#Leonardo DiCaprio fanfiction

[starzioo]

do yall ever scream at ur phone when u see ur fav bf or is it just me.

[pleasantglitterflower]

My in-laws' daughter (Joe Burrow x OC)

Many things are difficult to tell your family, making certain decisions is a challenge and you can go from mature to embarrassed very quickly.

Exactly for this reason, Juliana, in her 22 years of life, has always tried to be as careful as possible when it came to revealing something to her parents, whether it was from wanting to cut her hair to her shoulders, making her mother purse her lips, to finding out that she threw away three years of college, because that course was definitely not what she wanted for her future anymore, but rather hair, everything that had hair

But this time it's different, the event she feared the most has arrived, that of introducing her boyfriend to her parents, with a big catch.

-Have you been together for six months?- The woman is surprised, letting her tone of voice overflow in the restaurant, quickly trying to contain herself.

-You didn't have to hide anything from us, you just had to say that you're together, what's the problem anyway?- Her father shrugs.

-Leo, you know it's not like that- Her mother said.

-Let the girl enjoy herself- She said again.

-Yes, of course, I just want to say that we need to make sure that he's a good person, a nice guy who treats her well, there's no problem with that-

-That's exactly why I called you here- She smiled a little embarrassed.

-What do you mean, he's here?- Her mother discreetly looked for any guy lurking around.

-No, I called you to let you know that I want to schedule a dinner with everyone and introduce him- She revealed, earning a big smile from her mother.

-That's incredible, I can't believe it, we need to plan everything and when are you going to introduce him to your father's side?- Gisele already commented, suggesting as if it were going to be a separate event.

-The thing is, I'm just going to schedule one dinner and then we'll all go, that way we'll save time- She explained.

-Oh dear, your father has a lot to do, he has a lot of work and girlfriends and you know, I have a lot of meetings, advertising, trips and the routine with your brothers - She changes the subject, hating the idea of ​​having dinner with him.

-Don't forget Tomtom - She cuts her off with a half smile, knowing that now her mother will be annoyed.

-What Tom? - She looks at her, holding the glass in her hand.

-My ex-stepfather - Juliana and Leo's smiles contrast sharply with Gisele's shock.

-Of course, daughter, no problem, but what's his name? Show me at least a picture - She changes the subject trying to be as attentive as possible.

-But you know him - Ju finished her salad, now getting really nervous, feeling her stomach churn.

-We know him? - Leo looks a little confused, changing his eyes between the two.

- It's Joe Burrow - He revealed.

The two looked at each other in disbelief.

But telling Tomtom would be even stranger.

He took advantage of the best moment to talk to him, when he was playing golf.

-Boyfriend? - He asked intrigued, watching her swing.

-Yeah-

-You're not old enough for that kind of thing - He implied, making her laugh.

-So I'm going to lose my golf buddy on Saturdays? - He lamented, watching the girl sitting on a stool.

-Never- She smiled at him, who smiled back, relieved.

-But show me a picture of him, who are we talking about? - He finally asked, going to the girl in the hope of seeing the picture.

-Do you know him? - He shrugged his shoulders.

- Where do I know him from? - Tom couldn't hide the fact that he found it strange.

- It's Joe Burrow - He gave a half smile to his ex-stepfather, who stamped his foot and ran his hand through his hair.

- That damn guy -

Tom started to remember some things and it was inevitable to ask.

- How did you meet? -

- It was thanks to his barber -

He wouldn't need a single word more than that, and Juliana remembers that day well, when she was spending time at her friend's house, whom she met thanks to her stepfather. Steve didn't have any clients that day, but an emergency came up.

-We need to fix this, the team scheduled a surprise online interview and I had to interrupt my vacation to pretend to be focused on the next season and suddenly, I need to appear on TV and not even my cap can save me anymore- Joe chattered until he got stuck in the doorway, when he saw another person he didn't expect that.

-This is Juliana..- He cut her off.

-It's really hard not to know who she is with this family- He observed her with some curiosity.

-Believe me, if it were up to me it wouldn't be like this- She commented with her discomfort with the subject, she hated all exposure.

-Well, let's get to the haircut then- Steven called Joe again, trying to break the awkward atmosphere in the place.

It wasn't hard not to fall in love with her, in terms of beauty it was undeniable, but she was more than that, she knows and likes golf, his favorite pastime, she started getting haircuts and various hair cream mixtures for free, they were able to talk about everything.

But the silence was always better, when they just looked at each other and realized that they were really by each other's side and enjoying it, the ease she has with the countryside, which surprised him a lot, maybe the hustle and bustle of her parents' lives made her fall in love with the silence and calm of sitting on a deck and just drinking tea.

Even so, one thing in particular impressed him in a bad way and in a good way.

She doesn't understand anything about American football, how was that possible when she lived her whole life with their biggest star? He doesn't know, but it was a fact.

Since that moment, the contact between them became natural, Juliana could no longer stand having to hide how in love she was, even avoiding having her life exposed like her parents, even though he is a player and it was impossible, they were trying their best, before it became a scandal they needed at least her parents to know, since she spent several weekends with his parents and playing with his nephews.

Gisele and Tom have found a way to talk about the subject, without anyone suspecting anything.

-How did she meet him?- Gisele whispers as if it were a big secret.

-She assured me that she didn't go to any of my games and that at that time, she had no interest in him- Tom assures.

-That's good, otherwise it would be really weird- The woman sighs thoughtfully.

-That's what I thought-

-Tell me a little about this guy- She asked, earning a confused look from him.

-Tell me a little about him, I don't know him, we just played against each other sometimes, it's not enough to know him- She shrugged her shoulders.

-Of course it's possible, he must have been mumbling something on the bench?-

-The benches are very far apart and when he was on the bench, I was on the field- Tom explains.

-But during the game, didn't he swear, say anything strange, have any strange habits? - His wife's concern and anxiety are starting to worry him equally.

-Look, not that I remember, he was quiet, not everyone makes a fuss or swears

-And scandals in the media, no, or rather scandals in the locker room, have you ever played with someone who played with him and knew something dirty?

-We both know how it is to deal with that, I don't think it's cool to keep commenting and no, I don't know of any scandals, or dirty things involving him, no player with any gossip, they just said he was polite and a good leader - Tom shrugged his shoulders and Gisele finally had no more questions.

At the hotel, unlike them, Juliana and Joe are simply in different sync.

-We already have couple pajamas, we're wearing our couple shirts, finishing our couple mugs, you know we're missing a couple plate, right - Joe reminds her charmingly, brushing his mug.

