#Lambrick

[hyzenthlayroseart]

Just a weirdass idea I had last night while I was trying to sleep. Lambrick is a wolf/sheep hybrid made by a mad scientist. He mainly inherited the temperament of his sheep side as he's a chill, gentle and laid-back animal and didn't inherit the hunting instinct of a wolf, instead preferring to either graze on grass or be fed by his master. His master may be a mad scientist who makes unnatural animal hybrids but he actually treats his experiments well and lives on a ranch with a flock of sheep that Lambrick lives with (including his mother).

I wrote some facts about him in the drawing but here's some more facts:

- He's an omnivore

-He howls AND bleats

-Skin is covered by a hybrid of wool and fur that doesn't need to be sheared

-Tail wags

-Is sterile like mules and ligers

-He may be an omnivore and therefore eats meat but he has no desire to eat any of his flock since he's not a cannibal

-His flock accept him since they've known him since birth yet their natural instinct to fear wolves make them cautious around him

- Father was a wolf who was tranquilized and brought to the lab to provide genetic material then released back into the wild

[kieran-hayward-art]

Happy Birthday to Jeffrey Combs (b. 9/9/1954), a man of many (many, many...) faces 🧪👽👨‍🔬

Characters in order of appearance:

Weyoun - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Penk - Star Trek: Voyager

Krem - Star Trek: Enterprise

Liquidator Brunt - Deep Space Nine

Thy'lek Shran - Enterprise

Herbert West - Re-Animator

John Reilly - Castle Freak

Father Jonathan - The Evil Clergyman

Milton Dammers - The Frighteners

Doc Haggis - Lurking Fear

Chaz - Dead Man Walking (1988)

Dinosaur Bob - Love and a .45

Anton Mordrid - Doctor Mordrid

Lonnie Hawks - Death Falls

D-Day - Fortress (1992)

Crawford Tillinghast - From Beyond

Colin Childress - Cellar Dweller

Francisco - The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

Shepard Lambrick - Would You Rather

Desk Clerk - Edmond (2005)

Jay Brooks - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Stu - Frightmare

Prole - Robot Jox

Andrew Paris - The Phantom Empire

[flowerprintundies]

A VERY HAPPY BDAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Jeffrey Combs

[doritofalls]

these guys are up in my shop now!

[weyounthevorta]

Spend that $10 wisely

$10 Tier

- Shran (Star Trek Enterprise)

- Anton Mordrid (Doctor Mordrid)

- Harriman Gray (Babylon 5)

- Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)

$5 Tier

- Weyoun (Deep Space Nine)

- Milton Dammers (Frighteners)

- Herbert West (Reanimator)

- Chaz (Dead Man Walking)

$3 Tier

- Dinosaur Bob (Love and a .45)

- Jimmy Wilkins (Hunter)

- Doc Haggis (Lurking Fear)

- Andrew Paris (Phantom Empire)

$2 Tier

- Sheperd Lambrick (Would You Rather)

- D-Day (Fortress)

- John Reilly (Castle Freak)

- Jay Brooks (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)

$1 Tier

- Brunt, FCA (Deep Space Nine)

- Lonnie Hawks (Death Falls)

- Penk (Star Trek Voyager)

- Father Jonathan (Evil Clergyman)

[destroyersopera]

I made a Jeffrey Combs tier list template if anyone else wants to use it 😏

[grilledsnot]

FΛSHION

Combsverse

[undeadgayboynes]

Jeffrey Combs characters datability tier list

With explanations; A to D, left to right

-Anton Mordrid

Pros: Literally the perfect man. Intelligent, honest, respects you, owns a bird. Communicative.

