#LOOK AT THE LIL BABY I LOVE HIM AAA

[princesskkfish]

@tapakah0 Your little Casey aaaa adorable dbakebjaka

Fighting with sleep Quick doodles with baby Casey while we wait

[harleehazbinfics]

Home is where my heart is.

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Word Count: 2000+ A/N: WHERE ALREADY AT CHAPTER FOURRR AAA this concludes the life they had while they were human, but we'll still have a few flashbacks to see cuz plot. also thank you for over 1,000+ of likes and reblogs that means so much to me that you enjoy my works. i think y'all really liked the devout one lol, i'll just say now that i have plans to make it about lucifer so if you're into that please expect more and hit follow, really helps when peeps comment on stuff <33 much love, enjoy!

there were so many errors bro LMAO also I added a few paragraphs to this, so pls enjoy my scuff (edited as of Feb 20)

“I’m home~,” my husband’s voice calls out from the doorway.

Wiping my hands on my apron, I greeted him coming from the kitchen, “Al! Welcome back. How was your day?”

“Same as always. It’s gotten quite dusty out, I wouldn’t recommend you and the lil’ munchkin to go out for a while. I’ll take a shower first,” he responded dusting himself off briefly by the door before removing his shoes and coat. Heading towards the bathroom past me, but not before giving me smooch on the cheek and a gentle rub on my swollen belly.

Yes. Miledy got pregnant with Alastor’s child. He slowly warmed up to the idea when he saw her babysitting the neighbor’s toddler and when they both visited an orphanage, albeit to Al’s hesitance, where he saw her dote on the children, as she was also a kid that grew up in an orphanage feeling great empathy towards them. If Alastor didn’t stop her, she would have adopted all of them. At the end of the day, he concluded that you would be the best mom possible out there and gave her wish. Making him very sentimental and missing his late mother, which she often comforted him about.

I sighed happily and rubbed my stomach. I stared at the cradle with much longing, I couldn't wait to see our baby. Above the cradle was a mobile, it was a string of ornaments that were meant to be a toy for them, it was decorated with shells, dolphins, rabbits and a deer—as requested by Al.

I picked up a music box that had our favorite music. Alastor had this requested as a gift for your child, I was surprised when he presented it to me. I didn't think he'd be attached to them as much as I was, but I guess he adores them in his own way. Making a family does make it seem more real.

It makes me think back all those lives we've taken just to protect our family. I wonder if those people had family too? Did they look for them?

I was pulled from my thoughts when Alastor stood beside me, gazing at the cradle as I was.

“And how have the two of you been, my love,” Alastor asked, his hair still wet and changed clothes.

The both of us walked towards the couch, him making me sit on his lap as always after work, where he would rub my stomach and lower back, and even sometimes my chest whenever they get too heavy.

“Been kicking and moving around so much lately. I’m so sore all over,” I moaned as I leaned my back on his chest, letting him massage my lower back.

“Don’t worry, darling. I’ll give them a good talking to,” he joked poking around my stomach.

Giggling and squirming in his hold I cried, feeling fluttery inside when the baby kicked in response, “Al, that tickles! Haha!”

“What?~ I’m just disciplining our child,” he explains himself in a light tone.

“You’re such a loser,” I rolled my eyes playfully at him.

“Oh, please,” he scoffs, “I’m anything but a loser. Have you seen my wife? The most sought out singer in all of Louisiana? You must have heard of her surely.”

“I have indeed,” I giggled, “but I heard she unfortunately got knocked up by some random radio broadcast guy that does his shows in a basement.”

Alastor gasps dramatically clutching his hand over his chest and exclaims, “You did not! One, I own a studio in the city where I do my shows, thank you very much. Two, how dare you say unfortunately, I’m the most highly paid broadcaster. Any person would drop on their knees to even get to be in the same room as me.”

I chuckled at his haughtiness and conceded lying on his chest once more, “You’re right, you’re right, your royal highness.”

He lets out a hum similar to a purr contently embracing us.

(3 years later)

“Abigail!”

A little squeal sounded down the halls along with little pitter patters of her tiny feet as she tried to get away from me.

“Come here, Sunshine. You need to get changed. Don’t you wanna go and see Dad?” I asked her walking to her slowly.

She excitedly jumps from behind the couch and yells, “Dad! Dad! I wan’ta see Dad!”

“Alright, alright. Come’re,” I called her to come closer to put on her little yellow sundress. I took my bag that had all our necessities while Abby tried to put on her shoes that she immediately showed off when she did it all by herself.

“Well done, Abby! Dad will be happy that you can put on your shoes by yourself now. Do you want to tell him yourself?” I asked putting on her hat.

“Mhm! I’ll tell him myself!” she answered cheerfully holding my hand after I shut the door and locked it.

“Alright then. You ready?” I asked her again with a doting smile.

“Yes! Let’s go meet up with Dad!” she replied excitedly trying to drag me with her.

After we arrived at his studio, we went to his office and waited for him to finish with his morning show so we could take Abby to the park and eat at a restaurant for lunch after. She was on the floor playing with her toy doll and stuffed bunny, playing pretend by herself.

“Hello there, darlings,” Alastor greeted with a smile. Arms already open for his daughter to dive in.

“Dad!” She yelled excitedly jumping into his arms, “Are you done with work?”

“Yup. You excited to go to the park today?” he asked booping her nose playfully.

She laughed delightedly making both Al and I’s hearts to melt.

“Yeah! I wanna go now please!” she requested politely hugging her father’s neck.

“Okay, Sunshine,” he replied petting her back.

Hand in hand, the three of us spent the day together happily on our family outing. Of course, it couldn’t be helped that we would be stopped a few times, but we immediately excused ourselves from them to enjoy as much time as we could while we were together, not letting all the disturbances get in the way for our plans today.

Reaching home with a tired Abigail in my arms. Alastor carried all our bags and toys that we bought for our daughter along with a balloon with a smiley face on it tied around his wrist. As he was opening the door for us, he stopped suddenly, making me look up to him alert.

I clutched Abby closer getting ready to run. Alastor fully opened the door and dodged a swing from a brass knuckle to his head.

“Run!” he yelled as he fended off the intruder from getting to us. Abigail waking up from the shout of his father, she trembled in fear as she saw him fight another man.

“Mom? What going on?” she asked, confused and afraid grip tightening around me.

“Shh, I’m sorry but mom’s gonna ask you to stay quiet, okay? Just-just close your eyes, honey.” I requested seriously making her tuck her head in my neck.

I ran as fast I could, reaching our other house that was used for emergencies. We entered together and pushed her inside a bunker in the bedroom.

“Baby, you need to listen to me. I need you to be quiet for me, okay? No matter what, don’t open this door if it isn’t me or Dad, got it?” I ordered her with a serious face making her nod despite being afraid out of her skin. I swiped the tears under her eyes and gave a kiss on her forehead saying, “I love you so much, Abby.”

I left her after locking the door and pushed the vanity on top of the door. Holding my gun close to me and creeping my way out the bedroom to check for any of followers, as I was rounding a corner someone tugged at my hair making me throw my head back.

I whacked him with my gun up on his chin making him back up from me, taking this opportunity to shoot him in the chest twice. I aimed my gun to the window when I saw a sliver of light catch the corner of my eye, shooting when he jumps in through the window stopping him from letting him move further in.

I turned my gun to the door when I heard it open, only to feel relieved when I saw the familiar tuft of brown hair styled in a certain way that I could immediately recognize. I run towards him for an embrace that he returned.

“Where’s Abby?” he asked looking around the room.

“She’s in the bunker. Did anyone follow you?” I asked placing my hands back to my sides.

“None. I had 4 people outside, you?” he said rushing into the room making sure Abby’s safe.

“Just 2,” I sighed rubbing my face frustratedly. “I’m sorry. It must’ve been Alex’s men. They’re getting pretty fucking desperate if they’re attacking from our house,” I snarled.

“It’s fine, darling. That’s why we prepared this to make sure Abby stays safe,” he said assuring me, and giving me a quick peck on the head. Then helping him push the vanity off the door and took our daughter out.

“Let’s stay in the cabin for a while, we aren’t safe here,” Alastor suggested which I agreed to.

Morning come; Abby woke up confused, she then realized she was in her father’s cabin seeing his prized hunting gun on wall. Her eyes scanned the room for her parents and found none of them there, so she slowly opened the door and was greeted by the smell of cooked meat. She found her father in the kitchen cleaning while you were knitting on the sofa. Hearing the door creak, both the adults turned their heads to their daughter’s little round head.

“Good morning, Sunshine~,” Alastor greeted waving his spatula.

I got off the sofa, leaving my knitting materials and scooped her up into my arms, “Hello, bunny. Did you have a good sleep? It’s already 10pm.”

“Mhmm, but I had a bad dream. Mom and Dad where fighting some bad guys and I was so scared that you got hurt,” she mumbled making my face ridden with guilt.

I never wanted my baby to experience this, I never knew that Alex’s obsession would ever get this deep.

To briefly explain what happened over the years, I sang in a private bar where some very important people were having a meeting. Unfortunately for me, one of people there was interested in me. So, I explained to him that I had a husband, but he refused to leave me alone until Alastor came with the owner of the establishment to diffuse the situation. However, it didn’t stop there, he insistently showered me with gifts and letters that I had to refuse each time. I confronted him saying that I would never be with him as long as I lived, so in retaliation his obsession turned sinister, believing that if he couldn't have me then I was better off dead.

