#Lesson Number ONE!
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NO ALEKS!!! DON'T DO THAT!!
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons#anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too#idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s#the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue
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POCAHONTAS (1995) dir. Mike Gabriel and Eric Goldberg
#pocahontasedit#pocahontas#filmedit#animationedit#usersugar#disneyedit#userdre#userrobin#usermegara#underbetelgeuse#useraurore#fyeahmovies#fyeahdisney#cinematv#cinemapix#gifs*#disney#the way I cry when I watch this just about every time it evokes so much emotion + the animation is just beautiful#having grown up on this film feels very formative#no one retained the lesson of colors of the wind apparently I'm disturbed by the continued relevancy of this musical number#this is the best disney film of all time unfortunately... yes it's superior to hercules I'm so sorry
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totally fine ... ! 😀
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long live wad 🖤 @danielhowell
#daniel howell#dan howell#wad#we're all doomed#dnp#dan and phil#dip and pip#son of a bitch now owes me our stage door selfie AND everything's fine acoustic#lesson number one folks#never trust a man#save the bees#my art
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i love going for a gallop through the hollow woods and getting stuck on invisible polygons
version without speech bubble :)
#sso#star stable#sso oc#ssoblr#my art#horse#i like to think hunter falls off every time WizardEgg comes to a sudden stop due to one (1) polygon that's at an odd angle#<-things i think would be horribly inconvenient but really funny if SSE implemented in their horsegame. player character ability to fall of#inspired by the time i fell off the OTTB lesson horse I rode a number of years ago. fell on my head and lost a boot :)#he was very polite about it though. did a little lap around the arena and then came back to check on me.
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au where godot gets therapy and becomes a math professor after getting out of prison
no cuz i had so much fun with this
he either teaches 13ish year olds Algebra 1 or OR he teaches adults who are learning mathematics later in life! He’s trying to lay off the coffee at his therapist’s insistence. He’s gotten down to only 3 cups on a good day.
Pearl/Maya channels Mia the day before his very first lesson, and he practices the whole lesson plan on her because he’s actually nervous. </3 That’s the last time he’s seen her.
ngl i really love math teacher godot HAHA im genuinely so endeared to this idea???? putting many more hcs in the tags >:3
erm uh yeah but then i doodled squirrel godot and had fun with that too so here’s him HAHA
and yknow what sure here’s some cat lawyers from like 3 weeks ago that i’m never gonna post otherwise. epic post, artichoke, you’ve done it again. 😎😎😎👍👍
#ace attorney#fanart#prosecutor godot#godot#diego armando#mia fey#godot math teacher saga#maybe one day i’ll give math prof godot a redesign#okart#many more hcs here:#he practices his lesson plans now sometimes on pearl or maya#sometimes even wright#…sometimes#HES SO HAPPY THO#HE LOVES HIS JOB#he teaches a lot of random law facts during his lectures and tries to get the kids interested in the legal world#he tells his students to yell at him if he starts brewing coffee during class#he still won't just take his coffee supplies out of the classroom tho#he teaches how negative numbers multiply to be positive by saying#‘if a good thing happens to a good person… that’s good.’#‘if a bad thing happens to a bad person… that’s also good’#his students are always frightened when he says this cuz he breaks a mug with his bare fist as he does so#if he’s teaching kids; the kids LOVE the mask#he finally takes it off one day and the kids LOSE THEIR MINDS at his scar too#uhhh hc for squirrel godot he likes apples#teacher godot does too sure#yeah 👍#phoenix wright#maya fey#q
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#beyoncé#queen bey#country music#cowboy carter#instagram post#texas hold 'em#16 carriages#hot country songs chart#black woman#genre#irrelevant#inspiration#american flag#horse#number one single#supporters#race#music#unwelcomed#cma awards#daddy lessons#lemonade album#the chicks#dixie chicks#racist backlash#country fans
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
#steve x eddie#steddie#stranger things#someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please.#bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed#and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her#and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine#but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his#he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler#and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy#except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be#he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored#because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile#but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him#kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has#because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie#it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done#and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play#because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected....#anyway idk where i'm going with this
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sega please do not save maria please do not save maria PLEASE do not save mariaaaaaaa sega PLEASE
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sxsg spoilers#sxs generations#maria robotnik#the very end of the story trailer looks interesting but the implications are giving me BIG concerns not gonna lie#I lost a family member at a very young age and my number 1 most LOATHED trope of all time is undoing the loss of a loved one#so far all the official game content that has touched on maria and gerald completely avoids to commit with confirming her death#which if the reasoning is in order to avoid spoiling the impact in game --I get it#but i am also EXTREMELY worried that they're planning to use time-shenanigans to “tastefully” retcon a difficult lore topic altogether#her death is MEANINGFUL and IMPORTANT and HOLDS DEEP IMPACT TO SHADOW AS A LESSON IN GROWING AND LETTING GO!!#sega you are so so close to peak here please PLEASE do not mess this up#people think kids can't handle heavy topics like death in media#but for kids going through this kind of thing in real life it is SO important to be able to see characters learning to navigate grief#you will not look cool for bringing them back. please don't do this
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we should've gotten a scene of Julie in the Finally Free episode telling Flynn abt the guys wanting her back in the band and Flynn coming over and being like "take me to them immediately." And in the garage the guys are there but not aware of what is about to happen and Flynn says "okay point me where they are" and then asks Julie to leave so she can have a serious talk and just scolds them. Without seeing them. At first they find awkward and funny but they also start to actually feel ashamed bc Flynn is so dedicated to point out how irresponsible they were with julie's feelings and how if music was so important to them, why the hell would they miss the chance to sing with the best singer in this angel city to do God Knows What in God Knows Where??? And when she calls Julie back in, Julie is surprised to see the boys looking so guilty.
