#Levi is a pharmacist

[its-lulu-dee]

My entry for day 5 of Rivetra Week 2024! 👨‍🔬

Prompt: Monster

[levi-supreme]

Levi taking care of you when you're sick

Characters: Levi x fem!reader

Genre: Modern!au

Warnings: SFW, fluff. Established relationship. Levi is the best lover anyone can ever ask for. A little self-indulgent. Use of nicknames (princess, baby, babe, love).

A/N: I'm down with a fever and all I want is to have Levi take care of me so, please enjoy this little drabble of Levi taking care of you <3 tbh this can also be for a gender neutral reader, but I decided to tag it as fem!reader because of the nicknames, so read it at your own discretion!!

You woke up feeling like you got run over by a truck, your body unusually sore and aching. Your head was pounding and your throat felt as dry as sand. Weird, you thought. You felt okay last night before you slept.

"L-Levi?" you croaked, your voice cracking and your throat hurting. "Levi? Babe?" you called out, feeling hotter than usual under your layers. Your boyfriend stirred in his sleep and opened his eyes.

"Yes, baby? You're up early," Levi scooted closer to you, but his expression turned sour.

"You're sweating a lot." Levi jumped up and grabbed a thermometer. Touching your forehead, he realised you felt warmer than usual. As the thermometer beeped, he took it out and saw the reading on the screen.

37.8°C. You were having a fever.

"Get up, princess. Wash up. We're going to see Hange." Levi supported you up and carried you to the bathroom, sitting you on the toilet seat and helping you remove your sweaty clothing.

"W-wait, it's only 8am, love... Hange's clinic doesn't open until 10—"

"I'm calling them in a while. Don't worry. Are you able to stand?" You nodded and stepped into the shower, assuring Levi you're fine. Levi quickly went to give Hange a call, and they said they would wait for you two at their clinic.

Once the both of you were done washing up, Levi blew dry your hair and forced you into a thick sweater and comfy track pants. The heat was unbearable and you could already feel yourself getting sweaty, yet Levi said it was better to sweat it all out. Putting on a surgical mask on you and himself, Levi quickly escorted you into his car and began driving to Hange's clinic.

"Oi, four-eyes," Levi pushed the door of Hange's clinic and the loud chime of the bell signalled his arrival. Hange was already at the counter.

"Friendly way to greet your friend who opened up their clinic an hour earlier for you," Hange replied without looking up from their computer, taking a sip of steaming hot coffee from their mug.

"I'm sorry Hange," you let out a few coughs, feeling the swell in your throat, "I know you only start work at 10 and—"

"I'm kidding! Don't be sorry. I was just teasing Levi." Hange laughed and waved their hand before opening the door to one of the consultation rooms, telling Levi to bring you inside. Hange then put on a pair of gloves and a surgical mask and took your temperature. Your temperature was now 38.0°C.

Taking a stethoscope, Hange began asking you questions about your symptoms and you recounted them to the best of your ability. Levi had an arm on your shoulder, giving you reassuring squeezes and rubbing your back whenever you coughed. Hange wrote the prescriptions on a small card before handing it to the pharmacist through a small sliding window. Opening the door, Hange told you and Levi to wait outside.

"Remember to take your medicine on time and you'll recover within the next few days, okay?" Hange smiled as Levi collected the medicine from the pharmacist. You nodded while suppressing your cough and Hange frowned.

"Don't do that, it's bad for your throat. Also, no cold drinks or food, no snacking, and no physical activities even after you've recovered." Levi grunted a word of thanks as you waved goodbye before walking you out of Hange's clinic, making a beeline straight home.

"Go take a shower, princess. I'll cook you some soup." Levi told you as he unlocked the door, helping you remove your shoes. You felt really lethargic all over and badly needed to nap, yet you knew you had to get a rinse to cool down your temperature. You slowly made your way to the bathroom and took a well needed cold shower, hissing in pain whenever the cold water hit your skin. When you were done, you made your way to the dining table. Levi was still in the kitchen, and you could catch a whiff of fragrant soup.

