#KISSING YOUR BRAIN

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Fic idea for anyone out there! >:]

Or if you just want to ramble with me about it/nf

Billy becoming a cryptid (?) like being after becoming Captain Marvel and he just accepts it. He either:

A- Gets bird like characteristics, thus becoming avian like! Bird boy!! Like a thunderbird or something(I've never seen anyone make him a phoenix.)

B- Feline like of course!! It can either be an actual domestic feline(cat :3) or well, a tiger!

C- A mermay! It doesn't have to an actual existing fish species, you can just create your own magical species :)

or D- Shapeshifter!! Like Zeus :D

And of course, Hal ended up joining too, because of the ring started to change along with all of the other human ring bearers so he's either also bird like or any other thing(if he ends up as a aquatic one and decides to mess around Gotham only when Aquaman is revealed to be needed there.. he messes with him and freaks him out because: "Gotham's water is messed up, NO LIVING THING SHOULD BE THERE!")

Genuinely sorry for the rant... I got too carried away since i got excited

Okay, first off, AAAAAHHHHHHH

Secondly, every first thought that come to mind of Cryptid Billy as those sorts of animals

Bird; that freaky Potoo bird with the giant void eyes and cursed smile. Billy vibes with his dot eyes and classy smile, also cursed enough to be a cryptid all on its own. You could even have him squint like he does as captain marvel cause their eyes are built to sense movement even where they’re closed! Think of that, he’s got his eyes closed and he still knows what you’re doing, freaky!

Feline; You mentioned the Gotham water and I’m just imagining that sort of pukey- ICK! sound cats make when they don’t like something after Billy tries taking a sip, the resulting disgust causes a storm. I’m also imagining that weird nightmare tiger from twitter with the stripes melting off but his go up into a sort of misty thunder cloud while again being physically huge, he can walk on his hind legs but it looks so wrong that he just sticks to his weird proportions on all fours to scare people less

And apologies in advance but the first thing I thought of when thinking of any sort of Mer-Billy was a seal or walrus, in the way that becoming Captain Marvel is him putting on a weird selkie skin. Not as weird looking or monstrous, just a kid putting a coat on and becoming a terrifying Ton of blubber. Fawcett asks the question of “What would be weirder? A fairy showing up at your door or a Walrus?” And the answer is magical walrus Billy. Sivana is more humiliated with every defeat when Billy just sits on him till the cops show up.

He has powers, but the crime fighting blubber beast is infinitely more hilarious.

(SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE)

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO SHARE IN THE SHAPESHIFTER BILLY AGENDA!

My go to shapeshifter Billy is actual, physical lightning that is incomprehensible in his entirety bc he appears partially as radio waves and as a bright ball of energy in the shape of a man that people can hardly see him or make him out.

[willowser]

i was watching weightlifting fairy and college! touya came to mind:

✨swimmer! touya✨

omg ??? SWIMMER TOUYA ???? why does this feel so right aifjdhsjakq he's probably so good at it bc he's all lean and skinny and stuff and he's probably super fast, has to focus only on getting better, no romantic interests 🥺🥺 let's see, how do we meet ??

OH OKAY I'M THINKING that he goes to practice in the student lap pool really early one morning, like really early. maybe around 4 or 5 or something. and while he's in the locker room getting dressed down, he can kind of hear noises coming from inside the pool ??? and so he goes to check it out and it's you and two of your friends that have drunkenly snuck in there 💀 he doesn't know how but you're all in your underwear and your friends scream when they see him LOL and they start to scramble out but you just grin at him from the middle and shout out, while laughing,

"come join us, handsome, the water's perfect !"

[absfawn]

i’m tryin’ to get pregnant by her. i need her now what the fuck 😩

okay so i was working on an abby drabble and accidentally posted it mid editing so i had to delete it, but the anon had asked me something along the lines of this:

“what would happen if abby was out or at work, and she knew you were at home needing her and squirming, like you can’t even focus when you need her that bad? what would she do when she got home?”

so, here’s what i think about that… (minors DNI)

if you were so needy for abby, you wouldn’t call or text her right away about it. instead, you’d try to fix up the problem yourself like a big girl. sure your fingers weren’t as big or as thick as abby’s were, but they would still get the job done…right?

you’d sprawl yourself out on your shared bed with her. your pants and panties would be tossed somewhere on the ground and your tank top was pushed down just enough for your tits to spill out of it. two of your fingers would slide smoothly in between your puffy folds, already feeling your arousal webbing between them. a whimper subtly escapes your mouth as you watch those two fingers prod at your tight entrance before inserting them completely.

in your other hand, you’d have your trusty black bullet vibrator in your possession. as your fingers continued to slowly pump in and out of your needy cunt, you’d place the vibrator right on top of your throbbing clit, causing you to shut your eyes and your head to tilt back in pleasure. all you had on your mind was abby being the one to fill the empty space in between your legs.

“f-fuck, abby, please…i n-need more…” you’d mutter out quietly to yourself, quickly increasing the pace of your fingers.

however, you were so easily drunk from the sensation that you didn’t end up hearing the sound of the front door opening, followed by the subtle sound of footsteps making their way towards the bedroom. you were just too focused on chasing your release, and the fact that your fingers weren’t able to reach your g spot was making it difficult for you to do so.

after what felt like ages of trying, you eventually stop and whine in defeat, pulling your fingers out of your pussy and shutting off the vibrator before moving it away from your clit. before you could even take the time to recover, her throat startled you, causing your eyes to open and see her leaning against the doorframe. she had seen, and heard everything.

before you could scramble around and grab the sheets to cover yourself, abby took a few steps forward in time to place her hand over yours, which were clutching the top of the sheets. she makes you let go of the sheets, allowing her to take a look of the mess you had made.

all abby could do was smirk knowing that there was no way you would’ve been able to do that all by yourself.

