#LEAVE THE DEAD ALONE!!!!!!!!!
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Whether or not someone is queer is not your fucking decision nor business. You are not permitted to label a living breathing fucking person queer or not queer just cuz u think they "do queer things". Shut the fuck up you sound fucking stupid. That is none of your goddamn business. It will never be your fucking business. Back the fuck up. Jesus christ dude
#People can and will label theirselves however the fuck they want#because it is THEIR FUCKING RIGHT#IT IS THEIR BODY AND EXPERIENCE#YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE THEY ARE QUEER TRANS WHATEVER FUCKIN LABEL CUZ U THINK THEY FIT IT#skull talk#queerness#is decided by the person living it#lgbtqia+#lgbt+#queer#moo#vent tagging cuz im bein rude#but seriously#why am i seeing a post on my dash of a dickhead saying this bullshit?#no u dont get to decide someones queerness#and STOP TRYING TO SAY WHRTHER OR NOT KURT COBAIN WAS TRANS#THATS NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!!#LEAVE THE DEAD ALONE!!!!!!!!!
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Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.
The man in my dreams:
(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)
#I haven't stopped thinking about him#that dream will not leave me alone#I NEED to know what he was going to do to me#he wanted me so bad I could feel his burning gaze on me#my ocs#obsessive yandere#yandere#tw yandere#dark imagines#dark art#dark content#stalker bf#stalking fantasy#dead dove do not eat#this is extremely unhealthy but I need him#tw dubcon#tw noncon
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I literally feel dead in a living body
#tw depressing thoughts#hitting styro#thigh cvts#mentally unstable#cvtaddict#sh things#depresssion#depressing shit#sorry for being depressing#tw depressing stuff#depressiv#tw depressive#s3lf mutilation#s3lf harn#alone with my thoughts#you are not alone#i feel empty#lonelly#dead inside#made of styro#sh#s3lfharmm#feeling alone#leave me alone#mental health#mental illness#actually mentally ill#mentally fucked#tw styro#mentally drained
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*Reverses your Christmas*
A gift from @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are to all of you :) we really wanted the boys to get along for once, and what better occasion than Christmas? anything to make the Edwins happy!
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#reverse verse#palasaki#only a little tho#christmas#the rv boys usually go to church on christmas tho charles only does so to be supportive/a menace#the kfc joke is a japanese thing#both edwins love the lights and the whole process of decorating#charles and edwin have been waiting decades to make the chorb joke#luckily it landed!#the crystal are used to spending the season either on boring dinners with their parents or alone#they get a lot of presents tho#charles likes to check on his parents on christmas though he doesn't remember them being this calm when he was alive#i was going to make a joke about crystal being visited by three ghosts (niko edwin and charles) because a christmas carol is my favorite#christmas story but if i got distracted that would get a plot#so i decided to leave it#don't worry the charles will probably go back to hating each other after this#merry crisis everyone
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Thinking about a full ghost Danny AU where he just straight-up dies in the portal. I think there should be more of those. <3
Character death, obviously.
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The drive back to Fentonworks was a blur in Maddie's memory, keeping Tucker on the line while he sobbed and stammered, trying and failing to keep himself together and explain what happened.
"-doesn't h-have a heartbeat and he's f-freaking out-"
"It just turned on, we don't know w-what happened, he, he said it didn't work-"
"-trying to keep Danny c-calm-"
"Please come home."
Jack's driving was even worse than usual, veering through the streets in an undisguised panic. Maddie hadn't been able to discern much from Tucker's ramble; the portal had finally turned on, but the kids had been messing around with it and Danny had gotten hurt. How hurt? Tucker didn't seem to be sure, but all three of them were in a state.
Jack pulled into their driveway and flung himself out, half the GAV still sprawled across the sidewalk. Maddie was right behind him, hanging up on Tucker with a quick assurance that they'd be right there.
"DANNY!" Jack yelled.
"In here!" Sam called back, from the open lab door. Of course.
Maddie slipped past Jack and got there first, almost falling down the stairs in her haste. What she saw there made her heart stop.
Danny wasn't there. There were three teens crumpled on the ground in front of the activated portal (a part of her sang, it worked, it worked) but Danny wasn't one of them. There was Tucker, staring blankly at the floor, and Sam, with her arm around a strange, glowing white-haired boy that was in tears - a ghost. A ghost? A ghost!
"GHOST!" Jack yelled in delight. The teen sobbed harder.
