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parlerenfleurs · 1 year ago
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Every time my chosen dialogue/action option makes him smile my heart flies into a million tiny butterflies I swear. I need him to love me, I don't care in what capacity *shakes Harry by his smelly, second-hand rag of lapels* BE LOVEABLE IDIOT
Disco Elysium will NOT let me be friends with Kitsuragi Kim, even less romance him but I need to romance him so bad!! \Q^Q/
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vxmpyr-clxb · 10 months ago
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☆ . . . LEARN THE ALPHABET WITH SAGE!
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A is for — “And here I thought Jake would’ve been the first to lose a limb.” Playing COD and other shooting games with the boys.
B is for — "Bitches love me bitches love me-" Jake on live and going to ask Sage if she wanted to join. Only to open the door and hear her screaming the lyrics to a song. Jake immediately slamming the door shut after hearing her.
C is for — “¿Cómo te va? Ten cuidado. No te caigas.” Teagan randomly switching languages when speaking to the boys in a en-o’clock ep and not even realizing it for a good 20 minutes.
D is for — "DEEZ NUTS!...I'm sorry." Her on a live, and letting the intrusive thoughts win, pt. 1.
E is for — “EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING!" Karaoke with Heesung, Jay, and Sage is chaotic to say the least.
F is for — "FUC-FLIPPING FONGTASTIC PENGUINS!" Teagan stubbing her toe on the counter in I-land.
G is for — "Get me out of here.." Sage looking towards the cam during a live, with Niki and Jake, like she's in the office.
H is for — "HEKVSFKJASK-" Her literally getting choked out by Niki when they were roughousing and him dragging her off the side.
I is for — "I’ve accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’ and must now suffer the consequences." Sage leaving her room after 24 straight hours of gaming and just hanging out and almost falling due to lack of iron.
J is for — “Just take me out! I wanna go back to bed." The group playing paintball while on a variety show episode and Teagan standing in the middle of the arena with her arms open.
K is for — "Kill me and I'll haunt you for the rest of your days, Kim Sunoo." Enhypen playing Mafia together.
L is for — "Likeee- You can’t sit with us.” Enhypen playing a game on one of her vlogs where you have to guess the person they’re pretending to be.
M is for — “MONSTER ENERGY!” Playing that one guessing game with headphones and Teagan being absolutely wrong in her guess.
O is for — “One more week of being stuck here with this *bleeep* cabeza de mierda and you will find a dead body.” Sage whilst on i-land and the boys keep eating all her favorite snacks when she started her period.
P is for — “Please, for the love of Christ, stop throwing monopoly money like we’re in a strip club!” A clip from one of her vlogs on Enhypen's group game nights.
Q is for — "QUACK QUACK HOE!" There's compilation of Teagan accidently cursing in public on YouTube somewhere, I just know it.
R is for — "RAAHHHH!!” Sage randomly using British slang out of nowhere and the boys getting confused.
S is for — “Shit..Oh fuck!…Who said that??” Her in the background of one of the other’s lives and dropping something and cursing.
T is for — "This is our village idiot—" Sage showing off her family pet, Rex, in a vlog.
U is for — "Ur joking.. Ur joe-king." The girl mimicking that one tiktok trend and dying of laughter on live.
W is for — "WAKE UP IN DAY ONE!" Shouting the lyrics to their song during a karaoke challenge.
X is for— "XYNDNDK” The girl falling out of her chair while laughing in an en-o’clock episode.
Y is for — “Yang Jungwon, I know you are not killing people without me!!!” Sage messing/joking with Jungwon when they all played Among Us together.
Z is for — "Zesty? Girl what.." Sage reading comments on live and laughing at goofy ones.
should really be named sage can't stop cursing pt.1
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aizenat · 5 months ago
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Everything I see from chapelle roan makes me dislike her more and yall are just falling for this shit over and over again. First Taylor then Lana then Camilla and now this useless idiot.
Meanwhile, y’all sleep on black and brown artists doing what she does much better and much coherently. Mitsiki and Hayley Kiyoko and fucking Conan Gray (even Troye Sivan and Kim Petras do what she does much better; though I’m not personal fans of them). Janelle Monae and so many others. Y’all stay stanning losers reinventing the wheel just because they’re thin and white and can themselves the q-slur. White mediocrity always wins out.
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disco-elysium-via-polls · 9 months ago
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3. [Leave.]
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Kim is waiting for us just here, out of the rain.
There's still lots of the coast to explore, but we have something *time-sensitive* to take care of first.
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BACKYARD WALL - Just an ordinary wall. Nothing to see here.
[Conceptualization - Impossible 18] Why am I looking at this wall?
+2 In the dimming light, some things become clearer. +1 You have a keen aesthetic sensibility. +2 Cindy's artistic impulses are infectious.
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CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible: Failure] - Yeah, why? It's a wall, an ordinary wall.
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant sighs. "Why must we stop to look at this wall every time we pass by? We have business to attend to."
Damn, I really thought we had it that time.
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Hard to see the details -- the colors, all warm and welcoming, are cozy though.
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A flower trough where nothing really grows. Maybe in spring.
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BOOK "A PRIMER FOR SMALL KIDS"
A textbook for the first grade in primary school. On the cover a humanoid bear is pushing a wheelbarrow full of letters; he's not doing a good job. The letter S is dangerously dangling from the cart, while E fell off a long time ago. Children should pay more attention!
>INTERACT
PRIMER BOOK - You hold in your hand the colourful primer. The title reads: "A Primer for Small Kids." There's a bear involved.
Exactly what I need!
Flip through the pages.
[Put the book away.]
PRIMER BOOK - Mhm. This book will show you the score; get you oriented with those basic concepts you appear to be hazy on. The anthropomorphic bear will give you the *low-down* of your life...
On what?
PRIMER BOOK - The alphabet.
2. Flip through the pages.
PRIMER BOOK - Every page has one word designating one letter of the alphabet, with a faded illustration -- most of them are scientific and cultural principles. It goes as follows...
Let's do this.
No time.
PRIMER BOOK - A is for Azimuth, B is for Boreas, C is for Cosign, D is for Diamat, E is for Ellips, F is for Flogiston, G is for Gamut.
Mmhm.
PRIMER BOOK - H is for Homeboy, I is for Iikon, J is for Jura, K is for Kollaps, L is for Laudanum, M is for Myriad, N is for Nadir, O is for Oreole, P is for Perihelion.
Yeah!
Nod stoically.
PRIMER BOOK - Q is for Quasar, R is for Rhododendron, S is for Sinus, T is for Tricoleur, U is for Ultra, V is for Vector, W is for Warheit, X is for Xylophone, Y is for Ystävä, Z is for Zenith.
That's it?
PRIMER BOOK - That's it. You know the alphabet now.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Success] - In what is called the IL -- the International Language, developed by scientists from Graad in the Twenties! Sinus means 'Sign', for example.
3. "Kim, I know the alphabet now."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Good. I also know the alphabet."
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. For all sorts of life-activities. Like reading, and...
4. [Put the book away.]
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These must be the drunks we heard about.
INLAND EMPIRE - You stop mid-step and put your hand on the garish necktie.
HORRIFIC NECKTIE - That bottle, *bratan*! Just look at that bottle!
Where? Bottle? What?
I really don't care about any bottle. I don't want to look at it.
Okay. Cool. What do I do next?
[Discard thought.]
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ROSEMARY - In this drunk's hand -- on the pipe there. Glowing blue, a mysterious, otherworldly blue. Filled to the brim with holy mysteries!
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - It's hard to know what exactly your vivid interior is speaking of here, but I'm guessing it's got a lot of alcohol in it.
2. Okay. Cool. What do I do next?
HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Oh I think this is about so much *more* than cool. Please go talk to him. See what it's about. I'm *drawn* to it.
I'm going to ignore that for now and start from the left.
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IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Hey, Tequila!" A thirty-something man clad in a two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit puts down his pilsner and extends his hand in greeting.
"Good to see you! How's business? How's the whole *reality situation* treating you?"
Shake his hand.
Don't shake his hand.
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So what's happening?" He picks up his beer.
"Wait, Tequila?"
"Well, nice meeting you but I've got to go." [Leave.]
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Yeah, Tequila Sunset!" He takes a sip, "How are the, uhm, high-concept, reality-based adventures proceeding?"
INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - Good, these people know your *true* name. Looks like it has preceded you, Mr. Sunset. More on that later.
HORRIFIC NECKTIE - I like this guy. You should, too. He *respects* you by calling you your *true name*.
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felixblankspace · 2 years ago
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This user is ↑ 20 Uses He/Him - Él / terminaciones en -O Languages speaking: Español, English Learning: Swedish, German This also is a +18 space so I limit the interactions with minors to only in public spaces :D I have comissions open at the moment! Feel free to check out my carrd --- > The Carrd
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↷ 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞 (❁´◡`❁)
Hi, my name is Félix!
I'm a pretty chill person with some obsessions time to time
I enjoy writing and drawing, making stories and sharing them with anyone who wants to listen.
I don't really like trouble of being active in a fandom but some social interaction is not a bad thing to do.
↷ 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
↷ What fandoms I'm in now :
TMNT ( I'm a baby in there, I watch TMMT 2003 as a kid and now I fall for the idiots again (?)
Usagi Yojimbo (I'm reading the comics - I love Miyamoto and he will never know 〒▽〒)
Undertale & Deltarune (My favorite game(s)
Hetalia (I can't let it go)
Moomin Valley ( Is the confort than it gives )
MDZS (Novel, manhua and audio drama for the win (?)
ORV (Kim Dokja stop diying(?/
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Problematic Content ?
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I can and will separate how the characters makes me feel in their storys and still not think in them like a real people-
+ I will not put problematic ships in here this a SFW and any +18 stuff will be publish with a respective CW φ(* ̄0 ̄)
( Some times a ship thing with my pussy not with my moral compass ( ? )
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famedroleplay · 2 years ago
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bc entertainment » lily
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HAYI lead vocal, lead dancer, & rapper 1995 june 6
character information
faceclaim: kim jennie, member of blackpink
legal name: song hayi
stage name:
pronouns: she/her
birth date: 6 june 1995
hometown: jeju-do south korea
position: lead vocal, lead dancer, rapper of lily
established career claims: 270+15
variety / 165
20130908. single guest appearance in running man (ep 237 hani ref) + 5
20140128. single guest appearance in cool kidz on the block (ep 115 hani ref) + 5
20140518. single guest appearance in running man (ep 275 hani ref) + 5
20141115 - 20141206. multiple episode guest appearance in off to school (ep 36-39 hani ref) + 15
20160221. single guest appearance in problematic men (ep 138 hani ref) + 5
20161002. single guest appearance in running man (ep 448 hani ref) + 5
20161117. single guest appearance in happy together (ep 553 mijoo ref) + 5
20170202. single guest appearance in happy together (ep 576 mijoo ref) + 5
20170625 - 20170924. main cast short term spot in hyori’s homestay s1 (iu equiv) + 30
20171210. single guest appearance in running man (ep 500 mijoo ref) + 5
20180204. single guest appearance in running man (ep 513 mijoo ref) + 5
20180526. single guest appearance in unexpected q (ep 4 mijoo ref) + 5
20180608. single guest appearance in i live alone (ep 247 hwasa ref) + 5
20181106-20181221 main cast short term spot in village survival the eight (jennie equiv) + 30
20200405. single guest appearance in my little old boy (ep 285 mijoo ref) + 5
20200608. single guest appearance in video star (ep 197 mijoo ref) + 5
20200827 - 20200910. multiple episode guest appearance in delicious rendezvous (ep 39-41 sunmi ref) + 15
20220403. single guest appearance in running man (ep 532 mijoo ref) + 5
20220710. single guest appearance in running man (ep 571 mijoo ref) + 5
fashion and modeling / 120
201808 - 201902. six month korean non-luxury ambassador contract (subway) + 30
201906 - 201912. six month korean non-luxury ambassador contact (everland carribean bay) + 30
202005 - 202011. six month korean non-luxury ambassador contract (treuves palette lenses) + 30
202201 - 202207. six month korean non-luxury ambassador contact (kaesukang lotte chilsung) + 30
biography
triggers: mentions of child neglect, mentions of possible abortion
it’s difficult to swim in the ocean admits a storm. the current pulling against you as you attempt to swim to shore, the waves crashing against you so harshly your lungs fill of turbulent water, your body tires out and feels at the brink. it doesn’t matter that the ocean was once calm, serene, and felt safe, because when the storm comes, they’re both your enemy. in the end, there’s only one way to survive: keep your head up out the water.
in this tale, the ocean: jay song, father and the storm: lee miyoung, mother.
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“but i don’t want to be married.” “and i didn’t want to be knocked up at nineteen, yet here we are. the idiot and the whore. if you want me to keep it, we have to get married.”
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it takes two bodies, a generous amount of liquor, and a few smooth words to make a child - and it takes fearful teenagers, judgmental parents of said teenagers, and desperation to make a home. it’s her father who wants her, but her mother who raises her. some days it felt like she was living in two homes instead of one (though both were barely keeping it together, cracks in the walls and holes covered up by whatever pretty thing laid around). when swimming in the ocean during a storm, both the sea and the wind play a part in the fight to shore. but there were times the sun peaked through, moments of rest where it was possible to catch a breath or two before it started anew.  
her mother nagged, screamed, and couldn’t be bothered to raise a child but there were moments it was just the two of them at the dinner table eating in silence but peering at each other between glances. her father coddled, taught her music, how to dance, how to (sort of) sing, and took her overseas to the states every summer but six of the twelve months in the year she was lucky to see him in passing.
for a little, it was okay. lee miyoung spent more time out with friends and pretending to live as a non-parental college student than being a mother, but it meant that song hayi grew up independent. she knew to cook, she knew to get herself to school and back, she knew that a bedtime wasn’t necessary and she could stay up watching all types of dance videos and listening to all kinds of music. jay song spent more time focused on dance and chasing a dream than being a father, but it meant song hayi grew up resilient. she knew how to dance before she could walk, she knew how to go after what she wanted, and she didn’t give up on anything (not even trying to beat stinky, ugly, annoying kim seunghyun in gym everyday).
in this tale, they tried and tried and tried.
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“you can’t keep taking my child away from me. what if i wanted to make plans with her?” “suddenly? you’ve never once complained in the last five years, in fact i’m sure you’ve thanked me a few times.” “well now i’m saying i want her here for the summer. while we’re at it, i want a divorce.”
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perhaps that little home had never been home, but jeju had been. her mother could rave about busan all she wanted (and really, what did she expect hayi to believe when her mother was native to the city and still found a way to leave it miles behind) but at ten years old, she knew better. the move is the hardest part about the divorce, not the fact that her mother and father were no longer together (because, truly, they never had been) nor the fact that her mother had won custody over her (seriously, she hadn’t expected a man who isn’t even in the country for more than half the year to be given full parental rights) but the fact that she was starting from scratch. in a way, that’s exactly what had happened.
it’s as if her mother became a new person overnight, suddenly concern over what her daughter ate in the morning (and for lunch, and dinner!) and caring about what outfit her daughter was leaving the house in (the shopping trips had not been fun, no matter how much she loved fashion). from couldn’t be bothered to overbearing, it was suffocating. her father moved to seoul, not wanting to be anywhere near busan but close enough to visit (”it’s only four hours!”) but besides two more summers together in california and a few trips to seoul on the weekends, it was a miracle if her mother let her out of her sight.
in this tale, divorce is just as messy and raw.
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“unity?” “our leader was trying to be clever, since we have a lot of foreigners in the crew. just ignore the name, do you want to join us?”