"I know you don't have much of an appetite, but you need to eat, okay? Drink some soup first. I cooled it already." Your boyfriend gave you a soft kiss on your forehead and pushed the bowl of vegetable soup in front of you. You took a good look and realised it wasn't the bowl you usually used for meals, but a smaller-sized one. You gave him an appreciative smile before taking a sip while Levi sat beside you.

"Mm... It's good," you took slow sips, coughing sometimes as Levi rubbed your back.

"Want more? I'll get you another bowl." Levi stood up and went to the kitchen with your half-empty bowl, coming back with a new piping hot bowl of soup. You took your time and finished your soup, feeling your throat less scratchy and dry compared to how it was in the morning.

"Come on, let's get your hair dried and you need to take a nap." Your boyfriend held you up and walked you back to the bedroom. You could feel your head spinning and the aches all over your joints, you couldn't wait to fall asleep. Levi helped you sit and began blow drying your hair for you, making sure he wasn't accidentally pulling your hair or scratching your scalp too hard. The soft pressure from Levi's fingers combing through your hair was so comforting that you nearly dozed off without realising. Once Levi was done, he quickly got you your medication and made sure you took all of them before tugging you into bed, making sure you were comfortable.

With your head on your pillow and your blanket covering your entire body, Levi was closing the curtains when you softly said "b-babe," after a small coughing fit, cringing after hearing how hoarse your throat was. Levi hummed in response.

"... can you nap with me?"

Levi turned around and gave you a grin, "yeah, of course, princess. Give me a sec, okay?" and he left the bedroom for a short moment before coming back with a huge flask of water and your water bottle, setting it on top of the bedside drawer. Levi got under the covers and gently pulled you closer, letting your back rest against his sturdy chest as he loosely draped an arm around you.

"Y-you don't—cough—you don't have to be s-so close," you shivered, "I'm really w-warm, and I don't want to pass my f-fever—cough—to you—"

"Shhh, it's fine," he pressed a fleeting kiss on your crown, "you're toasty." Levi let out a long breath before pulling you closer to him. "go to sleep, love. Before I knock you out." you bit your lower lip and tried to hide your laughter, instead you broke into a coughing fit. You briefly turned to look at your boyfriend.

"Don't be mean babe, I'm sick."

"And I'll take care of you until you recover," Levi gave you another small smile and pressed a kiss to your cheek, "go to sleep. I'll wake you up before dinner." you nodded and closed your eyes, listening to your boyfriend's slow breathing behind your back. Levi kept his eyes on you, watching you until the crease between your brows disappeared before joining you in dreamland.

A/N: This is also a reminder to drink more water and eat your fruits and veggies, and take care of yourself!!! <3

Tagging: @levi-lover @ack3rlady @cinnamonlevi @roralore @imkumichan @kristinecharmm @notgoodforlife @jean-prettyboy-kirschtein @sweet-assh0le @hannie2kay @ack3rlevi @levislovingwife @galactict3a @hauntedhousecat @suukee @thesimpsstuff @ackermendick @greenfurret @evas-leslas @levisbrat25 @chaotic-nick @lilshades @svftackerman @youre-ackermine @ladycheesington

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[portraitsofsaints]

St. Mark the Evangelist 1AD-68 Feast Day: April 25 Patronage: notaries, secretaries, pharmacists, lawyers, lions, prisoners, glaziers, Venice

Saint Mark is one of the Gospel writers and a member of the tribe of Levi. He is believed to be "John Mark” in the Acts of the Apostles and the cousin of St. Barnabas. They joined St. Paul on the first mission to Antioch in 44AD. Mark was St. Paul’s “trusted companion” especially when Paul was imprisoned in Rome. St. Mark died a martyr in Alexandria and his relics are enshrined at the Cathedral of St. Mark in Venice.

