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agents-are-dicks · 1 year ago

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Me being a bitch (waayyy more drama in tags):

Decided to stop all the petty shit and actually text my cousin to explain things and have an actual conversation and the bitch laughed at me so I’m officially done with her royal highness

#ps. maybe don’t be a bitch to the person who pays for your streaming services 👍#talking shit about me is fine but my mother?!? sweetie you don’t deserve the nights she’s wasted worrying about you #idk why I’m even explaining things at all #I left her alone for months and then she has to go and acuse me of something I didn’t even know happened #like??? I hadn’t been on Netflix since new years but sure I deleted your Netflix profile but left your Hulu alone #ya figured me out. I’m an evil mastermind *mwhahaha*#and then to drag it out via Netflix names bc you can’t just ducking text me???#I was trying to be an adult and distance myself and she just drags me back into the drama #at least my mom knows I’m innocent #even tried leaving thing on a positive note via Netflix #told her to text my mother sometime bc (despite me thinking she’d a total bitch) my mom still cares about her #and she had to get all sassy like “she has my number 💅”#yeah and ya know what? you have hers #funny how she uses it to check in on you and you don’t reply till you need something #funny thing is my brother told me she and her baby daddy have been fighting more and more #I hope one day she wakes up and realizes her sucked her dry and now has no one to turn to bc she made sure to bitch them all away #sweetie I tried being there for you but I can’t be there for someone who makes it very clear they wish I was never there in the first place #enjoy tearing your vagina in two for someone you gave up your entire personality for #and before any of y’all come here saying “we’ll if she cut everyone off and made her entire personality about him maybe she’s being abused”#she was in an emotionally fragile state when they met- her mother had just died #and it’s our understand that she decided it was easier to purge herself/life of anything that reminded her of her pain/old life #it’s very evident when you look at her behavior #that being said she’s always been a bitch #I had to stop attending holidays at one point simply bc she didn’t want me there (I was 11)#couldn’t wear her hand-me-downs around her bc she’d make it clear I wasn’t pretty enough to wear them #oh and she tried to fight me in the chilis parking lot after church when I was nine #bc my grandpa opened the car door for me instead of her #amazing how just two years ago I was hoping we could finally be friends

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demonkinguwu · 2 months ago

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Vanessa Doodles before work™️

My interpretation of canon Vanessa + her w Snatcher + Someone wanted to hug he <3

#a hat in time #not really an au but ya know not really canon lol #ahit vanessa #ahit snatcher #queen vanessa #demondoodles #my art #ahit #snatcher #my beautiful queen waaaaah #the noodle loser guy <3 #the hold she has on me should be studied i swear jssjnwwn #anyways yeah #i know her having a shorter dress makes sense in the context of her wanting to be called princess but #I like long dresses :]#my hc is after the whole freezing she chilled out and felt guilt for some time but then she grew to not care as nobody wanted her apologies #so why bother right?#she and snatcher reconnected and they still dislike each other but still gossip over tea and murdering intruders <3 #Vanessa: Can I talk to you like a girl friend for minute #Snatcher: Ya sure give me a sec #Snatcher: Heeey girlie men ain't shit #They have a very complicated situationship but they're essentially stuck together so might as well deal w it lol #I imagine Vanessa wouldn't care about his relationship status but he would be jealous over hers #a mix of 'She doesn’t deserve to move on from ME after what she did to me' and 'I am normal about my ex I swear but-'#He and Van get together for tea and watching 50 kids competing for their amusement lol

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moeblob · 3 months ago

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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."

#my characters #ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month #i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill #for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this #why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious #so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION #then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and #as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already #and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit #cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues #to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell #and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts #and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons #and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice #im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome #and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord #and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot #because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee #and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha #like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world #and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah #ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon #and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is

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r3dblccd · 19 days ago

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I can't wait to use my new bullet journal 🥰

Bonus: My first bullet journal that I've been using for this a d last year. I named it CHONKY (ignore the bottom left sticker, a friend gave it to me. Probably for a reason but ain't gonna talk about that fjgfjffif)