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her mother hates that she dances, but she can’t stop her. hayi doesn’t know if it’s because she thinks it’s below her or because it reminds her of her ex husband or because there’s a sinking reality that her daughter is turning out to be more and more like her father even without his presence. she doesn’t know, and she doesn’t care to find out. she dances. because it’s what has always felt like home, because it’s what always were those few breaths of calm during the storm, and just because she feels alive when she does it. she’s good at it, be it genetics or passion or hard work. that’s how she finds a little dance crew of twenty five kids (ages fourteen to twenty, so they’d argue they’re really not kids) at the age of twelve. for some it’s a hobby, for some it’s a dream they want to make reality, for her it’s chance after chance after event after event to grow.
in this tale, family is found.
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“why do i have to do this?” “you don’t have to. i won’t force you to audition. but, this is a huge opportunity for you. you’re talented. so talented, hayi. you deserve to do more with your talent than just be in our little crew.” “i love our crew.” “we will always be here. don’t you at least want to see what could happen?” “i guess.”
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they ask her name and her age. comment that she’s the youngest at today’s audition. perhaps it’s meant to be a shock factor, or a fear factor, maybe they say it because they’re impressed, for once with the light blinding her face she isn’t able to read theirs, but it does nothing to her. she’s used to being the youngest, the smallest in a room. she’s the youngest in the crew, she says. they smile, the type of smile adults give when children amuse them. she doesn’t particularly like it but she knows not to do or say anything about that, she stands and waits until they ask her to present what she’s prepared.
and she had never known much about being an idol trainee, the videos she used to watch had never shown the hours and hours of classes (vocal, rap, dance, english, korean, school on top of that!). she manages to keep it a secret from her mother for five months, by then she’s committed to herself to debut and there’s not much, if anything, that can stop her from achieving that (”you’re just like your father”).
the first year is the hardest. she’s never been good with change, has always needed some constant. between another move, many many new faces, and a schedule that’s filled to the brim, it’s hard. she doesn’t say much, and she smiles even less so she wouldn’t be surprised if every other trainee hated her guts or thought she was stuck up. it’s just, hard.
the second year is easier. if her peers think she’s the strangest being alive for suddenly changing up her entire personality, she’d just tell them a quick story about her mother. it’s easier to be herself - to be loud between lessons (sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong), to smile and laugh (even when she’s stuck running errands), and to promise herself she’ll debut (even between the arrival and departure of so many friends). by the third year and a few months, she’s a pro. at least, that’s what she tells herself when it’s debut time which means a whole other round of change.
in this tale, there’s just as many turns and stops on the road to a dream.
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“i didn’t get a main position” “isn’t lead just as good?” “maybe to you, not to me. i thought i was good enough for at least one main position, instead i got two lead positions and one position that doesn’t even have a title in front of it!” “just use that to work harder. it doesn’t mean you’re less than them.”
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lily is a household name, the way bc entertainment intended them to be. and though in the beginning they had a set image for her, they decided to use her way of being for her image (just a bit, enough to pass as a respected idol of course). and maybe her dream doesn’t happen right away, it’d be foolish to think she’d just get to dance and sing. she knows how to be a team player, knows it’s a long game. she doesn’t like it though. she has nothing against her group, not even the girls who have beat her in every position, but she sort of dislikes her company. it happens though, she plays by their rules and she becomes some variety star. at some point that translates to a solo popularity she can’t understand, brands looking for her despite seeming lacking in a group full of talented girls. ten years later, she wouldn’t have expected this kind of life. even more, she wouldn’t have expected to like it.
it didn’t matter which group it would’ve been, or which concept they expected, or whatever image they wanted to glue to her - she was going to make it happen. her story deserves a happy ending, doesn’t it?
in this tale, twenty seven still doesn’t mean having your life together.
image & career
seventeen years old with the sweetest smile, bc entertainment believed song hayi would be a perfect fit for the girl group they had been picturing - a group created with the intent to be the first loves of many, ideal types of all, and ever lasting. the freshness that came from a young teenage girl further pushed the innocent, graceful picture that bc entertainment perfected with lily.
it didn’t matter that her nickname since she was a second year trainee had been the infamous firecracker song, for her boisterous and quirky nature. it didn’t matter that at seventeen, there was no being sure whether she’d grow out or be able to restrain her chaotic ways enough to push out the lily image. what mattered was that she bit her tongue until it was raw and red if need be, what mattered was that she had possessed talent like nobody else, that bc entertainment could scream out look, they aren’t just beautiful but they can sing, dance, and rap!
the public quickly absorbed and raved about the seventeen year old’s charisma on stage. the subtle winks, hair flips, and firecracker energy. charisma wasn’t something that she ever imagined to be remembered for, but the public liked to see her performance on the stage. sure she looked innocent and pure, but they admired how she seemed to be cool and confident as well. she didn’t like that her dance parts were never center, but she did like that she seemed to get many singing killing parts. small wins.
a year into her career, at eighteen years old, she begins to get multiple requests from variety shows asking for appearances. bc is hesitant at first, not wanting to disrupt the image they so carefully created but then it clicks. in a group of ideal types, there has to be one that seems attainable and not so out of reach. that’s the image they’ll push out for her: a (bc) defined firecracker. the public starts to see song hayi who’s clumsy and strangely competitive, song hayi who smiles way too much and laughs way too hard, song hayi who looks so beautiful doing the most ridiculous things. she becomes an entertainer, that’s what she becomes, on and off the stage. someone who people will easily relate to, someone charismatic and with a strong stage presence. someone who is seemingly the “ordinary” girl that, of course, she becomes the publics ideal type.
the rise of popularity and demand for her in variety shows becomes a whirlwind just a year before their contract renewal. bc entertainment had always said we don’t need you to be a choreographer, we pay for them, we just need you to be an entertainer. but she had continuously submitted choreograph requests for songs, all of which were rejected. four years in, she relents. she’s given up and she decides to focus on the career she’s already been building. she’s been doing well following orders, and it isn’t as if she isn’t talented (because she really is, even if it’s just as a leading lady) so she gives in. so that’s how it goes. she follows orders, she continues to be bc’s entertainer and maybe someday that’ll turn into being a choreographer. or a soloist. or anything else. the problem is, song hayi wants to be everything.
future
after ten years in the industry, some would think that idols would be burnt out - and though that could be true for most, that’s not the case for her. she knows there’s no chance she will ever be viewed as a “normal” person and she doesn’t particularly want to be. she likes the fame so far, she likes the fact that she’s slowly (in her mind, in her eyes) turning into a household name for variety. she thinks if she can get some more fixed cast spots under her belt, it’ll really push her out there as a comedian rather than just an idol wanna be comedian.
in terms of choreography - bc entertainment is still stuck on the fact that they’d rather pay for choreographers than let her choreograph for their groups. it’s a bitter pill to swallow and though years ago she relented, in the future it might be an arc where she attempts to submit pieces again (and finally will have them approved, even if it’s partials).
one of the biggest things in her future is a solo career where she gets to put out music that fits the bc style but actually resonates with her as an artist (can we really refer to her as that? she’s still an idol). she’s working hard towards that and by working hard, she’s borderline harassing the company and her manager to make it happen.
since she’s had her foot in many brand deals, 2023 will definitely be the year where she’s pushed more into the fashion world. throughout the year she’ll start transitioning into cf modeling and print modeling as well.
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artzychic27 · 2 years ago
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Muppets Movie and Muppets Most Wanted quotes
Félix: Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Akuma, not an Ikuma! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Gabriel: What does that mean?
Félix: It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! *Pushes Gabriel off the roof and he lands on the ground with a thud* Oopsie. *Laughs maniacally* Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!
Ismael: Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks"! *the others pull him offscreen with a hooked cane, Vaudeville style*
*When the lights turn back on, Alya and Nino are caught making out*
Adrien: Ahem. *The couple stop kissing and turn to see everyone staring at them*
Nino: Oh! *He and Alya start doing vocal warmups to cover up their act* La la la la la la la...
Alya: Mee mee mee mee mee...
Adrien: What? You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!
Cosette: But Adrien, what's more illegal: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Akumas?
Adrien: Kidnapping Jack Black, Cosette!
Austin A: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Austin B: Dreams? Those were nightmares!
Ivan: How come you didn't use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.
*Flashback to Ivan who’s asleep in a hammock. The others look awkward for a moment before Adrien wakes him up*
Adrien: Ivan?
Ivan: Huh?
Adrien: You wanna get back together?
Ivan: Okay.
*End Flashback*
Ivan: Heh heh. Classic.
(Louis) Blonde kid from Zombizou: Sorry, Kurtzberg. But you've been replaced... Permanently!
Nathaniel: Oh, yeah?
Louis: Yeah!
Nathaniel: I don't think so, blondie!
Louis: Who are you calling 'blondie', red?
Nathaniel: Oh, look! A paint and sip!
Louis: *Looks away* Where?
Nathaniel: HIYA! *Knocks out Louis* There's only room for one artist in this show. And that's me!
Marc: Hello.
Ismael: Hello.
Simon: Hello.
Jean: Mee-Meep. *sees an ax in his own hands, freaks out a bit while getting rid of it to grab a hairdryer* Mee-Meep.
Simon/Marc/Ismael/Jean: Hello~
Gabriel: *Tied to a barber’s chair* Oh, God! It’s a barber shop quartet!
Ismael: *singing* An Albino.
Marc: *singing* A Mosquito.
Jean: *singing* Mee-mee-mee-mo.
Ismael: *after punching Adrien* That's my trigger word, too!
Denise: Ismael, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Ismael: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS! *punches Marc*
Denise: I DON'T THINK SO! *punches Ismael*
*It soon leads to a full on brawl between the classmates*
Chloé’s Receptionist: Miss Bourgeois?
Chloé: *as she's eating a doughnut* What? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Austin A: Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Akumas can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back.
Austin Q: You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
Austin A: Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death.
Austin B: You mean half the audience is still alive?
*The Austins laugh*
Austin A: It's nice doing business with you.
Austin T: Yes, sir. Come on.
Austin B: Good-bye.
Aurore: Kim, what are you doing here?
Kim: ...Acting... Naturaaaal.
Felix: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Lili: You mean our names, right?
Felix: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... your name.
Kim: I knew.
Adrien: … Kim knew?… You mean all this time I've been trapped in a Russian Gulag, no one, not one single person from the Akumas, except Kim, noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
Alya: It sounds worse than it was...
Max: No, it's as bad as it sounds.
Aurore: Just do what I do. Imagine the audience naked.
Mireille: Wha?…*Goes out on stage* Uh… Haha. You are all naked!… Uh… Well, sorta.
Nathaniel: Nathaniel Kurtzberg. *holds up a sketchbook* Artist.
Louis: Louis Secousse. *holds up a bigger sketchbook* Better Artist.
Nathaniel: This is my travel sketchbook. *holds up a larger sketchbook* Here's my real sketchbook.
Louis: You must have been looking at the wrong sketchbook. *opens up his coat and his shirt, revealing an enormous sketchbook underneath*
*Looking defeated, Nathaniel leaves and then comes back wheeling in a massive sketchbook*
Nathaniel: You were saying?
Dominic: International Tour Manager. *presents his business card*
Kim: "Dominic Bad Guy"?
Dominic Badguy: “Bad-gee". It's French.
Akumas: Ooh!/That makes sense/We’re French, we should know this.
Max: TWO Adriens?... Well, that explains a lot.
Cosette: I knew no one could have a cold for that long.
Zoé: Or have that cheesy an accent, okay.
Cosette: *holds up a photo of Felix* Check this out! *covers the hair* Aah?
Jean: Oh, look, it's Adrien!
Cosette: *uncovers the hair* Ha!
Jean: *shrieks* What did you do with Adrien?!
Kim/Nino: *after they discover “Adrien's” true identity, they scream in horror* We gotta get outta here!
*But as they attempt to leave, Felix is right in front of them*
Felix: Not so fast...
Kim: Where's Adrien?!
Nino: Wh-wh-what do you want?
Felix: You have spun your last record, DJ.
*He prepares to attack them karate style. But then Ivan drops down on Felix from above*
Ivan: Gotcha!
Nino: Ivan! Good shot!
Ivan: Thank you.
Austin A: Do you guys think that Duparc’s been acting a little weird lately?
Austin T: That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!
Austin A: Yeah, that's what we are saying!
Louis: They didn't!
Nathaniel: No they didn't!
Louis: There's no way they did a crime!
Nathaniel: They couldn't, they're too stupid!
Louis: They're not criminal masterminds!
Nathaniel: They may not know who did it, but we know they didn't do it!
Nathaniel/Louis: So we know who didn't do it, we know who didn't do it!
Louis: They're incapable of being culpable!
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cloudykyu · 3 years ago
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KEY:
✔️ completed || ❀ ongoing
♡ fluff || ❅ angst || ☼ crack/humor || ✧ mature themes (no smut)
☏ social media au || ✎ written au
ʚ join my permanent taglist ɞ
italicized ← originally posted on my previous blog
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·˚*୨୧ LEE SANGYEON ୨୧*˚·
LOOK OF LOVE ✔️✎♡  ☾ the look of love: a popular trope in movies and shows where one character longingly and lovingly stares at another, hoping they’d notice. but in this case, two idiots are staring with love dripping from their eyes when the other isn’t looking. or in which everyone can see it clearly, but you and sangyeon.
✎ … . [9:12 am]
·˚*୨୧ JACOB BAE ୨୧*˚·
✎ … . [2:07 am]
·˚*୨୧ KIM YOUNGHOON ୨୧*˚·
✎ … . [10:13 am] [6:07 pm] [1:27 am]
·˚*୨୧ LEE HYUNJAE ୨୧*˚·
FILLER ✔️✎❅♡ ☾ it was as if the universe was trying to make a fool of you, your lack of a soulmate mark proves that. you were the person people spent time with before they found their actual soulmate, leaving you alone to mend the heartbreak yourself each time. and for a while, you were content with being just a filler, not knowing what else you could be in this kind of world. but when someone else comes along and changes your outlook on love and life, you desperately crave to realign your own stars.
✎ … . [3:56 pm] [3:17 pm] [4:00 pm] [12:46 pm]
·˚*୨୧ LEE JUYEON ୨୧*˚·
SCARLET FLWRS ❀☏♡☼❅ ☾ what do you do when you’ve been secretly in love with your best friend for six years and can’t seem to get over him? you overshare online, duh! what do you do when said best friend reads those posts about him online like it’s the morning newspaper? well, let’s see how this big mess plays out.
✎ … . [6:52 pm] [9:00 am] [12:13 pm]
·˚*୨୧ KEVIN MOON ୨୧*˚·
STARS IN THE SKY ✔️✎♡ ☾ match made in sirius. — from mani’s playlist
✎ … . [4:00 am] [8:35 pm]
·˚*୨୧ CHOI CHANHEE (NEW) ୨୧*˚·
none yet ):
·˚*୨୧ JI CHANGMIN (Q) ୨୧*˚·
HEEBIEJEEBIES ✔️✎♡ ☾ ji changmin, lover of all things spooky, has had his fair share of the creeps, but his ‘god-like’ ability to get over it as soon as it came made it a breeze. but his feelings for you? horrifying. — from mani’s playlist
✎ … . [2:14 am]
·˚*୨୧ JU HAKNYEON ୨୧*˚·
IT’S OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY ✔️✎♡☼❅ ☾ y/n has worked their way to the top as a CEO of their own company the only way a person like them could in this cruel world: by being absolutely ruthless, heartless, and six times as tough as the one’s who said they couldn’t do it. enter a bright eyed boy from the countryside as y/n’s new personal assistant with his notes on paper coffee cups and just as fiery attitude and their walls come crumbling down.
·˚*୨୧ KIM SUNWOO ୨୧*˚·
UNSTAN ✔️☏♡☼❅ ☾ it should’ve been a dream come true for y/n, meeting their favorite artist kim sunwoo by a chance encounter on the street. but things change after he shows a side they didn’t expect. left heartbroken and disappointed, y/n swears they have unstanned, but what happens when they later get to know him anew?
