two tangled together on the ground. She clears her throat, which finally seems to get through to Athena, who had finally seemed to have gotten over her shock enough to reach out, hands hovering over Odysseus hesitantly. Still, at the noise she seems to remember herself, pushing herself up on an elbow and dislodging him enough to break their necking. He pouts at her, but Athena's eyes are too glazed over to notice, heaving for breath.
Hera opens her mouth to speak, crown manifesting on her brow as she steps in front of the throne, but closes it as the door rattles again.
This time, the spectre shimmers with a faint hint of scales that comes with a freshwater nymph's heritage and excited whispers starved for drama explode across the room as the Queen of Ithaka steps into the room, skirts hitched in her hand and panting as if she'd been running.
"Your Graces," She bows respectfully before entering, Spartan princess through and through, until she catches sight of her husband and Athena, the former of whom seems to have taken the opportunity to start kissing the wisdom goddess again, fingers in her curls.
"What are you doing?" She snaps, rushing over. The entire courtroom holds its breath. She slaps her husband upside the head, making him yelp and move back to shoot her a betrayed look. Athena looks even further dazed than before, cheeks red. "Argos has more manners than you! No wonder Lady Athena wanted nothing to do with you- ah, hello, darling, by the way."
"Penelope," Athena murmurs hoarsely, and the Queen of Ithaka leans down to kiss her as well.
Odysseus chuckles, then jumps with everyone else as Hera slams a hand down on the throne elegantly, cracking it to the base.
"Ah, goddess-" He says, clambering off Athena to bow.
"Silence," Hera interrupts, holding up a hand, eyes cold. "You will not say anything to me apart from an explanation. My agreement for your release from Ogygia was due to the assurance that your marriage was one of the truest I have ever witnessed, conveyed by Athena herself when bartered with all of us to let you go. Tell me, was it a ploy? Because from the disgraceful looks of it, this seems to not be the case in the slightest."
Odysseus frowns, face twisting in confusion. "Athena bartered with...?" He turns to look at his patron, who stares back, unspeaking. His eyes flicker to the lightning scar over her right eye as Penelope traces it with horrified eyes and a gentle thumb, and understanding seems to dawn.
For a moment, rage seems to fill him, glaring with a hatred towards Zeus that everyone whispered later wasn't met by the god king with anger, but a flicker of remorse- before he visibly throws it away behind Athena's old smile and bows.
"God-queen," He says formally, gracefully. Hera twitches a bit, and they'll all talk later about how odd it was to so clearly see Athena's younger mannerisms in the man, down to the curl of the letters. "My marriage to Penelope has never been false, never been broken, this I promise you." He takes Penelope's hand and squeezes it for emphasis, and she raises them as acknowledgement. "But... can you not argue that Athena has been part of our marriage all this time? From its start, where she advised me on courting and her on what to look for, to the twenty years she spent with both of us- me on the battlefield and Penelope in the court; to say nothing of how she helped raise our son and lived in our palace in the days after. And is she not so unbearably beautiful that even my Penelope couldn't wait-" He shoots a glare at her, which Penelope returns with a smile. "-when the chance was presented? How can you fault us for disgrace, after being so long apart from our wife?"
Hera raises both eyebrows at the impudence, the kind of disbelieving expression that hides a warning to tread carefully. "So you claim to be both married to Pallas Athena?"
"In every way that matters except legality," Odysseus says, fearlessly. He is dead, after all, what much can you do to a shade that they didn't already put him through when alive. He is sort of worried about Athena, though, as they both help her back to her feet, Penelope busy whispering compliments and updates and endearments in turn- she's not usually one to be quiet in face of a problem.
Hera tilts her head. "Ah, but you see. I need the legality, if I am to finally-" A helpless, excited smile pulls at her lips once, twice, before unfolding into a bright grin, peacock tails unfolding to their full wingspan. "-finally arrange for a marriage for my eldest daughter who has not once- oh finally, I can hardly believe this day has come-"
"I do not like the way you grabbed her, Sacker of Troy," Ares steps forward as Hera starts ranting half to herself, half to an equally loud assemblage of joyful entities about wedding arrangements, eyes narrowed.
