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Me being a bitch (waayyy more drama in tags):
Decided to stop all the petty shit and actually text my cousin to explain things and have an actual conversation and the bitch laughed at me so I’m officially done with her royal highness
#ps. maybe don’t be a bitch to the person who pays for your streaming services 👍#talking shit about me is fine but my mother?!? sweetie you don’t deserve the nights she’s wasted worrying about you#idk why I’m even explaining things at all#I left her alone for months and then she has to go and acuse me of something I didn’t even know happened#like??? I hadn’t been on Netflix since new years but sure I deleted your Netflix profile but left your Hulu alone#ya figured me out. I’m an evil mastermind *mwhahaha*#and then to drag it out via Netflix names bc you can’t just ducking text me???#I was trying to be an adult and distance myself and she just drags me back into the drama#at least my mom knows I’m innocent#even tried leaving thing on a positive note via Netflix#told her to text my mother sometime bc (despite me thinking she’d a total bitch) my mom still cares about her#and she had to get all sassy like “she has my number 💅”#yeah and ya know what? you have hers#funny how she uses it to check in on you and you don’t reply till you need something#funny thing is my brother told me she and her baby daddy have been fighting more and more#I hope one day she wakes up and realizes her sucked her dry and now has no one to turn to bc she made sure to bitch them all away#sweetie I tried being there for you but I can’t be there for someone who makes it very clear they wish I was never there in the first place#enjoy tearing your vagina in two for someone you gave up your entire personality for#and before any of y’all come here saying “we’ll if she cut everyone off and made her entire personality about him maybe she’s being abused”#she was in an emotionally fragile state when they met- her mother had just died#and it’s our understand that she decided it was easier to purge herself/life of anything that reminded her of her pain/old life#it’s very evident when you look at her behavior#that being said she’s always been a bitch#I had to stop attending holidays at one point simply bc she didn’t want me there (I was 11)#couldn’t wear her hand-me-downs around her bc she’d make it clear I wasn’t pretty enough to wear them#oh and she tried to fight me in the chilis parking lot after church when I was nine#bc my grandpa opened the car door for me instead of her#amazing how just two years ago I was hoping we could finally be friends
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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔
#your reblog surprised me#THREE BUNS SUGURU (STAR WARS ER JUST FOR YOU!)#theyre covering riko or smt and smuggling her places (??)#drawing this i was like ‘oh suguru’s curses in a star wars environment should be robots and stuff#so this suguru is a mecanic (he makes them from scrappy parts people have thrown out#and trash materials (and hard work 😎)#diy pokemon#because what is the cursed energy people are letting out if not junk theyre letting go of#so yeah ; basic geto takes shit and turns it useful#i do realise thats already very generic for star wars (junk robots junk robots!) but like. yknow. this guy takes shit people wouldnt bother#trying to sell. miam. junk of the junk. geto my favourite recycling bin you were designed for a luxurious lifestyle clearly (gege not me!)#(and stuff…………. but im lazy to put my vision in words rn hah..)#gojo’s probably a princess#(let’s not lie. hes basically a prince already (clan heir is a different look on him))#this made me want to write ?.??#problem is i dont remember much about star wars (watched it as a kid (we have the cds) appart from the very basic storyline… i forgot 😔#then theres the jawa’s first appearance cuz for some reason they scared me and i am marked for life (THEYRE JUST SILLY LITTLE GUYS 😭😭))#thankfully i lowkey want to rewatch everything so these issues can be fixed#(unthankfully either way the chance of me writing anything is very slim BUT WE NEVER KNOW RIGHT)#(hashtag diverging your attention from that other older post is it working /j/j)#omg glo i still didnt read balance (i think of it from time to time but im intimidated to read it because i know its right up my alley and#that i will love it and lately idk why but i need to ready myself emotionally to read peak fiction (this is so dumb but its true 😭😭))#my bad im rambling lol#WAIT FUCK SAME THING FOR BUNNY’S RECENT THINGY THAT GOT IN MY AO3 UPDATE MAIL#A LOVE STORY TOLD THROUGH THE LENS OF A THIRD PARTY MY BELOVED#(itsg ive searchef for these types of stories in advanced search before#AND NOW THAT I HAVE SOME BY AUTHORS I ALREADY ADORE .. IM- I SEE THEM BUT. THEIR CONTENTS STAY A MYSTERY. IS THIS MY BODY SUBCONSCIOUSLY FI#FIGHTING THE TEAR LOSS I WOULD GET??? IS THIS MFING [BALLING-MY-EYES-OUT] PREVENTION !? WITHOUT MY PERMISSION..!? TCH!)#my bad. ramble again o7 — see ya glo !#wip