-We need paintings too, one for your house, the other for mine-

-What other stupid couple thing should we do?- He leaves his paintbrush under the table, thoughtful, while Juliana takes the opportunity to kiss his cheek. Joe, who was a little surprised, was surprised again by a paintbrush stroke on his face before he could react.

Before he could retaliate, the person in charge of the place arrived, finding the paintbrush stroke on his face strange.

-Joe, you're so clumsy- She grumbles, earning him an intrigued look.

The other woman laughed softly at Josh, gathering some materials on the table.Until finally, the day of dinner arrived.

-I think I can stay calmer for a game than for this- Joe comments still in the car, since they both need to gather the courage to go to the house.

-I'm also pretty nervous- She half-smiled without looking at him.

-Relax, you don't have to meet Gisele Bündchen and Leonardo DiCaprio as in-laws and also see Tom Brady not playing against you, but actually being your girlfriend's ex-stepfather. - He joked, moving his arms restlessly, while she knew exactly what he meant.

-It's an awkward situation, I never thought I'd be in this situation. Promise me we'll eat and leave? - He almost begged.

-Sure, but since you're the first one I'm taking home, I don't think any of them will know how to deal with it. It's horrible being the firstborn. - She lamented, but Joe turned abruptly to face her.

-What do you mean the first one?

-Yeah, I've never introduced anyone to my parents- She sighed.

-Why?- He watched her without answering.

-I've never met anyone I took seriously or that I thought I should do that- She finally looked at him, who couldn't hold back his smile.

-I was even embarrassed- He laughed all silly.

Juliana approached Joe, until she realized something that made her not know how to react, is it better to laugh or cry? She wondered.

-I think my mother and my ex-stepfather were watching us through the curtain- She commented looking towards the window, where the cloth still sways.

-Why do you think that?- Joe laughed, believing it was mainly paranoia.

-Because I saw them both run as soon as I looked at the window and someone pulled the curtain that was swinging- She said, making Joe a little more nervous.

-We better go then- He sighed, observing the house, for a moment wondering what he was getting himself into.

Walking next to a guy towards your mother's house is very strange, especially while holding his hand and feeling your stomach churn and your face burn.

It could all go well, just as it could all go wrong, like she forgot to tell him that Joe was allergic to something or someone made a bad joke.

There are many possibilities.

She put her hand close to the door but to her surprise, it opened before she could even knock.

-Sorry for the delay, I was at the back of the house- Gisele gave her best smile.

-We noticed- Juliana couldn't contain herself.

-Oh my God, you're here, what a surprise- Tom commented, almost lying down in the armchair to see the two of them at the entrance, for some reason refusing to get up from the armchair, making Juliana look at her mother as if asking what was going on.

The two of them just went inside the house, Gisele greeted Joe with a handshake, Leo did the same and Tom just waved without getting up from the armchair.

-We're looking for something on TV, do you like watching football?- Tom asked, earning some confused looks.

-Yeah, you could say I like it, but at this time of year it doesn't go away- Joe reminded him, only then did Tom realize what he had just said.

-Don't be silly, soccer is always on on Sundays- Gisele changes the channel and Joe swallows with all his might the urge to say it was Soccer, since luckily Juliana warned him.

And Gisele knows exactly what she's doing, since she patted Joe on the shoulder twice as she passed by.

-Daughter, I didn't know your type was Marlon Brando- She mumbled, but Joe, since he didn't know him, looked back wondering what that meant.

-He's a hunk Joe, you don't need to worry- she smiled nervously.

-Yes, he is a hunk- Gisele smiled equally trying to hide it.

-Without a shadow of a doubt a hunk- Tom finishes, leaving Joe alone instead of calm, suspicious of that.

The exchange of glances between the rooms was strange, even more so for Leo who was paying more attention talking to a woman on the phone than to them.

-Shall we eat? Each of us made a dish and I think mine is wonderful and will be the highlight of the evening- her mother stuck her nose up in a smug tone, starting a debate with Tom.

-Mine is not better by any means, you know I'm a meat expert- he defended himself.

Leo preferred not to go in, since he had only bought something ready-made and didn't want to be embarrassed by saying so.

Juliana let everyone leave the room, Joe in particular being accompanied by his mother, while Tom remained seated.

-Let's eat- She pointed in the direction everyone was going, receiving an embarrassed smile from him, who stood up all awkwardly, covering the seat with a cushion.

They kept an eye on each other and walked around the armchair, until she was quicker and pulled the cushion away, revealing a pair of binoculars.

-You two are more professional than many paparazzi- she joked, hiding the binoculars in the armchair again.

-I don't know what you're talking about- He shrugged.

-I saw you at the window- She revealed, making his eyes widen.

-Us? You must be excited about the situation and looking for problems in our excellent creative management, how could we be stalking Joe everywhere we can and calling journalists, looking for information? Juliana, these are serious accusations, we trust you in your vast love experiences, your heart, your rationality and your good taste in men, we would never make that mistake of toxic and slightly jealous parents, a child is raised for the world- He says in a serious tone, but clearly joking with her, calling her for a hug.

She can't deny it.

-Come on, before they notice us missing and start thinking I'm trying to get you to turn against him or scold you in some way- He put his arm around her neck and they continued walking to the dining room.

The table was set with great care by Gisele, who made sure to lead Joe to a chair next to hers.

-You can eat as much as you want, there's no need to be shy or think about dieting, I want you to feel at home- She told the boy who gave a shy smile.

-There's no poison in anything, don't worry- Gisele joked, placing a glass in front of the boy, who looked at his girlfriend worriedly.

And in fact, she didn't stop following Tomtom.

-Now everything is explained- He pursed his lips when he saw Juliana and Joe arrive at the course, she with a caddie on her back.

Although Tom didn't like it at first, he saw that it would be very good when Joe's first shot was played.

-Now you'll have to put up with me for the rest of your Saturday, until our dinner at a burger joint of dubious origin- Tom joked with a smile.

-Why dubious origin?- Joe adjusted the ball on the tee to take the next shot.

-Because we never go back to the same ones and that brings some pretty bad consequences

[murasakinocatt]

The types of men that mom likes:

The types of men your daughter likes:

[lulu2992]

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I was tagged by @simplegenius042 for the Last Line tag. Thanks!

So I’ve never posted fanfiction... but the truth is I’ve written a few things these past 5 years. I want to share them one day, most likely on another account, but I’m still gathering the courage to do that. At least, since they were all in French (because I realized it was way easier to write this kind of stuff in my native language), I did finally translate several of them earlier this year, so it’s a first step :)

Anyway, here are the last sentences of a oneshot I wrote about a certain lawyer having a rough yet not-that-unusual evening in Atlanta:

One day, maybe he would not need any of that anymore. One day, maybe he would get better. One day, maybe he could become John Seed again. Be himself. Be happy. But tonight, once again and as always, he would just patch up his cracks and keep pretending.