Odysseus barks an incredulous, loud laugh, gesturing to Athena with a slightly crazed look in his eyes. "This lady has broken- and I do not exaggerate- every single bone in my body before I saw my sixteenth year. I have punched her a hundred times in the face when she taught me how to fight. We'll survive, thanks."
"That is fair," Ares steps back, hands raised.
"What duties will you provide as spouses, Ithakan Queen?" Hestia questions, stepping forward.
"Oh, the same we did when we were living," Penelope huffs a laugh. "Keep her busy, make her laugh, be of mild frustration to her, love her well, worship her-"
"I do not. Need to know," Hestia closes her eyes and raises a hand to cut her off, stepping back. Around them, the din catches speed and volume as no further objections arise, excitement spilling into the air.
"What is happening?" Athena says faintly, looking around as if she was just waking up.
"-oh, and we can get out the decor once more! Hebe, Aphrodite, loves, do you remember where we kept the fountains-"
"-finally, a reason to celebrate! Call them all out of hiding-"
"-can't believe this is finally happening, oh sister, what songs should we-
"Why am I getting married," Athena says with much more alarm and horror. She turns to Odysseus and shakes him by the shoulder, eyes wild. "What did you do?"
"Nothing!"
"How is this nothing? Do you have any idea the headache-"
"Athena, sweetheart, will you consider changing into that beautiful piece you made for the ceremony?"
Creakily, she turns her head to Hera, disbelief pasted across her face. "Mother," She says slowly. "They are both dead."
"Oh, I'll make a deal with Hades or something, you hush!" Aphrodite leans forward and snaps, before her irritation melts back into a manic joy. "Oh, what paint shall we do?"
Paint, Athena mouths, looking afraid for possibly the first time since her conception.
Penelope laughs and tugs on Athena's hand to make her turn, tucking dishevelled curls behind her ear. She wonders if the goddess knows how beautiful she is when she's flustered. "Take us away," She whispers. On Athena's other side, Odysseus leans against their patron with a besotted, helpless smile as he stares up at her, her helmet and spear in hand. She'd missed Athena like a limb, missed her deep laugh at night when they'd discussed the day's court, the dry jokes, the hands over hers as she weaved- but Odysseus wasn't himself without her, happy though they were in Hades' lands together, all of them.
"I'm-" Athena wavers, then looks around once more at all the excited screaming, something unreadable flashing in her eyes. Almost against her will, her eyes fall to Zeus, who is sitting silently and staring back at her. Poseidon looks like he still wants to start a fight, but clearly by his wary looks below can tell he will be heavily outnumbered by the overexcited crowd to not try, but Zeus just stares back at her, face blank of any emotion.
"We ask you formally this time," King Odysseus says, walking in front of her to take her attention away, holding onto her hand. His voice has strength in it, drawing the eyes of the murmuring crowd, but he's deaf to it as he stares up at her.
"Will you be our wife?" Queen Penelope asks, joining him, watching their beautiful patron shudder for breath she does not need as her eyes flick to one of them and then the other.
"Yes," She whispers and cheers erupt all across Mount Olympus.
"Finally!" Odysseus complains, and then pulls her down once more to kiss her, all three of them fading at the edges as one of the generous gods present there- who seems to realize that they're not very inclined to stop anytime soon- thankfully teleports them away into a nice room with a large bed.
"Finally," He whispers as he breaks apart to lay her down, cupping her face, voice heavy with the longing of a full lifetime and more. Penelope circles to the head of the bed and starts undoing Athena's braid, staring at them both lovingly.
Later the ones closest will murmur, as the silhouettes faded away, that tears had slipped from proud Pallas Athena's eyes as she placed one hand against Odysseus' cheek, trembling.
"I missed you," She will whisper back, and all three of them fade away to their own story, yet to be made.