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase here: (website)

[blues824]

Can you do obey me brothers with a mc who like qiqi from genshin impact(platonic ofc)

Lucifer

He knows that you are a zombie, so he will try and adjust accordingly. He finds it adorable and efficient how you give yourself orders, but sometimes you probably shouldn’t because some tasks are too much. He likes how you keep an agenda so that your day is organized.

He will designate a spot in the HoL’s garden so you can plant herbs. You are still a practicing pharmacist, so you will do herbal remedies for the brothers. It’s not only cheaper than going to a doctor, but it’s also just easier.

You are also very polite, but lack emotion. It makes sense, since you are undead and therefore only follow orders like a mindless servant for their master, but you are your own master. Shouldn’t that allow you to show feelings? Well, besides annoyance since you pointed out that Mammon had a very punchable face.

Mammon

Big brother Mammon didn’t know you were a zombie until you told him. Honestly, he is kind of offended that you didn’t tell him, but you explained that you had never put it down in your notebook on orders you needed to give yourself to do that day… or any day.

He would help you gather the herbs you needed if someone within your friend group was sick. It was a surprisingly peaceful activity for him. Also, he’s happy that it’s easier and cheaper than going to a doctor since you were a pharmacist.

He once tried to give you an order to see if it would work, but instead of laughing you got a tad annoyed. You explained that since you freed yourself from the amber, you were your own master and therefore only followed your own orders. 

Leviathan

You remind him of the zombie from ‘My brother/sister was taken away by a god and now I need to travel around to try and get strong enough to get them back!’ You even give yourself orders in the same way that the character from the game does!

He doesn’t really have a green thumb, so growing the herbs is all on you. He wishes that he was more interested in that type of stuff, but he will order seeds that you need online if you want. It’s the thought that counts, right?

He finds it unsettling that you show little to no emotion. Sure, you were the walking dead, but you could at least smile to make it less awkward. The one time he did see you get annoyed was when Mammon came asking him for money and you blatantly stated that the second eldest brother had a ‘punchable face’. It had Levi rolling and laughing on the floor.

Satan

He also knew you were a zombie because he actually bothered to read the student profiles of the exchange students. It was fascinating how you operated by giving yourself orders based on the schedule you set up for your day.

He would also help with taking care of and harvesting the herbs that you needed to practice your pharmaceutical practices. You remind him a lot of Solomon in that aspect, and he is intrigued with the subtle differences. 

He would prefer to not show emotion as well, but since he is the Avatar of Wrath it’s nearly impossible for him to do that. He lets out an audible laugh whenever you get annoyed since it’s usually Mammon who started something. You even said that he had a very punchable face, and Satan agrees.

Asmodeus

He had no suspicion whatsoever since you looked alive. When you did order yourself to tell him that you were a zombie, he was so surprised. He thought you were a human, a sorcerer like Solomon was. Ain’t no freaking way. Then he realized that you had to order yourself to do things and the pieces pieced themselves together.

He would go to you for dermatological problems since you are well-versed in that field. He would help you with whatever you needed as long as it would help his beauty (also, as long as it didn’t get his hands dirty).

He’s slightly concerned when you don’t show any sort of emotion towards any of the things he’s excited about. I mean, whatever it is is a cause of joy! However, he burst out in laughter when you got annoyed at Mammon and said that he had a punchable face.

Beelzebub

He also didn’t really suspect anything about you. He just thought that ordering yourself around was either determination to get tasks done or to remind you of what you were doing, which is generally understandable. When you did tell him, he was shocked.

As much as I love him, please don’t ask him to gather herbs with you. He will most definitely eat them, even if you warn him that they aren’t edible. It’s even worse if it is a rare herb since it looks very appetizing to him.

He doesn’t really mind if you don’t show emotions. He’s typically very neutral as well, so he can’t say much against it. He will say that everyone (besides Mammon) erupted into laughter when you said that the second eldest was annoying and had a face you wanted to meet with your fist.