DIE FOR YOU ✔️✎❅✧ ☾ you were an absolute fool for kim sunwoo. — from mani’s playlist
✎ … . [7:12 pm] [4:52 pm] [7:54 pm] [11:11 am]
·˚*୨୧ ERIC SOHN ୨୧*˚·
THE ART OF GETTING GHOSTED ✔️✎♡☼❅ ☾ after getting ghosted by his partner on their one month anniversary, eric will do pretty much anything to get them back. Operation: BEBL is a go!
✎ … . [12:00 am]
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just-some-random-blogger · 4 years ago
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Death By Bagel
NCT Culinary Student!Mark Lee x Fashion Design Student!Reader Summary: Mark makes a cake cause he's realized he can't lose you to some f-boy. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, childhood au, college au, slowish burn, slight cursing, reallllly fluffy, some broksi-dude action, typos sksksksks, etc.
R E Q U E S T my friend: mark lee, slow burn, friends to lovers
A/N: I wrote a fic that already had like 1k+ word then I LOST IT (i think i deleted it) thus this. It took me 10 years to write this msmsmkskskks. PLEASE TUMBLR IS MESSING WITH ME AND MIXED UP THE ORDER OF SOME OF THE DIALOGUE
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“As a doctor, I don’t think you should be doing that,” Mark says, not even bothering to look at his patient seated rudely on the floor. Oop, he’s lying down now.
Mark huffs and looks up from the clay block he was molding on his tray, “YOU’RE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!”
Mark’s mother nearly spits out her coffee upon hearing the words of his five-year-old son. Her husband snorts, “He got that from you.”
The woman throws a look at the man and was supposed to give a snarky retort, up until the sound of the doorbell ringing. She grins from ear-to-ear and dashes to get the door.
When she comes back to the living room, she’s accompanies by another woman and a tiny version of her.
“Markie! Say hello to your Auntie!” Mark’s mom calls.
Mark from the carpeted floor looks up and blinks, examining the stranger-woman and its human-ling. Mark turns to his father who was sat on the couch and receives a nod of approval almost. Mark purses his lips and waves at the woman.
The woman waves back and then crouches down to the little girl, “Baby, say hello to Mark.”
Unwilling, she shakes her head.
“Aw come on, baby. Don’t be shy. Mark over there is a really sweet boy. I knew him when he was in his mommy’s tummy, just like Mark’s mom knew you when you were in mine. You’re the same age so you’ll get along just fine.”
With the unnecessary explanation that gave no justification to the scene whatsoever out of the way, the girl was fooled into peeping up, “Hi, Mark.”
“Hello,” Mark says, not particularly interested, as his patient was still in the midst of dying in his office. He turned to his stuffed toy called Mr. Lion and attempted to stand him up once more.
At this point, the girl makes her way to Mark.
“We’ll be back in two hours, honey. Keep an eye on the children,” Mrs. Lee tells his husband who had been occupied with TV the entire time.
“Yeah. I got this,” he smiles to his wife then goes back to watching.
The bumble bee clad figure sat down to Mark in blue and watched him play.
Mark ignored her for a few seconds, needing to assert all efforts on standing that dumb toy up. Once successful, Mark turns to her, “Do you play doctors?”
Mark was then met with the same lack on enthusiasm. She hums, “I like playing baker doctor.”
All at once, Mark gasps, “ME TOO!”
It was unbeknownst to the children it was oddly specific and the chance of this happening was pretty slim.
And in a blink of an eye, excited giggles erupt in the room, as if they had been having so much fun before this scene. It was here and there the two would become best friends to the very end.
... so I guess it means the reckoning is upon us.
“MARK LEE I SWEAR TO THE FU--” “WHAT! WHAT!?” Mark laughs.
"YOU ATE MY BAGEL! AGAIN!" I growl in a loud whisper, throwing the wrapper at him and his flat head before he could think to dodge it while he annoyingly laughs.
"I asked if I could have it though!" he says, fully knowing his sins.
I glared at him and say lowly, "I thought you were referring to my notes, bread for brains."
Mark snorts loud enough for our teacher to wake up from his nap. Once the class notices, we all pretend to be doing something productive and Mark plays it off with a cough.
"Mr. Lee." Mr. Kim says sternly, clicking his tongue, blinking his eyes rapidly.
Mark finishes coughing and turns to our seated professor, "Yes sir."
"Don't go to school if you're sick and going to cause a racket with your coughing."
Mark nods firmly and Mr. Kim closes his eyes again, mumbling, "page 65 is due tomorrow."
The entire class grumbles. Mark beside me scoffs and makes a face, "Yeah, yeah, Doyoung."
I turn to him and elbow his side.
"Whatever," Mark shakes his head, "professor bunny-teeth won't hear me."
Once class ended, we both get our things and head out for lunch. We walk to our canteen, fussing over assignments, deciding we should do it together later in our mutually free period.
I groan and narow your eyes at him as we have an argument over how he hasn't finished the essay for English, "That's not the point."
"Yo Mark!" a voice calls from afar. Mark and I turn, looking for the voice, and I spot the dimpled senior, Jung Jaehyun, in a table with the rest of his squad.
I nudge Mark and point at the pale guy seated by the corner.
Mark throws him a smile and waves. I follow closely behind him as he walks over to the table. "We're going to sit with them?" I say in some sort of gasp.
"Yeah." Mark replies simply, not bothering to turn to me, "they're cool."
I knit my brows at that and nod, "Yeah I know. But I'm not cute today."
Mark stops in his tracks and throws me a confused look, "what?"
"I didn't put any make-up on today, also I'm pretty sure there's a visible stain somewhere on my jacket, I just don't remember where."
Mark scrunches his face up again, even more confused. "What? How do you... forget a stai-- that's not the point. Why do you wanna look cute today?" He scoffs and continues lowly, "hardly as if you ever look cute."
I let out an annoyed groan and punch Mark's shoulder. "Like when you panicked when Seulgi came over and asked for notes."
Mark openes his mouth, "That is so not the same! Jaehyun's a fuck bo-"
"Just shut up already," I snap and shove him forward so he'd continue walking. "Let's not keep him waiting," I add and mumble, "also I know. Dong Sicheng however is very cute."
Mark chuckles, "he's dated every girl on the dance team."
"Okay, maybe not that cute."
"Ya, Mark," Jaehyun grins and greets the said person with a high-five and chest bump. He turns to me and speaks my name with a smile. I smile back politely and wave.
I'm about to sit next to Sicheng, but Mark shoves me and so I end up sitting on the other side of the bench table with Jaehyun. I turn to Jaehyun with a small, non-awkward smile and shoot Mark a glare. He seems unbothered though.
"So, you up for a round later?" Jaehyun asks Mark.
Mark talks over me, "you know it, dude."
Jaehyun flashes his dimple smile all the stupid girls fall for. I'm only half falling for it cause I'm only half stupid. He raises his brows, "you bought the dough, right?"
This makes me knit my brows.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really did this time," Mark mumbles quickly. "It's my turn anyway."
Jaehyun gives an off look, "that's literally what you said last time bro."
"Yo, no for real. It's in my bag, if you wanna check."
Jaehyun shakes his head when Mark begins to scramble for it, "no, Lee, it's good. We wouldn't want you friend to get dirty."
Is it just me or do you feel slimey all of a sudden?
Jaehyun then gives me a somewhat, somehow sincere smile, "so. I hear you're in fashion design."
I give a soft chuckle, "yeah. That's me."
"I could tell from a mile away. Mark looks horrible next to your getup."
I look down at my sweater and ripped jeans. Mark exclaims in protest, "shut the hell up, Jae."
I give a soft smile at Jaehyun, "don't know where that comes from but thanks I guess."
Jaehyun chuckles, "I'm kidding," he eyes Mark, "I saw your Fashion Design pin on your bag when you sat down."
"Oooohhhh, haha, okay, that makes sense."
"Ya, Jeff," Sicheng calls for Jaehyun, "it's almost time."
Jaehyun turns to his friend and nods. He turns back to me and Mark, "well, it's nice to meet you. Mark won't put a sock in it even if I beg. See you around, fashionista."
He stands and slaps Mark's back, "see ya later, broski."
"Yeah, bruh," Mark replies.
Once it's just Mark and I, I snap at him and blurt out in a whisper yell, "YOU'RE ON BROSKI LEVEL WITH JUNG JAEHYUN?!"
Mark gives me a weird face, "bruh, I think he calls the principal broski, for real."
I smack Mark, making him whine, "you know what I'm talking about, Mark! And what, are you doing drugs?!?"
He shakes his head in confusion, "Wait, what!? Who the hell told you that?"
"Uhhhhh you were talking about dough and showing up later. Sounds like you owe him money for drugs, Mark."
"??? In what universe did we even mention drugs?? Does this," he slaps his face, "look like a face of a drug addict to you?"
"A gullible idiot maybe."
Mark's jaw drops, "oh wow, okay. I'm done with this conversation." He proceeds to stand attempt to walk away. I scoff, "not on my watch bitch."
Like the true idiot that he is, Mark begins to legit run away from me, like a criminal who stole my cookies. It's embarrassing that he, a man much taller than I, could not even outrun me. I suppose I should be grateful, but this just fortifies my thoughts of him being an idiot even more.
But okay... I wasn't actually expecting this... like... Mark and Jaehyun... like... actually baking bread after school with dough Mark premade at home. Also, uh, Jaehyun looks super cute in an apron that I'm having a mental breakdown. And what's new, so does Mark.
"I can't believe you thought I was a drug dealer," Jaehyun says in a soft pout as he rolls out dough on the marble counter of his friggin large kitchen in his friggin large house. Like dang, I knew he was rich, but he's like Rich™ Rich. Rich with a golden diamond encrusted Rolex watch rich that's in a glass display rich-- wtf.
Mark wheezes in his telltale high pitched laugh as he opens a pack of unsweetened chocolate pellets, "she thought dough was some sort of metaphor or something."
"Cute," they say at the same time. Mark turns to Jaehyun in slight surprise and Jaehyun turns to me. I roll my eyes, though I feel my neck burn. I avert my attention to the scene I was sketching on my pad, Jaehyun and Mark baking croissants. I clear my throat, "I'm just making use of the single braincell between us, cause if he doesn't die falling down the stairs, he's gonna pull some idiotic stuff like baking with Jung Jaehyun."
Oddly, it's Mark that reacts to that with a, "hey!"
Jaehyun rubs his chin on his shoulder, "I also can't believe you think so little of me.'
I break a sweat but decide to answer honestly, "... ... ... You have a reputation."
"Of being a fuck boy?"
Mark loudly transfers the chocolates into a metal bowl, making the two of us snap at him. Mark makes a face, "oh gosh, sorry."
Jaehyun sighs, "well. I admit I get around, but that's only because I get dumped every time."
I raise a brow.
Jaehyun purses his lips, "nah, let's not make this weird. The croissants will be flat."
"Dude," Mark turns to him, "that's literally only because you messed up the recipe."
Jaehyun grits his teeth, "no. It's because Kun's a little teacher's pet and sabotaged me so he could get the best grade."
"No, but like Kun is really nice, he helped me with the fold techinique."
Jaehyun scoffs, "He stole me vanilla extract, Mark. Who does that?!"
"No, listen, he's cool, like, for real--"
"No, you listen, he's a little shit and--"
The two begin to bicker like a married couple, and I begin to draw inspiration form the scene to design some random sketches of wedding dresses.
I look back to the two and still can't get over the fact that I learned Jaehyun was a culinary arts major with my best friend, and that I was currently in the Jung's boojie home because I thought Mark was buying drugs from him. Not what I was expecting at all my day to go like, but I'm not mad this is how it went.
"No, no, no, no," Jaehyun says. He turns to me and points, "let's just get an outside opinion. Babe, what's your favorite color?"
"BABE?!" Mark barks.
I take a moment to reply. I blink slowly, "uhh... pink?"
Jaehyun bites his lower lip and claps his flour covered hands, "Right. Pink croissants it is."
Mark shoots him a glare and turns to me, back to Jaehyun, "she has a name."
Jaehyun nods, "yeah, and she wants pink croissants."
Mark makes a face and Jaehyun examines it, chuckling under his breath. "Wah, you two are something, huh."
No one really responds.
We began to always eat lunch with Jaehyun and his friends. It's funny cause I realized Jaehyun, although I still firmly believed he was out to get nasty with every other girl he sees, he was actually just like Mark. A total loser with a love for cooking.
"Hey," Mark says with a snippy tone.
I give him a look and suddenly receive a paper bag to my face. Mark sits on his chair next to me, as per usual. I smell the thing before I realize what it is. It's a freshly baked bagel. I perk up and smile, "Aw, you baked me a bagel?"
Mark raises his upper lip, "no. Jaehyun did."
I knit my brows, "what? Why?"
Mark narrows his brows, "do you, like, like him?"
I give him a look. I take a bite of the bagel, making Mark look at me in disbelief. I answer, "You do know I only hang with him cause you do, right?"
"Then why'd you eat the bagel then?"
"Uh, a number of reasons. 1) it's a bagel, 2) free food, 3) I'm starving, 4) it smells amazingggg."
Mark does a face, "fair. I've been meaning to ask how he does his seasoning for a while now too." He releases a breath, "and anyway, I'm pretty sure he made a bagel cause I told him you liked them. Never talking about you to him anymore though."
I look at him, "why do you talk about me so much to him anyway?"
"Uh because you're amazing," Mark says instinctively.
I feel my heart skip at that. I coo and place my hands on my chest, "wait that's really sweet."
Mark looks at me. His face begin to shift, "too bad it's a lie- haha."
I give him a look and rebut, "jerk."
"Loser."
As quickly as I found out about Jaehyun being Mark's friend, that's about as quickly as I found out he didn't like hanging out with him anymore. It's kind of a shame I never got to go back to his boojie house.
There was this one encounter I had with Jaehyun though... which was a little weird, not gonna lie.
He was waiting for me outside my Tailoring class, smiling and waving when he saw me. I Reluctantly reciprocated and walked over to him.
He releases a breath, "I've been waiting for about 20 minutes for you. I didn't know when your class would end."
I raise my brows, "you could have asked?"
"Well I would need your number for that, and that would have ruined the surprise," he pulled out a brown paper bag, reminiscing the same one Mark chucked at my face.
"I made you two this time," he smiles.
I take a moment to reply, "you don't have to make me bagels, Jaehyun."
He grabs my hand, "yeah, but I want something out of ya," he places the bagels in my hand. He proceeds to lead us off and we begin to walk down the hall.
Truth be told, it's a little scary that his ulterior motive is up in the air. Jaehyun places his hands in his pockets, "I like your dress, by the way."
I smile, "thanks. I made it."
He smiles and nods, "right. That makes sense as to why it suits you well."
I can't help but blush at that, and simultaneously feel conscious when I realize a bunch of girls in my course are looking at me and Jaehyun as we strut down the hall.
"So, what did you want, Jaehyun?"
"Well, I clearly wanted to ask you out."
"..."
"..."
Jaehyun smiles and give a soft laugh, "is it so ground breaking?"
"... Uh..."
He sniggers, "hey, you can say no. I mean I hope you don't but you can." Jaehyun leans in and raises his hands, "I won't like it, but a man should take rejection from a lady well."
I turn to him as he straightens up. I turn to the bagels he made me and bring it back to him. He laughs, "no, I made them for you really. It's not poisoned, in fact it's made with love."
I visibly react to that, which makes Jaehyun wheeze. I can't help but laugh back, "that was hella tacky."
"Worth a shot though," he says. "Good luck with Mark."
I look at him with silence and he chuckles, "ya, you can't fool me."
