#Kingston kiss cut

[culturesfinest]

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[thollandneedy]

Late night notification-Tom Holland

A/n: "If the neighbors call the cops, call the sheriff, call the swat we don't stop" Gorilla- Bruno mars

Warnings: Swearing, smut

Summary: Tom and Y/n get loud after 6 months away

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Smut under the cut😇

“ Right there!” Y/n exclaims, holding tightly onto the messy curls of her boyfriend Thomas, who was between her legs sucking on the entrance to her wet pussy.

Thomas had spent more than six months recording a new movie, and after less than a day back, all the promises made during sex calls had to be kept. Lunch, dinner and breakfast no longer made any difference, since the only hunger they had was for each other. The bed had been creaking against the floor and banging against the wall next to Y/n's apartment since three in the afternoon, when Holland had arrived in Kingston upon Thames. 

“You like that, huh?” The brunette said against her, causing vibrations in her sensitive spot, making her moan more.

The brunette's defined back seemed to arch every time he heard her moan, causing his exposed cock to twitch around her like a magic wand that only she knew how to control. Her two hands were positioned at the end of his hips, while the rest of her body was kneeling on the edge of the bed. His mouth was already wet, and he knew that in a moment Y/n was going to get him as hard as he was if he didn't stop. 

“Tommy, fuck.” The girl moaned once more, now clutching the pillow that supported her head.

“Fuck, Y/n” he moans, taking his mouth off her entrance, and pulling her by the neck into a kiss of mixed sensations and tastes. “Fuck, baby. Let me feel you, I beg you.” The brunette asked, his breathing ragged.

Without a direct answer, his girlfriend positions herself on his lap, waiting for silent permission from him, who only puts brief pressure on her hips, as if he's asking to be used. 

“Ugh, yes!” Y/n moans, feeling Holland's exposed cock enter her, expanding her smooth walls.

“Y/n.” Thomas moans again, hoarsely. “That's it, baby. Sit on me the way only you know how.” His abdomen contracts, groaning again at the image of Y/n sliding against his member.

Y/n grabs her boyfriend, putting his face between her breasts, which are sucked without warning. A satisfied moan comes out of the woman's mouth, receiving another moan from her boyfriend as he realizes that their bodies are completely glued together in a sensual embrace, while her thighs and hips work against him.

The sound of the door slamming made them both stop their actions, looking at each other. Y/n slowly got up from her boyfriend's lap, who also carefully moved away to get her off of him. The silence in the room, after several hours of sound, became heavy again, even if it wasn't sexual. Holland looks at the girl with frightened and curious eyes, picking up the robe that was lying on the chair at the woman's desk.

“Wasn't it the neighbor's door?” Y/n whispers, still sitting on the bed static from the loud noise, beginning to feel that her breathing has become heavy.

Silence

“Apparently it wasn't ours.” The Brit touches the bottom of his robe to put it back on the chair, and then there's another knock on the door. “Son of a bitch” The brunette grumbles, quickly putting on his white robe, while Y/n looks for his clothes on the messy floor.

“Coming!” The woman shouts, almost tripping over herself as she misses the hole in her pajama shorts.

With hurried steps, Holland and Y/n leave the room, heading for the apartment door. The girl looks at her boyfriend one last time, and then he takes charge of the situation, asking her to let him answer the door. The brunette walks in front of the woman in his pajamas, and then leans in front of the door so that he can see who is knocking. Through the beam, it was possible to see the apartment manager standing next to a policeman. The brunette put both hands to his face, showing displeasure at the situation and concern.

“What's wrong?” Y/n asks curiously, tilting her head to the side.

“He's with a policeman.” Holland concluded, knotting his robe once more so that there was no danger of anything coming out at the wrong time. 

“Who?” Y/n asks startled, and then the door is opened by Thomas, without her even asking.

 “Sid! Good to see you!” The girl crosses her arms as she looks at the older man in the circular glasses and tropical print blouse, who expresses weariness in his heavy, droopy eyes.

“You and your boyfriend have been making noises in my building since three in the afternoon, and I don't know if you've noticed, but it's already eleven at night.” The landlord says, causing a laugh to be pressed against Holland's lips, which is rebuked with a threatening look from his girlfriend.

“Sorry,” the actor says voicelessly, quickly syllabifying with his mouth. ”We weren't notified that we were disturbing you.” Thomas says, and then the policeman responds even before the owner, stepping forward.

“Your girlfriend was notified by e-mail four times today.” The tall man in the uniform crosses his arms.

The couple exchange a desperate but incredulous look at the situation. Y/n holds up one of her fingers, so that both men wait for her to make her next move. The woman picks up the cell phone that was already in her hands, accessing her email inbox and realizing that she had indeed been notified, just as the policeman in front of her had commented. Slowly exiting the e-mail screen, the girl gives a forced smile as an embarrassed response, while her boyfriend begins to turn red with embarrassment at the situation.

“It's a local rule, no loud noises after 10pm. I don't want to have any trouble with you again, Y/n. We've been through this before.” Sid says in a tired voice.

“Again?” Holland moves closer to his girlfriend's ear, trying to remember when, out of the countless times of noisy sex, she had commented on such a reprimand from the apartment manager.

“You won't, I promise.” The girl leaned on the door, wanting to get out of there.

“Good, we're sorted then.” The policeman says, nodding and then looking at the landlord, who shrugs his shoulders and walks away down the long corridor. 

The door closes abruptly, and Y/n leans on it, recapitulating everything that has happened in the last few seconds. Holland, nervous and not sure how to react, starts laughing out loud, putting his hand on his chest to calm his nerves.

“I don't believe it” The brunette laughs out loud again. “Who the fuck would notify us?” 

“It must be that old woman from 87. She's a fucking prat because she hasn't had sex for ages” Y/n comments, moving his back away from the door and walking back towards the bedroom.

“Baby, that's mean... I like that.” The brunette comments with a sensual tone, taking his girlfriend by the arm and gently bringing her close to him.

“You want me to be mean?” Y/n smiles mischievously, touching her boyfriend's exposed chest.

“Please be. I'd pay a fine for loud music after 10, a hundred times if necessary, to have the privilege of seeing you scream my name.”

[spidermaninlove]

Tomdaya Timeline vol. 6

Links to vol. 1, vol. 2, vol. 3, vol. 4, and vol. 5

London

July 2023

TZ spotted having lunch in Wimbledon.  link

July 9, 2023

Tom and Z at The Brothers Trust Event

Brothers Trust Uncharted Screening

Z attended the Brothers Trust Uncharted screening with Tom.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7

The Brothers Trust Instagram account included Z in their event stories link link2, and the event recap video they posted features both Tom and Z.  link3

While at the Brothers Trust Uncharted screening, Tom changed from a blue t-shirt into a black Brothers Trust shirt, and during the event, Z was photgraphed holding the blue shirt Tom was no longer wearing.  link

Chiltern Firehouse

TZ arriving at Chiltern Firehouse.  link  After dinner, Tom waited with Z while she took pics with fans outside the restaurant.  link2 link3 link4 link5

July 11, 2023

TZ spotted in Richmond (near Kingston).  link

During the Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers podcast that aired today, Tom talked about the time Z cut her finger while making him dinner in NY and needed stitches.  link  When asked if he could go on a vacation with any family other than his own, he named Z’s fam.  He also mentioned recently golfing with Z.  link2

July 14, 2023

TZ photographed eating in Richmond.  link

July 20, 2023

TZ spotted furniture shopping.  link link2

Tomdaya date night including dinner link and a musical link2 link3.

Portugal

July 2023

Z in Portugal on holiday/vacation with Tom and his family.  link link2

LA

August 2023

Tom with Noon and a tot at Z’s house in Northridge.  

link

August 22, 2023

Tom with Z at a salon in LA.  link

August 23, 2023

Tom and Z were photographed at Target along with Z’s mom, Claire.  link link2

Oakland

TZ were in Oakland August 25-26, 2023.  link

August 25, 2023

Zendaya and Tom at West Oakland Middle School. link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7 link8 link9 link10

Z posted Tom to her story.  link

August 26, 2023

Zendaya and Tom at Lowell Park in Oakland

TZ at Zendaya All-Stars basketball game in Oakland.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7 link8 link9 link10 link11 link12 link13 link14 link15 link16 link17 link18 link19 link20 link21

September 1, 2023

Tom posted a photo of Z to his Instagram story, captioned, “My birthday girl 😍”  link and another photo of his three loves, Z, Tessa, and Noon, captioned with “😍😍😍″.  link2

LA

September 4, 2023

Zendaya and Tom at the third night (Beyonce’s birthday) of Beyonce’s Renaissance Tour in LA.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6

Z serenading Tom to Love on Top.  link7 link8 

September 5, 2023

Vogue dubbed TZ “Hollywood royalty”.  link

Paris

October 1, 2023

Tom with Z in Paris.  link link2 link3

October 2, 2023

Tom and Z at Bvlgari Hotel in Paris.  link link2

October 3, 2023

TZ at the Van Gogh exhibit at the Musée d'Orsay in Paris.  link link2 link3

Zendaya and Tom went to Féerie in Moulin Rouge.  link

October 4, 2023

Tom and Z at the Place Vendôme in Paris.  link

London

October 5, 2023

TZ with their moms at Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.  link

October 6, 2023

Tom and Z “...walking through a park with two bodyguards in west London when they couldn't keep their hands off each other, with Zendaya draping her arm over her boyfriend. Tom kept kissing her hand as they walked along."  link link2

TZ at Petersham Nurseries, a local Michelin Green Star restaurant.  link link2

LA

October 2023

Tom in LA at a restaurant with Z.  link

Tom and Z signed Spider-man posters for The Brothers Trust.  

link

Oakland/LA

October 20, 2023

TZ photographed at the Oakland and Burbank airports.  link

LA

October 23, 2023

“Hollywood’s cutest couple” papped shopping at Erewhon Market in LA.  link link2 link3

Las Vegas

November 5, 2023

Tom and Z in Las Vegas.  link

California

November 12, 2023

TZ spotted in Lemoore, CA.

November 24, 2023

Tom and Z spotted in Sacramento and Vacaville, California.  link

November 25, 2023

According to Claire, Z is in LA.  Note:  Claire had Noon from November 23-25.  

