#LEMME TELL YA.

[helreginn]

@thegreatstrongbow asked:

Send me a “OH MY!” for your muse to accidently walk in on my muse naked.

With enough care and patience, Hel's hair was long and thick enough she could fashion a dress from the honey gold wefts of it.

She sure wished it could cover the parts of her body he was immediately privvy to. But she had pulled her hair back to better access the curves and and shapes of her body with the damp cloth. It was not the steaming and welcome bath of Doriath's wellspring, but it was the best she could do on a journey's long end.

Her hand and the cloth had just dipped between her and beneath her left breast as the door to her room swung open and she froze, eyes wide and horrified.

Nudity and being exposed didn't much matter to Hel. What need have the Ainur of self esteem issues? Or even propriety. To be precise, or technical, at least, Hel was not undressed.

She was simply bare.

And he? He was met with the slap of a cold and dirty wet rag to his cheek before he could so much as utter the word, "Gosh."

"Occupied!" She yelled loudly, placing the leg previously propped on the bed to the floor. "GET OUT!"

[fancycolours]

I'm all for you getting that tattoo! It would be sweet, I think. You'll always have him with you.

That's what I'm sayin'! ahaha! Thank you!

[katanayume]

still thinking about the fact that part of the chart for taberuna2000 sounds like a heartbeat

[bingothedingo666]

When your snusband is feeling under the weather so you go full spa-mode

I love the HC that Crowley turns snakey when he's ill or in pain. Luckily he has an angel to take care of him ☺️.

Click to full size for better image quality, Tumblr deep fried the thumbnails.

[tizeline]

Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

[bunnysnared]

"meat is meat. i can butcher it all the same."

[cw knives, blood, implied violence/murder, dark!au] happy spooky szn everyone!! here is a sketch of a butcher!ghost au that @bressynonym has cooked up that i am obsessed with... have a fun and safe halloween everyone!

[galaxystt]

man burns down local charity (he doesn't feel bad about it)

[gomzdrawfr]

He's the type that would go around using "missus" for everything

[mlm version here]

[lastoneout]

I do actually think one of the big issues with radical feminism is that if you can convince yourself that one single group of people is born with evil baked into their DNA you can eventually be made to believe that of more people who have far less privilege and protection. Which is like a huge radfem recruitment method ofc first they get you to believe men suck and then it's asexuals and aromantics and then bisexuals in m/f relationships and then bisexuals in general and then pansexuals and polyam people and then gnc men and intersex people(who are somehow all considered men) then "cringe" trans people and then all trans people.

This is also my beef with people who act like having a personality disorder like npd or aspd makes you inherently a bad person or take astrology so seriously they believe being born under the wrong stars makes you untrustworthy, like any ideology that seriously bases it's core beliefs on the idea that a human can be born in such a way that makes them inherently a bad person and there is simply nothing to be done to change this is one you should run the fuck away from. Even if the people they are attacking are men, honestly fuck it especially if the people they target are men, because it's clearly so fucking easy to sell women and queer people on that bullshit and legit once you believe one group is malicious and oppressive by birth it's SO easy to get you to believe it about other groups too.

Honestly I genuinely think a lot of people who buy into this straight up don't believe humans have free will and it's super fucking weird. Anyone can decide to be evil and anyone can decide to be good. It's a decision, and sometimes the scales are weighted against you for any number of reasons, but the way you were born is NEVER one of them.

[daily-odile]

sorry i was gone for a while i just got back from the mountains

[aceofhearts25]

Y/N: *Banging a pen on the table for no good reason*

Optimus, unaware of the double entendre: Stop that. How would you feel if I banged you on the table, Little One?

Y/N, eyes wide: I- Er- I- *D I E S*

[lavend3r-stardust]

That thing they do when they run their dick along your cunt and leave you anticipating when you're gonna be all fucked out just from the tip rubbing against your clit, pressing itself against your holes but not pushing inside you . . . Not just yet . . . They wanna draw it outta you, drag out every last orgasm from your throbbing little pussy and feel you clench around nothing as you whimper and beg them to fuck you, rocking your hips so something more than the head of their dick can fill you up

[sketchquill]

*Holds out closed hand towards you, opens hand to reveal more Corpse Puppet art* For you my children :))

[0l-unreliable]

originally a style study, did not stay that way.

Close-ups under the cut

[doodle-empress66]

“I need to get back to my daughter”

Moxxie smiles as soon as Blitzø says this, the rest of Blitzø’s words fading away. The reason he trusts Blitzø so quickly is him showing care for his own kid.

After his upbringing, i can imagine how greatly he values that.

[krysmcscience]

Saw this post and couldn't resist because,

1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,

2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D

Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.

Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???