#LIKE FUCKING YUCKY DUDE???

[corpseofsuturedseams]

i wish all creepy coworkers a very Die and Go To Hell.

[stealingyourbones]

Every time I see a manipulative ass tiktoker who does tarot with forceably clickbaity words on the thumbnail like (DONT SCROLL!! HE STILL LOVES YOU) and encourages unhealthy romantic relationships or bad habits or shit like that, I want to reach through the screen and throttle that poster. Those assholes need to be banned from the site.

[sleepy-stitches]

me: wow this kitchen smells kind of weird. i wonder why

two cupboards of food that are 1-2 full years past best before dates, that have been sitting here since before my housemate moved in last year: teehee ^-^

[vivi-mire]

re: your tags on the "female characters in fandoms" post

as a certified hater bitch lesbian (and as one who does have a fair number of m/m ships so you know I see this shit everywhere) it gets fucking ANNOYING when people relegate female characters to being lesbians literally only to get them out of the way of a ship--and the problem isn't that they are GAY, but that there's never any thought put into them being gay!! fans treat it like the whole identity is just a write-off to move them into a little box away from the dudes!! far be it from me to go to bat for het ships because I just don't care enough to do that but if people are only gonna be talking about lesbians if it's to surgically remove them from a story then I don't really see it as any more fuckin progressive than putting them with a random side character MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whenever there's a female character they get regulated to "snarky lesbian best friend" !!!!! Heaven forbid a female character be the love interest that gets in the way of the m/m ship!! better remove her from the equation!! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it is SO annyoying to see. its hard to even articulate how much is wrong with it but the fact that it uses being lesbian as almost a punishment and erases bi people altogether!!! its just used to remove them from the narrative and maybe get them a love interest in the form of another girl they needed out of the way.

[thealternatemind]

I’ve gotten to the rexxentrum episodes of my cr c2 rewatch and I want to violently murder trent ickythong

[fanvoidkeith]

upon calming down a bit... in a way, i do feel bad for those bitter enough to leave asshole-y comments on other people's personal posts. i'm sorry that you feel like you have to hurt people and drag them down, instead of caring and uplifting people who are in a similar position as you. we need all of the good news we can get, especially with the many horrific transphobic things going on right now. we need to hold onto our community, no matter how rocky things get. we need to live for our fellow transgender, nonbinary, and other lgbtqia+ siblings who couldn't go on.

however, i don't feel sorry for blocking people who choose to be a fuckwit- i absolutely don't need that negativity in my life, thanks. just go away if you're going to be a jerk about my personal vent posts, especially if you whine about how "stupid the youngsters are these days" and make unhelpful comments that display your internalized transphobia. get blocked, idiot!

[d3vdgvrlll]

here we fucking go again (INTRO POST)

<name> maya

<age> 16- female

okay basically im like actually insane, ik everyone says that but dont try me lol. ive gotten backshots to my account like a million times, so i rlly dont have energy to do this againnnnn. i am kinky asf and prolly a hypersexual so if u dont fw that suck my clit ig???? basically, i girlblog but its like acc insane posting. if u dont like it just block, dont report. i post alot of nsfw shit, whether it be sexual or not, dont take it as an invitation to be innapropriate with me. (unless ur my age i jus don wan creeps in my dms anymore) I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT CAL GABRIEL AND MUSIC AS WELL!!!! same with media and shit. diagnosed OCD, PTSD, depression etc;

<DNI> NONE!!!! i literally do not give a single fuck. wanna kill people? chill. wanna rape girls? idc. nazi? sick opinion dude i hate jews too (im a practicing jew lol). racist? sick. say slurs ur not supposed to say? me too brah. schizo? hell yes kiss me. murderous? im alr wet. like i genuinely condone it all idc, ive seen so much shit in my life atp i just ball. not a bad person, just tired. or maybe i am a bad person, idrc.