Bay Area

December 6, 2023

TZ spotted at Target in the San Francisco Bay Area.  link

December 7, 2023

Tom and Z spotted in San Francisco.  link

London

December 13, 2023

Tom and Z visited the Royal Marsden Hospital in London.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7 link8 link9 link10

December 19, 2023

Tom and Z were photographed shopping in London.  link

December 20, 2023

TZ were spotted shopping again today -- ‘tis the season.  link

December 21, 2023

TZ with the Hollands at The Little Big Things musical.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6

LA

January 14, 2024

During an interview at the Critics Choice Awards, Tom mentioned that he and Z will occasionally watch “Spider-man 1″ (Spider-man: Homecoming) to reminisce.  link

January 23, 2024

Tom posted a photo of Z in Paris to his story.  He also reposted and captioned a video of Z featuring lyrics from Cupid’s Chokehold with “This was made for me 😂” hence, confirming Z is his girlfriend.  link link2

London

February 14, 2024

TZ spent Valentine’s Day with Tom’s family celebrating the twins’ birthday at a pub.  link

February 15, 2024

Tom at the Dune 2 red carpet premiere in London.  link link2 link3 link4 link5

Tom and Z arriving at the Dune 2 after-party.  link link2

TZ leaving the Dune 2 after party together.  link

TZ were both styled in black fits for the event, with Tom dressed in Louis Vuitton, his ambassador girlfriend’s brand.  link

February 21, 2024

Tom posted the second Challengers trailer to his Instagram story.  link

February 2024 

Z said Tom has beautiful charisma and that “it works for me”.  link

Z said, "I think the more I'm around British people and they're my family now..."  link

When asked if she could bring back one thing from the UK, Z said her boyfriend.  link

California

March 17, 2024

TZ at the Indian Wells Open in California.  link link2 link3 link4 link5

Indian Wells Open

London

April 10, 2024

Tom at Z’s Challengers premiere in London.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7

April 11, 2024

Tom and Z papped together in London.  link

April 19, 2024

Law once again confirmed tomdaya 1.0.  link

May 10, 2024

TZ photographed holding hands in London.  link

May 23, 2024

Z arriving at the opening night performance of Tom’s Romeo & Juliet on the West End.  link  TZ departed the theater together.  link2 link3 link4 link5

Z took photos of Tom waving to the crowd from inside their ride.  link

TZ attended the Romeo & Juliet after-party.  link

May 29, 2024

TZ papped out and about in London.  link

June 5, 2024

Tom and Z photographed with a fan at the mall in Kingston.  link

June 6, 2024

Zendaya waiting for Tom after his PM Romeo & Juliet performance.  link link2

June 7, 2024

Z attended Tom’s Romeo & Juliet play tonight.  They exited the theater together holding hands.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6 link7

June 13, 2024

Zendaya exited the stage door tonight with Tom.  link link2

June 22, 2024

Romeo and Noon at the Duke of York’s Theatre today.  link link2 link3

June 23, 2024

Noon with Tom again tonight at the Duke of York’s Theatre.  link link2

June 28, 2024

Tom walked Noon, sans Zendaya, in Richmond Park.  link

July 1, 2024

Noon once again at the theater with Tom.  link link2 link3

July 13, 2024

Z with Nikki and Claire at Wimbledon.  link

July 19, 2024

Z attended another one of Tom’s Romeo & Juliet performances.  link

July 21, 2024

Tom and Z spotted out and about in Wimbledon.  link

July 27, 2024

Tom was papped walking TZ’s new protection pup, Daphne.  link

July 31, 2024

TZ spotted dining out and kissing in London near the Duke of York’s Theatre.  link link2 link3

August 3, 2024

Zendaya arrived at the Duke of York’s Theatre with a bouquet of roses for Tom’s final Romeo & Juliet performance on the West End.  link link2 link3

August 4, 2024

Tom and Z spotted walking their dogs in Richmond Park.  link

Hotel Castello di Reschio, Umbria Italy (Vacation)

August 6-20, 2024

Tom and Z vacationed at the Hotel Castello di Reschio in Umbria Italy.  link link2

Perugia Italy

August 12, 2024

Tom and Z photographed at the National Gallery in Perugia Italy.  link

August 14, 2024

Z and Tom spotted again in Perugia Italy.  link

August 19, 2024

Another Tom and Z sighting in Perugia.  link

August 20, 2024

Tom and Z spotted at the airport in Perugia.  link

London

August 22, 2024

Z and Tom in Kingston.  link

Scotland

August 26-27, 2024

TZ spotted dining at Gleneagles restaurants in Scotland.  link link2

August 28, 2024

Tom and Z photographed at Glasgow Airport in Scotland link and spotted holding hands.  link2

California

August 30-31, 2024

Zendaya and Tom photographed in LA at the airport and shopping in Calabasas.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6

September 1, 2024

TZ were spotted in Berkeley getting frozen yogurt and in San Francisco.  link link2

London

September 7, 2024

TZ at the musical, The Baker’s Wife, at Menier Chocolate Factory in London.  link link2 link3 link4 link5 link6

September 8, 2024

Tom and Z spotted in Surbiton.  link

Cornwall 

September 9-13, 2024, Holland Family Vacation

September 10, 2024

TZ spotted at a supermarket, having breakfast at a small cafe, and on CCTV while on vacation in Cornwall.  link link2 link3 link4 link5

September 11, 2024

Tom and Zendaya at the beach in Cornwall.  link link2

September 13, 2024

Dom Holland blogged about the Holland family holiday in St. Austell in Cornwall England.  link

Tiburon (Bay Area), California

October 5, 2024

TZ spotted having lunch with a group of people in Tiburon, CA.  link link2

October 16, 2024

Tom launched BERO today and one of his three brews is named after his and Z’s dog, Noon.  

October 17, 2024

During a podcast with Rich Roll, Tom mentioned Z and Noon several times:  1) Taking Noon to a meeting with Tom Rothman link, 2) one of his Bero brews is named after his “little dog” (Noon) link2, 3) Z’s kind comments regarding Tom’s TCR hair link3, 4) doing handiwork around Z’s house link4, 5) reading a draft Spider-man 4 script with Z link5, and 6) agreeing to do Romeo & Juliet without discussing it with Z link6.

October 19, 2024

Tom and BERO posted for Noon’s birthday on Instagram, calling him "My birthday boy" and "Tom's furry child," respectively.  link

New York

October 24, 2024

Zendaya in New York with Tom at the official BERO launch party.  link link3 link4 link5 link6  Tom rescued Z from autographers when they returned to their hotel tonight.  link2

BERO launch party, Nine Orchard Hotel, New York

Massachusetts 

Boston 

TZ at Trident Bookstore in Boston.  link

October 31, 2024

Tom spotted in Boston.  Z is in the area filming The Drama.

November 2024

Tom and Z walking Noon while sharing airpods in Boston.  link link2 link3 link4

TZ stopped for hot chocolate.  link link2 Tom was carrying Z’s phone in his pocket. link3

November 2, 2024

TZ spotted in Boston.  link link2 link3 link4

November 7, 2024

Tomdaya out and about in Boston with Noon link link5, and at a bookstore. link2  They were spotted together again tonight. link3 link4

November 8, 2024

Both Tom and Z have been cast in Christopher Nolan’s next movie which will begin filming early next year.

November 9, 2024

TZ photographed at a cafe today in Boston.  link

November 10, 2024

An autumn walk in Boston. link 

November 13, 2024

During an interview with Vanity Fair, Z discussed working with Tom and Noon’s love for Tom.  link

November 24, 2024

TZ out in Boston for BERO at the Foxhole bar.  link

November 27, 2024

Z and Tom with Claire and Noon in Boston.  link  Tom and Z got matching tattoos on their ribcages.  link2  Tom got a “z” and Z got a “t”.  They wanted to make sure they were the same size.  link3

Salem

November 29, 2024

TZ with Claire in Salem, Massachusetts.  link link4 While there, they stopped at the Kakawa Chocolate House  link2  and had their aura photo taken at HausWitch.  link3

Boston

November 30, 2024

TZ spotted with Noon and Claire in Boston.  link

California

Los Angeles

December 17, 2024

Zendaya and Tom were spotted with Noon shopping at Topanga mall.  link link2 link3 link4

Bay Area

January 1, 2025

TZ spotted having brunch in Tiburon, CA.  link

[burningvelvet]

On November 8th 1820, Claire Clairmont wrote some satirical stories in her journal about Lord Byron and Percy Shelley—they were written as ideas for caricatures (the Regency era term for what we would now call editorial cartoons or comic strips):

Wednesday, November 8th.

Caricature for Albé. He, sitting writing poetry, the words “Oh! faithless Woman” round the room, hearts are strewed, inscribed, “We died for love of you.” Another—he catching a lady by her waist, his face turned towards her, his other hand extended holding a club stick in the act of giving a blow to a man who is escaping. From his mouth,

“The maid I love, the man I hate

I'll kiss her lips and break his Pate.”

Three more to be called Lord Byron's Morning, Noon and Night. The first: he looking at the sky, a sun brightly shining—saying: "Come, I feel quite bold and cheerful—there is no God.”

The second towards evening, a grey tint spread over the face of Nature, the sun behind a cloud—a shower of rain falling—a dinner table in the distance covered with a profusion of dishes, he (with a Wallup) says—“What a change I feel in me after dinner; where we see design we suppose a designer; I'll be a Deist—I am a Deist."

The third—evening—candles just lighted, all dark without the windows (a cup of green tea on the table): and trees agitated much by wind beating against the panes, also thunder and lightning. He says

"God bless me, suppose there should be a God—it is as well to stand in his good graces. I'll say my prayers to-night, and write to Murray to put in a touch concerning the blowing of the last Trump."

Pistols are on the table, also daggers—bullets—Turkish scymitars . . .

Another to be called “Lord Byron's receipt for writing pathetic History.” He sitting drinking spirits, playing with his white mustachios. His mistress, the Fornaria, opposite him drinking coffee. Fumes coming from her mouth, over which is written "garlich;" these, curling, direct themselves towards his English footman who is just then entering the room and he is knocked backward. Lord B. is writing, he says.

"Imprimis, to be a great pathetic poet. First prepare a small colony, then dispatch the Mother, by worrying and cruelty, to her grave; afterwards to neglect and ill-treat the children—to have as many and as dirty mistresses as can be found; from their embraces to catch horrible diseases, thus a tolerable quantity of discontent and remorse being prepared, give it vent on paper, and to remember particularly to rail against learned women. This is my infallible receipt by which I have made so much money."

The last his death. He dead extended on his bed, covered all but his breast, which many wigged doctors are cutting open to find out (as one may be saying) what was the extraordinary disease of which this great man died—His heart laid bare, they find an immense capital “I” grown on its surface—and which has begun to pierce the breast—They are all astonishment. One says, “a new disease.” Another. “I never had a case of this kind before.” A third what medicines would have been proper, the fourth holding up his finger (A desert island.)

Caricature for poor dear S. He looking very sweet and smiling. A little Jesus Christ playing about the room. He says:

“Then grasping a small knife and looking mild

I will quietly murder that little child.”

Another. Himself and God Almighty. He says:

"If you please God Almighty, I had rather be damned with Plato and Lord Bacon than go to Heaven with Paley and Malthus." God Almighty: “It shall be as you please, pray don't stand upon ceremony."

Shelley's three aversions: God Almighty, Lord Chancellor, and didactic Poetry . . .

Sources: The Journals of Claire Clairmont edited by Marion Kingston Stocking, Harvard, 1968, Archive.org. “The Lord Byron / John Polidori relationship and the foundation of the early nineteenth-century literary vampire” by Matthew Beresford, University of Hertfordshire June 2019. Byron: A Biography by Marchand, Vol. II, 1957.

[the-forest-library]

July 2024 Reads

Funny Story - Emily Henry

Summer Romance - Annabel Monaghan

Until Next Summer - Ali Brady

All Roads Lead to Rome - Sabrina Fedel

Expiration Dates - Rebecca Serle

Director's Cut - Carlyn Greenwald

How to Get the Girl - Anita Kelly

Once Upon a Leap Year - Anna Bell

On the Bright Side - Anna Sortino

Near Misses & Cowboy Kisses - Katrina Emmel

Heir, Apparently - Kara McDowell

Only One Survives - Hannah Mary McKinnon

The Lost Alchemist - Samantha Vitale

The Fireborne Blade - Charlotte Bond

The Elizabeth Stories - Isabel Huggan

Pirate Stew - Neil Gaiman

Little Ghost Makes a Friend - Maggie Edkins Willis

Woe - Lucy Knisley

Give Me Space But Don't Go Far - Haley Weaver

Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up with Me - Mariko Tamaki, Rosemary Valero-O'Connell

Cat + Gamer, Volume 1 - Wataru Nadatani

None of the Above - Travis Albanaza

Cactus Country - Zoe Bossiere

Soundtrack of Silence - Matt Hay

Just Add Water - Katie Ledecky

I've Tried Being Nice - Ann Leary

Did I Ever Tell You? - Genevieve Kingston

I Shouldn't Be Telling You This - Chelsea Devantez

Little Earthquakes - Sarah Mandel

You Couldn't Ignore Me If You Tried - Susannah Gora

Healing Through the Vagus Nerve - Amanda Armstrong

Adult Survivors of Emotionally Abusive Parents - Sherrie Campbell

The Love Prescription - John M. Gottman, Julie Schwartz Gottman

Better Sex Through Mindfulness - Lori A. Brotto

Stop People Pleasing - Hailey Paige Magee

True to You - Kathleen Smith

Bold = Highly Recommend

Italics = Worth It

Crossed Out = Nope

Thoughts:  The latest Emily Henry audiobook narrated by Julia Whalen did not disappoint. And overall, this was a pretty decent reading month.

