#Laird Hunt

[brightbeautifulthings]

The VVitch (2015) & In the House in the Dark of the Woods by Laird Hunt

WHY:

Puritanism + witchcraft

Historical settings

Isolated woods

Ambiguous messages

[quotelr]

Comes a day when everything you thought you had put behind you sets up its tent in the middle of what you were still hoping you could call tomorrow and yells out, ‘Right this way.’Well, here I come.

Laird Hunt, Kind One

[plaguedwitness]

Book Recommendation:

Title: In the House in the Dark of the Woods

Author: Laird Hunt

Genre: Psychological Horror/Historical Fiction

Year: 2018

Number of Pages: 218

I'll be very honest. This book is weird. I started reading it based on a friend's recommendation (she actually gave up on it). The book description grabbed me, especially the first line, "Once Upon a time there was and wasn't a woman who went to the woods." Please let me break it down into parts:

Writing style

Hunt's style choice fits the feeling this book is going for. However, that makes it hard to follow. This story is pretty much the fever dream of a Puritan woman who's become lost in the woods. We read her thoughts about the woods, her man, her boy, herself, her past. And it all flows like a stream of consciousness. She has a point, but it's a roundabout way of getting to it. I did appreciate that the chapters are pretty short.

While reading, I could tell something was off with everything Goody describes, but I wasn't able to put my finger on it. It kept me on the edge of my seat, waiting for the reveal.

Characters

There are 4 main characters and a few secondary ones. I liked that. Didn't have to remember too many names. And considering the protagonist Goody refers to her husband and son as "my man" and "my boy" it's quite easy keeping track. The story also only follows Goody's POV.

My personal favorite is Captain Jane. Her description is totally awesome sounding, and she herself is a badass.

Plot

Honestly, I wasn't sure where this story was heading. The book description is very accurate, but there were moments when I was confused. Goody constantly jumps between what is currently happening and some memory of her childhood or as a wife. It felt disjointed, but the flashbacks are mostly linear, so it's almost like 2-3 simultaneous storylines of different points in Goody's life (long-past, recent-past, present).

Ending (no spoilers)

While I found the plot and narrative occasionally difficult, the ending was really what made me like this book. Hunt ties together all the loose threads of this lost-in-the-woods-fever-dream and leaves the reader with an ending that perfectly fits the premise. For me, it was one of those "omg I forgot that" realizations as everything clicked. There is also a twist I truly appreciated. I think any other ending would have left me unimpressed.

Before the ending, I'd say this book was 2-3 stars out of 5. After the ending, it was easily 4 stars (I really liked the book but had some issues).

I hope you found this recommendation/review helpful.

[rachel-sylvan-author]

Fiction - Nonfiction Pairing Radium Girls Fiction: "Zorrie" by Laird Hunt Nonfiction: "The Radium Girls: The Dark Story of America's Shining Women" by Kate H. Moore

[blogthefiresidechats]

My other order....

I ordered these other books online as well, however, I ordered these from Books-a-Million. I used a gift card that I got for my birthday to purchase the following books. The books showed up at my house this past Friday. I know what you’re thinking…….I need to get reading!

[firetfly]

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[tomwambsgans]

the actual biggest mystery of succession is whatever tf greg is saying to laird here

[casiopeis]

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[jofridapettersen]

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[the-californicationist]

Guile & Guilt (Ch. 11) -- Epilogue

Hello again! This epilogue was written using prompts 8, 12, 14, 20, and 29 of @glitterypirateduck 's January challenge! Hope y'all like it!

“There you are, thief. I've been lookin’ for you,” Johnny spoke quietly as he snuck underneath the crossbars that very obviously said “Keep Out!”, displayed in bright red across the gate. 

You smiled at him as he made his way through the castle’s ruins, his boots crunching on the gravel and stone, ducking through the ancient archways like an overgrown warrior, home from the front. He was wearing a tee shirt and his hunting kilt, dressed for the warm night air. 

You imagined what it might have been like back then to see him coming through your castle toward your hugs and your kisses if you were his lady of this sprawling manor house. 