Alastor, fueled with irritation, confronted him almost successfully killing him in the process if it weren’t for Alex’s group to look for him and warded Al off. And to this day he’s eager to hurt our family.

“I’m sorry, honey,” I replied eyebrows furrowed kissing her head, “it’s just a bad dream don’t be scared.”

“Exactly, nothing to be worried about. Why don’t you have some breakfast first? Breakfast is indeed the most important meal of the day, Sunshine,” Alastor spoke up after setting the plates, taking Abby into his arms, and placing her on her chair.

At the end of the day, when Abby passes out from exhaustion from playing in the meadow all day. Alastor takes his gun off the wall making me stand up in worry.

“Where are you going?” I asked, holding his arm.

“To finish this once and for all. I don’t want Abby to be in danger anymore. Most of all, I don’t want you to live in fear that we’re going to lose Abby, neither do I,” he reason placing his hand on your cheek.

“Just please... please be careful, Al,” I pleaded him covering his hand over mine.

He gave me a smug smile and replied, “I’ve never lost before, darling. I’ll be back before sunrise. I promise.”

I nodded as he gave me a kiss, as much as I was worried about him, I knew Al could take care of himself.

“Stay safe,” I said staying by the door frame while he waves goodbye, painfully unaware how devasted I would be when he never returned the following day.

[hansslut]

transmasc shauna with a happy trail ⋆🪽

҂ warnings: a bit suggestive towards the end :D

҂ a/n: HAPPY TRAILS AAA >_< !!! i love you transmascs with happy trails <33 i love you women with happy trails <33 i love you non binarys with happy trails <33 i love you everyone with happy trails <33 i love you everyone <33

the request only said shauna w a happy trail and not transmasc shauna but like... transmasc shauna 💦

nghhh happy trails:(( im so obsessed with them...

when shauna first started being on t he was all shy and just a lil baby:(( insecure you wouldn't be with him throughout the whole transition

but you??? you were the literal opposite of what he thought you'd be like, always always supporting him no matter what

helping him doing his t shots when he's scared and then putting scooby doo plasters/hansaplasts on them 😭

when he started noticing some changes he'd deeeeeefinitely run to you and be like "look!!!!!" and then show you his happy trail, unaware of how obsessed you'd become ( no one's blaming you for it tho )

kissing his tummy all the time and babying him as you SHOULD!!!! calling him your pretty boy and your lil prince im sobbing

"you're so pretty shaunie:(" while laying on his stomach and tracing his happy trail or smth

WAIT tracing a heart on his tummy and putting S + your initial in it IM CRYINGGG

when he ever gets insecure you just hold him in your arms and rock him back and forth while caressing his hair and letting him calm down 🥹 "you're the bravest and strongest boy i've ever known, and you're absolutely the most beautiful one to ever exist too. my beautiful boy <3" and reminding him that you're here for him:((

oof it got a bit too sad here let's switch it up a bit

being away from each other but you still want happy trail updates so he sends you a sneaky lil polaroid of him with his hand down his pants and his stomach showing... GULP.

SORRY i had to add that in BUT BACK TO TRANSMASC SHAUNA IN GENERAL!!

not really focusing on his voice until one today when you go for cuddles and he has just woken up and he's like "hey baby" WITH A DEEP FUCKING RASPY MORNING VOICE AND YOU'RE LIKE "hi shaunie 0_0" WAAAA:(((((

also transmasc werewolf shauna <33

him laying on his back for tummy rubs and kissies and you're like :DD HE WANTS MY KISSIES :DDDDD

AAAA i love him

i need to do more abt transmasc shauna and his happy trail

sorry this is a bit shit btw im just brainstorming at 1am when i should be doing homework but im writing this instead

[yunxi-11085]

Jing Yuan x reader & our child yanqing!!

I just want baby yanqing being a lil silly troublemaker and reader(you) just letting him go no matter what because he's so freaking cute??? you couldn't help it when he showed you his super move of puppy face.. later on Jing yuan might need to learn it from yanqing hehe but jing yuan would be upset, like yanqing broke his favorite cup but he just gets a little scolding and can go back to playing w/ toys... with the excuse of him being too cute that you must let him go

time skip to when yanqing is a teen and jing yuan finally gets to take his revenge by hiding some of yanqing's favorite swords

that would make yanqing superrr upset but he doesn't know who stole his favorite swords.. so he can't confront them abt it and then because you know who stole his lil swords so you secretly gave yanqing some allowance to buy more swords? jing yuan doesn't even know where all that money comes from keke

reminded by this small comic(?) where Jing yuan is disappointed at yanqing for buying new swords but you couldn't help but give him more money when he asks for it because he's tOO cute (( like even if I weren't related to him I'd do ANYTHING to make this baby smile like this aaa

a few sword buying trips later and jing yuan started noticing n he gets jealous~~ you're little hubby getting jealous of the son you both adore~~

so during this morning when you n your hubby wakes up together in bed, he asks "what are your plans for today?" today you are supposed to accompany yanqing to meet some officials! which is the job other people should be doing but you wanted to spend more time with your son.

"how about we go on a date today, just the two of us." he said. but wasn't he supposed to be at work today? "I'm sure the diviner would be willing to let me have a break once in a while" he was sure, but you weren't sure.

he stands up and reaches out for your hand, "it's been a long time since we've went out together"

you were tempted to go with him but you still had to meet up with qingque too right? you promised her that you wanted to learn mahjong from her.

and then you looked back up at his face— oh my.... yanqing??? the general of the cloud knights, looking at you with such puppy—

"uh... sure then" you shyly said, it's a once and a lifetime to see this face... you must treasure it in your brain for years to come even though you already have yanqing's puppy face in there too

nn~ Jing yuan hides you from yanqing the whole day

I'm gonna add more tmrw I need to sleep aaa

update :: I'm now awake and leTs continue

Jing Yuan x reader w/ our child yanqing (jelly Jing yuan time~~)

you don't know but, Jing yuan purposely brought you to restaurants where he knew that yanging wouldn't be in and disrupt the little love time you both have. yesterday while he was sulking in the divine foresight he went and calculated where is the best route to not see yanqing for a day ImAO

imagine doing that to your son

anyways, Jing yuan was being super nice and caring the entire time, if you wanted a little teddy bear he'd buy it for you, etc. etc. if he caught you ogling at some cupcakes or sweets from the window he'd bring you inside and let you taste every one of them!

if you didn't notice, some people were giggling and smiling at your cute interaction. the general of xianzhou on a date with his cute s/o!

it was near afternoon now and you've already visited all the places you wanted to go.

"hm I know the perfect place to go, angel" imagine Jing yuan calling you angel while you call him hubby ImFaokskmskandn I'm single af why am I writing this

you both go on a walk together while holding hands.. the sun is setting and.... oh this man is so pretty. you know it, we all know it. but even all the years of marriage nd being together you still couldn't get over how your hubby is so so pretty.

the radiance of the sun from behind him while he looks at you with those loving eyes.. your heart flutters at the sight.

and guess what? he brings you to a small cafe, and it was full of cats.. and birds. >> you know whose the biggest bird n cat lover here

you squeal at the sight and almost immediately jump inside to pat the little furries...

the last part of the date was so romantic. the staff was super welcoming and the tea tasted so good. It's like our first date all over again. you chuckled and Jing yuan laughed as well.

"we can consider this as our first date together as a married couple then" which funny enough truly is, because every other time it's the three of you together on a family trip.

when the date is over, and you and Jing yuan walk back. he holds your hand tightly with fingers intertwined. he makes sure he walks side by side because of the major size difference between you two.. and if he walks how he usually does you will probably have to run to catch up to him every step

'maybe we should do more of these in the future..'

when you arrive home, you will probably bring out a sandal to Jing yuan because he failed to tell qingque that you are going when you reminded him to atleast tell someone to send a message to her.

yanqing runss to you and you barely had time to react before Jing yuan picks the young boy up with his two large hands by the waist.

"WAh-

"slow down yanqing, we need to rest." Jing yuan says before putting the boy down.

hm? I'm not tired though?

Jing yuan got the message but nonetheless he drags you to your shared bedroom leaving the poor boy behind

hah...

jelly Jing yuan is my thing now I need him to be a jelly little baby for me hehe

I'm probably gonna make more yuus

[enden-k]

THEY'RE SO FREAKING CUTE AS KIDS Omg i cant with them. Babies your honor. So small

(Also wdym Vika originally had red hair- did I miss that or is it new info?)

