#LIKE AN IDIOT

[zukkababey]

media will chew you up and spit you out and make you feel every single possible emotion on the human spectrum and then you have to wake up the next day and pretend to be normal

[hothotpot]

Literally had to pause my game so I could be unhinged about this for a second. Not only do you get +4 (PLUS!!! FOUR!!!!!) from Kim being with you, but you ALSO get +1 from HAVING HIS HANDKERCHIEF!?

Harrier, you are out of your mind in love with this man and I am right there with you.

[sugurizz]

Smut/ NSFW +18 - minors DNI !

BDSM - dark content ahead !

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Husband! Nanami is the elegant, classy and strictly organized type. And that does apply to your relationship as well.

As his wife and forever lover and partner, touching yourself is a resounding NO unless it's in his presence, and right before his very eyes to allow.

Husband! Nanami gets upset as soon as he comes back home to see you laying on your shared king-sized bed, playing with your kitty and fondling your breasts after a long day at work.

You begged Nanami to spare you this time. You said you couldn't help yourself and you just felt the urge to pleasure yourself a little while he was away.

You cried and held onto his biceps as your eyes teared up. You whined and begged again, seeing his veiny hands unclasp his belt and slide it away from his waist.

But there's no help when he's this frustrated..

Your thighs, tummy, ass, tits, and pussy are red and swollen. He whipped your naked body as a punishment for breaking one of the main rules of your houshold. The stinging and burning feels everywhere and you can't even ask him to stop. Your juices are shamelessly flowing everywhere and dripping down your thighs. His merciless slaps keep harshly landing on your soft skin, as if your husband knows exactly how to balance your delicious pain and your overwhelming pleasure with every whip he gives you.

Husband! Nanami is your one and only gentleman. But he feels so good when he punishes you. You love him when he's angry and cold. You love him when he's cruel and evil. And you love that hint of mischief in his eyes as you welcome his pain and gasp and moan with every touch of his belt.

You're almost drunk dazed, overdosing in the intensity of your sensations as you see him spread your legs wide, your pussy drenched and burning. and he slams his hard cock inside you as your poor pussy lips are still throbbing from his belt.

"You won't get to cum this time".. he leans next to your ear as he whispers " and you're going to watch me fuck my fist.. and not your tiny hungry hole"...

[dusty-daydreams]

Paints clown make up on

Want to hear some creloise brain rot analysis of their joint promo?

So people have been talking about it being a Cressida teaching Eloise thing, the fan waving but it is established in the canon of the show that the fan waving as a flirtation technique is about drawing your suitor’s eyes to your bosom - so by that logic Cressida who is definitely paying more attention to Eloise than to the broken fourth wall is trying to draw Eloise’s attention to her figure.

BUT - Cressida’s fan is so big that it defeats the purpose, completely covering her chest - and by extension her heart.

So Theory: Cressida is torn between wanting to draw Eloise’s attention and wanting to protect her heart from said attention.

(Because she thinks an illicit relationship would never work when they are both destined to marry noblemen? Because she is mired in comphet and doesn’t realise she is sending mixed signals? Because she doesn’t know if Eloise actually likes her back? Because she is scared of giving her heart away to anyone?? Who knows)

Gif credit to: @femininemenon

[emry-stars-art]

I wanted to draw something I was more happy with to post but I’m running short on mental space so I hope you appreciate this (unfinished) drawing plus a wip instead

[iwrite-sinsandtragedies]

btw, these are pretty messy, but they get the job done if you need a stock for Qiu and Baxter's sweaters 😂 I know my ass was getting pretty sick and tired of doing that shit from scratch every picture 🤣

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i rewatched the deadpool movies and then watched the new one over this past week, and while these movies are lot of fun in a lot of ways and i enjoy a lot about them, may i just say: DAMN, is the writing for vanessa ever thankless as all hell, especially in the sequels

[soulzerofever]

silly bill animation i almost missed the train making BAHAHA

[arttsuka]

Day 13

Someone has a crush

[sfourt]

why does she look like she might go outside

[tennis-shenanigans]

once again I allowed myself to forget what a fucking ordeal watching a sinner match is

[liorlen]

this man is my pretty pretty princess

[artistmarchalius]

Happy Disability Pride Month! To celebrate, I’m having a worse flare up than I was initially having (not on purpose!).

I feel bad for making you all wait for me to recover, so here’s a sneak peek of the WIP that did me in. I was trying to get this piece done before the end of Pride month (LGBTQ+) but that obviously didn’t happen. I’m determined to finish it, just not until I’ve had the necessary “DO NOTHING!” time to get better. I mean it this time!

[primal-con]

Haha, uh oh!! I’m in love with him 🤦

[plntmlk]

Oh boy, sure hope this doesn't have any unintended consequences 👀🍼

[meyerlansky]

also when i tell you it's the biggest pain in my fucking ass trying to figure out what goddamn planes all these guys were in on each mission

i'm just cheating and making mota!curt's plane escape kit consistently, in STARK contrast to the actual service records which have him bouncing between at least four aircraft over a two month span