If he was your highland laird, he’d pass by a glowing hearth, the orange fire shining in his eyes, casting long shadows over him. He’d be in a tartan, much like he was now, but perhaps in a shirt with more frills on the collar and sleeves, the expensive stitching reflecting his high status. He’d be in brogues, not boots, allowing him to step silently through the heath and the heather, hunting Englishmen in the night. Your servants would take his deerskin bag from his shoulder, and they’d offer him a clean handkerchief to wipe the journey’s filth from his brow. 

He climbed the stairs of your tower, a knight after his very own princess, meaning to rescue or to ravish, and you couldn’t help but be excited for either. 

“I cannae remember the last time I did this,” Johnny laughed softly, stooping through the refurbished wooden doorway to join you in the circular tower room. It was a small space, and the roof was missing. There were two wooden stools (made to look ancient) and a truly historic hearth, black from centuries of soot. There was a small sign plate pinned to the wall of an artist’s rendition of what the room may have looked like when it was new. They’d made it a bedroom, complete with a sleeping dog on the rug. It was only stone and a wooden floor now, save for the two small chairs. 

Johnny sat in the open one next to you, and you stared out of the window together, surveying your sprawling grounds. A family of rabbits chased each other in a small grove beyond, oblivious to any danger, leaping over each other in the dark under the quilt of stars. You watched their brown, furry forms, hop and jump, running to and fro through the grass, making it whisper as it ruffled against their fur. 

You felt his enormous hand cover yours, his thumb lingering on the shining ring you wore on your left hand, the one he had given you so many months ago. 

“I cannae believe I'm going to marry you, mo mèirleach,” your hulking soldier sighed, kissing your ring and the fingers that held it. 

He turned your hand over to kiss your palm, letting his tongue dart out to lick the spaces he was about to kiss, leaving cool little wet spots on your skin. You grabbed his chin in your hand, catching his attention, and brought his mouth up to yours, making him kiss your lips, letting him suck on your tongue and fill your cheeks with his own, plundering into you, licking you like warm cream. 

You broke away from his kiss with a sigh, resting your face against his, relaxing into his hands as he held you close, clutching you tightly in the small, drafty room. 

“Johnny…” you whispered, warning him and begging him at the same time. 

“Don’t tempt me, lass. I’ll have you right here in this bloody tower if you start makin’ me hungry for you. Sayin’ my name like that…” He whispered to you, rocking his forehead back and forth, nuzzling his face into your neck, letting his breath warm your skin. 

“Maybe we could be very quiet,” you whispered back, giving him a mischievous smile, kissing his cheek reverently. 

“What a naughty wee hen you are. Was this your plan the entire time?” He asked you, shaking his head and grinning like a wolf. 

“Could be…” you laughed, leaning your body into his mouth as he trailed hungry lips down your neck and collarbone, peeling the shoulders of your tank top down your arms, leaving kisses where the fabric lay. 

He stood and lifted you with him, hoisting you up to sit on the wide stone window sill, its panes long gone. His hands dug under the hem of your skirt and followed your thigh up to your warmth, nestled between them, wet and waiting for his appraisal. When his fingers discovered you, he broke his kiss, sighing directly into your mouth with a heavy need. 

Slowly, almost maddeningly so, Johnny sank a long, thick finger into your hole, groaning as he felt how deeply your pleasure had soaked your skin. He began to rub himself, a little absentmindedly, against your calf as he hiked up your skirt a bit more, and you could feel his hard length tenting his kilt, pressing through the pleats. 

“Give me your cock, mo chridhe,” you commanded, darkening your voice and pulling down your tank top to your waist, letting him see your breasts on full display. 

“Want me tha’ bad, hm, bonnie?” He smiled rakishly, teasing you desperate, fucking you languidly with just the one finger, pulling himself out and pressing himself back in without any urgency. 

“Please, John–” you were interrupted by the sound of tires on the gravel near the castle’s entrance. 