I'm about to retort but then Jaehyun gets called by one of the frats dudes I identify as Johnny Seo. Jaehyun does a curtsy and clicks his tongue, "see ya later babez."
"You know, I would have said yes if you didn't do stuff like that."
Jaehyun purses his lips, "no you wouldn't."
I shrug, "worth a shot though."
Jaehyun places a hand on his chest, dramatically calling, "Uh, rejection hurts, man."
Yeah, I never went to Jaehyun's boojie house ever again.
Silver lining though was Mark's dorm smelled equally as nice because of all the food he cooks, although it came with a whiff of axe body spray from his roommate, Lucas. It's cool though, he was almost never around for me to smell it in its whole intensity.
"Aite," Mark calls from his side of the dorm. I perk up from the two seater dining table they had and turn to Mark who was covering the cake he was making for his finals.
"Don't, like, peek, okay. I want you to see the cake all at once and give me your honest reaction to it. Please, like, all my lives kinda depend on it."
"How many lives do you have?"
"9, I'm pretty sure."
I stand from my seat, "not you faking your life as a cat, but get it I guess."
Mark raises a hand at me as I walk over, "can you not, I'm high-key panicking right now."
"Over what? You literally made a box of donuts for your midterms and it looked better than Misty Mreme! I'm sure your cake is hot."
"It was in the minifridge for a day. I mean it barely fit cause of all of Lucas' mountain dew."
I groan, "just show me it, Mark Lee!"
Mark whined and dashes over to me, grabbing my shoulders, "okay, but like, don't be mean about it. I swear, I might cry."
I give a sound and fake cough, "it's ugly."
Mark doesn't respond to that particular jab, "I'm serioussss. Please be kind, okay?"
I look at Mark's nervous face and give a soft pout, "Markie, please, not that I think it would be ugly, but I promise you don't have to be nervous about my reaction."
He isn't soothed by that, but he does release a sigh, "okay. So for context, Mr. Moon wanted the cake to be one or two tiers, but I went with one, cause there aint no way I'm going to the other side of the campus to freeze a two tiered cake. Then, the theme was something from your childhood, so, I, uh, thought this was fitting. The exam is 60 percent decoration, 40 percent taste by the way."
Mark gives me a hesitant look, but steps way for me to see it. I then see a heart shaped, medium sized cake in my favorite pastel pink color. By the top there's a little boy on the floor playing with a toy oven set and little girl in a bumble bee dress, holding a stethoscope. At the bottom of the cake, there were jelly letters spelling out, "I like you."
I cup my cheeks at the sight of it and feel my eyes start to well at the sentiment.
Wait... was this really happening?
Mark heaves in and out, "okay, so like when Jaehyun began to like hit on you, that sucked pretty hard because he's known for getting girls and I thought maybe he'd get you too and I got panicky. Anyway, I....... have liked you since we were kids... And... I know you probably don't feel the same way but I have to try, you know.... Yolo."
My feel my tears retract from what I hear. I rub my eyes. I turn to Mark and find his nervous face. "Did you just say yolo in your confession, Mark?"
He looks like he's about to throw up.
I can't help but chuckle and pout, "dude..."
I prolong the moment. Mark gets even more nervous as he repeats softly, "dude..."
"We could have dated in grade school all this time."
It takes a moment to register in his head.
Like, a really long moment.
I sigh, "Mark! I like you too, dummy."
He freezes and blinks. His face begins to burn. He breaks into a soft smile, "nice."
I break into a laugh.
"... Uh... So... Can I like... Kiss you?"
I snort and feel my own cheeks begin to burn, "I think you should refrigerate your cake first."
Mark snaps out of this trance, "oh shoot, you-" I give him a quick peck on the lips.
He is dumbfounded.
I feel butterflies go wild in my stomach.
"I'll wait over there for when you've fixed that."
Mark watches as I walk away, "yooo.... That's not fair though."
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junjungsunwoo · 4 years ago
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Last Updated: February 2ndth, 2021
➪ Back to Main masterlist
key by genre; fluff [☀] angst [☔️]  suggestive [☁] horror [🌑]my favorite [♡]
key by type; one shots [os] drabbles [d] reactions [r] headcanons [h] most to least [mtl] 
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Series: 
“Dear, My Boyz.” [ot11 ft. Hwall as your brother]
To all the boys I loved before! au
↳ What happens when letters you wrote in the past about your old feelings were sent out? What’s going to happen when old feelings resurface?
“Love Foolish” [ Kim Sunwoo X Fem! Reader] -> ongoing.
smau!!
↳ When two oblivious idiots fall in love with each other, what do they do? Y/n is head over heels for her childhood friend Sunwoo and Sunwoo is in love with y/n but he doesn't know. Their friends are all tired of the two being completely oblivious to their mutral feelings, but everything starts to get interesting when a new players was added into their love game.
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Lee Sangyeon:
“Even In Death” - ☔️☀️ [oneshot - 6.1k]
↳ Sangyeon would never forget about you.You were so beautiful, so kind, and ever so perfect for him. So why would life ever rob you and him of something so important. Sangyeon would never-no. Sangyeon will never forget about you- not even in your death.
Jacob Bae:
"A Little Suprise” -  ☀ [oneshot - 1.2k]
↳ Where you surprise Jacob on the morning of his birthday.
“Death of an Angel” - ☔️🌑 [oneshot - 5.4k]
↳ What happens when a guardian angel falls from heaven? What happens when that angel falls in love?
Guardian angels shall never sin, and they never will. For they had everything they would ever want in heaven. But Jacob only wanted one thing- you. And he will stop at nothing until you were his. You were his sin.
Kim Younghoon:
<<5:31pm>> - ☔️ [timestamp, drabble - 0.814k]
Lee Jaehyun (Hyunjae):
“For You” -  ☔️ [oneshot - 1.5k]
↳ For you, I’d do anything.
“Sorry, I love you.” - ☀️☔️ [teaser -0.513]
↳ Hyunjae didn’t want to belive in love anymore. Not when two of his most important people in his life lost so much because of it. After the whole accident in his childhood, Hyunjae had always avoided daycares and the teachers in them. But somehow, life always has a way of making him miserable. This time, they sent in misfortune in the form of you- a daycare teacher at the place that he once loved so, so much.
With you, Hyunjae always felt like Jaehyun. The boy who he really was. Not the child that the past trap him in- but as Jaehyun. The boy who never hid his emotions, the boy who was never trapped in the dark void where he lingered in the saddness the death of teacher y/n brought. He felt alive with you.
But oh, history always has a way to repeat itself, no?
Lee Juyeon:
“A Moment of Happiness.”  - ☔️ [oneshot - 2.3k]
↳ Happy Endings were never meant to last
Kevin Moon:
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Choi Chanhee (New):
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Ji Changmin (Q):
“Daffodils.” - ☔️ [Drabble - 0.725k]
Ju Haknyeon:
n/a
Heo Hyunjoon:
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Kim Sunwoo:
“GOAL!” -> Prologue -  ☀ ☔️ [oneshot - 7.3k]
↳ What happens when your brother introduces you to his soccer team, and you meet Sunwoo? Not knowing anyone else, and being an introvert is really making university life difficult. When you and Sunwoo are locked in the university because of a prank your brother and his team played, you and Sunwoo became much closer then you expected. What happens when you starts to fall in love with him? 
“I can’t fall in love without you.” -  ☀☔️ [requested, oneshot - 1.7k]
↳ “Please don’t fall in love without me.”
“When The Rain Stops.” - ☔️ ♡ [oneshot - 10k]
↳ The first time you met him was in the rain. He had looked so mysterious, so…enchanting. Everything drew you closer, making you want to know more about the boy that you met on once cold, rainy day.
Eric Son:
“I wish you were dead.” - ☔️ [oneshot - 0.788k]
↳ words hurt more then actions, and we just need some time to find ourselves again.
“Storm.” - ☔️ [drabble - 0.636k]
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lorlorlorlorlor-blog · 4 years ago
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Asian dramas and movies
A list of the dramas, movies and shows that I have watched.
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e SP
Hanamizuki
One Litre of Tears
One Litre of Tears movie
Tantei Gakuen Q live action
Detective Conan live action movie 1
Detective Conan live action movie 2
Detective Conan live action movie 3
Great Detective Conan: Challenge To Shinichi Kudo
I Love My Younger Sister live action
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
Gokusen
Gokusen 2
Gokusen 3
Gokusen movie
Death Note
Death Note 2: The Last Name
Death Note 3: L Change The World
14 Sai no Haha
Koukou Debut
Kurosagi
Nodame Cantabile live action
Nodame Cantabile SP
Lovely Complex live action
Hana Yori Dango
Hana Yori Dango 2
Kimi ni Todoke live action
I Give My First Love To You
Koizora
Atashinchi no Danshi
Ju On
Ju On 2
Ju On 3
Prince of Tennis live action
Ikemen Desu Ne
Ouran High School Host Club live action series
Ouran High School Host Club live action movie
Paradise Kiss
Zenkai Girl
Nobuta wo Produce
Akihabara@Deep
Bloody Monday
Bloody Monday 2
Honey and Clover
Kimi wa Petto
Propose Kyoudai
Pink no Idenshi
Stand Up!
Yukan Club (not yet done)
Ring 1
Ring 2
Ring 3
Ring 0
Zatoichi
Spring Story
Buzzer Beat
The Victim
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Friendship
Brown Sugar Macchiato
Bull Fighting
Devil Beside You
Why, Why Love
Hi My Sweetheart
Fated To Love You
Hot Shot
Corner With Love/Love At The Corner
Meteor Garden
Meteor Garden 2
Meteor Rain
My MVP Valentine
Frog Prince
Silence
Love Storm
Dolphin Bay
Lavender
Full House
Dream High
Shining Inheritance
Heartstrings/You’ve Fallen For Me
Secret Garden
Playful Kiss
Love of The Condor Heroes
All About Eve
Irene
Attic Cat
Endless Love 1: Autumn In My Heart
Endless Love 2: Winter Sonata
Endless Love 3: Summer Scent
Coffee Prince
Jang Geum
Dal Ja’s Spring
My Sassy Girl, Choon-Hyang
Love Truly/Really Really Like You
Stairway To Heaven
My Name Is Kim Sam Soon
Love Story In Harvard
Attack On The Pin-Up Boys
Temptation of Wife
200 Pounds Beauty
100 Days With Mr. Arrogant
Jenny and Juno
Virgin Snow
Windstruck
Flower Boy Ramyun Shop
Jewel In The Palace
Robot
Three Idiots
Shutter
Ruk Man Yai Mak (Love Julinsee - Love at 4 Size)
Suck Seed
Yes or No
Hormones: The Confusing Teens
Seasons Change
Sunny
You Are My Pet
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time live action
Samurai High School
City Hunter
IRIS
Dream High 2
Shut Up Flower Boy Band
Blind
Skip Beat
Spellbound/Chilling Romance
Bokura ga Ita: Zenpen
Bokura ga Ita: Kouhen
To The Beautiful You
Panda and Hedgehog
You’re Beautiful
Mirai Nikki Live Action
A Gentleman’s Dignity
Phobia/4bia
Rich Man, Poor Woman
Turn Left, Turn Right
5 Prang
Seducing Mr. Perfect
A Good Day To Have An Affair
Sad Movie
Ghajini
Reply 1997
Rurouni Kenshin
Rooftop Prince
My Little Bride
Code Blue Season 1
Risou no Musuko
ATM Error
IRIS 2
Himitsu no Akko-chan
School 2013
The Naked Kitchen
Hana Kimi Remake
Jackal Is Coming
Love On That Day
Level 7/7th Grade Civil Servant
Last Cinderella
Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemashite
Pee Mak Phra Kanong
Yamada-kun to Nananin no Majo
Just One Second
Summer Nude
Reply 1994
Queen In Hyun’s Man
The Heirs
Marry Him If You Dare
Emergency Couple
Rough Play
No Breathing
The Commitment
Angel Eyes
It’s Okay, That’s Love
Birth of A Beauty
Fall In Love With Me
Master’s Sun
The Three Musketeers
The Pirates
Blue Spring Ride
You Are The Apple Of My Eye
Kyoto Inferno
The Legend Ends
Pinocchio
Ex-Girlfriend’s Club
School 2015
School 2017
While You Were Sleeping
My Secret Romance
Love O2O
Because This Is My First Life
Fight For My Way
Second Love
Baby and Me
The Outlaws
Midnight Runners
Bad Genius
Your Lie In April
Haruta and Chika
Reply 1988
Descendants of The Sun
Let’s Fight Ghost
Confession of Murder
Tokyo Ghoul live action
Code Blue 2
Code Blue 3
Along With The Gods: The Two Worlds
Along With The Gods: Last 49 Days
Radio Romance
Hormones 2
Hormones: The Final Season
A Love So Beautiful
Ajin: Demi-human
Crash Landing On You
What’s Wrong With Secretary Kim
Extreme Job
Parasite
Kingdom Season 1
Kingdom Season 2
Doctor Romantic Season 1
Goblin
Touch Your Heart
Her Private Life
Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo
Strong Girl Do Bong-soon
Love Alarm
My  First First Love
I Am Not A Robot
My ID Is Gangnam Beauty
The Girl Who Sees Scent
Hotel Del Luna
Remember
U-Prince Series
A Korean Odyssey
The Package
Doctor Romantic 2
The Prince of Tennis 2019
Start-Up
Ordinary People
Itaewon Class
Hi Bye, Mama!
The Divine Fury
Back To The 90s
The Dude In Me
Put Your Head On My Shoulder
The K2
Hyde, Jekyll, Me
She Was Pretty
He Is Psychometric
Sky Castle
My Annoying Brother
Scarlet Heart: Ryeo
Find Yourself
Good Morning Call
Love In The Moonlight
Hospital Playlist
Kkondae Intern
The World Of The Married
Sotus
Was It Love?
It’s Okay Not To Be Okay
Who Are You 2020
Love Lasts Forever
Empress Ki
The Uncanny Counter
Run On
True Beauty
Sweet Home
Lovestruck In The City
A Love So Beautiful (2020)
18 Again
The Con-Heartist
My God!! Father
Space Sweepers
On Your Wedding Day
The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity
L <3 DK
How To Be Thirty
Seobok
Forgotten
Vincenzo
Confidential Assignment
Mr. Queen
Hometown Chachacha
Hospital Playlist 2
D.P.
Squid Game
Police University
Kingdom: Ashin of the North
Cheer Up, Mr. Lee
Sweet and Sour
Death Note: Light Up The New World
Orange
Prison Playbook
Oh My Ladylord
Law School
Sell Your Haunted House
Alice in Borderland
Still 2gether
Move to Heaven
My Name
Our Beloved Summer
The Door Into Summer
Bad and Crazy
AI Love You
Love and Leashes
Thirty-Nine
Twenty Five, Twenty One
Forecasting Love and Weather
Juvenile Justice
Business Proposal
My Father is Strange
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jaeminscoffee · 4 years ago
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Lo contrario al amor | q. kn; s. jn
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Lo contrario al amor- The opposite of love.
Pairing- Seo Johnny x reader x Qian Kun
Genre- Smut.
Word count- 4.14k
Warnings- threesome, sexual themes followed, stripper!reader au, richceo!kun and Johnny au, overstimulation, horrible depiction of how a strip club works, light spanking, dirty talking, praise kink, honestly a filth, why am i even bothering with the warnings-, pet names: princess, doll, slut, baby girl. Sir kink. Also kinda rushed because I'm an idiot (actually, it's cause i wrote this a day before my sociology exam so..-)
Synopsis- The way they looked at you seemed close enough to love. You thought it looked quite the opposite of love. And your definition of the opposite of love was lust.
