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[mayonnaise-is-a-drink]

Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–

MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring's first blossom, of Summer's passionate heat, grace of Fall's parting, sweet as a cozy Winter's treat. With your permisson–

Asmo: O-oh my–

MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.

Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!

[obeymeshallwedateaddict]

Can I request some headcaons for the brothers nagging MC yo set up a meeting with their and MC just being like “Okay…but my family isn’t your average traditional family so heads up 🤷‍♀️.” And when they finally do realize MC and their mom are exactly the same. Even down to the point where their mother has her own little harem going on. If this is too weird for you then you don’t have to do it lol. 🫶

I have one thing to say..

Do we love weird? YES

Do we want weird? YES

Do we get weird? YES, OF COURSE >;D

Summary: The brother's reactions to MC and their mother being so similar to the point where both of them have their own male harems.

GN!MC

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The apple doesn't fall far away from the tree

It was a regular day in a not so normal Devildom. You were sitting at the dining table with the seven brothers eating breakfast. You were too focused on your food to look at the others.

Mammon: Yo MC! We've been thinkin'.. what's your family like?

The question caught you off guard and you shot the second-born an "Are you serious?" look before shaking your head.

MC: A family. Haven't you seen a family?

You got back at your food.

Asmo: Could we peerrhaaps meet them?

MC: No.

A few hours later you are in the hallway at RAD, leaning against a wall, wondering what your next class was. Suddenly though the twins show up with smirks on their faces.

Belphie: MC? Whatcha up to?

MC: Doeeessss it concern you?

Beel: Yes.

You shake your head before sighing.

MC: Do you know what my next class is? I forgot.

Belphie: we'll tell you if you let us meet your family.

Oh come onnnnn!!! Couldn't you be more oRiGiNaL?! You roll your eyes and push your body away from the wall.

MC: Y'know... I suddenly remembered what my next class was. I'll see you around, boys!

After school you are walking home with Satan. A regular walk? Perhaps not.

Satan: MC? You know.. we do want to meet your family.

MC: Not happening.

You smile at Satan dramatically and continue walking in silence.

At midnight. You were in Levi's room to play games. Though the thing was.. Levi chose a family simulator game? Why?

Levi: I thought we could play something else today.

MC: Sure I don't mind. Though why a family simulator?

Levi: B'cuz.. eh.. I want to meet your family? So I'm trying to simulate it?

MC: Levi you don't make sense. Plus I'm tired. Let's play tomorrow.

You leave the room with the biggest frown on your face.

The next morning at The House of Lamentation! It's nice. It's peaceful. Breakfast is tasty. Until a certain Father figure, I mean... oldest brother decides to open his mouth.

Lucifer: MC, we've decided. We want to meet your family.

MC: Stop nagging and leave me alone. This has been going for too long.

Lucifer: I wasn't asking, MC. This is a demand.

You look over at Lucifer with the most idiotic, dumbest face you could pull up. Really? You too?

MC: Okay. Buuuttt.. my family ain't your regular family.. sooo heads up, guys. I'll call them tomorrow. You better be ready for this.

Mammon: Eh? Why?

Asmo: Hmm.~

(Lucifer staring into your soul)

The next day. The seven brothers are lined up in the hall wearing a bit more formal-ish clothes rather than their regular ones. Confident about meeting your family. Soon enough Lucifer teleports you to the human world right in front of your house. You walk up to the door and violently pull it open.

MC: MOOOMMMMM MY HAREM'S 'ERE. COME MEET EM!!!!

You can practically feel a few of the demons gazes burn a hole through your back but... Do you care?

Your mother came out looking similar to you. Too similar.

Mammon: MC that your twin or somethin'?

MC: Eh twin? I ain't got a twin. This is my mother, guys!

You turn to your mom.

MC: Mom, those men are my boyfriends and part of my harem.

Father and son AKA Lucifer and Satan don't particularly like the word 'harem' apparently.

Lucifer: MC..

Satan: MC...

Mother: Oh my gosh, sweetheart! Like mother like daughter!

She wraps her arms tightly around you.

Mammon, Satan, Belphie: Wait what?

Mother: MC they are so handsome! I'm so proud of you, honey! Personally though I like that one the most. (She points at Lucifer who IMMEDIATELY how do I highlight this more? gets all smug about it.) What's his name?

MC: *turning to look over at where her mom's finger is pointing and nod*

Oh, that one? Ah yes. That's Lucifer, mom. He's nice.

Lucifer: Just nice? And what do you mean "that one" don't you have more respect?

Satan: Yeah it's too kind for you. You are awful. AND you deserve NO respect.

Belphie: Totally agree.

Mammon: Couldn't you choose a better one rather than that asshole? (I don't feel like Mammon's gonna make it)

Lucifer: MAAAMMMOOOONNNN?? (R.I.P Mammon. We loved you.)

Mammon: EEEEEK!!!

Completely innocent Beel looks over at you completely ignoring the banter between Lucifer and his three biggest headaches.

Beel: MC what did your mother mean by 'like mother like daughter'

You look over at the sixth-born and smile.

MC: oh right. Forgot to mention. She also has a harem! Of seven as well I think? *You look over at your mother, waiting for confirmation.

Mother: *Nods head.*

All brothers: WHAT?

Asmo: Can I meet them~

Belphie: Asmo, stop being perverted for a second.

Levi: For real. This is serious.

(Mammon being confused along with our cinnamon roll Beel)

(Lucifer staring dead into your eyes)

(Satan being ready to throw a tantrum)

MC: They have cats. Each of them. A few at that.

(Satan is suddenly very interested and happy.)

Mother: They are such great cooks. Each of them!

Beel: WHERE?

(Belphie putting a hand over Beel's mouth.)

MC: They are rich.

Mammon: Y'know... I suddenly don't mind the fact that you called us your harem and stuff.. could I meet 'em?

(Lucifer angrily steps on Mammon's foot. Repeatedly.)

Mammon: AUGHHHHHHH LUCIFER STOP STEPPING ON MY FREAKIN' FOOT. I DON'T WANNA MEET 'EM ANYMORE!

Lucifer smiles gently. Perhaps more sadistically. (But he sure ain't gentle right now) at your mother before turning to you with a loving gaze (He certainly doesn't want to punish you. Noooo~)

Lucifer: MC we are going home. We are happy that we got to meet your family. We are leaving.

The eldest grabs your hand and before you could say goodbye to your mother you find yourself in The House of Lamentation's entrance hall once again. Let's just say it was a fun night. Lucifer punished~ you. (We know what he did. Right?) Saying he is the only one for you. (Likewise :] ) The rest of the brothers barely talk to you during the rest of the week. Don't worry though. Soon enough all of them remind you that you belong to each of them alone. (As if) And soon enough stuff is left and forgotten.

Everything ends well when everything's well.. right? <3

[lost-in-lamentation]

human world headcanons

a/n: i just know half of the brothers would break into the human world under the excuse of seeing their favourite human, only to be distracted 9 seconds later. and so; human world shenanigans.

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lucifer.

here's one that doesn't stray from his goal.

lucifer heads straight to your house (without warning).

but he forgets that you have work today; he also does not have the key to your front door.

your neighbours start to wonder if the strange man who has been sitting on your doorstep is lost.

one kind-hearted neighbour sends you a picture of the lonely demon on your porch, along with the message "he's been there for hours."

a fit of laughter and a 20 minute drive later, you embrace lucifer tightly.

"sorry, sorry," you manage to giggle out as he tries to scold you for not having your d.d.d. on you.

lucifer finally relents the harsh glare when you tell him you'll cook a special dinner for him.

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mammon.

he's distracted in all the right ways.

first, he grabs you a drink from your favourite human world café.

mammon will then head to the grocery store and look for your favourite snacks.

he's so focused on the task at hand that he doesn't notice you side eyeing him from two feet away.

when he finally does notice, he turns on his heel and ducks his head, trying to escape your gaze.

it's too late now, though; you've already got a hand on the edge of his jacket, yanking him towards you.

"mammon. does anyone know you're up here?"

"... you do."

"not good enough!"

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leviathan.

see, he really wishes he could be distracted.

after all, the human world has so many anime and manga goods stores that he wants to visit.

but being the shut-in he is, he'd rather wait inside your house until you have time to go out.

unlike a certain brother, he remembers the key to your door (mainly because he doesn't want to be stuck waiting outside).

he does also shoot you a quick text before he enters, just in case you're inside and he freaks you out, or in case you're out of the house.

you enjoy having levi over; he doesn't drag you back outside as soon as you've got one foot through the doorway.

but perhaps the real problem is getting him back out.

because, why leave when he can game without his brothers interrupting his boss level speed run?

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satan.

oh lawd he's NOT coming.

he saw a cat on the road; as far as you know, he's gone forever.

satan only stops when he sees a street library box, curiosity getting the better of him.

it's maybe a few hours later that he remembers to text you of his arrival in your realm.

you call him almost immediately, asking where he is, only for the blonde to respond "i'm not quite sure myself. i followed a cat here."

your eyebrow twitches, and you almost want to give satan a taste of his own wrathful medicine.

"if it helps, the cat was a tortoiseshell."

"how is that supposed to help?!"

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asmodeus.

luck is on his side today, as his walk to your place takes him right past the shopping district.

it may have also taken him inside a few stores.

meanwhile, you lounge around at home, blissfully unaware.

that is, until lucifer calls you with much urgency in his voice, saying "MC, please tell me asmodeus is with you."

your neighbours can hear you screaming from the inside of your car as you pull out of your driveway.

a part of you is grateful that it's asmodeus at the mall; although he spends, he's not quite as bad as his older brother.

when you finally find the demon in the shopping center, you grab hold of his scarf, dragging him and his bags towards your car.

"MC, wait! i haven't bought a good lip tint for you yet!"

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beelzebub.

unlike most of his brothers, beel makes it his priority to call you first thing upon arrival.

his second priority is to find the shop where that delicious smell is coming from.

"beel, do NOT move from where you are, or i swear i will call lucifer and have him drag you back to hell himself."

you're glad the shopping and food square is walking (sprinting) distance from your place.

in your panicked rush, you leave your front door wide open, leaving your neighbours to wonder what you're up to this time.

it's a good thing the avatar of gluttony is so tall; you find his orange head standing close to the decorative water fountain in the middle of the square.

"oh, MC. you must be hungry after running like that."

you can only plant your hands on your knees while catching your breath, and beel waits patiently for your approval to go grab a snack.

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belphegor.

does not call or text you when he heads up to the human world.

you're most likely to come home to him already knocked out cold on your couch.

belphie is a quiet sleeper, so it takes you a few minutes to actually realize that he's there.

when you do realize that he's there, you unwillingly release a yelp, waking up the sloth demon.

belphie's expression shifts from a glare to a smile when he remembers he's in your house and not the house of lamentation.

"welcome home," he mumbles sleepily, stretching his limbs out one by one.

"belphie, how many times do i have to tell you to text me before you come over?"

he shrugs in response, instead dragging you onto the couch for a well deserved nap with him.

a/n: praying that my demon bro bias does not glare anyone in the face with these headcanons. i'm soft for all of them, i swear.

[jazeswhbvault]

Glad to see you open request again cuz I've just came up with a fun and silly idea :)

So you know the MC in WHB is originally Korean right? That makes me wonder how the kings (+ any characters you like) would react to MC asks them for a trip to Earth with them so they can go to her/his favorite K-Pop idols' concerts together. I think some of them would love to share the fun and even enjoy the chaotic atmosphere 😄

Hope you accept my request. Have a great day! 🫶🏻

Hi anon! I know it's been a while since I've been over here on this blog, but it's bittersweet to be over here. And oo there was an ATEEZ tour just recently I think? A couple moots of mine went and they had a lot of fun so this should be cute to talk about with the bois.

