Call me Ambrose - It/he - White - 22 - Artist + writer - Home of sexual - T started on 9/13/23
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all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine
#rule34 comments are always so funny#thinking about the one i saw that was ''this is making me less left conscious some how wtf''
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i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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WHO UP INCORPORATING FICTIONAL PHRASES INTO THEIR SPEECH PATTERNS 🗣️‼️‼️
EVERYONE WHO UNIRONICALLY SAYS "EVERYPONY" "THANK STARCLAN" ETC HAS MY UTMOST RESPECT
#might fuck around and pick up some specific ass kingdom hearts swearing from the one fic author#who writes the insanely long fics#you know the ones#anyways not prepped for this heartsdamned day y'all im so fucken tired
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Coffin & Skeleton Pocket Knife, 1910s.
#i was abt to put this in your tag atticus#then i saw you reblogged it onto my dash in the first place fkdslfjdlfl;ds
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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now
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you fucking wish you were me
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My first MTT of 2025 and its a cry for help
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the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad
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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
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angstposting's great, but this is peak
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The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling
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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
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