Im very curious about how Vika's personality would evolve without the influence of his trauma. He would likely be more aware for a lack of a better term, both of himself and others so not having felt like a ghost all his life (which is ironic-) would definitely affect the way he interacts with others and carries himself. Even if in the end he turns out to still be mostly introverted and aloof, it wouldn't be to the extreme it does currently

Which, I love the idea of. I want to pinch his cheeks and coo at how small he is. He deserves every childhood experience he deserves sleepovers with Saran he deserves birthday parties where he is dying to see if the cake tastes as good as it looks. God, he's so freaking cute. I want to dump every blanket on him and protect him from the world

Also BABY SARAN. GOD. I'm dead. Dying as we speak. He looks so mischievous. Looks like he is going to vanish from sight and the next thing you know chaos has unfolded. The kind of kid that you have to be constantly watching. The house is suspiciously quiet kinda kid. Bet he and Vika get up to all sorts of shit and a good chunk of that is his fault

Have i mentioned that i want to pinch their cheeks already. Slice of life AU where they're normal kids and grow up as normal people is killing me. I want to see them throw a tantrum. And just enjoy be kids. Want to see them grow and go to school and complain about homework and go to the park and just. Enjoy life

-🦜. Too weak to them as little kids. Im going to need 3-5 business days to recover from this /j

as i mentioned in the quick post earlier, ye vika is actually a redhead if it werent for the illness/parasite!!

baby vika in this scenario/AU where hes not afflicted w the parasite would still be introverted and shy but not as extreme as canon; hes still a rather calm kid and gets overlooked often bc hes small (until he has quite the growth spurt and by the age of 18 hes the tallest) but hes not as melancholic/sad/nervous/anxious as canon

baby saran is the same as always; a menace to society LMAO. youre correct with everything you said about him AHHAHAHHAH if hes gone from your sights you know hes up to some shit. hes a menace and chaotic and a brave lil fool but he always shows respect and kindness and compassion for others. he always ropes vika into things and yes when they cause trouble its almost always sarans fault AHHAH whenever its vikas, saran takes the blame

theyre def the kind of kids that always stick together; saran is the popular kid but he always looks at vika and gets him to join them all. ppl joke abt vika being sarans lil shadow and saran gets all angry cat like "hes not my shadow, hes my sun!!!"

they grow up together and hang out all the time, help and support and love each other. i think i might draw this slice of life AU fr as a lil mini series aughhhh granting vika the childhood and youth he never had is reason enough aaa

[ddarker-dreams]

I really enjoyed the gojo fic!! You did great balancing his humor and eeriness.

At the end he was really trying to save the the relationship: your family can move, the job is better here, think in our baby Magumi, I’ll GIVE YOU FOOD. If this doesn’t convince you…

To me it show that he wants a semi normal relationship, whatever you feel fear or love is up to you, but he is not giving you up.

I wonder if older gojo won’t regret acting so suddenly. He is a lot less impulsive when he is older and he could have sabotage her without her notice it.

AAA thank you very much!!!!! at first, i told myself it'd be a short lil fic, but writing banter with gojo was so much fun that i had to keep going jsgklfs

i was considering the difference between brat high school gojo vs still a brat older gojo as well. i do think that older gojo would've had a more solid plan prepared in advance, he'd be sliiiiightly less volatile as well. slightly. which is why i decided to go with the high school setting because seeing him unhinged sounded interesting (and frightening). especially since his version of unhinged doesn't mean he's completely lost it, it still feels calculated and intentional. he's saying weird things with the express purpose of making reader uncomfortable. that's his 'revenge' of sorts for her trying to leave in the first place.

^ this really was gojo's ace in the hole. what are you gonna do???? abandon baby megumi????????? gojo would break out pictures if he had to. lay the guilt on thick.

"look at this sad orphan, can you in good conscience leave him behind?"

like what are you supposed to say to that..........

[celestie0]

I heavily enjoyed the new Drabble.. I forgot how much I loved kickoff gojo. He is so baby girl sometimes. I love how he went “ yea she’s cute isn’t she?” To the cat. He’s so Inlove I love that for him. He’s so precious!! I aspire to be that cat for 24 hours just to feel his touch🙏 and Reader and gojo thinking of the same joke is so cuteeee. They are so in sync I love them. Can’t wait for the new chapter!! I loved the snippets from what I remember!! KEEPP UP THE GOOD WORK ELLIE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

testicular cancer anon

HIII MY LOVEE<33 AAA i’m so happy u enjoyed the lil drabble :”) youre so right he do be bbgirl sometimes aaa i loved writing the part where he talks to mr gta ab reader shsldkfjfh n same ✋🏼😔 ohhhhh to be a lil kitten constantly snuggled up to gojo…sobbss.

omg im so happy you’re looking forward to next chapterrr :”) THANKS BB!! YOU’re PROUD OF ME??? I COULD CRY 😭🫶🏼 much loveee <33

- ellie 🍒

[rotnow]

Hey guys, ok I havent made finished the ‘mermaid and ship of fakes’ but I SWEAR IM ALMOST DONE

Instead I am here to introduce my future plans for my ‘Articles of Phantom theives’

Ok first things first lets lay out a timeline for this. Please take note this is not official, will be edited later in the future probably.

1. The Oak archives

- A story of Emily’s parents up until their eventual demise. Yes thats right, Emily is an orphan 😞 don’t worry she lives with her uncle now so its all handy dandy

2. Emily meeting joker for the first time and deciding to write articles about phantom theives

-AAA yesss now you know this 🫵 this story is basically my first kaitou joker post in this account is it not? Ah yes with my part two of that onw as well! My babies..I was really happy about making those.

Here is part one!

And this is part 2!

3. Adventures with a phantom theif

-OH YEAHH I AM EXICTED FOR THIS ok so basically, since Joker is a new phantom theif in this time he might need some help in his heists (but you’ll never hear the word help from his mouth, boy cant admit it) and he thinks he should do Emily a favor since she writes articles for him..he decides he’ll take in emily as his assistant, TEMPORARILY.

-Emily, obviously tweaking in exictement is all like “REALLY? REALLY? ARE YOU SURE??” and Joker’s like “Yeah YEAH now accept it before I take it back!!” “YAYYYY”

-look fellas I even made a lil doodle of Joker and Emily on their way to their first heist together <:DD

(My silles <:)))) ) (pls ignore the fact that it looks like emily is about to beat tf out of joker, its her makeshift weapon)

-ok so this is a saga, three chapters, based on the manga. It won’t last lokg of course because in the end emily has to stop being joker’s assistant due some unfortunate reason…but you know that that means…

3. Emily’s debut in the Kaitou Joker anime!

- There we go! Now thats a familar title isn’t it? This is where the original kj plot comes it LETS GOOO HACHI SPADE DARK EYE QUEEN ROKO SILVER HEART THE GANGS ALL HEREEE‼️‼️

- I have already did the first part which involves emily’s appearence in episode two “paris the 100 year old safe” go check that out‼️‼️

Now we are all settled! (I think) I hope this makes sense honestly. Thank you for everyone who follows me, it makes me really happy that some people out there is interested in my oc and share the same interest of kaitou joker like me. ❤️👐🏻🫶🏻 I hope you guys are doing well, until again! Goodbyee!!

-Huhu

[bonesandthebees]

okay im typing this in my notes app but im reading burning gold

this is just going to be me screaming and going “i like this” so uh yeah enjoy!

THE TREES ARE WATCHING

also i didn’t read the summary or the tags i like to just go in blind (is this stupid? yes do i do it anyways? yes)

okay your descriptions are like heavenly they scratch an itch in my brain like idk the way you pick apart the world and describe it in a way that feels natural is just so eieisjwidj like i always have to take a moment to just read it and let it soak

TALLULAH MY BABY

wall of trees you say 🤨 that emoji is my fav it’s so silly

PEOPLE!

oh a machete! that’s my favorite way to greet people too!

CREEPER MINECRAFTS GRIM REAPER sorry it’s late

ive watched qsmp but habe not watched in a while so im just smiling and nodding as i figure out who these characters are i really gotta get back on that

WUALCIRYI wow way to go with the spelling there. what i meant to say was QUACKITY

WOAH! abandonment and theft that’s wild wilbur

one night stand you say 🤭 ive been using that emoji too much man

PHILZA MINECRAFT!

TILIN

wait why am i reading in silence where is my bg music

i have no clue what’s going on not for lack of the story but because i just zoned out

tallulah and eye contact so something about something yeah go me

AWKWARD EX SITUATION I LOVE PHIL

something something about the gold that was on those trees earlier right maybe something something can’t wait to figure out what is going on

tallulah is not like other girls that’s what im gathering she got that ichor blood presumably bc wilbjr is being dicey af

TOUR MY LITTLE MUSIC MAN

eye balls

GOOD PERSON WILBJR!

wilbjr come close you can tell me *puts ear as close to him as possible*

SHAKES HIM AGGRESSICELY TELL EM

TALLULAH IS INFECTED ISNT SHE

LEABE HER WITH THEM?? THAT IS MY CHILD SHE IS NOT GOING ANYJEUW THEY ARE MY FAV LITTLE PAIR

my darling lil girl infected but alive like a cool kid

OH!

haha how silly… how did that happen? HAHA!

GOLD EYES THE LITTLE CHILDRNE JUST LIKE MY DARLING TALLULAH

TJE tkost tiltin:( WOW MY SPELLING IS BAD IM SO SORRY

yay! happy ending! i love your worldbuilding it’s so aifiqjrjwjfjwdj this was great thank you for the serotonin

this was longer than intended my apologies

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I've always thought aspen trees are super pretty but also extremely unsettling with the way their trunks look like they're covered in eyes. I knew I wanted the forest to be an aspen forest bc of how gorgeous aspen forests look in the fall with the contrast of the bright orange leaves and the white trunks, and I thought the eyes in the bark just lended itself super well to the idea of the trees 'watching' everyone around them

honestly going in blind can be very fun I hope it made the fic more enjoyable for you!!

aaa ty I loved playing around with the descriptions in this one shot

LMAO yeah there are a lot of qsmp people here who you might be confused by if you don't watch qsmp regularly or haven't seen it in a while

philza voice: I Know What You Are

I really enjoyed playing around with the foreshadowing and worldbuilding elements of this one. specifically with the gold by mentioning the tree covered in the stuff at the very beginning, but it not being properly discussed till later on. then the little hints that something's going on with tallulah but trying my best not to make it obvious until the very end. a lot of fun balancing aspects there lol

I'm so glad you enjoyed!! ty for giving your thoughts this was very fun for me to read :)

[unsleepingtales]

Ravening! War! Reactions!

