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if youre not diabetic and make diabetes jokes i want you dead. btw
#“ahaha lol this gives u diabetes”#i hope you fucking die#i hope your mom dies#i hope your dad dies#i hope your dog dies#i hope you get banned from tumblr#i hope your house burns down#i hope you lose all your hair#i hope your friends abandon you#i hope you lose all happiness in your life#and most of all i hope you get diagnosed with diabetes and i hope you have to constantly listen to the people around you make stupid#uneducated jokes all while knowing you're the reason they think that shits funny.#am i overreacting? probably#idrc though
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I will never like or forgive Luke mostly because he is the reason Castor is never gonna see their dad again
Like its assumed that Dionysus had a good relationship with his kids.
And yeah Castor will have Pollux in the future but they're never gonna see their dad again.
They're dead and Dionysus is deathless
They're dead and never gets to see the parent they loved because Luke hated his parent
#Castor hits hard because at least one person he loves he'll never see again because of fucking Puke#GODS DAMN IT LUKE WHY COULDNT YOU JUST INTERNALIZE YOUR ISSUES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE#'Luke wasn't a villian!' BITCH HE TARGETED A SUMMER CAMP#A SUMMER CAMP. FULL OF KIDS#THEY WERE JUST FUCKING CHILDREN. CASTOR WAS 17. CHARLIE AND SILENA WERE MEANT TO GO TO COLLAGE. BIANCA WAS 12.#(okay maybe Bianca shouldnt count there she died on a quest but the exact details i recall were unrelated to Luke)#THEY WERE JUST CHILDREN & HE KILLED THEM. FUCK HIS CAUSE. FUCK HIS TRAUMA. FUCK HIS MOM TOO CUS ITS HER FAULT FOR THINKING SHE WAS SPECIAL#pjo castor#Castor pjo#pjo#percy jackson#wolffox speaks#percy jackson and the Olympians spoilers#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo Dionysus#Dionysus pjo#mr d pjo#pjo mr d#Mr D#Luke Castellan#anti Luke Castellan#the only person that understands Castor is Zoe cus Zoe cared about Artemis and Artemis cared about Zoe and she wont see her again either#So i hope Zoe likes non-binary people (Hc)
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can't take fifth episode of 4 Minutes seriously cause all i'm thinking every second is how much i hate rich people
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#mine#oh your mom died great? good riddance your dad is next and i hope it will be painful#your brother too if he doesn't wake the hell up
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If Holly dies I'm ACTUALLY gonna be so upset she's my favorite character of part 3 so far she's so nice and sweet she doesn't deserve that shit treatment from Jotaro he's my #1 opp
#jojo's bizarre adventure#i hope jotaro dies#jotaro kujo#i hope he fails as a marine biologist#Burn#Rot#Die#Jotaro#jjba jotaro#Holly#holly kujo#She's no nice and sweet and lovely I want Holly to be my wife#I hate jotaro#AAAAAHHHHHHHH#if Holly dies I'll scream and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry SAVE YOUR MOM JOTARO STOP BEING EMO WITH YOUR UGLY FRICKIN HAIR HAT#IMAGINE ALL THE DANDRUFF BEING COLLECTED IN THERE BRUH. OILY JOTARO EEWWWWWWWWW EW.
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Just got a rude reminder about how great it is to never have children/ be an only child.
There's too much drama involved with dying, apparently.
