#LET’S GO !!!

[breelynnxoxoxoxo]

Join Me For A Bike Ride 🚲🚲🚲

[intheupside]

@penguins: THE CAPTAIN IS COMMITTED.

The Penguins have re-signed Sidney Crosby to a two-year contract extension, running through the 2026.27 season and carrying an average annual value of $8.7 million.

“There are no words to properly describe what Sidney Crosby means to the game of hockey, the city of Pittsburgh and the Penguins organization,” said Dubas. “Sidney is the greatest player of his generation and one of the greatest players in the history of the game. His actions today show why he is one of hockey’s greatest winners and leaders. Sid is making a tremendous personal sacrifice in an effort to help the Penguins win, both now and in the future, as he has done for his entire career.”

The three-time Stanley Cup Champion (2009, ’16 & ’17) will be entering his franchise-record 20th season in a Penguins uniform and 18th with the ‘C’ on his sweater, trailing only Detroit’s Steve Yzerman (19) as the longest-tenured captain in NHL history. Crosby is the Penguins’ franchise record holder in games played (1st, 1,272), even-strength goals (416, 1st), even-strength points (1,025, 1st) and game-winning goals (90, 1st), and trails only Hall-of-Famer Mario Lemieux in every major category in Penguins history including goals (2nd, 592), assists (1,004, 2nd), and points (1,596, 2nd).

of course he’s signing for $8.7m

[sp00kywashere]

These two are still occupying my mind 💥

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

AROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL ARE TRENDING/ON THE RISE LETSGO

[cenestpasaudrey]

Shutout smile ☺️

(Captain Huggy Bear looks so proud 💙💚)

[pomfoxt]

The familiar weight on his back awakens his dreaded headache amid more confusing emotions. He didn’t move, truly anchored in place, waiting for the trembling man to explain himself.

Day 1 of Ryuubowl week - Anchored

[donut-doodles-doodles]

Ratchets secret technique: defibrillator boxing!

[whump-queen]

good idea: whumper tying their whumpee up and forcing them to cuddle

whumper’s arms wrapped tight and possessive around whumpee’s injured form—too strong to be fought off, or perhaps whumpee is just too weak by this point.

a softly murmured "behave” into the crook of whumpee’s neck while spooning

whumper digging their nails into fresh cuts, getting a whine and hiss in response—but they stop struggling, and whumper leans in close to their ear with a growling murmer— “mmn. good boy.”

whumpee feeling slow kisses pressed into the side of their neck that make their skin crawl

maybe whumpee gets their hands bound in front of them this time, so they can fit in closer against whumper. and its more comfortable too. “shh, let yourself enjoy this.”

whumper cuddling with their hand around whumpee’s throat, not squeezing or anything, just… resting there.

knowing that if they tried to pull away, that hand would tighten instantly and squeeze until whumpee was dizzy and writhing back against them

and size difference… their throat, so small and soft and delicate under whumper’s rough fingertips

the way whumper’s hands would fit around their waist— the way they could press in under their ribs until whumpee is choking and their chest is spasming

whumpee shivering when they feel low whispers in their ear. just… so sticky and possessive

whumpee waking up with sore aching muscles from being kept in the same uncomfortable position all night. they sleepily try and flex their muscles and move around—then they’re hit fully awake with a jolt of cold panic when they realize where they are—and that they still can’t move at all.

waking up with whumper’s arms still tightly wrapped around them and trying desperately to squirm away, before they feel whumper’s hold tighten around them and hear a sleepy possessive growl in their ear, “mnn… no. you stay.”

just… any of the ‘tied up and kept like that’ tropes melt my fucjfen brain

(shoutout @unorganisedalienrubbish for helping inspire today’s episode of terrible sticky intimate whumper shit)

[acstation206]

Oh don’t mind me, just reposting these drawings of Scott and Knives on here for a very, VERY special occasion. :)

originally posted: 12/24/22

[alexalblondo]

Team Torque is bACK!!!!!!!

[diamondzart]

[classycookiexo]

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Saint Helena. Tiny island.

Far from a lot of stuff

“Stuff” here meaning “continents.”

It looks like this:

This is their one town!

This is like, other stuff.

Anyway.

You are given an all expense paid, one way ticket to Saint Helena. You never have to work again, all your food, shelter and clothing will be paid for, and you can wander wherever you want within a couple-mile radius and anywhere you want throughout the island so long as you bring a Guy who has orders to be polite to you

Reblog for bigger sample size! :)

[the-songs-we-knew]

How we feeling guys

[brainr0tcntrl]

After 20 hours of work, all my secret life designs are finished!

Lotta tags below