Aw yea baby we’re doing these again!

Aabria’s character. Shapeshifter? Or caster class who shifts a lot kind of like Fig?

Brennan is just in his element huh. Just playing a weird old guy.

Brennan and Aabria <3 they are FRIENDS

Oh Karna has secrets. I love her.

I am having thoughts about how when Brennan was starting acoc they tossed around the idea of having an in-party traitor but decided not to. Hmm. Would be interesting if that. Happened.

He’s gonna take a lil nap!

Delissandro was meant to be the hot guy of the season and I feel so bad that Colin Provolone is coming for him with a steel chair.

COLIN HERE HE COMES

#1 soaking wet (but not really he’s got a coat) grimy boy

You know what I take back my earlier statement. Delissandro and Colin fill very different niches. They don’t deserve to be pit against one another.

We’ll workshop it!

There’s a reason the first episode of a season is usually my favorite. Getting to learn about the characters that I get to spend the next couple months with and the relationships between them! So fun and cool!

AAA THE DOME

I really enjoy Matt’s narration style, his voice is kinda soothing

Karna casting Eldritch Blast?????? Right off the bat in public?????? Holy shit. Ok. Karna warlock confirmed (I think?? Lmk if other classes can cast it but last I checked only warlocks could cast Eldritch Blast.)

You know what you’re right. Something about the city does just make you wanna open up a coffee shop.

Brennan has so much fun playing religious characters. It’s great.

My man’s got visions?? Sick.

Cream filled blueberries? Cannot tell if that’s a great idea or not.

It makes you want to make licentious noises 😃

HEY EVERYBODY.

The bishop and colin I need more of this duo

Colin Provolone my love and my light

Ohohohoho we got the Bishop’s stats

Look at him taking one level of rogue <3 also Brennan playing a college of eloquence bard just feels right.

Ah the overwhelming horniness of fructera

Hey! House Rocks! Nice!

Matt why

Ooh family lore!

You look… conscious. [<- me talking to all of my friends during finals week]

Colin!

Just colin and the chieftess eating charcuterie in the corner, talking shit. Love that for them.

Epic highs and lows of Aabria rolls

“There is no light more welcome than that which first pierces the darkness” SHUT UP I loved him already ok

Come on, Provolone!

WHAT

WHAT

I love how much multiclassing we’ve got this season!

Colin Provolone 6 charisma my fucking beloved

Brennan and Lou’s little dance

So many rogues damn

He’s so little and he’s so weak 😔

So small

God what they’re doing with the dome is so cool

They’re so cool

All of them are so neat

Vinegar cream puff blueberries? Horrifying

Karna & Deli friendship?? Please???

Months passing???? Okay. Sure!

YEARS passing???

Looking forward to the next episode!

[kosi-annec]

[HAIKYUU!!] Season 3 episode 2

Even club advisor was shooketh that noya didn't get it, proves that he's just that good

Oh damn, even i thought it was gonna go out. Ah crap get it together guys! LMAO TELL EM SUGAMAMA HSKSHSK

AAA Ok they got the ball- oh shit its ushi- damn ok is ushi's hits that hard to receive for noya?? Is being left-handed that big of a deal?

Oh wow so it IS a big deal. Gonna pretend i understand whatever is coming out of these adult's mouths, all i got are 'opposites' and 'positions'

YES CROWS GOT A POINT FINALLY! But it took 5 points to get there..

OH ok so since players are used to expecting the hit from the right, left handers force them to be more conscious on their actions and adapt

OOF 11-5, that is too big a gap, come on crows!

OOOH ok so relying on their trusty guardian, unstoppable force meets reflective mirror

HOLY SHIT THAT ANIMATION!! MAKE NOYA LOOK MORE BADASS LIKE THAT EVEN IF ITS OUT

Holy shit that bounced so high. Tsuki's pride as a blocker be on the line here

TSUKI & TADASHI MOMENT!

The perks of relying on ur head more than your instincts; adapting much faster. AND TSUKI ALMOST GOT IT TOO! But he's not an iron wall like Date Tech, not yet at least

BAHHAHA "DID YOU GET A STINGER ON YOUR FINGER" man i love tadashi

Ohhh so the reason why tsuki's block wasn't effective was cuz he didn't put his all into it. That's a thing with tsuki, when he thinks it wont work, his natural instinct is to not bother putting much effort

USHI'S SERVING UH OH, aight I'm ready for the badass animation

SHEESH THEY EVEN GAVE HIM AN IMPACT FRAME?? Not as dynamic as Oikawa's, but def has the power. I do like that they didn't just show it hitting the other side, but actually getting received but going out. Really shows the power

17-8?!? THATS A 9 POINT GAP, ok so karasuno isn't getting this 1st set, but dammit i still rooting for em

OOH COME ON NOYA THIS IS UR TIME! AAAAAA HE DID IT!! HE GOT IT UP LETS GO!!! THAT'S OUR GREATEST LIBERO

HELL YEAH BABY WE TAKE THOSE!! Idc if this set isn't a win, we take those games!

Oooh, Hinata's on the field! Show em wat ur made of lil tangerine

Oh so redhead guy's a decoy too? Actually yknow wat makes sense with his personality so far

YESSS THEY'RE TAKING IT BACK!!

PFT- poor black bangs dude (i really need to get these guy's names)

Oh?? They gonna do the special attack next! OH SHI- NICE RECEIVE NOYA, but damn that was animated like a bullet

AAAA HERE IT COMES!! SPECIAL ATTACK- AYO?? USHI??? Goddamn this shows that the special attack is no joke if ushi is willing to do receives for it

"didn't you get scolded for letting some strange kid into school" well glad to know the school has some amount of consciousness

I srsly need to know the redhead dude's name, he intrigues me

HERE COMES THE 4 BOIS! LETS GO THEY GOT 1ST POINT

Some equal back to back, it means karasuno is at least even with shiratorizawa

Ah crap ushi's up again.. OH FUCK TANAKA IS HE OK?? DUDE GOT HEADSHOT- uhhh we'll take that ig lmao??

So now the rest of the guys are wondering wats the beef between hinata and ushi lol

AAAA COME ON HINATA- hskshs REDHEAD?? uhhh I don't like how the upbeat music suddenly stopped.. who tf is this guy

Ok googled the redhead's name after watching, he's Tendo

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY MY BELOVED this gave me cavities i expect u to pay for my visit to the dentist get ready for the bill

I LOVED THIS SM ur gojo makes me feel so soft and tender :(((((((( i HAD to rb it like this bc there were too many moments and lines i adored wbk ur writing makes me melt into a puddle……

or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

LITTLE GUMI & PAPA GOJO MY ANGELS WAHHHHHH MCIKEY i love them so much :(((( READER BEING A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SOOOOO CUTE AND GENIUS this really was just the fluffiest thing ever …… gumi desperately trying to act like he doesn’t love his silly little father figure <333 he’s not fooling anyone!!!

eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye.

LIL SEA URCHIN ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ sobbbb i miss him so fucking much i miss him and his shadow the hedgehog haircut OUR LIL SEA URCHINNNN 💔💔💔 baby gumi rlly is the cutest ever

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

m not going anywhere 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i looovveee this reader and how sweet they are, how they manage to get lil gumi to be vulnerable with them even though he’s so guarded :(((( their dynamic is just the cutest!!! and mickey the way u describe lil gumi…. should genuinely be illegal my teeth are ROTTING from the sweetness he would give me sm cuteness aggression and i don’t even like kids PHDJDH.. aaa and him hiding his face in your shoulder 🥺🥺 love how this habit comes back later too, it’s so adorable and in character for him wahhhhhh :((

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice. the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICKEY 😥😥😥😥 sniffle… ow ow ow my heart ACHED when i got to this line IT HURTS SM BC BABY GUMI IS SO GRUMPY BUT HE REALLY DOES LOVE GOJO ……. 😔😔😔😔 he misses him!!!!!! little baby!!!!!!!!! it’s so hard for him but he’s trusting u not to make fun of him :(((( tearing up over this dynamic reader is just so sweet and patient i need them fr and gumi is obv so fond of them too…..

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

”you don’t mind. you don’t mind at all.” i fell to the floor this line made me melt AAUUUGGHHHH THIS IS JUST SO CUTE I CAN’T TAKE IT 😞😞😞😞😞😞 falling asleep on ur shoulder!!!!! in the bean bag!!!!!! like he’s a lil kitten 🥺🥺🥺 reader is so real i could NOT wake the little urchin up!! he’s too cute!!!! no disturbing the baby’s sleep!!!!!

and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). 

I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THE KID WHO SHAKES THEIR HAND PWHPDIDJFHFH THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY a whole businessman of a child…….. AND I ADOREEEE HOW MUCH READER LOVES THEIR KIDDOS they’re just so full of warmth and affection wahhhhhhh :<

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

i know i’ve said this several times already BUT I ACTUALLY MELTED OK 😥😥😥😥😥😥 first of all gojo being fully prepared to shout MEGUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII at the top of his lungs is so funny to me PHDJFJFJFJ he’s silly <33333 and!!! the lil ”hi” 🥺🥺🥺 such a tiny word but it just feels so tender here. and i can see this scene so vividly mickey….. the intimacy and peace and sunlight and everything !!!!! it’s so fond :(((( AND THIS FEELS LIKE SUCHHHH A FATED MEETING TOO R U KIDDING ME i’ll get to this later but i fully interpret this as a reincarnation au btw………….. they’re soulmates <333 and they both felt it the instant their eyes met i just KNOW it…..