Kings

Satan's always wanted to go to a concert, there are a couple on Gehenna but they don't always last so long before everyone gets too drunk/rowdy to continue. When MC invites him to the local K-pop concert that's in town he accepts. Thankfully, everyone is dressed up so he doesn't have to really change how he looks and everyone thinks the horns are just cosplay. MC picked good seats, and the concert starts and the crowd starts going wild. Satan watches, intrigued by the band's uniformed movements and outfits and a how the girls in the crowd scream every time there's a bit of fan service. There was a point....where he has an idea to go up on stage and join in, but yeah not happening when MC grabs him by the collar and forces him to stay put.

Well....going to a K-pop concert with Mammon is truly the VIP experience. He has his own boy group in Tartaros so he's familiar. He claims that's where humans got the idea from anyway. He buys out an entire section of the venue for him and MC and any friends they want to bring. it's a good thing he did buy out the section and it's balcony seating because no one would be able to see over him otherwise. Drinks, snacks, MC has it all. Mammon doesn't react much but he's happy to see that his Master is having so much he doesn't really care if he feels the music is a bit of a "copy" to his group.

If there's a local tour happening, Beelzebub is the devil to ask to travel to every single one with MC. He has no issues booking hotels, no flights because he can just "poof" them there, and it doesn't matter what seats they get at the venue because he's not going to stay in the section anyway. It's odd how no one seems to challenge him when he pulls MC through the crowd to get to the front, or somehow the two end up backstage and no one questions it. Perhaps that's just Beel's magic. But also he finds it intriguing to just travel, listen to good human music and have fun with his favorite human.

At first, asking Leviathan was like pulling teeth. Why would he want to go watch a bunch of humans that MC possibly finds attractive dance and sing across a stage and listen to a bunch of screaming from others who also found these humans attractive. They possibly can't be that entertaining. He ends up going anyway, but it doesn't go quite as what MC thought. Not only did they have to leave the venue due to the chaos that was caused by Levi arriving, but the K-pop group performing literally tried to recruit him and the manager was chasing them down for a few blocks. Let's just say, that Levi's jealous energy leaked onto everyone, and the fans literally began to fight each other and some tried to claw towards Levi thinking he was part of the group. He was amused, MC...was not lol

Lucifer isn't the one for crowds. If he does go to a concert with MC, he requests that they get the seats furthest away from people. Also because he can't exactly hide his bloodied wings that well, sitting in front of someone would a bit grisly. MC picks the best seats where they won't be disturbed even if they have to pay more to get them. But once the concert starts he seems a bit uncomfortable, so MC tries their best to get him to enjoy it with them the best they can. Eventually he does smile and says he enjoyed spending time with them, but it's best that he does it at home next go around.

Belphegor didn't even show up. He rolled the dice, it came up as an odd number so he laid back down in bed and said "better luck next time." Beleth didn't see a smoking section at the venue so he declined respectfully. Gusion isn't really the one for it, and Bathin is missing. Oddly, it's Agares that agrees to accompany MC. He finds the K-pop idols interesting, while he's peeling an orange and enjoying some fine liquor from the bar. It's a very different experience going with this devil, but hey it beats having paid for two tickets and going alone! Plus, a lot of compliments were thrown MC's way saying that Agares looks like a sexy sugar daddy. He also seems to appreciate the compliments, although MC had to explain to him exactly what the phrase means.

Nobles

Paimon and Eligos bother MC to go as a group. These two are already planning outfits, Eligos has eaten and packed snacks to sneak inside. Paimon is best sassing any rude fans that push MC or say something weird about their outfit. Eligos brought cash so he's of course paying for most of the merch, drinks, everything. Best seats, meet and greet, tons of photos. MC pretty much had a blast from the beginning of planning the trip all the way until coming back to Hell again.

Belial is another devil to accompany MC to a concert. I mean it's his entire thing to do this stuff. He leaves Jjyu with Ppyong so there isn't someone yelling out insults the entire time, and he wears his best outfit and brings glow sticks to cheer since he can't use his voice to show appreciation. The music has Belial in a trance, and he's even dancing and smiling. MC is having just as much fun and it's nothing but good vibes with Belial even if he can't vocally express his excitement.

Did I mention? That Amon would be a perfect devil to ask to go with to a concert? He already dresses the part, he's got the cool laid back energy, and he's totally boyfriend coded when he links arms/holds hands with MC if he feels someone is trying to hit on him while they're standing in line or defends them if someone is trying to skip the line. Now, when it comes to music, Amon may be a bit picky, but he's spending time with MC. To him this is the most fun he's had while not dealing with the day to day mess of Avisos. He gets to unwind and be himself for once. Plus he found a cute keychain he bought for Beel as a gift.

[nick-writes-stuff]

Coming Home (Beel x gn!reader)

!!warnings!!: disordered eating (restricting) is discussed a fair amount since it's Beel!, use of MC, passing mention of talking with a mouth full (not in depth at all)

a/n: PART TWO IS HERE! I know I mentioned Mammon in the first part but my brain had an idea for Beel that I just had to jump on. I'm also happy to say that I now have an idea for Levi, Barbatos, and Diavolo as well as Lucifer and Mammon. Belphie and Asmo are just taking me some time to think of.

When you and Solomon had finally figured out how you could return to your original point in time, you were obviously ecstatic. Sure, you were still living with the brothers in the past, but the brothers in your timeline were just inherently different people than they were when they first became demons. You needed to get back to them as soon as you could because you needed them to know you were okay. More importantly to you, you needed to make sure they were okay.

You knew Beel would be distraught over your absence. The two of you had grown so close in your time in the devildom. You had routines of making breakfast, meeting up for lunch in RAD, and going out for dinner every Saturday to Hell's Kitchen. You couldn't imagine how he would have dealt with your absence without tearing up.

You couldn't believe how unfair the universe was to his poor soul. So many important people in his life were ripped away from him. Lillith was killed, Belphie was trapped in the attic, you were killed momentarily, and now you had disappeared without a trace in the middle of the night. It killed you to know that your absence was causing him pain, so once you landed from the portal, you started running to the House of Lamentation as fast as you could.

You didn't know what time it was when you arrived, but as you opened the door to the house, you knew you were interrupting a meal just from the smell wafting from the kitchen. You were happy because not only were you starving, but you knew exactly where Beel would be. You rushed your way into the dining room and scanned the table with utter glee.

While the brothers began to react to your presence, you quickly realized that Beel was not with them. The seat for the sixth-born was left empty, not even with any empty dishes waiting to be filled. You felt your smile fade as you were swarmed by everyone except the youngest, as Belphegor had dozed off at his seat at the table. Where was Beel? Why would he be missing dinner? It even looks like they had made one of his favorites.

You snapped out of your thoughts as Asmo says your name and waves his hand in front of your face. You blinked slightly and met his eyes. You had been so focused on your worries that you hadn't even noticed him talking to you.

"MC, you're okay, right? No injuries to speak of?" Lucifer asked, clearly worried about how you were acting. You felt bad for how you were acting because you knew it would be worrying them, as well as not giving them the joyful reunion they had probably imagined.

You cleared your throat. "Um yeah I'm fine, but where's-"

You were cut off by multiple questions from the other brothers.

Mammon began talking first: "MC how did you get back here?"

"Did you figure out who sent you to the past?" Satan chimed in.

"Does Diavolo know of your return?" Lucifer asked.

You sighed softly before answering in rapid succession: "Solomon made a portal once we broke the curse. No, we didn't. I don't think so." You said, turning to the respective person you were answering.

Lucifer turned on his heel and left without another word, presumably to contact Diavolo and Barbatos. Before Levi could interject to the conversation, you stopped him. "Guys, where's Beel?"

The four older brothers couldn't find their words before a half-alseep Belphegor perked up at his seat. "He's in our room."

"Missing dinner?" You asked. This was clearly a sore subject at the moment.

"Beel hasn't really eaten a meal with us since you vanished." Levi interjected.

"Yeah, he's been more reclusive than Levi, and that's saying something." Mammon joked, lightly elbowing Levi to his embarrassment.

You seemed shocked at the revelation, clearly trying to put the pieces together. Belphie yawned before chiming in: "He hasn't had an appetite since you left. He's barely been eating enough to sustain himself."

You nodded slightly while processing the information. Before you said anything, you hurried off into the kitchen. You opened what you remembered to be the cabinet with the plates to be met with pantry items. Of course they had changed the organization of the kitchen since the time you had been living in. You opened up several cabinets before finding the plates. You came back into the dining room and began dishing food onto the plate.

"Are ya that hungry that you-" Mammon started.

"It's not for me." You looked up as you finished the plate. The brothers seemed confused. You chuckled while grabbing a dinner roll. "He's gonna be hungry once he knows I'm okay." You said with a light smirk before taking the plate up the stairs.

You felt butterflies in your stomach as you approached his door, knowing all of the hardship in the past would be worth it when you saw his face light up. You knocked on the door a few times, rocking on your heels as you waited for him.

After twenty seconds or so, your smile dropped, knocking again with slightly more effort.

"I'm not hungry. Leave me alone." You hear Beel's voice muffled through the door.

You stayed persistent, knocking once again of the wooden door.

"I'm not coming down." He said, louder than before.

You knocked again. You heard rustling as if he was getting up. Soon enough, the door swung open and Beel stood dumbfounded. For a second he thought he was beginning to hallucinate because of the lack of nutrition. He looked you over for a moment without saying anything, almost like he was trying to determine if it was really you.

You gave him a playful smile. "Your brothers told me you might be hungry." You quipped. You held the plate of food up, drawing his attention to it. Once he saw it, you could hear his stomach growl.

He grabbed the plate from you, setting it on his desk and grabbing the roll. He rushed back over to you and threw his arms around you. He stuffed the dinner roll into his mouth before squeezing you tighter. Not enough to hurt you, of course. He was always mindful of his strength, but from the lack of proper nutrition recently, he was definitely weaker than usual.

You reciprocated the hug, taking a deep breath as you tried not to cry. Happy tears of course. You missed him so much. Sure, he was still there in the past, but it wasn't your Beel.

"I missed you so much." You said quietly into his shoulder.

He answered with an unintelligible sound that you quickly realized was likely him answering you with his mouth full. You laughed through your tears before he pulled away from you.

He had finished the roll before speaking again. "Are you okay? When did you get back?"

You nodded. "I'm fine, don't worry. I just got back maybe 10 minutes ago. I ran over as fast as I could." You said as you watched him return to the plate of food you had retrieved for him.

"You know, we were worried sick..." He begins, trailing off as he started eating the fries on the plate.

While you were glad he was finally feeling better and willing to eat, it killed you to know that he had been hurting so much. "I know. I'm sorry." You said with a frown.

Beel sat the empty plate back on the desk. You didn't want to know how he managed to eat it so fast. He turned and looked at you, clearly puzzled. "Why are you sorry?"

You shrugged slightly. "I just feel bad because I know you guys were probably really worried."

He reached over and touched your shoulder lightly. "Hey you didn't choose to get kidnapped and sent back in time right?" He asked.

You seemed confused at his question. "Hell no. Of course not."

He smiled slightly, "Then don't feel bad. It wasn't your fault."

You met his eyes with tears threatening to spill from yours. He pulled you into another hug, and you held onto him tightly.

You stayed like that for a moment until he pulled away. He leaned down and kissed your forehead gently. You then heard his stomach growl once again. You smiled slightly as he seemed to get somewhat embarrassed.

"How would you feel about going to eat at Hell's Kitchen with me?" He asked.

"Your brothers made dinner already though." You said.

He jokingly looked offended. "Wow, you don't want to have some alone time with me?" He said with a smirk.

Your smile fell slightly. "Okay I didn't consider that aspect of the deal. After careful reconsideration, I would be delighted to join you."

