#Kurt Wanger

[a-roguish-gambit]

hi! i hope you’re doing well! your post about the mini kurt’s happily sitting on our shoulders and chattering to us is so cute! i love those little guys. i was as wondering if i could hold/carry/hug all the mini nightcrawlers? :)

Wait….you want to hold/carry….all of them? Are you sure about that?

Ok then suit yourself. RELEASE THE MINIS

Have fun anon!

[pandagirl45]

Ultron, 12: kurt what is your bio mom like?

Kurt, 12:...I don't know

Ultron: maybe she is also a demon

Kurt: probably *smiles faintly* but I like my dads more though

Ultron: *thinks for a moment* *smiles* I like my papa and dad too

Pietro: *smiles as he is babysitting them again* who wants ice cream!

Both: I do! I do!!

[mutantenheim]

"Like it or not, we aren't ordinary people. We don't live ordinary lives. To pretend otherwise puts innocents at risk. Great power doesn't just mandate responsibility. It arouses equally great passion, and not always for good." --The Nightcrawler / Kurt Wagner

Promo art made by @marvelmyriad. THANK YOU! mutuals may reblog,

[alvivaarts]

*smacks love on you*

ok but as a fellow artist let me just say being able to draw people 🤌 mwah

i have so much respect for artists who can draw the whole person without spending a month tearing their hair out

and the way you do human and animal blended,,,, monsters my passion <3

✨ OMG AH! Thank you!!! ✨  💗 💗 💗 💗 It's been about ten years of drawing monstery folks (starting with X-Men, wink wink nudge nudge to my fellow Kurt Wanger enjoyers), and one of the best things I ever did? I took an anatomy class. Not an art anatomy class, an actual, medical anatomy class. Intimately understanding the muscles, bones and functions of the human body are the best way to accurately and believably fuck it up! (also. I am. I do. I have so many unfinished wips i could explode)

[misfortunate-love]

I NEED MORE KURT WANGER AND OR GAMBIT FANFICS NOW! IM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS! I swear these men don't get enough appreciation.

[cnwolf-brainrot]

so I’m reading Uncanny Spider-Man because Kurt Wanger as Spider-Man? Yep, I’m absolutely sold, the humor style and plot are exactly what I like and it’s just all around amazing so far I can’t wait for the next issue ✨

[sasster]

they don’t even know that damien and roe and kurt and greg and dan helped me survive the toughest few months of my life they don’t even know what wanger danger meant to me 

[hermesserpent-stuff]

Kurt wanger

[summerville-man]

I think that Kurt Wanger specifically might be why I find German Accents in particular hot... plus we both have catholic guilt...

[frightknights-n-monstergirls]

Yandere!Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler would include...

Kurt would be the scariest yandere. Mainly because no one would suspect him. He’s an angel, he’s so pure of heart that no one would think that he would obsess over you.

This elf will use that against you too! He’ll cling, turn up in your room, and follow you as long as he doesn’t get caught in a bad light.

This means that he wouldn’t teleport near you during those times from the sulfur smell he leaves behind.

But this doesn’t mean that he won’t use his bamfs to keep an eye on you when he cannot.

Kurt already doesn’t know personal space, so giving you tickles, hugs, or generally in your bubble is what everyone thinks is normal.

Kurt is a clingy yandere, he’s gonna find some reason to stick to your side and not go anywhere unless you’re with him. This can lead to mission conflicts because he wants to win the day with you sharing the glory

He’ll find out all your likes and dislikes in a matter of days, he’ll pay close attention to you, use his bamfs for Intel, and conversations about you.

Speaking of, if Kurt over hears a discussion about you in any negative way, he will butt in and sing praises. Some (a lot) of the X-Men will say he’s got a crush on you. If only they knew…

Kurt would do anything to make you smile and/or laugh even if it means hurting himself. He will try to please you at every turn, he will become a door mat for your happiness.

Gifts are a plenty with this boy! Flowers, stuffed animals (especially that one of himself that floats around the mansion), chocolates, you name it! He will deliver it to you or his bamfs will.  

His bamfs will be protective over you in the worst way. If you have been flirting with someone else, they will either become gremlins in their home, to their car, etc. Or they will teleport them to an unknown location. The least thing you have seen a bamf do is piss in that person’s drink.

If you ever got hurt on a mission, Kurt will blame himself. If he knew that you were with someone else, he would chew them out then go to blaming himself. It always comes back to beating himself up over your injuries.

Kurt would definitely think about kidnapping you out of the guise of “protecting” you. At least, that’s what he’ll tell himself while he’s doing it.