Johnny released you, and you bent down together to peer out of the window. You waited, holding your breath, trying to stay out of sight. There was a white sedan making a u-turn in the parking lot, and only after it turned to go back down the hill did you let out a sigh of relief.

“Oh, shit,” you laughed, sitting on the floor of the tower room, staring up into the stars in disbelief. 

“You’re the one who wanted to sneak into a wee castle and tease your man half to death. I cannae barely walk with this…” 

You looked over at him as he sat across from you, and you saw that he had pulled his kilt up to his hip to palm his cock underneath it. He was achingly stiff, and you could see the tip shining, leaking under the moonlight. 

“My poor darling,” you cooed at him, a little sarcastically, taunting him by playing with your breasts as you knelt in front of him, “You need me, hm? Should I put you inside?”

You straddled his lap and he fell backward, laying beneath you and letting you ride him however you saw fit. That smart mouth didn’t have anymore comments now. 

You hovered, stroking him with your hand, and he humped himself up into your grip, shamelessly. Smiling down at him, you decided to tease him just as he had done to you on the window sill. You fixed his head at your entrance and sank down just enough to let it pop in and out, not going down any further than that.  

His face contorted into a furious mess of longing and desire, his brow furrowing as he begged,

“C’mon, thief… just a little more. I dinnae think I’ll last much longer if you torture me like this… please…”

“Better be good, Johnny,” you sank down a little further, “Only good boys get rewards.”

He groaned, squeezing your thighs and turning his head away from you, wrenching his eyes shut, trying to keep himself from coming too soon,

“This already feels like a reward, mèirleach.”

“Stay with me, Johnny,” you coaxed him, “Be patient.”

“Fuck…” his eyes rolled white like a shark as he felt you purposefully bear down around him, settling down onto his cock and keeping him in you as deep as he would fit, resting there and feeling him pulse his muscles right back. 

You started to rock back and forth along his length, feeling him slipping in and out of your folds, long enough to penetrate you deeply, using his head to grind against your swollen spot just inside of your walls. You arched your back, staring up at the stars with him, bare to the night sky and all of its glittering constellations. 

Johnny’s hands moved up and held your breasts, plucking at your nipples and making you moan.

“Tha’s it, bonnie. You fuck me so damn good. Cannae believe it.”

He whined as you picked up your pace, holding you around your waist and helping you grind back and forth. 

“Yes, yes, yes,” he hissed through gritted teeth, “Come on me, mèirleach. I wanna feel you.”

“Johnny… fuck, I just… I can’t…”

“You can, lass. I’m so close. Ah… I cannae breathe. You’re gonna make me come in you… so fuckin’ deep.”

You made a noise that caught in your breath as the shimmering crescendo of your orgasm washed over all of your senses, making your head spin with pleasure. You felt yourself go soft over his cock, relaxing into his steep curve, letting him sink even deeper than what you thought your body would allow. 

He felt your core give way, losing its tension, letting him sink further inside, and as he watched you come down from your high, he began to thrust himself into you from below. Johnny held you tightly to his chest, crushing you to him, and he fucked you with powerful, quick bursts, your bodies making pornographic slapping sounds in the deserted castle ruins. 

You heard him coming apart in your ear, and you suddenly felt the urge to kiss him as he whined for you. You slotted your mouth over his, and when you did, it was as if you had given him permission to scream. He cried out into your mouth as he kissed you, letting his screams of pleasure and joy be muffled by your lips and tongue. 

As he came in you, he called out your name, talking to you in your mouth, telling you what a good girl you were, claiming you as his, and only his. His woman. His thief. 

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[mordredsheart]

hater hours topic: modern romance literature

they’re fucking uglyyy

why is every single cover a ghastly primary-color cartoon?! i YEARN for the days of the old-school johanna lindsey covers but y’all were too prudish to read a book flaunting a jacked highland laird and his heaving-bosomed lady friend with her skirt hiked up to the thigh on the fucking beach, i guess! i hope y’all are happy!

also what is with all those cheap books titled things like “his most dangerous game” about a trillionaire daddy dom who hunts meek brown-haired waitresses for sport until he finds True Love with the protagonist, whom he still spends 300 pages hunting for sport, but that’s fine, guys. back in MY day at least our toxic love interests were saxon warlords or viking princes or something INTERESTING, not a man in a tacky suit talking loudly on a bluetooth that i could run into on bunker hill at eight in the morning. there is nothing sexy about CEOs and finance bros. get your heads straight.