He chuckled softly at your phrasing, breaking out into full on laughter as you said "I don't know how well your brothers will appreciate that though."

He seemed to consider it for a moment. "I'm sure it'll be fine." He said. He reached out his hand, and you intertwined your fingers before leaving his room.

[anon-karasu]

The Fourth-Born

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Summary: Asmo isn’t happy with the designations given to the brothers by the Demon King.

Category: Gen

Rating: General Audiences

Language: English

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Additional Tags: first part set just after the Celestial War, second part set in the present, angry Satan, does this count as Asmo being jealous?, Asmo was so understanding… at first, no MC, no beta

AO3

FFN

The Fourth-Born

The six brothers heaved a collective sigh of relief as Satan was finally restrained and bound to a chair with chains.

“Dammit, Satan!” Mammon hissed under his breath as he stretched and rolled his shoulder to ease the pain where the unruly demon had struck him earlier during a fit of rage.

“Be thankful that you didn’t take the full brunt of his hit,” Levi murmured as he cast a sideways glance towards a chest of drawers that had been seemingly cleaved in half.

“The damage is getting a bit extensive,” Lucifer sighed wearily, crossing his arms to give Satan a reproachful stare while the wrathful demon glared straight back at him.

“A bit extensive?” Belphie gave Lucifer an incredulous stare. “That’s putting it lightly! Just this morning he tore everything in the attic to shreds! And now look at the state of the dining room!”

Belphie motioned towards the splintered remains of the wooden dining table, the broken glass from the windows, and the chunks of stone that had been blown away from the walls, all of which were now scattered across the floor as a result of Satan’s most recent rampage.

“And when he’s not on a destructive rampage, he just glares at us or distances himself from us,” Beel shook his head with a frown as he glanced towards Satan who could now be heard muttering curses at his brothers under his breath with a threatening aura.

“We can’t really keep him retrained all the time either,” Levi sighed.

“What else are we s’posed to do?” Mammon asked as he surveyed the wrathful demon. “He’s too dangerous, it’s only a matter of time before he seriously hurts someone.”

“… couldn’t we just open the front door and… you know…” Belphie let his sentence trail off with a sweeping motion of his hands.

“You mean just let him go?” Levi frowned. “Can we even do that?”

“He might be happier if we did,” Beel frowned with a thoughtful hum as he looked back over at Satan, “he must be miserable to be restrained almost all of the time.”

“Wouldn’t someone just bring him back anyway?” Mammon pointed out.

“No one is going to be opening any doors and letting Satan go,” Lucifer shook his head with another sigh, “whether you all like it or not, Satan is our brother and therefore our responsibility.”

“Lucifer’s right.” Asmo finally chimed in with a nod of his head as he offered Satan a warm smile. “Besides, Satan is probably having just as hard a time as we are going in adjusting to life in the Devildom. Maybe even more so seeing as he doesn’t share the same closeness that the rest of us do.”

“Maybe he would if he wasn’t so distant and aggressive,” Belphie muttered under his breath.

“Well, maybe we should try to make things a little easier on him.” Asmo pointed out. “We should be more mindful of how he’s feeling too so that he can see that we’re open to start a meaningful connection with him.”

A brief silence fell over the brothers as they stood around Satan and watched him struggle and writhe against his restraints in a fit of rage.

“… I’m sure that would’ve been more meaningful if Satan had actually listened to you…” Levi broke the silence first.

“Maybe you should try saying it again once he’s calmed down a little, Asmo.” Beel suggested.

“I think the moment has already passed,” Mammon said with a frown.

Asmo heaved a small sigh before he spoke up again, “well regardless of whether he heard what I said or not, I think that after everything that’s happened to us, we should all be glad that we’ve gained a younger brother.”

Lucifer stiffened slightly at Asmo’s words before he slowly turned away from Satan to look at his other brothers.

“About that…” Lucifer paused for a moment before he took a deep breath and spoke again, choosing his words carefully. “The designation given to Satan by the Demon King is as the fourth-born, not the seventh-born.”

Silence fell over the brothers.

Asmo stared at Lucifer in disbelief as the information that Lucifer had just given the brothers slowly sunk in before Asmo finally spoke up again.

“You mean to say that he’s my older brother?” Asmo burst angrily as he pointed towards Satan. “Him?”

Lucifer heaved a sigh as he pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes wearily while he mentally prepared himself for the imminent headache that the conversation would bring, “yes, that is the official designation given to Satan. In order of oldest to youngest, it’s myself, Mammon, Levi, Satan, then you, Beel, and finally Belphie as the youngest brother.”

“But I was here first!” Asmo argued back. “How is that fair? Shouldn’t Satan be the youngest?”

“Asmo.” Lucifer gave Asmo a stern look as he spoke in a warning tone.

“You guys agree with me, right?” Asmo ignored Lucifer’s warning as he turned towards the twins instead.

He then watched as Beel and Belphie shared a glance with each other before they both then shrugged in unison.

“I’m not bothered,” Beel said in an indifferent voice.

“I don’t mind being the youngest,” Belphie mused aloud, “the youngest siblings are typically spoiled by their older brothers anyway, so I can live with that.”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to admit that part out loud,” Levi frowned as he shook his head at Belphie.

“No! We were all here first!” Asmo pouted as he crossed his arms over his chest with an irritable huff and turned his back on his brothers. “It only makes sense that Satan should be the younest!”

“What happened to that ‘I’m glad to have another brother’ attitude you had just a moment ago, huh?” Mammon teased Asmo with a smirk as he ruffled Asmo’s hair while Asmo glowered up at him and pushed his hand away.

“It’s what the Demon King has decided, so there’s no point in arguing over it now.” Lucifer spoke with a tone of finality.

“Actually, Asmo does kind of have a point.” Levi said with a thoughtful hum, earning himself a warning glare from Lucifer. “Why did the Demon King decide to designate Satan as the fourth-born? It doesn’t really make sense.”

Asmo quickly rounded on Lucifer again, “right! Exactly! Levi’s right, it doesn’t make sense! So why did the Demon King choose to make Satan the fourth-born?”

Lucifer stiffened for a moment, bracing himself for another outburst from Asmo before he spoke again.

“Because our age designations have been given to us in ranks of our power.”

Another silence fell over the brothers, broken once again by Asmo.

“Are you kidding me?” Asmo stomped his foot angrily. “How is he stronger than any of us? Beel was the one who restrained him just now! Doesn’t that make Beel the stronger brother? And what about my charm? No one can resist that, not even you, Lucifer!”

“Oh for the love of—” Lucifer shook his head with a weary sigh as he pinched the bridge of his nose again. Lucifer then took on his stern demeanour again. “That’s it. This is the decision made by the Demon King. End of discussion!”

“No!” Asmo protested. “I'm reopening the discussion! Why does this little brat get to outrank any of us after being here for just five minutes?”

“Who are you calling a ‘little brat’?” Satan spoke in a quiet but venomous voice, having finally stopped struggling against his binds to fix Asmo with a furious glare.

“You!” Asmo retorted just as angrily as he rounded on Satan.

Satan struggled against his chains with renewed vigour.

“Let me go! Let me go so I can tear this moron limb from limb!”

“Not unless I tear you limb from limb first! Then we’ll see who outranks who in terms of power!”

Asmo clenched his fists as he lunged forward towards Satan, only to be immediately stopped by Beel who swiftly stepped behind Asmo and linked his arms under Asmo’s to hold the Avatar of Lust firmly in place.

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Satan let out a content hum, settled back against the headboard of his bed and smiled to himself as he turned the page of his book and let his eyes scan over each word with rapt attention.

His focus was only broken by the sound of his bedroom door opening, causing a flicker of annoyance to cross his face before he heard the sound of Amo’s chipper hum.

“Satan~!” Asmo called out as he walked across the room towards the fourth-born. “How much do you love your little brother?”

The pang of annoyance that Satan had felt earlier immediately evaporated as he slowly looked up at Asmo with an arched eyebrow.

“That depends. What are you after?”

Asmo grinned as he replied, “I bought some new outfits and I want to take the most Devilgramable photo, a selfie won’t cut it this time! So I need a certain smart demon to help me get the right angles and right lighting. What do you say, Satan? Will you help me out?”

Satan remained silent for a moment as he surveyed Asmo with a contemplative expression before he finally closed the book in his lap with a small chuckle.

“Sure, I’ll help you, but only because I’m your older brother.”

[y2ashlee]

Barbatos x Female! Reader

A/n: since I’m lazy you guys are dating in this.

The human _______ was very confused at Demonology and next week she had an exam so she was study, well trying to study that is with all the noise in the house it wasn’t helping. Basically, Mammon stole something of Asmo’s and then Asmo found it in Levi’s room and accused him and Mammon stole something from Levi again and then Satan caught him. And Beel was in the kitchen eating while Belphie was laying in the hallway asleep and Lucifer wasn’t home so basically there was no peace and quite in the house and they all came to her so they could get her on their side. “I’m not getting in the middle of this..” she said and grabbed her textbooks and put them in her bag. “Bye.” She said leaving the house and in reality she was just going to sit outside and try to study until Lucifer came home. The brothers continued their loud agreements. She sighed and sat on the front stairs and got out her books. “_____, what are you doing outside?” She jumped and looked up seeing Lucifer. “Their arguing and I can’t study..” she says sighing. He sighs along with her. “Sorry, Barbatos guess I’ll have to handle this, apologies.” Lucifer said and walked inside. “Hello, ______.” Barbatos said. “Hello, Barbatos how are you?” She asked. “I’m well thank you for asking. What are you doing here?” He asks referring to the textbooks. “Well I’ve got a Demonology test next week and I’m trying to study but obviously with all the noise and distractions in the house it’s hard.” She sighed. “Did you ask, Satan to help you?” Barbatos asked. “He’s part of the noise and distractions.” She said. “Well you could have asked me.” Barbatos said. “I’m always up to help you if you need it.” She smiled. “Really thank you, Barbatos, but I better let Lucifer know.” She said. “Yes, he will worry where you are if not.” He said. She nods and messages Lucifer. “Ok we can go now.” She said putting her things in her bag. “Then let’s go.” He smiles at her.

Time skip cause I’m lazy and didn’t think of anything before hand so I’m making this up as I go~

“Now to help you study I came up with a sort of game where if you get a question right you get a treat.” Barbatos said bringing out some biscuits. “Now I have a question ready, what is a Jinni?” He said as he sat down on his bed and gesturing her to sit on the desk chair. “It’s an Angel right and it’s used in the Islam language if I remember?” She said thinking for a moment. “That is correct, _____ dear, you may have a biscuit.” He smiled slightly. She gently took one of the small biscuits and bit into it. “Mm these are amazing~!” She said smiling. “Thank you now on to the next question. What is an Amir?” He said watching her take another bite of his biscuit. “Hmm, it’s an angel that lives among humans?” She said questioning her answer. “Correct, you may have another.” He said looking at her text books and notes. “As much as I love your biscuits I think if I eat to many I’ll probably vomit.” She say finishing her first biscuit. “Well we could make things more interesting? If that’s what you want~” he said smirking slightly at her. “What do you mean about that?” She asked. “Well how about for every correct answer you get I’ll take off one piece of clothing, but for every question you get wrong, you have to take off a piece of clothing.” He said with a grin. She blushed but nodded. “I-okay, at least I can vomit then.” She chuckles. He nods. “That would probably be for the best, but feel to have some biscuits regardless. But now onto more questions, what is a Shaithan?” He asked going through her notes. “It’s a rebellious Jinn?” She said going over her words. “Yes indeed but they are also malicious.” He said. “Oh yes I usually forget that.” She said going over the fact in her mind. “Well since you got one right I’ll take of my gloves, let’s could them as one.” Barbatos said and slipped his gloves off and placed them on his bedside table. “Next question, What is the name of a stronger type of Jinn that tries to steal information from heaven called?” He asked. “I believe that’s a If- no it’s a Marid, an Ifrit is the most powerful Jinn.” She said with confidence. “You are correct with both, well done and for that you get a to for one~” he said as he stood up and unbuttoning his blazer and sliding it off before hanging it up then he takes off his cummerbund and drops it to the floor. “Next question..”