#sorry athena ur not immune to the “when will u get married” mom speech#anyways i believe in demisexual athena amen#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#you know the eyes w spirals in anime thats athena after being kissed by her bff within an inch of her life on a regular tuesday#hera#woman is on CLOUD NINE she will literally kill anyone who gets in her way this time. the wedding is gonna be great.#aphrodite#< also going crazy shes been trying to matchmake her sister for a thousand years now#ares#< extremely conflicted. has never felt protectiveness for athena before this moment . also he wants eye bleach.#hestia#“HOW WILL THEY MAKE A HOME IN THE UNDERWORLD WHAT HEARTH-”#zeus#athena hasn't spoken to him since god games.#also tbc pen Didnt know ody and athena were Not Like That. she was convinced day one that they were a package deal.#and the two of them had literally Never considered it even though it was the norm! but once he finds out that Penelope did ody casually#just like. figures out a way to get to mount olympus from hades and storm in to plant one on her#athena x odysseus x penelope#< ig?? whats the ship name#to anyone who sees this vision. join me.#odyath#penath#odypenath#my fic
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"I seldom cahoot"
babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped
#he is so unserious I love him#I love one (1) uncle#h name gods are the only chill ones so far I guess#(hades and hephaestus if that was not clear)#and like we already know we're fuckin with hestia so#okay wait hera's a bitch actually I take that back#and hermes is on thin ice with me#anyways the point is that Hades and Hephaestus are the only valid gods so far#I'm softening on poseidon as we speak#percy jackson#percy jackson series#pjo#pjo spoilers#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson spoilers#hades#jay duplass
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Hades: [trying to feel the baby kick] Hera: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Zeus: It's hard for the little one to perform under pressure. Demeter: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night! Hades: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Poseidon: Top 10 things Hera said on her wedding night. Hera: [starts laughing] Zeus: Stop laughing at it, Hera :( Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hestia: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night!!
#zeus is one of those guys who likes making fun of others but hates when people do the same to him hee hee#hee hee haa haa#hera#hades#zeus#demeter#poseidon#hestia#zeus x hera#hera x zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology#s: how i met your mother (tv series)#queuetzalcoatl
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Zeus: What are you talking about? I'm a very trusting person! I trust all of you.
Zeus: Except Poseidon.
Poseidon: That's fair.
Zeus: And Hestia a little bit.
Hestia: What??
Zeus: You're too nice, it feels fake. Like you're lulling me into a false sense of security so you can steal my organs later.
Hestia: Wha- I don't want your organs!
Zeus: That's exactly what someone who wants to steal my organs while I sleep would say.
Zeus: Hades. You can hide in shadows and you're always talking to people who aren't there.
Hades: Those people are ghosts. Ghosts who have helped us.
Zeus: Right, but how can I be sure that you're not using them to plot against me?
Hades: Why would I plot against you?
Zeus: I don't fucking know! But you could be. And that's the important thing to focus on.
Hades: That's not-
Zeus: And Dem! Look, you seem great. But. You know... there's just something there that worries me.
Demeter: And that is?
Zeus: Don't know! But it's there.
Zeus: So really I trust all of you, but not that much, save for Hera. Except, obviously, when I don't trust her. But it's mostly I do. Usually. Sometimes.
Zeus: Once.
Hera: Are you fucking kidding me?
Zeus: No, I've definitely trusted you one time. Sort of. A little bit. It was very difficult.
Hera: You have a problem and you need help.
Zeus: That's exactly what someone who wants me to fail would say.
