#and believe it or not

[jstoddwrites]

things that can and do coexist:

jason's a virgin until he finds his person

jason has a high sex drive

jason would be incredibly awkward when talking about sex

[skyward-floored]

Every time I finish a oneshot for the downfall iau I'm like "oh yeah it's probably like not even 2k maybe, not that long" and then lo and behold. It's 4,600 words long.

[mothxart]

I did not remember I had so many Kirby ocs aaaaaaa

I made each of them a redesign (I think I created them in 2019 or something ??)

[the-unhinged-raccoon]

After 28 Pulls HE CAME HOME!!!!!! 🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

YESSSS!!!!!

[face-breaker]

gettin' ready for work an' thinkin' bout how sett has to do that lil hair flip thing —

[blue-banditt]

i have an interview tomorrow morning so I'm thinking if I wanna drink today should do it early in the day so that im not too drunk to drive in the morning, chat am I right or am I right?

[anadorablekiwi]

Important Produce Discussion of the day:

Is Link a twink or a hunk?

The decision was it depends on the Link, as Twilight Princess Link is not only hunk but absolute husband material, while BotW Link is definitely a twink. Skyward Sword Link on the other hand is a twunk/neither

[kayrockerqog]

yknow I'm sitting here working on my OC bios for a thing, and it has finally occurred to me just how

similar

my two fandom-centric ocs are

if I had a nickel for every intellectual woman who rejected their origins in favour of pursuing the arts in an unorthodox environment, I'd have two nickels-

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m not petty, I just block literally everyone who says rude shit about Ashley ❤️ peace and love

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[karvviie]

he’s got rejection sensitivity