This went on for quite a while until the human _______ was still mostly clothed the only thing she had to take off were her shoes and socks and her school blazer while Barbatos was only in his trouser’s. “I think this will have to be our last question as it seems to be getting late. “Oh you’re right.” She said looking at the time. “Now, what is a Hatif?” He asks looking at her watching every body movement she made. “A Hatif is a name for a specific demon that strangled children.” She says not confident with the answer. “Sadly you are incorrect, a Hatif is a mysterious phenomenon which can only be heard but never seen.” She sighs remembering it. “But if you can name what the strangling demon is I’ll let you go~” he says grinning. She blushed and thought. “Is it a Ghul?” He shakes his head. “A Ghul is generally evil but lives in the desert, a Qarinah is what you were after.” She nods. “I better get those memorised before the test.” He nodded. “Well since you got them wrong I can’t let you go now since you owe me two pieces of clothing that need to be removed~” he says and walks over to her kissing her neck seductively. “I know, I know.” She said and unbuttoned her blouse and slid it off as it draped over the back of the chair. She then stood up and was about to take off her skirt but he stopped her. “Why not take of your bra?” He says sliding in behind her and gently kneeing the back of her leg and her legs gave out as he sat down and guided her onto his lap. She blushed darkly and covering her mouth with her fist. “I-I didn’t like you wanted that..” she trails off. He smiles and unclips her bar and slides it off her shoulders and it tumbles to the ground. He places his hand gently on her breasts and gently massages them kneading them like dough his thumbs gently rubbing her nipples as she bites her lip gently her face got from her blush. “I-I thought you needed to go somewhere.” She squeaks out. “No, I just wanted to do something else is all.” He said kissing her neck and leaving small bruises on her skin. She sighed at the feeling of his touch to be this close to him felt wonderful. “Let’s move this to the bed, wouldn’t want you sliding off.” He said standing up and carrying her over to his bed and placed her down gently before reaching over to his beside table. “I hope you don’t mind if we use some...utensils~” he asked remerging in his draw. “I don’t mind but please nothing painful.” She says. “Okay dear as long as you consent.” He said pulling out a blind fold a length of cloth. He wrapped the lace around her wrists gently and tied it to the top of his bed frame and then placed the blindfold over her eyes.

“Is this okay, _____ my dear?” Barbatos asks and draped his fingers down her body to the waistband of her skirt. She nodded. “Y-yes.” She said and gasped as he felt him slide her skirt down her legs before she heard it drop to the floor. He licked his lips as kiss lent down and kissed her skin above the waistband of her underwear before he slowly slid them down and tosses them aside. He gently caressed her outer walls feeling her shudder against him made him bite his lip as he continued to move his finger between her outer walls slowly going faster as his arousal grew. She moaned softly at the feeling hearing him lick his lips and the sounds that came from her downstairs. “Aah~” she gasped her eyes closing under the blindfold as she gripped the cloth gently. He smiled and pulled away from her. She felt him get off the bed and heard something drop. “Just a moment my dear~” he said stepping out of his trousers and underwear before putting on some protection. He sighed at the cool feeling of the condom on his cock as he climbed back onto the bed and placed his member outside her walls. “Are you ready?” He asked his voice low and smooth. She nodded and gulped bracing for the feeling of him entering her. He slowly slipped his cock through her walls hearing her uncomfortable breaths. She bit her lip gently as he pulled out a little and slowly pushed back in as he repeated the slow movements. He let out a breath he didn’t know he was keeping as he continued. She sighed as the pain started to dwindle little by little and the pleasure finally started as he picked up his pace grinding his hips into hers trading to find her pleasure spots. He pulled her legs closer to him and placed one on his hip as he went deeper into her core. “Barb-!” She said as she felt him rubbing gently on her clit she curls her toes feeling the pleasure get to her. He grins as he bucks his hips deeper into hers.

“_-______!” Barbatos groans as he feels his cock tremble and he shudders and he continues gripping the blankets underneath his hand as he came but he didn’t stop as he continued to ride out his high hopping he could make her reach hers. He puts her leg on his shoulder as he grinds deeper into her her moans slowly getting louder and cutting off half way before her walls finally clench around him her orgasm arriving as she moaned his named lowly. “Barbatos~!” She says her eyes closing and her body shuddering. He shudders once more as he came once more. He breathes heavily as he slowly slows down before pulling out of her and disposing of the waste. He breathes heavily. “Are you alright my dear.” He asks undoing the cloth and taking off her blindfold. “Y-yes, but I don’t think I’ll be able to walk home for awhile.” She says feeling embarrassed. “That’s okay, you can stay here with me. I’ll let, Lucifer know.” He said and kissed her forehead and he gently raised her up and placed her under the bed sheets and blanket before getting his phone and messaging Lucifer.

Barbatos: _____ will be staying here for the night, she feel asleep while studying.

Lucifer: That is fine just make sure she gets rest as well.

Barbatos: Will do.

Meanwhile in Diavolo’s room~

“I’m so glad, Barbatos got me into listening to these audiobooks before bed.” He said to Little D and took off his headphones and placed them on his bedside table. “A-ah, yes so glad, my lord...” Little D said as he curled up at the end of Diavolo’s bed knowing that he was the only one who heard those noises. “Goodnight, Little D.” Diavolo said as he slid into bed and got comfortable after turning off his lamp. “Goodnight, my Lord!” Said Little D. Now all throughout the Demon Lord’s castle everything was silent even the mince. Barbatos smiled and slid into bed and kissed ______’s bare shoulder. “Goodnight.” He said knowing that she was already asleep.

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Hope you enjoyed. I struggled with writing for Barbatos as everyone only writes about him being into bdsm and whatnot.

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Birthday Surprise

Pairing: Lucifer x Margarette Camellia (OC)

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Lucifer is suspicious of how Camellia's been acting these past few days. Hopefully, he won't find out what she's preparing before the big day.

A/N: Happiest birthday to the love of my life!! I've been thinking of what to write for Lucifer's birthday and coincidentally, the birthday story in NB is quite similar to what I have imagined (yes, let us have our date with Lucifer without interruptions!!)

So without further ado, I hope you enjoy the story!

Warning: Spoilers on Lucifer's birthday story; not proofread (so there's probably some grammatical errors)

MASTERLIST

Camellia's been acting suspicious these past few days.

She was out and about doing things discreetly (read as tried), and when he tried to confront her about it, she would always say, "It's nothing serious. Don't worry about it!"

So he never pressed the issue any longer. But he kept an eye out for her, in case trouble happens.

Finally, on that day, he learned the reason behind it all.

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"We're going out on a date," Camellia declared as she finishes her breakfast.

Lucifer turned to look at her, ignoring all the protests from his younger brothers.

"So Lucifer gets to hog you all day? No fair!" Levi says with a pout on his face.

"Oh, c'mon Levi," Camellia retorted. "It's his birthday today. And besides... rather than him monopolizing me, I'm the one who's monopolizing him this time..."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Lucifer internally smirked at Camellia's words. Half of it were barely audible, but was not left unnoticed by him.

"As much as I hate to admit it, Camellia's right. So I'll let ya off the hook this time, Lucifer."

It was Mammon who spoke. Camellia smiled thankfully at the second-born.

"Yeah, and they're literally in a relationship, so there's nothing wrong if they go out on a date on a special day," Asmodeus added.

Leviathan deflated in defeat. "I guess I can't refute the argument when all you've said were facts..."

"Right." It was Lucifer's turn to speak. "Camellia, I'll see you at the front porch."

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"Enjoy, you two!"

"Thanks, Asmo! We will!" Camellia waved at the Avatar of Lust before leaving.

"So... you're the one who's doing the monopolizing this time, huh?"

Lucifer chuckled as he saw Camellia flinch at his words.

"Urk! Y-you heard that?" She asked, a shade of pink slowly spreading across her cheeks.

"Don't underestimate a demon's hearing, my darling. So? What's the itinerary for today?"

Camellia cleared her throat before answering. "Take a guess."

Lucifer rolled his eyes playfully at her reply. "Is it... the opera? Heh, what's with that look? Are you surprised to see me guess it correctly? I saw the tickets peeking out of your purse before we left the house."

He watched in amusement as Camellia's jaw dropped at his revelation.

"We still have time before the show starts, no? Shall we take a stroll until then?"

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"What do you think of the opera?"

"I should be the one asking that, you know?" Camellia pursed her lips for a moment. "It's beautiful. I really liked it, especially that part where– GROWLLLL"

"...Pfft- Hahahahaha!"

"...Oh, c'mon. It's not that funny."

Camellia's pout was back, albeit for a different reason this time.

"If I didn't know better, I'd say Beel was with us." Lucifer looked at his date with a teasing smirk.

"...Okay, fine. Maybe it was a little funny."

The two looked at each other briefly before laughter filled the space between them once more.

"There's a nearby café over there. We should probably grab a bite before continuing our date."

"Yes. After all, we wouldn't want the little monster to growl again during our trip to the museum."

Camellia nudged Lucifer with her elbow, feigning annoyance at the demon which earned another chuckle from him.

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"Here." Camellia reached out to her purse and took out a white envelope, which she handed out to Lucifer.

"What's this?"

"A birthday card from me. Well... it's more of a small letter than a card though."

Lucifer smiled, muttering a small thank you and opened the envelope to read its content.

"To my dearest Lucifer,

Happiest birthday, my love! I'm so grateful that I get to celebrate your birthday this time too.

I know I've been avoiding you for these past two weeks, and sorry for that. I can't have you know about our surprise for you. It won't be a surprise if you knew.

You are one of the kindest and warmest people I have ever met in my life, and I would forever be glad to have the luck of meeting you and falling in love with you.

You deserve all the best in the three worlds.

Love, Margarette Camellia"

"You know, it's kind of embarrassing to have you read that in front of me."

Lucifer took her hand and stroked it with his thumb reassuringly before placing a kiss on it. "You don't have to be embarrassed when telling me your honest feelings."

Camellia smiled in return. "I know."

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The trip to the museum went smoothly, and by the time the couple had left, it was already early evening.

"Lucifer."

Camellia stopped in front of the demon, a smile forming on her lips.

"Yes?"

"Close your eyes for me, will you?"

Lucifer raised an eyebrow upon her request. Still, he indulged her and closed his eyes.

"Don't open them until I say so, okay?"

"Alright."

He heard her mutter a spell and felt that the scenery around them has changed.

"Okay... now!"

A ballroom welcomed his sight as he opened his eyes. He noticed Camellia wore a different outfit than what she was wearing moments ago, and he, too, was in a different outfit.

"This is..."

"A pocket dimension I made for us. I based it on the ballroom scene from the opera we watched earlier," Camellia beamed as she explained.

"Well, aren't you full of surprises today?"

"Hehe. It is your birthday, after all. Of course I have to go all in on the celebration. Now for the finishing touch..."

Music filled the room the moment she snapped her fingers.

"Care for a dance, good sir?"

Lucifer smiled as he took her outstretched hand. "Of course, my lady."

Smiling at each other, the pair swayed in time with the music.

"Thank you. I enjoyed our date today. I can tell how much you've prepared for it," Lucifer says as the two of them made a turn.

"You've always made our dates more special than the last whenever you're the one who plans them. I just thought I'd return the favor today," Camellia replied.

"That, you did. It was wonderful."

Lucifer paused when the music changed to a different one.