[countrymusiclover]

[slyvieselkie]

Leonardo DiCaprio - Enemies To Lovers

Hello Lovelies! I am finally back with my second addition to the Cliche series with Leonardo DiCaprio in 'Romeo and Juliet (1996)'.

This time I tried to use the enemies to lovers in a healthy way, not just boy harass girl because he likes her. While I am a little unsatisfied with enemy portion, the development after that was too good to delete so here we are!

This work is purely fictional. Please take it with a grain of salt and as a form of entertainment.

Warnings: suggestive content at the end, minor violence, diet restrictions, controlling parents, lengthy af, please notify me if there are more!

It was no secret that Leonardo was a prankster.

That was why he and Claire Danes always clashed on the set of 'Romeo + Juliet'. She found him immature and quite horrifying since the main topic of his jokes revolved a lot around farts and bodily fluids. While he found her to be up tight and sort of a stuck up. They barely talked on set and were never seen with each other unless it was for a scene.

And honestly, you fully agreed with her.

Leo and some other actors were in a corner when you walked pass them.

The others couldn't help but be enchanted by your beauty, I guess that's what happens when a model and heartthrob singer get marry and have a child. You were deemed a golden child of Hollywood, with a bright future ahead of you. While it felt great to be loved by many, there was an invisible expectation for you. Whether it was just you or your parents or Hollywood, the pressure was big. 

"Isn't she just so beautiful?", "Gosh, I wish they casted her as Juliet", the blonde snorted in disbelief, "No fucking way am I going to kiss that thing. She's even worse than the prude!", he scoffed shaking his head, "You guys don't know the pain of having to film ten takes of the same ten seconds, it's all the same!"

When the break was over, Leo looked at his script and cursed when he realised the next two scenes would be with you. While they would normally take around 30 minutes, you would probably stretch it out to an hour asking for multiple retakes. And it irked him when the director easily agreed.

There was a snap, "And action!", he opens his eyes and fully observed you in the gorgeous pink sundress with your braided hair, looking the like sweet angel of love.

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite!", your eyes twinkled with adoration and desperation while your lips pulled into a cute pout, Leo lost his breath in that moment and could only gulp as you grasp his hands tightly.

He glanced around the set as if the line would be written somewhere, "I...I...I-", "Cut!", the director sighed, "Leo, Leo! I know she's pretty but you still need to remember your line!", the staff gave a small chuckle as the blonde boy blushed deeply and took another peek at you.

Unlike them, you were far from impressed. Those twinklings eyes narrowed with annoyance and Leo's fluttering heart plummeted to the ground, he clicked his tongue looking away, 'What a sourpuss.' Then the blonde snickered imagining your outraged face if he were to say it aloud. After apologising, Leo stabled himself and continued.

"Action!", his eyes sharpened, "Luciana, ye art Juliet's friend and I her love. This cannot befall!"

Luciana wasn't an original character in the Shakespeare play, but the writers added another women to "spice up" the romance even further. She was a renowned beauty in Verona and even had the luxury of choosing a husband from the many suitors. However, Luciana was also Juliet's friend who fell in love with Romeo at first sight, a moment prior to his love at first sight with Juliet. Growing envious of Juliet, the beauty caught wind of the suicidal plan. In order to have Romeo for herself, Luciana intercepted the letter. There, the fateful deaths of two naive lovers were set in stone.

Your doe eyes which sparkled with tears vanished, "A zany daw you are! Be sure, I gage to the stars yond thy love wilt beest did destroy", instead an intense fieriness replaced it and Leo could feel his inner Romeo being unlocked, "You speak with true evil! Fate and destiny bows to my love!"

And there was something Leo loved and hated about you. You were one of the best actresses he has ever worked with, every single movement you made, down to the type of breath, held meaning and was a reflection of the character. Your full immersion with Luciana influenced Leo to fully embody Romeo; a lovesick boy who would defy the stars for his love. Right now, you were Luciana and he was Romeo standing in the middle of Verona.

"Cut!", he gasped being pulled out of Romeo.

And there was something that he hated and loved even more, when you were satisfied. A small smile appeared and you hummed walking off with a skip, the innocent scene made him melt and Leo groaned hiding his blushing cheeks. He loved how adorable you were, and he hated how happy he becomes whenever you're like this.

You returned to the dressing room where Claire was.

The brunette turned to you with a cheeky smile, "Welcome back~ Did you have fun with Romeo out there, Ms Luciana?", you scoffed and took your seat responding curtly, "It was fun when the scene ended. Leonardo still needs a lot of more work with memorising his lines", 'But I guess he has improved a lot, it only took two takes this time.'

The latter giggled and leaned into her seat, "But still, at least he's nice to look at. I'm sure it's still better than filming with some extra", playing around with your braided hair you remembered his cute blushing face and answered softly, "I guess he is a good eye candy", "No! You didn't just say that!", the actress beside you gasped before laughing loudly.

Losing interest in the conversation and Claire, you stood up, "Well then, excuse me but I'll be heading off for a walk", she didn't get a chance to say anything before you were already walking out.

The blank expression on your face was wiped off when you noticed Leo running off around the corner. A hand gripped the silk of your dress tightly, 'Did he hear everything?', debating on what to do, you didn't have a chance to decide when an extra notified you that the schedule was changed and you were due on set. '...Maybe I'll let him cool off and apologise a bit later', with a bad feeling in your gut, you walked off sighing.

On the other hand, Leo was losing his mind. Running outside of the castle they were in, he found himself in a small garden and began punching a tree.

"Gosh, that fucking-fucking argh!", he huffed seething and turned his fury towards a rose that he found resembled you a lot, "I hate her so much!", the blonde actor screamed tearing it up into a million pieces.

He had heard everything from "Leonardo still needs more work memorising his lines" to "he's a good eye candy". After his last scene with you, Leo was actually in a good mood and he actually wanted to spend a little time with you. Hoping to develop your relationship into friendly coworkers and maybe even something better. Well, all of that went down the drain when he approached your dressing room and was ready to knock with a bright smile.

Leo thought you were different from the others. Despite your stubbornness, the boy adored your ability orientated personality. Finally, he had thought someone would see him for something more than a cute face. Ever since his rise to fame, his face was all that people seemed to care about. That was until he met you, an acting prodigy who judged people based only upon their skills. Finally, Leo could more than a 'piece of meat' or an 'eye candy'.

Seated on the stone ground, he played with the torn petals and before crumbling them in his hands, "I guess it was just my wishful thinking", his soft eyes closed and so did his heart.

