#pitor rasputin

[samasmith23]

Kitty Pryde is an absolute badass! I especially love her ending one-liner, "That all you got... bub?"

Wolverine's probably thinking to himself right now, "You've learned well my young padwan!"

From Astonishing X-Men (2004) #12 by Joss Whedon (unfortunately...) & John Cassaday.

[samasmith23]

Well on the plus side Nightcrawler, ya’ll got dinosaur steaks for dinner! Lol!

Savagelands Wolverine is so funny I love him here.

Uncanny X-Men #114

John Byrne and Chris Claremont

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'It's Genetic' by Kyle Baker

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Headcanons for when Colossus and Nightcrawler both have a crush on the reader???

Colossus x Crush!Reader x Nightcrawler

(I didn't write this with any yandere behavior because it wasn't specified. If you want it written as yandere, then please send in another request when they open up again!)💚

Piotr and Kurt are both quite similar personalitywise but some thing do vary. Piotr is shy and prefers to not be the center of attention or have any attention directed toward him in any way. While Kurt is happy-go-lucky and makes friends with everyone. Both Piotr and Kurt are very sweet and caring individuals. They're both optimistic and forgiving people.

Kurt would be more open about his advances towards you than his more modest counterpart. Piotr would be much more quiet and discreet about his advances.

Piotr would probably even put his affection and interest into you aside for Kurt to be with you, that's just the kind of person Piotr is. He would hold some sort of guilt if he'd "taken" you from Kurt, even though neither of them were with you prior so you're technically free game.

Kurt would probably catch on to the both of them both vying for your attention first. And he would be very playful about it. Making fun little comments and jabs directed to Piotr.

I don't think either of them would be hostile or terrible toward each other (unlike if they were yandere). I think they'd keep it pretty respectable. I also don't see them fighting much, if at all.

Kurt's probably the one who would mention a poly relationship but that's up to you. Piotr would blush at the mere thought of it and Kurt would tease him about endlessly.

Overall they're very respectful towards each other and the other's respective crush on you. They wouldn't really get in each other's way or anything like sabotaging the other. It's more of a "best man wins" sort of thing. But I wouldn't doubt that Piotr would drop out of this figurative "fight" for your attention and or love. In the end it's down to you for who you want to be with.

[popculturebuffet]

TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL PEOPLE! 

After my previous Danny Phantom one was a success I decided to branch this out into other stuff. As such my next pic is the start of a new yearly tradition: 

For Valentine’s Day, the time of love and romance i’m going to review a superhero wedding each year! And YOU guys get to pick it! In addition as is now tradition for most polls, my wonderful Patrons get to each pick one of the voting options. So if you sign up today you too can add something to the mix or get to decide on the next poll. Patrons also get a FREE REVIEW ON SIGNUP of one issue of a comic or episode of a tv show (or tv special around that length), and 5 dollar backers get a review a month, and still get the sign on bonus. 

JOIN IT RIGHT HERE

But enough needed and shameless self promotion because I barely make anything, let’s get into the important part: what your choices are and what wonderful wedding clusterfucks you can vote on so i’ll review one of these lucky nuptials. Our Bridal and Gromal contestiants are...

The Vision and the Scarlet Witch and Swordsman and Mantis (Giant Sized Avengers #4, selected by Emma) : Everyone’s faviorite synthoid and witchy and kinda sorta mutant have a wedding fit for two loveable misfits: nearly getting killed by Dread Dormammu, getting married alongside a space goddess and the tree husband homncluus version of her dead boyfriend by a space-time wizard guy who fucks with Wanda’s head later because shut up. If that sounds confusing how do you think I feel having to make sense of it all if it gets picked hmmm?

Doc Ock and Aunt May (Amazing Spider-Man 130 and 131, selected by kev): It’s a tale as old as time: Boy Meets girl, boy keeps girl at his crime mansion , then plans to marry girl to get her atomic island but has to fight her Spider-Powered and a hammer headed dick tracey villian if he wants to get her to the church on time... the church he built in his crime mansion. 

Gambit and Rogue (X-Men Gold #30 and Mr and Mrs X #1): What happens when your big russian friend gets stood up by your slightly younger friend whose age is a constant question mark because comic books are a nightmare timeline wise? Simple you steal the wedding for yourself! After decades of ups and downs from Gambit being left for dead after being revealed to have oopsy daisy helped with a masss murder, to Rogue’s mom posing as a teen to try to seduce him, to Rogue choosing Magneto over him and everything in between, one of the x-men’s big power couples finally reunites and ties the knot. 

