#LITERALLY LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE
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It sometimes hits me out of the blue how absolutely batshit INSANE my life is.
#LITERALLY LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE#with severe consequences if ANYONE found out INCLUDING MY PARENTS#Most of my anecdotes sound like a sitcom#Or like. Genuinely concerning.#I'm living undercover like. All the time.#can't walk into the town centre without a suitable disguise I'M NOT EVEN JOKING#Meanwhile I've got about twelve medical/mental conditions fucking up my life#Severe PTSD#A girlfriend who is ALSO living undercover (kind of)#And a leg that randomly clicks out of place#And I'm just sitting here amongst the flames “yeah this is fine”#Oh and my brother is literally a neo nazi and my sister thinks that jesus was born from a dinosaur egg#What the fuck is my life#wtf am i supposed to do#wtf#wtf is going on
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look we all know that aziraphale is mr. fiddlesticks-not-fuck and dearie-me-good-gracious, but my favorite thing about him is that there is also, at all times, a fuck-shit little bastard inside of him just begging to be let loose. he's petty, he's passive aggressive, and the Second he decides that playing by heaven's rules isn't going to help anybody, it's all "i know who you are, you idiot!" and "you STUPID man" and "FUCK"
#i'm so passionate about his portrayal in the book as this glass-closeted dickhead and i will advocate for it every day of my life#he and crowley would literally never have worked if aziraphale wasn't a little mean and conniving himself#i mean the man Disappears people who try to coerce him into selling his shop for god's sake#he is Known for scowling and skulking and being rude as hell to everyone who so much as thinks about buying a book from him#and we all saw how much he Enjoyed taunting beelzebub & michael in the bathtub scene#and yes at the same time he is kind and darling and anxious and proper and everything we love about him#but by GOD i live for the moments where he's just a little bit of an asshole just because he can be#imo michael sheen absolutely Nailed the aura of the lovely (slightly bitchy) old queen whose customer service voice doubles as a threat#aziraphale#good omens
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Zack: Player, question for you! Say Carmen did a 180 and decided to start stealing for shits and giggles-- of her own free will. Would you still support her?
Carmen: What? That's ridiculous, I would never do that :/
Player: Carmen's right, she would never do that.
Carmen: Thank yo--
Player: --However, to answer your question: Yes.
Carmen: Excuse Me?!
Player: What? Was I supposed to lie? I'm not a liar, Red. Jeez.
#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego#incorrect carmen sandiego#player carmen sandiego#you can pry these ride or dies from my cold dead hands#i love them#“im not a liar”#you literally live a double life#but okay buddy
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The Strokes played an Angles song at my show!!! So I got this whole set done ^_^ as tribute ofc :3 Angles you will always be loved <;3 By me if no one else
#Call it Fate Call it Karma + Life is Simple in the Moonlight was the double whammy I didn't expect i ascended 2 heaven#like both of them... LIVE??? i was literally delulu hoping for that a week or 2 before#AAAAANDDD YETTTTT#i got my best show i won the strokes it's literally only downhill from there#the strokes#the strokes angles#julian casablancas#albert hammond jr#nick valensi#fabrizio moretti#nikolai fraiture#art
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Crying about mao mao and how I’m never going to see that incredibly traumatised cat again
#WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TAGS BUTTON#WHY DO THEY KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING#BUT I STILL CANT USE DOUBLE QUOTATIONS MARKS IN MY TAGS#Sorry that was quite unrelated#mao mao was such a good show#the mc literally lived through life having the goofiest time and it was bc he had extreme daddy issues#actually the whole show was so freaking goofy but at the same time the main characters had like the darkest backstories and were mega coping#as a found family#and I loved them so much#why did the capitalists take this from us#not allowed nice things istg#i’m gonna start crying#mao mao heroes of pure heart#mmhoph#mao mao
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my body alert me to having an entirely full bladder with more than 30s warning challenge (impossible)