You weren't doing much better on your end either. That last scene took way too long, there was too much background noises, the other actors kept messing up their actions, and the one good take was disrupted by a newbie almost breaking a camera. Every added second had you growing more irritated, 'What the hell is happening right now? I have something important to do people!' You knew that the longer you left this, the worse the situation would transform.

So when it was finally over, you picked up your dress and ran off before anyone could interrupt for any other reason. No one knew where Leo could be, his manager had no idea and the actors he hung out with said they haven't seen since quite some time ago. Running around the castle, you searched for Romeo wherever he could be. And it was coincident when you found him. After exploring nearly half of the place, you leaned on the window ledge and winced as your feet began to sting in the heels. Looking out to the cloudy sky, you then noticed a tuff of blonde hair through a bush. 'There he is!'

Immediately sprinting outside, you ignored the throbbing in your feet and ran down the stairs into the garden, "Leonardo!"

The boy froze, there was only one person who would call him Leonardo here.

Taking a moment to steel his heart, the blonde then stood up and turned to you with a glare. That failed the moment he saw you running over in a gorgeous baby blue gown with layers of tulle and frills. His glare melted, 'Motherfucker, god damn it Leo', the boy condemned himself for being so weak. You panted and stopped short of a few metres from him, gulping at the silence.

"What do you want?", he glanced away blankly and you licked your pink painted lips, "W-Well, I..."

A sigh left your body as you tried to find the right words. What to say to solve this situation? Nervously, you fiddled with your fingers racking your mind to find some emotional apologetic words that the boy wouldn't call bullshit. Not knowing that right now, Leonardo would forgive you right now if your apology was just a punch.

A smirk grew on his face, no one has ever seen you this nervous before. As the child prodigy of two extremely successful parents, you knew your place in Hollywood was at the top. But here you are, standing in front of him glancing around like a little girl whose just been caught stealing a cookie. It was adorable and Leonardo already considered this an apology. But he was interested to see what more you could give him.

He coughed and hid the joy on his face, "Are you just going to stand there doing nothing?", taking a deep breath you looked straight into his eyes, "I'm sorry for what I've said about you. I understand how insulting my words are and I realise that there is nothing I can do to truly fix the problem."

"However, there were more to my words", he raised an eyebrow, "Care to explain?", embarrassed you continued in a soft voice, "I actually think you've improved a lot. It might not be anything coming from me, but I am very impressed with your progression in acting. The emotions you display in your expressions and voice that align with the character is exceptional."

Oh gosh, the boy could feel his cheeks reddening, "O-Oh, okay...Is there more?", squeezing your eyes shut you squeaked as fast as possible, "AndIsaidyouwereaneyecandybecauseIfindyouquitecute."

A cheeky grin grew on his face and he hummed, "Pardon, I didn't quite hear what you said", you were about to die any moment, "I...I find you very attractive that's why I said you were an eye candy and I apologise for that!"

Your heartbeat raised as the boy slowly closed the distance between you two, "What are you-", "Sorry, one more time? I seem to have very bad hearing", you scowled, "I think you heard very clearly from that smug look on your face. Now please excuse me!", and you tried to run away.

But that was a failure because a strong grip wrapped around your wrist and pulled you back, "Hang on right there, you didn't think that you're completely forgiven, did you?", you frowned sensing danger, "What more do you want then?", your question came out carefully and Leo smiled, "I want you to be nice to me until the last promotion of the movie."

"Nice to you? Alright", you agreed thinking it was a easy request, "I'm going back inside now", the grip on your wrist didn't falter, "Dance with me."

You scoffed, "No chance-", "Hmm~? Didn't you say you were going to be nice to me?", Leo leaned in and poked the tip of your nose, "It doesn't seem very nice to reject someone like that", and then you realised what he really wanted, "Don't tell me...you want me to become your servant?!"

His blue eyes twinkled, "Well I didn't say that, but if that's what you make of it then I shall accept it!", your jaws dropped and the actor placed his finger under your chin, "Now now, let's close that before the flies fly in", and helped you close it, "Absolutely not!", you ripping yourself away.

Unimpressed Leo crossed his arms, "Really? So you're going to retract your apology?", "I did not say that-", "Then you'll be nice to me, or be my servant as you call it", you mumbled incoherent words flustered and the boy giggled before pulling you back to him, "Just dance, idiot!"

Before you could retort, the blonde actor already had his hands in position and maneuvered you around until you finally surrendered. You two glided across the stone floor to the faint tune of the cold wind and chirping birds. Not only was it too quiet, a pair of blue eyes were staring at you way too intently. Your eyes trailed to the ground instinctively and the boy grew even brighter.

Leaning down right next to your ear he chuckled, "You know it's rude to stare at the ground, look at me", fully humiliated you looked up with a weak glare.

Then you felt cold dots on your arm, "It's raining", he hummed not responding and you stomped on his foot on purpose making the boy howl, "I said it's raining", he huffed down at you, "Well we're not leaving until it's fully pouring so you better keep dancing! And don't step on me again!"

At some point, you grew accustomed to your situation. It was nice to just slowly move around without a care in the world. A thought appeared in your find looking into Leo's blue eyes, 'I don't mind doing this forever.' Then the small dots transformed into heavy rain within seconds. You shrieked and the other cackled before pulling off his suit jacket and placing it over you, then he grabbed you and dragged you back into the castle.

In a hallway, you groaned and could imagine the glares you would receive from the costume team, "I told you we should've left earlier!", running fingers through his hair Leo raised an eyebrow, "I'm sorry, I don't think I was the only enjoying that. Plus, you could've done better to stop me."

Reaching for your hand he laughed, "Come on, let's go back!", suddenly the pain in your feet started acting up and you yelped with a stagger.

Instantly stopping, the blonde looked back, "What was that?", you stuttered, "N-Nothing, I was just shocked!", Leo nodded as if he believed you before pushing you to sit on the window ledge, "Hey-", "You're really bad at acting", you gasped, "Excuse me-", "As if I would believe that."

The boy knelt down and carefully removed your heels, he sighed staring at the red skin and forming blisters.

You bit your lips and sat there when Leo smacked your feet lightly, "What was that?!", he glared up at you, "Why didn't you tell me? What made you think that forcing yourself to stay in painful heels was okay?", you argued back, "It wasn't that bad! Besides, I've done this multiple times!"

Leo smacked your feet once more and you scowled kicking him in return, that somehow turned into a wrestling match which you definitely lost. Panting you relaxed the muscles in your legs and the actor also loosened his grip around your ankles. Then you noticed the redness in his cheeks, 'Ah', your eyes widened. During that match, Leo had grabbed your foot and placed them under his armpits which left him in between your spread legs.