"This music..."

"Do you like it?"

"Yes. It'd be a wonderful piece for the piano. I just need to find the music sheet for it."

A grin appeared on Camellia's face. "I figured you'd say that, so here, have my last gift for today."

Lucifer's eyes widened as he took the gift from her. "This is..."

"The music sheet. And look..." Camellia traced the notes written on the sheet. Music played as she continued. "It plays the music when you trace it."

Lucifer smiled in astonishment. "You've truly outdid yourself today, haven't you?"

Camellia shrugged. "Eh, I have my ways."

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"Are you tired?"

Lucifer looked at Camellia, who was resting her head on his shoulder.

"Mmm. A little."

"...While I do appreciate your efforts today, I don't want you to push yourself too hard. You do know that I'd be fine even with just a simple celebration, yes?"

Camellia looked back at Lucifer. "Yeah, it's a bit tiring to prepare for this day. But for you? I'd do it all again, and more."

"....."

"What's with the silence...? Ah! Did I finally manage to steal your heart?"

Lucifer rolled his eyes at her teasing. "How can you steal something that's already yours to begin with?"

"...Smooth bastard."

"And I take that as a compliment."

Camellia laughed at his blatant showing off.

"Happy birthday, Lucifer."

Tagging: @nocreativityfornames @cloudcountry @officialdaydreamer00

[misc-obeyme]

Writing my fic made me really appreciate the way the dev wrote so many of multiple characters scenes If it's just one character, or at least 3 of my favs with mc, I am doing just fine and the scene flows But get all the brothers together and my brain melts going "Nope not handling this" I cannot not write the scenes too so... ctrl+A and delete the whole word pad? No that will just make me cry

Sending you organic white tea with Jasmin cuz that's my fav -🐆

It's really hard to write a scene with that many characters in it. Usually what I do is focus on two or three of the characters that matter.

For instance, if I'm writing a scene where all the brothers, MC, Diavolo, and Barbatos are all together in the student council room, I'll narrow in on the characters that are the focus of the story. For me that's usually MC and one of the others. I'll say what each of the other characters are doing, but then I'll zoom in on MC.

Assuming MC is the viewpoint character, it'd go kinda like this-

You were sitting at the table in the student council room. Lucifer and Diavolo were looking over the upcoming plans for the school festival together. To your left, Belphie was distracting Beel from eating the paperwork in front of him with a bag of spicy newt chips. Across from you, Asmo was painting Satan's nails. Levi was hunched over his handheld device while Mammon was muttering about horse race results while scrolling through his D.D.D.

You looked over to your right, where Barbatos had just finished making tea. He poured a cup and handed it to you. You took it gratefully and sipped it.

You gave Barbatos a look. "Is this...?"

"Indeed," he said, smiling. "White tea with jasmine. I know your favorite, MC."

-and then from that point you can just focus on MC and Barbatos. Everybody else is doing something, but they're not part of the immediate action unless you need them to be. Like if you needed Beel to actually start eating paperwork so Barbatos and MC would get involved in trying to stop him, you can do that. But if you don't need that, he can just continue to be distracted by Belphie in the background.

It's not really possible to focus in on every character when there are that many of them. So I find it's better to have the majority of the characters act more like part of the setting while focusing the action on the characters that matter to the scene.

It isn't really the same as the way the devs write, though. That's because the devs are writing in a different format. For us, we can describe what the characters are doing, as above. That allows us to illustrate that those characters are present without having to involve them in the story directly.

The devs, on the other hand, don't have the luxury of description. For them, it's all dialogue all the time. Which means that if they want us to know that all those characters are in the same place, they have to have each character say something. And if they want us to know what each character is doing, they have to have each character either say what they're doing (e.g. having Asmo say, "Oh Satan this new color of polish I found looks amazing on you!") or having one of the other characters say what they're doing (e.g. having Mammon say, "Can't believe you're lettin' Asmo paint your nails that color, Satan.")

This is why I often talk about how I think this format is limiting to how good things like event stories can be. It isn't that it's impossible, but I do think it can contribute to the lack of quality.

ANYWAY.

Sorry to take your ask and run with it, wow. I'm always surprised at how much I have to say about these things lol. You'd think I'd be used to it by now...

Anyway, I don't know if any of that rambling helps at all, but good luck with your fic!

[coconox]

late night ramble but ig heres my 2 cents of this poll (not directly attaching this to the poll cause im a coward LOL)

ofc, i won't put my thoughts on luci/belphe/asmo. ik we get tidbits of them through their nobles or pb's prev games but i wanna judge them based on how they actually show up in-game. i also know there's prob gonna be some luci lore later when gamigin update is out (atm its like abt 4 or so days till that update's release) but i'll just omit my thoughts on luci for now

ok now for the rest of the kings:

i should also put a disclaimer that i don't read any of the unholy board stories unless if it's mammon's, so for the other kings that aren't mammon my opinions are purely based off of main story or event appearances or how they act in comics

satan - honestly pretty ok w him. i'm kinda biased when it comes to mc being recoginized as their own person rather than purely just the descendant of solomon so i like him based on that. idk i don't have any strong opinions abt him i just see him as a very fluffy cat :3

mammon - absolutely love him. 0 flaws. wins the idgaf war. my absolute fav squeak toy. lol ok but fr tho i don't really have any complaints abt him. will spoil tf out of mc and wants to ensure their safety. also sees mc as mc and was even kinda disgusted(? idk a better word for this💀💀) by the fact that a part of solomons soul can be sensed in them, almost as if he doesnt want it to be in the way of mc. also wasnt afraid to call out the fact that sitri kept calling mc solomon. and ofc the love at first sight thing is great too but also the bodyworship (or ig faceworship bc he only just kissed mc's entire face??) before the confession like UGH... absolutely weak for that man (devil?). idk i dont rlly see that many mammon fans rlly anywhere and it saddens me hes such a good char outside of just having huge tibbies. srsly tho pb pls we get it he has huge tits you dont need to constantly bring it up the char sprite is literally right in front of us-

cant wait for the next chapter w the big lore dump abt mammon and hope we finally get a pt 2 of his h scene (hopium)

no srsly he's the only king w 1 h scene, satan and levi got 2,, WHERE IS MAMMON'S PT 2

as a side comment also i love the silly banter btwn mammon and satan like they are truly besties from the cross on their foreheads to matching skill names to the amnt of times they throw hands and still hang out and care for each other

beel - hes ok ig? i think lore-wise hes gonna be one of the more interesting ones considering how "mysterious" he is i.e. constantly wandering, almost being an absent king. like what led to the constant wandering? what did andrealphus mean when he said beel is the key to ending the war? how does his cloning work? i kinda feel bad for bael and the other nobels needing to manage everything while beels away but i don't rlly hate him for it? at least not now considering we don't rlly know the definite reason and i want to assume the best and say he has a valid reason for being absent so he could protect his region. hate is a strong word ig its more of a slight dislike towards beel, but its like this 🤏 small of a dislike im still overall neutral abt him

levi - falling into the majority from the poll i have to agree that levi is my least fav king also lol. i get where he's coming from and why he acts the way he does, i just dont like how he's written? or ig moreso how he's written in the perspective of mc. tho tbh that's more of an mc issue than a levi issue, but i got pretty tired of the story constantly reminding us how pretty levi is (similar to how we always get reminded of how big mammon is/how huge mammons tits are). idk its like a gut feeling to not like/trust him. i also just don't really vibe w him in general even before we were actually introduced to him in main story. hes a good attacker gameplay-wise tho lol

so yeah, those are my thoughts for now. ofc they could change in the future when we get more info abt all of them but we'll see

[666writingcafe]

Belphegor

Author's Note: The setting for this is different than the one in game, because frankly I didn't like the whole "Beel and MC kiss in front of a sleeping Belphie" thing.

"MC, do you have feelings for Beel?" Belphie asks. We're currently sitting next to each other in the planetarium, looking up at the stars.

"What?" I ask. I don't know what prompted him to ask that question. We were content in silence a few moments ago.

"Answer the question."

"Yes." I'm surprised at how quickly I respond. Belphie smiles.

"That explains what I've been hearing. I've got to say, you got good taste."

"Before we go any further, what exactly have you been hearing?"

"Oh, nothing. Just that you've hooked up with him a few times."

"We only made out."

"I'm not upset, if that's what you're worried about. Frankly, I'm really impressed that you can see how special Beel is. That's part of why I like you so much."

"Is this the same person that tried to kill me?" Belphie laughs.

"It seems strange, doesn't it?"

"Just a wee bit, yeah." Belphie grows serious.

"I've liked you for a while, MC."

"You have?" He nods his head.

"Something shifted in that game you were forced to play."

"Dogi Maji Memorium?"

"I guess. I don't remember seeing a title card. I just poofed into existence. However, I'm able to recall a particular conversation we had. It was after you rejected Levi."

"When you got upset that he made a pact with me without my permission."

"Exactly. Like you, I was surprised that I reacted that way. Demons force humans into pacts all the time, so why was this any different?" He pauses. "I reflected on this for a while. At first, I refused to believe that I cared for your wellbeing. After all, if I did, I wouldn't have possessed you. However, when I was being questioned by Lord Diavolo about my escape, it suddenly hit me: I had come to admire you."

"But I was trying to push back against you at every opportunity."

"Exactly. I realized that we had a common desire to not be controlled by other people. We both want to be the masters of our own destiny. We want to make our own choices, even if it seems reckless to everyone else." Belphie sighs.

"I don't regret having you help me escape the attic, but I went about it the wrong way. Lucifer took away my autonomy, and in retaliation, I ended up taking away yours. For that, I am deeply sorry. I don't expect you to forget what I've done to you." I reposition myself so that I'm in front of Belphie.

"What are you doing?" he asks. My answer comes in the form of a hug. After a moment of hesitation, he wraps his arms around me.

"You're quite cruel," he states once we pull away.

"How so?"

"You're really going to leave me with this final memory of you stuck in my head."

"First of all, I don't have a choice. I have to return to the human world. Secondly, what's wrong with a hug?"

"There's a part of me that wishes that you had kissed me instead."

"Belphie--"

"I know, it's too much for me to expect from you right now. I mean that sincerely; I don't want to force you to something you aren't ready for."

"I appreciate the sentiment. To be honest, I'm a bit torn myself. I've come to really like you as a person over the last few months. If it weren't for how our relationship began, I would say that things would have naturally progressed to us dating. However, those initial feelings still linger inside of me. I wish I could get over it more quickly, but I can't."

"I understand." He sighs. "Someday, when you are comfortable enough, I want to leave you with a memory so vivid and lasting that no matter where you may go or how much time passes, I'll always be stuck right there in your head." He stops talking, seemingly waiting for some sort of reaction.

"In a way, you already are," I tell him. "You're the only being that has spent any significant time inside my head. You probably know me more intimately than anyone else." Whatever moment Belphie and I had is ruined by the sound of the door slamming against the wall.

"IT'S PARTY TIME!" Mammon yells.

"No, the fuck it's not," Belphie and I reply at the same time.

"Well, someone's got to celebrate MC's last night here in the Devildom!"

[lightvsdark18]

Unexpected Visit to The Devildom 2.2

Followed LovesOfLauryn and Lavi Alraune's playthrough.

"Yeah, I can see it."

"Hm, we got nothing to lose."

"You need him to sew clothing?"

"Ten outfits by tomorrow?!"

"Three? Who said I was joining?" She helps.

She's a light sleeper, she heard them.

"I wouldn't say that."

"Yeah, it sucked."

"No problem, Asmo." Sweet smile.

Luke's comment catches her off guard.

"Mammon, be nice."

"Asmo, calm down and relax."

She thinks Simeon is referring to her before asking her.

"Just show the results."

"Asmo, come on..." "Obviously."