Cons: A landlord

-The guy from Cyclone (I don't care)

Pros: Very smart, respects your intelligence, will participate in your hobbies even if they don't align with his interests. Charismatic and flirty

Cons: Might die and leave you with the task of protecting a super weapon from the shadow government

-Crawford Tillingast

Pros: Earnest, hardworking, very sweet, intelligent. Will probably remember your birthday. Wears oversized sweaters you can steal

Cons: A pushover, really bad luck, probably not fully emotionally ready for a relationship

-Chaz

Pros: A dork and seemingly a wimp, but will actually surprisingly brave when necessary. Well dressed. Objectively very cute

Cons: Is named Chaz. Complains a good bit, kinda snippy. Infectious anxiety

-Andrew Paris

Pros: Fine as fuck yet highkey a dork, will tell you interesting facts about things. Does his best to be a gentleman

Cons: Kind of incompetent, impulsive. Won't set up boundaries with people trying to hit on him. Seems experienced, but I don't think he's ever touched a boob.

-Dr. Haggis

Pros: Strong morals and will do what he can to uphold them, able to keep a level head in difficult situations. Takes care of those around him. Respects you and takes what you say into serious consideration.

Cons: Lack of confidence, won't say what he means. Alcoholic and smoker with no sign of wanting to change, used as coping mechanism. Pessimistic

-John Riley

Pros: Puts on a brave face, optimistic, hard worker. Loves his family very deeply. Genuinely trying to fix his issues. Will make the right decision when push comes to shove.

Cons: Alcoholic in a way that endangers those around him. Wants conflict to resolve on its own, uncommunicative, will lie to you. When he slips, he slips hard. Has potential to be unfaithful

-Dinosaur Bob

Pros: Fun and carefree, will take you on the ride of your life. Cool mustache. Sees you as an equal

Cons: A bit TOO carefree, irresponsible and impulsive. Does a LOT of drugs and will probably try to get you to do them. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. No morals.

-Francisco

Pros: Confident. Will accept when he is genuinely wrong. Impartial party, focused on facts.

Cons: Literally no opinions of his own, will let awful things happen because an authority says it's fine. That haircut and those glasses. Extremely desensitized to violence. "Facts over feelings" motherfucker

-Shepard Lambrick

Pros: Sugar daddy, will buy you a lot of nice things and you'll definitely get in the will. Cool mustache. Doesn't let people disrespect you.

Cons: Sociopathic and violent tendencies, enjoys other's suffering. Manipulative. One percenter and proud of it. Pushes boundaries.

-Herbert West

Pros: Intelligent, passionate. Will give you gifts. Includes you in his hobbies. Does the 🥺 face

Cons: Will not listen to you nor respect your boundaries. Grand gestures instead of communication, love-bombing. Extremely jealous. Manipulative. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. Condescending, thinks he's better than everyone else, no respect for anything or anyone. Impulsive. Does the 🥺 face

-Milton Dammers

Pros: Passionate and hard working. Speaks his mind.

Cons: Will not listen to you, no ability to compromise. Probably smells bad, greasy hair. Aware of his faults and has no want to change. Obsessive. Probably into some weird shit

-John

Pros: Ridiculously hot, will rock your world. Will break rules with you, in a hot way. Makes you feel appreciated

Cons: Will suicide bait you, ridiculously manipulative. Will ghost you. Kisses a rat on the mouth. Your boundaries? Never heard of them. Will love bomb you and hold that above your head.

[jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass]

Shepard Lambrick from Would You Rather (2012)?

[pigeonfog]

[doodle] Lockwood/shep

(nsfw under the cut)

[fearfulharmony]

I can't explain it but Ready or Not takes place in the same universe as Would You Rather

[kieran-hayward-art]

Cunty old man lol

[doritofalls]

wanna do a run of lil keychains of underappreciated horror guys

[weyounthevorta]

Which villainous or morally ambiguous Jeffrey will you choose?

First Row Left to Right

Herbert West (Reanimator 1984, Bride of Reanimator 1990)

Bartok The Great (Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls 2023)

Commander Shran (Star Trek Enterprise)

Second Row Left to Right

Shepard Lambrick (Would You Rather 2012)

Weyoun (Star Trek DS9)

Dinosaur Bob (Love and a .45, 1994)

Third Row Left to Right

Prisoner 50557 (Perversions of Science S1:E17)

Father Jonathan (Evil Clergyman 1988)

Lonnie Hawks (Death Falls 1991)

[babbling-idiot]

i would lose my mind if you wrote anything nsfw for shepard lambrick. begging on my hands and knees rn

"New group of folks y/n, we have to be calm and collected. This is a game, and we are the hosts. Do you understand?"