<TW> gore, 3d, self hvrm, tcc, and lowk schizo posting

<music> jeff buckley (my husband), alex g, weezer, the cure, the smiths, the kooks, the kinks, radiohead, the red hot chili peppers, avenge sevenfold, metallica, system of a down, limp bizkit, Кино, the cocteau twins, rammstein, linkin park, megadeath, three doors down, led zeppelin, tom petty, pearl jam (yes im basic shut up), kimya dawson, the moldy peaches, petal, sweet trip, slowdive, elliot smith, tv girl, whirr, michael cera, the smashing pumpkins, cigs after sex, adrienne lenker, lana del rey, jack off jill, bikini kill, slutever, maequin pussy, soft cult, big theif, frankie cosmos, remember sports, cheerleader roadkill, reel big fish, car seat headrest, modern baseball, american football, tiugers jaw, vs self, joyce manor, deftonesssss, slipknot, pantera, korn, mazzy star, german error message, ptv, mcr, tom milsom, rob zombie, basement, glare, icp, seventh void, THE STROKES, canibal corpse, ethel cain, slayer, joy again, rotgut god, suzi moon, suicidal tendencies, amyl and the sniffers, surfbort, yucky duster, upchuck, the courtneys, msi, porches, taking back sunday, mbv, murderdolls, acid bath, throwing muses, nervous dater, slingshot dakota, blowout, nico play, great grandpa, solya, radiator hospital, municipal waste, napalm death, kittie, the voids, and so much more.

<my husbands> cal, spencer reid, felix catton, sid from skins, tate langdon (i know im basic 😔), joel miller, oberyn martel, joe goldberg, love quinn, victoria pedretti, emily prentiss, etc

<languages> i speak arabic, hebrew, spanish, and russian fluently. IF YOU NEED ME TO TRANSLATE SHIT I GOTCHUUUU

<interests> community, new girl, tcc (obv), skins, criminal minds, music mostly, SPACE!!! literature, physics, astronomy, NOT ASTROLOGY!!! and psych

[expressionless-fr]

"if ypu don't include WOMEN in your MLM space you're a misogynist! "

IM DYINGGG

Do yall know what a misogynist even is...

[lunarw0rks]

cod dudes with a nurse y/n but make it lowkey realistic: bc lets be real, after a 12 hr shift you do NOT want to hang out with friends, party, or socialize. ur feet hurt from walking and standing all day, your ears are tired from hearing the IV pumps beep all day, and the smell of C.diff makes u want to vomit. nurse y/n just wants to sit down or lay on the couch and be non-verbal... Gaz, price, and rudy are the sweetest. they pick that up real quick after mistakenly asking "hows ur shift" and y/n trauma dumped them for 5 hrs straight. they don't immediately ask for hugs and kisses bc they know u overwhelmed. they just pour u a cup of wine and sit next to you until YOU talk to them first. you lowkey gossip with them on ur day off or randomly be like "omg look at that dude over there next to the parking spot its giving edema". and then theres soap and ghost. Soap is clingy, yall really think hes gonna survive 12hrs of not seeing you? this man was waiting by the door at 7:15 pm. on the dot. wants to hug and kiss you and tell you about his day. but ur just so. fucking. tired. you tried to be as responsive but it always ended up with a tired "mhm". He legit got upset a few times but he'd be a good sport about it tho. eventually he caught on a couple of weeks in and now he just comes and hugs you from behind, kisses ur face, and cuddles you silently (AFTER you throw away ur dirty scrubs and shower. that C.diff smell is yucky yucky). Tells you he appreciates your care and effort for the patients every day :). Ghost.... omgg he said something lowkey offensive to you right after u got home from the worst shift of ur week. and he didnt even know WHAT he said/did, hes kinda bad a picking up ur cues. nurse y/n just turned around slowly, gave him the NASTIEST side eye, and stared at him for a good 2.5 min. This man immediately retreated from ur couch to wherever he was b4 like a hermit going back to its shell lmao. 2 hrs later you find a small written note and ur fave gurl dinner on the dining table.

Alejandro..... this man is SO PROUD of his s/o being a nurse. hes showing you off every chance he gets!!! He takes Nursing week SERIOUSLY. give you massages, spas, gifts, ect. but he doesnt get how tired and overwhelmed you are. you have to physically tell him to stop asking or letting his family asking medical question. "No ale. I will NOT look at auntie's mole on her stomach. when im off the clock im OFF THE CLOCK :("