Panicking you kicked him back and he screamed, "Hey!"

After steadying himself, the blonde turned to you and found you moving into a stiff and uncomfortable posture, "Hah", he sighed and jumped up, "Alright."

You blinked confused as the boy leaned over you, and before you knew it, he was carrying you back bridal style while you held the heels, "Leonardo! Put me down now!", "That's not very nice~!", "You better do it!", "I'm not listening la la la la~!", "You stupid baboon!"

Tightening his grip the boy sneered down at you, "I'd rather be a stupid baboon than let you be a stupid human and walk on those broken feet", "They're not broken!", "Well they're on they're to becoming broken! So sit there quietly!", he snapped sternly and you resorted to nipping at his shoulder.

In disbelief, a chuckle left his body and you whispered not actually wanting him to hear, "I'm heavy, aren't I?", your response came in the way Leo began dancing and throwing you about in his arms, "Don't look down on my strength! Do you see this?!", you squealed clinging to him.

The two of you returned to the others and were met with dumbfounded stares, you died hiding your face in his neck and Leo only grinned brightly, "Hey, sorry we're late!"

The director who had lost his male lead and supporting character stormed over fuming, "You two! Do you understand....", the man trailed off at the image of you two, "What the hell is going on?!", the blonde chirped, "Ah, I was exploring and got lost so she came after to find me. Can we also get a few band aids as well? These heels were hurting her."

Just like that, he walked off and no one knew what to do.

Inside the dressing room, you sat on a chair and watched as Leo hummed placing band aids around your feet. Your manager stood off to the side having a silent conversation with Leo's manager. What the hell happened within the hour you two were gone? What kind of enemies to lovers story was this?

And they just kept on getting shocked when Leo started ordering you around, "Can you please grab me a drink dear~?", he smiled at you after finishing a scene and you blinked before walking off to do so, 'What the...', you returned and he held the cup before shaking his head with a sigh, "No, that's too cold."

You raised an eyebrow and he clapped, "Chop chop", everyone watched as you rolled your eyes and came back with a new cup, "Ah, now this one's too hot. Lukewarm if you could", "No, I can't", you answered bluntly and Leo pinched your cheek making you scowl, "Oh play nice, won't you?"

After this scene repeated five times, you stood at the tap and filled up the cup fuming, 'That bastard.'

Returning to him brightly, you walked with a step and noticed a cord on the ground between you two, "Oh no!", you cried pretending to trip and directed the cup right at his face, "Oh...", the people around you winced as Leo was soaking wet, "Oh Leonardo, I'm so sorry! My heels were messing with me again!"

With a cheerful smile, you placed the half full cup in his hand, "Lukewarm water, just for you!", and skipped off smugly.

Silently, he smirked down at the cup, 'Perfect.'

"Oh lovely~ would you mind getting some food for everyone? We're all so starving!", the actor appeared behind you gasping dramatically and you jolted before glancing back with a smile, "Of course! Just give me a few seconds!", and walked off with your phone.

Twenty minutes later, a delivery car pulled up and Leo's smug face vanished, "Pizza delivery~!", faces beamed and everyone ran over to the guy holding ten boxes of jumbo pizza, "Sweet Jesus!", "This is the best day of my life!", "Come on people, we're having a party today!"

Taking a box, you fluttered your eyes at him, "Here, I got this just for you."

He took it speechless and watched you walk off giggling, wondering how did you even know that he hated pizza. And his heart fly into the heavens.

Leo took his revenge during a kiss scene between you two, when Luciana forcefully kissed Romeo after an argument between them. During lunch before the scene, the blonde eagerly took out his tuna salad and poured the garlic mayo sauce over it. The actor cackled imagining your horrified expression. Spoiler alert, he was totally correct.

"Action!", pushing Romeo to the ground, Luciana straddled him with tears in her eyes, "I shalt defile thee and maketh thee to betray thy love! I beshrew thee to never kisseth her the same and forever remember this vengeful face and vile moment!", "Luciana, thee wilt stand ho!"

Romeo might struggle against Luciana, but Leo was completely ready for you. And he thanked the lord that the camera was facing your back, because Leo actually strained his neck so your lips would connect faster and harder. He left his eyes open and they twinkled when your eyes widened before squeezing shut, the grip you had on his shirt was deadly.

"Cut!", you parted and threw yourself off of him almost vomiting, "You bastard! You ate tuna and garlic?!", he cackled rolling around, "I got you!", your manager came rushing with a bottle of soda.

Gosh, this boy was going to be the death of you.

That god awful scene was the last you had today and you decided to head to the garden for a nice quiet walk. With a tune on your lips, you crouched down and observed the budding rose. It reminded you of that stupid day and you sighed not being able to stop the smile growing on your face.

Standing up, you were about to walk off when arms snaked around your waist from behind. You didn't panic instantly recognising the familiar cologne, he started to wear it after you mentioned you preferred a lighter aquatic scent than the sweet musky one he usually had with him. And you enjoyed it much better when Luciana had to throw herself at Romeo.

The groan that escaped him made you raise an eyebrow, "What happened now?", he nuzzled into your neck, "Claire Danes, that pr-", "Watch that mouth", he whined, "Do you know what she called me? A foul pig for eating tuna and garlic, what the hell?! I had to go and brush my teeth because she refused to kiss me", he huffed and you chuckled leaning back, "Can't disagree here."

Leo mumbled pouting, "Be nice to me", and you tensed up when his lips kept grazing your sensitive neck.

Gosh, you were really going to die because of this boy.

The rest of filming went great and so did the rest of the promotions, interviews, and premier. You and Leo couldn't have been more close, he was constantly draping himself over you and staring at you with heart eyes. The tension between Leo and Claire grew and you had to play mediator in the middle a lot. But there were times, you couldn't help but be bias to the golden puppy clinging to your arms.

But that was ages ago and Leo hadn't gotten the chance to contact you since he's been so busy with other offers. Now was his next chance to find you at some random event, it wasn't random and quite important but he couldn't care less. He wore what he knew would attract your eyes, sprayed that specific scent, and popped the first button undone on his top. 'Perfect', the boy winked at himself and headed off to find Luciana.

However, he didn't expect that time had ruined you two. He walked down the strip smiling and waving at photographers, before noticing you right in between your parents. The three of you walked like the perfect family, keyword: like. Leo could see it in your eyes, you were uncomfortable and you didn't want to be here. 

Inside the luxurious venue, Leo rushed over calling your name, "Hey! It's been so long!", and you spun around only to look at him blankly, "Oh, Leonardo."

