#i hope your mom dies

[thel1ghtningthief]

if youre not diabetic and make diabetes jokes i want you dead. btw

[bugwolfsstuff]

I will never like or forgive Luke mostly because he is the reason Castor is never gonna see their dad again

Like its assumed that Dionysus had a good relationship with his kids.

And yeah Castor will have Pollux in the future but they're never gonna see their dad again.

They're dead and Dionysus is deathless

They're dead and never gets to see the parent they loved because Luke hated his parent

[guzhufuren]

can't take fifth episode of 4 Minutes seriously cause all i'm thinking every second is how much i hate rich people

[ssaltlicker]

Funniest shit ive seen from an arcane blog was them getting mad at caitlyn and vi for being shipped when caitlyn is bad to her, then immediately shipping ambessa and vi… ambessa, aka the one that murders children and thinks all people from zaun should die. Cant make this shit up

[flying-cat]

every time i see someone equate being quirkless to being disabled i lose 70 braincells

[ayyponine]

not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....

[doberrrman]

newest dog haus issue got me like

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

[attractthecrows]

brooo i hate having Dreams That Piss You Off i woke up all pissed off at NOTHIIINNNNNGGGGG

[shoverse]

𨳒你老母咸家鏟黐㞗線白婆撚樣小鸡柒頭臭閪𨳒閪都屌唔道踣街生叉烧都是好过你碌柒碌鳩狗公觀音兵毒男爛gag 九八九🤞🤞

[fuckthisshitimin]

The Magnus Arcats: The Corruption aka The Clawruption

[ID: A drawing of the cat incarnation of the Corruption and its content warnings. The CWs read “Animal suffering, worms, vomiting”. The drawing is of a dirty white cat throwing up while walking over a black background, titled “The claw-ruption”. The cat seems to be in pain, and nondescript worms crawl over its fur, out of its skin, some of them clustering together. It casts a sickly green shadow on the floor. Signed: Meaningless Mikhaïl. End ID]

The End aka Terminou

The Vast aka Vertipaws

The Web aka The Meowther of Puppets

[solemncitrus]

"Are you trying to kill yourself?"

I mean.. Would you like me to???

[romulusfuckingroy]

(watching any episode of season 4) this shit sucks i miss too much birthday

[agents-are-dicks]

Me being a bitch (waayyy more drama in tags):

Decided to stop all the petty shit and actually text my cousin to explain things and have an actual conversation and the bitch laughed at me so I’m officially done with her royal highness

[not-my-circuss]

So I'm house-sitting for my sister and decided to take a stroll in the nearby cemetery (get comfy with death, enjoy the peace and quiet of the early hours with the sunlight reflecting off the dew freckled grass, etc) and I accidentally stumbled across my grandfather's grave.

I saw the last name and was like "oh hey", then I recognized the death date and was like "oh hey??" So I called my mom and confirmed his first name and birthday.

She doesn't like to talk about him much, and she never felt that visiting his headstone was necessary, so I had no idea this was here.

So even though he died when I was 3 and I never really knew him, I sat down and talked to him a while. I don't necessarily believe they can hear you, but I do believe in the therapeutic nature of speaking to someone who can no longer respond.

Then I used both of the blank sheets of paper I brought to do a grave rubbing of his stone, and walked on

[milo-is-rambling]

My mother really out here telling me “you just make all the plans for driving and I’ll work around that” and then a couple days later once I’ve made plans and talked to people about shit she’s like hey actually you should come up a day earlier so you can get your grandparents (who are practically falling apart mentally and physically and my grandfather pisses himself and if he pees in the car that I am both sleeping and driving in I will be upset!!!) in the middle of Maine and drive them to New Hampshire for me bc I will be too tired from getting a three hour flight to go drive them :’( AS IF IM NOT DRIVING SIX HOURS OR MORE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK HELLO??? YOU CANT DRIVE FIVE HOURS AFTER SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME ON A THREE HOUR FLIGHT LIKE I KNOW ITS CRAMPED AND MISERABLE BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GO FROM A PLANE TO A NICE RENTAL CAR VS ME SLEEPING IN THE FUCKING TRUNK FOR A WEEK LIKE GIRL WHAT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME TO PLAN EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU’RE MOVING SHIT AROUND AND SHES ALL LIKE “well your aunt is gonna be visiting on the 11th so I have to get a flight on the 12th and then graduation is on the 13th early in the morning so I just won’t have time to go get them” LIKE GIRL THIS IS THE SAME AUNT THAT IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE FOR ONE SINGULAR DAY AND THEN WE WILL SEE HER AGAIN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR TRIP LIKE YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME “oh don’t worry about missing her we’re gonna do the graduation party at her house when we’re up north” AND THEN YOU WONT SHIFT YOUR PLANS ONE DAY TO FIX ALL OF THE SCHEDULING CONFLICTS BUT YOU WANT ME TO TWEAK A WHOLE WEEK OF DRIVING PLANS BACK A DAY TO MAKE IT MORE CONVENIENT FOR YOU and also I simply don’t want to. Also the garbage truck just passed bc I slept in and I don’t think we got the garbage out and I know we definitely didn’t get the trash from my room or bathroom out of the house and so now moms gonna be pissed at me for that god fuck this is so infuriating I am not planning a trip while on my period ever again I want to bite my mothers head off for even suggesting an alternate plan what is wrong with me I am such a bitch what the fuck no wonder she fucking hates me okay I am going back to bed she can figure this shit out later when she’s not slamming doors and yelling about work