#when grandaddy died. everyone was arguing over this and that. speaking over his widow and trying to plan his funeral instead of her and his#two daughters. three people who truly knew and listened to him. My mom was almost forced out of the first row at the funeral service by her#step brothers. mom and I got cheated out of things that were bequethed to us. and there was a lot of fighting.#my brother died and his son wanted some ashes. Momma didn't know until it was too late bc my nephews mom and her family wanted to start shit#he was not allowed to come with us to the graveyard. they forced him to leave before he could speak for himself.#some old man just died and my mom's friend (who made herself the center of attention at my brother's funeral) just called bitching and#cussin about some body shooting a dog and starting all kinds of shit over dogs and land and all that jazz like#and watching Dallas... both J.R. Ewings are obsessed with money. land. succession. and inheritance. and they always start trouble over that#Miss Ellie's brother came around bc he was dying and wanted to spend his last days with his sister while Jock and Jr started shit about land#ownership. Garrison didn't want Sourhfork even though HE inherited the ranch like. bro#how am I the only normal person in this shitshow?? I have Bipolar AuDHD!?!?!?! I halluncinate! BRO!!#death#inheritance#succession#family drama#ugh#tbh#even if my brother was alive I feel like there would be less drama between him and I.#I think I'd just take what I wanted and leave the rest with him. Is that what Mama wants? Absolutely not...#but I don't care. We can't take anything with us when we go. It'll all end up in a dump. antique shop. or collector's house anyway#none of it matters#most people never leave a mark on the world and THAT'S OKAY! we don't have to be remarkable to have worth right now#everyone will die when it's time for them to... no need to kick up a fuss.#the land might end up ruined or sold to the government or developed into something amazing. so what?#you're dead! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!! that's the beauty of it all!#the shortness. the finality of it all. Life's too short for bullshit. You gotta party like it's your last day. every day.#one of the most rebellious things we can do in the fave of facism is to live true and unbothered (i know it's difficult)#if They want to suffer. They can. Don't submit in advance! I believe in Hope. It's all we have#I'll get my top surgery in time. I'll make my transition! I'll pick a name!! I believe in a future where We can live happier!#because I love humanity! I love the Earth and everything she has to offer. The endless beauty of living in spite of it all
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Funniest shit ive seen from an arcane blog was them getting mad at caitlyn and vi for being shipped when caitlyn is bad to her, then immediately shipping ambessa and vi… ambessa, aka the one that murders children and thinks all people from zaun should die. Cant make this shit up
#arcane#arcane spoilers#dont get me wrong. caitlyn is a shitter in act 1 to vi#how the other acts handle her will determine how i feel about her#i hope its grief. i hope its to show how horrible grief is#because her behavior somewhat resembles vis when she lost her family.#and how vi was to powder#but idk.#caitlyn fucks up but calling it abuse is pushing it. she lashes out after her mom dies#if caitlyn refuses to properly apologize and make amends#yeah i wont be fond of her#but hopefully she does#and like. yeah vis character is goin g through it#is it pathetic? yeah a little. but she was in jail for 6 years and starved of human contact#it isnt unbelievable that shed latch onto the first person that showed her any affection#shes still young like. thats what being in your 20s is like#fuck ambessa btw#the hypocrisy to hate caitlyn while loving ambessa??? tf
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every time i see someone equate being quirkless to being disabled i lose 70 braincells
#what yhe fuck are you talking about#not having a quirk does not disable someone in the bnha universe from doing normal everyday shit you dumbass#everyone has a different quirk there is no way for everyday life to be built around one specific type of quirk that would make someone who#doesn't have that quirk unable to get through life#“quirklessness is basically being disabled” kiss my fucking ass actually as someone who has chronic pain#bnha#mha#hope the person who made me angry about this subject has an alt acc where they see this bc i blocked them#fuck you btw if you see this 🫶#what do y'all think DIS ABLED means. dis. abled. it means you're unABLE to do certain things easily or at all.#it inhibits your ability to do things.#no. not being able to become a hero doesn't count. the average bnha citizen WITH a quirk can't become a hero.#and if we're talking about quirkless people#what about people who have “weak” quirks? what about izuku's mom? she can only pull small objects towards her.#are they also “basically disabled” to you?#you can't equate quirklessness with being disabled it doesn't fucking work STOP#ESPECIALLY SINCE PEOPLE CAN STILL BE DISABLED IN THE BNHA UNIVERSE
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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newest dog haus issue got me like
#text#youu can't do this to me!!!#this arc bringing back memories of my parents treating me like shit when I was unemployed and couldn't find a job/apply to uni last summer#meggie I love you baby I hope your shit ass mom dies I'm praying for both of us
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I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs
#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has#been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus#FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!!#now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!!#now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail#the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so....#wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1053#poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right???#jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate..#YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge..#the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while.....#THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom)#episode 1054#sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD#having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!#i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj#KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!!#NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO#they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled#kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing#how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE#why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this.#bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo#big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea#episode 1055#episode 1056