[fahye]

I was fortunate enough to spend one of your book signing events in the US and you mentioned just starting to get into horror! as a horror fan and a librarian, here is an unsolicited list of recs based on the kind of horror you said you like! (many are probably already on your radar)

The Hollow Places by T Kingfisher

The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins

How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix

House of Hunger by Alexis Henderson

Last to Leave the Room by Caitlin Starling

Just Like Home by Sarah gailey

The September House by Carissa Orlando

A Guest in the House by Emily Carroll

A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik

In the House in the Dark of the Woods by Laird Hunt

Plain Bad Heroines by Emily Danforth

Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

ohhhhh thank you so much! I have read six of these and several of the others have been on my radar for a while, so I will definitely be looking up the others.

for anyone else exploring horror as a genre: I especially love just like home, the hollow places and a guest in the house.

[jeanvanjer]

Hi, I hope you don't mind the question, but do you have a list of (historical) romance novels you recommend somewhere? I'm pretty new to the genre and would like some recs to start off with.

Thank you!

Of course I dont mind! I dont have a list here (but if you check the book recs tag or reading romance im sure youd find books ive read or books friends have recommeded) so I'll just post a few here.

Fair warning! I am horrible of keeping track of the books I've read so my recs will be a just a bunch of random books I like. @mermaidsirennikita and @triviareads are far more organized in their book recs than I am so you can always check their pages.

Please let me know if you'd like specific tropes!! Or more importantly if you have any TWs!

The Chief (the entire Highland Guard series actually) by Monica McCarthy. Tor MacLeod is a highland laird very much focused on helping Robert the Bruce with his secret plan to free Scotland from English Rule but his sudden marriage to sweet Tina is distracting him. They're forced to marry after she's found in his bed (her dad blackmailed her into getting herself ruined instead of her sister). The entire series is honestly a banger. It marries actual history with romance in a very clever way. The Chief is 1 of 12 so you have a lot of different tropes and stories to choose from if this one isnt for you!

Convergence of Desire by Felicity Niven - A TRULY WONDERFUL book with great disability rep. Harry (Harriet) is probably the biggest STEM heroine Ive read in HR (I know you love those based on your writing) and is on the spectrum. On paper Thomas is a rake that cannot fathom committing to only one woman but he needs to marry for money fast and she just wants to solve Fermat's Last Theorem. They enter a marriage of convenience and this book is just plain lovely. The very few books that have made me cry. Its emotional and the relationship that builds between these two is just🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

The Winter King and The Sea King by CL Wilson. CL Wilson is an amazing writing imo. I haven't read romantasy since high school and these books were the first ive read and enjoyed after such a long time. The first book is a marriage of convenience/ forced marriage situation. Her brother killed his brother and fiance?? I dont remember the specifics. But he wants a bride as payment and Thasin (our herione) father is an ass and decided TW there is dubcon. The first sex scene is the wedding night and there are aphrodiacs involved. Second one Dilys is a merman. Thats always fun. Super feminist too. Dont remember the exact details but did have a great time reading this one too.

The Duke Gets Even by Johanna Shupe. Shupe is a great writer and from the very few books I've read of her, The Duke Gets Even is probably my favorite.

Anything by Lorraine Heath but the most recent book I remember reading is The Duchess Hunt where the hero appoints his secretary (who secretly loves him) to find his a wife. Preferably one who is as organized, wonderful, and knows him as much as she does LOL. Lorraine one of the best writers in the genre and they always hit emotionally. You won’t go wrong with anything by her.