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?" raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done." satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this." "yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i’m gonna be repeating myself a lot here mickey but this is just SO cute and warm and sappy and fond and sweet this whole fic tasted like the fruitiest freshest little treat… it tastes like vanilla ice cream and cherries……… AND I LOVE THE WAY TORU AND READER INTERACT i’ll get to that later too but i just lovveeeee their dialogue and the way they bond over being so so fond of gumi!! their baby </3

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. 

NOT THE EYEBAGS NOOOOOOOO TAT…… mickey this hurt me on a physical level i need that man tucked into bed ASAP ‼️‼️‼️

"i'm glad he has you."

UUEE😥😥😔😔UUEUUEEEE🥺🥺😭😭😔😔UUUUEUEEEEUUUE😭😭😭😥😥😥🥺🥺UUEUEU🥺🥺🥺😭😭UUEUEUEUEUEU😔😔😔😞😞😞😭😭 i feel so soft. god i can’t even imagine how relieved toru must be to know his baby is in good hands :(((( the trust he’s giving reader here!!!!

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly." he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

THEIR DYNAMIC IS JUST SO PLAYFUL AND FOND AND WARM i’m CONVINCED that they’re soulmates u can’t trick me mickey…… like they just FEEL like old friends yk???? have i mentioned that i love ur character dynamics bc i DO they always feel so real and loving and vivid <3333 i’m obsessed.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again. "no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." 

AGAIN WITH THIS DYNAMIC them and their sleepy lil sea urchin baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺 no because i get it if baby gumi fell asleep on my shoulder all pouty my heart would literally melt through the floorboards he’s the cutest little guy in the world

"he missed you that's all." it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't." "never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

me personally if i was satoru i’d hold my breath and try to die PEJDIHDJDJFUUF NO BUT MICKEY I ADOREEEEEEE THIS SCENE i wanna cry it’s so :((((( it’s so so intimate i can see it so clearly in front of me……,, toru must feel so so guilty </3 AND JUST. ”never. i’d never take this from you.” this fic is just brimming with trust and vulnerability and tenderness it’s so special to me 😥😥😥 gumi being too embarrassed to get showered in affection 🥺🥺🥺 this fic healed me entirely i think

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

SOULMATES I’M TELLING YOU ‼️‼️‼️ they’re found family i’ve decided. there’s something so wonderful about meeting someone and just knowing that they’re going to become special to you and that’s exactly how this whole fic feels i’m so floored actually. mickey the vibe u have conjured up here is so vivid and special i have no choice but to eat it pls fetch me my knife and fork dear husband 🙏🙏

you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

okay so the reincarnation au thoughts started here sadly i did NOT snuff it out from the ari/mickey hivemind BUT THIS LINE MADE ME SOOOO INSANE ”you were meant to meet again” DO U HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME… 😔😔 the instant connection between them just makes my heart feel so full I LOVE THEM I DOOO

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

SATORU ACTS OF SERVICE GOJO LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM TO THE MOON AND BACK he’s itching to ease your burden to service you to make you smile and laugh ohhhhh he’s so husband coded :(((((((

"you heard nothing." ”this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

THEIR BANTER IS SOOOOO SOFT AND SWEET AND FOND THEY BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER SO EFFORTLESSLY i really am in awe of u like. i KNOW these people i feel like i know them they’re my friends. there’s just something so real and familiar in the way they speak hhhhh.. i miss going to school PHDIFVFUFBXJB I’M ……… i’m just…… craving the sunny afterschool vibe……… uni isn’t the same….. :’3

"hey, gumi." satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat. "missed me?" megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

disregard all my previous lies THIS made me melt. actually melt. my bones are spaghetti. I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAINNNN THE WAY MY HEART BURST THE WAY I STARTED GIGGLING THE WAY I WANT TO PUT THIS FIC INTO MY CHEST SO I’LL ALWAYS FEEL THIS SOFT the gumi/gojo dynamic here is so PRECIOUS i really do adore them sm…….. gumi can pretend and pretend but toru knowsssssss ofc he knows!!!!!!! gumi loves him so much :(((( and toru loves him right back <3333 tucking him into his chest like a fuzzy papa bear 🥺🥺🥺 AND AND AND ”but he doesn’t mind. he doesn’t mind at all.” u rlly thought this line would sneak past me 🤨🤨….. MORE EVIDENCE FOR THE REINCARANTION AU him and reader are even sharing lines!!!!! this repetition genuinely made me feel so soft though they’re both sooooo willing to give gumi the love he deserves :((( sob..

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. 

SUCH A PRETTY LINE so tender….. :<

(…) making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

HE HAS A GORGEOUS FUCKING LAUGH I JUST KNOW IT I KNOW IT IN MY HEART AND MY SOUL it’d be so loud and contagious.. and i would fall madly in love after hearing it exactly once THE WAY U DESCRIBED IT HERE HAS ME SO WEAK :((((((((( i miss our sappy loud joyous guy so much 💔💔 also ”it’ll keep you for a long time” THEY’RE MEANT TO BEEE THEY’LL KEEP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER ROMCOM STYLE I FEEL IT SO DEEPLY I’M ROOTING FOR THESE TWO!!!

"it was nice to meet you. finally." "oh, you've been waiting for this?" ... yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back. "okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..."

HE’S SOOOO SHAMELESS I LOVE HIM also this line made me go crazy but i’m abt to get to that in just a sec:

"it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

OKAY SO. this HAS to be a reincarnation au right…………… THAT’S JUST MY OWN INTERPRETATION BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT and it just makes this line hit soooooooooo so hard????? FINALLY. finally we meet again!!!!! i missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn’t know i missed you until now but i did!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhh i’m so weak for it mickey i feel so moved by this :((((((( there’s endless fondness and chemistry between them and it just feels so right for them to meet???? to love each other?????? this fic rlly has the biggest shoujo manga / romcom vibes it’s making me feel so sappy i need them to kiss and giggle into each other’s lips bc they’re just sooooo giddy and it feels like they’ve done it a million times before but it’s also so new and fun and it feels so right (doctors break in and pull me away from my phone)

(also. i’m just thinking abt... howl’s moving castle…. how sophie tells howl that she’ll find him in the future in that One scene and then in the beginning of the movie when they first meet he tells her he’s been looking everywhere for her :(( ow ow ow. rip satoru gojo u would’ve loved watching howl’s moving castle w ur s/o so u could point at the screen and go ”that’s us babe <33”)

"they said fuck." the boy whispers. "fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

AND THISSSS WHAT A LOVELY ENDING the humour in ur fics always gets me smiling TORU U AWFUL GUARDIAN DON’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF THE URCHIN >:((((( gumi being an awful wingman is so real to me btw gojo is NOT getting any bitches and gumi will make sure it stays that way until he finds someone who gains the urchin’s approval <3333 except in this case it backfires bc gumi likes reader TOO much and gojo needs to prove himself worthy of u first LMAO

AAAAAAA MICKEY MY ANGEL MY BELOVED i am reading this righttttt before going to sleep so i’m just full of sleepy vibes and soft feelings this was such a treat 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i know i’m repeating myself but!!!!!! i love ur toru fics sm…… they just give me so much serotonin it’s crazy this felt like a big hug and a bunch of sunkisses the tenderness rlly is so so palpable!!!! the Vibes of all ur fics are always sooooo so distinct and this one was no exception it’s so warm and fuzzy and nostalgic :(((( sniffle sniffle. save me sunny afterschool vibe… save me……..

anyway in conclusion i love u and i love this and i love gojo TYSM FOR FEEDING US <3333333 gonna dream abt this fic and sleep so nicely 💤💤💤

☆. contains: satoru gojo x gn!reader, ~3k wc, fluff!!!, non-curse au, idk what this timeline is but both reader and satoru are adults and gumi is tiny + reader is his kindergarten teacher, not my best but fuck it we ball

you love you job. genuinely. you love taking care of the kids, teaching them, caring for them. and that of course applies for megumi, too. he's a pretty quiet kid, very straightforward and doesn't seem too affected by his guardian being away on a work trip when you ask him about it. you've never met the guy but it always makes you snicker whenever megumi's nose scrunches when he's brought up. or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

but then one day... he's a quieter than usual, stares at you a little more than usual (he's so sure you don't see him)(or the way he's fiddling with the hem of his shirt). it's playtime and you're comfortably sitting in a bean bag, laughing with some other kids, eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye. after giving the other kids an impossible mission to complete outside, you usher the boy closer.

"gumi, come here."

and he does the cutest little eye roll known to mankind but nevertheless makes his way over to you. not pressuring him, you let him stand while you ask about the new comic book that came out (you heard him mention it once or twice) and oh, how his eyes widen. you surpress a giggle at the boy, and when you see his eyes flick between you and the bean bag you're sitting on, you finally motion for him to take a seat next to you. and he does.

he still feels a little unsure; like he wants to keep the information threathing to spill inside, despite the want to tell you all about it. seeing this, you decide to start talking about your own little hobby, doing big gestures as to try and crack a smile (it works)(he tries to hide it but you know better). and in the end he does relax and subconciously leans toward you when he starts introducing the comic.

digging out your phone, you let him show you to characters, the powers they have and how cool they all are. the smile on your face is making your cheeks hurt; glad that the boy feels secure and safe around you to tell you all this. some other kids bump in a few times, showing you the worms they dug up or beg for a napkin to wipe their face after they sneezed so hard that snot flew out. megumi's little scrunched up face only made you laugh more.

