#Know if You Have Diabetes

[soadscrawl]

that post i just reblogged actually reminded me but if u ever see me drawing this box on lances hip and ur like wtf is that its his insulin pump hehe haha

[swagging-back-to]

it is not controversial to say that if you cannot finacially, emotionally provide for a child and/or your genetics would lead to them suffering then you should not have said child.

[moonspirit]

Papamin Propaganda #6:

[A regular conversation between Armin and his daughter on a breezy spring day]

Smol baby girl: Papa, how come you never change your hairstyle? Uncle Jean and Uncle Reiner all look so different from the old photographs, but why didn't you change it?

Armin: Well, your mother likes it better this way. It looked different, some years ago. It was parted in the middle, but I changed it back to this one.

Smol baby girl: Is that when the Great Divorce of 857 happened?

Armin (laughing): Who told you that?

Smol baby girl: Mom did.

Armin: Well... She can be a little dramatic sometimes.

Smol baby girl: Mom says you're the dramatic one, not her.

Armin (smiling): I guess I'm going to have to take that up with her then.

Smol baby girl: Are you going to fight again?

Armin: Maybe. But we always end up talking things out.

Smol baby girl: Papa, why does mom always press on this? (Leans forward and pokes his adam's apple)

Armin (laughing again): I think she just really likes to do it, that's all.

Smol baby girl: (violently poking and prodding at his throat)

Armin: What, do you like it too?

Smol baby girl: I think so. It's so... Pr..protru...

Armin: Protruding?

Smol baby girl: Yep!

Armin: (gives her a tight bear hug and she squeals in happiness)

Smol baby girl: Papa, how come you have so many scratches on your back?

Armin (now panicking): Alright, that's enough picnic for today!

[Later that night, in their bedroom after their daughter is asleep]

Armin (innocently): ... So she asked me today why there's so many scratches on my back.

Annie (almost inhaling her glass of water): What? When did she see that?

Armin (shrugging): Don't know. Maybe yesterday morning when she wanted me to teach her a word in her book. I was getting dressed, I think.

Annie: ...

Armin (now grinning): I didn't tell her it was all her mom's work.

Annie (blushing and scowling): Hey!

Armin (starting to laugh): You're so cute, Annie. And our daughter's just the same.

[guiltiest-gear]

A 40 year old trans milf is willing to be your sugar mommy, and even pay for you to get slime HTR, the downside is that her sex playlist is nothing but Imagine Dragons, do you accept

Look here, if I'm getting that slime HRT, completely free ride, I'll fucking have the sex playlist be nothing but Lemon Demon's "Two Trucks Having Sex" for 12 hours straight

I'll get freaky with her if it means she's paying, the freak level: ∞ is there for a reason

The freak train stops for nothing if it means getting that sweet fucking slime HRT, I need that fucking shapeshifting and the ability to experiment on "willing" "men", you have no fucking idea

[roguestorm]

I think how mutations affect your life/personality definitely depends on when they manifest. If we’re talking about visible mutations, then someone like Kurt, who’s been blue since birth, is going to have a different experience than someone like Glob, who turned pink as a teenager. And while Hank is a weird case for a couple of reasons (again, he chose to do that), he experienced puberty, an awareness of his mutation, and an awareness of anti-mutant hatred all while still being able to pass as human with little effort. Developing a visible mutation later in life requires having to question all these things you thought you knew and your established perception of yourself. But having a visible mutation since birth might mean missing out on many of the traditions and typical events of childhood, which might lead to a strange perception of yourself (although Kurt seems remarkably well-adjusted). And developing a visible mutation during puberty means that in this transitional time in your life, you suddenly go from “normal” to “not normal” in a way that you have to confront all at once. I don’t think any one experience is necessarily hardest, I just think that each one would have different consequences for how you think about yourself and your body and your status as a mutant.

[t1d-culture-is]

T1D culture is...

people asking acquaintances/partner(s)/family about diabetes, instead of asking the person who has it.

[thel1ghtningthief]

if youre not diabetic and make diabetes jokes i want you dead. btw

[the-acid-pear]

Honestly if you're of the belief Dave is some sort of reptile or adjacent creature the fact that he adopted a reptile and named him after Henry and then an amphibian and named it after Jack is... Makes me a little emotional.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

every few months I'll read something that makes me utterly terrified that I have diabetes and then have to spend hours telling myself that if I did I would have actual symptoms

[bearsizedant]

i love having multiple disabilities that work together to make sure i stay uncomfortable and exhausted at all times

[monster-noises]

AaHHHHGHHH got some mail today that i forgot i was waiting on from the local health sugar to help me with my blood sugar stuff

And they fucking just.. assigned me an appointment date with no input from me so of course it's in the middle of a fucking work day and i have no time off left to spend on yaking the day off, and it's late enough in the morning that i can't reaaaally scootch my schedule down..

And like maybe i could find a way to finagle a sick day in there but Apparently

I need Literally All Of Those those to cover my first week off after surgery

Because insurance through work comes in a week After you start your leave, because that's when they approve it (this whole coverage thing is making me so steaming boiling mad regardless, this is just shiny deep red cherry on top of the fucking cake i sweaR TO G O D)

So I don't really want to Do that and loose more pay somewhere else

So now I don't know what to fucking do because i Work when the Doctors Offices are Open (just like.. all of them. In general.) so i can't really reschedule, but cancelling may be a bad idea because i probably won't get to go back until after surgery, if i don't have to go back through the application process to see this doctor anyway.

I'm going to start throwing things and having a breakdown I try to actually start looking after my health and I end up in this situation it's disgusting i'm so pissed off.

[wellthatschaotic]

doctors when i'm fat and have high cholesterol and still haven't developed diabetes [pikachu surprise face]

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

Guess who has a vitamin d deficiency 🙂🙂🙂

[cherrysfeelings]

My honest reaction when I see that my dad is eating his 2nd tangerine of the day (He's diabetic and also suffers from diverticulitis)

[here-there-were-dragons]

as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

[theinfinitedivides]

the mf*cker f*cking came to Thailand for her girl if you don't snatch him up right now—