Belphegor

He was definitely suspicious of you. He hasn’t read your student file (mainly because he was locked in the attic), but he knew that you weren’t human. At least not completely human. No one went around giving them orders like a master does to a servant. When you did tell him, he mentally slapped himself for being so dumb

He wouldn’t be excited to go collect herbs unless it’s to make a potion that will allow him to sleep better. If that’s the case, then he will gladly go foraging for whatever you need. Anything for a better night’s sleep (I felt that).

He’s mostly just annoyed at all of his brothers, so he feels you when he hears you say that Mammon has a punchable face. He, too, thinks that his older brother has a face that needs a good punch, but he didn’t expect you to say it out loud.

[rivangel]

I think it was you that mentioned that post war levi would have gardening as a hobby and be good at it and im crying at the thought. Him having a moment of peace (cant imagine its often considering everything hes been through and now has time to think about it) and him being so proud when his flowers grow pretty and bright. Gathering some to bring inside to put in a vase. Oh im sobbing

YES YES AND HIM GIVING THE FLOWERS TO HIS PHARMACIST OR THE MAILMAN BC HES ALL LIKE 😠‘ugh i have too many' BUT HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY WHEN SOMEONE ESPECIALLY APPRECIATES IT OR MENTIONS THEY HAVE A FAVORITE

WHENEVER HE GOES TO ONE OF THE CAMPS TO PLANT TREES W GABI AND FALCO AND CO HE he replants flowers😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️

ANYWAY i need art of this so bad😭😭😭yes. in my mind he won’t even harm a fly, he sighs as he opens the nearest door, takes a feather duster and thwaps it in that direction until the fly leaves.

he is retiring to be cutie patootie mc-pookie

[dogstarve]

                    TALIA  BALFOUR                AKA:  THE  DOG  TOOTH.

basics.

given  name.     talia  balfour. nickname.     tally,   give  her  some. age.     twenty-nine   (   january  29,   1995   ). place  of  birth.     manhattan,   new  york. gender  identity.     cis  woman   (   she   +   her   ). orientation.     bisexual,   would  probably  say  she’s  never  been  in  a  relationship,   even  though  she  absolutely  has  been.     give  her  psychosexual  nonsense  or  give  her  nothing. occupation.     pharmacist  for  cloyne  pharmacy. song.     girl,   you’ll  be  a  woman  soon  by  urge  overkill. moral  alignment.     neutral  evil. character  inspiration.     lee  harker   (   longlegs   ),   emma  frost   (   marvel   ),   sofia  falcone   (   the  penguin   ),   audrey  horne   (   twin  peaks   ),   lily   &   amanda   (   thoroughbreds   ),   victoria  neuman   (   the  boys   ),   mima  kirigoe   (   perfect  blue   ),   amma  crellin   (   sharp  objects   ),   eve   (   the  bible   ).

background.

you’re  not  a  miracle;   you’re  barely  a  statistic.     pink  fruit  from  a  round  womb.     grown  at  a  hill’s  crest,   a  strand  of  wet  grass  below  the  peach  tree,   overlooking  a  herd  of  sun-dried  cows.     no  one  would  notice  your  cotton  cradle.     no  one  but  the  stars.     and  your  mother’s  eyes  do  not  glisten  upon  watching  your  first  blink.     nor  your  first  day  at  school.     nor  your  first  ballet  recital.     without  a  picture,   you  wouldn’t  even  know  she  was  there.     you  forget  her  youth   ––   in  your  wet  baby-toothed  way   ––   for  there’s  nothing  to  chew  from  her.     bent  from  its  frame,   your  memory  holds  a  father’s  smile,   and  his  heavy  hand  upon  your  lithe  shoulder.

