#Kingsman Spoilers

[gojonanami]

*jjk manga spoilers*

if sukuna eats yuta — I will honestly be at the end of my rope with this manga

i understand death and tragedy is necessary to tell a story — loss is needed, it’s a part of life

BUT at some point in a story, if there’s so much needless death, it starts to become a question of ‘why am I reading a story where no character I love survives?”

[killerqueeenbee]

Argylle without context

[bunabi]

Hitting the nail on the head with the DAV design takes. Not to blame everything on Fortnite, but a lot of these new designs look like fancy skins instead of utility items worn on a daily basis. Like, yes it's a video game, but they're really turning the knob all the way up. I could see letting characters look more clean and Magically Aesthetic✨ while they're hanging out in the fade, but while getting down to business in the real world too? I guess everyone is on some 24/7 Appearance Prestidigitation, even the non-mages 😂

I'm torn about it. Lucanis looks hot in his alternate armor set, and its sooo nicely detailed, but it does feel too polished. I could see a character like Vivienne wearing something that stainless & immaculate, but maybe not a workaholic assassin who lives in the basement. Either way....that's a good looking man right there. 😩

[dream-inwriting]

The amount of Pedro Pascal edits I’ve seen keeps me going

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

Holsters: who wore it best?

Joel Miller v Javier Peña v Agent Whiskey

Our first three-way waheyyyyy.

Mathematically this decision should be 1.5x more difficult than the regular ones but Whiskey has x2 more holsters than the other two so where does that leave us 🤷🏻‍♀️

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[mafiatsunafish]

My friend after seeing cod3 spoiler: We live through Kingsman (Harry) so we can live through this. By collectively ignored the fact that Harry had been shot to the head. We could also do that here

Me: why tf would you remind me of Harry

My friend: So ?

Me: Fair

My friend: the headshot club 😀

Me: 🙃

[nxnamikento]

No I'm still not over it :,)

[the-desolated-quill]

Hey! You know Argylle? That stupid spy film with the cat? The one nobody seems to like? Turns out it’s part of the Kingsman franchise.

Yes! It’s time for yet another sHaReD uNiVeRsE that nobody wanted or needed!

Jooooooooy. 🥳🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Look, technically, I'm like ¼ German (my German Jewish ancestors were so prescient they came to America 50 years before Hitler was born!)... Where was I going?

Oh right, I am personally offended by Neil Patrick Harris's accent on Doctor Who.

[officialbruciewayne]

I'm fond of this movie, not least because I love the energy of a fun spy film, but chiefly for its commentary on the exploitation and denigration of poverty and class. Its examinations of democide are resonant for a Gothamite.

[eissaphir]

Absolutely wild how my brother can chuckle at Merlin headbutting someone during the Country Roads scene while I'm trying not to burst into tears

[katalina27ua]

- Looking good, Cassian.

- Feeling good, Kleya.  

(Ну, будемо вважати, що то Клея в зеленому)) Вона в нас 100% Мерлін)))

[tennesseewilliamshakespeare]

Half of tiktok is fantasizing about Pedro Pascal in a scene in which his character sexually harasses a woman to foreshadow that said character is secretly a bad guy who ends up getting fed into a meat grinder by the protagonists and the other half is trying to cancel him for a scene in which his character sexually harasses a woman to foreshadow that said character is secretly a bad guy who ends up getting fed into a meat grinder by the protagonists

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

Near death experience: who does it best?

Joel Miller v Jack Whiskey Daniels

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[nicolethered]

Every time Pedro dies onscreen, suggested by @lokischocolatefountain (spoiler follow):

Eddie, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 4x01 The Freshman (1999)

Kevin “Kip” Green, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 8x08 The Glory That Was... (2009)

Special Agent Greer, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 12x24 Smoked (2011)

Liam, Nikita, 3x08 Aftermath (2013)

Oberyn Martell, Game of Thrones, 4x08 The Mountain and the Viper

Agent Juan Badillo, Graceland, 1x09 Smoke Alarm

Max Phillips, Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

Jack “Agent Whiskey” Daniels, Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Dave York, The Equalizer 2 (2019)

*Thank you to @xxhypersomnia for reminding me about Dieter's overdose in The Bubble (2022)

Dieter Bravo as Gio in Cliffbeasts 6, The Bubble (2022)

Santos The Penis Collector, Drive Away Dolls (2024)

[wondrousmay]

*SxF manga spoilers*

Love seeing Franky getting the Kingsman reference haha!