#it! is! so! annoying! just! be! normal! *screams*#genuinely i did piss myself as a kid a LOT until i was like. 10. no lie.#bc i would not know - at all! no inclination whatsoever! if i went anyway nothing would come out! - i needed to pee#until we hit 'you are going to piss yourself immediately'#just 0 to 100 in 0.35 seconds#and i did not have the control or muscle strength or whatever to not just. piss myself if i wasnt in immediate reach of a bathroom#i went though two. years. of 'bladder retraining' therapy#which is MEANT to retune you into signals or whatever so you know you need to pee with a fucking resonable amount of warning#spoiler: it did not do this#it did not improve the signalling at all whatsoever#what it DID do was develop the necessary strength and control to become doubled over with sudden OH GOD RIGHT NOW pee pain#BUT be able to hold it off for 5-10 min if necessary#which to the adults around me was a success bc it looked like i knew how to pee properly now#i don't. i just know how to NOT pee MYSELF and make it embarrassing. difference.#look man i'm 33 presumably there will literally never be a point in my life where i will know 'oh i kinda need to pee' an hour before#i will always be playing Highway To The Danger Zone every day forever#i just live like this#CHRIST it's so FUCKING annoying though#i mean this applies to all functions i have no internal signalling for anything until it is Super Right Now Urgent#my body notify me of anything at all ever challenge (impossible)#god if this aint the most annoying one though
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This. This is the strong evidence of Yuno's double standardness.
#black clover#black clover manga#black clover spoilers#bc#bc manga#bc spoilers#yuno#black clover yuno#asta#black clover asta#klaus lunettes#he really said that despite living with asta almost all his life#scratch that#he really said that despite ASTA being literally NEXT TO HIM#if that's not double standard then I don't know what is
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I WANT WRITING PROOOOMPTSSSSSS
#im srry i keep asking for them trust me im not ignoring them#i literally write them....off the rails#like so much that it's like. i cant post this#this has become embarrassingly cumbersome#it happens with original ideas the most tho so it's like. having a prompt helps guide me better#but it can also be a double edged sword in springboarding my ideas off that even more#idk whats worse#a one-sided thanasis crush on jrue fic has turned into the older sibling sacrifice fic#bcs thanasis realizes giannis actually likes jrue too and thanasis has always lived his life#trying to help his baby brother#so he has to resign himself as the older brother once again#and tries to gaslight himself into thinking jrue only talks to him out of pity bcs he. like everyone else. sees thanasis as giannis brother#as his life has always been. attached to another name like a parasite#but jrue takes thanasis's shying away the wrong way and gets hurt over it bcs hes very forthright and not roundabout#which was one of things thanasis admired abt him#and when he gets traded he sits with thanasis to eat at a restaurant for some comfort and closure over this tension#but thanasis thinks it's just a ploy to get some info on whether giannis was involved or not#theres times where theyre very complementary bcs jrue hangs out with thanasis to help him bring out his actual person#since he knows being an older sibling can be more of an overshadowing name in life than a fun factor#but then this misunderstanding makes things uneasy#like jrue loves sitting on the same side of someone in a booth so when he sits right next to thanasis at dinner#thanasis gets all sweaty and blushy and keeps accidentally dropping his fork everytime their knees touch#it's cute until he starts wondering if this is some kind of intimadation tactic but thats just how jrue is. theres literally no#ulterior motive. like thanasis knows jrue can be cutthroat. but hes not cruel tho. he sits next to thanasis bcs he likes sitting next to ppl#not across. it's literally so simple what theyre dealing with externally but internally it's so locked in and convulsing#it's confusing. and it's so dumb of a fic like whos gonna read this shit lol CAN I BE NORMAL#anyways send stuff 😊😊 im bored#i need smthin light and easy (it doesnt rlly matter. im gonna turn it into smthing way worse than it should be idk why#(i need to go to a k*ll animal shelte
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had to use the personal laptop today and my class just watched me rip THE FUCK out of the hdmi cable seeing that i had 100+ tabs open for the ao3 jyn/cassian tag
#fic writers will have literal phds and im like HOW#living my double life#i was like ‘oh those are just articles’ lmao#the tabs were small enough u couldn’t see but i’d know that logo anywhere#grad school
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I think Gwen from across the spider verse is trans, FTM
ough i personally see her more as trans fem i think!!!