You chuckle.

"Shepard, you're talking to me like you talk to your son. When it's something as serious as this, I don't screw around. I listen and learn. Especially if I have you as my teacher."

You say, smiling at him through the mirror. He was looking you in the eyes, and for a moment, he didn't want to do this game tonight. He loved you so much and wanted to just spend the rest of the night in tangled limbs and labored breathing. He broke from your intense stare and breathed out a semi-shaky breath.

"I know you take this seriously; I just don't want it to be ruined like the other times. I'm used to having to cover for Julian's behavior. Can you blame me?"

He says as he chuckles awkwardly. Shaking his head at his own comment, he tries to straighten his tie but can't seem to get a handle on it. Walking closer, you pat his shoulder, signaling for him to turn towards you. When he does, you reach out to the tie and begin to fix it.

"You know. Last time you didn't wear a tie. Are you trying to dazzle the guests with your ravenous self?"

He scoffs.

"I'm not trying to do anything. I do have an image I have to uphold. Most times, I need to let them know that I have the power here. When they are in my home, at my table, I am their lifeline.

Smiling you flatten the tie against his chest. Continuing running your hands across his chest. To anyone else you were simply flattening the suit, making sure he looked his best. This was half true, the other half being you just liked being in contact with him. He loved it too. You could tell he was eating the attention right up. He looked at you as if you were the most radiant person, he had ever laid eyes on. Or the look in his eyes could be something entirely different. It took a few moments of just staring into each other's eyes to finally realize the latter option was how he felt. It was something completely different. Pure lust.

You knew that you only had a certain amount of time till it was time to welcome the guests. So, you'd have to work quickly. You push him slightly towards the glass of the mirror. He follows your lead and rests his back against it. He leans his head back and breathes slowly, trying to calm his racing heart. As he did that, you slowly lowered yourself down to your knees before working on his belt. He looked down at you and smirked, he placed a hand on your cheek and caressed it.

Pulling him out of his pants he hissed at the nip of the cold air hitting his hard cock. He looks down at you just in time to witness you licking his tip. Collecting the pre cum there before locking a long stripe up the underside of his shaft. Slowly but surely, you eased it into your mouth and the sound you elicited from him was so unlike him. It was more of a whimper than anything. Smiling around him and swallowing more of him, you hear more of those sounds and begin to Bob your head. As you do you can't help but put vigor into what you're doing.

He could feel his orgasm creeping up his spine. It felt so right and so anticipated. He placed his hand on your Jaw. Placing his fingers on the underside to feel your tongue pressing into him. He could barely keep his eyes open long enough to take in your form. Your wide eyes looking up at him and your mouth just filled full on him. The sight itself was enough to make his gut wretch in ecstasy. He suddenly found himself spilling down your throat and pushing himself in further. Making sure you swallow every single drop. He could hear the squelched sounds coming from your mouth as you took him, and he praised you. How good you always were for him. Always pleasuring him and making him feel good. He would be sure to return the favor after tonight's game.

When you finally cleaned yourself up and helped him back into his trouser. You made his suit jacket look nice again, including his tie. He smiles and kisses your lips.

"My dear you take such good care of me. How lucky I am to have you here with me now. An old man such as myself and a beautiful creature you are."

Smiling you kiss his cheek and just as you were pulling away Bevans knocks and opens the door in time to see Shepard and you looking at one another.

"Sir, the guests are all at their respective spots and are ready for your arrival. Shall I introduce you both?"

Shepard looks at you at last moment before nodding to you and then to Bevans.

"Yes, it's time to get on with it."

You both interlock hands before walking out after Bevans. Tonight, was going to be a good night. For both the winner of the game and for you and Shepard.

(So sorry for the wait on this. I am having a awkward time here in my day to day. So, thank you for patiently waiting. I hope you enjoyed!)