"Where's Danny?" Maddie demanded. Sam looked up sharply, her eyes wide like Maddie had never seen, her face dead pale under her makeup.
"I'm sorry!" Sam blurted out, looking nearly in tears herself. "I just, I, I thought it would be cool, it was just a picture, I, I didn't think-"
Maddie's heart skipped a beat. "Sam. Where is Danny?"
Sam looked at the crying boy next to her, huddled under her arm as if for comfort. The boy looked up, radioactive eyes swimming with tears and the water on his skin sparkling prismatically, and met Maddie's eyes.
"Mom," he croaked, his voice tripled and echoing with itself like a movie memory. "What happened to me?"
Maddie's knees gave out, and she crumpled to the floor, unable to take her eyes from the ghost in front of her. In a moment, she understood.
That was Danny. His colors had partially inverted, his hair turning white, the colors of his haz-mat suit - God, that was his haz-mat suit, the one they'd made for him and that he never used - reversing to white-on-black. He'd huddled into Sam, shaking and gasping, but now was pulling away, looking at Maddie like- like he thought she could fix this.
"I think something's wrong," Danny said, his voice trembling somewhere underneath all the alien reverberation. "Should we go to the hospital or, or something?"
"I don't think the hospital can fix this, man," Tucker said weakly, lifting his head just to stare at Danny.
The portal powered down with a whine. Maddie jerked her head up with a gasp, and found Jack at the control box, backing up silently. Jack stared into the portal. Maddie followed his gaze.
She couldn't stop the scream that tore itself from her throat. Jack yelled too, running inside, tripping over the bundled cables, and collapsing unceremoniously short of the body inside. Careless of that, Jack crawled forward the last few feet, scooped up the body, and then started to sob, cradling Danny's burnt and blistered corpse against him.
"...Do we call 911?" Danny asked, voice cracking. Maddie's head snapped back to him from the corpse, watching him stare in bleak, lost confusion at his father and the body he was hugging.
Danny didn't even believe in ghosts. Neither of their kids hid it, treating their profession with a lighthearted exasperation at home and plain embarrassment outside. Somehow, the fact made all of this worse.
"What's happening?" Danny asked helplessly. Shock, the stable part of Maddie's brain told her. He sees what's going on but his mind won't comprehend it. (He wasn't expecting to die today.)
"Y-yes," Maddie said at last, and then forced her voice to stabilize. "I'll... I'll call 911."
But first, she held out her arms, and Danny all but scrambled across the room to throw himself into her arms, still shaking. He was cold as ice, freezing through her haz-mat suit, and that was before he slipped forward with a yelp and tumbled through her. He scrambled back with a cry and tried again, and this time fell solidly against her, hiccupping. She wrapped an arm around him, shushing him softly, and groped for her phone with the other hand. She couldn't take her eyes off Jack, now carrying Danny out of the portal and staring from his corpse to his ghost, looking shattered.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"My son is dead," Maddie heard herself say. Danny hiccupped and clutched at her tighter. There was a brief pause.
"I'm very sorry, ma'am. Where are you? Have you checked his pulse?"
"We're at the Fentonworks building, 18701 northwest..." She rattled off the address mindlessly, and reached down to fumble for Danny's wrist. He let her have it without complaint, too terrified to put up any resistance. She shuddered as she felt nothing, not even the tendons or bone that should be there. Then she looked up at the corpse in Jack's arms and swallowed. "Jack, h-his... his pulse."
Jack nodded mutely and fumbled for Danny's wrist, gingerly running his fingers down the burnt skin until he found the right spot.
"What do you mean, his pulse, his ghost is literally in your lap!" Sam half-shrieked, her mascara running and her fists clenched against her cheeks, her breath coming in short gasps.
"No pulse," Jack croaked hollowly, staring at Danny's ghost.
"Maybe they could..." No, it was a foolish thought, and she wouldn't put false hopes into Danny's head just to put off her own grief. She cradled him closer again, feeling him shudder. She spoke to the operator. "N-no pulse, ma'am."
"Ambulance and police are on their way," the operator said, calm and reassuring. "Can you stay on the line with me?"
"Yes." Maddie felt numb, her own hands trembling as she held Danny close.
"Thank you. Can you tell me your name? Is there anyone else with you?"
"Maddie Fenton," she said. "My husband is with me, and my son's two friends, and... and my son's ghost."
There was another brief pause.
"Alright, Maddie." Maybe it was her imagination, but she thought the operator sounded gentler there. They thought she was crazy, of course. Maddie shut her eyes. "Can you tell me what happened?"