#julie and the phantoms#Flynn is the number one Julie defender as she should#the boys have nothing on Flynn and they cant harmonize their way out of it.#they also learn e lesson#julie molina#flynn taylor
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Lesson Number ONE!
Human AU - Aleksandra and Astharosa Short Comic.
Comic pages will be posted weekly on my Patreon (paid and earlier) and Twitter (for free)!
Aleksandra is having some troubles with her grades, so one of her smartest classmates steps in to help her study for the finals.
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » a tale of two lieutenants (part two)
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#turns out augustin cannot for the life of him figure the irish lieutenant out#and he makes him oh so very curious#actually both irishmen kinda do#especially when they're together#but whereas paddy remains pretty set in letting augustin see just one side of him#(and maybe just a glimpse of something else when he lets his guard down with eoin and doesn't realise the french is looking)#eoin seems to do the opposite and it's like he enjoys showing he contains multitudes every single time both lieutenants have an interaction#and just when jordan thinks he's finally understood who's this young talented soldier#BAM something else pops up#he's not just paddy's number one defender#he's also pretty good at leading a drill and training??#he's joyful and kind to others (english and french - he makes no difference)#he's a talented pianist ?? certainly catching augustin's attention when he gives paddy lessons in the mess hall#(lessons which he tries not to stare at for they feel a bit private)#he's skilled not just with weapons and strategy but also with the pen ?? with words ??#if the letters he's seen him ghost write are anything to go by#but oh then he starts making off handed comments about poetry#about books#about books augustin is reading in those small moments of quiet in between the raids and the battles#and he's *stubborn* - augustin figures out when comments turn into conversations turn into exchanges and into debates#and he *likes* debating - they have that in common#tbh neither of them back down from their own stances and augustin would say theres never someone who comes on top#until one time when augustin is quite sure he's got this one#but then eoin mcgonigal just delivers one final blow in perfect french that leaves him just ?????¿¿¿¿¿???#and he's a bit speechless#and eoin just smiles his usual smile and stretches and leaves like it's nothing and MON DIEU does he make augustin OH so curious#and that's the only reason he stares#NYWAY this is super self indulgent id say more but tag limit POINT IS love em they shouldve met paddy has 2 hands (as do they)
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bakudeku will live together. izuku is now a teacher in U.A., this is his hero academia, he loves to teach to those little kids that remind him of him and his friends, there’s a kid especially that reminds about him. he has a quirk but is shy and has a low self esteem. deku will help him.
bakugou is now the number one hero, he is a peace symbol because izuku - quirkless but happy - wanted that his kacchan would’ve been this symbol, no one else could be in this role, because after all bakugou’s dreams too was to become the number one. izuku gives him this possibility , he also saved the world and his strong and gentle even if people wouldn’t say so but izuku knows him better than anyone one. he loves him for this after all.
every day izuku and bakugou share kisses before to go to work, every evening they try to go home as soon as possible because so they can have dinner together and then go to bed and share cuddles and kisses.
everything is perfect, everything is good.
this is how bnha will end well maybe not with kisses and cuddle on screen but this is how it’ll end trust me i had a vision !!!
