#nagel und hammer

[kellllerrs]

tim and moby if they were in limbus company

i apologize for making this😨

[projectmoon-smash-or-pass]

propaganda:

❓ "smash kromer, pass on the dreamer of human wholeness. i love horrible girls and i'm normally down for monsterfucking but i simply could not deal with the vagina of arms and teeth. (i voted smash anyway because i love her)"

✅ "I WILL stick my dick in crazy"

✅ "I love a woman who can kill me on site"

✅ "I’d regret it in the morning, like drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one weekend. Still would though, but only in the context of a one night thing, and I make sure I don’t accept any coins from her (and I’d be looking over my shoulder for a while)"

❌ "I saw Kromer in my dream once. It was the closest thing I've had to a nightmare in a long time"

❌ "Passing on kromer for being ableist."

❌ "i gotta pass on kromer. her ableism cult nonsense is a huge turn off"

✅ "one time I had a dream that she made Sinclair drink a horrible concoction of various condiments at a fast food restaurant. Smash btw"

❌️ "Kromer and Demian are the biggest beef i have with sinclair. man has absolutely tragic taste in partners. not that i have absolutely no idea why he or anyone else would be into them, but holy shit dude, it's like critically failing a vibe check is a prerequisite. which is fair, but no, you cannot catch my ass smashing either"

❌️ "passing on kromer because im not into younger women. I know she watches videos at full volume with no headphones on the subway. she juuls outta both mouths."

✅️ "i want kromer to Deep Thrust me"

❌️ "Kromer has the single most godawful haircut in the entire city"

✅️ "smash kromer and hope she fucks up my hair like hers afterward. i want her big nail in me"

❓"you WILL get pegged if you try."

❌️ "Honestly would throw dongrang and kromer in a room and make them fight to the death in order to get smash chosen (the winner gets thrown into a pit of eels)"

✅️ "god i would do anything for kromer my evil sweaty girlfailure. i would smash her marry her then divorce her and take the house and her bong"

[tsuki-sennin-creations]

Da wan who grimps.

[myreputatioooon]

What if one of the reasons Nagel Und Hammer is Government Branch Big is because The City has an equivalent to fae just like with vampires and the fae-equivalents are susceptibles to metals so they want their prey to have metals attached to them and are supporting, joining or founded NUH for this purpose

[azoosepted]

jackbox game last night was WILD

[mortemdecay]

Der Kleinhammer

[emerald-observance]

God I'm torn.

On the one hand, I loathe everything Nagel und Hammer stands for and very much want to see every member of it killed (or at least the people in charge killed, and the underlings free of their mind control, doing the killing).

On the other hand, there is something so viscerally satisfying about Rodion's Ironclad Retribution animation.

[cosmonova]

Hello residents of the City it's that time of year again

(Transparent logos)

[1000dactyls]

(admiringly) hermann hesse the yaoi writer that you are… my take on limbus demian btw. they fucked up massively trying to translate book!sinclair and demian’s weird psychosexual vengeful loving relationship. but i can make them better.worse. Blasphemous

2nd pic is demian without the “florid red lips” he’s described in with the book because he needs to retain his pale boy swagger without looking too much like iori

[shimishtar]

devotion

[perpetual-pathos]

i am very normal about my mirror dungeon digging..

my (irl) sp is in shambles after getting my ass handed back to me from my hubris to the headless fish with hands

[projectmoon-smash-or-pass]

propaganda:

❌ "I'm usually always go all in for men who doesn't show their face or wearing full armor, but Guido... There's just something about him that I can't find smashable no matter what, even tho he checked most of my criteria..."

✅️ "Sure I'd suck him off"

[cephydots]

The convo about the exploitation that is gacha is all well in good (and justified)... but this poll is still about battle themes at the end of the day. Dont forget this is a silly poll about the string of sounds you find better.

fly octo fly/ebb and flow | between two worlds

[portalcartoon]

🚌 limbus-company-bus-official Follow

ATTENTION ALL SINNERS

Manager here. I was informed by our PR department that we need to maintain an active "social media presence".

Please listen when I give instructions during our missions. I understand that some of you have... strong personalities, but charging directly at a HE abnormality while screaming "I SHALL VANQUISH EVIL" is NOT an acceptable strategy. Yes, I'm looking at you, Don Quixote.

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Hello, I'm sorry, but I'm very new to bumblr, so forgive my awkwardness.

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you still owe me a coin sinclair

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING THERE

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Can someone explain why there roach is constantly following me, no matter where I go it will appear

🪓 crime-of-my-beauty Follow

Oh it's pablo! Cute guy isn't it?

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You gave it a name???

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We all did

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Didn't we agreed to name it Carlos?

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The name is still in the selection process

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I still haven't got an answer to the question

Why there is such an endless corridor on the bus

👻 faustian-bargain Follow

This is something you shouldn't worry about.

⏰ verdante-s-notes Follow

It's an infinite corridor, why I *shouldn't* worry about it

👻 faustian-bargain Follow

This place is currently our home.

⛈️ revenge-of-broken-heart Follow

this place looks more like a jail than a home

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my room is literally flooded

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There are piles of gold in my room~

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WHAT?!

🔮 its-vicissitudes Follow

Sad thing, there is no way to put it out the room

🪓 crime-of-my-beauty Follow

Let me try

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Its gone, bus why

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Our flowers will lose our bloom one day, all we can do is wait

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Vroom-Vroom

[detectiphoenix]

DAY 16 - GRUNGY

Ein Nagel und ihr Hammer

(her most loyal one, too!)

happy lesbian year

[mortemdecay]

May I offer you an N Corp Heathcliff in these trying times?