Goodreads Goal: 257/300 2017 Reads | 2018 Reads | 2019 Reads | 2020 Reads | 2021 Reads | 2022 Reads | 2023 Reads | 2024 Reads

[joannasteez]

sage

pairing: eddie kingston x black reader warning: lovey dovey smut. minors pls dni! authors note: this one is for my eddie girls lol word count: 1900 tagging: @harmshake @kill-the-artiste

brooklyn is quiet. the slow lazy drone of his car engine and soft to skirt steps as bleary nightlife party goers usher themselves along the street. brooklyn is quiet. annoyingly so. eddie itching to make it to your three story walk up. a right turn and then a left. a few miles of a drive and the slothful change of red street lights. his shoulders stiff and his eyes a little lower than usual. exhaustion rife. near a full consumption. but eddie is a stubborn prick about the things he wants. fights against himself as he makes his hands to parallel park. the short quick lock of his car before he's out and prepping tired bones for a trifling trek up too old steps. his head shaking. a wry smile and disbelief. fitting his car into too tight ass spaces—some people just couldn't fucking park to save a life—and begging his weary over wrestled body to endure the creaky and slightly tattered steps of an old brick house. 

some woman you are. and some fucking storm of adoration he's in. taking messy interstate highway traffic on the chin. slim bits of road rage and the calm delicate memory of your skin to appease the natural heat of his nature. 

the key you got made for him twisting in the door. a soft entry. your place still and smelling of warm vanilla. his tongue running hot and mindless at his lip, shuffling slow into your bedroom. body delicate and sleeping. light deep breaths and the wrap over of fine silk against your body. curled into the fluff of a pillow. 

his fingers itching. shoes forgotten as he steps up towards the bed. palms gentle, taking to the silk of the robe that covers your belly. a caressing shift of his hand, something delicate and lacking urgency. his mouth close to the heat of your skin as it runs over. pursing light to kiss along the sweet exposure of your neck. a tight jump of a reaction, your hands grabbing, pulled out of sleep. nails sinking in before they settle. "eddie", you sigh. still attempting to pull yourself from that harsh lingering drowsiness. your touch growing loving. soothing over where your nails had bitten into him. his thick fingers playing at curling into you, a knee dipping into the bed. his cap falling off along the sheets. lips going still, up the line of your neck till they linger at your jaw. gentle takes at your skin. his chest bursting hot with content as your sigh into the sweetness he gives. 

"missed you mama", he gives. a tender rasp that makes your skin shiver. his mouth spreading to a teasing little smile. intent lively in his hand as it roams. over soft silk till its reaching to hide at your inner thighs. warm and supple. your throat singing soft. feeling the generous weight of it.

your lips find his. pillowy and tender as they purse for a kiss. your thighs rubbing against the hold of his palm. a soft moan that undulates over him. legs parting slight. settling further into the plush of the bed. 

"missed you", airy before it delves into another little song of pleasure. a moan that heats his cheeks. your hands reaching to run along his beard. tongue slipping to wet your lips. a slight against his mouth that invites him to groan for you. "didn't realize i was sleep", you give. nailing at the fresh cut of his hair. 

"s'alright". a short pat to your leg before he leaves you splayed along the bed. riled up and wanting. eyes low and lingering along his little maneuvers around your room. free and comfortable with an easy undress of his clothes. short burly grunts as he feels his muscles tense and flame up sore. your lashes giving him a sweet batting flutter. rolling over on your belly. face in your hands. staring at him with an overly hot intentions. "m'feelin that green though", he says. chin jutting to point out the color of your silk robe. a mellow sage color that attempts to match the color of his eyes.

his shirt and pants forgotten. steps padding to your bathroom. the sweet tired carry of your voice tugging the base of his belly. a sound he wouldn't mind hearing more often. "s'more to feel underneath it". and he can hear the smile over your words. toying with his sore exhaustion till its a mere faint thing playing along his body. coaxing him to endure for the sake of something lighter than wrestling born injuries. his imagination threatening to run wild amidst the quiet of your bathroom. "is that right?" eddie gives. shower running fast and warm as it steps in.

a faint "yeah", blending with the rain over of the water. his movements quick and efficient. letting the heat of the water and the cleanse of your little minty soap subdue him enough till he's toweling off to meet you back on the bed. your robe forgotten. idle along the floor. his palms nearly filled to the brim with impatience as he draws back the covers. a silent maneuvering, skin slipping against skin, his back propped up along your nest of pillows as you settle atop his lap. 

the quiet of the night filling with the wet slip of your mouth against his. a shifting caress along your thighs and the steady growth of heavy breaths. thick fingers everywhere they can touch, prying and slotting till they skim under the pretty pastel sage of your panties. a cautioned touch seeking to breathe life back into the stillness of his memory. wrestling and traveling forcing a slight forgetfulness. but such simple touches is all he needs. the take of your hot needy tongue and the roll over of your hips. thin panties teasing up against the cotton of his boxers till he's groaning and firming up the gentleness of his touch. lips a little less easy and the lick of his tongue more amorous. 

eddie groans. takes a deep fall into his well of adoration. feels a squeezing in his chest and the skid of a shiver up his spine. your thumbs pressing into the grey-black of his beard. lips a deep twist along his till they break. your breaths heavy as he finds sensitive skin to nip at. a trail along the vanilla scent of your neck. 

"love holdin you", his words slipping over your skin. lips pushing into your pulse as he mumbles ardently. "love feelin you all up on me". 

your hips rock into him. fragile panties roughing up against the thick ache of his dick. a sucker for his little words of affirmation. but you've always been that way. subdued easy by his coarse tone and lax demeanor. eager for the full consumption of his touch and his late night mumbling passions. his fingers hot everywhere still. a quick unclasp of your bra before its tossed and forgotten. the bristle of his beard running up against your tender skin. mouth leaving a wet trail in the wake of lingering kisses. tongue led and nipping slight to beautify already beautiful skin. 

his intentions lead him faithfully. the thick pads of overworked fingers taking to a gentleness that melts you into him. firm and secure as he peels away your panties to slot against the slick quiver of your slit. lower lips working to open without much hesitancy as your hips chase the run of them. his mouth finding yours again. never being able to stray too far before they tingle needy and impatient. searching for the fullness that riles them to grow sloppy and singleminded. the wispy charm of moans too broken to be whole working to perform a sweet ache in his belly. throbbing hot and ready as your hips work with a greater fervor. chasing the prod of his fingers. 

"what else do you love?"  your palms cradling his head to keep him close. seeking the security of his adoration. lapping lazily at his tongue. making him dizzy. 

his lips pull away. a short break from their cling to you before his beard his running against your cheek. an aimless knock of his nose against yours as he slips further through the growing mess of your slit. middle and ring fingers gently teasing as they make to dip into you before a sneaky retreat. a cyclic process that dismembers your patience and reduces your little pleasured songs to whines. lips swollen as you search for his again. hips dragging still for friction. for the press of his hard achy dick. another little whine that lets him know just how desperate you are for him.

"love this pretty little face of yours", eddie gives. 

tender kisses to your jaw. your hands cradling him still. 

"love your pretty face too".

and he snorts. thinks you're too deep and lost in him to realize your strange stringing together of words. 

"my mug?", mouth against the seam of yours. "yeah fuckin right".

"m'being serious eddie". your eyes falling into him. the cradle about his head less loose and aimless. fixed in.

a stutter in his chest, the short irregularity just as sweet as your mouth. 

"i hear you baby", taken by the severity of your eyes. the support they give your words. "i hear you". 

a sigh of relief as your body performs good for him. always so good and pliant. dripping messily and clinging desperate as he slots his fingers into you. a surety coming with such deft ministrations. a groan singing heavily from his chest as he roughs you closer. a thick hand prying till they spread you further. an angle that makes the wet stroke of his fingers easier. his tongue lapping at your pulse as your hips grind to fuck against his fingers. his teeth giving into the skin to nip and tug. lazy melodic moans breaking off into the breathy quiet of the room. adoration taking to mix amongst the cool green of his eyes. something like butterfly's bullying his belly, but the feeling lacks that classic shyness so easily attached to it. a heated burden that neither makes him skittish or unsure. settling to live there as you rock over him. your clit messy and swollen as it rushes over the fabric of his briefs. and fuck, maybe the burden is just the overwork of his nerves. body exhausted and sensitive in its own right. 

he'd barely touched you yet and you him. and already he's on the precipice of coming undone like a fucking teenager.

an amused little smile painting into your chest as his head falls there. kissing the hard bud of a nipple. tongue lapping and your pussy clenching along with such a delicious sensation. surrendering to such a sweet burning as you moan still atop him. 

his fingers working diligent still. deepening as they stroke against that wet tender spot that forces your resolve to deadened. legs opening over him more. a steady rhythm in your hips. face tucking into his neck as you kiss and curse delicate at his skin. working yourself to a sweet finish. 

"forgot how soft and warm you are", he rasps. shifting along the pillows to lay against them. "love the way she opens up for me". 

beautiful as ever. fully consumed. pretty lips parted as your jaw goes lax. "right there baby", small and fragile. slipping into the air faint and pleading. 

and who is he not to oblige? who is he not to please you well? 

"yeah? got you feelin good huh?"

"yes". you groan. a light seize over him as you pulse and shudder. soaking his fingers as he strokes you to work through release. catching at his lips for a sleepy kiss. sloppy tongue and your hips rutting still. the night quiet save for the coupling of groans. 

[toasttt11]

worth it

August 2, 2020

Cutter was waiting on the swing on her front porch for the Mcgroarty to show up.

The restrictions for Covid loosened and Rutger’s family was coming out to Cutter’s family lake house in Arizona to spend some well needed time together.

Cutter rolled her eyes annoyed at Kennedy and Keegan arguing again, she had been stuck with the two fighting constantly the entire quarantine.

Cutter turned her head seeing her littlest sibling and her favorite sibling, Kingston. Kingston was rolling her eyes looking just as annoyed listening to their siblings arguing, “Do they know how to be quiet.” Kingston sassily mumbled.

Cutter pressed her lips together smiling proudly at her seven year old sister, “And this Kingsy is why you’re my favorite.” Cutter muttered to her baby sister as she pressed a soft kiss to her head.

Kingston proudly smiled, from the second she was born it was so obvious that Cutter was her favorite.

Cutter got up seeing the car pull into the driveway and she headed to the stairs rolling her eyes as Kennedy pushed past her to get to Molly first.

Rutger grinned widely as he got out of the car seeing his best friend, Cutter titled her head to the side opening her arms slightly and actually smiling for once.

Rutger immediately bounded right over to her tackling her into a tight hug almost knocking them both over with how hard he tackled her.

Cutter let out a fond breath gripping onto Rutger just as tightly back.

“I’ve missed you so much.” Rutger mumbled holding on to Cutter so tightly in fear she would be away from him again.