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

"if i tell you something, do you promise you won't tell anyone?"

it's a ghost of a whisper, buried into the sleeve of your shirt. vulnerable.

"never. i would never."

it takes him another second to gather up the last pieces of confidence. the last pieces of strenght to open up his little tiny heart.

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice.

the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

you feel him nod against you. when another kid emerges from the outside, you quietly ask for her to whisper and swallow another giggle when she starts dramatically tiptoeing closer to you, ready to tie a newly made bracelet over your wrist. it's beautiful.

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

most of the kids have already left, their parents having come after them. they always greet you with a smile and thank you for keeping their kids happy and safe and it always warms your heart. there's nothing else you'd love more than this. and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). and all of them always wave with the brightest smiles on their faces.

you're eyeing the warm late afternoon sun from your spot on the bean bag when you hear the door open and close, a pair of loud footsteps approaching. megumi's guardian, surely.

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

"hi." you answer with a smile of your own. nobody told you that he was gonna like that. sure, you've seen megumi's drawings but no offense to the boy - they do not do him justice. this has to be to most handsome guy you've ever seen. and he's your age, too. "you're here for megumi, right?"

he nods, leaning on the doorframe. "satoru."

after you introduce yourself, he repeats your name, tasting it on his tongue - and you're now stuck with the memory of one of the older faculty members saying something about how it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents and whatnot. and whatnot.

he makes his way over - keeping his eyes on his beloved boy, sleeping oh, so comfortably in your arms. the way his chest is rising and falling steadyly, his fingers digging into your shirt. his heart swells.

kneeling in front of you, he smiles at the boy before turning his focus to his keeper. the golden sunlight is making your eyes shine and when you give him a shy little smile, he knows megumi is in safe hands.

"you're new?" he whispers.

"mhmm. and you don't actually have to whisper." satoru's eyes flick to megumi and you understand his question without him asking it. "oh, he's out. like a light. we've been sitting here for what?" you look at the clock before continuing. "two hours?"

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?"

raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done."

satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this."

"yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. you don't know what kind of a job he has but you know it sometimes requires him to be away for a while. it must be hard for him too; hard to leave his boy in some stranger's hands. but satoru is already convinced that you're no stranger.

"i'm glad he has you."

you feel a tint of blush making its way over your cheeks because of the sincerity in his tone. he really means it.

"but seriously, though? you've been sitting in the same spot for two hours? you're telling me your feet aren't dead?" he deadpans with a smirk.

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly."

he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

your body shakes with the giddyness, making megumi stir and you still. caressing his cheek, you try to make sure he ignores the two giggling adults next to him and stays asleep.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again.

"no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." he whispered. "what got him in this mood, anyway? nothing happened, right?" his eyes widen as the words leave his mouth, concern painting his face in a second.

trying to soothe his worry, you immediately shake your head. "no, no. he's okay. nothing happened." satoru exhales deeply, hand covering his heart. you don't think he even knows how worried he looked just now.

"but?" his voice breaks the small silence. "i feel like there's a 'but' here."

giving him a smile, you look the sleeping boy locked onto your arm. "i promised i wouldn't tell, though..."

"wha-?" the grown man's lip pull into a pout and you realize that the boy really does take after him. "but i need to know..."

deciding to make sure that megumi is still in fact, sleeping, you check his breathing - steady as ever, so you beckon the man a little closer.

"he missed you that's all."

it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't."

"never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

"of course."

there's a comfortable silence between you and the man. a man you met mere minutes ago but when he bends over to pick up the bracelet made out of red string and continues to tie it back on your wrist without a word, you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

"is your bladder about to explode, by the way?" teasing. his tone is teasing and you can't help but reward him with another smile. his favourite pay.

"yes- yes, it fucking is." it takes you a second to realize what just slipped from between your lips. eyes growing twice their size as you stare back at satoru, who's, of course, already silently laughing, the corners of his lips reaching his ears. "you heard nothing."

"this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

"hey!" you whisper shout at him and before you can even register your own movements, your free hand lands a soft punch against his strong chest. it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents. this time real heat paints your cheeks and the tips of your ears.

"sorry- i'm sorry." the only thing you can do is to mutter a quick apology - you're embarrassing yourself and you can't even run from it, the sleeping boy keeping you in your place and you're honestly ready to spiral because you just kind of hit (punched, even) him - this is definitely you crossing a line. and what if he really gets mad now and actually tells the faculty--

another wave of laughter breaks you from your thoughts. and then his own hand makes contact - landing firmly on your thigh; not to far up to make it like that but it's there to reassure that he's not a snitch of any kind and that's he's truly happy to have you as megumi's teacher. nothing better than having a real person looking after your boy.

but it is satoru gojo - it wouldn't be him if he didn't tease you properly at least once. "you're so cute like this. curses and hits being thrown here and there, whew! a great rolemodel for the kids, for sure."

you're burning up, almost afraid that you'll wake gumi with the heat emitting from your body. satisfied with the result, satoru gives your thigh a squeeze. "i'm kidding, i'm kidding. no harm done, right?"

he's gazing at you, borderline burning his eyes into yours with a sly smirk and now you also understand why megumi keeps calling his guardian very annoying every chance he gets.

"yeah." you quirp. "anyway, my ass is getting really sore now, so i think it's best to-" in attempt to escape the stealth attack on your heart, you try to change the topic, even when the weight of satoru's eyes stays on you for a second longer.

you shift your gaze to megumi, raising your hand to his face, gently tracing down his nose and booping it. you brush more of his hair from his face, trying to pull him from his dreamland as softly as you can. "megumi, look, who's here...."

his lips press into another pout as you land a second boop on his nose, finally making him stir. his eyes open ever so slowly, gazing up at you as he raises his fist to rub out the sleep.

"hey, gumi."

satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat.

"missed me?"

megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

"let's go home, yeah?"

megumi nods as satoru stands with the boy in his arms. when you start pushing yourself up, he lends you a hand - his warm fingers easily engulfing yours in a quick motion. the touch lingers, skin on skin longer than needed. neither of you say comment on it - the butterflies in your stomach would gladly do all of the talking for you. you walk them to the door, staring at the sleepy little megumi, who's glancing at you over satoru's shoulder every two seconds.

you hand satoru megumi's pack and then gently place his jacket over his shoulders before giving one final rub on his back. "be good, yeah?"

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. another smile is threathing to show when you wink at him, so he buries himself back into satoru's neck, making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

"it was nice to meet you. finally."

"oh, you've been waiting for this?"

...

yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back.

"okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..." he sighs, earning a way stronger hit and a way darker blush on your cheeks. "it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

you give him a small nod, fingers playing with the bracelet. you watch him carry the boy toward the door, ready to go home and calm your heart.

"wait-" satoru turns just as he steps outside into the sunlight. his eyes shine now even more than they did inside, almost blinding you. "how come you're not running to the bathroom? i thought you were dying."

"well, i was trying to be polite and wait until you leave, so you know..." lowering your voice, you tell him: "fuck off already." flashing him one final smile, the one he's gonna think about for the rest of the night (for the rest of many many nights), you motion for him to move along.

a quick little bye is all he gets before you close the door after him, leaving him standing in from of the house with a stupid smitten grin on his face. if it weren't for megumi, he'd probably stay standing there. "they said fuck." the boy whispers.

"fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

[jeonbunnie]

first dance

pairing: reader x jeon jeongguk

summary: jeongguk teaches you how to slow dance.

genre: drabble; fluff;

soundtrack: put your head on my shoulder—paul anka 

content/warnings: strangers to lovers; wedding!au; best man!jeongguk/ no warnings it’s just pure fluff ♡ 

a/n: not beta’d! aaa this is just purely self indulgent lol and a lil warm up to ease me out of my writers block. I’ve been into old love songs these days and I missed writing jjk fluff.

word count: 1.4K 

♪ Put your head on my shoulder. Hold me in your arms, baby. Squeeze me oh-so-tight. Show me that you love me too ♪

Your best friend’s wedding was perfect: dreamy and full of love.

From the wedding party table, you watch the bride and groom in awe as they take their first dance. They’re so in love, leaning into each other with their foreheads touching as they sway batch and forth on the dancefloor, completely in their own world. You can’t help the wistful sigh that escapes past your lips.

“What are you thinking about right now?”

You looked to your right, eyes meeting the man sitting beside you. Jeongguk looked so handsome in an all-black suit, long hair in his face, almost hiding those starlight eyes from view.

“How lucky they are to have found love with each other,” you answered honestly.

Jeongguk nodded, humming out an agreement. His eyes followed yours, lost in thought, as he glanced at the two lovebirds. “They make a good couple, don’t they? Practically perfect for each other.”

“They are. . . I hope I’m lucky to fall in love like that someday.”

“Yeah,” said Jeongguk, voice wistful. “Me too.”

For a minute, you watched your friend’s marital bliss in silence. Then suddenly, Jeongguk turned to you.

“Do you wanna dance?”

“Oh no, you don’t have to do that. You’ve already done so much for me tonight.”

Jeongguk had perfect company all evening. You’ve leaned on him tonight more times than you could count, not just as you walked down the aisle. All week he’s supported you through your duties as maid of honor, from the rehearsal dinner to the vows. It’s no wonder Namjoon chose him as the best man. Even now, he’s still trying to meet your every need.