"I, I don't know. My son Danny was home with his friends, and they called and..." Deep breath. She started over. "There was an accident in our lab. Danny was electrocuted by one of our in-progress projects."
"Is the device still on?"
"No, ma'am. We had to turn it off to remove the, the body."
Maddie continued answering questions on autopilot, most of her attention on her son, her husband, and the body. Danny had stopped crying, but remained glued to her side, shivering and sniffling. Jack continued to cradle Danny's body, but his eyes were now fixed on Danny, grief spread across his face. Sam and Tucker had both quieted, watching them with fearful, guilt-stricken looks.
It seemed to take forever for the police and ambulance to arrive. Sam got up to show them inside without being asked, staggering up to steps on obviously shaky legs. Maddie was too grateful to insist on her or Jack doing it; with Danny's ghost cradled against her and his corpse in Jack's arms, well...
The paramedics arrived first, sharp-eyed and professional, but the first almost immediately faltered as he laid eyes on the scene. But Jack held up Danny's body beseechingly, his eyes wet and miserable, and they jolted into action.
"Thank you, ma'am," Maddie said to the woman on the line. "They're here now. May I hang up?"
"Yes. The paramedics will take it from here. Take care, Maddie."
Maddie hung up, and looked at the two paramedics as they filed down. They looked at each other, one inclined his head toward Danny, and they split up, one heading for Jack and the body, the other toward Maddie and the ghost. Both of them knelt beside their chosen patient, and Maddie fixed her attention on the one with her.
"Are you Danny?" the paramedic asked, unexpectedly gentle. Danny peeked up and nodded uncertainly, and the paramedic glanced at the body before seeming to make a decision. "Okay, Danny. My coworker June is going to check your body for signs of life to see if you can still be revived. Are you okay with that?" Danny hiccupped and nodded, though a new wave of tears welled up and trickled down his cheeks. "Can you tell me what happened?"
Danny hiccupped again, reaching up to wipe his eyes. "M-my friends wanted to see the p-portal," he managed, voice wavering. Maddie squeezed him, her own eyes welling up while the paramedic listened patiently. "A-and it didn't work so I t-thought it would be f-fine. I went inside a-and I d-didn't check if it was plugged in or anything, a-and then I tripped and fell and I think I hit a button and it turned on!" His voice rose until he was almost wailing. Maddie's throat tightened, and she hugged him closer. Her poor baby.
"You were electrocuted?" the paramedic checked softly.
"I guess," Danny sniffled. "I dunno. It just hurt. And then I felt really cold, and then I..." He looked down at himself and sniffled again, tears slipping nonstop down his cheeks. "Am I dead?"
The paramedic looked at his coworker, who met his eyes and shook her head. Maddie had to swallow a hiccup of her own, trying to be brave for her terrified son. The paramedic did a much better job at it, looking back at Danny and speaking gently.
"I'm sorry," he said quietly. "There's nothing we can do. June is going to call a coroner and explain the situation-" He caught the other paramedic's eye, and she gave him a nod. "-and we'll have your body taken somewhere it can be prepared for burial or cremation, whichever you prefer." Danny started crying again, and the paramedic exhaled and looked up to meet Maddie's eyes. "Obviously, there's no protocols for this situation. But, as his mother, I think it would still be appropriate for you to make a decision if he doesn't feel able to."
