#LETS GOOOOO IT IS ALIVE

[nights-flying-fox]

  When Leo ends up in Prison Dimension, he manages to hold onto his katana. So he does his thing and portals out... except he arrives at the wrong place.

Hey guys, Dimension Hopper Leo fic is here :]

[beelzcutiie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[andr0nap-wf]

NO WAY

[fangsandfeels]

Don't come at me, but I am confused why whenever there is a plot about one of Astarion's siblings going full villain, this sibling is almost always Petras. I agree; he is a jerk and a bully. But he is also the guy who gobbles up Cazador's bullshit about getting freedom with ZERO suspicions. Aurelia and Leon are hopeful, but it doesn't take them long to realize it is yet another way for Cazador to break them, and of course, he never intended to let them go.

Petras is oblivious to the point he is already making plans for the future and composing his menu. He is also the guy who flirts (badly) with the first person who approaches him without even considering the risk of the said person being a vampire hunter. Like, Tav can be wearing full plate armor and have a hugeass war hammer slung over their shoulder, and Petras would still go "Yes, this is the perfect naive victim to seduce. They will totally fall for my charms" with Dalyria cringing and trying to do damage control at the back.

Petras makes Astarion look like a criminal mastermind.

And no, I'm not saying that he can't be an antagonist to Astarion at all.

He can be dangerous by deciding to go his own way, gathering the group of spawn who share his views, and making a part of the Sword Coast his hunting grounds. But don't I see him plotting complicated schemes or even trying to recreate Cazador's rituals. He may try, but in my opinion, he will fail hilariously. No intervention needed.

Now, speaking of a more dangerous and tragic potential adversary, Leon is right here. He is a sorcerer. Moreover, if the nature of the spell he used to protect Victoria is anything to go by, he is experienced with Necromancy (I may be wrong; the blood thing could have belonged to the Transmutation school, though).

He is the top performer. And, he is a desperate father who did it all to keep his daughter safe. Now, I still assume that he managed to smuggle Victoria out of the palace -- which would keep him his calm and reasonable self. But if Victoria is really dead?...It would mean that everything he did, all these victims, all that suffering, all the measures he took, all the hurt he inflicted on his siblings/inmates - it all was for nothing. He was ready to die for Victoria to live. He was willing to sacrifice an orphan to save his girl. And he failed.

He failed her.

Wouldn't that push him over the edge? The desperation, the devastation, the horror? Wouldn't that create a void in his undead heart and put him into denial and resentment for his fellow spawns (he didn't know HOW she died, but he had seen enough hungry looks from Dal and Violet)?

Wouldn't he become obsessed with "fixing" it somehow because he already went so far to protect his daughter...why not go even further to bring her back, let her live the life that was so unfairly taken from her? He doesn't care about power, about sunwalking, he doesn't give a shit about anything and anyone -- he wants his child back. And he will make it happen.

At any cost.

[mntdewgreen]

never been more excited for a show IM GONNA THROW UP EVERYWHERE MY HEART FOR THESE CRUSTY AILENSSSSSSSSS

[ashtonsunshine]

Don’t forget we’re driving closer to the edge

via Ashton's instagram. 11th June 2024

[vonlipvig]

KALEB AND EMILY SAFE

[girlsdads]

me? giving a fuck about the nfl playoffs? more likely than u think!

[bitter-goodbyes]

NEW SORRY VIDEO LETS GOOOOOO

IT WAS SO FUNNY

[sexellency]

@sinwcrthy

Can he elaborate with a tiny smooch~?

Of course he can! It's very much reciprocated.

[brightbluebutterflies]

There's something special about those days when you feel normal..they take you by surprise and leave you wondering when it'll happen again. Today I've been happy to simply be alive. I laughed, I joked, I made mistakes and didn't cry over them. I felt alive and loved it, and it wasn't even a fancy or special kinda day, I still had work, I still had to do stuff I didn't like... Yet I felt genuinely content with where I was. I felt awake, my mind clearer than it had been in years.

Treatment got me this far.... And I know and hope there's lots more days like this ahead. It feels nice to feel normal, even if I know it's nothing like how other people experience life.

I like being able to function like this, and at the end of the day smile and say it was a good day just because it was another day I was here.

Hormonal depression can go eat shit. I lived, I love, and I will continue to love until I die.

It does get better. And even if tomorrow is absolutely dog shit, I won't forget today.

[melonkittii]

OH MY GOD . I JUST REALISED . THE ETHERSEA SPLATOON AU LIVES

[bilbo12]

HELPPPP, THE WAY SONIC FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

AND THE WAY SHADOW REACHES HIS HAND OUT TOWARDS HIM, ACTUALLY WORRIED AND CONCERNED ABOUT HIM!

