#LMFAO I’m sorry
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Everywhere I go, I see his face... I'll be reading, take a moment to check Tumblr, and then when I return to my book, there he is... Binghorse. No more characters. Just Binghorse...
Uhhhh I think you’ve been microdosing or even macrodosing on Binghorse HAHA

#mushyrt#asks#svsss#LMFAO I’M SORRY#ALSO SORRY IT’S A TRADITIONAL DOODLE#I DON’T HAVE MY DEVICE ON ME RN AND ALL J HAVE IS A PEN AND PAPER#AND I’M PRAYING PEOPLE DON’T APPROACH ME AND LOOK MY MY HORRID PIECE OF PAPER#tw: body horror#binghorse#sv creature
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LMFAO I SAW THIS PICTURE AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF ELVIS. It’s stressed because it can’t have him. 😭😭😭
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daddy i found you.... daddy i'm in your walls let me IN !!
not now kitten.. daddy’s trying to upload her google docs for character dot ai dot com

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Are KT and Kira endgame?
No lol
#LMFAO I’m sorry#like in the fic yes ofc#but no these girls do not get married im sorry to say#they def stay good friends and end on good terms tho but they’re not life partners#the ppl they end separately up with for marriage in my head in this universe are characters we meet tho so#anyway yeah sorry lol#two is company#tess answers#ask#house of anubis
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Biker gang? “Not that strong”?? Takemichi????
((Tokyo Revengers opening theme plays))
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I am barking snarling growling and absolutely losing my shit over ur fics 🥴
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go see a doctor kidding love you MWAH
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#sorry for the rambling yesterday#I’m kind of sad I contributed to ruin some people experience of fandom with my nonsensical sht#tho I’m trying to not post everythg here lmfao#now back to posting#good omens#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#Twitter#procreate#digitalart#my art
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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
#talking#edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao#i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years#older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post#you guys are so sensitive my god#i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to#take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post
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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH PPL🎉🎉🎉💥💥
(Redraw from last year🤭)
#IDES OF MARCH#ides of march#toh#hunter toh#emperor belos#belos toh#the owl house#hunter deamonne#HES A DEAMONNE FIGHT ME/lh#hunter toh fanart#hunter The Owl House#oops I’m so sorry I doxxed his full name oopsie#Asher art#🔪🔪🔪🔪SIC ‘IM HUNTIE#1k notes#YIPPEEYIPPEEYUPPEEYIPPEEY#FIRST POST TO BREACH 1K FELLERS#2k notes#<- 18march2024/LOSINT IT. LOSING IT#3.5k nots#6july2024/LKOJIHUGY*FT&RD^ THE FACT ITS still getting notes lmfao#JIOUHGYFTYYAYAYYAYY
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couldn’t resist the call of drawin a bunch of characters