Kurt wouldn’t dream of hurting you if you got annoyed at him for being so… “Where’s my hug?” harassment towards you. He will feel hurt that you don’t return the feeling, but he will continue to try to win you over.

Would be the type to trick you into marrying him. He is a good Catholic boy, he would prefer to be married before having sex with you.

[pandagirl45]

Kurt, age 13: I have never seen my parents thrown hands that fast

Ultron, same age:...I have. My dads are vipers

Modor: I place bets to see my mom to throw hands in her jotunn form

Skarr: HA, my parents made sure everyone knows their hands are rated e for everyone

[kurtty-drabbles]

Pirate au Redone (Final Part)

@dannybagpipesarecalling @djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @everykurt @muninandhugin

Jean Grey gather all the survivors of the X-men- Rogue gets the credit for her quick thinking as well Cap Pryde because a majority of the X-men is no longer among them, the worst circumstance ever faced by them is not knowing if the other party is dead or just lost- and her brave face is not enough, and right now, she needs to be more than brave. She needs to be what she used to be. Pheonix. Jean almost laugh at such silly thought, after all, she rejected Pheonix to be Jean again...

"How the situation?" Scott asked breaking the silence and Jean thank him inwardly as the man is once again her rock, at the same time, Jean doesn´t want to be on the sideline of this situation. "Krakoa is a real thing or an illusion by Pheonix?" Jean directs this question to Cap Pryde -ignoring Emma Frost smirking and her skimpy outfits barring on classy and whorish, of course, this is Emma´s trademark look- and Kitty watches the room who is now largely thanks to the smaller number of people present.

"Krakoa, the one we knew, was destroyed years ago. Pheonix seemed to have made a new one and enslaved this creature to obey her commands" her tone is earnest and spares no sugar coating. "Pheonix puts all our traumas there...the idea is to torture us and...she succeeds" in the corner of her eyes she can see Kurt curling away and avoiding small talks- Kurt is the one to notice Logan is not present and is the one to have an inkling about his fate- and Kitty can feel pity, but, pity won´t save anyone.

"And Pheonix even make as you´re the one behind tracking young mutants and taking them from their families...Governments´re hating you even if I managed to save all of them..." and Jean can nod at this-it makes sense, Madeline Pryor insinuate something like that and replies is better for her to not watch TV anymore. Jean agrees- and she sighs.

"Pheonix is upset because I reject her." Jean clarify to everyone. Goblin Queen is all in name now- no longer wearing something so salacious, but, is still able to identify herself as Goblin Queen- and the situation is dire enough to prompt Jean and Maddy to work in a sort civil way. "Madelyne, can you ...send Pheonix away?"

Maddy scoffs at her and retribute a sneer of her own-far too similar to Emma, but, not quite- and responds. "Of course...not. The Pheonix is an Outer God...not even Magik could do such thing" and Yana has to agree-powerful as she is, one can´t ignore what Pheonix is, and if she even dares to try...it could only worsen the situation-and Cap Pryde takes the lead once again.

"I know someone who may be able to send Pheonix away, but, since Hope Summers is dead" Scott inhale and exhale but remain wordless. "she may need help from a different source...but, she expels Pheonix once...and can do it again"

Someone pipes in- Kitty is not sure who, the room is bigger and there´s few X-men now- saying the word Pretender. And Kitty can clench her fists and remember M day. "Well, if anyone has a better idea, I´m all ears"

Rogue is saying more stuff about the Pretender, but, is Yana who defends her case. "I can do. I have defeated her once. Together we can get rid of Pheonix...and now...what we shall do with Rachel?"

Jean is saved by reply to this question since is Scott who speaks now. "She´s my daughter, an alternative daughter still counts, and I´ll go after her...talk with her, maybe...we won´t need to ask for Scarlet Witch´s help...maybe, I can ...do something" Scott states and some murmours of doubt are rushing in.

"I can go with you too." Cap Pryde suggested and Scott shakes his head. "No, she loved you" he doesn´t even look at Kurt for many reasons "and was in the closet for longer to properly understand this...I´m her father, Kitty, I own this to her"

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The Avengers formed their own cult- according to Tony is not a cult per se, but, anyone can see they´re coping Krakoa´s style-and are watching as Pheonix is no longer being subtle. The image of the living island burning and the shape of Pheonix are glaring at the ocean, no, at all the other mortals.

"Tony...We lost 3 of our powerful members because of your arrogance, you want to continue?"