AND THE WAY HIS EARS DROP AND HIS PUPILS TURN SMALLER WHEN HE SEES THAT HE'S NOT GETTING UP BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY THINKING THAT SONIC IS DEAD AND THAT HE'S NOT ALIVE ANYMORE AND HE CAREEEES, HE FUCKING CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIM!

EYE PUPILS BECOME SMALLER WHEN A PERSON IS SAD! SHADOW IS FUCKING SAD THAT SONIC SEEMED DEAD! LET'S GOOOOO, HE FUCKING CARES!!!

OAIBFIUSBGIANIPUSFNGUPANOFN I CAN'T WITH THESE TWO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[disappointingcabbage]

TMAGP 23 thoughts, spoilers under the cut!!

lmao I love how Sam’s reasoning for bothering with the response department paperwork is to A) assume it’s Alice doing a bit and B) seeing how long Alice can keep up said bit. I would do the same thing tbh

Lena cautioning him against it raises some red flags about what it might actually be though. That said, if doing the paperwork really is dangerous, she isn’t exactly trying all that hard to convince him to stop so who knows?

Chester statement time!! It’s an internet one this week hell yeah I’m ready for some red canary (or weird movie) esque shit

“Creating a better me”???? this sounds… very Strange

what do you mean by “finding your piece”? It sounds at first like affirmations but then the statement writer directly refutes the idea of it being a psychological/ “inner peace” thing

The second post makes it seem like this piece thing is an object taken from a significant location in your life. That’s less cursed that what I thought it was gonna be (a body part)

the implication that this person did something at least mildly illegal to get their piece is somewhat troubling. it was probably just theft though. Also they never specified what the piece is

“I’m sure it’s totally safe and not at all dangerous to sleep with the piece in my bed” famous last words

Also why do you need to keep it warm??? Is it alive????? And you have to “bond with it” which I guess is in line with making a “better you”. I guess it has to know what you’re like to emulate you or smth idk but this doesn’t sound like it’ll end well

ok it’s coral. Why are you worried about keeping it warm? If it’s not in water it’s definitely not alive.

MAAM WHY DO YOU HAVE SURGICAL EQUIPMENT AND WHY IS THIS POST CALLED “FIRST CUT”

you fucking watered your coral with your own blood to grow a better copy of yourself? The fuck? What is the point??? Do you WANT to get replaced????

Wait no she transplanted the coral into her body to grow it. What the fuck maam are you trying to reproduce through some cursed version of asexual budding???

okay yeah that’s exactly what’s happening this thing burst out of her

I mean at least she planned this out and took off work so she doesn’t lose her source of income I guess??? And she made sure she had proper supplies and a paralysis computer.

Oh damn this lady is just straight up willingly getting replaced. This is reading more and more like the original Alesis Newman is more akin to a shed skin than anything related to asexual reproduction

Oooh it went wrong. Not sure how but it definitely did

Oh shit this world’s Jon and Martin have been dead for 20 years and have no connection to the Magnus Institute

YOOO CELIA’S LOOKING INTO BASIRA AND HELEN

wait how would she know about Helen? Did the tunnels cult ever meet her? I don’t remember

OH WAIT I REMEMBER SHE TRIED TO EAT CELIA (at least, according to Melanie and Georgie) lol girlie why would you want to find her ageidjdief

Oh poor Gwen is not doing great.

Oh my god she’s actually talking to Alice instead of being snappy

And Alice seems to be. Actually listening !!!! Here’s how Dyhard can still win-

Alice fully believes Gwen

LMAO THE IMMEDIATE GLITCH AFTER GWEN SAID “I’ve not been arsey”

we’ve got confirmation that [Error] has a shitload of eyes let’s gooooo archivist moment

Alice immediately recognizing the tape recorder from her own experience and putting the pieces together that the whole oiar is being targeted is peak girlboss energy hell yeah Alice

And Gwen is obviously taking Alice’s experience seriously too hell yeah

Alice and Gwen are in danger? I think they should kiss about it

[blazingstar400]

Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 5

Part 5 of scarlet and violet incorrect quotes let’s gooooo!!!

Juliana: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Kieran: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Penny: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Nemona: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Arven: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Lacey: Truth or dare?

Kieran: Truth.

Lacey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kieran:

Kieran: Dare.

Lacey: Go to sleep.

Kieran: I don’t like this game.

Juliana: Hello friends!

The sv gang:

Juliana: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling—

Penny: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Arven’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

Penny: I have a science headcanon.

Florian: Can’t you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

Penny: …

Penny: So my science headcanon is—

Koraidon: Pretty cool Halloween decorations! Where’d you get all the fake skeletons? :D

Miraidon: …Fake?

