#Legal Lawyer

[ixtaek]

[puppyeared]

abogagos……..

[beaft]

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

[foldingfittedsheets]

Talking to my dad about the perils of believing chatgpt and he admitted he’d used it for his will. I made him ask it how many n’s were in the word aluminum and when it was wrong he was vaguely puzzled but insisted that it knew better now after telling him “none.”

I insisted I read the will document over before he submits it to the lawyer at least.

[animentality]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There’s a thing called “competitive legal poetry”, which is just like any other legal battle except the lawyers are required to speak in rhyming couplets.

[choosethebestlawyer]

Best Lawyer Colorado Springs

Experienced & Effective Lawyer in Colorado Springs!

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[incognitopolls]

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[valtsv]

i love the phrase "actionable threat". like i could do it.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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[alibonbonn]

Guy who went to Baldur’s Gate law school and passed the Baldur’s Gate bar exam some time long ago

[stormjay0]

I haven’t belly laughed at a YouTube video in a long time but CHRIST was the Cleo/Doc case hilarious

[fictionallawyersmackdown]

Round 3A: Poll 2

[clownowo]

I think that if Miles Edgeworth were to ever have a Tumblr blog it would be entirely Steel Samurai based with a carefully organized tagging system. He posts lengthy formally worded analysis about Steel Samurai and nothing else. He doesn't check his notes. He does check his asks, because they're kind of like emails. He has anon asks and dms turned off. Someone sends an ask about his interests outside of Steel Samurai and he immediately blocks them. He doesn't have pronouns or a name to be called by in his bio. The only hint about Edgeworth's personal life is that when he refers to the death of Jack Hammer or the conviction of Matt Engarde he only refers to Phoenix as "that man".

Maya definitely has a tumblr and it has a canon Pink Princess url. She actually hoarded a bunch of Pink Princess urls long before the character was officially announced because she knew she needed to have them. Her tumblr header is "the real pink princess ask sal manella". Her pinned post has these

[ID: Two blinkie banners. The first has a lesbian flag background and says "Pink Princess is canonically gay." The second is light pink and says "PinkSteel shippers dni". End ID] (thank you @princess-of-purple-prose)

Maya follows him and sends Edgeworth asks periodically. He thinks she's a wonderful conversationalist. He has no idea of her identity. Maya is fully aware he's Edgeworth.

[animentality]