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Them being friends is one of the funniest dynamics because she's the exact opposite of Mr Depression Incarnate. (Right is absolutely fascinated by their friendship since he likes observing people and he notices how much investment Brent has in making Karen stay Not Disappointed compared to literally every other coworker he talks to)
#oops i fell in love#theyre just good beans !#i think while right probably gets more open vents about the banker who ghosted karen that karen wanted to ghost#brent doesnt get them much? just knows shes angry at her phone about something ??#so when he gets told that she made sure paul and her guy know shes busy that night having dinner w friends (right and brent)#right is like damn you had to clarify to mr dating app ? sucks to be you but why him#and shes like fucker texted me after we matched again and offered me dinner i had to decline for this#and brent is so concerned that she might be getting harassed bc he doesnt know about rick and asks her if shes being bothered by someone#and right has to just laugh because no no thats the problem - hes too nice to be a bother and thats why karen cant stand him#and karen is like yeah i cant be mean during meals with him so it takes a lot of restraint ya know#and no brent doesnt know ? he has no idea what to make of this at fucking all
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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.
#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it#like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago#so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows#but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown#AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS#1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject#and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS#or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's#AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way#okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that#well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there#ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE#also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines#IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT#AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS#i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan#and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died#SO. logically it must have been like#fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro#god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW#in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute
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fuck offff just cried watching a still wakes the deep playthrough
#and we like. had already seen a video essay on it so we knew what happens#and yet. it still hits so hard.#and like 70% of that is the voice actibg god all the vas are incredible#like. there was so much emotion.#obviously the narrative and script were a huge part of building the characters#but it could have easily been brought down by the voice acting#yeah. such an incredible game#like the story is SO GOOD and all the characters feel so real and the setting and environment just. agh#caz's va especially was incredible just as a character caz is amazing#especially as a player character like he is regularly audibly scared out of his mind and just trying to survive and keep those close to him#alive#and every single time he fails you feel for him#idk man just such a genuinely incredible game#and so refreshing compared to like gimmicky horror ya know?#the horror of swtd is watching people you know and have close bonds with succumb to their worst traits and become violent#and of fucking up and not being able to fix it like FUCK the part where caz's first daughter is born and he says he'll never leave#her or suze like. fuuuuuck#confluence.txt
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I'm gonna be super real with you guys. I'm extremely sad and frustrated that I will be in London less than 2 weeks away from Exploring Birdsong's one (1) headliner show. Also in London 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