“I missed you too.” Cutter quietly admitted, she had missed Rutger and also was anxiously waiting to tell him she feels the same.

Rutger very reluctantly let go of his best friend from their hug to let her greet the rest of his family.

“Cutter!” Cindy beamed pulling her future daughter in law into a tight hug, rocking her side to side, “You have grown even more beautiful my dear.” Cindy softly cooed holding Cutter’s face delicately in her hands.

“Thank you.” Cutter flushed slighty just as she does every time Cindy compliments her, it means a lot coming from Cindy but as she also knows Cindy is being completely honest.

“Cut!!” Molly grinned walking past her mother and pulling Cutter into a very tight hug, Cutter has and will always be Molly’s favorite out of Rutger’s friends.

“Hi Mols.” Cutter softly greeted her back, Cutter does not enjoy a lot of the more “Girly” things but the few times she does it is because she is doing them with Molly and she’s gonna to see Molly as an older sister.

Jim waited until his girls were done saying hi to Cutter before he pulled her into a gentle hug.

“Alright give me my Cutter back.” Rutger grumbled wanting to be with his beta friend after being apart for so long, he didn’t notice he called her his but Cutter did and she flushed slightly.

Rutger wrapped his arm around her shoulder making her lean against him.

Molly chuckled at her brother and just shook her head fondly.

Kim and Cindy shared a knowing glance that made Kim nod her head with smile making Cindy bean excitedly.

“Come on you dork.” Cutter rolled her eyes fondly at her best friend and pulled him into her house past their two families.

Rutger happily let her pull her through her house and to her bedroom.

Rutger immediately let go of her hand when he stepped inside her room and flopped onto her bed sighing happy cuddling into her fluffy blankets and getting the scent of Cutter.

Cutter just shook her head fondly but was smiling watching Rutger as she has missed his cuddling and napping on her bed, she never understood why Rutger likes laying on her bed so much.

“Come here.” Rutger softly whispered pleading with her as he held out his arms towards her.

Cutter blinked slightly not use to Rutger straight up asking for her to cuddle but took a deep breath and got into bed laying down next to Rutger laying her head on his chest and immediately feeling Rutger’s arms wrap around her and feeling him sigh happily.

“I’ve missed you so much.” Rutger mumbled against the top of her head closing his eyes peacefully, feeling so happy having Cutter in his arms and it gave him hope she might be getting ready to feel the same for him.

“I’ve missed you too.” Cutter admitted whispering against his chest, she never had cuddled like this Rutger and she was curtain herself for not doing it sooner, she has never felt more comfortable or content.

Rutger smiled happily hearing her words, “What was that? Is the Cutter Gauthier admitting she had missed me!” Rutger teased her poking her side making her squirm.

Cutter chuckled grabbing Rutger’s hand to stop him from poking her anymore, “I did miss you.” Cutter admitted again hiding her face in Rutger’s chest.

Rutger smiled softly squeezing her tighter pressing a very soft kiss to the top of her head.

Cutter and Rutger cuddled together for a good while and both of them dozing off for a while in each other’s arms.

Cutter was fiddling with the bracelets stacked on Rutger’s wrist having woke up before Rutger and didn’t want to get out of his embrace.

Rutger woke up and felt his heart squeeze happily realizing he had been napping with Cutter in his arms but she was also still there when he woke up and just fiddling with his brackets.

Rutger looked at Cutter’s face and could tell it was thoughtful and knew she was thinking hard over something.

“What are you thinking about in that brain of yours?” Rutger softly teased poking her forehead softly.

Cutter bit her lip looking at Rutger slightly fearfully but took a deep breath remembering her mother’s words.

She took a deep breath and sat up looking at Rutger, “Do you still feel the same towards me?” Cutter was nervous that Rutger might no longer feel the same towards her and she could not blame him because she had made him wait for so long.

Rutger’s eyes widen in shock and he slowly looked hopeful, he sat up grabbing Cutter’s hands, “I will always feel the same toward you. I told you i would wait forever for you.” Rutger softly reassured her, to Rutger she was worth waiting for her.

Rutger felt hopefully as Cutter started this conversation and hoped maybe she was going to admit she felt something for him.

Cutter let out a small sigh of relief hearing Rutger’s reassuring words.

Cutter took a deep breath gripping onto Rutger’s hands tighter, “It scares me. How much i feel for your Rutger James. I always have and i’ve tried to push it away for a long while now but i don’t want to hide what i feel for you no longer.” Cutter slowly cupped his face with one of her hands making Rutger happily lean into her touch as he listened to her speak.

“And what do you feel for me?” Rutger softly whispered smiling softly at her, he was beaming as he realized Cutter was admitting she felt something for him.

“I love you.” Cutter admitted to Rutger whispering just as softly back. Cutter had to take the step and admit her feelings and she no longer wanted to held back by her fear, she loves Rutger and she wants him to know that.

Rutger let out a small breathy chuckle feeling his heart squeezing tightly as he heard her say the words he has been dreaming of her saying for a long time.

“You do?” Rutger whispered in disbelief looking at her with hopeful eyes bringing his hand up to cover her hand that was still holding his face gently.

“I do.” Cutter softly smiling as she reassured him and she was happy seeing how happy her words have made Rutger.

“I love you I love you I love you I love you.” Rutger repeated over and over as he pressed multiple kisses around her face making her laugh and wrap her arms around his shoulder pulling him closer to her.

Rutger put his hands on her waist pulling her closer making her sit on his lap as he sat on her bed still.

Cutter leaned her forehead against his forehead letting out a happy sigh, she has been scared for so long of admitting her feelings but seeing how happy it made Rutger made her wish she told him sooner.

“I love you.” Rutger whispered softly rubbing his nose softly against her nose. Rutger couldn’t believe she really did feel the same for him and that she finally admitted her feelings.

“I love you too.” Cutter whispered back just as softly and she leaned closer making the two lips finally touch again.

Rutger and Cutter both let out identical sighs as they finally kissed again, something they both have been waiting for since they kissed for the first time.

“This does mean i can be your boyfriend now right?” Rutger cheekily questioned the second they stopped kissing.

Cutter let out a fond laugh rolling her eyes fondly at her boyfriend, “Yes Rut you’re my boyfriend.” Cutter reassured him before pressing her lips back to his.

“Awesome.” Rutger mumbled all distracted as he desperately pressed his lips against his girlfriend’s and holding her tightly to him.

[thesupreme316]

I was meant to send this earlier but I’m just now getting to it.

AEW stars of your choice reacting to the fem!reader having her/a wrestlermaiea moment, like winning a title or ended a rivalry.

AEW Stars React to: Your Wrestlemania Moment

Pairings: Eddie Kingston X Fem!Reader (Platonic?), Ricky Starks X Fem!Reader, Daniel Garcia X Fem! Reader, Mark Briscoe X Fem!Reader (Platonic), Jeff Hardy x Fem!Reader (Platonic?), Hook X Fem!Reader, Dante Martin X Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1.1K

Supreme Speaks: Thank you to @hookerforhook for requesting and supporting me. I apologize for being off the radar as shit as been hitting the fan in my life. I will upload more posts this week. But as always, my inbox and requests is open for everyone. P.S you are loved and greatly appreciated.

Warnings: None really....i think, gifs are not mine, I repeat: gifs are NOT mine

Taglist: @triscillal @wwenhlimagines @hooks-martin @hookerforhook @sheinthatfandom @eddie-kingstons-wifey

Backstory

Winning the Title:

You won the Royal Rumble and had a first-class ticket to Wrestlemania

Where, also, you had the opportunity to the main event with Becky (Or Charlotte or whoever else you want)

After a feud that has been brewing for a couple of months, it all came down to this

You were gonna walk in as the challenger and walk out as the champion

And you did exactly that

All while giving the crowd and fans around the world memorable moments and five-star moves

After 15 minutes, the bell rung and all was said and done as you held the championship over your head

You celebrated with those at ringside (family, friends, fans) before blowing a kiss to the camera

But most importantly to the person who has always supported you, no matter where he is

Ending a Rivalry:

You have been in a rivalry with Liv Morgan (or someone else)

At first, you two were running the division as a tag team before being split up due to comparisons and underlying tensions

After months and months of scathing promos, vicious attacks, and iconic moments

You two were set to wrestle in a No Holds Barred match at Wrestlemania

Even though y’all weren’t the main event, ya’ll stole the show

With moments that involved blood (if you wish), ladders, kendo sticks, and breaking tables

In the end, you were the only one standing with your hand raised as the winner

You helped Liv up before hugging in the middle of the ring

Eddie Kingston

This man would be screaming “I told you so” to everyone and their mommas

Blows up your phone with spam of “You did good! I guess” “Drag her!” “Dawg you suck lol jk” “I’m proud”

You know how Eddie just randomly posts stuff? He’ll just post a pic of you at Wrestlemania followed by memes or old Japanese Wrestling

Eddie would try his best to promote your win to everyone in his line of sight

Cuts a promo and ends with “Also, congrats to Y/N! Hella proud of you skunk”

I also have a feeling that because Eddie is close with you, he would take this win for you a little more personally than how people would expect

He’s happy that you’re experiencing something that he has yet to have

Ricky Starks

MANS IS HELLA PROUD

Wishes he was there ringside, but Ricky sends his support from afar

Make three separate Instagram posts and five tweets about you, all talking about how you’re amazing (and how you’ll meet stroke daddy later)

“LOOK AT MY BABY WITH THE W”

Makes all of his friends congratulate you with posts and comments (will literally take their phones and do it for them if they don’t)

Refers to you in promos to make his opponents (especially ex-WWE) jealous

“Well, unlike you, my girlfriend was actually able to have her Mania moment”

Spoils with presents (wink wink) you as soon as you guys are reunited

Daniel Garcia

THIS MAN IS A MENACE WITH YOUR WIN

“Your win is my win right? So technically I won at Wrestlemania too?” “No.”

Makes your win his Twitter header (don’t matter if you’re together or not)

Will brag on Isiah’s vlogs and to the JAS

Will taunt people like “Did your girlfriend win at Wrestlemania? No, didn’t think so”

Like Ricky, he will post you on his Instagram and Twitter with simple or funny captions

Would genuinely be proud of you and all of your accomplishments;

And would definitely make your Wrestlemania picture/outfit his Home Screen

Mark Briscoe (My twin flame)

HOMEBOY FUNNY AS FUCK

Would definitely tell you that he saw it coming “I CALLED IT!”