Type- Requested! I'm sorry this took long! I really had to push myself to write this oskekke
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Raven's up next, you've got 2 minutes!" Jacob screamed in the changing room where you all lined up according to who's going up the stage next, all dolled up, the actual costumes underneath the loose shirts handed to you for coverage until the performance. 
"Raven's not performing today. She's got a few other works to do"
Stripper. Not many are usually proud of that line of profession. But you thought nothing wrong of it. You were proud to blurt out "I work at  N-WV club as a part time stripper and part time server". You loved dancing and you loved the attention you got, you thought it was great. And you got paid handsomely too so that's a plus one. 
What made you love your job further more than you already loved it was the regulars you had during your days of performance. 
The thing you liked about your club was they never reveal personal identity. You each had a code name of your own. You were given the name Raven by the audience due to your dark tresses and the variety of black outfits you'd worn and performed and not to mention, absolutely rocked in. Another reason to love your work. Safe identity with no harms to personal life whatsoever. 
Hel and Hades. You'd ridiculed the names when you first heard them from your co-worker. "Which idiots would name themselves after the vikings and the death god??" you'd mocked until you actually met the owners of the names. 
Always sat the farthest away from the stage but dead in the middle which showcased the entirety of the stage in one screen was the table labelled by their names. Two young sat always adorned in a suit, the coat of the tux shrugged off their body with it loosely hanging over their shoulder, the tie tugged loose with the collar button undone and the sleeves rolled up to their elbow. 
One, Hades, the male with dark brown hair that was swept neatly to the side with a few strands resting freely on the forehead. Seemingly a little more built than the other, eyes stoic with focus on each and every one of your moves with the bottom of his perfectly shaped lips between his teeth. His gaze never failed to make you shudder. The only way to explain would be deadly. 
The other one, Hel. He wasn't all that bad himself. Far from bad. Faded turquoise hair tousled carelessly at the crown of his head perfectly portrayed his exhaustion at work. But that only added as a charm to him as his messed up hair gave him an ethereal look. He'd always have his arms folded over his chest. Almost the same build as the other. A smirk played on his lips each time you'd discard a material from your body and then another. The look was still the same as deadly as Hades'. A little softer and subtle ton of sin hid under his angelic features. Intoxicating would be the right word for him.
You turn towards the owner of the club just as you hook in your hanging diamond earring, fixing the rhinestone choker "What other works?" you ask confused and a little taken aback at the same time. Mr. Kim (who'd asked you on multiple occasions to just call him Doyoung) was the organized and no 'last minute' booking type of guy. If someone wanted him to do something for them they'd have to let him know that at least a week or two prior. Whether it came to booking a private performance, or booking a VIP seat. It had to be done within a week before the actual work. 
"Come with me." he replied calmly with his hands dug into the pockets of his formal jeans. 
 "Yeah, let me just get my masquerade mask-" 
"Leave it behind". You stand in place, still with the motions of rush still going on around you. Leave the mask behind? That'd reveal part of your identity and that definitely wasn't a part of the club. "Huh?"
"It's a private booking, you don't need the mask, doll" Doyoung exclaimed as though he hadn't just failed to let you know of the private booking before the day. "I don't have any private performances scheduled for today, Doyoung" 
"Now you have, darling. I'm sorry but they're important to this club. And to me." with that he whipped his head towards the exit door before nodding at you to follow behind him.
You quickly discard the loose shirt, opting to wear a robe around your outfit before you follow behind him through the dimly lit, sketchy yet posh passage across the club to the section where tiny cabins were situated. 
You jog slightly to catch up with his long strides while clutching onto the rope of your robe. "Who are they? The oh so important people?" you ask from behind him. 
"Mr. Seo and Mr.Qian." 
"Who?" you inquire, face contorted in confusion at the unfamiliar names. "Let's say, You'll see once we get there." he replied, taking a sharp turn towards the more isolated regions of the club. 
You say nothing in reply, silently following him a few more steps before he comes to an abrupt halt in front of one the cabins at the end of the hallway. He knocked twice on the door, reaching out to the door knob twisting it to unlock the door. 
Names of gods of hell was a smart choice.
 There sat inside the room were the two regulars, looking absolutely sinister in clothing as simple as formal work wear. " Ms. Y/ln at your service just as you asked for" Doyoung spoke up first after stepping into the room. Expecting him to call you by your work name, you were once again taken aback at how he regarded you with your last name but did nothing to correct him, instead chose to stand silently beside him.
' Must be important enough to break his own club rules. '
"We'll take it from here, Thanks Doyoung" smiled the brown haired lad, Hades. 
"My pleasure, Johnny" Doyoung nodded at the other in acknowledgment of his presence before turning back facing you, smiling at you with a tilt of his head and a pat at your robe clad shoulder and headed towards the door with that, exiting the room and leaving you in the closed space with the two men. 
You hear the click of the lock from behind you, only now lifting your gaze from the ground as you shift your weight from one feet to another, looking at one male then the other. Your clothing does nothing to help you feel secure under their eyes, strong enough to make you feel bare with two layers of clothing on your body. Weird how you, the confident on stage with at least 50 or more pairs of eyes on you, was now feeling conscious of yourself in front of just two pairs of eyes. 
"Hi, I'm Raven-" you start, finally shaking off the nervousness to get your job started and done with, something about both looking at you as though they'd devour you whole having you shaking the slightest. 
"Y/n, that's your name, hm?" the one, Johnny, or so called by Doyoung, spoke up, interrupting your mid sentence as the blue haired just leaned forward in his seat, his elbows resting lazily on his knees, absolutely loving the way you were taken aback, the same everyday smirk displayed on his feature. 
"Yes. But here in this club, we go by our code names. Please refer to me as Raven, Sir." you reply, stepping out of daze as you tried keeping your tone as polite as possible. "In this room we go by our real names, doll" he finally spoke up, the one beside Johnny. "I'm Kun. That's Johnny. There, we all know each other's names now" Kun, spoke in a smug tone, eyes darkening shades as they roam around your figure. 
"But sir, that's against the rules of our club" you try explaining, only after scoffing in your mind as you recalled back to how the owner himself went against the rule. "Here, Inside these four walls, the rules to be followed are only to be set by us, that's what we paid for, princess" Johnny beat Kun to speaking up. 
"Yes, sir" you reply after a moment of silence as the two males shifted into a more comfortable position on the leather couch. You stood awkwardly beside the pole in the middle of the room, fumbling with the knot at the center of your stomach, trying so hard not to keep a continuous eye contact with them. 
Dangit. What's it with me today? 
"So, will you put on a show for us now or do we have to wait a little more?" Kun asked with his eyebrows raised. 
"Ah! Yes." you reply quick, making fast steps forward towards the corner of the room where the speaker with a remote on top was situated. You pick up the controller and pressed play, a sensual tune immediately vibrating through the speakers, filling the silent room with the tune. You place the controller back on top of the speaker, inhaling sharply before getting into the mood, shaking off all previous nervousness, instead replacing it with a seductional look and a smirk on your face. 
You run your fingers through your hair, intentionally messing it up to make you look even appealing than you already did. You turn towards the front, walking one leg crossing the other towards the pole, circling it, with just your fingers grazing the cold metal as you stare at them one after the other enough to have them hooked at your doings. 
You give them a wink before lifting a leg up with a push, the other rooted at the base of the pole as you clutch tightly onto the pole for balance while your body twirled around the metal, the robe still on.
You continue playing around the pole, ending the pole segment with a drop down to the ground in a rather seductive way. The tune passed half of the song, changing into a much faster beat to which you finally hooked your fingers onto the knot hiding your black lace dress under, slowly undoing it while their gazes got much harder. Your eyes travel lower on both of their bodies, a soft dent forming over the blue jeans making you feel proud. 
The robe now off, you felt bare than ever with just a black lingerie now adorning your body, but you kept going. You stand dead in front of them as they lean back in their seat. 
You move to the beats, feeling yourself finally let loose as the cockiness of all the attention on you got to your head. 
Lost in beats, you let out a yelp of surprise when you feel your wrist being tugged at, making you stumble steps and land onto Johnny's lap. You stare wide eyed at him as the domineering aura he had made you feel small under his gaze. You grip onto his shoulder for support to keep your bottom half from touching his muscled up ones. "Keep going with the performance, darling" and so you did. 
You'd given lap dances before. But that was at a frat party which was forced and half hearted as it was a stupid dare posed by one your friends. So you were a little nervous as the undying want of making them captivated by you strong enough to overpower the nervousness as you lower yourself and get back to moving to the beats. On Johnny's lap this time around. 
Grinding your hips against the latters, you see from your peripheral Kun's head thrown back as he kneaded himself through the material of his jeans, the sight making you whimper softly as you grind harder against Johnny, earning a groan from him. 
The song comes to an end slowly, the beats slowing down the same way your movements did, completely coming to a halt once the music stopped. You were panting slightly, palms resting against his built chest (you can literally feel the indents under your hands) when you feel yourself being lifted, in a swift motion over from Johnny's lap to Kun's with your back facing his front. 
You look up after having your eyes closed in surprise at the sudden motion only to have Johnny close the space between the two of you, Kun's hands finding their way around your waist. Face buried in your neck. The initial shock of a really good looking guy kissing you while the other played with the skin of your neck washed over your body with a jolt. 
Yes, you're loving the feeling. Having the attention of two absolute sinful men, not to mention, good looking ones was heaven. There's no denying that you felt attracted to them. But it went against your club rules, and most definitely against your morals. So you shake off Johnny, placing your hands between your bodies to create some space between the two of you, "I can't -we can't, if Doyoung finds out I'll lose my job, i can't afford that-" you explain as you cower further into Kun's lap at Johnny's strong gaze, feeling like you've just disappointed him. "Then so be it. You can work for us." he leaned in once again, only to be stopped by you for the second time. "No, we shouldn't-"
"No one gets to know what happens inside these four walls and you get to keep your job, how about that?" Kun offered, mumbling into your neck which had you screwing your eye shut at the sensation, "But this is wrong" you try rationalising. 
"Oh darling this is wrong in all the right ways, don't worry" and with that you let yourself relax onto the man's body, Johnny forcing himself onto you once he heard you heave out a tiny 'okay'.
One hand holding you still against him, Kun let his other hand travel up while Johnny pressed his lips against yours in a teeth clashing kiss, not wasting a second to bite down onto your lower lip to have access into your mouth. You groan out at the feeling of hands all over your body as Kun kneaded your breast, lips traveling up your neck, to your ear lobe which be nibbled on, while giving most of his attention in playing with your breast.
Eyes screwed shut, your body fall limp on top of Kun's body the moment Johnny cupped your heat through the material of your lingerie, the only thought you had being 'fuck morals' when this is how good they're making you without even directly giving attention to the parts you need them the most. Johnny pulled away from your lips, a thin trail of saliva still keeping you connected as he applied pressure on the bundle of nerves through the material of your clothing, well, barely covering clothing.
"You have no idea how long we've waited for this, baby girl." Kun whispered against your hair while shifting his attention to the unattended boob. 
You jerk forward when Johnny enters the clothing, now touching you bare. The feeling of his cold fingers against your sex had your head roll back and rest against Kun's shoulder. "That feels good, right baby?" Johnny inquires while using his thumb to apply pressure on your clit, drawing small circles on the swollen bud the same time Kun pinched the sensitive bud of your chest, making you able to only nod your head at the lads question, "Words, baby. Use your words"
The expression on Johnny's face had you thinking better than wanting to disobey him, "Yes!" you moan out at the increase of speed in stimulation as Johnny's other hand helped keep your legs apart. "Yes what, doll?" 
"Yes, s-sir.. " you mewl, feeling a familiar knot form at the bottom of your stomach making your face contort into an expression of pure bliss. "There we go" he cooed, moving his attention from your clit to the entrance, plunging two fingers in straight into the wetness as your sleek wall gave enough access to do so, immediately setting a fast pace, coaxing you to your first high with a shudder in your body.  Johnny kept his fingers moving to help ride out your high while you feel Kun shift behind you, "My turn" 
You feel yourself being lifted off of his lap and placed on the couch. You hiss when you feel Johnny remove his fingers from within you and into his mouth, licking your juice clean off his fingers. But you don't get much time to intake the sight as you feel soft muscles working their way on your now sensitive core. You look down to see Kun buried between your legs. You were probably too dazed to notice him drag your lingerie bottom down and place himself there. 
You whimper as he circled his tongue over your clit while Johnny took his place beside you, kneading himself the same way Kun was a few moments ago. You close your eyes tight at the feeling of Kun's mouth working wonders at your core, a mixture of moans and curses leaving your mouth, "You taste so fucking sweet, baby" the vibrations of his voice sent shocks of pleasure down your core, added to that a finger being inserted into the the messy hole triggered your second high,
 "Kun oh!-"
The sounds of him lapping at your juices made your skin heat up, blood rushing up your cheeks while you choke out a sob at the faint pain you're now feeling at the continuous stimulation. 
"You did so well, baby" Johnny hushes you while Kun still kept going. Johnny caressed your hair, trying to distract you from the aftermath of being overstimulated. 
The feeling being too overwhelming, you finally close your legs over Kun's head, making him come to a halt as he leaned back from his kneeling position. The lighting in the room highlighted the wetness on his chin and lips as you finally got some time to catch your breath.
"Who's going first?" Kun inquired, looking more at Johnny than you while wiping the residue using the back of his hands. Instead of considering giving a reply, Johnny looked at you with tilt in his head and a smirk on his face while you shy away from their gaze. "she'll take both of us like the little slut she is, isn't that right baby?" he asked, a probably rhetorical question while his gaze stayed hard. At the lack of response from your side, Kun took a step forward, bending down slightly, reaching out to clutch your face a soft yet firm grip, forcing you to look at him. 
"Aren't you going to answer him, doll?" 
"Yes, Johnny." you answer, mind a little clouded to think straight but still managed to form coherent sentences, enough to give a proper reply. "The pleasure really got to you, huh baby?" Johnny inquired, standing up while working on undoing his belt, "It's sir for you slut. Get on your knees. Now"
You scramble quick onto your feet, mumbling a silent 'I'm sorry, sir' and dropped down on to your knees, hissing at the slight irritational burn between your legs but had no time to get distracted with it as the lad in front of you placed himself right before you, tugging harshly at your chin to make you look up to his eyes, "I don't think i need to tell you what to do from here, baby. Get to work" And so you did, you were about to reach out to grip the shaft when you felt Kun rub at the skin of your ass, while providing a soothing feeling for a second before you felt his hands come down with force, making you yelp out of shock with your mouth wide open. 
Taking this chance, Johnny let go of your chin, finding comfort in the warmth of your locks instead, pushing himself forward and forcing his hardness into your mouth, groaning at the feeling of your tongue being flat laid out below his member. "You look fucking stunning like this, princess" 
Focused on the sounds coming out of Johnny's voice, determined to pull out more, you start bobbing your head forward and backwards, taking in as much as you could each time you pulse forward. You try relaxing your jaw and focus on your breathing as much as possible, to try and not activate your gag reflex when Johnny's hips start thrusting his hips forward, following the same rhythm as your head making the head hit the back of your throat, sending jolts all over your body. 
Too focused on making Johnny feel good, you fail to notice Kun enter you from behind, slowly pulsing inch by inch into your still sore wetness, catching you by surprise as you let out a throaty moan, spending waves of pleasure up Johnny's body, pulling him closer and closer to his high. 
"How fucking wet." You hear Kun groan from behind you while slowly starting to move his hips once he had completely eased into you, making you lose your rhythm you'd kept for pleasing Johnny, stilling and letting him fuck your mouth instead. 
"She's so fucking wet, John. And wet. You're a little whore for all this, aren't you?" the blue haired lad questioned as though expecting an answer, "you love being used like this, don't you?" 
Too occupied with being stuffed with a cock in your mouth and Kun picking up his pace from behind you, all you could do was lean forward and balance yourself on all four while letting them take care of your pleasure and theirs. 