#that other post reminded me of that yet again#i resent my sister for having her graduation this weekend (joking)#why only 1 show. if it was a few days away i could've 100% stayed longer just to see them. But no.#what a dumb thing to be sad about. but you know. It's ✨them✨#i do really really genuinely like their music. they're soooo overlooked#i would've love to go regardless. and I could've gone as well if i didn't have to be there this weekend#but I can't just make two trips in like. 10 days. i have small moneys#and obviously i can't just stay half of february away#i was hoping they would've announced a few smaller shows as supporting act or smth but no. just that one#life is so unfair (obviously there are much bigger problems and i don't really mean this in a real way)#just. ya know. yeah.#anyways#darya talks to herself
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I haven't played Odyssey yet but I like Lim's design so I did a doodle of her a few months ago
#one day ill get around to it i just have no money HJDFKSHF#idk what it is about her design i just look at it and my brain is like YEAH!!!!!!#i know basically nothing about her#i haven't drawn her again since this sketch but i just like how this sketch looks#ya know when you do a drawing and ur brain goes BRRR#who knows maybe ill finally play the game one day and actually understand what her deal is#one piece#one piece odyssey#one piece lim#lim one piece#my art
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uhh hi i just wanna tell you that terezi actually wears a short-sleeved turtleneck not just a short-sleeved-normal-t-shirt
who cares
#did you know i can draw what clothes i want them in#if ur talking about pesterquest terezi then yeah she has that weird short sleeve turtle neck thing#since you’re obviously such a stickler for the rules though#just thought i’d tell you both of terezis talksprites have her in a plain t shirt#ya know the sprites that are actually in homestuck proper and not a dubiously canon VN spinoff?#hell to be technically karkat never HAS a turtle neck in canon#its just a long sleeve t shirt#but you know why i drew him in a turtleneck?#because its CUTE#lol do you want me to edit it just for you?#anyway you got me i do care#what a bizarre ask
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oh yeah. this whole death thing is like. wild.
apparently one of my aunts died recently
#uh#family death#for tags i guess?#it's weird because while i did know her#i dont. feel bad#she was... not the greatest#it's unfortunate because that's a human being#but still#she was just not a good person#like. purposefully was terrible to people within her direct circle#and yeah sure you could argue her mental health and substance abuse problems#there was points where she had stability and still chose to abuse not only her partners but also her parents and even her small children#so like... :/#idk man#apparently she's already been cremated so#what can ya do#at least her parents no longer have to deal with her legally in regards to the kid they had to take from her#because of the mistreatment#is that tmi on family stuff? probably#but i aint close to em. she's dead. and i didnt say any names
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Taking a moment from the strike to say I'm changing the pinned post back to the Francine comic in light of recent issues with an apparent increase in transphobia. This is your reminder that this blog loves and supports transfolk of all kinds and any transphobes here can get fucking lost.
#fuck you guys making it unsafe for my sisters to live their lives.#and yeah I don't normally refer to groups of people as sisters or brothers or whatever but this is personal.#I will put francine back to her rightful place at the top of my blog#she doesn't really fit what I post about at all but I don't care. she can weed out the assholes for me#I may redesign her and put her in some more recent things for fun it's a real shame I lost interest in her#this has all reminded me I need to get back in touch with my oldest sister it's been too long#pop rox talks#sorry this blog has gotten pretty serious over the strike days but I have some more positives coming for whan it's over#I just can't stay silent on these things ya know?#anyway. I'm going back on strike I'll be back when it's over#just wanted to remind people of my stance on this stuff#I won't be talking on the whole situation because I don't really know the full details and don't want to bring that discussion here#just in case you were wondering#my stance is clear. that's all there is to it. I'll see you guys after the strike!#bubye!!! c'ya!!! stay safe!!!