#misc; ooc #//don't ask me how it turned looking like one of those scrapbooks on tik tok I don't have the amswer to that lmao #//but it's been great in terms of learning what works for me and not #//i'd say for me I mostly focus on the drawing aspect of it more than the actual journaling tbh I just love drawing #//while i have a separate planner notebook for my schedule and tasks and shit like that #//i'm just a lil worried about the new notebook pages bc I just realized thjs week they are thinner than my previous journal #//and if i put a bit too much glue to stick the pages together #//(bc i do stick them together bc the colors bleed through the pages so I leave the back of the pages I've drawn on untouched)#//--- the colors bleed through a lil bit from the glue (I use liquid glue) bc they get a bit wet and again these lages are VERY thin #//so I think instead of using glue I might stick the lages together with tape #//so that the colors don't bleed through the pages and also to avoid the pages getting crinkled #//if ya know what i mean #//and yeah I COULD do my spreads on a separate sheet and then stick it in the journal #//i've seen a lot of artists actually do that on those Create This Book series on YT #//but I don't think I want to make the new journal as CHONKY or even CHONKIER than the last one #//and if I stick a bunch on seperate pages i to it it would surely get very chonky #//(believe me I've seen how these Create This Book challenge books on YT have turned into after rhe artist(s) have done half of the prompts #//also if you're curious most of my spreads from the last two years were recreations and inspired by Amanda Rach Lee's spreads on YT #//I just love her art style it's so cute and how she isn't afraid change things up and also allow mistakes to happen #//if you do bullet journals as well and need inspiration I def recommend her channel

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n0bluev · 6 months ago

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@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔

#your reblog surprised me #THREE BUNS SUGURU (STAR WARS ER JUST FOR YOU!)#theyre covering riko or smt and smuggling her places (??)#drawing this i was like ‘oh suguru’s curses in a star wars environment should be robots and stuff #so this suguru is a mecanic (he makes them from scrappy parts people have thrown out #and trash materials (and hard work 😎)#diy pokemon #because what is the cursed energy people are letting out if not junk theyre letting go of #so yeah ; basic geto takes shit and turns it useful #i do realise thats already very generic for star wars (junk robots junk robots!) but like. yknow. this guy takes shit people wouldnt bother #trying to sell. miam. junk of the junk. geto my favourite recycling bin you were designed for a luxurious lifestyle clearly (gege not me!)#(and stuff…………. but im lazy to put my vision in words rn hah..)#gojo’s probably a princess #(let’s not lie. hes basically a prince already (clan heir is a different look on him))#this made me want to write ?.??#problem is i dont remember much about star wars (watched it as a kid (we have the cds) appart from the very basic storyline… i forgot 😔#then theres the jawa’s first appearance cuz for some reason they scared me and i am marked for life (THEYRE JUST SILLY LITTLE GUYS 😭😭))#thankfully i lowkey want to rewatch everything so these issues can be fixed #(unthankfully either way the chance of me writing anything is very slim BUT WE NEVER KNOW RIGHT)#(hashtag diverging your attention from that other older post is it working /j/j)#omg glo i still didnt read balance (i think of it from time to time but im intimidated to read it because i know its right up my alley and #that i will love it and lately idk why but i need to ready myself emotionally to read peak fiction (this is so dumb but its true 😭😭))#my bad im rambling lol #WAIT FUCK SAME THING FOR BUNNY’S RECENT THINGY THAT GOT IN MY AO3 UPDATE MAIL #A LOVE STORY TOLD THROUGH THE LENS OF A THIRD PARTY MY BELOVED #(itsg ive searchef for these types of stories in advanced search before #AND NOW THAT I HAVE SOME BY AUTHORS I ALREADY ADORE .. IM- I SEE THEM BUT. THEIR CONTENTS STAY A MYSTERY. IS THIS MY BODY SUBCONSCIOUSLY FI #FIGHTING THE TEAR LOSS I WOULD GET??? IS THIS MFING [BALLING-MY-EYES-OUT] PREVENTION !? WITHOUT MY PERMISSION..!? TCH!)#my bad. ramble again o7 — see ya glo !#wip

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sqlmn · 3 months ago

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Them being friends is one of the funniest dynamics because she's the exact opposite of Mr Depression Incarnate. (Right is absolutely fascinated by their friendship since he likes observing people and he notices how much investment Brent has in making Karen stay Not Disappointed compared to literally every other coworker he talks to)