#zeus#poseidon#hestia#hades#demeter#hera#all of them grabbing him by his shoulders and yelling WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE YOU PARANOID LITTLE SHIT#and he's just like look i know that and you know that but also you're plotting against me#they come up with a plan of attack for the day and then he has like forty secret backup plans just in case they betray him#happy talks greek mythos
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An underrated Kronides dynamic we don't often talk about is Hestia & Poseidon, or more rather Poseidon's one-sided proposal towards her:
Homeric Hymn 5 to Aphrodite 18 ff (trans. Evelyn-White) (Greek epic C7th - 4th B.C.) :
"Nor yet does the pure maiden Histia (Hestia) love Aphrodite's works. She was the first-born child of wily Kronos (Cronus) and youngest too, by will of Zeus who holds the aigis,--a queenly maid whom both Poseidon and Apollon sought to wed. But she was wholly unwilling, nay, stubbornly refused; and touching the head of father Zeus who holds the aigis, she, that fair goddess, sware a great oath which has in truth been fulfilled, that she would be a maiden all her days. So Zeus the Father gave her a high honour instead of marriage, and she has her place in the midst of the house and has the richest portion. In all the temples of the gods she has a share of honour, and among all mortal men she is chief of the goddesses. Of these three Aphrodite cannot bend or ensnare the hearts."
First of all good move on Zeus to respect his elder sister's wishes (regardless of the type of ruler you see him as he was very fair in this situation), second it's interesting seeing the word sought, like it was a stubborn request on Poseidon's (and Apollo's) part up until Zeus gave his verdict. Also interesting is the supposed timing of these proposals, considering Apollo is his fellow rival it implies Apollo was an adult/old enough to seek Hestia out. If they sought Hestia at the same time, does that mean that a.) Poseidon wasn't married to Amphitrite yet? (In one way that's logically impossible if Triton's daughter Pallas is Athena's childhood friend, which implies Amphitrite and Poseidon married early enough to have Triton to be old enough to have Pallas) Or b.) that he was already married but would be willing to divorce Amphitrite if Hestia had said yes?
I like to think that Apollo and Poseidon's proposals happened in different time periods, Poseidon during or after the Titanomachy (in which Hestia just said no/would think about it and just never responded) and during Apollo's proposal is when Hestia asks Zeus to let her be a virgin goddess. (It just seems weird to me if a Poseidon- especially a married Poseidon- would just seek Hestia's hand out of the blue with no hint of intentions before, unless he specifically did that to compete with Apollo though that seems unlikely.)
It leaves me just asking why Poseidon wanted to marry Hestia. I personally think he wanted to marry her because he had a crush on her (the same way a kid would have a crush on an older girl in movies) and that he was a littleee bit jealous that Zeus and Hera were lovers/married and wanted a sister-wife for himself (which yes, incest is ew but this is greek mythology we HAVE to abandon the "incest is bad" metric when it comes to gods. Most of the gods during the Titan era married their sibling/cousin so Poseidon may have had a similar mindset).
Also kinda interesting that Poseidon loved Hestia and Demeter and was able to respect Hestia's wishes but not Demeter's. Smh bro.
#i dont wanna think that if zeus didnt declare hestia a virgin goddess that poseidon would have. ill intentions#lets just think he would NOT#bc a) no text supports that#b) bc he could (should) get HOUNDED like the gods did with priapus#and c.) poseidon's rape of demeter was a calculated move during demeter's grief#ntm demeter's non virgin status playing a factor in defending himself BUT I DIGRESS#greek mythology#poseidon#hestia#apollo#demeter#zeus#tagging some other gods as well ig#hades#hera#athena#artemis#hermes#dionysus#hephaestus#ares#amphitrite#rhea#persephone
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Buckle Up People
I'm gonna make fanfics and one shots for Blood of Zeus
#blood of zeus hera x reader#blood of zeus persephone#blood of zeus x reader#ares#hades#heron#alexia#apollo#zeus#hermes#hestia❤️#athena#artemis#posideon#why am i like this#whyamifuckinggay?