Valeria threatens to beat up the management for you lol. she hates how you get treated by them sometimes. you didnt get the recognition you deserve. Def bosses her cartel men around to buy you gifts and such. one time she organized a whole day to spoil and pamper you. she gave you her own version of Daisy Award 🥺💞 Konig observes and internally analyzes ur every move. he panics tho. like "OMG she home but she already has a bottle of wine its different from the one she had yesterday.. omg omg she didnt even say hello that means her shifts was extra shitty today.... why is she sipping on the wine for so long and the last sip is longer than all previous sips........" He eventually learned you just need silent company. you were laying on the bed feeling burned out when he came over with some soup, kissed ur hand, and wrapped you in a blanket burrito :).

ah, realistic nurse!y/n. this is a breath of fresh air for me.

they're all trying their best. and honestly, what better pair? they also have an overstimulating, kinda gross (blood and bodily fluids), exhausting career !!

it's a match made in heaven !! (aside from the whole... miscommunication and barely seeing each other thing. but what's a good ship without some gut-wrenching angst?)

[velarisvalkyrie]

Things that bother me most about the ACOTAR characters that keep me up at night - Rhys, Feyre, Cassian and Nesta Edition. Please do not atatck me I'm just sharing my thoughts to see if anyone else gets a bothered by these.

Rhysand:

Telling Azriel if he needs to fuck someone to go to a pleasure hall and pay for it was such an unneccesarily cruel thing to say to his "brother". I like Az but I no longer can see him with Elain after a few read throughs of the series but there was no reason for Rhys to be THAT harsh in telling him to stay away from her. Like that is how you're talking to someone you claim to love in your court where you apparently "don't pull rank" - yeah okay.

Not telling Feyre about her pregnancy. I do not care if he thought it was removing stress from her, he took away her choice to help be involved in finding a solution or at least prepare for the outcome ahead.

Enjoying Nesta being afraid of him at the start of ACOSF. I know he isn't her biggest fan but his mate loves her cuz that is her sister like dude you shouldn't get an ego boost from her fearing you. It's gross to me and such a toxic trait. Reminds me of real men I don't like.

I feel like Rhysand only gives people choices that he is able to orchestrate. When you read through all the moments he's giving someone options you notice they are mostly options that no matter how someone chooses it's gonna benefit him and/or his court and his court only. Or he puts people in positions where essentially they don't have a better option - the only better option is to agree with him. Does no one else notice that??? Should I make a separate post on that in better detail one day?

Feyre:

She hesitates before she interrupts Ianthe from SAing Lucien. And when she does interfere its cuz she thinks of what Ianthe has done to Rhys. Look, I do not care how mad I am at a friend - I do not care if it is the person I hate most, I could never hesitate to stop someone from going through the trauma of SA. Whether I love or hate you if I can stop it I am going to stop it.

Telling Nesta directly that one of the few reasons she's forcing Nesta to go through .... whatever you wanna call the whole training/house of wind/library routine - is because if Feyre and Rhys can't even control Nesta why should they deserve to rule a court. I understand this from a political point of view but I do not think that is a helpful way to talk to someone in such a bad state. If someone said that to me I would think to myself: So I'm just damage control you're doing and not actually cared about.

I know people love the whole Feyre in her night gown going to Lucien with a nightmare. But when you think about it more it's so dangerous to Lucien. Yes, I know Feyre listens to make sure Tamlin didn't attack Lucien after she left the room but what if he did and she was a second too late to stop it??? Not only would that leave Lucien harmed or dead but like what would that have done to Elain??? Would she feel it through the bond? What would have happened to her if Lucien died??? No consideration for Elain or Lucien in that moment.

Pointing out Lucien is hanging out with other people who don't have a home. That was a cruel comment. That was a comment not needed and maybe she said it cuz she was hurt he doesn't seem comfortable in her home with her famoly but what do you expect from him when everyone either treats him coldly or tolerates him. Like we have maybe 2 or 3 canon moments where the Inner Circle is being decent to him. Like yeah I'm sure he isn't comfortable. That's not even touching the awkward Elain thing going on.

Cassian:

"Everybody hates you!" Yucky. He knew Nesta was in a bad place and there were signs of self-loathing and he still said that. Then he wants to pout and whine that she doesn't open up easily to him or talk to him about what bothers her for quite a while.

