#Like 💀

[machiavelli]

we play with those dead men like they’re barbies

[antiendovents]

Wouldn't hate endo systems as much if they stopped trying to get themselves to be accepted and treated the same way as TRAUMA SURVIVORS and invade our spaces etc when we say that we don't want non traumatized people in safe spaces for traumatized people 😭

literally. Why are you demanding that trauma survivors treat you like one of them even though you claim to have no trauma. Like dude fuck off.

[butchladymaria]

can you imagine if people drew bloodborne men the same way some draw lady maria

[peter-weir]

it’s really fucked how I, a childless full-time working adult on a fairly average wage cannot afford to buy a house or even an apartment in the city i was born (sydney australia). it’s fucked that a house in sydney today costs around 14 times my annual wage, when in 1995 (one year after I was born) the average house price was around 6 times the median annual wage. it’s fucked how i’d only be able to afford to buy a place if I shared finances with another full-time working adult (which i don’t), and that this is probably going to be a huge issue when I get towards ‘retirement age’ because the government basically doesn’t give a shit about you if you’re not a landlord with a nuclear family

[zehecatl]

"Vox doesn't care about Alastor, he just wanna kill him" he literally gets hard when Adam beats Alastor up he wants to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

You think my ex girlfiend wasn't that bad? Well, just fyi her ex girlfriend (the girl she left me for and cheated on me with) came to me and apologised on my ex's behalf.

[ghoulishtomato]

Tilly's first night with the tablet when all the exhibits in the British Museum start asking why they're in Britain and not their country of origin

[markdelonge]

i got a dm

how do we feel about this

[floq]

i forgot i always carry a pocket knife with me in my bag and i just had to endure some very awkward moments at airport security

[themiscellaneousgirl]

The absolute gag of when buck is in frame complaining and you go oh here we go with Bucktommy and then EDDIE appears I never laughed so hard thank you so much Tim

[buttmunchmomma]

How the hell am I gonna teach the boys probably grammar with errors like this 💀

[jgrills]

I like how my writing can be the most wholesome one-shot

and the songs Playboi carti 💀☠💀

[recapitulation]

there are some goats hired to "mow" the lawn near the building I work in and everyone is obsessed w them. anytime someone's acting a little crabby it's like "hmm... looks like someone needs to go look at the goats 🐐"

[hammy-fan]

insane how chronically online people get angry at online friend groups for not being diverse enough

[quinnfebrey]

did taylor dock tree’s pay or something cuz this has gotta be the worst pr move she’s ever done

[saintsgrrl]

'minors dni' and it's literally abt a minor.