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Poseidon: Why is my towel still damp? Zeus: Because it's not your towel, it is my towel dude. Poseidon: No, it's not your towel, your towel is the white one. Zeus *chuckling*: I'll tell you this pal I've never used that, I do use the red one every single day. Poseidon *throws the towel down*: UgH. Hestia *picks up the white towel*: This towel is so warm and fluffy, it's like it's been in the sun forever. Demeter: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel. Hades*chuckling*: Intimate. Hera*about to throw up because she's been close to the junk in question* Poseidon: ArE yOu OuT oF yOuR mInD! Zeus: What do you mean am I- *Hestia consoles Hera* *while Hades and Demeter take pictures* Poseidon: How do you think this is your towel! Do you even wash it. Zeus: No I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. Who the hell washes a towel? Hera*with tears in her eyes*: Babe you never wash the? Zeus: Wait you wash your towel? Poseidon*now paler*: You Never wash the towel. Zeus: What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next! Wash a bar a soap?! You gotta think there mate. Poseidon: I'm furious right now. Zeus: I get out of the damn shower and I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel. Hades: Wait, have you been wearing my underpants? Zeus: Sometimes... Yeah. Hera*pukes*: That's my twin, ZEUSS!
#incorrect greek gods#greek myths#greek incorrect quotes#greek gods#greek mythology#ancient greece#ancient greek#zeus#hera#poseidon#hades#demeter#hestia#the original six#the original six domestic problems#just a silly quote like the others not talking historically
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Hera: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Hestia: You don't say. Hera: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it? Hades: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder. Hestia: ...So you think they should change the name? Hera: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"? Demeter: "Unintentional snuff-out"? Poseidon: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"? Zeus: I support this.
#hera's silly like that#sibling bonding#hera#demeter#hestia#hades#zeus#poseidon#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek quotes
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i despise and detest how mental health / trauma is treated in lo and more specifically how it only becomes trauma in relation to hp
hades claiming zeus “wasn’t scarred” by kronos and apollo making a quip that zeus was the “least damaged from the war”
demeter not only being abused by every man she’s familiar with but also being gaslit / disrespected to such extent she can’t even approach her sisters for help
thanatos apologizing to his abuser
minthe getting ripped apart for being the victim of a groomer and rightfully pointing out she’s not okay with being cheated on
hera’s trauma with kronos only being brought up as a kind of comparison / segue into persephone’s
artemis’ very clear grief at being lied to by her family and finding out her brother is a rapist
literally NONE of these get addressed as trauma in the narrative and if they do it’s ALWAYS as either blaming them for their own grief or turning it into another hades and persephone love fest
#anti lo#anti lore olympus#also u know what since im on my soapbox#disregarding the fact that zeus got fucking impaled by kronos so there u go hades a brother scar#and the clear terror and trauma of what that war did psychologically to zeus#the entire comic relies on the premise that certain traumas are “worse” than others#but ONLY if it relates to hades or persephone#posideon also being swallowed gets handwaved away#hestia hera and demeter watching their mother die is dismissed#demeter and hestia seeing their sister ripped in half? nada#but don’t worry we get HADES’ reaction to it#like it’s just so one sided lmao im tired
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How would Dame feels about a MC that feels bad for hephaestus and thinks that he deserves better?
Ares: "Like... The guy was abused and forgotten by his family. Nobody loved him and he helped us all through so much. We should say sorr-"
Dame: "Get out of my bed, I need to rethink my life choices."
#But really i just cant say much about the other gods but I do looooove these questions even if I can't answer them in seriousness#But for most major gods the topic of their histories will be discussed in some fashion so dont worry#so like hades persephone hera hephaestus#even Hestia whos honestly my favorite character in this IF even out of the ROs#Though i wont say anything rn#thanks for the ask!#god syndicate
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Hades: *on top of a building* I’m going to jump!
Zeus/Poseidon/Hestia: *collectively* NOO!
Demeter/Hera: Do a flip!
Dedicated to: @0lympian-c0uncil, cuz of that one post relating to The Office
#Demeter is still upset at him#Hera just felt like it#greek gods#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek mythology quotes#the big 6#greek olympians#hades#demeter#hera#zues#poseidon#hestia#source: futurama
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The Greek Mythos Project
Hello everybody, my name is Camila and I am the creator of The Greek Mythos Project. My pronouns are They/Them and I can otherwise be found on Tumblr as @ixhkor-and-ambrosxa. Any and all questions can either be directed here or there and I'd be happy to help any of you :).
