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MSPaint Angel ☆

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

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in the "vampires repelled or harmed by crosses" type of vampire story what do you think happens if you are a vampire who isn't christian. I'm sure someone has written about this somewhere but like if you're waving a cross at a vampire who's like. jewish or buddhist or muslim etc etc I feel like that wouldn't be effective. do you need to be like the guy from the mummy and have an arsenal of religious symbols to break out in case of paranormal or supernatural occurrences

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i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

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just for the record i would have played wolves with you

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actually now i’m curious

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“(Coffee’s For Closers)” - Fall Out Boy

I will never believe in anything again

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

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Diagram of alien biology

It seems their fetal development takes place inside of vegetation rather than a womb, hmm…

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

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if youve ever had a komaeda icon does it show up in background checks