"Look, the X-men can´t think they have any monopoly of Pheonix...sent the missile. That thing can kill any space worm...I used before and I know.." his words die off as a woman with flaming hair appears -her eyes are pure darkness while only her hair is the source of any light- looks at the man with literal fury in her dark eyes.

"Space Worm? How dare you..."

The Cult of the Avengers is no more.

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Meggan Puceanu Braddock is not the image of resilience -if you do happen to see her for the first time and see her bubble smile and flawless hair- could let this one slice and be home- in fact, she could watch TV and pretend this has nothing to do with her and carry on with her routine at the best she can, yet, it wouldn´t be Meggan if she didn´t do anything- and Brian remains on her side.

"You want to do this?" he asks in a low tone and Meggan has no words. She only nods and in a matter of minutes, she´s facing the X-men once again. "I´m Gloriana. I´m the Headmistress of Excalibur Academy...and I want to talk about the X-men"

Cap Pryde, Rogue, Jean, and Cap Britain(Betsy) are present and Meggan prefers to give attention to them. "What will happen to the mutants of the US now? The X-mansion is nothing but ashes now" her tone is firm and she refuses to look at any other direction.

"We can rebuild the school" Jean promised and has wide eyes as Meggan shakes her head. "Pheonix makes sure that would remain a dead land, so, I ask again, what you will do with the students?"

Cap Britain gives some suggestions, but, those won´t work in the US territory. Cap Pryde offers a temporary solution. "The Hellfire Academy is still untouched and since Shaw is...as Emma put, more dead than the '80s, we have a backup plan....for now, but, is just as accidental as most of our plans" Kitty confessed and is at the verge of asking how Meggan is doing, when, someone else beats her into.

Kurt asks how Meggan is dealing and this makes the woman react in a way not typical from her time in Excalibur. Her fist is more than ready to slam into Kurt´s face- judging by the size of the fist and her anger, Meggan is wanting to do more than one punch- and Kitty pushed herself to be in the middle.

Meggan´s eyes widen as she sees Kitty´s black eye and a broken nose and shielding Kurt Wagner- who is incredulous by this action- and Meggan looks remorseful at the other woman. "Kitty, I´m so sorry...I just ..."

"I know...you´re angry"

"I just came to say...the Excalibur Academy still opens its door for any mutant who needs help"

"After all ..."

"I´m a heroine...not a great one right now, but, still one and I want to help as many people I can...and yes, I know I´m sounding hypocrite. Sorry, Kurt, I just...you´re a terrible memory to me, please, don´t ever talk with me" and she didn´t even look at the azzure man who is hiding behind Kitty. "And please, you´re no longer my daughter´s godfather. You´re not part of Excalibur ever again"

And she leaves feeling a bit ashamed and frustrated. She wanted to punch Kurt, but, if she had done that...she would have murdered him...and Meggan can understand he´s not completely at fault for what happened to her, but, can ignore it.

Cap Pryde promises the black eye and nose are nothing new and Kurt is left alone with his thoughts.

Such a dangerous thing.

________________________________________________________________________________________ Kurt is on the beach- not Krakoa, Emma Frost´s private island is just an island and nothing more-re-thinking many of his choices. Is he blameless? No, but, he´s not entirely guilty either. This middle term is not something he can work.

"Are you ok?" Kitty inquires sitting next to him and Kurt is once again incredulous- is her always this strong or is she oblivious to her own question?- and Kurt mutters how he´s fine but Kitty isn´t convinced. "I think I know you a bit better than that, Elf, so, talk with me"

"Why you protect me? You should have let she hit me...I deserve it"

"Yeah? Why? Were you and Cable in agreement to rape Meggan?" and Kurt denies this violently and looks offended by this suggestion, Kitty, however, is not changing her tone. "So, is not your fault" and is said as is something simples.

"But...why me? Why you protect me?"

"Do you no want me?" Kitty asked back and her gaze bore into his golden eyes. "We used to be friends, elf, and friends grow apart, but, I think you´re once my best friend...I´m impulsive and brash and you´re slutty and deny the problems in your life...but, once I thought fondly of you and thought you did the same"

"I always think fondly of you, Katzchen...I sent emails...but..."

"Doug hack them, not by choice, he was working with the theory you were one of Pheonix´s clones...you write pretty things about me, but, I don´t think you ever mention this to my face"

Kurt wants to deny and pretend everything is alright- he wants to be angry at Kitty to be a pirate without him or congratulate her for being one- yet, looking at her doe eyes. Kurt can´t lie. "I have a problem, several of them can be tracked to my foster mother and my biological mother, and I can´t deny anymore"

"Kurt?"

"Do you still want to be my friend?"

