#Kung Fu Panda quote

[flower1622]

Percy loses Annabeth and joins Kronos (Pov):

Percy: What are you doing here? I took away everything from you! Everything! I scarred you for life!

Clarisse: See, that's the thing, Percy. Scars heal.

Percy: No they don't. *Wounds* heal.

Clarisse: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?

Percy: I don't *care* what scars do!

Clarisse: You should, Percy. You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Percy: You're right. Then I choose *this*!

[Percy attacks Clarisse and they fight until both get tired and then Percy runs away leaving a sad Clarisse alone]

Clarisse: Percy...what whappened to you?

[1v31182m5]

[artist-the-incorrigible]

From this post :)

[tesla-runner]

The Chameleon : we call that a "traumatic experience" The Chameleon, turning to Po: not a "bruh moment" The Chameleon, turning to Kai: not a "sadge" The Chameleon, turning to Shen: not a "oof lmao" The Chameleon, turning to Tai Lung: and DEFINITELY NOT a "L + Ratio"

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: looking at minecraft po rn

TT: Oh?

TT: Something you're not telling us, dear brother?

TG: NO

TG: NO

TG: MINECRAFT PO

[regaliasonata]

For: @skyland2703

Inej and Kaz: Guess what? *Holding hands *

Alina: What?

Inej and Kaz: We’re having a kid.

Alina: Yes!

Jesper: The first human that won’t be able to smile is about to be born and Y’ALL ARE CELEBRATING?!

[tai-lung]

KUNG FU PANDA (2008)

"You forget, I was there at the beginning, when you were just a young cub. Are you the favorite now?"

[tf2incorrectquotes]

BLU!Spy: I'm looking for my son.

BLU!Team: *gasps in unison before turning to stare at Scout*

BLU!Scout: *wide eyed* You lost your son?

BLU!Spy: Yes, many years ago.

BLU!Scout: *sadly* I lost my dad.

BLU!Spy: *sympathetically* I'm very sorry.

BLU!Scout: Thanks.

BLU!Spy: ...

BLU!Scout: ...

BLU!Spy: *stands* Well, good luck to you.

BLU!Scout: *waves him off* You too. I hope you find your son!

BLU!Spy: And I hope you find your father.

BLU!Team: *looking between the two in disbelief*

The Administrator: *is watching through the camera while laughing*

Ms. Pauling: *also watching, facepalms*

[sammychew]

Incorrect Kfp quotes

Po : Don't go in that room!

Tigress : Why?

Po : There's a spider!

Tigress : didn't you kill it?

Po : I only have two arms, it has eight, that's not fair!

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*tigress coming back to the valley of peace after leaving the panda village*

Tigress : *holding Lei Lei* I adopted a child, and I brought some snacks

Shifu : you WHAT-

Oogway : mnnn, snacks

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Viper at a coffee shop with tai lung : can I get a large vanilla bean cold foam latte with uhhh....seven shots of expreso please?

Tai lung next to her : Jesus Christ just do crack

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Po : i didn't drink THAT much last night

Viper : you were flirting with tigress the whole night

Po : so what? She's my girlfriend

Crane : you asked if she was single...

Mantis : then cried when she said she wasn't

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[At the teacup ride at Disney]

Tigress, crane, mantis ,and monkey : *calmly spinning and chatting*

Tai lung, Po, and viper : *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can while screaming*

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Po : I am the strong, powerful, all mighty dragon warrior! Nothing fazes me anymore!

Tigress : then let go of my arm

Po : no it's dark

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Shifu talking about Po : that panda...he's a hurricane

Tigress, wistfully : he sure is

Tai lung : hurricanes are bad, tigress

[pensaremightierthanswords]

Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #7

Crosshair: Impressive, Omega. What's your plan?

Omega: Step one - Free Crosshair.

Crosshair: What's step two?

Omega: Honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far

[weirdkev27]

Charlie: I just found out that my girlfriend is an exterminator.

Carmilla: ...your girlfriend?

Charlie: [nods]

Carmilla: The one with the x over her eye and the angelic spear?

Charlie: [nods again]

Carmilla: [no change of tone or expression whatsoever] ...That must have been quite a shock.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Wes Janson: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Wedge Antilles: You’re a hazard to society. Hobbie Klivian: And a coward. Do twenty.

[scooterpengie]

Does 505 know he was grown in a lab? Probably but this Kung Fu Panda 2 reference was too good to pass up, they're even both bears! 😭

[the-horizon-lounge3041]

Incorrect quotes

*Gaia gang in warrior positions*

Erend: My hammer hungers for justice

Erend: *stomach grumbles*

Erend: That was my….hammer….

[artist-the-incorrigible]

Shen in my fic after failing to kill the pandas, Boss Wolf, and himself

[waterfire1848]

[ Dragon AU. ]

8 year old Azula to Kya: Miss. Kya? Where did we come from?

Kya: Actually, you two came from this.

Zuko: This?

[ Pulls out a basket. ]

Kya: It was just another day in the village. I went to the pier where we usually got our supplies from Earth Kingdom merchants. Only there were no fish. Just two very hungry baby dragon shifters.

Kya: There was no note and dragons mothers rarely stray from their young. Hakoda and I waited for someone to come looking for you two, but nobody did.

Kya: We brought you back to the village. Fed you, gave you a bath, and fed you again and again. And then the village made a decision that would change our community forever: to take you both in as the newest members of the Southern Water Tribe.