Again the Magic by Lisa Kleypas. An all time favorite book of mine. Think Persuasion but with a revenge plot. Aline drives McKenna away when they were younger to save him and he comes back a rich ass bitch ready for revenge. The chemistry between Aline and McKenna is insane. One of the few times I truly believed the “soulmates” thing. These two are definitely soulmates. And there’s a wonderful secondary romance as well.

What I Did For a Duke by Julie Anne Long. An Age Gap romance where Alexander plans to seduce Genevieve as revenge against her brother (who slept with his mistress) but she susses him out quickly from there they become sort of friends? he helps her win over her crush, he tells her she has stars in her hair, and along the way they fall in love. Alex is one of my all time favorite heroes.

Lord Of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase. As much as I love the hero of this book, Dan I recommend this book a lot solely for the heroine. Jessica Trent has my heart. She is that bitch.

Heartless Duke by Scarlett Scott. An intense romance between Leo, an agent for England and Bridgit, a fenian rebel. Lots of angst and sexual tension. So good.

Lost in Your Arms and That Scandalous Evening by Christina Dodd. These books were one of the first books I read when I started my own reading journey so these hold a special place in my heart. LIYA is about Enid who’s living her life as a widowed caretaker but then someone comes to tell her husband is alive and on the brink of death so she’s forced to nurse him back to health. The love confession that happens is honestly one of my favorite confessions of all time. TSE is about Jane who is back from self imposed exile after a scandal that ruined her ten years back. Ransom, the cause of her scandal and her last crush, suspects of being a spy and tries to stop her. With his heart (and dick).

[ewingstan]

How'd you think the Undersiders would handle the Pact setting?

Oooh this is a good one. I'm interpreting this as asking what they'd be like if they were in the otherverse instead of the parahumans setting. I haven’t read Pale yet so I can’t claim to have complete knowledge of otherverse mechanics, but here’s what I can come up with:

Taylor: even more willing to sacrifice aspects of herself than Blake, and largely refusing to be consciously worried about how much her passenger affects her behavior—yeah, Taylor’s not staying human for more than a week, tops. She'd do something incredible and stupid and give up all she had to give in the process. Would likely become a particularly terrifying boogeyman hunting those she sees as bullies, one who gets summoned quite often by novice practitioners for he ability to overwhelm seemingly much more powerful enemies. She's avoided by more learned or less desperate practitioners, though, because she often ends up slipping out of her bindings or somehow gaining power over the practitioner who summoned her. Evolves into something more than a boogeyman over time.

Brian: He's careful, clever, and wants to be respected. Similar to how he led the Undersiders, I see Brian as leading a faction of practitioners that have collectively claimed a small but strategically important section of their area. Would never make a direct play for the Lordship, but would always end up in good graces with the current Lord. I think I'd see him specializing in glamours and illusions, making himself more intimidating and the area around him confusing and disorienting. He's in danger of falling for his own illusions a lot of the time, but that tends to make them more effective. His diplomacy skills, coupled with his practicality, makes him especially good with dealing with and binding the fae.

Rachel: Laird talked in the beginning about the spirits obeying people who haven't binded them if they are in a specific position of authority within a community. I see Rachel as having achieved something like this, traveling with a swirling mass of dangerous spirits not properly binded to her but who nevertheless follow her, because she is seen as the one those spirits follow. Not interested in dealing with other factions outside of making sure they stay away from her and hers.

Lisa: She's already a rogue Duchamp in all but name. An enchantress with a specialty in reading the connections between people to a frightening degree. Coin-flip if she ends up dead or a Lord from relentlessly aggravating more powerful factions.

Alec: Makes himself out as a generalist, with an eclectic and seemingly harmless score of abilities and a fairly large group of friends/followers in the form of pseudo-innocents. Actually a Spellbinder who's dealing with having bound a large number of innocents to him at a young age and now cannot break the connections without someone dying.

Aisha: Picked up glamours from her brother and enchanting from Alec, but her main tool is her implement, a mask made from a bound demon. Brian is not happy that her implement is a mask made from a bound demon. Where did she get this. Everyone is going to target us now, Aisha. How did you—and now she's using it to help the Hebert boogeyman? Fuck.