He faltered, what happened to those twinkling eyes and calling him 'Leo'? Where did your cute smile go and that adorable laugh? A few months ago, if you had seen him you would've ran straight into his arms, why not now? Leo had so many questions and they were answered quite quickly.

"Dear, is this your friend?", you tensed up as the infamous Hollywood couple squeezed you in the middle, "Yes, this is-", "Oh my, aren't the budding actor Leonardo DiCaprio?", your mother exclaimed and the boy smiled confused while you frowned, 'What a condescending tone', , "Yes, I'm Leo. We were costars in Romeo and Juliet."

Your father chuckled, "Ah, Romeo and Juliet. That was your only supporting role wasn't it?",  your lips pursed before curving into a gentle smile, "Yes, I believe it was", his blue eyes stared at the family dynamic and Leo's heart broke watching your shoulders drop every second.

He stuttered, "S-She was amazing in the movie!", "Indeed she was, we were delighted when she was nominated for multiple awards. It's a shame since they would've fit in right next to her other 'Best Actress' awards", your eyes lowered to the ground, "Yes", and the blonde felt like every he said was just making the situation worse.

Before anything more could be said, the doors were opened and everyone headed inside the theatre. You followed your parents inside with a blank expression.

Leaning into your ear, your father murmured, "I better not see you interact with that boy again. I want you to be completely focused on acting right now and preparing for the female lead role of the Titanic. Their auditions open in two months, you better be perfect", your eyes squeezed shut, "Yes Father."

And then your mother leaned in, "I've also noticed you've been gaining a little weight", "Y-Yes, the doctor said I needed to eat a little more-", "Nonsense. You need to start eating properly or I'll return to managing it for you", your hands clenched the gown tightly, "Yes Mother."

Leo's seat was a row behind yours and few seats to the left, giving the perfect side view of you and all of your expressions. His heartstrings pulled when your fake smile disappeared with every little whisper from either side of you. The hand on his knee clenched and if he could, the blonde would march over and run away with you. All joy left your body when another actress won the 'Best Actress' award and it wasn't disappointment you felt, you gulped and glance around you at the grim expressions.

"Excuse me", you squeaked but only left when they permitted.

Finding his chance, the boy followed you outside and into a dark and isolated hallway. Your name was constantly leaving his mouth but you never turned around once. Picking up his speed, the blonde was finally in reach and caught your wrist. With a sigh, the actor pulled you into his arms and cooed as you trembled in his arms.

The two of you stayed like that for quite some time and Leo began swinging you two around when you spoke up, "I have to go back-", "Don't", he whispered lips grazing the shell of your ear, "Please, I don't want to see you sad anymore. It hurts me as well, to see sit there so miserable when you should be smiling."

His arms tightened, "I could make you smile all night, everyday, forever. I'll do anything to keep you happy, so please just stay with me", your hesitant eyes stared up at him, "Leo...I-I'm nothing without my parents. The girl you see and love is the 'prodigy'...", your voice trembled.

Gently he cupped your cheeks and spoke in a tender voice, "That's not true, I'm not after the daughter of 'Hollywood's Beloved Couple' or the 'prodigy', I only want the only I met on the set playing Luciana. The girl who called me an eye candy because she thought I was cute, the girl who danced with me in the ran, wrestled with me using her feet, threw water at me, somehow knew I hated pizza and gave me a whole box, and allowed me to kiss her with tuna and garlic breath."

Leo leaned in until your noses were touching, "I want to kiss that girl, can I?", blinking away the tears you wrapped your arms around his neck and the boy smiled pulling you against him.

Finally, the blonde boy has been dreaming of this moment for months and it's here at last. You were about to pull away when he growled and held you against the wall taking control of the kiss, you gasp and Leo interpreted it as permission for him to introduce his tongue. Your eyes widened and your legs buckled feeling weak. Smirking, the boy lifted you up and guided your legs around his hips.

Lightheaded you ceased the kiss by turning to the side and Leo continued his affection on your neck, you squeaked as he left hickies everywhere, "L-Leo, everyone will see them", "Let them", he mumbled back and licked a stripe along your cleavage, "In fact, I wouldn't mind letting them see more."

Suddenly you two freeze hearing your name being called by a familiar voice, "It's my mother", you whispered and tried to escape his grip but the boy held you down with a passionate kiss, "Don't go...I'll take care of you", he whispered leaving small kisses down your throat before returning to your lips, "You'll never be sad again."

Moaning into the kiss, your legs tightened around him, 'Yes', and the blonde smirked pressing into you even further, 'Perfect.'

Your parents never found you that night or the day after because you were busy running away with Romeo.

[cloud3francois]

Inception Theory about totems

[kitcat992]

Congratulations!You have been nominated for the Best Fic Art in the Irondad Creator Awards 2023!

Thank you, as always, from the very bottom of my heart Irondad family! Love you all! I'm excited to finish the Identity Saga this year with all your love and support!!

[sleepanonymous]

You're so right Nala 🖤

Also, if you Eepy Babes haven't read this fanfiction on ao3 that ships Vessel and II maybe you should 👀

shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

[trumanlilac]

Diaries - Chapter 8 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1304313370-diaries-chapter-8?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=torielg&wp_originator=xfYr1MyhyawGzi6Ynb0sa3IGsaCJDQwTD9vMzrKFb337a2B%2FwKRZ1bQqYcpJxvMKSJtA9GLElS7Yew2ExbZ%2BInBp6NuPUK3UU9J3dQw6f0%2BR3cANQ3ICHYyLOmdn9CxO - Unprivated just for my readers, if you like this story and would like to read more, please let me know in the comments! A fanfiction inspired by Jim Carroll's "The Basketball Diaries." Young Leo Haring and his friends begin experimenting and abusing drugs as he takes on the streets at only 17 years old. Basketball is no longer a first priority, as he graduates from lower status drugs to the higher. He finds himself in a rut he can't get out of, and the only person willing to put up with what he has become is Jessica Alexander, his coach's daughter. He soon becomes a slave to his addiction and can't help but hurt everyone around him, including his mother, his friends, Jessica, and himself.

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

*Clanking pots and pans together *

I have a message for all the tin hatters and misogynists in the Tumblr fandom.

28th August, The Year of Our Nerd 2024

To Whom It May Concern

It has been precisely one year and one month to the fact that I first came across this malady that has been plaguing our fandom. Other fandoms have been more or less unfortunate in this regard. What started as a lighthearted joke has now turned into a toxic, vile, festering wound. For a long time I either ignored these blogs and their opinions or very politely tried to dismiss them. For an even longer time I was made to feel that I was in the wrong. After all we live in a free society and all of us believe int he idea of freedom of speech, freedom to hold whatever views and beliefs, and freedom to express those views and beliefs. But the very same citizens of these free society's in today's world are also facing a dilemma: how far does this right go? Is it unconditional? Is it absolute? Or does it qualify to some form of check or some form of necessary derogation under exceptional circumstances? When do those circumstances arise?