#911 transcripts freak me the Fuck out so i didn't read any for this#sorry if anything seems off#the 911 operator works in a dispatch that serves a large rural area and is not from amity park#so she doesn't know who the fentons are#the paramedics on the other hand ARE from amity park and know them by reputation#hence rolling with the ghost thing better#no identity shenanigans here only Your Awful Lab Safety Killed Your Son And Now He's Crying In Your Lap Because He's Fucking Dead#character death tw#my writing#danny fenton#danny phantom#maddie fenton#jack fenton#tucker foley#sam manson#not pictured: danny begging them not to do an autopsy just leave his body alone please please#he ends up choosing burial because he wants to know where his body is
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Edwin:☝🏻🤓
Queer Demons, twinkified Crows, petty trans-dimensional entities, freaky ass uncommon beings, and immortal lesbian witches:
#the queer paranormal community either wants him dead or to see him naked#I think they should just leave him alone#dead boy detectives#deadboydetectivesedit#edwin payne#charles rowland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#crystal palace#kassius nelson#lukas gage#the cat king#the sandman universe#night nurse#ruth connell#joshua colley#Monty#Jenn Lyon#esther#yuyu kitamura#Niko#briana cuoco#Jenny the butcher#Charles x Edwin
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imagine ur doing 90 in a 55, ur water just broke, u arent even trying to get to the hospital about it youre trying to get away from your ex man (who is also your girl) who is also the fucking traffic cop trying to arrest you for speeding and also some unrelated stuff (the only reason he hasnt called a full on car chase is because he thinks you're pregnant with his kid) (its not his kid, you specifically picked his boss as your sperm donor to make said boss’s life hell) and you have a pretty good idea about what the last couple hours of commander wake's life was like
#commander wake#john gaius#the locked tomb#deep breath#Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity#yeah this was on discord first…….. leave me alone#if i got something wrong also leave me alone#g1deon#pyrrha dve#gideon the first#1k#2k#FINALLY#3k
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Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:
Simon: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Cat king: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Monty: let’s fuck <333
Edwin: ehhh
*meanwhile*
Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D
Edwin: let’s fuck
#CHAT THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW HE’S A MINOR OK#actually it wasn’t a hard no with the cat king#it was more of an ‘I find u hot but I’m a minor so pls leave me alone’ kinda thing#save dbda#dbda#dbd netflix#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#incorrect quotes#edwin dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles x edwin#edwin payne#edwin x charles#payneland#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#monty the crow#cat king
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#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#save payneland#dbda#payneland#leave our little gay boys alone#don’t cancel our little gay boys#stopcancelingqueermedia#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#dbda memes#dbda fanart#save dbda#dbda fanfic#dbd art#edwin payne#charles rowland
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reading the cadence of part time poets is funny because i understand none of the slang. like, 'yes, go off little english boy!'
#remus lupin#cadence of part time poets#coptp#marauders#wolfstar#sirius black#jily#marauders era#marauders au#like i know quite a bit#but leave me and my shitty aussie vocab alone#fanfiction#ao3#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#james potter#lilly evans#peter pettigrew#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards
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it’s kinda crazy how newer gf fans don’t realize that gif wasn’t cancelled, it was as long as it was meant to be. i do not think gf would be as fondly remembered as it is if it had gone on for more than two seasons
#i don’t want a season 3 stop asking for a season 3!!!!!!#i think a spin off might be cute but !!!!!! we don’t need to come back another summer!!!!!!!!!!! leave it alone!!!!!!#tthe tie-ins like tbob and the comic and journal 3 are perfect i think#to continue the story without reviving the dead corpse of a decade old show
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oh... OH.
#lfc#liverpool fc#andy robertson#darwin nunez#*gif#chaos² tag#tumblr user suckmyarschkarte found dead in a ditch#i feel like i shouldn't be watching this....#i am normal i am so normal about this leave me alone
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“is today your birthday? happy birthday!”
happy birthday, todd anderson my beloved. you’re everyone’s comfort character.
#dead poets society#todd anderson#neil perry#happy birthday todd anderson#ahhh he means so much to me leave me alone
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The most unrealistic thing in Dead Boy Detectives wasn’t the demons or the magic or the cats, it was the fact that a creature who has only ever lived as a fucking crow, upon being turned human, had social skills far better than mine, at-least-average flirting skills and didn’t have a single identity crisis. All while being a teenager.
#like what the fuck Monty. teach me but also pls fck off and leave my fav boys alone.#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#monty the crow
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I always get so excited when you post your art! It’s so cute!
All I’ve been thinking about lately is the boys getting hired to actively haunt someone and Charles insisting they do the old bedsheet ghosts for authentic haunting.
Why is there lore in my silly comic?
ko-fi
Bonus, the boys went to Mexico during Día de Muertos:
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#charles 'my smile is pretty convincing´ rowland#prettiest charles i've drawn fr#my girlfriend is mexican and she approved#she asked to include flores de terciopelo with the usual cempasúchil#all this to say different traditions affect ghost differently depending on where they are#if they went to Japan they would accidentally join the hyakki yagyō#yes i know it's more for yokai but the idea is amusing to me#let me know what other traditions would affect them. this is important to me because i'm a nerd#sorry i kinda changed the request but this idea wouldn't leave me alone
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I love my druid parents
#people complaining about there being two druid companions#nah fam i love having both#you can pry them from my cold dead hands#also fuck you to anyone who calls halsin boring#leave my man alone#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 meme#bg3 jaheira#jaheira#bg3 halsin#halsin#halsin silverbough
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