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bitching abt my job again
tags contain frank mentions of transphobia and homophobia
#this happened like. i dont know. a month ago or something but i still keep playing it in my mind#for those unawares: theres been a fucking community outrage over the pride display at the library i work at#and have been working/volunteering at for 5 years#only it never went up. it never went up. bc the mayor came in as a quote unquote private citizen and demanded it taken down#despite the fact that patrons are required to fill out complaint sheets and even then it isnt ensured a display will be taken down#so obviously its a misuse of power that hes spinning into him being a concerned citizen#and i made a whole post bitching abt it and im doing so again (hi) bc i didnt like how our director responded to it#and yeah. so there was a board meeting after that right. well i set up for them as i usually do and let me tell you. that was the first#--time more than like 6 people came to spectate. it was insane.#and i guarantee that this months meeting wont have half as many people that fucking crammed themselves in there to complain abt gay ppl#bc of course they dont give a shit about the library#they just care about how scary the queers are#and yeah it was a shit show. i learned we have a far right organization in our town#and i was sat right in front of her husband the whole time#(standing actually. i was standing between him and my moms chair and he was sighing and grumbling the whole time bc he couldnt muster the#--balls to ask the 5 foot 2 fag in front of him to please move lol. small victories right)#when i say her i mean the leader of the freaks. idk. chairman? anyway she had a whole speech about how like queers are bad and cutting#the penises off little babies or whatever and she pulled up this passage from a book that was part of the display#its some book by the youtuber rowan ellis-- here and queer i think was the title. it was cataloged in our ya section and contained passages#talking about like having safe sex and what dildoes are and all that kind of shit. just really clinical descriptions imo. im not familiar w#--the youtuber really but im assuming they wrote it as informational bc shocker: teens be having sex. unsafe sex. especially queer teens#sourse: i was one of tgose#and...think for a moment. remember when you were a teen. youd rather fucking DIE than listen to your parents give you the sex talk#and chances are if youre gay your parents arent even going to know WHAT gay sex is (hugging without shirts on) so youre going to look#--elsewhere#bc if youre a hormonal fucking teen youre going to figure it out one way or another! especially if youre from (cough) a podunk shitwater#--town like mine that ran on abstinence by way of sex education#i think teens deserve to have access to that sort of information through trusted means. and i do mean het teens too#but no these fucking morons put on airs like everyones waiting till marriage--no! not my becky sue! as if they werent fucking around in#--holy shit i reached taglimit. i didnt ecen know there was one. hold on
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why he so mysterious…
demur
#weezer#rivers cuomo#i had a bad day! well actually i looked freaking amazing and got sm compliments today sooo!! i am pretty as freaksauce.#it was fairly good but i failed my physics test :(( …. it’s so sad… 34 percent before the curve.#34?!??? HOW???? I THOUGHT J ATE TS UP???#so yeah; insane …. but it’s okay because i’m good at other stuff and have other things i am good at!#oh yeah so guys guys guys.#there’s this girl who i do not like and i have not liked her since freshman year; right? and she’s fairly popular; your average overachieve#ing person; BUT i always didn’t like her. she left a bad taste in my mouth and i didn’t know if i was just jealous or WHAT#BUT I HAVE REASON TO HATE JER! MY GUT WAS RIGHT!#good job lyss#she’s a homewrecker and basically likes to get w people who have partners…. AND SHE WSS BEING FLIRTY W MY BF LIKE HELLO ???#who she think she is?#my bf doesn’t talk to her anymore since i said i don’t rlly like her and how she is thankfully#but my friend was talking to me in Seminar and was like ‘oh ya if i had a bf i’d kms than let him be around her.’ is that mean ? or is it#okay since she has done that multiple times then gets defensive and hates to be called out for kt#her gf right now had cheated on her boyfriend for the girl i don’t like; and this has happened TWICE!#HELLO???#like wtf…. and she sends the screenshots of it when she stops talking w the person who cheated on their partner for her and starts to play#the victim… like the weezer song. you can’t pay for dinner w the victim card ya.#well billy talent; but you know what i mean. so she’s playing the victim and she was saying “omg…. this feels so wrong…. but-but i love you.#stfu yn 😭#like holy moly. holy guac. “i don’t know how to quit you…’ turn off your phone ! (^^) close the app !#easy as that girl dw i got you#but for real. NOBODY LIKES JER BC SHES SO TOXIC. OMG IM SO JAPPY IM NOT ALONE ONNMY HATE TRAIN#anyways yeah. i can go more in detail for you all if anybody cares about my silly high school drama
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I’m making a scrapbook for my friends for their wedding present and it’s made of screenshots from the three of us playing Raft. I’m not a terribly crafty person and all of the stickers are from the dollar store haha. But I’m having fun and I think they’ll like it.