"We both drift away...and we both can found our way back" she grins and Kurt never felt relaxed as now. "You think Scott can do it?"

"I think Scott is the only man Rachel ever care for"

"Sorry"

"Don´t be...I should know and not jump in a relationship...I don´t think I know what a healthy relationship or love truly is"

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Scott Summers always thought he could fix things in his life- maybe it is a wish-fulfillment from his young age- but looking at Rachel engulfing in the flames of Pheonix and relishing every minute proves otherwise. "Rachel...please, stop this"

"Hello to you too, dad, enjoying paradise?" Rachel asked using her gimpy outfit and looking radiant as she never did before. "Oh, don´t look like that, I wanted to punish Jean Grey...not you"

His jaw clench and he tries again. "Yeah, consider yourself avenger Rachel, now, please, stop this madness..." he would say something else but Rachel stops him. "The X-men are family? Not really...and only if is convenient, but, relax father I got what I want...oh no need to bring your witches here" and Rachel knocks Scarlet Witch and Magik with a psychic blast - they have hidden thanks to magic, but, Pheonix is above such tricks- "I´m leaving"

"Please...don´t. You´re my family..."

"I may be your family...but I gain nothing but pain and misery here" her expression soft a little. "I´m still your daughter ...but Earth is not my home. I´m going to Shiar...tell Jean Grey she´s no longer welcome"

And she flies away finally realizing the family she so much wanted to recreate in this universe is nothing but a futile dream and if she wants to be happy, and Rachel wants nothing more than happiness, realizes she needs to move on.

[le-flou-rouge]

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[kurt-nightcrawler]

So Much More Than Kiss You

So Much More Than Kiss You

A/N: Wrote this short thing. I hope ya’ll enjoy, because I’m currently procrastinating heavily on Demon Angel. So sorry

Warnings: Suggested intimacy, penis measuring mentioned, and underage drinking

Usually the girls have a sleepover almost once a week, but this time- this time, the boys would have a sleepover.

“Is everyone here?” Peter asked.

“Yeah. Kurt, Warren, me, and you. There’s four of us.”

“Oh yeah! Anyways I got snacks and drinks, I don’t really know how to do this, but my sister had sleepovers all the time, can’t be too different, right?”

“Right.”

The boys ended up singing along to cheesy pop songs, eating junk food, and doing crazy stuff.

“I doubt you’re that big Warren.”

“Let’s find out Summers.”

“Oh no! No dick measuring in this good Christian household!” Peter exclaims.

“Peter, you’re Jewish!”

“So? I really don’t wanna see your penis bird boy. Or anyone’s penis for that matter. No thank you.” Kurt was in shock the whole time, as he had never had a sleepover like this before.

“Okay, okay. Okay. Let’s play truth or dare.” The boys settled down and got into a game of truth or dare.

It started simple, Kurt asked Peter to choose between his walkman or twinkies.

Kurt was dared to teleport to the roof and dance.

Warren tried on Scott’s glasses.

-

Then Peter asked Scott when he lost his virginity.

Warren dared Kurt and Peter to kiss.

Peter dared Scott to give Warren a hard on.

Kurt had two shots of vodka Warren snuck in, and he was asked what he thought about Jubilee.

It wasn’t 100% pure either.

“I dare you to kiss your crush.”

“What?” Warren almost choked out.

“You heard me Bird boy. Go kiss (Y/N).” Peter smirked.

“I- I don’t like (Y/N)!”

“Oh honey, don’t lie to this face. I know you like her. I have evidence too. And unless you want everyone here to know about it, you are going to find her, and try to kiss her.”

Warren was red, as he knew exactly what Peter was talking about. He just thought nobody knew.

He gulped, “Okay. But if she doesn’t want to-“

“I know. I know. You can’t force her, hence why I said try. Now go!”

Warren got up and left Peter and Scott’s shared room.

-

Where would she be? He wondered. Then he heard a loud noise come from Jubilee’s room.

He knocked on Jubilee’s door.

“Shh! Shh! Guys someone’s at the door! Be quiet!”

Jubilee opened the door, “Warren! Warren! Hi!Do you need something?” 

“You having a girls night?” He asked.

Jubilee nodded.

“(Y/N) with you?”

She nodded again.

“Can I borrow her for a second?”

“Yeah.”

She called back into her room, “(Y/N), Warren needs you.”

(Y/N) gets up to the door, “I realized that Jubes.”  

“Anywho I gotta get back, have fun you guys!” The door slams shut.

“What did you need me for?” 

“I was dared to um…”

 “Kiss me?” 