Nemona, holding an Ekans: Guys I impulsively stole a snake, what do I name him?

Arven: You did WHAT–

Juliana: William Snakespeare!

Penny: Time for plan G.

Nemona: Don’t you mean plan B?

Penny: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Juliana: What about plan D?

Penny: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Carmine: What about plan E?

Penny: I’m hoping not to use it. Drayton dies in plan E.

Kieran: I like plan E.

Koraidon: Are we going to a sandwich shop?!

Ogerpon: No! We just ate, and besides it’s nighttime! Sandwich shops are closed.

Okidogi: So we’re gonna ROB a sandwich shop?!?!

Ogerpon, sighing: No—

Kieran: What's it like seeing Juliana everyday and being really close friends with her?

Penny: Well, this one time Juliana ate an entire bag of 50 pizza rolls.

Penny: She then asked Arven what he was making us for dinner.

[Clavell being called into a meeting at Director Cyrano’s office with Juliana, Florian, Nemona, Penny, Arven, Carmine, and Kieran]

Clavell, pacing around and staring at the sv gang: Why is it whenever a problem arises or gets resolved it’s always by you seven?!

Juliana: I’m just as confused as you are.

Florian: Sometimes I wonder how we’re still alive.

Kieran: Love makes people do stupid things.

Juliana, beaming: I love everything!

Kieran: That explains a lot.

Kieran and Juliana: *physically fighting each other as the crowd chants ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’ around them*

Carmine, pushing her way through the crowd: This isn’t what I meant by ‘expressing your feelings!!!’

I headcanon Koraidon being the kinder, lovable, sandwich-loving legendary while Miraidon is the more violent one. Also Juliana is the one who has Koraidon while Florian has Miraidon. Florian didn’t fully except Miraidon into his team though until the legendary became less violent.

[menlove]

Hey have you read any good McLennon fix-its

OH BOY HAVE I. i love mclennon fix-its they genuinely heal my soul & they're for sure my favorite i'm ngl. here we gooooo. just pulling from my bookmarks in no particular order...

favorites have a 💖 next to them!

blood on the tracks by mynamesbetty

gen-mature. 66k modern au, 11 part series, eventual fix-it. He was a grown man, a rock star, richer than Croesus, emotionally stable, and more than capable of handling a surprise visit from his ex-husband. Paul married John when he was eighteen and divorced him at twenty-nine. Two years later, John pays Paul a visit.

'til touchdown brings me round again to find by wardo_weditit

explicit. 12k. It was one thing when he was doing this for Elton—yeah, because of a bet, but mostly because Elton is his friend and he wants to support him. It was just a one-off thing that seemed like it could be fun, or cool, or maybe even memorable. But now, if Paul’s going to be there, it takes on a hell of a lot more meaning because that’s the way it goes, that’s what things with Paul always do. Or, Paul comes to see John's surprise appearance at Elton's show, and grand gestures abound.

here you come again by harmonising

mature. 16k. (take this one w a grain of salt i can't remember if it's a full fix it? but well. john's alive, so) 1982. John comes back to England. He and Paul spend a weekend together.

Grow Old With Me by inherownwrite 💖

explicit. 8k. Paul breaks his arm, and John panics.

and when broken bodies are washed ashore (who am i to ask for more) by wardo_wedidit 💖

mature. 39k. “Jesus, took you long enough,” John says, adjusting the duffle over his shoulder. “Thought I might be out here til morning at this rate.” For a second he wonders if he’s drunker than he thought, but no. As far as he can tell, it is still 1980, and he hasn’t seen or so much as spoken to John in ten years. Or, John comes to stay with Paul in Scotland to ride out the press storm of his divorce to Yoko, and Paul learns to stop running away.

i was a younger man then (now) (post hoc) by fingersfallingupwards 💖

mature. 27k. (i'm not kidding i think this one is my favorite ever mclennon fics. it's only 27k but it feels like an entire novel. this lives in my head rent free forever. this is my heartstopper or whatever the kids are saying) John’s twelve when a bloke appears from a flaming pie and says, “From this day forward you are Beatles with an ‘a.’” The bloke is Paul. Or: paul and john meet at all ages and eras and john is the time-traveler’s wife the way only john lennon can be

Stop all the clocks by javelinbk

mature. 30k. For the following kink meme prompt: ‘1967. After Brian dies, Paul decides not to go ahead with MMT, and takes John up to Scotland for a month instead.’ Also based on the following comment on said prompt: ‘pls someone let them fuck tenderly in 1967’

I Need My Love to Be Here by notgrungybitchin

explicit. 8k. After John gets his first panic attack in Hamburg, he starts to realize that Paul might be the only person who can bring him back to himself.