Secretly laughs to herself and gets death glares from Lucifer.

"Go thank him now."

"I'm glad I could help."

"You can on the cheek, not on the lips."

"... You're acting different."

Looks over at the giggling two and narrows eyes. Then gets weirded out by Levi.

After Beel's explanation, she finds it funny as well.

"Levi, just tell us what you did."

"Stop looking at me like that. Use your words, Levi."

Pats his head.

"Yours, you started the game."

"Because you're the eldest?"

"Gees, be a little hopeful."

"I mean, he is the avatar of greed and he is greedy."

"Is there a curse or something to make him honest?"

"Who's your favorite beside me?"

"Dude, stop yelling."

"Mammon, he's not you."

"So you would rather tell Lucifer you like him repeatedly instead of telling us what your wish is?"

"I already knew that."

"What?! What ya do mean you knew?!"

"Mammon, you make it pretty obvious that you're in to me."

"What? Say that again?"

She looks at him a bit sad because she knows she has to break his heart. "Mammon, I love you as a friend."

"Before you start planning a murder on your brother, tell us your wish."

"Why not ask Lucifer to do it?"

"You're now your own on this, Levi. I have no interest in making Lucifer kneel in front of Satan."

"First off, I'm not a part of this plan. Second, Satan wants you to kneel before him."

Smiling and chuckling in the background. (Just strangle him, Satan.)

(Simeon, how date you.) (Poor Luke.)

"What do you want, Asmo?"

"No, not really." "Have to charm me in a different way."

"Hmm, I am curious what you guys looked like in the past."

Surprise at him bringing out the photo album. "You have photos?"

Enjoys looking at the baby pictures. (I think it's an aesthetic attraction.)

Shrugs. "I don't know."

"Was hungry?" "Then where's the problem?" "Should I stand outside while you two make it?"

Is sitting in the common room while the two deal with the drink.

"Not sure."

"Yeah, if it means I can suffocate you in my chest. Sorry, for the dark humor."

"Belphie, don't push it. I'm willing to help Levi and grant your wish."

(Satan, Levi, you're troublemakers.) (Ha)

Tries to make up a lullaby.

"Tell me what your wish is, Levi."

"Levi, just say it." "Are you serious? Why were you embarrassed by a simple request?" "Yeah, I'll game with you."

"Stop being so loud. I'm heading to my room."

Stares wide eyed at Lucifer, and is a bit impressed.

Lucifer, what the hell?

"And he threw me against a coffin in the underground tomb and almost killed me."

Calling Diavolo baby. Chuckles.

"Beel..."

Throws hands over her ears.

"Help them, please."

She told Solomon his cooking sucks on day one because she's not a coward like everyone else.

"No, please explain." "Not the candle part."

"I'm too worried about Beel to stay here."

Glares at Satan with the look of you can't be serious and you have two seconds to say sike. "You better be joking because it's not funny, Satan."

"Sorry, Diamond."

"Well shit."

"Not happening."

"Don't underestimate me."

"But I'm right here. Don't look behind you."

Milady's girlfriend's voice is heard. She freezes in place, then reminds herself it's fake and continues.

"Keep your heads forward, guys."

"Why didn't someone hold Levi's head forward?"

Places hands under her armpits.

"What? It just looks like you have ink on your hand." Yeah, say that to the person who has glasses.

"Don't touch!"

"Meow."

"Yeah, but they're sometimes a headache."

"Like you." Solomon frowns.

"Thousand years? How old are you?"

"No promises."

"Stealing a book, Solomon?"

(The thought conversations is terrible in a good way.)

"You can really read people, Solomon."

Takes off shoe, freaks Mammon out.

"Resist the temptation."

Holds Beel's hand.

"Mammon! Don't be rude."

"Solomon! Why did you say that?" Grabs Beel's arm.

"Let's get this over."

"Satan, stop bullying your brother. Mammon, come on."

"Are you... okay? You look pale."

Picks up Satan to prevent him from pulling his "prank."

(How can you tell which candle is who's? Does it have the name of the person on the side of it?)

Doesn't say nothing, walks over, grabs her candle and makes the others freak out as she places a drop into Beel's.

Stumbles a bit while landing.

"Yeah, I like your old selves."

"What is it?" Hugs back. "I guess so."

"Give him some space! Beel, carry him up to his room." Beel obeys and picks up his brother. Milady turns to Asmo and Mammon. "What happened?"

"Could the reaper's cave cause this?"

Casts a spell.

"Acted sooner? You know what's going on?"

It's my fault..?

"Are you okay? You seem confused."

Her mind is swirling with thoughts of Lucifer forgetting everyone and her being at fault for the phenomenon.

(Well, there can be another one if you find another descendant of Lilith, slap the seven pacts on them and boom! You have another big problem.)

She's silent, dead silent as she listens to Diavolo's explanation.

"Severing the ring means severing the pacts between Katelynn and all of you as well."

"You guys would be free of me." (I literally said that after reading that)

Everyone, including her, freezes at what she said. She didn't mean to say that, it just came out.

"What do you mean "free of me"? What are you trying to say?!" Mammon questions, a hint of sadness in his voice.

"Kate, do you think we feel trapped in a pact with you?" Asmo concernedly asks.

She's silent.

"... Katelynn, you will revert to the state you were when you first came to the Devildom. And the effect you've been having on the three worlds should dissipate as well. And Lucifer's memory might return as well. Solomon will be in charge of performing the ceremony to sever the ring."

"... Hey whoa. You mean you've already made up your mind to do this? Just like that?"

"There's simply no other way, Mammon." Mammon grows quiet and clenches his fists.

Diavolo walks up and stands in front of her. "I'm sorry, Katelynn." Then leans down to hug her. "I'm so, so sorry I couldn't come up with some other way to deal with this... some other solution."

She's motionless in his arms, blankly staring over his shoulder.

Pats Luke on the head. He opens his mouth to protest, but her sorrowful expression convinces him not to.

"You there? I have a name."

Looks at Asmo, flips hand and stares at him confused. (Lucy, you're talking about Solomon)

"Yeah, I understand..."

"He cares about his loved ones very much but tries to hide it."

"His passion about what he loves and is very talented."

"A loveable nerd and fellow cat lover like myself."

"He may seem full of himself, but he does care about others when they get close to him." Gives a "wtf" expression to Lucy's comment.

"A loveable guy who cares deeply about his family."

"... I'm not right person to ask about him." "I have my reasons."

"Someone I respect."

"A loveable guy who cares deeply about his family."

Places arm on his back. "It's going to be okay, Beel."

"Where are you?" "What's wrong?"

"Just move him if it's such an issue."

Doesn't take a picture, but does call it cute.

(Cuddle pile!)

"Mammon, do you really want to disappoint me?"

Smiles and pats Levi's head.

"Are you worried about Lucifer?" Smug face activate.

He reaches for her head but pauses and pats her shoulder instead.

"The what?"

"And does Lucifer get if he wins?" Bruh, I'm not an object.

"As long as I don't have to open my wallet when we hang out, then I guess I'm fine with it."

"Really?"

Pats his head. "I won't."

"Having fun?"

Hooks index finger with his. "... Is this how we usually hold hands?" -Lucifer

"Sometimes we went into the town together."

"Cheekier? Yes."

"It's okay. It can more fun for you."

"I'm not. It's a nice view."

"... It was about Lord Diavolo."

"... I want to know how you feel about me."

She looks down at the floor, nervousness and sadness filling her body. She told Asmo and Mammon how she sees them, telling Lucifer shouldn't be difficult. However, a part of her wants to tell him more than that, tell him what's weighting on her mind. Maybe it's because he's a different person right now and feels like she can be open with him, or maybe he's the person she knows she can depend on.

"... Can I tell you something that has been bothering me out? I know it's kinda cruel since you don't have your memories, but there's something I need to get off my chest."

"Of course, you can tell me anything." She takes a deep breath and looks at him in the eyes.

"I know you and your brothers are in love with me since my first year here. I have been keeping my distance and been trying to be careful with what I say or do to you guys because I, I only see you and them as friends, a second family even."

Her eyes slowly look down. "I didn't say anything back then because I was afraid you and them would want nothing to do with me if I rejected you. I don't want lose you guys and I feel guilty for not feeling the same way you seven feel for me."

She wipes her eye. "I... we can talk more about this after you get your memories back."

"Good night."

(You walk in and just see a man in your room.)

"Is there any other way to solve this issue?"

"... And who would that be?"

"... It would be Lucifer himself." Panic, heart racing, standing stiff as a board.

Rips her hands away from him, upset.

"Well, one of us."

(Oh, it's the red text, you know he's threateningly serious.)

The room is buried in silence as she hides the dagger behind her leg, feeling suffocated by her panic and fear.

He slowly walks closer as he speaks while she backs away from him. She shakes her head with a weak "No." He reaches for the blade just for her and pull away. "No, we're not doing this."

"... This is the only way and I refuse to allow you to get hurt." He reaches for it again, seeming to fight her for the blade.

She yells "Stay!" just for him to resist the command. He gets his grip around her wrists and aim the dagger at himself. "You really aren't one to do as you're told, are you Kate? But you're too upset right now. You need to be calm and focused to fully restrain me, and you're not."

She stares up at him with such heartbreak as tears roll down her cheeks. Then a hand rests upon of theirs and pushes the dagger away. "Don't worry, there's no need for that."

She glances over to see Simeon. "You really are brave. I can't imagine how hard this has been for you. Now then, I have a little something here you should have..."

He takes her hand and slides a golden ring on her finger.

"Yes, I can hear you..."

"... Lucifer was about to stab himself, but... Simeon showed up before he could."

"... Because I care about him, and... I don't want anyone to get hurt because of me."

"I'm glad it's over. *Sighs* I need vacation after this... Thank you for showing up, Simeon."

"Help you with what?" "Sure."

"Still feeling uneasy, but beside that I'm okay."

Flashback to her waking up and having a panic attack: body tense, tears pouring out of her eyes, and having trouble breathing properly. When she calmed down enough to move, she hugged Lucifer tightly and quietly told him to never do something like that again. He just chuckled and hugged her back.

"Behave, you two."

"I'm not the better dancer, just warning you."

(Mr. Steal your girl) "Ow."

[We Need To Talk] and [I Don't Want To Be Alone]

"No comment." (Doesn't mean that in a bad way)

(Showed up in February and leaves in April, so their reactions make sense.)

Gets interrupted before she could answer Beel.

"Okay." Doesn't go to Diavolo after class and lies about him saying no which really isn't a lie.

Agrees with Solomon.

"Hmm... I probably should learn how to control my power, so yes."

"What did you get?"

Pulls Satan out of the pile. "You good?"

"You shouldn't have a messy room in the first place."

"Thank you." Pats him on the head, then chuckles and hugs him.

"What are you doing?"

"Why didn't you invite me to look at the clothes before putting them in boxes? Maybe I wanted new clothes."

"There's something I need to ask."

"Does it have to be something physical?"

Smiles at phone when Asmo speaks up. "I won't."

"What are doing you?"

"Give me something dear to you so I can summon you."

"Will I see it in the human world?" Takes a picture of the twin stars.

I wish for the brothers to be happy.

(Lucifer, stop being petty)

"Thank you, Levi. Oh, you probably heard but I need something you hold dear."

Smiles and hugs him.

"Hey!" Smacks his back to save him.

Gets her snacking on.

"Thank you." Wraps an arm around his shoulders.

"Is that a grimm on the floor?"

Takes it with a smile. Then pats him on the head.

"Why do you have that?" (His office is horny jail.) "You good?"

"Give me something you hold dear."

"There's nothing I want you to do, just take care of yourself."

Turns and walks towards the door just for it to slam in front of her. "I'm not letting you escape that easily." Fuck.