Most of us have come to an understanding in regard to the question, though all of us may not agree to it: it is understood that where your right to exercise your freedom offends and restricts my right to do or causes in any way for me or anyone else to feel endangered, then that is where we draw the line.

Reading @do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas 's post today I have come to the conclusion that the time has come to draw that line. It is a question on where we stand as a fandom if we let such bigotry and such hate prevail any longer.

I want to let everyone know where I stand. I have nothing against fanfiction. I have nothing against RPF. People have been creating RPF since time immemorial. If not for RPF a large amount of literature, film, music and other forms of art would not exist. Shakespear's Histories are essentially RPF, Hamilton is RPF, Netflix's The Crown is RPF, Le Morte d'Arthur is RPF, Baz Luhrman's Elvis is RPF and so is Andrew Dominic's Blonde. You may like some of it, you might dislike some of it. You might even be vehemently against some of it. But that's all it is at the end of the day; fiction. It doesn't hurt anyone. The real problem arises when people start becoming unbale to differentiate between fiction and reality. And that's no better than thinking that just cz someone played a serial killer in a movie means they're evil irl too.

It becomes suffocating for others to exist in these spaces when the delusion that the RFP is real transcends to take an even worse shape namely hating the real people involved in said person's life. How could you justify hating on their real life partners just so you can satisfy your delusional belief that these men are actually in love with each other.

Maybe it springs from a need to justify our lives in terms of conspiracy theories in this growing pandemic of untruths and fake news. Maybe it springs from some deep rooted internalized misogyny. Who can say?

Before I move on I want to highlight some problems with the wntire tinhatter discourse.

The existence of a PR. I want to clarify this here and now. PR works for important, famous, insanely rich people whose global fame makes their identity a part of the public domain so much that their entire image needs to be curated to meet certain requirements. PR works for Taylor Swift and Leonardo DiCaprio and Barak Obama. Who is does NOT work for are people who are only locally well known, live reasonably ordinary lifestyles, and have a painfully insignificant following outside their own cultural context.

The idea that one picture or a five second video can tell the truth about someone's entire personal life. It cannot. It never will. Body language is not even a science. Body language is misleading. Facial expressions are misleading. I am writing this right now with the most bland expression on my face. People around me think I'm writing an email. My internal emotions right now are another story. Moreover no one owes anyone any sort of information on their personal life, their love life, their mood, their life choices or whatever. Their lives are not public property. Please respect that.

The women are the villains. This blatant misogyny has become intolerable as the days go by considering most of these posts are written by women themselves. The whole controlling wife, poor meek guy trope is so fckng infuriating. When did we wake up to a world where women hold the reigns and an adult white upper middle class male cannot tell her that he wants a divorce. I thought this only happened to unprivileged women in third world countries who cannot file a divorce bcs then she will be left penniless and socially disgraced. The women baby trapped them. Of course they feel responsibility for the kids now. Child birth is the second most painful experience after being burnt to death. No woman does it for the pleasure of it nor for some strategic benefit that it will serve her. And giving birth to not just one but many. And then raising them. That's not easy! Secondly, having children is a mutual decision and process. If only women could make babies, we'd get rid of men for good lol! (this is a joke plz don't @ me) If someone decides to have children with someone, and we're not talking just one accidental pregnancy or sth... we're talking several kids over the years.... then they probably have that level of attachment, love and commitment to their partner. It's just common sense.

Absolute cynicism. Anything Georgia and Anna do is met with cynicism and their words are deliberately twisted to mean the opposite. While D and M will be applauded for speaking up for a cause, when G and A do the same, they are shouted down as pretentious or that PR made them do it. When D and M show affection towards each other that's all real and true but when G and A show affection to their partners it fake and a PR stunt. Moreover, the way they interact with their partners is also completely misunderstood. Anna is more private and subtle about her gestures of praise and affection. But from what she does show publicly we know that she absolutely adores her partner and her kids. Georgia on the other hand has her own way. She teases, makes jokes, pokes fun at him, but she's also literally the woman that is being ultra-horny for him on Twitter and Instagram in front of everyone else. And I think that comes from the fact that they were friends first and lovers second and they have maintained that playful friendly relationship with each other. Still, she is accused of never being appreciative, being cringey, possessive, creepy and always bringing him down. Oh, and we never talk about how Michael next to never promotes Davis's achievements. In fact, no one else I know does it. Literally the only person is Georgia jumping up and down going "This is my partner! Have you seen them! Have you seen how awesome they are! I love them!" Not just that, these tinhatters have such double standards that while D's neurodivergent traits are being praised, G takes the rap for it. She's a careless mum, an unworthy partner; none of her professional achievements matter. She is fighting her dyslexia and neurodivergence to achieve something but the tinhatters will make ableist remarks to bring her down. But they don't just stop there. They accuse her of abuse, rape and cyber harassment. Pray that she doesn't find out because accusing someone of that can get you behind the bars hon!

I know that none of this is going to disappear over night. We fight the fight every day and we hope that tumblr goes back to being the safe space it once was. But till then, it is important that we stay strong and stay together. I have had people come into my ds with links and other stuff that made me want to jump off a cliff. I have been subjected to some horrendous lies, all in a bid to 'convert' me. Sadly that's not happening babes.

So I just want these tinhatters to know that if you're here, then we're here too. And no matter how much of this toxic bile you keep spewing we'll keep washing it away. And that @dtmsrpfcringe and @goodomenswarning don't have to do it alone. If you wanna go at them then come at me bitches!

And I'm not scared to call y'all out @ingravinoveritas @letscoffeebreak @nightgoodomens

@invisibleicewands @climb-dtennant-like-a-tree @thetardisisbluandroseistoo and others but mainly you guys cz you're the ring leaders. Go on block me if you want to I don't care! Or better, send me some of those creepy asks you guys send Tori. At least it would take the burden off her!

Oh and, before I go, @dtmsrpfcringe you're a champ and we love you and we stand with you!!!

Yours Sincerely,

Meena. x

curator of TheGeorgiaTennantBlog

[whydoiluvcoffee]

alr since @thelonelydreams humbly requested, I'm making MICHEAL HOLDEN HEADCANONS BC MICHEAL HOLDEN SUPREMACY (btw im using the show micheal not book micheal):

He LOVES cheese. will drown his food in cheese. once went on a date with Tori where they had pasta. He just loaded it up with cheese (tori just casually regretting her life choices atm).