#bnha#mha#mha ending#bakudeku#i just know bakugou will be the number one hero#because i do think hori will remain izuku quirkless#because those were his plans since the beginning#giving izuku the possibility to be a hero#but his IS a hero with or without a quirk#the lesson is you can save people even if you don’t have powers#and then bakugou#the lesson for him is that he could’ve become better#could’ve grow and learn and become stronger#stronger and accepting his insecurities#he now can be the number one hero because he has to security to be a symbol#he now has izuku’s love too#and that’s it i just know okok
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going against the game's chinese translation so that i can make the twins share the first two characters of their names
#obey me#something that surprised me: the sheer amount of characters asmo gets#like it makes sense in hindsight but when i first saw it i did a double take (艾斯摩迪尔斯 full name + 艾斯摩 for asmo)#and i know 梅菲斯托费勒斯 makes sense for mephistopheles but the very step-by-step phonetic translation makes me laugh#also fun fact! thirteen is the only one not translated phonetically - her name is still 13 as in the number (十三)#btw this isn't for anything in particular#well that's a half-lie.. i did have a reason for looking up some of the chinese names#and while i was there i just got everyone else's too#(*by look up i mean i switched to trad. chinese in game and looked at them in majolish + had to hunt for the s4 trio in-lesson)#the reason isn't something i'll start in earnest any time soon (not guaranteed i'll ever commit to it actually)#but i wanted to do this bit at least :)#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor
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hewo
my phone got stolen.
...myeahhh.
i just. could not be bothered nor muster the strength to even try to explain the situation after the fact on here. just worked thru the problems that arise with it, and thats that. getting a new phone and trying my darndest to gain a fraction back of what i lost
#this happened on the 22nd in the evening soo.. im okay rn but man. that hurt bad in a way i cant describe#i couldnt even go home right away. i wanted to look thru security footage- dindt see anything. 20 min gone by#i wanted to go home but my locker key was also in the wallet phone case. augh. another 20 min for that lock to get cut open#race home to immediately go online to lock the stolen credit card also in that wallet case. the thieves tried to use it many many times#at least 8 by now#augh.#took forever to get what i have sorted out. ive never done so many business calls in my life jfdklsjflj#or changed so many phone numbers or fiddled with apple to PLEASE ERASE MY PHONE OH MY GODD THAT PHONE ISNT MINE ANYMORE PLS LET ME KILL IT#but the thieves turned it off the moment they took it so they couldnt be tracked. so thats that#credit bank stuff should be sorted by now.. trying to get some of my games from my apple acc back :(( like cookierun ovenbreak.. sadge#my workplace informed me that the ppl who were suspected of stealing it were in fact the ones that did it.#and i told her 'i hope you drive home safe' :(((((#aughh.#my new phone is attached to a leash so it'll be on my person at all times from now on#the one time i wasnt as careful w my phone for specific reasons and this happens right. well i learned my hard hard lesson#i could have lost everything#i was lucky i listened to my parents and only carried what i did carry at the time and not more#this changed smth in me man. i sure wont be so trusting or laid back anymore
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Obey Me! Nightbringer Lesson 23 sent me on an emotional roller coaster!
I have always been and always will be a massive Mammon simp. I love him. Genuinely and truly.
So when he said this :
I felt terrible for him, I wanted to hug/hold him and comfort him so badly!!
Because that's not true at all! ; ^ ;
Mammon is NOT awful. He's never been awful. Just because he has "greedy" desires... That could be said of everyone.
Mammon is a wonderful, passionate person and a loving, caring brother. He has been my favorite since the very beginning because I could tell just how sweet and kind and pure he is deep down.
He deserves the very best. He is worthy of everything good in all three worlds!
I love Mammon, I will always love Mammon.
Then when he finally awakens...
You can hug me as much as you want, any time you want, nonstop, please never let go! TwT
I seriously was SO much happier with this pact scenario than in the OG.
I mean... in the OG, Mammon only wanted his credit card. So it seemed kind of... forced? Not special?
But this time! Making a pact with Mammon is special. It's meaningful. It felt right. In my opinion, it's perfect! Kudos to the devs for this one 💙
And it gets even better :
I legitimately wanted to cry. I actually felt tears begin to form in my eyes, no joke or exaggeration.
Me.... special??? No.... No way.... Never.....
I know it's "just a game", but that hit me HARD! I took it personally, and it meant so much to me. Especially coming from Mammon (ಥ◡ಥ)
Forget the pact, where's our marriage certificate already?! lol
Anyway.... I was completely satisfied with this Lesson. I'm happy we made our pact with Mammon and how/why it happened.
Originally, I thought maybe Nightbringer would follow the OG in terms of forming pacts, which would mean that Levi was next.
But from how this lesson ended, it looks like Asmo is actually next! All I can say is.... I'm super excited for more 💙
#I love Mammon so much#I always say how much I love Solomon and the other boys which I do mean#but Mammon is number one 💙#The Great Mammon will forever have my heart and love ;u;#I'm sleep deprived but needed to post this before passing out lol#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me nightbringer#obey me nightbringer lesson 23#obey me nightbringer lesson 23 spoilers#obey me mammon#obey me mammon avatar of greed#mammon avatar of greed#obey me nightbringer mammon#obey me nightbringer mammon avatar of greed#om mammon avatar of greed#om! mammon avatar of greed
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