Can we keep talking about Laurens's smelly foreskin, people need to be aware of this treachery
brooke get out of my ask box what the fuck馃槶
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I think more terrorist mercenaries should show tits and cock tbh.
go play nikke and leave me alone then god fucking damn bro i am TRYING to RESPECT my COWORKERS
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN ANY SORT OF HR COMMITTEE WITH THESE PEOPLE?
CATAPULT LEAVE ME ALONE
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i cannot stress enough if you like hp do not follow me i will block you oh my goddddddddd
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HI HATER! HI HATER!! I didn鈥檛 know you had one of these blog things too!! We can talk on here!! isnt that cool?? So far away yet able to connect to each other through such a neat little device?!
AAAAAAHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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antlered flutter flies (toxonevra superba) | this_mama_fetz on ig
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Sometimes dunmeshi fanart looks like this
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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