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Thieves Guild
#lmao bye#the painting of that tabby chonker nipping the fish is absolutely sending me#look at that asshole#god I love cats
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#I think some of these are just quotes from the show tbh#community#nbc community#one of the funniest shows of all time fr
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The thing my boyfriend and I always quote and nobody EVER gets the reference is "I've got a thrill for the pils!" from Brooklyn 99. Santiago's boring boyfriend Teddy says it because he's gotten into brewing pilsners, and I myself have been mostly drinking pilsners when I drink beer at all. It's so funny to literally only us.
There are so many more I'm sure, but I can't think of them off the top of my head. They're situational and pretty much just instinct at this point lol
Do people actually like quote books, movies, and TV shows in casual conversation because I refuse to believe that that's true. I legit cannot remember a single quote from anything that I have ever watched or read and you're telling me that people can quote full on paragraphs from their favourite book and it's not just a movie trope to show that they're a nerd.
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Damn some people coming for OP, but you know what? I agree.
I have never heard anyone just straight up recite a paragraph or even a passage from a book that they love IRL. Some TV show/movie quotes? Sure, but mostly one off jokes or one-liners. But that's totally different than quoting an entire paragraph from a book!
And it's even MORE different than doing it online. Online you have time to access your memories, or even look up the thing you're thinking of. It's not happening in real time the way conversations are.
Like, sure, I'm sure there are people who's memories aren't Swiss cheese who can remember quotes like that, but I've never met anyone who does it, and I don't think OP is being weird or dumb.
Do people actually like quote books, movies, and TV shows in casual conversation because I refuse to believe that that's true. I legit cannot remember a single quote from anything that I have ever watched or read and you're telling me that people can quote full on paragraphs from their favourite book and it's not just a movie trope to show that they're a nerd.
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In my defense, this was really fucking funny in my head
#in op's defense#this IS really funny#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#in KIM'S defense#Harry DID just call him cool#with what I can only imagine was breathless admiration and literal heart eyes#soooo pretty understandable
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Several people have pointed out that they haven't seen art of Kim doing this, so I am fixing that today
#hell yes#the way he says “good” here is so satisfying#love when the lieutenant tells me I'm a good boy...I mean...when he tells Harry...I mean#shit#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.
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why is ds9 tumblr so dead lately. can we start a Discourse
#must regretfully agree Kai Winn is extremely hot actually#damn#this feels like a real l#star trek ds9
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#look#Neelix is fucking obnoxious and that's it#Tom is annoying but I challenge you to see Tom for what he is - the brattiest sub to ever sub brattily - and still think of him as the wors#and Chakotay...oof#if the behind the scenes stuff with Marks/Highwater makes the character irredeemable to you there's nothing I can really say to that#it's valid#but I can't hate him#I can hate the racist shit the writers have him do#but like...Chakotay as a character is more than that to me#I feel more like “I hate that happened to that character” than it makes me hate the character himself#whoever voted for Janeway and Tuvok... literally why are you even here?!
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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
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stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁
#yes but also#I have managed to ship the FUCK out of the old men in Chernobyl#I think there's just something wrong with my brain tho
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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
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I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that Hideo Kojima is living his best life after leaving Konami. Not only did he get to frolic around with Mads Mikkelsen, he also got himself a sub. You think I jest but...


Translation: Refn is a kinkster who use his movies to express his kinks. He knows Kojima is a kinkster too who also puts his kinks in his games and that he’s going to use Refn for something that turns Kojima on, and Refn thinks that’s hot. Their’s is a relationship you probably shouldn’t dig too much into.
+ Bonus: confused and scared Kojima fanboys

#this uh#this post is a wild ride directly into the mind of Kojima#and every word only made me love him more#good for him and his sub boyfriend and his sub boyfriend's hot wife#maybe not good for Saito#but presumably if he wanted to quit he would
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bringing this over from twitter bc this person literally gets it. watching su for the first time i was literally shocked by how wonderfully toxic the yuri was there. thank you women 🙏
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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
#as kid who read a LOT of Stephen King from a VERY young age#we're talking elementary school age#(I was an advanced reader and wanted to read anything I could get my hands on my parents had Stephen King books literally just lying around)#I've read a LOT of “inappropriate” or “dangerous” content as a child#you know what one of King's favorite story tropes is?#child sexual abuse#the dude LOVES it#and as much as I may JOKE about THAT ONE SCENE in the short story The Library Policeman having traumatized me#the only instance of CSA that ACTUALLY traumatized was my own very much real and not fictional CSA#and I had no trouble recognizing what happened to me as wrong just bc I read it in a book#so yeah man#let kids read whatever the fuck they want whenever the fuck they want#if they're old enough to read it they're old enough to understand it#and believe it or not#even LITTLE KIDS are capable of discerning real life from fiction
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