[The Confession]

(Luke, you're 10, why are you walking in a land full of demons alone?)

"You can come visit when you get permission from Michael."

"Why?"

"I don't want to go too, but after what happened and not seeing the sun for awhile, I want to go back to my world."

"Adult stuff."

Smiles. "Could I have a hug, Luke?"

"I won't."

Nods.

She slowly gets tired and accidentally falls asleep at the party, then wakes up in a sack and gets confused at what are the brothers doing?!

Kidnapping is not your only option!? Starts struggling.

"Guys, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

"What do you mean? We're sneaking you out with us." -Mammon

"Guys, I love you, but I want to go-" then Cerberus shows up.

What? Lucifer, you can't be serious?! Then Satan grabs her hand and drags her with them.

Satan is still holding her hand. "I want to go home. I love you guys and I love spending time with all of you, but I want to go home to the human world."

Lucy repeats what she said to him. (Wholesome expression to immediately smug one).

(He said he loves me ;-;)

Walks up to the portal and waves to everyone. "See you later." And walk into the portal and returns home.

(The items they gave her is either in her phone, on her person or in the plastic container under her bed.)

Milady and Eliza's feelings slowly dissolved and realized they never loved each other romantic, breaking up a month after Milady returned home. The two stayed as friends and make jokes about being each other's wife. Eliza is a part of the online crew.

[strawberry-cowmilk]

Hey! Would we be able to get a part 2 or something of the “it’s not your fault” fic where they make up? I’m a sucker for happy endings 😅

Hello! Yes, of course I'll write it! I thought the ending was a bit rushed anyways, so here you go!

It's not your fault

-> Beelzebub x mc

a/n: this is the second part to this post. I recommend you read that first. Again, Belphie is portrayed negatively here. Less badly than the first post, but still. Please don't read this if you don't want to see that.

Mc's gender is not mentioned and this is not proof read.

Content warnings: fighting, broken family bonds, lesson 16 spoilers, strong language, vague lesson 5 spoilers

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It's been two weeks after the big fight. Lucifer really did let Beel move to the attic, just to be seperated from his twin. For the last week, it's been very awkward every time the family was together, especially at dinners. Nobody would speak a word and just stare at their plate. It got to the point that Levi and Belphie didn't eat with everyone else anymore. They would make their plate with whatever was left over, or ordered take-out. It was clear the separation affected Beel the most and it worried you. The demon was eating less, stopped going to team practice and worked out at home less than usual. You really thought Belphie would apologize to Beel soon enough, but you started to lose hope.

The other brothers kept out of the twin's business as much as they could. Lucifer awaited for his two youngest brothers to resolve the issue on their own, Satan and Levi distracted themselves with other things. But, Mammon and Asmo were starting to get enough of the whole situation. It got harder and harder with each day for them to not do something. One time, you had to stop a whole plan they created to each invite one twin to the fair and 'accidentally' bump into the other.

Sometimes, Beel would get this sense of dread that Belphie hated his guts. Now was one of those times. You sat next to the avatar of gluttony in the attic, slowly rubbing his back. 'Beel, it's gonna be okay. He needs more time.' you tried reassuring him. The tall demon shook his head, resting his forehead on the back of his hand. 'Mc, it's been weeks.' he sighed. 'Besides, I know Belphie. He won't talk unless you bring it up, which I think is risky.' Beelzebub explained. You flashed him a sympathetic smile. 'Do you want me to talk to him for you?' you offered. The demon next to you shot his head towards you. 'No! He might kill you again...' Before you could say anything again, somebody entered the attic. It was Asmo. Upon having spotted you and Beel, he turned around to call somebody. 'They're here! Bring him in, Mammon!' and with that, Mammon came inside as well while dragging the youngest brother on the floor with him. To your surprise, Belphie did not seem dangerous right now. The avatar of greed tossed him in front of your feet. 'Alright, ya dumbass, say what you want to say.' You looked at Beel, who was staring at his twin in shock while shielding you with one arm just in case he decided to lose it again. 'Uh, so turns out Lucifer has a copy of every photo album in this house so...' Belphegor started, not looking any of you in the eye. After a long, deafening silence, he spoke up again. 'So, I'm- I regret what I did. Sorry, Beel.' Asmo booed his younger brother. 'Do better than that, that was painful to watch!' he exclaimed with Mammon crossing his arms in agreement next to him. Despite everything, Beel stood up for his twin. 'Asmo, Mammon, can you leave? I think Belphie doesn't like a crowd in here.'

After the two others left, Belphie spoke again. 'Look, Beel, I don't like admitting it but I was a huge ass to you that day.' then, he turned to you. 'And Mc, I shouldn't have threatened to kill you.' You glanced over at Beel, and you could basically see the sparkles form in his eyes. To be honest, you didn't trust Belphie right now. So you decided to test him a little. 'Do you mean it?' no response. 'Belphie, if you don't mean it, you are an absolute dick for getting Beel's hopes up like that.' you said calmly. Belphie glared at you. 'Of course I mean it! I wouldn't have let Mammon drag me like that if I didn't! I wouldn't have let Lucifer punish me without struggle after the fight! I wouldn't miss him in our room-' the youngest brother was cut off by his twin, who had tackled him into a hug. 'I missed you too.' he admitted. Belphie hugged him back and closed his eyes. 'I'm sorry, Beel. And...' he took a breath. 'It's not your fault.'

[lysol1201]

💘💤The Eccentric and The Sloth💤💘Belphegor x GN!Reader (Part 13)

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10 , Part 11 , Part 12

First text chapter, not super mega greatly proofread, but hope you enjoy it! The next chapter should be back text images <33 ++++

"Help me.

Please help me.

I’ve been locked up…

By scary demons.

Help me get out of here…

You’re my only hope."

And you woke up.

The ground was cold. Not your bed.

The room had some subtle whispers. You’re not alone.

Where were you?

You opened your eyes slowly, unsure of what you were going to see when they opened fully. And when you did all you could put together was a large room with many legs.

“Welcome to the Devildom, MC.”

Your eyes widened at the sound of your name coming from an unfamiliar voice. You look up to the source of the voice to see a tall man in a red uniform. 

That uniform. Where do you know that uniform? It looked so familiar.

“Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked are we-“

“MC?” A new voice shouts. “Did you say MC?” It continues, and the sound of running footsteps started echoing through the room and closer to where you were.

That voice?

“MC! It is you!” The voice squeaked. “Get up so I can hug you!”

You were frozen. What the actual fuck?

Before you could move your legs, hands and arms began to lift you up from your spot. Soft. Very soft.

“Oh my! You’re real! You’re so real!”

“MC?”

“MC!” 

“What is going on?” 

There were voices of excitement, of curiosity, and one with almost pure annoyance.

“MC, darling, are you okay?” 

The voices started whirling around. You know these voices, these uniforms, who are these people, you know these people, how did you get here, where the fuck are you?

Then it went black again.

++++

“You’re awake! Thank goodness,” The soft voice sighed in relief. “Can you hear me?”

That. Voice.

“Asmo?” You hoarsely spoke for the first time since this strange ordeal first occurred.

“Oh!” The voice gawked. “Oh you do remember me, oh my! Did you hear that?”

You sat up from your seat to confirm with your eyes that it was Asmo, next to you. He was jumping next to some familiar boys.

“Beel? Levi?”

“MC!” They cheered, going up to you when they had taken in your consciousness. “Are you okay?” They asked in unison.

“How are you here? Wait, where am I even?”

“The infirmary sweetie, you blacked out earlier a bit after you arrived…” Asmo explained with a small frown. “You seem to be doing a lot better already though!”

“But like, where exactly? How? I never left my house, I was in bed last I remember?” You asked, looking at the three, still trying to accept that they were really in front of you.

“The Devildom. You were the chosen human exchange student! You should know that, you signed the paper didn’t you?” Asmo explained and asked curiously, unsure of your confusion.

“Wait, that paper was real?” You exclaimed with wide eyes. “I only signed it because I was bored and it mentioned an Academy and I wanted to wear cute little fancy uniforms like-“

Belphie.

“Is Belphie here? Where is he?” Suddenly you jumped up from where you sat on the infirmary bed, but before you could stand up, Asmo and Beel sat you back down. “Is he here? If you guys are here, he should be here too right?”

They all slightly frowned but Beel looked quite the saddest. “He was chosen to be the demon exchange student for the human realm. You just missed him…”

Oh.

Oh?

“Wait…” The word finally hit your head. “Demon?” You looked up at the three slightly cautious this time. “Who are you?

“I’ll be the one to explain that to you.” A new voice entered, a new tone to him that was entirely different than the others.

You knew that face though. That was Belphie's oldest brother, right? What was his name? “Um, Lucas?” You spoke in a very fearful tone. You were somewhere you knew nothing about and you were possibly meeting all of Belphie's siblings, the siblings he never wanted you to meet. Of course, you were a bit scared to speak.

Suddenly you hear snorts and wheezes from the three that stood beside you.

“Who?”

“Um… I thought-“

“My name is Lucifer.”

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You finally jumped out of your spot for good. “Who the fuck are you people?”

++++

Looking up at the ceiling that was supposed to be your new room for a year was terrifying. This was it? This is why?

Finding out that Belphie (Belphegor?) was hiding the fact that he and his family were demons living in literal Hell was a bit of a shock. Though, it made sense? Why else would he get so upset over religion? Be confused over the things you found normal in pop culture? Be surprised at you calling Lucifer and Satan the same person?

It all made sense.

You should be angry, right? He lied to you. But can you blame him? He’s a demon. Him and all of his hot brothers are demons from Hell- or the “Devildom” apparently. It’s not like he can just throw that around. You felt like it was okay.

You can’t get mad at him for that. He wasn’t hiding it from you to be malicious or to hurt you. Besides, he promised to never hurt you. So he wouldn’t, right?

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Brothers Accidentally Make the MC Cry

Hello, this is the obligatory italics blurb that I have to put under my titles or else things look weird and it bothers me. Don’t mind the blurb. The blurb is a friend. (Though I could start writing pieces of a little story up here just to see if anyone even reads them… Hm…. Ideas, ideas...)

Warning: Angsty

Lucifer 

If he were being honest, he’d say that a part of him had always feared this would happen...

Lucifer likes to tell himself that he’s invincible, but everyday stresses can get to him just like anybody else. And like other people, he may not always act his best when he’s dealing with a full plate…

The MC hadn’t meant to make his day harder when they told him that they accidentally broke a lamp. It was a genuine accident! But Lucifer was still dealing with the fallout from another one of Mammon’s failed schemes, Satan had cursed all of his ties again, and Beel had eaten every scrap of food in the House… for the second time that week...

In comparison to everything else, a broken lamp was quite minor, but for Lucifer it was just the last straw and, for just a moment, he lost control…

His palm slamming against his desk hard enough to snap its legs and send it crashing to the ground. He scarcely knew what kind of look he had on his face, but whatever it was, he had made his human jump back in shock...

Really, it was silly for them to assume that he had gotten that upset over a lamp, but he saw tears starting to gather in their eyes all the same as they stammered out a quiet apology… 

It felt like an ice spike to the heart. Damn his temper… He really ought to have been more careful with them after… well, everything he’d done before…

He was quick to go over to them, catching their face with his hand and giving them the most sincere apology he could muster while wiping away their tears… Overreactions aren’t becoming of him and he hated to cause them pain… 

He, of course, took care of the lamp himself as penance and on the surface that seemed to be it (but to anyone paying attention, he had softened up on the MC considerably for at least a week. They probably could have sworn in front of Diavolo and he’d let it slide, he felt that bad about it...)

“I’m sorry, MC, I shouldn't have reacted like that… You haven’t done anything wrong, I promise… Please, there’s no need to cry…”

Mammon

Oh? What's that? His heart is now in a million pieces now...? Well, that seems fair…

He and the MC were out on one of his gambling nights and he was actually on a killer winning streak for once! Jackpots around every corner, he was rolling in it!