So... What Is This Project And Blog About? Well, it's about The Greek Mythos Project. The Greek Mythos Project is a new thing I've created here on Tumblr in order to showcase smaller artists waiting to get out there, feel like their audience is too niche, and to ultimately learn more about Greek Mythology. It originally stemmed from a smaller, more personal project where I intended to 'rewrite' all of mythology in order to learn more about it and to generally get back into writing, but as I thought more about the specifics, I realized how time consuming and burnt-out I would be. That thought lead to another and another... and then I was like: what if I release this idea into the world and allow others to participate in it? Then I'd still be able to learn more about all of it, but I could also meet new writers and see more writing styles. So, here we are, with a blog & all.
What Is The Project's Main Goal? The ultimate main goal of this project is to showcase others' work. I myself--as a writer of lesser-known characters--know how hard it is to get that niche audience or even gain the courage to let loose those 'weird' headcanons so I wanted to provide an easy way to get that. I want to know those niche writers and characters and 'weird' headcanons--one of my general hyperfixations is worldbuilding! So, even if nobody else wants to read it, I want to. I want to know, I want to learn, and I want to be. So, the ultimate goal is getting out there, but there are some lesser and more personal goals such as networking, learning to work with wider and more diverse audiences (knowledge, headcanons, and otherwise), and having something bigger than myself to work on so I don't end up spiraling. It lets me know, as someone who struggles with mental health, that there's always going to be something to fall back on, such as this project :).
What Is This Project Exactly? The Greek Mythos Project will hopefully be a long AO3/Wattpad fic made up of the POVs and Stories of various characters in Greek Mythology. The end project will hopefully be arranged in chronological order and include as many stories and versions of the stories as they can. The possibilities and submissions can be endless but the only restriction this project asks for is that it keeps to one POV only. I ask this because this is the vision I am hoping to pursue but there will be a companion-fic set that you can submit to if you want a Multiple POV submission. Each chapter that we post will include your socials, how to find you, how to find your other works, the submission-fic notes, personal notes on the fic, and anything else you or we decide is best to put. Of course, you can opt out of any and all of this and I can just put anonymous <3. This project is essentially a mass Character Study/Introspection, if you'd like it in more simple and fandom-based terms :).
What Are The Project's Requirements? Other than having only one POV... there aren't really any. Of course, there's a level of trust and respect required on both sides once we all start working with each other, but that's just the basics. The word count can be anything, Spicy & More Graphic scenes can be taken once we have a coordinator for that and/or get further into it, and hopefully we'll have editors and beta-ers if you, as a writer, want or require them. If anything, I can help edit and work with you. This is a pretty formless job; it can be writing, it can be art, it can be mood boards, it can be collabs. As long as everything's communicated effectively, nothing should be a problem.
How Do I Submit? Currently, the best way to submit things is through the Ask Box on this page. I'll also be opening up the submissions tab/thing but I have zero experience on my part with it so the safest bet's through the ask box. Same thing with private posts, they don't always work so, when in doubt, go to the ask box :). Feel free, whenever you submit via the ask box, to put a little line at the bottom or top with your information, any notes, etc for me to put in when I eventually post this. Also, please check in on this blog every once in a while in case we need to ask to clarify something <3.
Can I Participate Even Without Socials? Yes, you absolutely can! Our ask box will always have an anonymous option and even if you have something or another and just want this to be separate, feel free to tell us you want to be anonymous! I and those who I may be working with will completely get and respect your privacy! /pos /gen
What Is The Project's Deadline? As of now, there isn't one. This project is supposed to be long term, which means it should still be going five or so years from now (depending on how the world's going at that time, at least) and so there is no deadline going on for the submissions-end. On my end, I plan to start picking it up and publishing around Late-August or July because I hope by that point, we'll have some submissions or at least be working a lot more on this as it picks up and also I know this month is really stressful for a lot of people with final projects, exams, etc and getting ready for Summer so hopefully that'll be a decent amount of time to really get things going.