“I don’t mind. It looks like fun, doesn’t it?” He said, nodding his head towards the crowd. He stood up from his chair beside you. “So let’s dance.”

“Oh, thanks. . . But I can’t.” You said, taking a sip of your champagne.

Jeongguk gave you a look. “I saw you the other night.”

You flush at the memory of you and the other bridesmaids whining and grinding on the dance floor during the joint bachelor’s party.

For a minute, you were briefly mortified until you saw his eyes flicker down your figure, taking notice of the slit in your dress and the exposed thigh there; his eyes darkened as if remembering exactly what you did on the dance floor.

“I know you can dance,” he said.

You dropped eye contact and suddenly became interested in the intricate patterns on the tablecloth. Was he flirting with you? No, no way. The motion was so quick you’d swear you’d imagined it if not for the heat lingered when you met his eyes again.

You shook your head. “It’s not that I can’t dance. . . it’s just—”

“You just don’t want to dance with me?”

“What?”

“I can take a hint. You don’t have to make up an excuse not to dance with me.”

“No, no! Of course not!” You sputtered. The last thing you wanted was your reluctance to dance to be mistaken as animosity towards Jeongguk, especially when you felt quite the opposite. “That’s not what I meant I—”

Jeongguk laughed at your panicked expression. “Relax. I’m just teasing you.”

“Ugh,” you sighed, slouching in your seat. “Don’t do that; you almost gave me a heart attack.” Actually, he’s been giving you mini heart attacks all night. You might have developed a little bit of a crush on him.

Jeongguk only smiled and leaned in closer as he studied you seriously. “So,” he started, quirking an eyebrow. “If it’s not dancing itself, or your potential dance partner. . . What’s stopping you from dancing with me?”

“Oh. Um,” you stumbled over your words at the intensity of Jeongguk’s gaze.

“I don’t—I don’t know how to slow dance.”

You expected Jeongguk to laugh, but he just tilted his head to the side, curious. “You’ve never slow danced before?”

You winced. “Is that lame?”

Jeongguk shook his head. “No, I don’t think that. I’m just surprised?”

You shrugged. “I don’t know. I skipped prom. And I haven’t been to many weddings. I just never really had that moment, you know?” you admitted, suddenly feeling embarrassed.

But Jeongguk didn’t judge you. Instead, he took your hands in his, gently pulling you out of your seat. “Well, let’s make that moment tonight.”

Jeongguk swept you onto the dance floor, dutifully ignoring your groans of protest and any attempt to run back to your table and hide. You were completely out of your element, eyes wide as you looked around at the other dancers around you.

“This is a bad idea,” you said. “I’ll just end up embarrassing us both.”

“I won’t let that happen.”

“I don’t know what to do,” you countered, still panicking as you watched the other dancers.

“Just focus on me,” said Jeongguk, placing a finger under your chin to bring your attention towards him. He put you into position, placing one of your hands on his shoulder and holding the other in his tattoed grasp.

“It’s okay,” he said, lips ghosting across your cheek as he whispered in your ear, “I got you.”

Jeongguk led you across the glossy dance floor. You might have stepped on his toes initially, but Jeongguk was sure to steer you right wherever you faltered. His grip was firm but gentle as he guided you. You fell into sync as you moved together to the beat, and somehow, dancing with him wasn’t as awkward as you imagined it to be. It was kinda perfect.

Couples twirled underneath fairy lights, the crowd rising and falling with the sweet music played by the orchestra. As one song faded into the next, you relaxed in his hold, sliding your hands up to rest around his neck. You could feel the heat of his body against yours. His hand on your waist, chests pressed together, your heart beating so close to his. Something about this moment felt right.

You looked up at him and tried not to think about the fact that if you tilted your head up just a bit and reached up on your tiptoes—you could kiss him.

When you locked eyes, Jeongguk stumbled.

“What is it?” You asked. “Did I step on your foot again?”

Jeongguk grinned. “No, it’s not that.”

“I messed up the tempo, didn’t I?”

“Your tempo is fine.”

“Then what is it?”

“It’s nothing,” Jeongguk said, avoiding your gaze.

“That’s not fair,” you pouted, “I told you what was on my mind. And I let you drag me out here to dance. The least you can do is meet me halfway.”

“Okay, okay. I was just. . .” Jeongguk trailed off, struggling to find the words. “I was thinking how beautiful you look tonight.” He blushed, looking off to the side to gather himself. “And I know I just met you, but—I feel lucky. Lucky to have met you and you by my side throughout this wedding.”

“I think I’m the luckiest man in the room tonight.”

You couldn’t help but think back to your earlier conversation about luck and love, and your heart swelled at his words and the implication there.

“I think I got lucky, too,” You said, smiling up at him.

The tiny confession warmed you inside and out, so you did what you’d been wanting to do all night.

You rose on your tiptoes. And then you kissed him.

Jeongguk froze—started by the sudden intimacy—but then he softened, tilted his head to kiss you deeper, lips so soft as they moved against yours. And it felt like the beginning of forever. Magic and endless and full of hope. His hands squeezed your waist, holding you tight, and you wished he would never let you go.

When he lifts his head a few seconds later, it’s an effort not to chase his lips. But you still want to be close. It’s more instinct than intention when you lay your head on his chest. Jeongguk leaned down to rest his cheek against your head, and it felt good to melt in his embrace, swaying gently from side to side.

In the moment, you fell for him, just the tiniest bit.

And even though you hadn’t planned on this—the kiss, the dance—you’re happy you ended up in Jeongguk’s arms tonight. You can’t imagine having your first dance with anyone else.

You don’t have the words to tell Jeongguk how he made your night at the moment, but years from now, at your wedding, you’d tell your husband that your first dance with him made you feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

[prodagustd]

Oh my god can we please hear more about them at the lake I'd love to know more about yoongi and y/n at the beginning phrases!

aaa thank you for requesting this, it made me soooo happy!!!!!!! Maybe this needed a lil bit of editing but jdhtjj

title: the lake

pairing: rapper!yoongi x reader

series: so it goes

timeline: before so it goes.

words: 1.4k

Yoongi observed you closing your apartment door and walking towards his car while you put the keys back on your bag. The wind attacked your baby blue dress and that funny yellow hat you were wearing, but you paid it no mind. 

You opened the door and got in his car, kissed him on the cheek and said hi. “Hey.” He said, noticing a small trace of sunscreen on the corner of your nose, he rubbed the spot with his thumb to wipe it away, inevitably making you blush.  “You had sunscreen.” 

“Oh, I was in a rush.” You giggled. “Are you using sunscreen?”

“I never do.” 

“Yoongi… You can’t not wear sunscreen.” You scolded him and started looking for something in your bag, of course you brought the bottle of sunscreen with you. “Here!” You put some on the palm of your hand and without further notice you spread the product on his cheeks with two of your fingers. Yoongi froze in his seat, he watched you, focused on covering every inch of his face, he kept silent as you removed the hair from his face, feeling your fingers on his forehead and then on his chin. “Don’t forget your neck.” You sang as you spread the rest of the product on his neck, Yoongi felt like he was not breathing at all, maybe he was purple already. 

“Thank you.” He uttered, avoiding your gaze to start the car. 

“You’ll need more than that if we’re going to swim.” You said as you buckled the safety belt. 

“Swim?” He repeated. 

“Swim! We’re going to the lake, Yoongi, we’re going to swim.” 

“That wasn’t exactly my plan.” 

“Yeah? What was it, then?”

“I brought strawberries, my plan was to eat strawberries on the deck.” 

You rolled your eyes. “Whatever, at the end of the day you’ll end up swimming, I assure you.”

Yoongi didn’t say anything else about it during the whole ride, but he knew you wouldn’t be able to convince him to dip in the water, no matter how much you try. 

Just last week Yoongi had talked about the campground where he used to go with his friends during summer years ago. He mentioned that he wanted to go again but Hoseok didn’t like bugs and Namjoon was always busy, he never thought you would offer to go with him. 

“Aren’t you going to be bored?” He had asked you. 

“No if you’re going to be there.” You had said. 

When you arrived you quickly noticed that the place was desolate, it wasn’t strange since it was a weekday, most people used to visit it on weekends. You walked beside Yoongi looking for a table close to the lake, stepping on rocks and fallen nuts from the large trees that surrounded the place. It was a hot day, but the trees provided enough shade to forget about it for a second. 

Once you were sitting at one of the wooden tables, Yoongi took out a tupperware full of sandwiches that he had made. It was the deal you made, he had to bring the lunch and you the dessert, which was a plump cake with chocolate chips.

“Your brother followed me on Instagram.” He casually mentioned with his mouth full of food.

“My brother?” You laughed nervously. “Didn’t he follow you before?”

“No, he just did. He liked some of my pictures too.” 

“Mmm, how do you know he was my brother?” You questioned, trying not to blush. 

“You follow him and he looks like you. He has a picture with you.”

You made a mental note to send a text to your brother cursing him for exposing you like that.

“Well, he’s a bit nosy.” You tried to dismiss it, but a cocky smirk appeared on Yoongi’s face. 

“Mhm… Did you tell him about me?” He teased you, hitting your knee with his foot under the table. 

Yes, you told your brother about Yoongi. You told him that you had met a guy who was kinda famous, that you kissed him and that he took you to a few dates. He demanded to see a photo of him and you sent him a screenshot of Yoongi’s instagram, you didn’t think that he would follow him. 