Not having enough patience with her when she isn't ready to call him her mate. She's just gotten somewhat comfortable with being Fae and she just now is really getting a life of her own within Velaris. She did not choose to be Fae, she was just getting comfortable. She even tries to kinda explain to Cassian that the word mate would take away the last scrap of her humanity. She isn't even trying to be hurtful in that moment, she's just stumbling to explain why it was so hard for her to say "mate" and what does Cassian do in response? Not only does he keep demanding her to say it he also goes: "Well, I didn't have a choice in being shackled to you, either."

When Nesta comes up the 10,000 steps the first time and she has visible wounds that she's fallen. He couldn't take like five seconds to just "By the way, are you going to heal alright or are you in bad pain?"

Nesta:

Judging Feyre at the dinner table in ACOMAF when Feyre first visits with Rhys, Cassian and Azriel. So rude and snide and full of hate for no real reason. I love Nesta now but ohhh did I hate her in those first two books.

How she told Feyre the truth was bad. While I would much rather hear the truth even if it was meant to hurt me than to not have a single fucking clue what was happening to my body and my baby, I still did not like how Nesta went about the situation.

Telling Elain she may finally be interesting was just a tasteless low blow.

This is getting too long so I might do a Part 2 for the ones that have a somewhat shorter list: Azriel (still adore him) Lucien (yes, I do actually have some fair criticism of him despite being a clear Lucien lover) Elain (I have only 1 comment but if I put it in this one I feel people are gonna rip me apart) Mor, and Amren.

[wisecloudnightmare]

ohh like he's force-fed emotions but it's too much so he pukes it back out. Very distressing for both him and the witness (Tim)

wait what if the reason tim wanted to cry isn't from frustration? instead it's Danny's erupting emotion that affected him.

How old are they?

Nevertheless, with introduction like that, Tim and the bats are gonna be real protective of Danny.

"And then– I kicked ass and got crowned for it!" Danny sobs, the air around them filled with fear gas, Tim trying everything he can think of to console his little brother.

It's interesting to witness the way danny reacts to the gas with his biology–

Not now, Tim. Crying brother first.

"How about riding back to my apartment, hm? I'll get some takeout, and we watch movies." The mask makes it difficult, nothing he couldn't handle however.

The sobs don't decrease and Tim feels like sobbing himself now.

In a swoop, he's cradling danny, walking to his bike and driving off.

So much for getting to know your long estranged little brother.

[ishtea]

watching Chopped and the “weight loss” special episode came on and it’s honestly yucky ngl

like bro just said “i want to show everyone the fat kid made it” and he’s like 100 something pounds now like mfer you’re not the fat kid anymore idiot you killed the fat kid and took his place like a skinwalker, you aren’t representing fat people you’re a ghoul

“being overweight it’s hard to have self esteem” lil dude that’s a skill issue grow the fuck up lmao you’re on national television why act like this it’s embarrassing

idk dude, skinny people with body issues and complexes say weird shit

[jeyneofpoole]

hi i hate rick riordan and the obsession with movie/tv adaptations of other media. please use this ask as a chance to rant about everything you hate most in the pjo show. <3

omg hiiiii an anon after my own heart!!!! ok this is a very wide question and i do unfortunately have assignmence to do so i'll try and make it quick: my entire problem with the show is the total lack of character. the dialogue is completely expository with little to no room for relationship building or opportunities for the actors to, like, act. i fully believe that leah sava jefferies could have pulled off a really good annabeth if they didn't have her literally doing a powerpoint presentation on the plot of the episode every two minutes. walker is an incredible talent and a fantastic percy, and it would have been really nice to see him have a chance to be his character. oh also this is the tiniest nitpick but why the fuck is the score so boring??? you're going to tell me that the PERCY JACKSON show has a generic fantasy bullshit phone-it-in score??? the song for the end credits is the closest we get to any sort of theme and it's boring as hell!!!!

the exposition killed this fucking show, dude. i cannot believe that those scripts made it past a thought in rick riordans yucky little head bc that was abominable. no stakes no tension no fear no anxiety no dread like everybody's all on the same page at the same time percy is never out of his depth. never. medusa was practically wearing a name tag and the crusty thing made me actively suicidal. i do think that the worst episode was by far the lotus casino though because that was goddddddawful. first of all why were we there in the first place? to talk to hermes? to lin manuel miranda? this is what i'm fucking talking about the kids are always on top of everything!!!!! in the book they get roped in on accident and we get to learn about the characters' inner motivations (think of annabeth and her architecture game, etc.) but in the show we're in and out and spend 5 minutes driving a car around in a parking garage because we needed to pad out the runtime because our show sucks shit and we should all kill ourselves.