the  eve  of  your  fourteenth  birthday,   your  mother  cups  your  jaw  in  both  hands.     splayed  fingers  brush  against  your  slow  pulse.     your  breath  dampens  her  skin.     you  feel  it,   now,   more  than  she  did.     her  warmth  spilled  across  your  neck  like  air-thickened  blood.     this  is  before  the  second  step-mother,   right  at  the  precipice  of  your  first.     watch  him  for  me,   your  mother  says,   watch  him  at  night  for  me.     for  me.     almost  too  easy,   your  mother  would  say.     a  simple  kiss  at  their  temple,   and  a  child  remembers  their  mother.     quiet  malice,   salted  to  taste,   by  your  father  forgetting  to  call  you  his  favourite  girl.     and  there,   the  axe  earns  its  first  swing.

flesh  is  sweet  and  bought  hostility  is  sweeter.     levied  by  her  parents,   held  like  a  serrated  knife.     where  love  should  be  milk-bathed  and  pat  dry,   your  definition  curdles  into  a  tight  smile.     rehearsed  in  the  dark  mirror  of  another’s  pupil.     by  your  twenties,   you  reach  a  third  step-mother.     and  yet,   there  is  only  one  that  you  call  father.     the  game  loses  its  fresh  scent   –   stale  like  wrinkled,   doughy  hands   –   and  your  teeth  grow  sturdy.     their  quiet  plea  for  your  return  wafts  close  to  your  ear,   like  the  sound  of  crashing  water  from  a  seashell  as  the  sea  rolls  against  your  feet.

[whatupcherry]

Levi (Modern + Canon) Head Canons cause why not <33

Levi was a hard core punk kid is high school and early college, had a leather jacket with spikes, wore black eyeshadow, listened to my chemical romance and yellow card. Mikasa may or may not have stolen his favorite leather jacket when she got highschool

Is really good at soccer (⚽️) and hockey. he play soccer in high school and college and just played hockey with mike for funny.

Cares around tea bag with him cause he only like a few brands and only drinks the type he buys.

is a pharmacist, he has always been interested in medicine since his mother was sick for almost all of his child hood.

Levi can not swallow pills for the life of him. He has to cut them in haft to even think about swallowing them.

Levi spoils the crap out of his horse like he gives him sugars cups almost every chance he gets, he loves his horse, and he was hurt when he figured out his horse died with the explosion with Zeke

Since he was super fair skin he suns burns easily, therefore he always has sunscreen on him.

He started to gray pretty quick when he hit forty, but it was just a bunch of thin sliver hairs. so you could barely notice.

Has a Siamese cat that he named Chai, and has knitted her small sweaters but if anyone asks he bought them.

Mike calls Levi a "toddler on steroids"

[xx-justsomeguy-xx]

DOLA BIRTHDAY???

what is she doing for her birthday? 💕

oml that gif is you and her fr ;w; and yes it is her birthday!! nov 19, my lil meow meow is a scorpio >w<

Thinking about what she does for her bday is a little tough bc she’s got two perspectives depending on which version of her is being asked.

If it’s Genshin!Dola, who in this case is just very happy to be in Mondstadt for her birthday again… She’d probably be spending the day cooking and baking her own food for her own little celebration? A mix of Fontainian and Mondstadter cuisine, and Adelinde would not be allowed to help her.

All her close friends are invited, so pretty much the most of the adult Mond roster that she grew up with—so that’s Diluc (ofc), Kaeya, Jean (+ Barbara), and Eula? Basically the nobles, then she can’t forget Lisa (who is bordering on being an auntie for her) and since she kinda comes as a package with Kaeya, Jean, and Lisa, Klee is there too.

(There are of course letters sent by friends she’s made during her travels over the years. One from Wrio and Sigewinne, some from a funeral parlor in Liyue and a law consultancy, perhaps a letter from the pharmacist, and of course, a letter and present from a certain man from Snezhnaya that Dola has to stop Diluc with burning.)

Very small gathering at first, then slowly expands the longer she’s in Mond and the more she befriends people. She’s just happy to be able to do this again with all her friends! Ofc she had celebrations with Wrio and some of the other Fontaine cast but it’s different when you grew up with these guys, you know?