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brooo i hate having Dreams That Piss You Off i woke up all pissed off at NOTHIIINNNNNGGGGG
#dreamt that my ex (platonic we were toxic besties) fucking CASED MY HOUSE#i saw him through the fucking WINDOW taking PICTURES of my FUCKING BEDROOM#shoved my hand through the blinds to flip him off and he took off running#i ripped down the blinds and slammed open the window and yelled HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE#he said something like What and i yelled louder HOW DID YOU FIND MY FUCKING HOUSE. MOM FUCKING MIKE IS HERE#she came up to the window and pointed at him and said I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS#and i climbed out the window and he was like OH MY GOD BITCH CALM DOWN and i yelled HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE#and his backup (of course he had backup) was like oh dude shes pissed and misty (WHY WAS MISTY THERE??) was like PET OMG CALM DOWN#and mike said WELL I HAD TO SNEAK! YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS YOU JUST VANISH! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRYING THAT IS?!#and i yelled HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!! YOU PIGFUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME#and he yelled I WENT TO THE ARMY!! I DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE BUT I KNOW YOUR LAST NAAME BITCH and i bluescreened#and he went NO ONE KNEW WHERE YOU WENT!! YOU JUST WENT CRAZY AND LEFT#and i said DON'T FUCKING BLAME THIS (GESTURING BETWEEN US) ON ME YOU FUCKING DUMPED ME#and after some more argument we wound up inside. in like. a dorm common room. me & mike sitting in separate chairs not looking at each other#and he asked how have you been. and i said Fine. How's your mom. (i have known she died for years)#and he went into how she died of cancer that he should have had her check out but he didnt bc he thought it was just her being funny again#and then into how his latest best friend died of alcohol poisoning after mike started a co-binge. and i said im so fucking sorry dude#thats so awful. and he snapped at me Why the fuck are you talking about ME thats all you ever talk about!! youre obsessed!!#and i said What the fuck are you on about and his backup was like Oh please he told us how you're obsessed with him and youre still doing it#and i looked at the backup. and i looked at mike. and i stood up and said Thats all i needed to know. fuck you both. and walked off#turned to misty and said Good to see you again. if you wanna hang out sometime I'm down. WITHOUT (pointing at mike) him.#it was. ph my fucking god. aaauhhjgh FUCK. i hope shared dreams are real i hope he heard the contempt in my voice as i told him to fuck off#and also WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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𨳒你老母咸家鏟黐㞗線白婆撚樣小鸡柒頭臭閪𨳒閪都屌唔道踣街生叉烧都是好过你碌柒碌鳩狗公觀音兵毒男爛gag 九八九🤞🤞
#cantonese is so nice ikr#thought i should provide a translation soz#fuck your mom i hope your whole family dies crazy fucking bitch dickface small dick dickhead FOUL pussy can't fuck a pussy drop dead#birthing char siu is better than you man dog simp rotten joke fuck yourself 🤞🤞#man dog is FOUL.
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"Are you trying to kill yourself?"
I mean.. Would you like me to???
#di(e)ary#mom found out im still cutting#she even said “are you still slitting your wrists?” which is absolutely funny to me that she used slit#mama i just want you to know that i hope you miss me when i die#because lord knows im going sooner than you are
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(watching any episode of season 4) this shit sucks i miss too much birthday
#finn.txt#HOOONESTY#IS SUCH A LONELY WORD#EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUUUE#if I start second guessing it collapses :)#awww brudders#YEEEES YEEEEES YEEEEEES… apologies Greg I may have gotten a little carried away#ITS MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YOUUU#I will remain coated thank you. as is my right#I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. okay? …prove it!#so go on. who’s here. who isn’t?? your dad. your mom. your wife and kids. ANY real friends?#I TOOK YOU TWO FUCKING ASSHOLES ON A CAMPING TRIP CUZ DAD COULDNT BE BOTHERED. AND I ATE SOME BAD FUCKING FISH! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!#you’re a very fair maiden… a very evenhanded maiden…#yes I’m- I’m a walking rainbow band#the thing is the treehouse is cool and you’re NOT cool?#unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE. OH I hope he fucking dies#privacy pussy pasta.#my- my thing was all bangers all the time. all bangers all the time#hey my partner is cold and he’d like to keep his fucking coat on ok? :)#i fucking love pussy. you see my moms??#I mean we’re all obviously… hugely looking forward to my father dying but…#I don’t think she’s taken anything… just getting the demons out I guess…#you’re so full of grace! :D …what did he say? I think he said you’re full of grace! full of fucking what??#are you okay? onlookers reported you having some sort of breakdown. people were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue??#no one likes talking about me fucking guys more than you do. you know that? why is that??? is that because you’re the coo who can’t fuck????#all the men got together in man club and we decided sweetheart everything’s fine so just *shh gesture* *sit down gesture* we got it :)#I already spoke to matsson. who hates you btw. and laughs at you constantly.#have a good birthday ok fuckface?#TAKE YOUR FUCKING COAT OFF. that’s enough! that’s enough.#it’s funny! it’s funny. you’re gonna laugh at it later. you’re gonna wake up in the middle of the night and be like ‘that was funny.’