Would send you some flowers that remind him of you and tells you that you did a good job

Mark will ramble on and on about your match to Penta and Fenix

Will turn a promo into being about your win

Will compare your victory to an animated movie where the hero wins all the time

“You know like that one film?” “Cars?” “No…Up! That’s what it called”

Although he hasn’t made it to WWE yet, he is extremely proud of you and will defend your victory till the very end

Jeff Hardy

THIS MAN IS BEYOND EXCITED

As a man who has had his Wrestlemania moment; he’s happy that he had yours sooner rather than later

Will recount his own Wrestlemania moments and reminisce as he looks at your bright smile

Jeff would be the one who dedicates his next gear and facepaint to your Wrestlemania gear

Gives you a spill (speech) about living up to standards and upstaging yourself on future occasions

“And if you don’t feel confident…just jump off the ladder, the floor will catch you”

I want to say that in future matches he would use your signature move or like a common move that you use

Jeff is so damn sweet and will continuously support your accomplishments

Dante Martin

This man is a cutie patootie

Darius would definitely post Dante’s reaction (involves him jumping up and down and screaming at the screen)

Would FaceTime you and just listen to you talk about the entire thing from your perspective

Would call/text you “I’m so proud of you baby”

Cites you (and this specific moment) as his inspiration for future interviews

Would have flowers delivered to you with a little note attached

Hook:

His silent celebrations speak volumes

Would definitely take you out to show how proud he is

I feel like that Hook would be the type to like a post about your victory/moment

But what would really solidify your relationship would be that he posted you on his story with a black heart

That’s also how he confirms your relationship

The wrestling world goes wild as he also wears a hoodie of your merch or posts a picture of ya’ll kissing

Like Dante would also have flowers delivered to you, idc what you say

"I love you and I'm so proud of you"

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 12/10/23

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Kenny Omega - 82.1% smash, 375 total votes

The Golden Lovers (Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi) - 80.4% smash, 367 total votes

El Desperado - 80.3% smash, 279 total votes

Drew McIntyre - 79.3% smash, 270 total votes

Chyna - 78.2% smash, 239 total votes

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash, 237 total votes

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash, 231 total votes

Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash, 158 total votes

Sinn Bodhi - 27.3% smash, 161 total votes

Tony D'Angelo - 41.5% smash, 193 total votes

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Kenny Omega - 375 votes

The Golden Lovers - 367 votes

Jeff Hardy - 314 votes

Wheeler Yuta - 310 votes

Christian Cage (Brood variant) - 288 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Ranjin Singh - 158 votes

Sinn Bodhi - 161 votes

Ravenous Randy Myers - 186 votes

Tony D'Angelo - 193 votes

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 231 votes

The closest match was Ravenous Randy Myers, who won 95-91.

Top Five Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Eddie Kingston - 82.8% smash

Kenny Omega - 82.1% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Bottom Five Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Chyna - 78.2% smash

Penelope Ford - 72.9% smash

Top Men Overall

Eddie Kingston - 82.8% smash

Kenny Omega - 82.1% smash

El Desperado - 80.3% smash

Drew McIntyre - 79.3% smash

Orange Cassidy - 77.1% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4%

First things first, thank you so much for voting, reblogging, liking, following, and sending in requests. This blog passed 250 followers this week, which is very cool. It is so fun to see how you guys vote, and going through your requests has been a great way to learn a little more about wrestlers that I'm often not super familiar with. My pinned post has been updated with links to the results table and a CSV for my fellow spreadsheet nerds.

Thank you also for being cool about my request regarding violent tags. I haven't had to block anyone yet, and I hope it stays that way.

As for this week's polls, it is VERY amusing to me that you all prefer regular Kane to Corporate Kane by 31 points. That is a LOT. Corporate Kane scored lower than The Boogeyman, who will probably always be my yardstick for smashability. Are you doing better than The Boogeyman? Then you can't be doing too badly.

Around 1/4 of you are clown fuckers! Sinn Bodhi scored 27.3% smash, while a couple weeks ago, Doink the Clown scored 28.3% smash.

Wheeler Yuta tied Orange Cassidy, with both of them getting 77.1% smash. OC received more votes overall (and therefore more smash votes). Looks like Best Friends truly is the most fuckable faction.

Max Caster got 59.2% smash to Anthony Bowens' 74.8%. I'm curious to see how they do as a pair, and what happens when Billy Gunn enters the arena.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@booboo-eyedbambi on Christian Cage (Brood variant): #he looks like the fakest realest vampire#like he looked at the trends at the time and went bet#anyway im kissing him on the mouth with tongue#stumble ur way through a conversation talking about how ur just playing vampire while i stare at ur real fangs

@booboo-eyedbambi on Max Caster: #he has to rap about getting in my pants before i smash him tho

@mancewarner on Christian Cage (Brood variant): #outta the way gayboy im about to see what else he can suc- [i am carried away by bats]

@mancewarner on Tony D'Angelo: #my beautiful mob husband he gives me $300 for my nails every week and we have matching his and hers velvet tracksuits

@bratchristiancage on Dave Bautista: #that's my dad#still smash tho i have eyes

@sequentialprophet on El Desperado: #I wanna know why ZSJ is always yanking on his lil ears 😏

[magical-boy-bracket]

Finally, it's here! The Magical Boy Bracket round 1! Polls will start being posted hopefully some time this week, with one post every 5 minutes.

Polls will last one week. Any losers for this round will be sent to the losers bracket the week after.

Please be reminded of this very important rule when reblogging or commenting on posts: "Don't be an asshole to me or to anyone else in this tournament, and please no excessive hate towards a specific character or source material. Otherwise, you will be blocked."

Text version for easier understanding under the cut! Has full names of characters, alter ego names where it applies, as well as source titles! (Some longer titles are shown in full the first time they appear, but are then shortened the in their next appearances (which will also be done for the polls). Also, please let me know if I wrote any names or titles wrong.)

Top left (matches 1 - 16):

Akito Hibino / Lofty Purple (Bokura wa Mahou Shounen) VS Aoi Shibuya (Tokyo Mew Mew Ole)

Hojo Omamori (Fairy Ranmaru: Anata no Kokoro Otasuke Shimasu) VS Kazuki Yasaka (Sarazanmai)

Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara) VS Nagihiko Fujisaki (Shugo Chara)

Masayoshi Hazama / Samurai Flamenco (Samurai Flamenco) VS Natsuki Nanahoshi (Mahou Shounen Natsuki x Loveits)

Jake Long (American Dragon Jake Long) VS Ren Amamiya / Joker (Persona 5)

Idia Shroud (Twisted Wonderland) VS Tsuyoshi Kijino / Kijibrother (Avataro Sentai Donbrothers)

Kaito Hinomiya (Dear my Magial Boys) VS Kikyou / Fragrant Rose (Magical Boy Troubles)

Sougo Tokiwa / Kamen Rider Zi-O (Kamen Rider Zi-O) VS Alice "Azz" Asmodeus (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Asahi Minamikawa (Mewkledreamy) VS Kaito Odagiri / Thrilling Pink (Bokura wa Mahou Shounen)

Chrono Harlaown (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) VS Erio Mondial (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS)

Jotaro Kujo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders) VS Chiaki Nagoya / Kaitou Sinbad (Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne)

Kairi Sanjo (Shugo Chara) VS Tadase Hotori (Shugo Chara)

Mahad / Dark Magician (Yu-Gi-Oh) VS Mem Mem (Delicious Party Precure)

Andromeda Shun (Saint Seiya) VS Pegasus Seiya (Saint Seiya)

Orion Eden (Saint Seiya Omega) VS Shuu Rei Fuan (Yoroiden Samurai Troopers)

Vanitas (Vanitas no Carte) VS Ben Tennyson (Ben 10)

Top Right (matches 17 - 32):

Akihiko Beppu / Melty Luna (Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love!) VS Akoya Gero / Chevalier Perlite (Boueibu)

Atsushi Kinugawa / Battle Lover Epinard (Boueibu) VS En Yufuin / Battle Lover Cerulean (Boueibu)

Gora Hakone / Maximum Gorar (Boueibu) VS Haruhiko Beppu / Salty Sol (Boueibu)

Ibushi Arima / Chevalier Argent (Boueibu) VS Io Naruko / Battle Lover Sulfur (Boueibu)

Ryuu Zaou / Battle Lover Vesta (Boueibu) VS Furanui de Shakin Honyalala (Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Happy Kiss)

Ichiro Dougo / Spazio Kiss (Boueibu HK) VS Karurusu de Yutari Honyalala (Boueibu HK)

Kyotarou Shuzenji / Fiore Kiss (Boueibu HK) VS Maasa Shirahone / Ritter Amethyst (Boueibu HK)

Nanao Wakura / Luna Kiss (Boueibu HK) VS Ryouma Kirishima / Stella Kiss (Boueibu HK)

Taiju Unazuki / Ritter Rosenquartz (Boueibu HK) VS Taishi Manza / Neve Kiss (Boueibu HK)

Callum (The Dragon Prince) VS Danny Fenton / Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom)

Chris Kratt (Wild Kratts) VS Martin Kratt (Wild Kratts)

Farran (Lego Elves) VS Gus Porter (The Owl House)

Guy Hamdon / SheZow (SheZow) VS Sinedd (Galacktik Football)

Prince Adam / He-Man (He-Man) VS Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon (Lego Ninjago) VS Mephisto (Lolirock)

Sulfus (Angel's Friends) VS Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Bottom Left (matches 33 - 48):

Link (The Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom) VS Lucas (Mother 3)

Arthur Aguefort (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) VS Evan Kelmp (Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic)

Whitney Jammer (Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic) VS Kingston Brown (Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City)

Billy Batson / Shazam (DC Comics) VS Carter Kane (The Kane Chronicles)

Nico di Angelo (The Heroes of Olympus) VS Perseus Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Anselmo Flores / White Knight Heather (Dame Daffodil) VS Basil Caraway (Magical Boy Basil)

Reo Menezes (Majestikal Mistake) VS Sage (Strawberry Seafoam)

Sara / Adora Flora (Magical Mom) VS Kento Fukamiya / Kamen Rider Espada (Kamen Rider Saber)

Hikaru / Holy Saint Sungel (Mahou Sentai Magiranger) VS Kai Ozu / MagiRed (Mahou Sentai Magiranger)

Makito Ozu / MagiGreen (Mahou Sentai Magiranger) VS Xander Bly / Green Mystic Ranger (Power Rangers Mystic Force)

Tsubasa Ozu / MagiYellow (Mahou Sentai Magiranger) VS Chip Thorn / Yellow Mystic Ranger (Power Rangers Mystic Force)

Juuru Atsuta / Kiramai Red (Mashin Sentai Kiramager) VS Lucky / Shishi Red (Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger)

Kaito Goshikida / Zenkaizer (Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger) VS Stacey / Stacaesar (Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger)

Sonoi (Avataro Sentai Donbrothers) VS Antonio Garcia / Golden Power Ranger (Power Rangers: Samurai)

Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader (Star Wars) VS Mamoru Chiba / Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)

Ata Ibusuki / Ritter Diamant (Boueibu HK) VS Blue Knight (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Bottom Right (matched 49 - 64)

Homura Hoterase (Fairy Ranmaru) VS Jyuuka Mutsuoka (Fairy Ranmaru)

Ranmaru Ai (Fairy Ranmaru) VS Sirius Tenroin (Fairy Ranmaru)

Takara Utashiro (Fairy Ranmaru) VS Kukai Soma (Shugo Chara)

Shigeo Kageyama "Mob" (Mob Psycho 100) VS Ezra Bridger (Star Wars: Rebels)

Magnus Chase (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard) VS Gentarou Kisaragi / Kamen Rider Fourze (Kamen Rider Fourze)

Kosuke Nitoh / Kamen Rider Beast (Kamen Rider Wizard) VS Ryotaro Nogami / Kamen Rider Den-O (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Tetsuo Daishinji / Kamen Rider Slash (Kamen Rider Saber) VS Touma Kamiyama / Kamen Rider Saber (Kamen Rider Saber)

Merlin (Merlin) VS John Constantine (DC Comics)

Yumoto Hakone / Battle Lover Scarlet (Boueibu) VS Kinshiro Kusatsu / Chevalier Aurite (Boueibu)

Uruu Seiren (Fairy Ranmaru) VS Adrien Agreste / Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)

Yakumo Katou / AoNinja (Shuriken Sentai Ninninger) VS Liam Farrow / Emerald Heart (Magical Warrior: Diamond Heart)

Henri Wakamiya / Cure Infini (HUGtto Precure) VS Pikario / Rio Kuroki (Kira Kira Precure A La Mode)

Takumi Shinada / Black Pepper (Delicious Party Precure) VS Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Alex Harvey-Iniguez / Garnet Heart (Magical Warrior: Diamond Heart) VS Max Owen (Magical Boy)

Kouta Kazuraba / Kamen Rider Gaim (Kamen Rider Gaim) VS Haruto Soma / Kamen Rider Wizard (Kamen Rider Wizard)

Syaoran Li (Cardcaptor Sakura) VS Tsubasa Yuunagi / Cure Wing (Hirogaru Sky Precure)

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Where I Belong Series

Summary: Let’s get small glimpses of Eddie, Salem and Fox’s daily lives. No order required, read it as you wish.