#i definitely do think her being trans in general is so so reasonable people have been talking about that for a while i think#so that’s very real#like literally the scene when she was talking to her dad about this secret double life she lived(?) the background was the trans flag color#answering asks#xitwisi asks#ashe <3
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and when the "blend" thread translates into dennis no longer feeling trapped between his two seemingly contrasting identities ("closeted dad" ... having to choose between being with mac or raising brian jr, like clip show demonstrated) then what
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#always sunny#I've been saying dennis feel stuck between the two and leading two lives for YEARS LITERAL YEARS#clip show was so eye opening!!!!!! it's his double life!!! projected on charlie!!!!!!!#is this why they brought back mac wanting a kid in s16? only time will tell#anyway I've been saying he needs to mix the two for forever... this blend thing is VERY EXCITING!!!! A LONG TIME COMING!!#it's not give me dong or give me death... it's give me dong AND give me death... you'll see
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unironically though. i think every day of what a north american adaptation of death note could be like if they didn’t make the baffling choice to whitewash it, and i think light getting death threats every tenth time he goes outside but also receiving the model minority treatment at his school and workplace would lend a different and useful weight to his decision to use the death note. same with matsuda and light’s conversation about kira protecting the weak and afraid. idk!! i think it could be good and complicated and interesting. it could engage really usefully with both the existant themes of death note and the divergent context of the new setting.
#this is a real thought its not me semiironically wishing death on the Scary Nazi Men#to be clear#please take this as an actual like. Literary Opinion Statement not a personal one thank u#also i know light is like …… middle class? upper middle class? but i personally wish to put him in a somewhat more dogshit area so this#could work#i say this having like. lived in both very nice areas and very dogshit areas#the Threat Is There even if u live somewhere nice im not even remotely saying it isn’t#theres no amount of $$ which will insulate u from racism im sorry its true you cannot buy yourself into whiteness#but this specific double-life energy i think would work better in like a rougher area#like i want this fear of Things That Are Literally Not Crimes to be happening consistently for him in like. the way they happen when u live#somewhere crime is expected rather than notable u know#i want the model minority half to be the thing that feels like a fever dream#anyway#thats my pitch
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in less than a month i'll get the keys to the HOUSE I BOUGHT and i'm so scared i'll fuck everything up
#people are like uh why did you buy a house you have to fix shit in#yeah why did i do that#maybe because i am alone and cannot afford anything else#and they're also like why did you buy a house THERE#BECAUSE I COULDNT AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE AND I DONT WANT TO RENT ANYMORE OKAY#people who have been in relationships their entire adult lives dont get how hard it is economically to live alone#that basically everything is double the cost because you only have one single income to count on#yeah sure food and shit go up but like everything else you can split#rent is one example#i spend around 35% of my income on just my rent#if i had a partner with the same income as me the percentage would be literally HALF#can you tell i'm angry at the way life is built around people having partners#also this is a call out post if anyone wants to date me#hmu if you want a lesbian gf in the mid north of sweden#you can live with me in my house and we can do shit together#like snuggle and eat chocolate
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feeling nostalgic and watching utube reactors discover classic songs and then feeling both old and incredulous
#1980s music#like someone watching blondie's rapture and then stopping to go 'oh it reminds me of something it's so familiar'#different people (all younger) do this all the time and it can be infuriating#like it's an older song - did it ever occur to you that maybe what you're thinking of ... took inspiration from THIS song????