Mr Fantastic and the Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four Annual #4, selected by Tyler): The first major wedding of the marvel universe begins both one of it’s happiest and longest lasting relationships.. and the tradition of these weddings getting really weird and chaotic REALLY quick as Dr. Doom causes every costumed jackass in the marvel unvierse at the time to swarm on the happy couple as every superhero in the marvel universe at the time teams up to stop them. 

Titania and The Absorbing Man (Avengers Unplugged #4): Even criminals can have a nice, calm respectful wedding as long time She Hulk and regular Hulk sparring partners Titania and Absorbing Man finally say I do.. or at least try too as some misunderstandings lead to the avengers crashing this happy day. Will our couple end up together forever or apart behind bars? 

So you have your options, you have full info all you have to do is click the link up there and GET OUT AND VOTE. Winner will be announced in one week. LET’S DO THIS. 

[thischristianguy]

From X-Men #230 Storm is the Boss.

[themarvelproject]

Colossus and Magik by Rick Leonardi (2014)

[scarboroughdebutante]

inktober 9/10 - throw

mutantober 9/10 - shock

[le-flou-rouge]

MARVELOUS X-MEN #2 Preview

[why-i-love-comics]

Age of X-Man: The Marvelous X-Men #3 (2019)

written by Zac Thompson & Lonnie Nadler art by Marco Failla & Matt Milla

[samasmith23]

I really do love artists who are capable of doing very cinematic-like artwork that focuses heavily on character emotions and facial expressions, often slowly between panels. Two examples which perfectly encapsulates this style of visual storytelling IMO are John Cassaday from Astonishing X-Men & Minkyu Jung from Magnificent Ms. Marvel:

[clints-cup-of-coffee]

Colossus and Onslaught must reluctantly work together to save the galaxy. It will be described as flexible.

[comicgoth666]

Original Dazzler design my beloved

[hopefullythingspanout]

WHY CAN’T THIS BE THE X-MEN CONTENT THAT MARVEL PUTS OUT.

“See America and Stay”

Written & Lettered by Andriy Lukin

Drawn & colored by Abylay Kussainov

Our short fan-comic from��COLOSSUS ZINE, which you can get here for FREE: gumroad.com/l/colossuszine

Colossus Zine is a collection of comics and illustrations, dedicated to Russian X-Man Piotr Nikolaievitch Pasputin and made by 15 artists and writers from Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, and Latvia. Check it out, it’s crazy good!

[popculturebuffet]

Superhero Wedding Poll: The Winners

Hello all you happy people. I’m Jake, I review stuff and for the last week i’ve done a poll to decide which superhero wedding you fine folks wanted to see. And with just hours to go and no one coming in i’m calling it. And the winner is....

A Tie! Despite pleas to, despite promoting it the final battle between Doc Ock’s nuptials to Aunt May and Gambit and Rogue stopping a terrible creative decision with a tremendous one ended in a tie.

While I could break the tie a variety of ways, i’ve respectfully chosen not to.  None of the ways I could, doing another poll, flipping a coin, choosing myself felt right: the former would likely deadlock again as most of you ONLY voted for our two winners, a coin feels anticlimactic as hell, and the last one feels wrong: I already voted, and I want the winner, or in this case winners, to be emblematic of what the people as a whole wanted. If I just wanted to pick one of these.. I would’ve. I left it in your capable hands because I WANTED you to pick. Not only that it meant whichever one I didn’t would just likely win next year.. and rather than have the vote be that predictable nor waste all the OTHER possible super weddings, i’d rather just pick both, and let a new batch have a go next year.  Granted in the future i’m open to settling polls with a tie.. just not ones that arre so obviously a two choice race. 

So yeah i’ll be doing both. So in two weeks your all cordially invited to the wedding of Otto Octavius and May Parker.. that is if her web slinging nephew and Otto’s rival in his mob war Hammerhead, a sentence that will never not baffle me, don’t crash the festivities. 

Then in three for the sweetest day of the year itself, your all once again cordially invited this time for the wedding of Pitor Rasputin and Kate Pri... wait she what? She really did? For THAT flimsy a reason? Oh god. Well what do we do now we have every mutant who was alive at the time here and a non refundable ice cream cake.. oh.. oh Gambit’s taking the wedding for himself. okay then.  Yes i’ts a tale as old as time as one couple’s disastrous near wedding becomes another’s greatest second chance as everyone’s faviorite cajun thief and southren bell power house tie the knot! 

So yes two reviews! And rest assured i’ll be doing this again next year, so feel free to shoot me suggestions and what you’d like to see then and i’ll see ya real soon!

[themarvelproject]

Archangel and Colossus by Jim Lee with inks by Scott Williams from X-Men #1 (1991) remastered by Marvel for a variant cover to X-Men: Gold #1 (2017)