Pairings: Eddie Kingston x Fox (reader), Salem (daughter)

Salem’s 19th birthday present will remind the Kingston’s family once again of how two become one.

Tag: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @melissahausen , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @baysexuality , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @moxkindagirl , @im-just-a-mississippi-girl

“Alright, Sae. You’re ready?” You asked with a confident smile.

Your daughter clapped excitedly and braced herself when you turned on the hair clippers.

“Oh she’s gonna do it, she’s gonna do it. Drum roll” Eddie tapped on the bathroom wall like drums as Salem pressed the hair clippers against her forehead.

She slid the blade through her hair and yelled in excitement when her waist-long hair fell on the ground.

This was what your daughter wanted for her 19th birthday: hair clippers so she could shave her head.

“Ouch, it’s pulling on my hair” She winced in pain

“That’s because it’s too long to go with the clippers straight away, Lemmy. I told you it was better to cut it first” You chuckled and retrieved the clippers away from your daughter’s grasp.

Grabbing the hair scissors from the bathroom cabinet, you tied her thick, hazelnut hair in a ponytail before cutting it as close to the root as possible.

Along with doing the one thing she was craving the most for the past 6 months, Salem decided to also help those in need by donating her hair to a charity company that made human hair wigs for women and children who were undergoing cancer treatment or had alopecia.

For many years Salem’s hair was complimented, envied, desired, and a topic of heated discussion between hairdressers whenever she decided to chop off a few inches. No one could understand how someone with such long, thick, shiny, healthy hair was able to even think of cutting it short - let alone shave it off!

But Salem Kingston wouldn’t be Salem Kingston if she didn’t love to cause a commotion. And you wouldn’t be her mother if you weren’t already used to the fact that Salem - much like her father - would always do the exact opposite of what people want her to do.

Truth be told, you didn’t care if your daughter wanted to be bald or have waist-long hair as long as she was happy. And you could proudly say your husband thought the same.

Eddie’s words echoed in your mind “My baby girl will do what my baby girl wants to do and I support her rights as much as I support her wrongs. Just don’t tell her I said that otherwise, she’ll take advantage of me”.

“There we go, now it’ll be easier” You stated, laying her thick ponytail inside the grocery bag Eddie brought to you.

“Thanks, Mom” Salem smiled and continued to shave her head.

You quickly glanced at Eddie, who had tears pooling in his eyes already. A faint chuckle escaped your lips as you kissed his cheek “Hold it together, papa bear. I’ll go grab the Polaroid so we can take some pictures”

Before leaving the bathroom you stared one more time at Eddie and Salem side by side. Now, with half of her head shave, she looked so much like Eddie. The strong, thick eyebrows, the big expressive green eyes, and now the buzzcut. These two made up the two pieces of your heart.

“What’s wrong, Dad? You don’t like it? Do you think I look ugly?” Doubt could be heard in Salem’s voice as she looked at her father’s reflection in the mirror.

“Of course not, chickadee! You look gorgeous, baby! I’m just emotional because you’ve grown so fast and now look at you, you’re a woman now! You’re not my little princess no more, the one that came running after me backstage whenever I walked to the gorilla, crying and asking me to stay with you a bit longer because you didn’t want me to go out in the ring and get a boo-boo. You’re growing up and don’t need your old man anymore”

“Dad” Salem turned off the clippers and turned around so she could look at her father face to face, “I’ll always need you! I don’t know what I'll do without you the day I move out. You’re my dad, the one man I know will never let me down, you’re my teacher, my best friend, my twin” Salem smiled when Eddie chuckled at her last statement. “You’re the only person on earth who truly understands me. Because we’re the same… ‘two hearts beating as one’, wasn’t that what you always told me when I was a kid?”

Eddie nodded and Salem continued “It’ll always be like that, Dad. No one can ever change or replace it, no matter how old I am or where I am, you’re my father and I love you forever”

Eddie pulled Salem towards him in a tight bear hug, not minding the hairs that were already sticking to his shirt. As the tears rolled down his bearded cheeks, he stated “I love you, kiddo. I love you to the moon and back. I love you in this life-“

“And in the next one” Salem completed her father’s sentence for him before she pulled back “So, will you help me shave the back? Because I can’t see shit”

Eddie chuckled before taking the clippers off her hand “Girl, you know I got some mad barber shop skills”. He pressed the blade against Salem’s head and shelved the short hair on the nape of her neck when you suddenly called from the bathroom door:

“Big smile, you guys! Give me big smiles and look at the camera”

Salem hugged her father’s waist tightly as she crossed her eyes and poked her tongue out to the camera. Eddie turned off the clippers and held them in his hand, his arms hugging his daughter equally tight before his cheek came to rest on the top of her - now - bald head with a big smile plastered on his lips.

Later that night, while you waited for the picture to glue on your family album, you grabbed a red pen and wrote on the blank space of the Polaroid:

𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 ❤️

[rawiswhore]

Various WWE Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Memories"

Before you all read this fanfiction, I originally created this blog to be a blog of fanfiction and even fanart based on fantasies of men I had crushes on during the time, and one of those men was Rick Sanchez from "Rick and Morty".

Some of the fanart did exist, but there's some fanart I never had drawn for me.

Nowadays, AI art is extremely popular, and maybe I could make fanart of Rick Sanchez and other men I had crushes on from AI.

Although, I don't have crushes on Rick and other men I had crushes on in 2017 anymore, not to mention some of the fanart ideas I had in 2017 I turned to fanfiction in the 2020's.

Also, while this blog is about me posting fanfiction of men I have crushes on, some of these people in this fanfiction I don't really have crushes on.

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During the 2010's, the WWE used to have these talking heads segments where WWE wrestlers from the present and past would say something about a certain WWE/WWF wrestler from the past and present.

Examples would be the WWE's Naomi saying Lita was a badass, Mick Foley saying he's the sexiest part of the Attitude era, Bayley saying she grew up watching Molly Holly, John Cena saying he had a flat top haircut in his youth because of Sting the wrestler, and CM Punk saying he could relate to D Generation X because he didn't want to go to school.

Those aforementioned talking heads segments were sometimes used in WWE Hall of Fame Induction videos, like when Lita was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Well, in the 2010's you had many WWE wrestlers from the present and past saying things about you during your wrestling heyday.

It started off showing clips of you walking down to the ring  during the Attitude era wearing very short towels tucked into the top of your towel.

"Whooooo, y/n!" Kofi Kingston exclaimed where one of his hands fanned himself next to his head.

"She got me through puberty!" Seth Rollins said.

After what they said, there were clips of you laying down wet on a beach wearing a metal fishnet dress similar to what singer Samantha Fox wore on the cover of her "Hurt Me! Hurt Me!" single as well as a clip of you in the late 90's with your back turned in front of the camera wearing a thong bikini.

There were also clips of you during your late 90's wrestling heyday wearing short little negligees and nighties, teddy camiknickers, and even sometimes nothing but a towel as well as puckering your lips blowing kisses to the camera.

A few of these clips had Jerry Lawler happily screeching about you and sexually objectifying you on commentary.

Some clips also showed male fans holding up signs showing their love for you, signs reading "Y/n, will you marry me?" and signs spelling your name out.

It also showed clips of you when you first started off in the WWF wearing these beautiful long evening gowns helping lead Hunter Hearst Helmsley to the ring.

"She started off wearing those long beautiful gowns!" Bayley stated with a smile on her face. "All fans heads would turn when she walked Hunter to the ring!"

"Fans may have hated Hunter, but they loved y/n" Shawn Michaels said.

"I thought she was going to be the next Miss Elizabeth" said Mick Foley.

But then came the Attitude era, where women began being more sexualized.

"But she wasn't always fully clothed" Billy Gunn said with a smile on his face.

After what Billy said showed clips of you undressing in front of sexy male wrestlers in the men's locker room as they stare at you, you revealing yourself in a strapless bikini after undoing your towel and wearing nothing but a towel at Summerslam's Bikini Beach Blastoff in 1996.

"By the time of the Attitude era, she began wearing these short little dresses" Xavier Woods said with a smile "And sometimes she'd wear nothing but a towel!".

It then cut to clips of you wearing a very short white negligee with matching panties underneath down to the ring, the same nighty and white panties Joyce Dewitt/Janet Wood wore on a "Three's Company" episode.

"Is she wearing just a shirt?!" Jim Ross stated in that clip of you wearing that Joyce Dewitt white negligee.

There were also clips of you walking down to the ring with a smile on your face wearing nothing but a short towel tucked into the top of your towel.

Some of those clips of you wearing  nothing but a towel had you not even holding on to the top of your towel, which brings me to...

"Sometimes she wouldn't even hold the top of her towel" The Miz said. "I was thinking 'Is her towel gonna fall off?'".

"That towel ain't comin' off!" Jerry Lawler shrieked in a clip of you wearing nothing but a towel and high heels on your feet, where your hands weren't holding the top of your towel as you walked down to the ring wearing it but your towel managed to stay on you.

"I remember some men and boys in the front row would try to reach their hands out trying to grab that towel and yank it off of her to see if she was really naked" Jerry Lawler said.

As he said that, there were clips of male fans in the front row leaning forward reaching their hands and arms out as you wore those towels where their hands were trying to yank it off of you.

"I remember during the Attitude era, every boy at my school was obsessed with her" Dean Ambrose said. "Myself included"

"I grew up watching 'Three's Company' that had women wearing short little towels and skimpy outfits" said Kane. "And seeing her wearing those same lingerie and towels like those women on 'Three's Company' was awesome!".

"She'd jump up and down sometimes and her panties would show!" Seth Rollins said, which then showed clips of you wearing a short negligee that would fly while you bounced up and down and your panties showed.

"Sometimes she'd even enter the ring in a towel" Xavier Woods said, where it showed a clip of you bending down wearing a towel as you entered the ring similar to Stacy Keibler, although your vulva wasn't shown. "And I was thinking is she showing the audience her...wait, this is a PG era".

"The camera would sometimes film her from behind her back where you could kind of see up her shorts!" said Daniel Bryan, where it played a clip of you in late 1997 wearing a baby blue teddy camiknicker where you were filmed behind your back, and your shorts from that teddy were rather short.

"There were times I thought you really were gonna see her naked on TV!" the Miz said, where it showed a clip of you sitting down wearing a short towel and one of your hands was in front of your vulva.

"I actually started watching 'Three's Company' because my parents used to say she's acting and dressing like women from that show!" AJ Lee said with a smile on her face.

"The Attitude era usually had men getting the loudest cheers and pops" said Chris Jericho. "But she got pops and cheers as loud as male stars did"

But after all that objectification came something else...

"She may have been portrayed as eye candy at first, but she could also wrestle!" said Natalya Neidhart.

There began playing clips of you during your wrestling heyday doing actual wrestling moves and actual wrestling matches with some other female wrestlers like Ivory, Sable, Tori, Jacqueline and Lita.

Some of the clips playing had you doing a backflip next to your female opponent and hitting your feet on the opponent's face, your leg kicking your female opponent in the ring like how Madonna is kicking in this clip:

And a clip of your hand on your female opponent's crotch while your other hand lifts and scoops up that opponent and slams her down onto the ring.