You feel Johnny's hip stutter, seemingly getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. His face contorted in pleasure, seeming desperate to chase his high. The vibrations from your moans and whimpers only dragged him closer, added to the fact how you sucked on his shaft like your life depended on it.
"I'm going to come, baby. You'll be a good girl and swallow all of me, right?" He asked, while buck forward from a rather hard thrust from behind, Kun's groans mixed with yours and Johnny's slightly high pitched ones, along with the sound of skin slapping pulled you close to your high too. 
Unable to answer with being stuffed, you nod your head as much as you could while flattening your tongue out and giving one last hard suck, earning a loud groan from Johnny as he came to a halt, thrusting slowly to empty himself completely in you and partly to ride out his high, you keep your mouth wide open to allow him to do so, while screwing your eyes shut while Kun reached out from beneath you, finding the sensitive bundle of nerves and drawing quick circles on it. 
Once Johnny pulled out, you immediately swallow all of his essence, not wasting a drop of it while letting out a sob when a particular thrust had Kun finding your soft spot, coaxing you closer to your high making you convulse around his shaft, "Open up, babygirl" Johnny tapped at your cheeks, while his chest heaved up and down. You open, showing him that you'd down aa he asked you to, and immediately closed it again, pulling at your bottom lips when Kun's ministration grew faster and hurried on your clit, "I'm so fucking close, baby. So, so fucking close" 
And that was shown by how sloppy his thrusts had gotten. Johnny mumbled out a soft 'good girl' and flopped down onto the leather couch while watching his friend destroy your core. 
You reach your high with a loud cry, closing around Kun even frequently that before as pleasure finally turned into pain, your core practically begging for a breather. Your whimpers, and the constant opening and closing around his shaft threw him off the edge as you felt his member twitch inside you before warm fluid shot up inside your sex. Kun whimpered out praises while slowly pulling out once he'd completely emptied himself inside you, running his hands up and down your back in a comforting manner while Johnny looked at your face. Tears running down your cheeks from the constant stimulation, sweat from previous doings and hair disheveled by his grip on it. Drool rolling slightly down the side of your face while yours and Kun's essence spilled out from your core down your thighs.
You were feeling ecstatic. A warmth from being so full. The feeling could be mistaken as love;
"You're incredible, doll" Kun let out with an airy chuckle while Johnny agreed along
But you knew it was the opposite of it and so did the other two in the room. 
It was the feeling of your desires being fulfilled. 
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blu-joons · 4 years ago
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DATING SUPER JUNIOR A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Kim Ryeowook
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A ⇴ AFFECTION
Ryeowook is very cuddly with you, he loves to wrap you up in his arms and keep you nice and close. You’ll always be able to hear him giggling away in your ear as you squirm at the tight hold, he had over you.
B ⇴ BEFORE DATING
When the two of you first met, Ryeowook refused to talk to you. He was terrified of making an idiot of himself and stumbling over your words. In the end Leeteuk had to intervene as he could see exactly the reason why Ryeowook had made the decision to avoid you, encouraging him to finally approach you and say hello properly.
C ⇴ CONFESSION
He wasn’t the most confident person, but he even took himself by surprise with how nervous he was to confess to you. He’d hide his face for most of your walk, which he’d invited you on that morning. When you got back to your place, he knew there were no more opportunities to waste, taking a hold of your hand. With a shaky breath, he began to tell you how he felt, you were surprised, considering it took him so long to talk to you, but you definitely made sure he knew how you felt too.
D ⇴ DATES
It was difficult to predict what sort of date you’d get with Ryeowook, he loved most things. Your favourite dates with him would be a night at a show, he loved musical theatre, especially if it were a show he’d been in before. The only skill he lacked in was cooking, but he’d love to treat you to dinner, or he’d surprise you with takeout when you arrived at his place. If there was one thing that would never change in your dates, it would be that his phone would always be off so he could pay full attention to you.
E ⇴ EXPERIENCE
He’d been on a few casual dates before he met you, but you were his first relationship since debut. He’d always been too busy to focus on a relationship, but as he began to get older, he knew he couldn’t wait forever to start thinking about settling down. He was very open with you about his concerns when you first started dating, he wanted to balance his career and private life as best as he could, luckily for him, you appreciated that better than anyone making his life a whole lot easier. After that, he felt a whole lot better about everything.
F ⇴ FIGHTING
Ryeowook wasn’t afraid to say how he was feeling, sometimes that worked to his advantage, other times it didn’t. If he didn’t like something, he’d say which could often lead to a bit of tension. He was stubborn to a point when he knew that arguments couldn’t go on for any longer. Eventually he’d know that you needed to talk about what was going on, but it would take a little while for him to admit that there was a chance, he could be wrong. Once you’d gotten over whatever it was you disagreed about, he’d love to tease you about it, it would take a little bit longer for you to get over things though, which Ryeowook understood.
G ⇴ GETTING TO KNOW HIS FAMILY
Being an only child, his family were very protective over who he chose to spend the rest of his life. They were just as nervous as you were to meet them, but as soon as they did, they knew Ryeowook had made the right choice. They quickly bonded with you as you share your embarrassing stories of Ryeowook with them.
H ⇴ HOME
He wanted to take things slow with your relationship, which you were more than happy to do too. When he found a long stretch in his schedule that meant he’d be at home, he began to encourage you to move in with him. The more he thought about the idea, the more the idea definitely appealed to him.
I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”
Ryeowook ended up being the first to say it after a relatively big argument. He knew that he’d hurt you, much more than he ever intended, it was the first time he worried that he might lose you. With that, he decided to let you know exactly how he felt so he could put things right, and also be able to put the argument behind you both.
J ⇴ JEALOUSY
It wasn’t very often that Ryeowook would get jealous, if someone wanted to try and make him jealous, he knew he was more than capable of standing his own ground. The term, ‘small but mighty,’ often sprung to mind with Ryeowook, he could bite if he needed to. If he was jealous, he wouldn’t make a huge deal about it, he’d subtly move himself a little bit closer to you and react to everything you said to make sure that people knew you were his. He would never make a show of himself, but there would definitely be enough hints dropped.
K ⇴ KIDS
As the only child of his parents, he hoped eventually he’d be able to give them grandchildren. Being single, he never gave it much thought, but when he met you, and your relationship progressed, he definitely began to think about it. He loved being around children, and whilst the thought of having his own was definitely daunting, it was also a step he was ready and willing to take, so long as he had you.
L ⇴ LAUGHTER
No one you knew had a laugh as loud as Ryeowook, you could hear from the other side of the house when he got the giggles. You’d try and make him laugh as often as possible so that you could hear his laughter, it really was your favourite sound. What was best, was that whenever anyone else laughed, he’d usually get the giggles too. The sound of his loud cackle was enough to brighten even the worst of days for you, it was a certain guarantee that the sound would put a smile on your face, which was something he loved to do too.
M ⇴ MISSING
Everyone would think he was fine, except for you, when he was away. Around everyone else, he’d pretend to be fine and try and put a smile on his face, but the second he was alone or talking to you, he’d start to open up about how much he was struggling. He hated burdening his other members with his feelings, as it was a feeling very few of them would understand, and none of them could make the situation right like you could. He knew it was hard on you too, so even though he’d try and be strong when you spoke, it wouldn’t take long for him to begin to feel like breaking as he told you exactly how he was feeling.
N ⇴ NICKNAMES
He loved when you called him, ‘wookie,’ it always made him blush and turn shy. The two of you never called each other by your names, if you did, it was usually a sign that something was wrong or one of you was in trouble.
O ⇴ OBSESSION
He was obsessed with your hands, he felt very protected when he could feel your hands on any part of his body. Similarly, he loved to protect you by always having a hold of your hand too.
P ⇴ PDA
The two of you weren’t into PDA too much, you tended to be quite a quiet couple. Your PDA was usually sweet, it was the kind that people liked to see, just a simple cuddle or sitting beside each other backstage. Neither of you ever wanted to make others feel uncomfortable so you’d try hard to consider the situation around you.
Q ⇴ QUESTIONS
He would tend to spend most of his time asking if you were alright. He’d always check up on you before worrying about himself, even if he was thousands of miles away, he’d make the effort constantly to check on you.
R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS
At home, Ryeowook had a whole book of lyrics he’d written about you. One day he was desperate to try and put them all down into a song and maybe add it to one of his albums. At the most random moments, little sentences would come to him that he’d note down in the hope he’d be able to get inspired by them in the future. He loved the idea of dedicating a song to you, but he’d only ever do it if he could make it perfect.
S ⇴ SEX
He’s very sweet, he tends to be a bit of a soft dom, he likes to take control as he feels that is what the man should do, but that doesn’t stop him from being very loving. You can often hear little giggles in your ear, he always gets shy, so his way of masking that is laughing. He likes to make you feel special, but if sometimes sex needs to be quick, he won’t be opposed to it. He knows he can make you feel good no matter how much time he has.
T ⇴ TEXTS
His texts are quite frequent, as when there are things he doesn’t want to share with others, he’ll text them to you. He’s quite private with his phone because of this as he likes to keep it so no one else can see.
U ⇴ UNIVERSE
You were a huge support in Ryeowook’s life, someone he really felt like he could confide in. He didn’t tend to talk much about his feelings, but with you, he could. You always knew how to help him and support him which meant the most to him.
V ⇴ VACATION
Any holiday the two of you went on was to relax. He loved being able to sit and do absolutely nothing with you. He’d always have his camera with you both too so he could record his trips and upload a video. The fans loved to see the two of you too, so your holidays were the perfect opportunity to deliver plenty of fan service.
W ⇴ WHINING
If you didn’t laugh with him, he’d whine. He hated being the only one laughing in the room, especially with a laugh as loud as his.
X ⇴ XXXXX
He tended to kiss you most when he was feeling needy, he’d love to snake his arms around you and reach around to press several kisses to your cheek. Another occasion when he would kiss you the most is if you were sleepy, he’d often hold your hand kiss it to try and comfort you into sleep. He’d always wake you up with a kiss too, over time it had become a bit of a habit for you both, not that you ever complained about it.
Y ⇴ YOU
You were his everything, the one that he could always confide in.
Z ⇴ ZZZ
As already mentioned, he loved to soothe you to sleep with plenty of affection, helping you sleep with a clear mind. Once he knew that you were asleep, he’d allow his own eyes to close and cuddle up further to you.
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jimilter · 3 years ago
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I posted 2,888 times in 2021
296 posts created (10%)
2592 posts reblogged (90%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 8.8 posts.
I added 7,211 tags in 2021
#c: gif - 1796 posts
#i queued be your genie - 1769 posts
#not q - 1053 posts
#jimin - 730 posts
#guk - 491 posts
#tae - 336 posts
#joon - 308 posts
#c: photo - 249 posts
#ot7 - 240 posts
#yoongi - 239 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#*gorgeous af face - pecs - abs - and—ugh too much!!! maybe shouldn't remind myself of that in public but my boy is just so irresistible tho*
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
cyanide on my bedsheets (m) | k.nj.
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pairing:  kim namjoon x reader
rating:  m (18+)
genre:  smut | angst | fwb!au
summary:  You didn’t voluntarily choose to have feelings for your best friend of over a decade. But you did voluntarily choose to fall in bed with him, knowing he didn’t feel the same. And now, every encounter with him is just another push at the knife he has permanently lodged in your heart.
warnings:  swearing + unrequited love + dom!joon + sub!reader + explicit sexual situations (unprotected penetrative sex, dirty talk, f&m oral, spanking, orgasm denial, overstimulation, slight manhandling, creampie) + careless aftercare + unhappy ending
word count:  8 k
568 notes • Posted 2021-07-27 18:30:41 GMT
#4
to know you is to love you (m) | j.jk. | one-shot
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pairing: jungkook x reader
rating: m (18+)
genre: humor | smut | slight angst | vampire!reader | changeling-fae!jungkook | fantasy!au | strangers to enemies to lovers!au
summary: If going on a bloodthirst-fueled rampage and ravaging almost half the city when you are a whole adult vampire of three-plus centuries was somewhat embarrassing, being on the run from the Supernatural Interpol is making you want to walk into a field of garlic and asphyxiate to death out of mortification. So it should be quite understood why this sudden meeting with a creature you’ve only heard myths about, in a dingy freaking hiding place, is shaping up to be the most humiliating moment of your life.
It doesn’t help that he’s handsome as hell. Or that every other sentence out of his mouth is a freaking line. Or that he has decided to accompany you on your absconding adventures. Or… that you’re actually kinda okay with it?
Yeah, you’re massively screwed.
warnings: swearing + mentions of blood, gore, violence + consumption of blood + near death experiences + explicit sexual situations (oral (f), unprotected penetrative sex, dirty talk, humping, hair-pulling, slight blood play, softdom!jk, switch!reader, slight choking, multiple orgasms) + sex under the influence of aphrodisiac + parental issues + open-ish happy ending? i think? + centuries old-ass ppl looking in their 20s bec this is fantasy!
word count: 21.3 k
715 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 18:37:43 GMT
#3
little princess (m) | m.yg. | drabble
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pairing: yoongi x reader
rating: m (18+)
genre: smut | humor | angst | fwb minus the friends!au
summary: In his defense, his trysts with you and his job at your father’s office were initially non-mutually exclusive.
warnings: emotional constipation, mean!reader, age-gap, explicit sexual content (dom!yoongi, sub!reader, dom-sub themes, oral (m), manhandling, unprotective penetrative sex, bondage, gagging), not a happy ending, unrequited feelings that are being denied left and right (’:
word count: 3.9 k
739 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 09:07:34 GMT
#2
mine to claim (m) | k.th. | one-shot
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pairing: taehyung x reader
rating: m (18+)
genre: smut | angst | fluff | alpha!taehyung | omega!reader | werewolf!au | idiots to lovers!au | fwb!au
summary: You are in love with Taehyung, your Alpha. But he just sees you as the Omega bitch that helps him relieve stress by letting him use her body however he likes. And you’ve come to be okay with that, because you know you are no good for him. But now with your heat coming up and the pressure on Taehyung to find a Queen increasing exponentially, will your ties with him severe forever? Or will they bloom into something else?
warnings: swearing + jealousy + pining + a/b/o universe stuff (talks of heats, breeding, mating, pups) + implicit sexual situations + explicit sexual situations (fingering, oral(m+f), clit slapping, clit biting, unprotected penetrative sex, dirty talk, slight degradation, praise, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, rough sex, breeding kink, knotting, some spitting, some manhandling, some marking) + dumb oblivious characters that may frustrate you + we love and appreciate park jimin in this house <3
word count: 13 k
1341 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 12:15:52 GMT
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ain’t real cherry | p.jm. | one-shot (m)
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pairing: jimin x reader (ft. taehyung)
rating: m (18+)
genre: smut | humor | fluff | touches of angst if you really squint | college!au | roommate!au
summary: Not to be too sickeningly romantic, but his wank bank needed a desperate overhaul if he was ever going to stop being pathetic. He was done envisioning his roommate in positions he would never actually get to see her in.