The MC had tried to convince him to just throw in the towel early, take his winnings while he had them and bail, but he wasn’t hearing any of it.

In hindsight, their insistence must have really shown how much the MC cared about him and wanted him to keep his earnings... but in the heat of the moment all he saw was someone trying to spoil his one night of fun.

To be fair to Mammon, it’s rather rare for him to lose control of his anger like he did. But when they tried to pull him away from the roulette table, he genuinely snarled at them and told them to get lost...!

Fortunately, he regretted his actions immediately after he saw the hurt in their eyes…

If their goal had been to get him to step away from the table, they achieved it. But only because he got up to pull them into a hug while stammering out apologies… Watching them actually shed tears hurt worse than any rope Lucifer had ever tied around him...

He spent the rest of the night away from the casino and trying to cheer up his human like his life depended on it... Seeing them in pain just tore him up that much.

"Ah, come on MC… I'm sorry, honest…! Please don't look at me like that, I'll do whatever ya want okay...? Just no more cryin…"

Leviathan 

Now thinks he's the worst, literally the worst. Lower than lesser demon spit. Lower than Cerberus' shit. Lower than… well, you get the idea…

Levi can get very… intense when things involving his passions are brought up. This can be a fairly endearing quality… but it also means he gets disproportionately impassioned about seemingly minor things.

Levi ended up snapping at the MC when they let him over-sleep one day. This wasn’t unusual for them to do as Levi’s sleep schedule was notoriously shitty, but they shouldn't have done it that particular day…

An item he wanted on Akuzon was going to go live that morning and he had to be awake to participate in the bidding. He had mentioned it to the MC the day before, but he blew past it so quickly they didn’t actually remember…

He found out that he missed the bidding after he woke up and he was pissed. Genuinely enraged that they didn’t remember to wake him up to the point that he was shouting and baring his fangs! 

… Really it was not a good look and he should have known better.

The look of fear and the tears gathering in the MC’s eyes snapped him out of it like a hard slap to the face, and somehow, it stung even more than that would’ve... It wasn’t long before he was crying along with them, practically begging for forgiveness...

He made it up to them by having a private showing of their favorite movie using a projector in the Planetarium, cuddling with them under a blanket while still, occasionally, muttering apologies under his breath.

“M-MC…? MC don’t cry…!! Please don’t cry, I- I’m sorry!! I… MC… I’m so sorry…”

Satan

Like Lucifer, he always worried this would happen and he hated when it finally came to pass…

He’d spent all his life learning how to restrain his temper, but it’s not a perfect science. There are the occasional times where the heat of the moment gets the better of him and he does something he regrets…

The MC had walked in on him one morning while he was fuming about Beel leaving the fridge empty again. It hadn’t been the first time they’d seen him like this, but this time he was absolutely furious.

He had told Beel again and again and again to get his snacking under control or to, you know, get up early and get more food so the whole family wouldn’t spend the morning starving but noooo! Mr. I’m Hungry never thinks about anything but his own stomach and then leaves whoever’s on kitchen duty to pick up the slack like some dimwitted muscle-bound meathead and THEN-!!

When the MC tried to take his arm to calm him down, he jerked their hand away from him and roared right in their face. He may not be a lion, but the full sound of a pissed off demon could make humans have breakdowns all on its own…

Which was more or less what the MC began to do as he gripped their wrist, panicking while taking shallow, stuttered breaths…

Satan's anger left him swiftly and he let them go, only reaching out to touch them again when he tried to wipe the tears from their cheeks… He had to coo and beg for them to calm down, which was only so successful because he was fighting back tears himself… 

On a scale of 1-10 of the worse things his temper has ever done, he'd rank this a firm 200... He refused to touch them for about a week afterwards and it took a long time for him to trust himself again… He just didn't want to hurt them...

"MC?? MC…? M… Oh no… MC, I'm so sorry, I would never hurt you! I… I wouldn't dare… please believe me..."

Asmodeus 

Oh baby! Sweetheart! Love of his life!! No, please no… don't subject him to this…

MC and Asmo were out dancing and some witch came by to try and flatter him.

Now, Asmo is a flirt normally, but get a few drinks in him and well… Let's just say his love of attention overrides his better judgment far more often than it should and friends don't let friends go home with creepy witches.

When the MC told the witch to scram, Asmo was confused and, frankly, quite irritated. That lovely lady had been stroking his ego in all the right ways and his human just scared her off so rudely!

Under most situations, Asmo would have kept his cool better but the haze of Demonus made his tongue loose... which let the venom fly…

He couldn’t quite remember what he said. The words left his mouth so quickly that they slurred together on his clumsy tongue, but it must have been enough because the MC flinched away from him.

That hurt all on its own, but as he started to process the pain in their eyes… he had never sobered up so fast...

He had their cheeks cupped in his hands and were kissing away their tears within the instant. Though the loud music at the club should have drowned out his apologies, the MC could see it written all over his equally tearful face…

He pulled them into his arms and then out of the club shortly after, the fog of Demonus that plagued him just moments before had long left him and all he knew was that the MC needed to be brought home and cuddled… stat.

“M-MC…? I’m sorry was it something… did I…? I’m so sorry… Please don’t cry…!”

Beelzebub 

He really didn't mean to shout so loud… honest... 

Beel becomes a completely different person when he’s hungry. He’s not entirely to blame, as his hunger can get so intense, but he still can snap from time to time when he really doesn’t mean to…

It was right after one of his practices and Beel hadn’t gotten a chance to eat in a few hours by the time the MC came to grab him from RAD. That already had him in a bad mood, but practice hadn’t gone too well for him either… 

He honestly didn’t realize how sharply he snapped at the MC when they asked him how he was. The irritation and frustration of the day all hit him at once and he became much harsher towards them than he ever intended…

It must have been the shock of seeing ever-sweet Beel suddenly get so aggressive with them that startled them so. He saw a couple tears gathering in their eyes before they could hide them and his heart just sank…

The MC was picked up in a crushing bear hug before they even let out their first sniffle. Beel didn’t even have to say how sorry he was, they could feel it in every squeeze he gave them. All while he completely ignored the growling of his stomach...

Beel wouldn’t let them go until he was certain they’d forgiven him which, honestly, took a while. Mammon was the one to ask why he had carried them all the way back to the House like a baby but… well, he didn’t need to know, now did he?

“MC, I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have shouted… Are you alright...?”

Belphegor 

Stubborn boi is stubborn and trying really, really hard not to crack right now...

That's not going to last long.

Belphie can be a bit of a brat and since he's the baby of the family so he's used to getting his way. He and the MC don't argue a ton, but when they do, he always digs his heels in and refuses to budge an inch on anything.

So what started out as a simple disagreement on how often Belphie would flake out on his chores turned into a kick-the-door-down argument over how much his laziness left the MC to pick up the slack...

It ended as all their barn burning arguments do, with demon-form Belphie sitting cross-legged on his bed refusing to look at them and the MC angrily pacing about the room until he cools off…

And then he heard it.

First a sniffle… and then a hiccup. Another sniffle then muffled whine…

Oh no… not this… Why are they crying…? They don't normally cry…

To his credit (or perhaps discredit), he managed to hold out for about two minutes before he finally glanced back at them. Seeing the MC wiping their tears all alone on the floor crumbled his resolve real quick.

The MC found themselves enveloped by Belphie's arms before they even noticed he got up. Naturally, he was pouting and trying to make it seem like "not a big deal or anything" but they could tell by the nervous twitch of his tail that he was hurting too…

Needless to say. Belphie started remembering his chores a lot more after that.

"Humans are so fragile… I didn't mean to make you cry, you know? I'll get things done just… Don't cry… please…"

[delphi-dreamin]

Pact Marks

Note: This is probably gonna be the shortest part of this series. Levi is...not my favorite. Especially at the beginning. In later lessons I started taking a liking to him, but, well...

Pt 1: Mammon | Pt 3: Beel | Pt 4: Asmo | Pt 5: Satan

Pt. 6: Belphie | Pt 7: Lucifer

Part 2: Levi

The planetarium isn’t the most private place in the house, but Delphi agrees to meet the third-born there anyway. She’s honestly shocked when he declares her the winner of the TSL quiz and agrees to form a pact with her, but she was always taught not to look a gift horse in the mouth. She’s nervous to be close enough for him to put a pact mark on her skin, as he had just tried to rip her limb from limb not too long ago, but she steps forward anyway.

“You need bare skin, right?” she sighs, rolling up her left jacket sleeve.

“W-w-what?!” Levi stammers, stepping back and throwing his arms up in front of himself.

“For the pact mark,” Delphi clarifies, rolling her eyes. Clearly Levi no longer presents a danger. Her jacket sleeve will only roll to her elbow, so she just sheds it, discarding it onto a chair with a huff. She’s tired and sore and ready to get this over with so she can go to bed. Turns out being thrown around like a ragdoll is exhausting.

Levi swallows hard. “O-oh. Right. W-where..?”

“My arm,” she snaps, gesturing to her left bicep.

“R-right! Okay! So I just-“

With a sigh, Delphi grabs Levi’s wrist, pulls him toward her, and places his hand palm down on her bicep. The searing pain begins immediately as the magic of the pact burns itself into her skin. Already in a shit mood, she grimaces at the sensation. She hisses once through gritted teeth, but that’s all she allows herself.

Levi watches her with amber eyes wide. He doesn’t actually know too much about pacts himself, but from what he’s been told, the marking process is incredibly painful. And here’s this human in front of him, wincing sure, but just standing there. Taking it.

The pain subsides after a few more moments and Delphi lets go of Levi’s arm, letting him jump back like he was the one who’d just been branded. The hook-shaped mark glows orange for a brief moment, then fades to black, looking for all the world like a tattoo.

“Great, now that that's over, I need to borrow your cursed vinyl copy of the TSL soundtrack,” Delphi says, picking up her jacket and shoving it back on.

Slack-jawed, Levi nods.

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Heavy pounding on his door startles Mammon out of bed. He’s shocked and annoyed to find Levi standing there when he opens it.

“D’ya have any idea what time it is, Levi?” he yawns, scratching his shoulder. Levi shoves his way into the room, standing in the center of the floor until Mammon shuts the door.

Levi starts, “When you marked Delphi for your pact, did she just-“

“Stand there and take it?” Mammon finishes. “Yeah. It was like she barely felt it.”

“What kind of human is she? Does she just not feel pain?” Levi asks.

“Nah, she felt it,” Mammon replies, shaking his head. “She just took it.”

Throwing his arms up, Levi exclaims, “But that’s insane! Isn’t the pact mark literally-“

“Hell fire,” another voice finishes from the doorway.

Both the second- and third-born jump at the sudden intrusion. They both spin around to see their younger brother standing in the doorway, his massive frame taking up the entire entrance.

“Beel!” Mammon shouts. “Didn't anybody ever teach ya how to knock?!”

Beelzebub shrugs, stepping inside the room. He explains, “I came to ask you something, but then I heard you talking about Delphi and the pact marks. She really just didn't react to the pain?”

“I mean, she reacted,” Levi says. “But you wouldn’t have thought she was being burned by hell fire.”

“She barely even flinched,” Mammon adds, his eyes practically sparkling.

“Hmm,” Beel hums, no longer looking at either of his brothers. He shoves his hands in his pockets staring absently at the floor. Mammon and Levi continue chattering away about the human, but Beel doesn’t hear what they say. Could she really be that strong?

“Beel!”

The sixth-born looks up with a jolt hearing Mammon yell his name.

“Ya said you came to ask us somethin’, what was it?”

Beel shakes his head. “I don’t remember.”

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