Jim Ross in some of these clips roared when he exclaimed the names of your wrestling moves.

"At first I hated her for for being half naked and sexualized" AJ Lee said. "But then I started seeing her wrestle and realizing she could wrestle too!"

There were more clips of you showing off your wrestling talent and prowess in the ring.

"People were shocked to see that a former diva bouncing around in skimpy clothes could also wrestle!" Jerry Lawler said.

There were clips of you jumping off of the top rope of a wrestling ring and pouncing on your opponents.

"She might have been portrayed as a sex object" Trish Stratus mentioned. "But she was also doing wrestling moves before other divas were doing them!"

First it showed a clip of your legs and body wrapping and spinning around another female opponent's body and making her fall down, Victoria and Ricochet have similar wrestling moves.

And then it showed a clip of Victoria doing that move.

"A lot of her wrestling moves were inspired by dancing" Layla El brought up.

There were clips of you spinning around and kicking your opponent, grabbing your opponents' wrist and spinning them around and then throwing them into the wrestling ring's post, and holding your opponent and spinning them around like this.

"She was doing mind blowing wrestling moves even before Lita" said Bayley.

"She'd sometimes do spanking matches and strap matches with male wrestlers!" Candice Michelle exclaimed, where there were clips from your strap matches and spanking matches with other male wrestlers, some of those male wrestlers spanking your with a paddle or strap.

"If it wasn't for her sometimes dressing provocatively" Mickie James said. "She could be remembered as a great WWE diva along the lines of Trish Stratus"

There were then soundbites of men chanting your name and chanting "We want y/n!".

There were clips played of you in the early 2000's WWE provocative photoshoots as well as clips of you winning the women's championship belt.

There were many things that could be in this WWE Hall of Fame induction, like your singing career and acting career as well as being the first WWF diva to be featured in magazines like FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, etc.

[daddyhausen]

shooting my shot with this request, but would you be interested to write some Trent Beretta/reader post-match with OC angry/sad smutty headcanons?

• angry/angst sex headcannons — trent beretta •

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{ masterlist } | { aew masterlist } | { trent beretta masterlist }

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{ warnings } — 18 + { minors do not interact } rough sex, angry sex, penetrative sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, male orgasm, biting,, internal cumshots, vaginal creampie

{ word count } — 418

{ pairing } — fem!reader x trent beretta

{ genre } — smut

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trent was fuming

more than normal after loosing a match

you had found him pacing back and forth in the now empty locker room

everyone had cleared out after hearing him throw a fit

“babe, calm down, it was only a match”

you tried to reason with him

although the sound of your voice was music to his ears, your words seemed to stab him in the chest like a dull blade

“only a match?” he reiterated, eyed widened in faux shock

“no offence to orange but i clearly had that match won”

he tired to calm himself, although the memory of losing to his best friend only pained him more

“i was so fucking close, i could taste it!”

his nails dug into the arm rest of the couch

a sensation that would make your skin crawl with uneasiness

“hey…sit down”

you grabbed him lightly by the shoulder, guiding him to the couch

practically forcing him to sit, keeping him there by straddling his lap, arms wrapped around his neck

“you did the best you could-”

“seems like my best is not good enough” he grumbled, cutting you off

“don’t say that!” you slapped his chest lightly

“i’m still proud of you, though”

his gaze softened slightly, as an exasperated sigh left his lips.

he turned to you, pressing a small kiss the the inside of your forearm

“how about i help take your mind off it, hmm?”

he cocked an eyebrow questioningly, before quickly getting the hin

settling back into the couch

“well…what are you waiting for?”

you quickly stripped your lower half

prying your shorts and panties down your thighs

kicking them off beside the couch

trent was more haphazard with with movements

simply freeing his cock from his ring gear

you wasted no time straddling him again

lifting your hips up slightly, slowly sinking down on his cock

trent, ever the impatient man, grabbed your hips, holding you still as he slammed up into you

using you as his very own personal fleshlight

“god, baby. you feel so fucking good” he barely managed to croak out through a moan

you gave a soft hum in resposnse, teeth baring themselves into his shoulder as his speed increased

“fuck…i’m cumming, baby”

his hands wrapped around your waist, clinging to your frame as he filled you up

he sighed in relief, feeling his cock thrum against your tight walls

“why don’t we go back to the hotel? i gotta give my girl an orgasm in return”

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[scotianostra]

Happy Birthday Scottish playwright and screenwriter Stephen Greenhorn born on September 5th 1964 in Fauldhouse,West Lothian.

Stephen grew up in Fauldhouse in West Lothian, studied Physics at Heriot Watt before switching to Strathclyde University where his English Lit degree included a life-changing Theatre Studies option. For the practical part, he wrote a play, Heart and Bone, which won him a Fringe First, since then he hasn’t looked back.

His first professional writing was for BBC Radio Scotland in the late Eighties, after which he concentrated on the theatre for a number of years. Greenhorn moved into television with a 1996 episode of The Bill. He then worked on programmes like Where The Heart Is and Glasgow Kiss, before creating the long-running soap opera River City for BBC Scotland. He also wrote episodes of Dr Who while David Tennant was playing the tenth incumbent.

At the same time, Greenhorn was developing the acclaimed stage musical Sunshine On Leith, which he later adapted as a 2013 film. The background to this was his friend the theatre director James Brining saying ‘Wouldn’t it be great if we could do a big, Scottish musical?’ It stuck with him Green horn says “We thought of finding a composer to write the songs, but it was hard to find a compatible soul. So, we reckoned on using the works of a Scottish band. But they often use many different styles. And the songs just wouldn’t lend themselves to a narrative.”

Greenhorn struggled to find such a back catalogue. Until... “One night I was sitting in my flat in Glasgow, having a few drinks and listening to The Proclaimers' first album....” His (slightly?) addled brain screamed out to him ‘Oh my, God, these guys have written about everything. About finding love, losing love, being a parent, being a child, politics, community, home . . . I was so excited.” Yet, given he was also a little tired and emotional, Greenhorn feared the lightbulb would burn out during the night. “To remind myself, I wrote the words ‘Proclaimers' musical’ on the back of my gas bill, and went to bed,”

The next morning, the bulb had indeed gone out. But a glance at the missive from Scottish Power brought it all back. And some deep listening to Proclaimers' albums offered up clues about the storyline, which became a tale of two squaddies returning from the Iraq war to their home in Leith. It’s about lost loves, holding together relationships and community, with a searing backdrop of NHS cuts and nods to gentrification.

Two years later the show launched in Dundee, and it coincided with the Proclaimers having a Number One hit, I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles). Then came the film, which attracted a younger demographic and very good reviews.

His television work has included Echo Beach and Marchlands; the latter was a supernatural drama starring Alex Kingston, who had played River Song in Doctor Who. During the Twenties, Greenhorn scripted two episodes of Dalgliesh before being reunited with Tennant on an installment of Around The World In 80 Days.

Greenhorn’s most recent stage work was one half of Tracks of the Winter Bear, a double bill of plays shared with a new piece penned by Rona Munro, and seen at the Traverse. There should be at least one other new play due as soon as he can finish it.

“It was good to do Tracks of the Winter Bear,” Greenhorn says, “just to remind myself that I was a playwright who accidentally ended up writing for film and telly.”

Stephen is currently working on an adaptation of Deprtment X for Netflix, from a Danish original.

[ginger-canary]

This Booth IS Big Enough for the Seven of Us

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 1938

Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Pete Conlan | Pete the Plug/Sofia Lee, Sofia Lee & Esther Sinclair, Kingston Brown & Pete Conlan | Pete the Plug, Sofia Lee & The Dream Team, Pete Conlan | Pete the Plug & The Dream Team

Characters: Pete Conlan | Pete the Plug, Sofia Lee, Ricky Matsui, Esther Sinclair (Dimension 20), Kingston Brown, Misty Moore | Rowan Berry, Cody Walsh

Additional Tags: This started out as a joke now here we are, We didn't let Pete yeehaw enough okay

Series: Part 4 of I just think that Sofiapete

Summary:

In which i spend 1.5k+ words to make a single joke.

Pete wants to try out a new hangout spot. The hangout spot comes with a dress code. Fashion shenanigans ensue.

Because @hi-intrepid-heroes and I were joking once and I had to make it real

read it under the cut or follow this link to AO3

Culturally, Pete understood that all of New York was nothing like the south. Here, cowboy hats belonged to costumes and tourists. But New York was also one of the biggest melting pots in the world, so he figured that inviting the rest of the crew to this cool new western bar would be fun. 

“A western bar?” Sofia repeated, looking up from her phone. They were sitting on the couch in her apartment, Sof’s legs on Pete’s lap, relaxing after a long day. “Is this because you want to wear more cowboy outfits? You can do that anywhere, babe.”

“...Noooo.” He scratched the back of his neck. “Okay a little bit. But it’d also just be fun! We always go to the same places and get the same drinks and snacks, it’s time to change things up.” 

Sof smiled. “Are you sick of the usual chips and dip?”

“No. Maybe- a little bit. Diversity is good for the brain! Please?” He batted his eyelashes at Sofia. 

Sofia laughed. “It’s not me you have to win over, you already did that. Text the group chat, try and convince them.” She reached over and grabbed Pete’s phone from the coffee table. 

“Can you imagine Kingston’s initial gut reaction, though?” Pete said as he took his phone. 

“A western bar?” Sofia said in a deep voice, imitating Kingston. “That’s not New York. We’re on the east coast!”

“I wonder how many of them I can convince to dress appropriately.” He started typing a message, hyping up the new bar. “Cody’s definitely not going to do it.”

Sof leaned in, reading over his shoulder. “That depends. Is there a fully leather version of a a cowboy outfit?”

Pete pressed his head against Sofie’s. “Oh, probably but can you imagine the sweating he’ll be doing in that?”

She grinned. “I’m much more excited to go there now.” 

As soon as Pete’s message was sent, several of their friends started typing. “Is this because you’re obsessed with boiled peanuts?” Cody asked. 

 Sofia lifted her head. “He’s got a point there, is that it?”

“No, but it is a big bonus.”

“Do we have to dress all yeehaw-like?” was Kingston’s reply. 

“I’m down,” was all Esther replied with. 

“That’s my girl,” Sof grinned. Several more messages came in, the general consensus being a yes to the bar, if they were given time to go shopping for an outfit first. Pete wholeheartedly agreed and promised Kingston he'd help him out. 

Smiling, Pete turned to look at Sof. “So do you want to plunder my closet?” 

“Oh, naturally. She swung her legs off his lap and stood up. “Just tell me what you want to wear and I’ll plunder the rest of your closet.”

“It’s not all western style clothes in there.”

Sofia leaned down and kissed him. “Babe, your love for cowboy culture is showing. New Yorkers ain’t wearing fringe. It’s inconvenient.”

“How?” Pete asked, mostly staring at Sofie’s lips. 

“Get it trapped between the subway doors then ask again.” Sofia stood up, walking into the bedroom where a significant enough amount of Pete’s clothes lived. They didn’t exactly live together as much as both live in two places, which meant that clothes were everywhere. That’s what you get when both partners like fashion- but have very different styles. 