And maybe, just maybe, this exercise would get him back in the game and he would actually be able to fuck people without your face in his head to push him over the edge, every single time.
warnings: swearing + unresolved (?) sexual tension + nude photos + vivid descriptions of curvaceous female bodies + careless objectification of said bodies by horny college students + mentions of masturbation + heavy making out + sexual situations (oral (m+f), penetrative sex, dirty talk, softdom!jimin, switch!reader, choking, manhandling, rough sex, orgasm denial, forced orgasm, overstimulation, marking) + unrequited (?) lustful (?) pining [citation needed] + fuckboy tae with a dick for brain + unintended allusions to Ryan Reynolds’ dick + mentions of blue beanbags + mentions of erect dingalings +  explicit conversations featuring dingalings + i realize these are getting progressively more ridiculous so ima stop
word count: 24.2 k
1405 notes • Posted 2021-08-10 16:30:58 GMT
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kpophours · 4 years ago
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a very necessary guide to The Boyz
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➥ basic information 
debuted on December 6, 2017 with Boy
currently consisting of 11 members (they used to be 12 members, but Hwall sadly departed from the group in October 2019 due to his ongoing ankle injury)
signed under Cre.ker Entertainment
their official fanclub name is “THEB” (aka deobi)
no official colors yet (we’re waiting, Cre.ker)
they have an official YouTube, Instagram, Twitter and vlive
they had their first win with Bloom Bloom in 2019
discography: four EPs (The First, The Start, The Only, Dreamlike), two Singles (The Sphere, Bloom Bloom), a special Single (White), one full album (Reveal), one Japanese release (Tattoo)
recently won mnet’s Road to Kingdom and should have participated in Kingdom this year, but sadly, the show has been postponed indefinitely
currently preparing for a comeback (September 2020)
... now onto the members!
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➥ hyung line: Sangyeon, Jacob, Younghoon, Hyunjae 
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▸ Lee Sangyeon - leader, main vocalist
born on November 4, 1996 (a Scorpio and the oldest member of tbz)
(not your typical) leader - he’s not really “the dad”, but truly more of an older brother to the others
often teases and pranks the other members and is one of the funniest members according to their “Who’s Who” video (see: video recs)
writes own songs - super talented and dedicated, a really hard worker
has a beautiful deep, soul filled voice (we’d LOVE to hear more of it @cre.ker) - check out his performance on King of Masked Singer
according to Eric, he’s the member with the best body - really likes to work out and is stacked™
he really, really loves mangos
says he’s not cute but is obviously very wrong about that
has a super cute smile and adorable laugh
looked too beautiful with pink hair (deobi will never recover)
super bad at literally any game - always, ALWAYS loses when it comes to rock-paper-scissors (would be hilarious if it weren’t so sad)
some fun facts: his mbti is ESFP-T (he doesn’t believe in those kind of tests though), he’s good at impersonating others (especially Eric), he has an older sister (who has two sons, Sangyeon is a super cute uncle to them which he recently showed in his BOYLOG - WARNING: extreme cuteness!)
▸ Jacob Bae - lead vocalist
born on May 30, 1997 (a Gemini, but he very rarely shows it)
his Korean name is Bae Joon Young
kinda the mom of the group, but his official title is the angel™ (he literally never gets angry, he doesn’t even curse! how does he do that even his older brother says they never fought while growing up)
is from Toronto and therefore ½ of Canadian and ⅓ of English line - so he’s obviously fluent in English!
really improved his dancing skills over the years and it shows (unofficial member of dance line, fight me cre.ker)
beautiful soft vocals, amazing high notes (see their Mirotic cover)
plays the guitar and composes/writes his own songs
an MC for Simply K-Pop together with Kevin
½ of the superior “MoonBae” ship (aka married to Kevin - they’re super cute together, truly just two halves of the same idiot)
used to play volleyball and basketball and is really good at both, has apparently been working out a lot recently (rip his stans)
some fun facts: his mbti is INFP-T, his family adopted a new dog and named him after him/gave him the nickname “Cobi” ("your family replaced you... with a canine” - Kevin Moon, 2020), has an older brother, is left-handed, used to be the biggest fan of cereal (literally stocked boxes of it inside his room)
▸ Kim Younghoon - vocalist, visual
born on August 8, 1997 (but the most untypical Leo ever - only shows he’s a Leo like, once a year)
tallest member and ⅓ of the so called “Bermuda line” (aka the visuals™)
an under appreciated vocalist - his performance on King of Masked Singer more than showed how amazing his voice actually is (LET HIM SING CRE.KER)
has a “cool/cold look” at first, but is actually the softest, shyest, most precious squish on this planet (and has super soft puppy eyes)
kinda bad at life - needs to be protected because he’s just so clumsy, pouts when he’s about to cry (me, immediately: *cries with him*)
sometimes just randomly zones out and dissociates for a bit
fell down the stairs and injured his collarbone (I TOLD YOU HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED) before their Europe Tour and the Reveal promotions and therefore didn’t participate in the choreography
loves loves loves LOVES dogs so much and (his family) has a poodle (we stan Bori in this household)
the softest™ when trying to speak English (I‘m not crying, I‘m just really allergic to his extreme cuteness)
was a model for the Seoul Fashion Week in 2017 (together with Juyeon)
some fun facts: his mbti is INFP-J (there are four (4) introverts in tbz and they all share the exact same mbti), has an older brother, appeared in I.O.I’s Whatta Man music video, was recently cast as the second lead for the drama Love Revolution (his first ever acting role! the world should look out for actor!Hoon), is a BTS fanboy (his bias is Taehyung/V)
▸ Lee Jaehyun (aka “Hyunjae”) - lead vocalist, lead dancer, visual
born on September 17, 1997 (a Virgo)
also one of the tall members and another third of the “Bermuda Line”
an amazing dancer and a great vocalist (had like, 98% of the lines in No Air, so he’s pretty much an undercover main vocal)
an allrounder
seems quiet and chill at first. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!
he is: l o u d . a bit annoying but also very cute without trying (actually really dislikes doing aegyo). hear someone loud in the background (especially laughing)? yep. that’s him! you found him, congrats.
also very caring and soft, takes great care of the younger members (when he’s not behaving like one of the younger members himself, that is)
also nags them a lot though (at least according to Eric)
the biggest Iron Man fanboy (like, legit wrote a fan letter to Iron Man when he visited the Marvel studios in NYC he’s just so cute)
l o v e s, no, ADORES kids and dogs
also really loves fried chicken
the biggest IU fanboy! very recently covered her song When Love Passes By for their A to BOYZ cover series
MWOHASEYO (don’t ask, just watch)
some fun facts: his mbti is ENFJ-A, he has an older sister, he’s really close with Pentagon’s Kino (they had some very cute interactions during Road to Kingdom), he can spin literally any object (a very weird, random talent tbh), has very skinny legs (so... literally a skinny legend)
➥ middle aka ’98 line: Juyeon, Kevin, New, Q 
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▸ Lee Juyeon - main dancer, vocalist
born on January 15, 1998 (a Capricorn)
the last third of the tall and “Bermuda line”
an amazing dancer - he trained very hard to be where he is now (went viral as “the bucket hat guy” from their Bad Guy dance practice with the 1MILLION dance studio)
has a very soft, beautiful voice needs more lines
has very sharp features and beautiful eyes - his personality is very different from his cold looks though, he’s actually very soft, caring and thoughtful
he’s very gullible and innocent (also needs to be protected), therefore often the victim of jokes - most people think he’s a bit dumb thanks to that, but he’s really not: he likes to read, watches a lot of documentaries, and is just more on the quiet side in general, he likes to think before he speaks (unlike Hyunjae for example, no shade)
also very clumsy (never leave him and Younghoon alone together, please)
booked and busy! had like, a trillion photo shoots just this year, and was also a model for the Seoul Fashion Week 2017 
very bad at taking selfies but he tries and we love him nevertheless
can speak Japanese and English, is also a really good cook
an MC for The Show (aka the “JuShow”)
some fun facts: his mbti is ENTP-T, is very flexible (especially for his height), he likes to work out, has a younger brother, was on the show Law of the Jungle (he really likes nature), biggest U-Know (TVXQ) fanboy (legit cried when he met him), likes to play basketball, has gigantic hands (20.5cm a bit excessive but okay)
▸ Kevin Moon - main vocalist
born on February 23, 1998 (a soft Pisces boy™)
his Korean name is Moon Hyung Seo
the other half of Canadian line aka MoonBae (therefore, married to Jacob)
is from Vancouver and fluent in English (⅓ of English line)
yes, he’s the living meme you probably know from all the “funny kpop videos” compilations, quotes vines on a daily basis
SO much more than just the meme-ber though, he’s extremely talented - BIG BRAIN ENERGY, his creativity legit knows NO LIMITS
has amazing drawing skills (that he often shares with deobi on Twitter) - actually designed the group’s logo tbz use for their official Twitter account
can play the piano and guitar (he’s truly just so talented and amazing - STAN KEVIN MOON Y’ALL)
HAS ONE OF THE BEST VOICES EVER AND WE’D ALL REALLY LOVE TO HEAR MORE OF IT ONE DAY, CRE.KER
can cook really well
also writes his own lyrics/songs 
an MC for Simply K-Pop together with Jacob
undercover visual (have you seen his cheekbones?! almost made me cry with his beauty when he had long wavy hair)
“I have no lips” - Kevin Moon, 2020
some fun facts: his mbti is INFP-T, has an older sister, his parents named him after watching “Home Alone” (iconic behavior right there), has a kinda embarrassing past (some of the pictures and videos… uh well, let’s just say he was born a meme legend), he participated in the show K-Pop Star before becoming a trainee 
▸ Choi Chanhee (aka “New”) - main vocalist
born on April 26, 1998 (a Taurus)
literally the prettiest human alive
legit looks like an angel (how is he not an official visual?!), but is a savage (and extremely funny, lowkey judges his members 24/7)
a bit of a drama queen but he’s so cute it’s okay
amazing vocal skills, does most of the ad-libs
looks too cute in a beret, that should be illegal
gets bullied by the other members, which is kinda fair but also a bit (too) much sometimes (#letChanheelive2020)
is a math genius, can calculate extremely big numbers inside his head and FASTER THAN AN ACTUAL CALCULATOR (this is SORCERY)
½ of the other iconic duo beside MoonBae aka “NyuKyu” (together with Changmin aka “Q”) - you heard of dumb and dumber, now get ready for New and Q!
takes the best selfies, holds the official title of Selfie King (according to the others, he takes the most selfies - according to himself, he doesn’t even take that many but just takes them in a very obvious way, so the others always notice him doing so) 
almost breaks his neck taking selfies
used to have a lot of half-time jobs before becoming a trainee
one of the members in charge of cooking (idk why, he managed to melt a spoon once)
doesn’t know how to swim (because - and I quote - ”he’s a CEO’s son”)
puts MILK FIRST, AND THEN CEREAL it’s over, he’s cancelled
some fun facts: his mbti is INFP-T, he really hates tomatoes, he has a tattoo (a cross on his left pinky), has an older brother, lowkey looks like a Volturi, dropped Younghoon’s new sunglasses TWICE which Hoon will never let him forget, he once accidentally ate a plastic fork (don’t ask)
▸ Ji Changmin (aka “Q”) - main dancer, vocalist
born on November 5, 1998 (yep, another Scorpio)
one of the best dancers in the industry (everyone can fight me on this) - went viral for his improvised dance to the Mario music
STAGE DEMON, has one of the best stage presences EVER, goes from 0 to 100 in literally no time
so cute it HURTS and takes the best boyfriend aesthetic pics (all moodboard makers thank him for this)
has dimples he likes to poke when saying “music cue (q)” (me: *cries*)
has a veeeeeeeeeeeeery long neck
can impersonate a giraffe and a pigeon
½ of NyuKyu aka dumb and dumber (WE LOVE BFFS) - they have some very iconic (cooking) vlives together
he’s very - and I say this with all my love - weird 
or, to say it more diplomatically, “unusual”: LOVES horror movies and has had Annabelle as his iPad background for the longest time now (according to himself, they apparently recently broke up though rip our favorite otp), says his favorite beverage at Starbucks are the napkins (???????), literally BEGGED Kevin to let him buy a stuffed pigeon plushie when they visited New York, says the creepy nun from The Conjuring is cute (again: ?????? *whispers* is he okay)
dolphin screams™ (you’ve been warned, turn down your volume)
got lost in New York City together with Kevin (never let them take the metro ever again, at least not... unsupervised)
has a poodle named Ghana and adores him (see this BOYLOG where he just hangs with his puppy, 10/10 recommend watching that)
some fun facts: his mbti is ESFP-T (same as Sangyeon, doesn’t believe in those kind of tests either), has two older sisters, is ambidextrous (but mostly uses his left hand), is really good at playing the piano (won a price in elementary school), his English name is James aka the most generic English name ever (no shade, no hate)
➥ maknae line: Haknyeon, Sunwoo, Eric 
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▸ Ju Haknyeon - lead dancer, vocalist, rapper
born on March 12, 1999 (another Pisces!)
he is half Chinese, half Korean and lived in Hong Kong for a while
speaks some Mandarin, a bit of Cantonese and also some English
also one of the allrounders of the group (I SAID WHAT I SAID)
an AMAZING dancer! is really good at freestyling
taught himself how to b-boy
such a rich, amazing, stable voice (*bass boosted* more lines for Hak)
one of the funniest and most random members
very loud, randomly bursts into songs all the time even sings when sneezing
just generally really, really sweet and nice
before debut, he participated in the second season of mnet’s Produce 101 (was eliminated in Ep. 11 and ranked #19) - The Boyz were actually often referred to as “Juhaknyeon’s group” before/shortly after their debut
he’s a very good eater and eats A LOT (FINALLY A RELATABLE IDOL)
his family lives on Jeju Island and owns a pig farm - because of that (and because he eats a lot), one of his nicknames is “pig/piggie”
has a blindingly bright smile and is such an underrated visual
yes, you can probably drown in his beautiful, deep chocolate eyes
he and Hwall accidentally became thieves in NYC (they forgot to pay for their food, but went back later to do so so no jail time!)
some fun facts: his mbti is ENTJ-T, he’s really close with Seventeen’s Seungkwan, he has two sisters (one younger, one older), NOT a morning person AT all (relatable), really good at organizing stuff (as seen during the Battle Trip to Jakarta episodes with Hyunjae), really good and fast at peeling tangerines
▸ Kim Sunwoo - main rapper, vocalist
born on April 12, 2000 (an Aries and his fire sign nature shows)
a flawless rapper, just... truly superb. also an amazing dancer !
actually auditioned to be a vocalist (so he has amazing vocals, too), but became a rapper instead
tbz’ unofficial stuntman (as seen during Road to Kingdom), even though he’s actually really scared of heights
can play the guitar
on the other end of the “lip spectrum” - because unlike Kevin, Sunwoo has a lot of them (lemme just *smooch*)
literally one of the wittiest, most savage people on this planet (GOOGLE SEARCH: HOW TO BE SO FUNNY)
used to drink a lot of juice to keep himself healthy
is really good at soccer and used to play when he was younger
beautiful deep brown eyes that hold every star and galaxy in them 
Mr. Coconut Hair™ (really makes it work though - still, every deobi screams when we get to see his forehead (which is like, once a year if we’re lucky))
a real stage demon but in reality an actual baby™ + scaredy cat needs to be protected at all costs
had a mental breakdown when he had to eat a bug after losing rock-paper-scissors 
always yells “GO AWAY ANNA” whenever someone knocks on his door (especially if it’s New)
some fun facts: his mbti is ENTP-A, has a younger sister (who’s taller than him, he’s really salty about that), he’s really close to some of the other ‘00 liners in the industry, he understands English quite well but doesn’t really speak it, also contributes to a lot of tbz’ songs
▸ Eric Son - maknae, lead dancer, lead rapper, vocalist
born on December 22, 2000 (another Capricorn)
his Korean name is Son Young Jae 
he was born in South Korea, but grew up in Los Angeles and is therefore fluent in English (⅓ of English line)
a great dancer (knows soooo many choreographies, it’s insane)
an amazing rapper (deserves more lines!)
hyper 24/7 watching him makes me tired, where does he get all that energy from
talks fast and a lot. never shuts up. you can’t make him. he tries to tell you one (1) story, but ends up telling 10 different ones along the way.