#although in that case it was rather grandmaster flash and the nyc rap scene bc of course that's what the song was referencing#it's the boss baby meme but in music form#and i know i'm guikty of it too but at least in the correct direction - looking back to things that came before#not being aghast that a beat they've heard s thousand times was sampled from an old song that copied an older song lol#i will say that it is SO weird to me that peopke who say they are into hiphop never seem to reference the rap from my youth#like the late 70s and 80s sound that everything after is built on#and it's not like i know a lot about it beyond watching yo mtv raps at night lol#but i had to watch kids struggle to recognize the warren g regulate sample from michael mcdonald#like SO much of the early sampling era was just tons of samples of old records - anything they didn't have to pay for#and then listening to things and going oh this sounds like the weeknd - bro the weekend sounds like 80s songs#he sings and structures the songs in similar ways to classic tracks rather than the current trend (sometimes)#gah i'm just ranting here rather than in some poor utubers comments#i wish i had some fellow old folks to jabber with#but even when i was in high school i didn't have any friends that liked the same kind of music as i did#bts getting me more interested in music and watching videos has really been a double-edged sword sigh#everything with a live studio band with bass in it: 'oh this sounds like disco'#or worse something literally built off a disco sample and it's like they've never heard a disco song other than ymca in their life
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someone replied to that that post you rb'ed about "if you can forgive steve for his past actions, you can forgive jonathan" with "this is why i forgive steve, jonathan, and billy" and then OP starting going off on them about how billy is irredeemable compared to them so it's fucked up to like him and they are glad he died ���� bro
reaching my limit with stranger things fans truly
#like i don’t have the energy anymore#always a byler at the scene of the crime#crazy innit#asks#fandom wank#doing all that while solely referring to lucas as ‘the black kid’ rather than .. you know .. his actual name#like it’s something i see antis do constantly#idk seems kinda insidious#esp when you’re using everyone else’s names#it’s giving using lucas as a gotcha#rather than actually caring about caleb or his character or actual racism#also#the double standards are crazy considering billy was the one who lived with his abusive bigoted father his whole life#vs steve who literally had no reason to act like he did except for being a shitty teenager#who got mad his girlfriend didn’t want him because she was sad her friend died#anyway#cw suicide ment#i guess
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You know, I've held for a long time the belief that canon!Denise eventually surpasses Sylvia and is just a notch above her in terms of battle prowess despite being younger. But the more I think about it the more I realize Paldea!Denise blows Sylvia out of the WATER with how strong she is to the point it's not even a contest
#mel's musings#forest for the tree#little songbird#first of all. dena started 3 years younger in this au. she got her sprigatito at 15 whilst syl got oshawott at 18#she's got FIVE rivals as opposed to syl's three. one of whom has a reputation for being a battle maniac#(honestly. nemona alone does wonders for dena's growth as a trainer but I'VE STILL GOT MORE)#dena literally has battle studies on her academic record and has studied at two different schools for it#she's fluent in both singles and doubles strategies and beaten elite and champion ranked trainers in both playstyles#plus she's got 4 legendaries AND access to terastallization. syl would get WASHED#to be fair to her though. she certainly would not go down without a fight#she's got 2 legendaries herself plus a mega gardevoir she can communicate telepathically with#and she's significantly more adaptable than dena when her strategies don't go as planned. whereas dena tends to get boxed in her mind a bit#meaning if she manages to catch her off guard it's even possible she could pull a win from her in some circumstances#but after she spent so long wearing herself into the dirt gaining the strength she needed to beat team plasma#and trying her best to live up to everyone's expectations for her as the hero of truth (to say NOTHING of her expectations for herself)?#she's just not the grinding type anymore. she's simply content to live out her life with her beloved pokemon#and if she gets stronger as a side effect of that then cool! but it's not her main focus and she wants to keep it that way#paldea!denise was never forced into getting stronger the way syl was. and she's less beholden to others' expectations in general#and having that agency means her natural inclination to gain knowledge and grow isn't stunted by feeling like it's her only option#so she doesn't have the same reservations about striving for strength as her cousin. but that's not to say she's inherently better for it#point is. both girls had different circumstances behind how they got to where they are and the struggles they faced along the way#but regardless of that they're both content with where they ended up. they're living their best lives and that's what matters#sobs. they're so everything ;_;
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