speaking of the hermes thing why was every single god there. like you've undercut the power of all the gods by having one show up every episode and a half to be boring and do nothing. the visual design is terrible the underworld and olympus are virtually indistinguishable and the pit to tartarus is in the open sunny sky for some godforsaken reason???? oh also having annabeth at the luke confrontation and turning it into a swordfight (like the only swordfight of the season, btw) robs the original scene of all of the horror and tragedy that makes it so good. percy is TWELVE and luke the ALMOST ADULT MAN tricks him with a SCORPION and then percy has to STUMBLE through the woods DELIRIOUS and DYING <- good and fucked up. LUKE and PERCY the PEERS OF INDISTINGUISHABLE AGE have a bad SWORDFIGHT and ANNABETH catches him with FACTS and LOGIC <- sucks shit. but what do i know i'm just a dyke on the internet. ok love you bye.

[dick-meister]

Idk why this pissed me off so much (I mean I do) but there’s this kid I work with (somewhere around 20-22) and he was talking about how he doesn’t wanna sleep with a girl who isn’t a virgin cause it “ruins the experience” or some shit like that and that women who are 2-3 years in college aren’t his thing cause they’re crazy and I’m just like “huh??????”

First of all we need to tackle one issue here at a time.

1. Tell me you suck at fucking without telling me you suck at fucking cause brother??? The experience you’re looking for is none at all??? That’s red flags to me everywhere cause obviously you’re either the most vanilla baby bitch out there or you think it’s cool to have a collection of v-cards or whatever. I don’t get the misogynistic mind set of a woman being “tainted” if they’re not a virgin like, fuck man, I’d rather sleep with a chick who knows wtf they’re doing then having the most mediocre sex on the planet.

2. Buddy, if choking freaks you out (which he said was the ‘crazy’ he was referring to about college girls) then stay in the lane of Christian women. Actually don’t, some of them are freaky too! I feel bad for any woman that gets in bed with him, truly I pray cause it’ll be some boring ass missionary that’s rushed and one sided. Fucking yucky, fix yourself dude.

Anyways, I called him a vanilla soy boy and moved on. Really wasn’t much conversation after that.

[sevicia]

I stayed home from school today because of my yucky illness and around 10 AM I get a call from Uni Friend asking if I fell asleep or was sick or something and I was like. (raspy throat)(miserable tone) "Dude I have a cold I think I'm fucking dying here" so later he just sent me a summary of what we did and said smth like "good luck with that cold" thanks man I have no clue what propels you to be so nice to me when we've known each other for barely five months 👍

[bunnywan]

i guess to me it feels weird when i see you or your group of friends liking vader or thinking he’s fucking “serving cunt” or whatever it is when it’s still anakin….. there’s literally a fascist underneath (it probably is you guys just trolling and i’m misreading it as genuine) but about the not liking your friend’s bf thing: if i don’t like my friend’s bf i don’t tolerate anything about him or even waste a thought on him just because my friend “loves” him and i get that you can’t really separate obi-wan from his presence in anakin’s life but hey it’s fiction anyway like you can fucking rewrite star wars if you wanted to

… are you under the impression that after anakin becomes vader i lose all of my former opinions about him and suddenly like him ? i have no idea where you’re getting that from. he’s the same dude in a different outfit to me.

star wars isn’t real. anakin isn’t real. his crimes against humanity aren’t real! i’m not running a blog about mussolini. that’s why me and my friends joke about him (yes we are joking). if you decide for yourself that you’re not into that, that’s fine! but like … i’m not sure what you want from me ?

also it’s weird that i’m the person you’re coming to with this. your problem seems to lie with engaging with anakin at all, and while i do write fic about him, i’m an obikin author that doesn’t do the “pls don’t remind me my poor pathetic meow meow babygirl is a facist. it makes me feel yucky😖” thing. so like. why me ?

not gonna lie you got a big laugh out of me with “thinking vader is fucking serving cunt or whatever” even tho i don’t think i’ve ever said that. genuinely lost my shit for a minute.

(eta: here’s the original ask for more context if anyones wondering — with some great additions in the notes)