#all of these were done completely by memory i’m sorry if i forgot any defining traits LMFAO#mcyt#nocgood#my art#life series#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#jimmy solidarity#joel smallishbeans#scott smajor#impulsesv#skizzleman#tangotek#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#zombiecleo#ldshadowlady#martyn inthelittlewood#rendog#bigbst4tz2#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#traffic smp#life series cast
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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂
One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-
Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!
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#pokemon#Trainer Lyra#Pokemon hgss#Lyra pokemon#Art#Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha#(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry)#pokemon timeskip#hgss#-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn)#I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright#Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much#she and silver are married cause I said so#it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased#Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant)#My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense#Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!!#gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao#anyways uhhhhh#Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx#ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX#Ok bye lol#Ally draws stuff
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“I sure hope someone doesn’t come and take advantage of me!”
#this file was named pinuppool#deadpool#fanart#deadpool vs wolverine#digital art#artists on tumblr#deadpool 3#Wade Wilson#Ryan reynolds#I’m so sorry lmfao
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“I’m terrified of trying those hitachi wands,” you offhandedly mention one night in a quiet laugh, while laying in bed beside Bakugou. you’re both on your phones, one last scroll before bed, even though he’s actually playing one of those old people games. he looks over, hair pushed back by a clip he stole from you.
“Why would you be scared?” he asks you, completes the last two moves of the game before he closes his phone and sets it on the table beside the bed. he turns all of his attention on you then, rolling over to his side to face you, and you do the same.
“Because those things are damn near weapons with how they render people useless for like, twenty minutes after they cum.” you snicker, thinking back on the video you had seen earlier in the day. the lady damn near ruined her phone with the wetness, and could hardly move for a good minute after.
Bakugou only stares at you, doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he has this look on his face. he’s thinking about something, but doesn’t open his mouth until he’s whispering,
“That’s crazy,” he kisses your forehead and mumbles an I love you before he rolls over and pulls the covers to his head. you only blink in confusion before you chalk it up to him being the shy little prude he’s always been, and lay down yourself.
the conversation goes forgotten as the weeks pass on, something you don’t dwell on much afterwards. but obviously, it hasn’t passed Bakugou’s mind at all.
“I got it in pink.” he tells you one night after he’s wined and dined you. that wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for him, but what was weird was how jittery he had been the entire time. this was why, surely, when he leads you to the bedroom and opens a neat little box with one of those wands you had completely forgotten about sitting prettily in front of you.
“Katsuki!” you laugh, hands covering your mouth before they cover your eyes in a mix of shame and shyness. “Why do you wanna see me laid out and twitching after using that thing?” you softly punch his shoulder, looking between his reddened cheeks and the wand he holds in front of you like an engagement ring.
“It’ll be hot.” he shrugs, mouth twisting this way and that in uncertainty, before he looks at you from under his lashes. “Wanna try it out?”
“Of course I do.” you answer back just as quickly, stripping from your clothes even quicker. it makes Bakugou laugh, taking his shirt off and his pants too, just to be safe in case you become a slash zone.
he tries it first with him sitting between your legs, just holding the wand there. he looks between your legs and then to your eyes, starting on a low setting and watches how you twist and thrive in the silken sheets. and when you cum, he thinks he can push you a little further.
he ups the vibrations, adds two of his fingers inside of you, crooking them until he finds that soft spot inside of you that makes you absolutely sob. you squirt all over him and he wonders if he should take his boxers off too (he doesn’t though; the thought of finding them tomorrow stained in you makes him damn near burst in his pants).
the next position is in front of your mirror on the closet, with your legs spread over his. Bakugou hooks his chin over your shoulder, holds your twitching thighs open as he keeps turning the vibrations up to the highest settings. you’re squirming and whining and whimpering for mercy, even though you cry even more whenever he stops.
the next time and the next time and the next, he’s got more fingers inside of you, his cock, another one of your favorite toys. he sets you in doggy style, even though he doesn’t fuck you, but keeps the wand between your legs. he likes the way your entire body shakes beneath him, collapsing, trapped between his weight and the strong vibrations that send you into another dimension.
the next day, you can barely feel between your legs, shaky and unstable for the whole day. but Bakugou makes up for it; he always does.
#this got longer than I expected sorry#anyway I need a break from everything ever#for a very very very long time#bc I’m over having to do Life. very draining#sorry to be a downer in the tags LMFAO the vibe switch is crazy#I’m just hungry and these sleep meds r taking me down#bright side is I’m getting donuts tomorrow 😝#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫
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we really don’t talk abt how edgeworth really took a big step deciding to take an elevator (in an airplane. after just experiencing turbulence. which is also pretty similar to an earthquake especially since it knocked him out.) only to literally open the elevator and find a dead body. king said today I will take a big step in dealing with my trauma and the universe said no 💖
#like lmfao. sorry buddy I’m sure he continues to not use elevators for another five years.#this is an aai post btw for the ppl who are reading this and going ??? what the fuck are you on#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#ace attorney investigations#roxy talks
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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(There’s gore in the third panel so it’s under a cut lol)



#Top ten things not to say to a psychopathic lesbian#I will never stop making memes about Oren’s death lmfao I’m sorry chat#Sprunki#sprunki Wenda#sprunki Oren
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