Can I Help Out? Yes, you absolutely may! I'd love some editors to help back me up on things, beta-ers, Spicy-Scene coordinators (because that's just not my editing cup of tea) and other people that's going to be crucial to bringing this to light. Again, this project is based on community and I love people so feel free to reach out so we can work together to see what's the right fit, aka schedules, genres, etc! I might even create a discord server if we get large enough!
Any Other Comments? Feel free to ask questions. This and my main account are always free to pop in if you'd like, just know that it might take me a while to get back to you... it's a bad habit :(. Also, fandom-based characters and chapters are completely on the table! I personally find it much easier to write in a fandom-based setting so if that's your jam, feel free and make sure to tell us where you're comin' from so we showcase it! At some point, too, I'd love to make a little 'spreadsheet' thing on here to show who's working on who to maybe get people out of their shell or introduce others or maybe even collab on stuff!
Anyway, I think that should all be it :). Feel free to ask questions, interact with us, or even share the #The Greek Mythos Project on other platforms if you'd like or with friends! Also keep up with us on the same tag for updates, questions, or even maybe prompts/challenges if ya'll would like :). See you at some point and have fun!
Edit: Below Are Little Clarification Posts Along With Updates & Stuff That Seem Important <3
The Greek Mythos Project: What We Accept Within Submissions [7/28/24 - Updated Post]
The Greek Mythos Project: The Submission Process
The Greek Mythos Project: Meet Our (Currently Small) Team!
#The Greek Mythos Project#greek mythology#greek mythology tumblr#writers on tumblr#zeus#poseidon#hades#hera#demeter#hestia#dionysus#hermes#apollo#artemis#aphrodite#ares#hephaestus#amphitrite#persephone#kronos#sorry for being annoying like that I just want to get it out there :)#character introspection#character studies#art#writing#hope this takes off!
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Hera's reaction after meeting Thanatos.
Hera: When you sent Ares to our brother in Underworld, me and Zeus thought it was your polite way to kick him off Olympus for a while. NOT A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO FIND HIM A FRIEND THERE. Hestia: ... Did it work out? Hera: YES. And I don’t know should I scream at Hades or hug him! Hestia. Hug. Definitely hug!
Other “Greek Mythology” arts:
Hera meets Thanatos, the New Friend of Ares
A daily life of Hebe + bonus
Kid Eileithyia, kid Ares and very concerned Zeus & Hera
Athena & Aphrodite (on battlefield)
Ares and his sons: Deimos & Phobos
The Gods of War: Ares & Athena
Persephone’s reminder for Ares & Athena
#greek mythology#greek gods#hestia#ares#hera#i'm here for hestia & hades friendship as i'm for hades & ares#hera is glad ares finally has a friends but she is not sure about hades and hestia unleashing the horror on mortals#the horror is of course ares and his best buddies like death and brutal death and strife (and later fear and terror added to the mix) XD
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Thoughts about the male gods of the six eldest in my WIP-
Hades looks like a mix of Kronos and Rhea, with his mother's dark hair and his father's golden eyes. His eyes are much more lively than his father's eyes though, and are a touch gentler. His children mostly inherit the golden eyes that resemble the gold he owns.
Poseidon looks like Rhea, with inky dark hair and deep blue eyes. His eyes have changed over the years to be more sea green. His children all resemble him, excluding Triton who resembles Amphitrite, but he doesn't mind that much. Someone had to get her lovely features.
Zeus looks like Kronos, with blonde hair and golden eyes. He changed his eyes to be sky blue to look like his mother and to honor his position. He's fiercely jealous and insecure over his features, to the point that his children look more like Poseidon or Hades then they do him.
#Hestia also looks like Kronos#Hera resembles Rhea the most#Demeter got Kronos' hair and Rhea's eyes#Greek myth#Greek mythology#Greek myth wip#WIP#character
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