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Me being a bitch (waayyy more drama in tags):
Decided to stop all the petty shit and actually text my cousin to explain things and have an actual conversation and the bitch laughed at me so I’m officially done with her royal highness
#ps. maybe don’t be a bitch to the person who pays for your streaming services 👍#talking shit about me is fine but my mother?!? sweetie you don’t deserve the nights she’s wasted worrying about you#idk why I’m even explaining things at all#I left her alone for months and then she has to go and acuse me of something I didn’t even know happened#like??? I hadn’t been on Netflix since new years but sure I deleted your Netflix profile but left your Hulu alone#ya figured me out. I’m an evil mastermind *mwhahaha*#and then to drag it out via Netflix names bc you can’t just ducking text me???#I was trying to be an adult and distance myself and she just drags me back into the drama#at least my mom knows I’m innocent#even tried leaving thing on a positive note via Netflix#told her to text my mother sometime bc (despite me thinking she’d a total bitch) my mom still cares about her#and she had to get all sassy like “she has my number 💅”#yeah and ya know what? you have hers#funny how she uses it to check in on you and you don’t reply till you need something#funny thing is my brother told me she and her baby daddy have been fighting more and more#I hope one day she wakes up and realizes her sucked her dry and now has no one to turn to bc she made sure to bitch them all away#sweetie I tried being there for you but I can’t be there for someone who makes it very clear they wish I was never there in the first place#enjoy tearing your vagina in two for someone you gave up your entire personality for#and before any of y’all come here saying “we’ll if she cut everyone off and made her entire personality about him maybe she’s being abused”#she was in an emotionally fragile state when they met- her mother had just died#and it’s our understand that she decided it was easier to purge herself/life of anything that reminded her of her pain/old life#it’s very evident when you look at her behavior#that being said she’s always been a bitch#I had to stop attending holidays at one point simply bc she didn’t want me there (I was 11)#couldn’t wear her hand-me-downs around her bc she’d make it clear I wasn’t pretty enough to wear them#oh and she tried to fight me in the chilis parking lot after church when I was nine#bc my grandpa opened the car door for me instead of her#amazing how just two years ago I was hoping we could finally be friends
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So I'm house-sitting for my sister and decided to take a stroll in the nearby cemetery (get comfy with death, enjoy the peace and quiet of the early hours with the sunlight reflecting off the dew freckled grass, etc) and I accidentally stumbled across my grandfather's grave.
I saw the last name and was like "oh hey", then I recognized the death date and was like "oh hey??" So I called my mom and confirmed his first name and birthday.
She doesn't like to talk about him much, and she never felt that visiting his headstone was necessary, so I had no idea this was here.
So even though he died when I was 3 and I never really knew him, I sat down and talked to him a while. I don't necessarily believe they can hear you, but I do believe in the therapeutic nature of speaking to someone who can no longer respond.
Then I used both of the blank sheets of paper I brought to do a grave rubbing of his stone, and walked on
#nessa says#text post#personal#cemetery#graveyard#death mention#i told him about how his daughters dont get along anymore#and how i hope they can resolve that before they run out of time#also my mom commented how its been 21 years and i said: your grief is old enough to drink#which in retrospect isnt great but i gotta crack jokes or I'll di-
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