(And the end of the day she’s exhausted from cooking and hosting and cleaning, so it’s either Diluc just focuses on making her feel good in bed or they don’t even do anything spicy and he just treats her to the nicest massage ever with his very strong hot hands :3 Cuddles after ofc, no matter what ends up happening)

If it’s OM!Dola she’s be much more laid back about her birthday, she’s had so many after all. It’s just a lazy day in, work completely forgotten, and there’s an equal chance of it just being her two beloveds being her company all day (which probably leads to, ahem. Some non-stop fun everywhere, all throughout her apartment) but if the brothers + angels pay her a visit it’s basically just all of them hanging out while Dola pays for all the takeout they get.

It only devolves into a mess when it’s time to open gifts. Everyone gets competitive. Levi and Asmo especially, since they consider themselves closest to Dola after Satan.

Idk if this was answered the way you wanted it to be but shdjsjs it was fun to think about! Thank you for asking ;w;

[eaglesnick]

101 Things You Should Know About The UK Tory Government

Thing 94

According to the Joseph Rowntree Foundation, there were around 13.4 million people living in poverty in the UK between 2020 and 2021. Since then, energy price increases and inflation have driven  more families below the bread line.

One of the lesser-known consequences of this is the fact that many of the poor can no longer afford to pay for the medicine they need.

“One in two pharmacists had ... seen a rise in people not collecting their prescription, while two in three pharmacists reported seeing an increase in requests for cheaper, over-the-counter substitutes for the medicine they had been prescribed.” (MailOnline: 13/02/23)

England is the only country within the UK to levy prescription charges. Being too poor to be able to afford essential medicines will only cost the NHS more in the long run, with more people ending up in hospital than might otherwise have been the case. The government charges £9.35 per prescription item. 

Rather than scrap the prescription charge altogether, in 2021 the government announced plans to charge the over 60’s who up until now have been exempt from paying.

The government justifies these changes thus:

“Prescription charges generate approximately £600 million in revenue for the English NHS each year. An increase to the upper age exemption could generate additional revenue for NHS frontline services.”  (Gov.UK 01/07/21)

Is it possible for this Tory government to become any more mean-spirited?

[dirjoh-blog]

The 73 days of Isaac Michel Max Rosenbaum

We now live in an era when we consider 73 years a young age to die. Isaac Michel Max Rosenbaum only lived for 73 days.. He was born in Amsterdam, on January 19, 1943,Murdered in Sobibor, on April 2, 1943. His father was Ephraim Izak Levie Rosenbaum who lived with his wife and children until 1943 at 13 JDMeierplein (Houtmarkt 13 at the time). He was a pharmacist in the building on the Hoek Amstel…

[hallucinosims]

Doesn't everybody try to do their best, at what they do best, And do less, of the bad to begin with

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[m-jelly]

Country Living AOT town

Collab event!

So, I and a few other creators on Tumblr made a whole town! Each AOT member that people make oneshots on has a role within the town.

The following are those who worked with me:

@ladycheesington @postwarlevi @hauntedhousecat @chaotic-nick @lucysarah-c @levisbrat25 @charlotteplsdosth @levi-supreme @ack3rlady

Now we have a town, we can all have a little fun! Pick an AOT character and write a oneshot about them in this town. It can be with or without the reader, it can be self-insert, OC or just a nice story about how they interact with each other. You can pick anyone you want and write multiple ones!

Anyone can take part.

The townspeople and their roles:

Erwin: Mayor

Levi: Sheriff

@yakaaamoz Work here

Mike: Pub and inn owner

Hange: Doctor and pharmacist 

Moblit: Art teacher and weekend firefighter

Sasha: Butcher

Jean: Vet also works at the local diner

Connie: Chicken farmer and grocer

Niccolo: Resturant owner

Eren: Firefighter

Mikasa: Firefighter

Armin: Librarian and town records

Historia: Teacher and volunteers at Hange’s practice 

Yimir: Gas station owner

Hitch: Member of the town council

Marlowe: Judge

Zeke: Defence lawyer

Pieck: Herbal and tea shop owner, also teaches yoga

Porco: Mechanic 

Marcel: Barber

Reiner: Personal trainer

Annie: muay thai instructor 

Bertholdt: Baker and helps Pieck out sometimes. 