Sorta canon but he's a total dog person. just loves them and would keep some when he gets his own place.

Just starts working directly instead of going to college (in solitaire, he mentions that he has no plans of doing college).

Squirts ketchup into his mouth. like at a diner or something where he takes the squeezy bottle and just, squeezes it right into his mouth.

He's a mix of a golden retriever and an orange cat personality-wise.

Has undiagnosed audhd (was totally a gifted kid growing up but then school got hard).

Spends lots of time online on tumblr and fanfiction sites (for sherlock x watson fics)

Writes his own sherlock x watson fics and uploads them onto AO3/wattpad or smth.

The song "Wake Up" by Cheese People is definitely in his playlist.

Has repressed anger most of the time (may have tried to sh to cope with it but didn't work for him so he stopped).

Is that weirdo who loves pineapple pizza (him and tori have opposing pizza tastes).

Has seen "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower" and enjoyed it.

Would be the main character of an indie film (yk those 2000's ones with the whole vibe).

Doesn't bother with taking care of his hair (it has a soul of its own at this point since it's wild).

Didn't know how to tie a tie or his shoelaces until he was 13 or smth.

Tori, Charlie, Nick and Oliver are his found family (and nick's dogs ofc).

Cries when he gets emotional/has an anger outburst.

Climbed trees when he was younger, fell and something happened, next thing yk his eye is now blue (his heterochromia) and that eye is really weak he can't see too well from it.

Is always that one friend whose just, there, in the sidelines, not really included in anything but really wants a band of mates to call his own.

Listens to Glass Animals, Cavetown, Green Day, and just a bunch of indie and 2000's music.

Hates wearing shorts, it's a sensory issue for him tbh.

Is passively suicidal but having Tori in his life reduced that a bit or else according to him, who else would make her feel okay at times?

Becomes a professional speed skater in the future (sorta canon ig?)

Pedro Pascal and Leonardo DiCaprio were his pan awakening. In middle school, he wouldn't mind dating anyone, regardless of gender. Then later on realized that it was an actual thing called being pan and yea just a bunch of questioning before realizing ig.

Doesn't need physical intimacy in a relationship, he's fine with hugs and kisses and that stuff.

Would LOVE carnivals and their games, food, rides etc.

Likes wearing crocs, just ridiculous lime green froggie crocs. Switches them between default and "sports" mode.

hope y'all like it.

[buffshipper8490]

🚢 Updated with even more scenes, historical facts, and an expanded ending! 43.6k words! Enjoy! 🚢

🚢Never Let Go PART I A Titanic Story🚢

Summary: An extended, 1912 focused semi-novelization of James Cameron's Titanic (1997) with a (happier) ending

Likes ❤ and Reblogs 🔁are much appreciated!

[goongiveusnothing]

I definitely don’t think she’s a good person, but I will never understand what that woman — someone with interests, a social life, kids, a budding new career — saw in an empty vessel like Harry to completely throw her life away the way she did. Like, I can’t imagine being her friends and watching that disaster unfold for years.

I felt the same way. Watching her interviews related to dwd, it's very clear that she's passionate about directing. She speaks very eloquently yet I wondered how can someone like her fall for an absolute idiot. I think she was in love with the version of him she had in her mind, which is why she praised that man for literally anything (remember when she said he's devoid of toxic masculinity only because he wore a fkn apron). Her nanny spilled that when Jason & her went for couples therapy, the therapist said she was addicted to him like he's her personal drug (not exact words). Because she had this glorified version of him in her head, anything he did was attractive to her to the point it cost her her family, movie & reputation. But then she had to learn it in a hard way that he WAS in fact just like every other men. Its very comical to me that she praised him to be devoid of toxic masculinity only for him to makeout with her friend not even 1 year after their breakup (I can never see emrata the same way again after watching that monstrosity)

it's exactly what it was. she basically got with a fantasy romance figure. like dating leonardo dicaprio around titanic era and thinking he actually was jack from the movie. that's how olivia and many other women see harry. he's created a fanfic version of himself as a real romantic lead. his fans have crafted this sexually open sexually expressive romantic sweet political intelligent funny down to earth gentle soul of a man and get wet at the fantasy they invented largely from larrie stylinson fanfiction that helped them escape from the way he treated women in real life.

that's who olivia was addicted to, and who his fans care about.

sometimes i'll be minding my business and suddenly remember that apron conversation and be floored. imagine losing your mind over a man because you thought him wearing an apron in a movie was a sign he was a modern male feminist who was subverting all gender norms. an apron!!!! she was basically going wild with him existing near her and not being some incel fascist.

[wol-fica]

saw a post the other day about how a writer on AO3 used AI to finish the ending of their story and they had the audacity to “recommend the ‘flawless-ness’ and ‘easygoing’ it is to use AI”

First and foremost:

Logically, almost 97% of writers come up with and create their stories from their own brains. Wether it’s with personally trauma put onto a page, or they got bored and decided to write a fanfiction about walking in the rain with their character of choice. Either way, they came up with it ON THEIR OWN and it’s THEIR own creation.

When people (like that AO3 user) us AI to make stories or even just add onto one, it crushes the rest of us because WE all put our sweat and ideas into our stories, just to be crushed by a technological superbot that can create almost anything if you just ask it to.

When people talk about how useless the on-going strike is, let me put it into this perspective.

Imagine you work your ass off to create a masterpiece, something everybody loved and adores, something that wins you awards and fame

Now imagine that you earn 2% of that “masterpiece’s” final profit, and the other 98% goes to your CEO who barely lifted a finger to help it or you.

Actors and Writers are struggling, they can barely buy groceries let alone live in their own apartments. AI is being used to create scripts, and it’s being used to put faces on people. (If you’ve seen the tictoks with those people pretending to be Leonardo DiCaprio and Jenna Ortega, then you know what I mean.)

You would think that actors who are winning oscar’s and being nominated for emmy’s should be living in luxury with leather couches and food always there for them. WRONG Ke Huy Quan won an entire oscar for his skill and then couldn’t afford health insurance the next year.

Consider the fact that AI is a curse to all of us, Actors, Writers, Fanfiction Creators, whoever. It’s a danger that can replicate faces and voices whenever a user wants it to, and that is incredibly scary.

If you are a writer who uses AI to create your stories and you post that work on here claiming it’s handwritten, please leave before the rest of us rat you out and expose you for your lies.

Some of us work hard, take time out of ours days, hell even stay up at night to create fics for people to read. It’s crushing when someone who has never written anything before just asks ChatGPT to write them a story and then posts it online saying things like “hope you like it, i feel insecure abt the ending” or “this was meh, but okay”

kind of shit like that? don’t do it.