why i'm always "too negative all the time":
me: what if this thing doesn't happen/goes bad?
everyone around me: stop being negative or it will be bad! speak the good into existence! be positive about it! being negative will make it a negative outcome!
me: ok :) it will happen and go well!!!
the thing: either doesn't happen or goes very wrong
me: wtf. you all lied to me
everyone:
me: ok so THIS this will not happen/go very wrong and i'm not changing my mind
everyone: no, the positivity-
the thing: happens and goes very well!
me: see! your positivity does nothing for me
everyone: you need to be positive anyway 🤪
if I don't reverse psychology the universe I get nothing good. literally every time I am positive, it goes bad. but if i'm expecting the worst, it goes very well! every time!!!!!!! I don't know why the universe made me opposite. it's not my fault. when a thing goes wrong I can always trace it back to me having hope or thinking it will go ok for once, every time. if I purposely make it a point to say it will be bad or something won't happen, it is fine. but people don't get this. it's not me. it's the universe. complain to it, stop telling me to be more positive!!!! it doesn't work 😭😭 tell the universe to be nice to me!!!!
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Alex/Kingskin: as we're leaving, is Doug still by the door, or has he --
Brennan: Doug is still by the door as you walk out.
Alex/Kingskin: i whisper to him, pull a car near the station downtown. We'll see you in a bit.
Brennan/Doug: you got it. [As Bennan]: you see as he looks at you, he also looks at you Usha and goes
[as Doug]: hey, can i have a hug goodbye?
Rehka/Usha/G13: i don't hug
Ally: oh my fucking god!
Brennan/Doug: okay [as Brennan]: he waoks away
Alex/Kingskin: hey, wait, hey
Izzy: [unintelligible] with something?
Alex/Kingskin: i do a side hug for Doug
Brennan: yea, he gives you a little thing. He goes [as Doug]: that hurt so bad.
Alex/Kingskin: hey don't take it personal. Don't take it personal.
Brennan/Doug: that hurt so bad
Alex/Kingskin: he's going through something
Jacob: it's probably like a handoff situation
Rehka: oh he's going to hug me to slip me something helpful?
Ally: that's the vibe I got
Jacob: or take something that we don't want missing
Rehka: got it. Should i do that?
Jacob: its too late
Ify: too late
Ally: i think you have to make out with him now. Now he's insulted.
Brennan: yeah
Rehka: i didn't read the cues. The incel vibe is taking over.
Jacob: i think that's fair
Ally: i think you're allowed to do whatever you want and there's no wrong answer
Jacob: you made the right choice and i'm sorry to make you doubt that.
Ally: yeah, same
Jacob: i apologize
Rehka: can i try to call him back and give him these items?
Brennan: You're just right there, it took three seconds, the whole interaction, so you're still right there.
Rehka: give him what?
Jacob: your call. I shouldn't have put that on you.
Rehka: no!
Jacob: i apologize
Ally: i screamed "oh my fucking god" afterwards, and i'm not proud of that, because i really respect you as a player.
Ify: i don't like the decision.
Jacob: silent!
Rehka: okay! Okay!
Ally: and the adventuring party starts now!
Rehka: okay, okay.
Ally: no, you're an incel. Someone's like "can i have a hug" and you're like -
Rehka: but you know what?
Jacob: don't hug me
Rehka: what about --
Alex: no
Rehka: a firm handshake?
Brennan/Doug: who are you, my dad?
Rehka: makes this amazing confused/derisive face
Brennan/Doug: face crumples into the saddest fucking expression ever
Jacob: fuck, Doug, no!
Rehka: G13 has one moment where he thinks about it --
Jacob: no, Doug!
Alex: Doug!
Brennan/Doug: we just weren't a hug house.
Izzy: fuck, Doug.
Ally: if this ends up just being a hug, Brennan.
Brennan: face twitches, almost loses it, continues to look super fucking sad
Ally: Brennan! If this ends up just being a hug for Doug,
Brennan: makes a reallllly coquettish expression and does his cute hands pose to peace signs
Ally: and i've done this to Rehka, my friend
Brennan: cute uwu shrug
Rehka: because Usha is not full incel yet --
Brennan: yea
Ally: you're gonna make it just a hug! I can feel it!
Rehka: she gets these cues from her friends that are like, these items might go missing
Brennan: shrugs mischievously at Ally
Rehka/Usha/G13: i'm too thin, i don't have enough ass cheek to hide this in my ass or anything
Alex/Kingskin: i now don't think we can trust Doug. Doug's being weird.
Rehka/Usha/G13: you're giving me brain melt. He gives you a very firm, firm handshake, and slips these items to you.
Alex: oy vey
Izzy: fuck me
Brennan: holds up the box of doom. Call evens or odds.
Rehka: evens [rolls a 12]
Brennan/Doug: hell yea, boss. With my family, it was never just a hug.
Alex: what does that mean?
Rehka/Usha/G13: that means that his family always had hugs that involved slipping information. G13 does look at Doug, this flash it realizing what it does look like for someone to not have outside works connections. Its not quite dawning on him yet because Usha is kind of becoming G13. But there's a flash of it.
Brennan: as you hand this away, Doug, who you see is basically not being handled by the FBI, he is just sort of being shunted off to the local police who you think Doug can probably handle. He takes this, slides it in. You no longer have your MacGuffin.
A light on the table goes from green to red. 🚨
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