“You are nosy too.” You just replied, not willing to tell the truth. Yoongi didn’t insist though, and you secretly thanked him for that. 

When you finished eating you began to get closer to the deck of the lake, he was cleaning the table and saving the things on his car. He grabbed a bag full of strawberries and followed you from behind. 

Yoongi watched you taking your shoes off and dipping your feet in the water. You were looking at your reflection when he joined you. 

“So you liked camping when you were young.” You pointed out like you were listing things about him. 

“When I was young?” He scoffed. “I am young.”

“Younger.” You corrected yourself.

“Younger… That doesn’t sound any better.”

“Yoongi…” You whined 

“You make it sound like I am old, you’re only Jungkook's age.” 

“Yes, I am. I don’t know if I told you this, I was born on the thirtieth of September. Jungkook was born on the first day of September and I was born on the last. We are almost like twins.” Yoongi sometimes was amazed by how quickly you changed the subject of a conversation, but he seemed to enjoy it. 

“Twins?” Yoongi laughed. 

“Yes, you’d be surprised, we think alike, but not quite.”

“That’s a contradiction.”

“It’s not. We are the same but Jungkook is different. Like he is more free, he is not used to holding things back like I do.”

You kept silent after saying that, the only sound that Yoongi could hear was your feet moving in the water and the crickets in the distance. There was a slight wind that moved your hair in his direction, reminding him of the smell of your shampoo.

“Do you hold things back?” He asked, curious. 

“Mmm, yes. But lately I’m trying not to.” You confessed, taking the strawberry bag from his hands and opening it. You grabbed one and held it out in front of his face, inviting him to eat it. He bit half of it, leaving the other half for you.

“And how do you do that?” He said while chewing the fruit. 

“It’s simple, but difficult.” You explained “If I get the urge to say or do something, instead of doubting, I just simply do it.”

“That does sound difficult. I should try it.” He said, holding another strawberry in front of your face and making you bite it now. You, like him, left the other half for him. 

“You should!” You encouraged him “Let’s see, tell me something you wanted to say but you doubt it so much that you ended up not saying it.”

“Mmm… Like today?”

“Not necessarily today, maybe last week or last year.” 

“I have one from today.” He smirked.

“I want to hear it!” 

“Mmmm..” He hesitated. “I wanted to say this when you got in the car, you kissed my cheek.”

“Did I?” You asked, grabbing another strawberry, but you didn’t let him bite it until he finished talking.

“Yeah, I was expecting another kind of kiss.” He confessed, biting the strawberry “But you never kiss me first.”

“That must be exhausting.” You pouted, mocking him. 

“It is.” He insisted, “You always wait for me to do it, but you don’t have to. You can do it whenever you want.”

Yes, you always waited for him to kiss you first. You were terrified of doing it and realizing it wasn’t the right time or maybe he didn’t want to kiss you when you wanted to. You wouldn’t tell him that but you didn’t think he would notice. 

“Those are dangerous words.” You warned him, but he just laughed, he didn’t care if they were. You moved closer to him and put your warm hand on his neck, staring at him straight into his eyes. “I will kiss you, but only if you get in the water with me.”

Yoongi shook his head “You don’t even have a swimsuit.” 

“I brought my bikini.” You said, looking at him through your eyelashes “Under my dress.” 

He gulped. 

He could see in your face that you did not mean to tease him, you were only pointing out that you were prepared to get into the lake, but he could feel how red his face had become. What was wrong with him? The simple thought of you in a bikini was making his hands sweat. 

The idea of swimming in the lake didn’t sound so bad anymore. 

“Okay…” He said, trying to sound collected. “But kiss me first.” 

You nodded, leaning to press your lips against his. He sighed, feeling relieved. 

[doodleybugg]

Bimbi reader / Remus Lupin?? Tell me all about it!!

(babes I'm bored and horny so give me all the nasty bits)

YES OMG OKAY I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK AAA

firstly,hi, welcome to the hellhole i call my mind, grab some coffee but do NOT get comfortable 💀 i'm going through it

tags: nsfw, 17+ please, dumbification, humiliation, degradation, praise, collar, roleplay ish vibes, nicknames, bimbofication, dom/sub dynamic, spit, cockwarming

oKay so y'know about bimbo!reader 😍😍 well I think mean!Remus is a PERFECT match for her omggggg

sorRY my brain is just melting at the thought

i already mentioned the 'bunny' thing, ugh he just loves it so so so much because not only is it a lil dehumanizing, it's so cute

and seeing your reaction to it (well, readers reaction to it, i'm not trying to say this is how you specifically would react because everyone's different and blablabla), how you melt and get all dumb, your words are barely even mumbles you're just "mmm, am bunny, bunny is me and bunny is adorable" !!!

that's not the ONLY nickname he likes to call you though, there's angel, pretty, little one (mostly for subspace), baby, bubs, flower, dummy, pup,

just anything overly sweet and overused by horny teenagers yk??

he likes to baby you CONSTANTLY, cuz you're jus' a cute lil thing and he's big and strong and he knows what he's doing 😩

he'll set out your clothes for tomorrow, make sure it's something cute so you'll actually wear it without a fit but not overtly so because men suck :((, make sure you've eaten that day and took your meds if you need them, when you have a headache or period cramps he's there with everything you could need or want, just uGHH this man!!

but as nice as he is, he's equally mean 😍😍

if you're mouthing off, his favourite thing to do is to force his fingers into your mouth, then urge you to keep talking so you get all flustered cuz it's awkward and you're drooling and everyone's staring an- but he's just laughing,kissing your forehead and moving his fingers around to play with your tongue hshskhska just anything to humiliate you because that's what works (my headcanon to this headcanon is that he licks his fingers afterwards)

or he'll be working on something at his desk while you so obviously need attention :( and you look so so pretty sittin there on the bed with your little dress and your big eyes :(((( whining and bugging until he finally gets fed up and lets you go over to him, where you find he's already rock-hard from having ignored your pleas already

and he lets you sit but as soon as you start moving it's a sharp glare and he's pinching your nipple cuz how dare you :0 rem was so nice to let you do this and you're dumb enough to ruin it? you'll sit there and look pretty and if you clench one more goddamn time- 😤

welp i think that's a good stopping point? i'm so sorry for anyone who had to read that omg 😭😭

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Five Of My Favorite (recent) Works [they're all Wittebros based lol]:

Tagging: @princessrainbowpastel @elusive---ivory and @angelcloves! (I know it's not five but 🤷‍♀️).

'🦔Tea With Kitty☕'. SUPER cute SUPER funny SUPER silly and SUPER good. Kitty is the star in this story and it REALLY shows in my writing. I love his relationship with Lil Pip and how Caleb is just. TERRIFIED of him lol lmao. Even though Kitty is canonically dead, I like to think that he SOMEHOW is able to communicate with Philip. Somehow lol. Also, THE ENDING XD. POOR CALEB.😂😭 10/10 good story.

'🥧Crumbs And A Smile🥧' ANOTHER CUTE ONE! It's so sweet and wholesome. Philip and Caleb's relationship in this is so ❤️❣️♥️💗💘💖💕💓💞. I love how Caleb loves seeing Philip happy and didn't get mad when Philip ate the pie slice like yes here's your brother of the year award sir! I made maple buttermilk pie the pie of the story because of a recipe I fond online that called it 'Purtian Pie'. 🥧 10/10 good story.

'👶Hush Little Baby👶' AAA THIS ONE WAS HILARIOUS! XD Babysitter Caleb is best babysitter. I felt so bad for him like he's trying to care for this baby and she threw things at him and threw up on him. XD I'm so glad Pip was able to save the day with a METAL COVER OF HUSH LITTLE BABY. He's so smol and awesome lol. 10/10 good story.

'⛪The Church⛪' OMIGOSH this one was 😂😂😂! Pip was so annoying but like in an affectionate and hilarious way. XD Again, poor Caleb. XD Philip really went, 'Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...' for an hour and it worked.😂 I also like how worried Philip was for Kitty. Like, we the readers know he's just a dead carcass, but it's still super cute. 10/10 good story.

'🗡️The Dagger🗡️' Another goodie!!! This one was the most recent out of all of them. I REALLY LOVE my portrayal of Matthew Hopkins in this. Like, he's just this pompous, know-it-all witch hunter dude who's just got a certain charm to him that you can't help but love. Also, the town going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over him was HILARIOUS. The guy who shouts about wanting to kiss him was a LEGEND. Also Teen Philip being a fanboy? BEST PART. Like, Matthew Hopkins literally could have given him his sock and he would be beyond honored to have it lol. Also, I like this being an origin story to Philip's knife and how Hopkins was the one who gave it to him. I think it gives the weapon more symbolic meaning. Like, imagine having a dagger that someone who you looked up to and perceived as good gave to you as a 'gift' and later on using it to do 'evil'. To commit murder. On your big bro. Woah, things just got DEEP. Also, I'm sorry, but if Matthew Hopkins was a character in the show I would be making an edit of him on this blog and using THIS SONG in it. XD 10/10 good story.

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

I'm really proud of my oneshots, specifically "I'm Proud of You" and "Can I Call You 'Dad'?" I also have some multi-chapter stories, a fan favorite being "Test Tube's Reason." I'm currently working on a multi-chapter fic called "Playing Dumb," which is about double agents. I only really wrote about 1/3 of "Lee by AI," but I think the AI generated stories are really funny and I read them aloud on my Youtube channel.

Sadly, I don't know 5 people. I'm very lonely :(

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