His eyes widened, “How did you know?!”

She smiled and rolled her eyes, “Jean said something about how you’d knock at the door, ask for me, and then kiss me. Who put you up to this anyways? Peter?” 

“Y-yeah, Peter did. I totally understand if you don’t want to kiss me-“

“Oh no buddy, I did not say that.”

He smirked, “So you do wanna kiss me?” Warren was back to his old self again, nerves gone.

She grabbed him by the scruff of his t-shirt and pressed her lips on his, full of passion and what tasted like cupcakes and vodka. She broke apart from him, leaving him craving more.

“Oh Angel, I wanna do so much more than kiss you.”

[statticscribbles]

Americana Spooky

Summary: Kurt Wagner/Reader; Reader gets to show Kurt what a traditional American Halloween is

Halloween Challenge Rules Here!

Kurt Wagner looks confused, and adorable; you’d be lying if the way he fidgets with his tail wasn’t one of the reason you’d developed a crush on him so quickly.

“Are you okay?”

“Vhat is that for?” Kurt gestures to the plastic skeleton that’s in the armchair reserved for Mr. Magneto when he comes; Hank has pinned a nametag on it and Logan made a helmet for it as well.

“Oh; it’s for halloween!” His tail lashes back and forth betraying his excitement.

“You celebrate it? The circus never had time; or they thought it a pagan ritual..” He seems nervous again, hands stills his tail; you grin at him.

“No it’s not that; it’s mostly just for like little kids to eat a bunch of sugar and run around in costumes! It’s just for fun!!!”

“Costumes?”

“Mhm; there’s so much we have to do!!!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Kurt has never had an American Halloween!!! We have to show him everything!!!”

“Y/N do you just want an excuse to parade your boyfriend about?”

“Well I can do that anytime; but yes. Professor already said we could take a field trip to the pumpkin patch and each of us gets to pick a pumpkin!”

“We each get a pumpkin; are there size limits?” Scott looks a little shocked; at least his eyebrows seem higher up than normal.

“Just what you can carry. So I think colossus is gonna get the biggest one.”

“Jean.. pleaseeeeee; I know you can move it…. I have to have a bigger one than Peter!!” Scott’s already grinning at her and she laughs shaking her head.

“No way; I’m getting the biggest one! Logan said he’d give twenty bucks to whoever brought the biggest one home!”

“Pumpkins? Like the food?”

“Mhm; some of them we just carve! It’s a tradition if you-”

“UGH THAT SMELLS LIKE-” Jean slaps a hand over Scotts mouth and you laugh when Kurt tilts his head leaning over the open top of the pumpkin he sniffs deeply and wrinkles his nose, making an over exaggerated gagging sound.

He grins at you and winks; tail lashing out to shove some of the guts into Scott’s face. Jean shrieks when Scott retaliates by attempting to throw the guts back at Kurt; instead it gets caught in her hair.

“Oh fucking come on!” Peter chuckles as he dodges another sling of the guts; laughing when Jean levitates some to smack you in the face. Kurt teleports you into a tree; offering you a handful of the pumpkin innards to throw at someone. Of course your throw has to hit Logan's head.

“Shit.” You laugh as Kurt teleports you into the kitchen.

“Now what?”

“Pumpkin pie! And roasting seeds!”

“Maybe we should slow down; there’s the whole month of October to get through; Halloween is at the end right?”

“Well yeah but he needs to experience all of it!!! We haven’t even gotten to the list of scary movies yet!!!” You pout but can’t fight the smile when Kurt wraps his tail around your waist.

“And I’m dating the worlds best expert on American Halloween; I have no doubt I’ll be able to watch all of them and trick and treat with the rest of the group on the 30th.”

“31st.”

“So close.” He laughs a little and you join in after you kiss him on the cheek.

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[spooderham]

Kurt Wagner + Kinks

Subbing/Praise Kink

You had Kurt's wrists locked together in one hand while your other one slowly stroked his cock. His eyes were closed and whimpers kept escaping his thoroughly kissed lips as you sucked in his collar bone. “That's a good boy Kurt,” you purred, fist tightening around him, he arched his back, moaning, “A very good boy.”

Edging

He was drenched in sweat and his legs were trembling. You kept teasing him, always getting him close but never actually getting him there, over the edge. You were on your knees, his throbbing hard penis in your mouth. The dark blue tip touched the back of your throat when you felt his balls tightening for the third time that night. You took him out of your mouth, an almost malicious smirk playing at the ends of your lips. “Please,” he begged holding onto the wall behind him, he could barely hold himself up anymore, “Please let me cum.”