I feel like I need to update this with a more in-depth piece if I ever reread Pact. Or, god forbid it, after I start Kinbote-posting.

[kharrneth]

𝑲𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑭𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑨 - 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑴𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝒀

Khorne lacks the whimsy of his siblings and so does not find it prudent to actively design life forms for his Kingdom, especially not when the mutating energy of the Warp does this anyway. Thusly, almost all fauna and flora in Khorne's kingdom are not the Blood God's doing. That being said, Khornate daemons interact with these creatures in ways important to their culture and traditions and so the Blood God makes no move to exterminate most of them. This list is not exhaustive.

Blood Worms - An invasive species originating from the lands of Nurgle, Blood Worms were Bloodletter parasites that have grown fat on the death and gore of Khorne's realm. They are massive beasts able to swallow a Bloodthirster whole.

Flesh Hounds - The Sole Creatures created by Khorne's hand, Flesh Hounds are fiercely territorial daemon-dogs whose packs can number in the hundreds. The hunt overground when hungry and sleep underground in nests of bones when inactive. Like mortal dogs, Flesh Hounds come in a wide variety of breeds and even species.

Brass Ticks - Another Nurgle-devised parasite unique to Khornates.

Blood-Flies - Tiny crimson insects that feed on the blood-nectar of black-petaled Death-Flowers near the Tree of Souls. They lay their eggs in the bodies of the fallen, which give rise to Blood-Fly Maggots. Though called flies, they serve a purpose more similar to bees and are aggressive as wasps.

Brazen Bulls - Brass-furred daemon-beasts and one of the few obligate herbivores in the Aethyr. They consume the twisted, gnarled vegetation of Khorne's realm. Brazen bulls are ritually hunted and killed by daemons and, when they fin their way into the mortal realm, by men. Their prized brass skulls are offered to Khorne and their blood and bones are used in rituals and rites. They resemble bulls of various species. Their horns are often turned into war-horns or drinking devices.

Drownscale - Living in the myriad Blood Lakes and rivers snaking through the Realm of Khorne are the Drownscale. These reptilian horrors snatch the unsuspecting from the banks of their territory in the manner of giant, bloodthirsty daemon-crocodilians.

Drowndrake - Similar to the Drownscale, Drowndrakes are massive creatures that make their homes in the abyssal blood-oceans of Khorne's realm. They are more draconic than the Drownscale and can breath blood-fire onto enemies, but prefer snatching daemons from the sky and dragging them to a watery doom beneath a sea of boiling blood. Drowndrake skulls, when acquired, may be worked into Daemon Lairs.

Furnace Beasts - Furnace beasts are creatures of twisted metal; the remains of slain Juggers and battle debris pulled together and reanimated by the hatred and bloodshed abound throughout the Realm of Khorne. They affect no one shape, but tend to have a discernable mouth, body, and be-weaponed limbs. Some are covered in a layer of stolen flesh and sinew, while others are purely daemonic-alloy.

Gorger - Another massive creature, Gorgers are heavy-jawed knuckle-walking daemon-animals important to Khornate culture. A beast of sinew, multiple mouths, and endless hunger, they are common targets for enterprising Bloodthirsters. When Slain, the skull of a Gorger is made into or worked into the lair of a Deathbringer and it's host. The larger the Gorger, the more prestige the Deathbringer has.

Bonestealer - One of the more unwelcome daemon-beasts in Khorne's realm, Bonestealers are bipedal, therapsid looking creatures with spinal crests. One of their hands ends in a long scything bone and the other in obsidian claws. As their name implies, they steal and horde skulls and bones from battlefields-- Blood Hosts often busy themselves with finding, slaying, and retrieving these stashes so that they may be added to Khorne's throne.

Skull-Lairds - Skull-Laird are a variant of the Bonestealer, the result of several lairing together and one gaining primacy over the other. This larger beast is called a Skull-Laird and is a fair challenge to a Daemon Prince. These creatures never stop growing, commanding a nest of Bonestealers, and every so often grow to massive proportions. Such beasts are Greater Skull-Lairds and the most infamous of them is Vah'lruhk, the Skulls Thief, who has many Daemon Prince, Herald, and even Greater Daemon skulls in its horde.