really good a baseball and loves to watch games
super close to Juyeon and used to go to Ju’s place during holidays as his own family lives in the US (my JuRic heart)
really neat and tidy, loves to clean maybe almost a bit neurotic about it
just generally really, really cute ???
a huge GOT7 fanboy (RELATABLE)
a thot on stage, should not be left unsupervised
close friends with Stray Kids’ Felix (his best idol friend according to himself)
also close to GOT7’s Mark (they’re also really cute together)
performed CPR on a watermelon once (it sadly still died, Eric gets an A for effort though)
some fun facts: his mbti is ENFJ-A, he has an older sister (who lives in New York), does NOT look like the maknae which often confuses people, really good and fast at solving Rubix cubes
➥ former member: Hwall 
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Heo Hyunjoon (aka “Hwall”) - lead dancer, lead rapper, vocalist
born March 9, 2000 (yet another Pisces!)
from Busan
such a good dancer, truly incredible
very soft rap tone 
looks a bit like a cat
is very acrobatic
has a “cool” persona, but is actually just a certified babie boy™
used to live in the Philippines for four years and can speak English
the official fashionista of tbz, some of his outfits are truly just iconic
his signature aegyo is to shoot an arrow at deobis’ hearts (Hwall actually means “bow” in Korean)
can get very clingy with some members
had to sit out during D.D.D promotions and decided to leave The Boyz in 2019 (he’s still in the music video though!)
in August 2020, it was announced that he left Cre.ker Entertainment and established his own label called Dia Note
the same month, he debuted as Hyunjun Hur with the song Baragi 
you can follow his official Instagram and YouTube
some fun facts: his mbti is ENFP, he’s still in contact with the other members (said he especially misses Juyeon and Hyunjae *sobs*), his role model is BTS’ Jimin and he actually went to the same dance academy (also knows pretty much all their choreographies/songs by heart)
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➥ some videos to watch 
all their music videos of course
all their live stages/performances too
BuzzFeed’s Who’s Who
Metro UK’s Quick Questions
their Billboard interview
their Weekly Idol episode
their Idol Room episode
their Road to Kingdom performances: Sword of Victory, Danger, Reveal, Heroine, Quasi una Fantasia, Checkmate 
their dance covers: Girls Generation’s The Boys + GOT7′s Hard Carry’, TVXQ’s Mirotic, TWICE’s What is Love, EXO’s Love me Right, EXO’s Call me Baby, Super Junior’s Sorry Sorry
Q, Haknyeon and Jacob for the Idol dance cover challenge 
their Billie Eilish Bad Guy stage for KCON 2019 + the dance practice
their dance cover medley
drop the dance at KCON 2019
their performance on Immortal Songs
Q’s Mario dance
their Halloween dance practice for Bloom Bloom
their “Identity Film: Generation Z” videos which show a very different side of each member
my personal emotional support kpop video
The Boyz - The Play “Mafia game” (aka a mess™)
their A to BOYZ cover series (five members have been released so far): Jacob, Hyunjae, Sunwoo, Juyeon, Q
and if you have the time: their whole The Castle concert 
➥ their shows 
The Boyz - Summer Vacation
The Boyz in New York City
Come On! The Boyz
Come On! The Boyz School
The Boyz - Flower Snack (pre-debut)
The Boyz - The 100 (shortly after debut)
The Boyz - Otoseyo (Japanese show)
The Boyz  - The Mission
The Boyz - The Play
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there are literally endless videos on YouTube - especially “The Boyz memes” / “funny The Boyz compilations” and so on, but I won’t include those here as you can easily find them on your own !
... and that’s it (for now), if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to send an ask - and please give their new comeback lots of love, they are so talented, funny, dedicated and hardworking, and truly just deserve the whole world 💞
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meeraria · 5 years ago
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Hii, I'm so shy asking this but I read somewhere you have a list of upstead moments, would you share it with me? If it's not too much 🙈
I am very sorry I just saw this!! I hope you haven’t sent this a long time ago. I’ve finished the last season recently but I haven’t done this one yet. and pls don’t be shy!! I am so happy you asked. not many people like them.
I don’t have time stamps just some shorthand notes to remind me of the scene. and every instance they call each other by their names (I had this idea to gif them or make a video etc.) but all the moments are in chronological order so if you see the third moment before the first one when you’re watching an episode that means you skipped the first two. the list is under the cut.
ps. there might be some other moments that I liked that are not necessarily upstead.
4x21 first time at the back of a van
4x22 jay on haileys desk
        erin is the one who calls her hailey for the first time
4x23 hailey meets will
        hailey looks after jay when he leaves
5x01 jay touches hailey on the shoulder for bust
        hailey calls him jay for the first time, to Kev and Ruz
        look at each other at the hospital
        if you need anything
deleted scene: jay I got your back. he is quick to escape her. pats her back. she respects. he’s with his brother
5x02 looks at jay when he starts lying to suspect
        sits on her desk
        jay checks out hailey in the interrogation room
        jay calls him upton. for the first time
5x03 they open doors to cupboard at the same time
        butchers blade-look to each other
5x04 sb assumes hailey is ruzek’s gf
        stops a witness from prosecuting ruzek
        ruzek calls her hailey cause he thinks she’s gonna snitch, jay tries to stop him
5x05 hailey puts her hand on jay’s shoulder jay looks and she recants
        they save the kids look at each other
5x06 Le Snob (he’s not in love yet-doesnt look at her)
        jay brings her jacket
        mcgrady you run the log hailey they look at each other
        their hands touch when jay gives her the camera
        j: is this really about the case? h:see u 2morrow
        jay(grabs her shoulder): u sure u ok? let me know if you need anything
        how’supton? jay: idunno  
5x07 look at each other to open door
        voight: you got a take hailey? neutral
        microphone up (first time saying jay 2hisface)
        looks at hailey so she’d start the fight
        iknowwhathesaw, was what u said true. jay is pissed
        first fight: voight says hailey. she denies jay’s request
        jayx4 points the gun at her
        hailey calls him, he rolls eyes
5x08 first time calls her hailey (don’t need no babysitter)
5x09 hailey texts him, rolls eyes
        I’ll stay with the suspect hailey
        big potato talk (she’s driving)
        flirty let’s check out his alibi
        he looked at her and then they look at each other but it’s fast (questioning junkie)
        they take a selfie, he puts arm around her she wants to but stops herself
5x10* camila episode
        introduces her as hailey - but she’s gay
        we’re gonna talk about her, now (calls her jay) I’m fine lie.
        you can’t talk to her - jay you’re not thinking straight
        thinks she betrayed her
        “back off jay”
         looks at him over camila’s shoulder
         they look at each other - after camilla’s dismissal
         hailey is worried about him
         she threatens camilla, saying I - his real name is jay x2
5x11 if you’re not serious I need a new partner (shoulder tap)
        he wants back to therapy cause of ultimatum
5x12 “jay come back.” platt’s birthday (shoulder punch)- lookateachother
         he uses her desk like he doesn’t have one
         she pushes jays back to get to voight
         they’re hiding together
5x13  look at each other at restaurant
         how’s therapy going?
         “jay!” - spots the suspects
5x14  flag dispute
        look each other when they get shots fired
        sits on hailey’s desk
        I used to be a soldier-looks at hailey x2
        she admires that he respects the kneeler
5x15 she puts arm on his shoulder
        sits on hailey’s desk about q
        italian guy flirting, women are more loyal then men
        jay, you got her?
5x16 bomb-she falls down he grabs her
       he sitting on her desk
       cF(6x13) calls her to ask about voight
5x17 he’s sitting on her desk
        uh-oh i just saw a rat arm tap
5x18* titus episode: jay also calls adam ruz?
        how do u know this guy?
        looks after she explains
        i pitch jay as a potential buyer
        you look like a real couple
        hailey, thought he bit but
        you were hailey’s case officer, she’s my partner
        hailey, we gotta talk about this, did he rape you
        i can handle this jay- I said the same thing u called me out (shoulder tap)
        touches her arm, booth notices
        he asked me if i slept with her,
        hailey you’re way too emotional
        jay: me too. hailey’s solid,hailey’s gonna callme
        he reaches for his gun when booth gets handsy with her
        5 time hailey, please (grabs her shoulder)
        looks after her when arresting
        comes to her house, hailey u got him
        two deletes scenes: therapy is over
        you’re incredibly aloof about your private life
5x19 sitting on hailey’s desk, gives her jacket
        looks at homeless jay
        saves her life, you good? good.
5x20 look at each other during shootout
        talk about erin
5x21 he and kevin fight and she calms them
        h:I just talked to halstead
        sarge if you need sth - she’s same to everyone
        he’s sitting on her desk
5x22 hank x trudy hug (personal ship)
        jay comes back from crying grabs her shoulder, she grabs his hand
        jay sits on her desk
deleted scene: pushes her out of line of fire
6x01 trudy comes to see hank (personal ship)
        “jay” go be undercover junkie
         gets his jacket to him
6x02 look at each other in morgue
        she uses his computer
        she looks at him worried before they go busting
        damn it jay. jay, I almost shot you
        need me to talk to u. I don’t need anything jay.
        innocent man, jay. second fight? keeps looking at him
        jay, back off. she pushes him hard, grabs his chest
        she grabs his arm to pull him back
        “you’re too close jay” I’m done being your punching bag -his eyes never leave her
         he’s shot, she’s distressed jay x 4 (she checks his body)
         Hailey, I’m sorry. touches his knee as she gets up then cries
deleted scene jay I thought you were with will, pats arm working this case?
6x03 halstead calls her. she slept with adam
        I gotta meet jay
        you’re like never late. he looks at her after she dismisses him
        checks to see if she follows
        gonna grab halstead and dig in
        look at each other
6x04 greets her when nobody notices
        she gets  the suspect by jumping on him (gay moment for me)
        ready? eye contact
6x05 she knows how to handle idiots
        makes way for her like the first time they met
        I don’t care if we’re sleeping 2gether talk to voight (to adam) LOVE HER
6x06* voight learns about upzek
        i dont do violence
        adam undermines her, she gets angry
        look at each other when talking to voight
       keeps looking at jay when he talks
  ��    hailey we gotta talk. I confirmed his alibi
       hailey you did what you have to, she cries to him about her guilt adam interrupts.
       nothing good comes from workplace romance (he has some feelings?)
       even when he’s debriefing; he looks at hailey. adam doesn’t
       I know u don’t wanna talk about it flirting. she’s sad
       tries to explain to adam: this halstead thing
6x07* looks at him when they’re listening to wire
        he wants to help kev, she grabs his arm to stop
        legally blind witness flirting
        bomb goes off - are u ok? grabs her
        va is dead, she checks on him, he look at her. all with eyes
        pushes her in the room, through her shoulder
        u got me? yeah.
        burqa woman incident. jay x2 , hold on. hailey x7, stop
        we’re not mind readers hailey. *whispering softly you’re not in war anymore*
        look at each other, in the interview
        she doesn’t believe the guy he does.
        sits on her desk
        introduces her as upton to racist woman
        save the commentary and scroll look
        this thing between us. I screwed up hailey. I have bias (her hand on his shoulder)
        looks at her when they walk (feelings maybe?)
6x08 u know she’s with me right?
        adam compliments, jay looks at her
        steals a pen from him in the background when antonio is on the phone
        kev’s suspect calls her out look each other.
        kev asks to talk to snitch, she taps jay to leave
6x09 when adam talks about commitment she gets scared
        jay calls everyone by surnames except “hailey”
        flying blind is fun flirting
        “jay” spotted a camera
        sweeps the house, touches her arm
        suspect pushes her, he catches her and adam punches
        she dresses kim’s vest (gay shriek)
6x10* hailey, come on x2
        she’s angry. looks at him. he look to voight
        voight: trudy. ride with me to the scene (personal)
        asks his opinion on ruzek and iad.
        he catches upzek. she’s upset he saw.
        “a guy I’m dating upzek talk with voight”
         we’re always gonna be good talk
6x11 kelton comes. look at each other.
6x12* he gets agitated, she supports him with her looks, he checks for support
        “jay you allright” kelton denied funds. hailey, we got him rn.
         looks at the bus stop. supporting love. looks.
        she catches him over the body “jay, you ok?” hailey arrived after me.
        she’s angry and he looks at her.she leaves he stays. head salute.
        hailey, what’s up. jay you went dark. is that what you think? jay…
        voight warns him. she’s worried behind.
        she looks you ok? he looks yes go. first nonverbal.
        voight compliments him.
        long week. u can’t right every wrong “jay”. flirting then adam calls. go..
6x13 surveillance flirting about kev
       what the hell look at her
6x14 kim catches upzek
        she gets kidnapped he’s worried
        he’s ok with voight’s tactics cause she’s missing
        he fights with ruzek.
        she’s proud of kim. (personal)
        ruzek goes to kim first.
        he stands up when he sees her. he’s so sad and angry
        she checks jay. he’s upset
6x15* he’s talking to her on the phone
        check if he’s coming behind her
        pushes back her chair to sit on her desk
        “Hailey he’s headed to you” “squad advise my partner ” x 2
         upton are you copying? copy jay are you ok? hailey he’s armed.
         jay! we’re coming in!
         you good? yeah you? yeah
         she’s driving
         jay we’re good. “do what your ladyfriend tell you to do”
         looks at her before he gets out
         they look at each other, he says no she listens
         she keeps checking on him, he assures her after
         he has a hunch, she supports him. he thanks with eyes, she says np with eyes
         he defends his hunch, she silently supports him. then look at each other for thx
         eyes talk: come with me? right now? ok?
         suspect says he’ll snitch, they look at each other we got it
         I’ll follow you blind talk. (she half-confessed her feelings to him)
6x16  “sarge what you don’t let me and hailey go?” “hailey?” and gets her jacket
         I’m halstead and she’s upton.
         I’ll catch up with you, forearm grip
         he waited at the entrance
         serial killer talks to her, he gets nervous
         runs to the car/him, “I got Hailey”
6x17 sitting on her desk
        looks at her, checking out buildings
        “oh yeah good one” arm pat
        looks at her when she’s not looking and looks away when she turns
        throws usb to him, he catches
        they judge the juvie guy together
        voight offers himself to suspect he checks her face to see what she thinks
        they look at each other this time when they been judgey
6x18  sitting on her desk
         hands on her desk when she’s not there like it’s his :)
6x19 towering over her while she looks at the footage
        jay! blue buick
        she tries to help the victim and looks at jay to see if she can he looks no
        she supports kim no qs ask when kim barges in, normally follows the rules
        ruzek keeps checking on kim-believes her immediately  like jay and hailey
        he was sitting on her desk since before hank came in
6x20 she doesn’t wanna meet ruzek’s family?? i dunno
        pats her arm after she’s shot at
        they shadow ruzek but she calls it off. jay doesn’t interfere & looks the whole time
        ruzek wants answers he tries to cover and supports her and tell ruz to let it go
        ruz thinks it’s cause of burzek but it’s not.
        “jay talked to”
         she holds off the op he’s worried a little in the car.
         upstead communicate silently and without questioning
         she checks on jay while he fights the suspect
         she questions her relationship with adam, platt says if he’s not the one end it
         she breaks up with ruzek, and admits they’re not the one for each other
6x21 she’s a bit cocky to the suspect and he smiles a little whilst he turns???
        TRUDY AND HANK what could have been
         they sit at their desk together
         “hailey tell the port supervisor…”
6x22* voight explains the plan, they look at each other worried
        he breaks into the car so fast she flirting
        “jay you close”
         she crashes to save him
         “I’m going where you go” they’re both surprised he said it
         he protects her first when they’re shot at in the van, ‘we’re good“
         she looks at her happily when there’s a lead
         they arrest their shooter together, “me and my partner”
         he’s pressured, she notices. “you’ll forget about me” “hailey” never.
         he want to confess sth but she stops him?
         adam kisses platt :)
         he’s sitting on her desk
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