She opened the closet, poking around through shirts of various sheerness then sighed. She was going shopping with Esther anyway, why not leave it up to her to help make the decisions? That’s what best friends are for, after all. 

~~~

“Are we there yet?” 

Pete whipped his head around, snorting. “Really, Cody? We’ve been walking for half a block.”

“I miss my regular boots,” he whined.

Sof slowed down slightly, taking in what could only be described as “what if cowboys only had leather?” and tried to avoid laughing. “You squeak like a New York rat, why did you decide on this?” 

“He refused to pick anything reasonable,” Kingston shouted from the back. 

Cody rolled his eyes and flushed. “I wanted to look like myself, even in the cowboy bar.” 

“Congrats you look like… you.” Esther waved her hand at the outfit. “But louder.”

The group slowed to a stop outside The Apple Jack and Pete took this moment to inspect everyone’s outfits. From Ricky’s genuine boots and spurs, to Kingston's colourful cowboy hat he had to say everyone had succeeded in following the dress code. He’d gone with his favourite green boots and his fringe suede jacket, having left his brighter clothes to Sofie. Clad in red and black, Sof was the prettiest New Yorker lost in the south he’d ever seen. “Y’all ready?”

Cody shoved him aside. “Let me through, I’m tired of standing.” 

Laughing, the rest of the group followed him inside. The Apple Jack had a simple setup to keep the New York out of the Wild West; double doors. Behind the first was a large coat rack to leave your puffer jackets and scarves behind, a tall umbrella stand and a good doormat to clean your shoes on. Then when you were ready, you could enter through the swinging doors where a light layer of sand (and peanut shells) covered the floor. Mostly fake cacti covered large parts of the room, tables and stools looking just as breakable as in every bar fight in the movies. 

Against the far wall was a collection of booths, the patterning on the couches plaid and worn, the tables shiny and clean. 

Pete grinned, coming to a stop in the middle of the sandy bar. There was no way he could contain his excitement.

“Actually I kind of like this.” Esther came to stand next to him, nudging a peanut shell with the tip of her boot. 

Sof joined them, bumping her hip against his. “So, is it everything you wanted, Petey?”

“Well, it’s-” he was interrupted by Ricky tripping through the swinging doors. “Sorry ma’am,” he called over his shoulder. “But I’m taken. Please don’t slap my ass again.”

Esther groaned and pressed the palms of her hands against her eyes. “Babe, that was the door.”

Ricky straightened and put his hands on his hips. “Well it should still know I’m taken.” 

Laughing, Sofia moved towards the bar. 

“Ricky Matsui, everybody,” Pete whispered under his breath.

After a quick chat and some funny squeaking, they were all squeezed into the largest booth in the bar. Some quiet country rock was playing over the speakers as a curly-haired waitress moved towards their spot. She wore comfortable ripped jeans, a plaid shirt and the standard apron. “Howdy y’all, my name’s Lily and I’ll be your server today. What can I help you with?” She spoke with a southern drawl, tapping her pen against her notepad. 

Kingston leaned over the table. “Nice to meet you Lily. Do they make you talk like that?”

Sof slapped Kingston’s arm. “She’s not a prisoner!” 

“It’s okay honey, people ask me that question a lot.” She turned her attention to Kingston. “No they don’t make me talk like this, I’m from Carolina. I actually enjoy working here. It doesn’t remind me of home in the way most New Yorkers would expect but there’s something comforting about floorboards covered in sand and peanut shells.”

Rowan eyed the Southern girl for a second. “Have you considered that it might be the temperature here?”

Lily shrugged. “Probably. Whatever it is, I’m comfortable here. So what can I get y’all, before your friend slips and slides out of his outfit?” She leaned in, whispering, “is he okay?” into Rowan’s ear. 

Grinning, Rowan said “no” then proceeded to order a round of drinks for everyone. 

Biting on her lower lip, Sofia nudged Esther. “I think Rowan’s found a new toy.” 

“As long as she doesn’t get us banned from the bar, I think this’ll be fun to watch.” 

“I’ll bet you 10 bucks Rowan stops the moment her shoes get dirty,” Pete whispered. 

Sof watched the way Rowan got up and moved to the bar, leaning flirtatiously against the edge. “I’ll take that bet. The way that’s going, I think I already won.” 

Pete turned his head to see Rowan carrying their order of snacks to the table, Lily following in her stead. “Well that was a short bet. I’ve never seen her do manual labour before.” 

Kingston grinned, wrapping his hands around his drink. “Well I’ll be damned, it was worth coming here after all.”

“Hey! It’s not my fault you’re the vox populi of New York city.” Pete tossed a peanut shell at him. “Other cultures are fun to explore.”

“Yeah, like chinatown.” Ricky smiled and sipped his drink. “Hey Rowan, what is this?”

“Hm?” Rowan slipped back into the booth, her hand lingering on Lily’s arm. “I asked for a round of the best mocktails they had. And Pete’s peanuts, both boiled and regular.” She tapped her ironically neatly manicured fingers on Lily’s arm. 

Pete exchanged a look with Sof, watching Lily move her gaze from Rowan’s hand to her notepad. 

“It’s the cactus juice. Not literally cactus juice, of course, but bitter lemon with lime juice and mint. It’s our bestseller!”

“That explains why it’s green,” Kingston said.

“And sour.” Ricky pulled the face of a kid first tasting a lemon. 

Lily laughed. “I can always get you something else.” 

The dream team spent a few hours in Southern Roots, enjoying the music and snacks, watching Rowan flirt with Lily, and dancing around in the sand. As rain started falling outside the windows again, Sof wrapped her arm around Pete. “You know, I’m glad you convinced everyone to come here. It has potential, even if we have to dress up to fit in here.”

Pete raised an eyebrow. “Have you seen us?” He vaguely waved his hands at the people around the table. “We don’t fit in anywhere at all.”

“Yeah, our main test for every bar is whether or not we fit in a booth,” Esther added. 

Kingston nodded and grinned.“And if they serve good enough coffee.”

 “Hold on, Liz told me you were supposed to stop drinking so much caffeine.” Pete scrunched his eyebrows. “Yeah, I’m very sure she told me that.” 

Kingston tried to hide a smile. “I’m fine, she worries too much.”

“Uhuh nice try, decaf for you.” Sof prodded at Kingston’s arm. “We can’t have you dealin’ with health issues just because you love bean juice so much.”

“Well if we keep coming here that should be fine,” He said, inspecting the menu. “There’s about 20 different drinks I haven’t tried yet and none of them contain caffeine, right?” 

Lily nodded and pointed out some of her favourites as Rowan slid her arm around Lily’s waist. 

Sof kept in a laugh and exchanged a look with Pete, who wiggled his eyebrows. There were many things Rowan was- but subtle had never been one of them. As long as whatever was blooming over there wouldn’t end in heartbreak, it seemed that they’d be coming to the Apple Jack more often. “So,” Sof said, “what do you think? Was it a success?”

Pete looked around the table at their group. “Oh absolutely.” He lowered his voice and added, “if we can get Cody out of those pants.”

As time went on, the Apple Jack was added to their roulette of hangout places, as Lily was to Rowan’s list of… whatever she wanted to call it, which meant Pete owed Sofie ten bucks. Later on that night, they all had an unfortunate time trying to get Cody out of his leather outfit- but hey, that’s what friends are for, right?

[pepsi-maxwell]

19 63 cmjf ?

ough, more cmjf summer camp with "everyone knows but them" (snippet under the cut, caveat i have zero experience with summer camps)

punk and max are counsellors at the same summer camp. max is great with the kids because he's an asshole but they find it funny. punk's busy trying to keep a whole camp full of kids alive, plus stop max getting into fights with some of the other counsellors

this would be a lot easier if people would stop asking awkward questions about why he keeps looking at max all the time

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All the kids love Max.

Punk kinda gets it, in a weird way. There's less of an age difference between him and them than the rest of the counsellors, and his asshole comments come off as hilarious rather than obnoxious, often sending them into fits of giggles.

Plus, he's apparently the best at throwing them bodily into the lake. Punk watches as he tosses another one into the glittering blue water before kissing his bicep, the rest of them screaming with excitement.

“Why are you always staring at him?”

He jumps, not expecting one of them to creep up on him like that. “Jesus, Jack, warn a guy first, will you?”

Jack just looks up at him in that way kids do, like he's trying to figure out a really hard puzzle, and Punk feels a sudden sense of dread. A need to fend him off before he starts asking more questions.

“Anyway, why aren't you in the lake with the other kids, huh? You been climbing trees again?”

“No,” Jack says emphatically, but it's not helped by the leaves tangled up in his curly hair. Punk plucks one out and raises an eyebrow at him.

“I wasn't climbing trees, I was in the bushes with Luchasaurus. He can't swim,” he says, holding up his stuffed dinosaur like it explains everything. “And I saw you watching him, why are you looking at Max all the time?”

Too late. Fuck.

“Well, I want to make sure he's not doing anything too dangerous that's gonna hurt somebody, Jack.”

It's a little true. Not that Max has ever injured someone before; he's always been incredibly safe, but as he picks up Garcia by the ankle and wrist and launches him, sending him flying, it makes enough sense.

More sense than the real answer, which is that he doesn't really know.

“My sister says if you look at someone a lot it means you really, really like them.”

Bullshit she did, Punk thinks. His sister's been glaring daggers at Christian Cage for the past two summers they've been working together, and he's pretty sure she doesn't—

Although.

That would explain a number of things.

Not that he likes Max. He's… alright, he's annoying, but he doesn't like him, certainly not in the way that this kid is implying. Christ, why couldn't he have asked about the birds and the bees instead?

“What makes you think I like him?” he asks, trying not to sound vaguely panicked, but also he needs to know where people are getting that impression from, who else is going around thinking this.

“Well, you always sit next to him when we build a campfire—”

Well, that's just a coincidence. Everyone has to sit somewhere, and if he likes to keep an eye on Max in the dark to make sure he's not up to anything stupid, then that just benefits everyone—

“And you yelled at Bryan when Max's special meal wasn't there that one dinner—”

Okay, he didn't yell, and even if he did it was only because Max is a nightmare when he gets hangry and he didn't want to deal with him like that—

“And Darby said he saw you pulling his hair one night and then you started rolling around on the ground with him, and then Eddie told him to go back to bed, and Christian says if you pull someone's hair it means you like-like them—”

Well, that was…

That was a fight. That was just a dumb fight where they'd grappled each other over some inane bullshit he can't even remember. Nothing had even happened, but he makes a note to have the world's most uncomfortable talk with Kingston to find out what the fuck he saw and why he didn't think to fucking mention it—

“Christian Cage is a liar and a bad influence, so don't listen to him, alright?”

Max glances in their direction and must catch the look of absolute mortified desperation on Punk's face, because he makes a beeline over to them.

Punk tries to take his eyes off his calves as he runs, he really does. They're just so defined, he gets a little jealous is all.

“See?” Jack says, with all the conviction of a seven year old vindicated.

Punk wishes he could tell a seven year old to shut the fuck up.

“Hey, Jungle Jack, mind if I borrow Punky-boy for a second?” Max says, not even waiting for an answer before scooping a protesting Punk up over his shoulder into a fireman's carry. “Thanks buddy!”

“Max, what—put me the fuck down, you asshole,” he demands, watching Jack run back off into the bushes, uncaring. Little shit.

“Hmm. Nope,” he responds, breaking into a light jog. “Chuck wanted to see if I could throw you into the lake, and we gotta give the people what they want, now, don't we?”

Punk tries to kick his legs, wriggle free, but Max's arm is tight against his side, pressing his stomach into his shoulder, and then his hand shifts, grabbing his ass for a better hold—

Oh.

Punk feels his mental perspective shift, like he's been staring at an optical illusion for the last five hours and he's finally seen the vase, not the two people talking, but before he can fully process it, reality shifts as Max tosses him bodily out into the water.

The kids are still cheering by the time Punk surfaces, drenched to the bone, hair flat against his face, wiping the water from his eyes.

He glares up at Max as Max grins back down at him, and he thinks, no, he definitely doesn't like-like him.