Butcherboar - The Butcher Boar is a disturbing creature which broadly resembles a wild hog, but there is a vaguely humanoid quality about the animal as well. They are hooved nightmares with a bladed mess of tusks and overlong claws on their front limbs. Like the Gorger, they walk on their knuckles. Butcherboars are often hunted by Flesh Hounds and vice versa.

Kharndrill - The Kharndrills live in the dense jungle-wood near the Tree of Damned Shades, in the Forest of Damned Shades. They are dog-ape creatures with long fangs and dominant among them have large horns and brightly colored faces of red and orange. Kharndrills eat bloodfruit, but will snatch up and eat daemons who venture through their forest. They can overpower a Bloodletter and will snatch Chaos Furies from the sky if they catch them. When the forest is barren of fruit, they raid the gardens of Daemons who tend Khorne's meadows.

Bloodsteed - Bloodsteeds are equine-like creatures kept by daemons and used for work and war. On occasion, they are granted to mortals as godly gifts. Bloodsteeds have black or deep-crimson fur, fiery eyes, and flaming hooves. Their temperament is more fit for work, but they are warbeasts just as any creature of Khorne. Wild herds of them run above Khorne's lands, eating the coarse vegetation or flesh when they cannot find it.

Brand Ant - Brand Ants are so named for their superheated mandibles, which leave last marks in flesh when they bite a victim. They are hyperaggressive eusocial insects that create large mounds from the red earth of the realm. Brand Ants war amongst themselves, attacking rival mounds. They are fearless and will not even hesitate to swarm a Bloodthirster should it step on their home. Though typically not dangerous in small numbers, Brand Ant venom has an agonizing sting-- this species has found purchase in some Slaaneshi and Nurglite circles for that reason.

Wrothsire - A Wrothsire is among the largest of beasts found in Khorne's realm. They thick, leathery skin that can turn aside blade and spear and a 'Y' shaped horn on the end of a beaked nose. The slumber beneath the earth, and may awaken during a particular vehement rage by Khorne. Wrothsires bring fell storms and burning rain when they rip their way from the ground, able to toss about bloodhost as a child might several small toys. The biggest Wrothsires require a coordinated effort from several daemonic armies to fell and by the time the beast is killed, the death-toll is high. The Daemon who struck the killing blow is accorded the skull of the creature and the most sought after Skull-Fortresses are made from the heads of these beasts.

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im late to the party sorry there was traffic. anyway shout outs to my blogger and sufferer in arms rory. for all ur thursday woes.

[ID: four meme text images of rottmnt donnie looking variously distressed. 1. laying down and forlornly gazing up "through the wringer thursday" 2. typing on a keyboard intensely, eye twitching, all caps "last thread thrusday" 3. sitting sadly behind the wheel of a car "through the wringer thursday 4. Soaking wet and glaring all caps "last thread thrusday. END]

had to hunt down some images of the boy suffering from the wiki ^_^ , cause i dont have bespoke rise image data base. but i DO have for other turtle iterations, so. bonus images of despair under the cut

of theres window fight leos i love window fight leos.

[ID: 1. Mirage leo post window throw, in an almost religious repose, surrounded by his brothers, beat up badly "through the wringer thursday" 2. same caption, idw leo also beat up, crying, laying in a dumpster, in the rain. 3. same caption, 03 don, slumped over, elbow resting on knee 4. mirage april, writing in a journal, her upper face cast in shadow, giving her a grim countenance. all caps "last thread thrusday" END]

images ofc sourced from:

1. mirage, leonardo micro "What Goes Around... ...Comes Around". pencils: eastman&laird inks: E&L, S. Bissette, M. Dooney, R. Brown 2. idw, micro series #4 "Leonardo", art: Sophie Campbell, colours: Jay Fotos 3. mirage 11 art: E&L 4. tmnt 03 s03e21 "same as it never was"