Kenny: Town drunk

I started this with the others because I wanted to do something fun together as a group. I wanted to write together and make this wonderful fun town filled with silly events and interactions. I wanted people to place themselves into this town and imagine what life would be like. It's just something fun for all to do and to collab on.

[thessalian]

Thess vs Upcoming Not-Budget

UK Government: So there's going to be an exciting Economics THING tomorrow!

Most of the UK: You mean a budget.

UK Government: Nooooooooo no no no no! Budgets have to be run by the finance bureau to make sure the numbers add up and we're not doing that! No, we've just got some sweeping economic changes to make but it's NOT A BUDGET.

Most of the UK: Riiiiiiiiiight.

UK Government: First of all, we're scrapping that National Insurance increase! So you get to keep more money! Do you love us yet?

Most of the UK: Wasn't that supposed to be the Health and Social Care Levy thing? I mean, without that, how are you going to pay for the social care changes? Not to mention the state of the NHS?

UK Government: Um. Well, our Health Secretary has a plan about that! She's saying that we're going to set new targets for the NHS, insisting that patients MUST be seen within two weeks!

Most of the UK: So are we getting more GPs?

UK Government: We're ... working on that. We aim to make it a lot easier for GPs to come live here!

Most of the UK: Didn't most of them leave because of your jingoistic nationalist bullshit involving Brexit? Control of our borders, all that?

UK Government: ...Anyway, people can go see pharmacists if they need basic advice.

Most of the UK: You tried that with the 111 helpline; that didn't work either.

UK Government: ......ANYWAY. Also, we're dealing with the energy bill problem! We're only letting the energy companies charge a lot more instead of a VERY LOT MORE, and we're not letting them raise the price of energy for businesses! Do you love us yet?

Most of the UK: So if it was that easy to take money from them, what was wrong with the windfall tax? You know, the one that energy companies were apparently happy with but you refused to do?

UK Government: Oh, we're not taking money from the energy companies. The government is making up the shortfall!

Most of the UK: ...This after you were saying that you were going to cut corporate taxes?

UK Government: Yep! I mean, we can't deprive companies of money because we want them to invest here!

Most of the UK: Okay, leaving aside the fact that economists agree that that doesn't *work* ... how are you going to pay for that?

UK Government: Massive borrowing!

Most of the UK: Won't we have to be covering that with tax money?

UK Government: Um...

Most of the UK: And yet you're cutting corporate taxes, scrapping the National Insurance increase, and refusing to windfall tax actual windfalls. And you're saying that this is going to *help* the economy.

UK Government: It's the only way to avoid a recession!

Independent Economists' Group: We are currently in a recession.

UK Government: ...we won't be reliant on gas from despots because we're going to make fracking legal again! It'll be voluntary for each area, of course; we'll just pay them off until they agree!

Scotland: LIKE FUCK YOU WILL.

UK Government: ...ignore them...

Most of the UK: And that's yet more money from the borrowing, which we'll be paying back for generations.

UK Government: ...um...

Most of the UK: So will any of this money be going to things like the NHS, social care, all the other civic things that need doing and were previously part of the government's pledge to level up?

UK Government: It's not our fault the NHS is in crisis! We're thinking about it!

Most of the UK: YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT - AND OUTRIGHT WRECKING IT - FOR THE *TWELVE YEARS YOU'VE BEEN IN POWER*!

UK Government: ...We'll give you Imperial measurements back...

Most of the UK: So yet another trade barrier with the EU. Does this mean a trade deal with the US like we were promised, despite us not actually being that desirable a trade partner without the EU?

UK Government: ...Biden is being very unreasonable. Just because we want to break international law a little bit and maybe kick off the Troubles again...

Most of the UK: You were hoping the death of the Queen would be enough of a dead cat to buy you another week or so, weren't you.

