corpseofsuturedseams
the carpal tunnel of love's #1 fan
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Call me Ambrose - It/he - White - 22 - Artist + writer - Home of sexual - T started on 9/13/23
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corpseofsuturedseams · 1 hour ago
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mental illness makes me seem like such a deeply unserious person. no sorry i can’t do things or cope with stuff or get over it or move forward or self regulate. yes i’m a grown woman
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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what’s your ‘thing’ as a friend. i don’t mean like ‘oh im the mom friend’ i mean like what’s the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they’d message you first. personally i can always be relied upon to get hyped about bugs, literature, and cursed internet images.
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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rubbing my penis
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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Walking to cvs bc i needed to grab floss & some dry mouth gum & i saw a dude taking a call on airpods just gesticulating to the street like morshu
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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i hate this fucking "i'm just a girl" brand of feminism bc it is so easy for young women in their 20s who are afraid of big changes and personal growth to revert to depending on their gender and the associated fragility of it so that they can make it through life when really they're just trapping themselves in a position where they cannot and will not grow out of that fear.
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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being able to alleviate an unwanted puberty is genuinely lifesaving. like it's genuinely just horrifying like actual horror watching and feeling your body going through changes you don't want and you're terrified of.
this goes doubly for intersex people not being forced onto hormones they don't want and being made to live in a body people are forcing on them
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes
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corpseofsuturedseams · 2 hours ago
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so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut
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corpseofsuturedseams · 6 hours ago
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putting this under a cut because it like. talks about self harm but it isn't it really? idk
it's weird having my skin picking issues and like. making myself bleed often but. it's not because i necessarily Want to hurt myself or i think i Deserve it or anything. i just notice blemishes n such on my skin and i just poke and squeeze and scratch at them and they just happen to bleed
and then it's all over my upper arms and shoulders and it's like. well! guess im just gonna be covered in scars. lol. or something
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corpseofsuturedseams · 7 hours ago
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corpseofsuturedseams · 7 hours ago
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First time election voters psa
You are not allowed to wear your candidates gear not even a hat pin, you will be turned away and have to change outfits
Make sure you have a valid id at least in Missouri look up your states requirements
Phones might be allowed in booths but once again check with you state, most say that you can’t take a picture of your ballot
Candidate canvassers are not allowed within several feet of the polling station entrance varies by state so be sure to look it up for your state if they are breaking the law report them to polling station workers
It is public information that you voted but it’s private about how you voted, ie nobody will know unless you tell them
If you mess up on a paper ballot you’re allowed to request a new one
If using a machine and it malfunctions alert the poll workers
Polls close at 7:00pm but as long as you are in line before then, stay you have the right to vote
If any issues arises during voting contact your state’s election board to file a comlaint
Most importantly happy Election Day and vote like your life depends on it because it does
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corpseofsuturedseams · 7 hours ago
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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corpseofsuturedseams · 8 hours ago
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shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"
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corpseofsuturedseams · 9 hours ago
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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corpseofsuturedseams · 9 hours ago
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absolutely insane shit happening on twitter
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corpseofsuturedseams · 9 hours ago
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So I learned the craziest fact today under the Burback Club Penguin video
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