#oops i fell in love #theyre just good beans !#i think while right probably gets more open vents about the banker who ghosted karen that karen wanted to ghost #brent doesnt get them much? just knows shes angry at her phone about something ??#so when he gets told that she made sure paul and her guy know shes busy that night having dinner w friends (right and brent)#right is like damn you had to clarify to mr dating app ? sucks to be you but why him #and shes like fucker texted me after we matched again and offered me dinner i had to decline for this #and brent is so concerned that she might be getting harassed bc he doesnt know about rick and asks her if shes being bothered by someone #and right has to just laugh because no no thats the problem - hes too nice to be a bother and thats why karen cant stand him #and karen is like yeah i cant be mean during meals with him so it takes a lot of restraint ya know #and no brent doesnt know ? he has no idea what to make of this at fucking all

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jordanswitches · 2 months ago

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my posts and reblogs will be very not sexy for a bit they will be very romantic and soft oh dear

#my sex drive was just like bye #you know why #bc someone is actually romancing me and doesn't want to have sex with me immediately #for the first time in my whole life lol #like we're probably gonna go on a ton of dates before we have sex #we probably won't even kiss on the first date #just Being Courted #and i am just kinda realising this is what i've wanted all along #so yeah my sex drive is like #see ya #feeling very soft very vulnerable #scared little stray cat receiving this treatment for the first time and trying not to scratch her out of panic

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lecliss · 9 months ago

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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it #like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago #so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows #but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown #AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS #1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject #and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS #or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's #AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way #okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that #well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there #ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE #also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines #IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT #AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS #i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan #and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died #SO. logically it must have been like #fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro #god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW #in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute

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echidnana · 6 months ago

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fuck offff just cried watching a still wakes the deep playthrough

#and we like. had already seen a video essay on it so we knew what happens #and yet. it still hits so hard.#and like 70% of that is the voice actibg god all the vas are incredible #like. there was so much emotion.#obviously the narrative and script were a huge part of building the characters #but it could have easily been brought down by the voice acting #yeah. such an incredible game #like the story is SO GOOD and all the characters feel so real and the setting and environment just. agh #caz's va especially was incredible just as a character caz is amazing #especially as a player character like he is regularly audibly scared out of his mind and just trying to survive and keep those close to him #alive #and every single time he fails you feel for him #idk man just such a genuinely incredible game #and so refreshing compared to like gimmicky horror ya know?#the horror of swtd is watching people you know and have close bonds with succumb to their worst traits and become violent #and of fucking up and not being able to fix it like FUCK the part where caz's first daughter is born and he says he'll never leave #her or suze like. fuuuuuck #confluence.txt

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starryeyed-seer · 2 months ago

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Unfortunately for everyone, I'm still thinking of that fucking crab

#I have had booze. I need to convert this to crustacean energy #Also Stone. A lot of stone.....#Sighhhh I was writing about how fuckin lightlark and ya fic covers abuse as a genre like #You know how hard I bat for this subject goddamn. Okay you don't. Ideally you don't #But yeah. Yes I'm a bazaar stan yes I like to believe in the sun. Yes I'm defensive about stone also these can all coexist if u believe #I hope she's okay. Child thrown into the center of the earth because her existence is a sin. Hm. I sure hope that doesn't lead to any issue #The ToF storyline... woof. And too the... I may make a post soon about the implications #But look. If salt was indeed a friend. Lover. To Stone. Well guess what. IT LEFT HER TOO #my girl who is soooo abandoned </3 #Her bloodline curses aren't okay. Sure. But don't they make sense when you consider what the ToF DID to her. What the queen of Skite did???#The cruel irony of her bloodline cursing when she herself has been condemned for her father's sin #Stooooooone #I'm so normal

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moonchild-in-blue · 1 year ago

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I'm gonna be super real with you guys. I'm extremely sad and frustrated that I will be in London less than 2 weeks away from Exploring Birdsong's one (1) headliner show. Also in London 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

#that other post reminded me of that yet again #i resent my sister for having her graduation this weekend (joking)#why only 1 show. if it was a few days away i could've 100% stayed longer just to see them. But no.#what a dumb thing to be sad about. but you know. It's ✨them✨#i do really really genuinely like their music. they're soooo overlooked #i would've love to go regardless. and I could've gone as well if i didn't have to be there this weekend #but I can't just make two trips in like. 10 days. i have small moneys #and obviously i can't just stay half of february away #i was hoping they would've announced a few smaller shows as supporting act or smth but no. just that one #life is so unfair (obviously there are much bigger problems and i don't really mean this in a real way)#just. ya know. yeah.#anyways #darya talks to herself

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ajwalker7900 · 1 year ago

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