UK Government: ...God save the king?

[portraitsofsaints]

St. Mark the Evangelist 1AD-68 Feast Day: April 25 Patronage: notaries, secretaries, pharmacists, lawyers, lions, prisoners, glaziers, Venice

Saint Mark is one of the Gospel writers and a member of the tribe of Levi. He is believed to be "John Mark” in the Acts of the Apostles and the cousin of St. Barnabas. They joined St. Paul on the first mission to Antioch in 44AD. Mark was St. Paul’s “trusted companion” especially when Paul was imprisoned in Rome. St. Mark died a martyr in Alexandria and his relics are enshrined at the Cathedral of St. Mark in Venice.

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase here: (website)

[fanmoose12]

hello!! can you recommend some of your fave really cute and fluff levihan fics?? (i finished all your works so HAHA) ps: ily and your works

Unkissable by firelord_suki - high school!au!!!! childhood friends levi and hange!!! mentions of greek mythology!! what more do i need to say!!!

Bandages by ConfusedMuse - canon verse!!! wounded hange, worried and very, very awkward levi!!!

Academic Crush by ForcedSimile - again, high school!au!!! the ending made me squeal like a little girl, but it’s very sweet overall :)

Turn by ConfusedMuse - your typical survey corps go to the ball, hange dances with someone else, levi catches feelings, decides to try dancing himself. adorable work! featuring very charming, very attractive hange <3

Once Upon A Heichou by MyDoki - this fic, gosh, this fic!!!! idk what is it with this fic, but i love it so much!!!! canon verse, hange and levi are growing up together, levi is a thug and hange is a pharmacist, and it’s the cutest thing ever! i read it too many times to count lmao, because it’s that good!!!

Dirt, Dust and Denial by revolutionrose - i don’t think anything has ever made me smile as much as this fic, the ending is perfect! it’s awkward and so fitting for levihan, and the added shenanigans of 104th is just the cherry on top! 

A Little Help Goes A Long Way by revolutionrose - it’s this fic that i blame for my levihan brainrot. it was the first fic that i read about those weirdos and then i’ve never recovered lmao. it’s so good! so, so good! the sweetest, cutest thing i can recommend!

[moblitberner-bunch]

Modern AU: proffessions

These have been sitting in my drafts for 1,5 year now so I decided to finish them and dedicate these to @quietcelt because she's gonna leave Tumblr soon... Me be sad...

Erwin: Teacher and student mentor

Mike: Dog trainer you can’t change my mind

Levi: TEA SHOP OWNER!!!

Hanji : Forensic scientist

Moblit : Pediatrician. He makes little drawings for children to make them a little happier too.

Nanaba : Emergency service line. Volunteers as telephone operater for abuse hot line

Nifa: Fashion store manager, designs clothes, once she released her own clothing line. She is now working on a skin care products line.

Pixis: professional alcoholic (sommelier)

Anka: Pharmacist

Rico : Lawyer (and a ridiculously good one too)

Ian: Journalist

Mitabi: Coach; Talent developer; Jury

Gustav: I-O psychologist

Studies:

Eren: No studies, works at MMA gym.

Mikasa: Language and Culture studies, works at a cinema.

Armin: Studies Biology and Geography, also in the honors program, is student tutor in biology as job.

Jean: Studies Political History, considers studying Law as well. Doesn’t need a job, he lives with his mom rent free.

Connie: Studies Programming and Computer Science, works in an electronics shop: he is a real gamer and sometimes earns money with the gameplay videos and streams he uploads.

Sasha: Works in bakery/patisserie/coffeehouse, no studies yet. She is kinda scared of studying.

Historia: Studies History, volunteers at the local animal shelter, human rights activist.

Petra: Social Worker, very active at schools and universities.

Eld: Security manager, could as well stand in as a body guard

Gunther: Studies Medicine. He has Omega Big Brains and he is devoted to using them.

Auruo: No studies, he is the stay-at-home family man.