#raft game#mine#that weird red mark is me covering her user name haha#and if ur like oh I can barely see the pics#yeah I know I wanted it to be tactile and make you remember#we all know what it looks like haha we built it#so imo it’s not important to have a good representative pic#but an emotional pic and page that makes you remember a feeling#a lot of the screenshots are dark and ya know you do what you can haha#i didn’t plan this these were just screenshots I happened to have#i like taking screenshots haha#I’m the friend who takes pics of the activity ya know
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I've come to the conclusion that I can read and enjoy the most fucked up literature as long as it doesn't feel mean. It's hard to explain but as long as the book/manga/comic/whatever doesn't feel mean spirited I'm totally down.
#being mean includes like exploitative#racist#ect#I don't mean that the work can't have those things I mean the work doesn't revel in those things#IE House. i love that show it's incredibly fucked up but it's not mean ya know#it as a show doesn't revel in being unkind#or try to justify what happens as what should happen bc the characters are the way they are ya know#an example I come across a lot in media of “being mean”#is when a character is created solely just to be maligned by others and we should just accept them treating that character this way#bc they (usually a she) deserves it#if the entire book/manga/comic/show/movie feels like that then that's when I have problems#it's hard to explain but I hope you know what I mean#conversely#I absolutely despised +A no tachiichi#it felt so much like “Yeah. Fuck this girl in particular for no reason but our entertainment”#It's literally the most mid tryheard to be bittersweet Isekai in theory but holy hell#can't be bittersweet if there's nothing sweet ever#the mc is constantly shit on#some of the characters are like we only are mean to you to make you try to defend yourself:)#which is total bullshit#and then when she actually tries to defend herself they keep shitting on her#and accepts it like “Yeah they helped me:) they were right”#And I must stress that as far a subject matter is concerned It's literally nothing#like it's tame as hell but god#made me miserable reading it
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Yesterday, while talking about my serving job, my office coworker said, “You ever feel like you’re in a Broadway show, like it’s just the same thing repeating night after night?” I said, “Absolutely. There’s a song in the Beetlejuice musical where he goes, ‘I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week,’ and I swear I think of it every single day on my way to work.”
A couple of weeks ago a woman at one of my tables asked if I’m “in the theater” and I said no, and she was like, “oh, you just seem like you have that personality.” I don’t need to join the local theater, ma’am, I already act for a living at this job. You’re simply seeing through the cracks in my carefully crafted but summer-worn worksona. I said to my coworker, “I was just assigned theater kid by this woman,” and they said, “She probably clocked that you’re gay but she’s too straight to realize it so she was like, ‘She must…do theater.’”
#so don’t be freaked. stay in your seats. i do this bullshit like eight times a week.#so just relax; you’ll be fine. drink your $50 wine and take a breath.#<- truly me whenever customers start getting pissed about fucking anything#my patience is wearing SO thin which is how i know it’s august#last week i let a table know their food was on its way and asked if they needed anything before it came out#and the guy goes ‘yeah when’s our food coming?’ i was like ‘..AS I SAID-’#last night a woman asked if she could sub out pasta for a vegetable and i said ya the options are blah blah blah#she was like ‘a veggie sauté? what’s that?’ i said ‘it’s a mix of vegetables.’ ‘but what’s in it?’#i just flipped her menu over while holding eye contact with her and pointed to the description on the menu#my other favorite: can i get you anything else to drink besides water? coke diet coke sprite iced tea lemonade club soda?#‘can i have a root beer?’ ‘do u guys have dr. pepper?’#……#COKE. DIET COKE. SPRITE. ICED TEA-#‘oh okay i’ll have a pepsi’#AND I HOPE YOU DIE. I HOPE WE BOTH DIE.
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