#Kromer the Dreamer of Human Wholeness

[haupia-lcb]

[rugwurm]

what do you want to be when you grow up

[venomgaia]

prosper you stupid prawnbeast

[hurtfulbf]

it's bloody and raw, but i swear it is sweet

[myceliumycete]

Oh

It’s this time of the year

A very

So merry night we hold dear

[ariamaki]

[therealsanchopanza]

annon who likes kromer here:

her Dreamer of Human Wholeness form is the cutest imo

Please tell me you’re not talkjng about that disgusting flesh monster she turns into using the golden bough. Surely you intended to spare me the torment of having to remember that thing again,right?

[projectmoon-smash-or-pass]

propaganda:

❓ "smash kromer, pass on the dreamer of human wholeness. i love horrible girls and i'm normally down for monsterfucking but i simply could not deal with the vagina of arms and teeth. (i voted smash anyway because i love her)"

✅ "I WILL stick my dick in crazy"

✅ "I love a woman who can kill me on site"

✅ "I’d regret it in the morning, like drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one weekend. Still would though, but only in the context of a one night thing, and I make sure I don’t accept any coins from her (and I’d be looking over my shoulder for a while)"

❌ "I saw Kromer in my dream once. It was the closest thing I've had to a nightmare in a long time"

❌ "Passing on kromer for being ableist."

❌ "i gotta pass on kromer. her ableism cult nonsense is a huge turn off"

✅ "one time I had a dream that she made Sinclair drink a horrible concoction of various condiments at a fast food restaurant. Smash btw"

❌️ "Kromer and Demian are the biggest beef i have with sinclair. man has absolutely tragic taste in partners. not that i have absolutely no idea why he or anyone else would be into them, but holy shit dude, it's like critically failing a vibe check is a prerequisite. which is fair, but no, you cannot catch my ass smashing either"

❌️ "passing on kromer because im not into younger women. I know she watches videos at full volume with no headphones on the subway. she juuls outta both mouths."

✅️ "i want kromer to Deep Thrust me"

❌️ "Kromer has the single most godawful haircut in the entire city"

✅️ "smash kromer and hope she fucks up my hair like hers afterward. i want her big nail in me"

❓"you WILL get pegged if you try."

❌️ "Honestly would throw dongrang and kromer in a room and make them fight to the death in order to get smash chosen (the winner gets thrown into a pit of eels)"

✅️ "god i would do anything for kromer my evil sweaty girlfailure. i would smash her marry her then divorce her and take the house and her bong"

[cluescorner]

More Limbus Company RTFD Incorrect Quotes

Don: Let’s see, the best way to sin would be…antagonizing K-Corp!——

Dante: Ok, I’ll go in first and you guys back me up, ok? Don: Nope, I’m going in first!

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Kromer during her boss fight: Do you see what I’ve become? Do you see what I’ve created? I’ve turned the sky into a fuchsia Window’s background. I killed those bodies back there! I am ‘The Dreamer of Human Wholeness’. 

Demian: It seems like your true sin is coveting my AWESOME SWAG *kills her*

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Me, whenever I see something from one of the source materials I’ve read: Hey reference. 

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Dante: My drip is….*drifts off completely*

Outis: Immaculate, Executive Manager. 

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Ricardo, during his boss fight: So they have time powers too! I can’t to get those after I kill them. 

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Vergilius: Bing bong. Hey what’s up you’re doing a bad job. 

Dante: I know I’m doing a bad job. 

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Ricardo: Ding-a-ling, cocksucker. Ok you can’t do that to the Middle and get away with it. 

Heathcliff: Oh, I’m sorry! Are you mad?! Are you angry?!

Ricardo: OF COURSE I AM! CAN’T YOU TELL BY MY TONE OF VOICE?! Ok, FUCK YOU! You’re going to Defeat Screen. 

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Kromer: Hi Sinclair, it’s me the devil….I love you! I’m having so much fun with you!

Sinclair: …Thank you, I suppose? 

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The Middle: Hair coupons STOLEN! Hair coupons STOLEN! Stupid bitch alert!

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Gregor: Heathcliff, you’re an asshole, man. 

Heathcliff: You are what you eat, Gregor. 

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Ahab, post Ishmael killing the whale: Why did you do that?

Ishmael: Because I’m a bad bitch! And I am MY bad bitch! Not YOUR bad bitch!

[demianasks]

Fear not my beloathed, scarf wearing compatriot,

my fascination with Kromer is not out of some sexual perversion

I merely find her charming and dare I say, amusing

also her dreamer of human wholeness form is adorable with all the legs

-Kromer Liker Annon

Since you like her centipede legs so much, I’ve done you the favor of separating them from the upper half of her body. Well, they have long since returned to the gelatinous form from which that woman originally crawled out from, but I’m sure it would be no problem for one of her avid fans such as yourself to scoop her up and reconstitute her flesh somehow.

[localmeatpile]

doodled kromer but we got a little bit carried away with it to say the least, our personal interpretation of the dreamer of human wholeness! now with 50% more hands! -meats is meats!

[haupia-lcb]

[firestorm09890]

it did not occur to me until recently that we don't know if Kromer the Dreamer of Human Wholeness was a distortion or not, so

[venomgaia]

KROMERPEDE......I made her in a sudden daze you can get her as a sticker on redbubble!

[myceliumycete]

Fanart of Kromer the dreamer of human wholeness dying in a glue trap

And fanart of Demian destroying a glue trap. (Not related)

[therealsanchopanza]

Kromer liker annon here:

no I am serious. Dreamer of Human Wholeness Kromer has not 4 but 12 paws! isn't that adorable to think about?

I swear you’re gonna end up being the reason why I turn anonymous asks off if you keep this up. Please refrain from tormenting me any further.