“such a mess you’ve made, angel…you couldn’t wait till i got home, couldn’t you? that desperate little pussy of yours just needed some attention, yeah?”

you felt too embarrassed to even speak, only nodding to her in response.

her actions begin to speak for herself as her hand train it’s way down to your pussy and inserts two of her thick fingers inside, causing a gasp to escape from your mouth at the stretch of them.

“there there, princess…” she coos at you. “no need to worry, i’m here to fix it now.”

and without even trying, she managed to make you come undone on her fingers in an instant. you were beyond grateful to have someone like abby to always fulfill your needs, no matter how desperate you’d get for her.

[disaster-bay-leaf]

wilson: almost solves house’s moby dick case

house: undresses him with his eyes

[katabay]

WOW this has been ROUGH in the Life Events category of things, but. slowly crawling out of that. hopefully

this was the opening scene for a something I started writing after watching the Manben inverview with Nishi Keiko and thinking back to all the classic shoujo manga I stayed up reading back in the day, like damn that's so true Urasawa Naoki

it's partially a love letter to all the greats of the genre that I read, and also to the late night teleseryses that captivated me over the years lmao. it'd be nice to find the time to tackle it properly as a comic, but I'm having fun working on it recreationally :)

✨but since it's recreational, some character info✨

the first character seen is lawrence 'law' valenciano (late 30s), the one with the glasses is cris volante (mid-later 20s). law works at a karinderya, cris is an extremely broke university student.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta / tip jar!

[tahdashi]

also !!! 👒 anon! i’ll work on your prompt v soon i might add it to my top 3 wips post !!

[powerbottomblake]

dungeon meshi is soooo fucking great especially when it hits its stride and all characters have come into play bc it's just like

laios: I want to eat all the fucking monsters i want the monsters carnally

marcille: EATING MOSNTERS???? UNHOLY. UNCOUTH. DISGUSTING. anyway here's all the dark magic and necromancy i've got on the backburner to bring back my dragon-digested gf and also i plan to find a way for everyone to live forever at the cost of my very soul if need be

kabru, normally, in a normal tone he's rehearsed 42000 times in front of a mirror: I'M NORMAL. I'M SOOOO FUCKING NORMAL. I'M THE MOST NORMAL GUY AROUND AND I'M NOT CONSTANTLY PLOTTING ASSASSINATIONS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

senshi: I have all this trauma abt being the sole survivor of the fantasy equivalent of the franklin expedition but that's not important what really matters here is eat yer goddamn veggies or so help me

and the best part is that none of them are straight

[mysticalfg]

I'm extremely normal (mentally ill) about chloe frazer and nadine ross actually

[girlballs]

really fucking good idea actually. maybe dealing enough damage while dual wielding does that as an alternate sheathing attack, to encourage you to swap back and forth

aldegund can now re-sheathe her second sword + i added some placeholder sound effects because the total silence was

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

AGH FASHION DESIGNER SUGURU AND MODEL SATORU W A NEW INTERN DESIGNER UNDER THEIR WING 😞😞☹️ - 🌺

WAHHHH I LOVE THIS 🥺🥺🥺 the pining and flirting and slowburn of it all… model!satoru and his favorite designer suguru geto, both of them undeniably skilled and born with an eye for fashion….. well-known and adored……..

designer!suguru who gets tasked with showing you the ropes, who’s always so patient and kind despite your inexperience. diligent with his teaching but also so laidback, so easy to talk to… he looks intimidating, but he’s so polite that you can’t help but swoon a little. and he admires your enthusiasm so much…… grows fond of you soooo quickly bc you’re just such a breath of fresh air compared to the divas he’s forced to work with all the time. he thinks you’ve got real potential and he wants to nurture it.

and ofc you end up running into model!satoru eventually…. bc he’s always hanging around suguru whenever he gets the chance. and he’s maybe a little jealous that you’re hogging so much of his personal designer’s attention, but… he also thinks you’re so cute . T_T like a little puppy following suguru around… so excited to be apart of what you’ve dreamed of for so many years……… he looks into your eyes and sees the same sparkle he had before he made it big, and it makes his heart race.

yeah . i’m just thinking abt the peaceful coffee breaks with suguru….. how he’d insist on paying for your drink, ”since he’s your senior” (he wants to be your favorite </3)…… and how he’d just be so protective over his little intern. don’t get me started on the close proximity with satoru when you’re taking his measurements, the glance and smile he sends your way during an impromptu shoot… the way he always calls for you with a sweet coo of ”how’s my favorite intern doing today?”

😔😔😔 yeahhhhhh. they make me feel ill.

[martyryo]

Infectious kiss

[merakiui]

hiii mera!!

imagining azul as a type of cannibalistic octopus, on your first night together he’s spent so long hyping himself up and grueling over whether or not he’s content giving himself to you, eventually coming to terms with it and deciding to make the event as romantic & easy to clean as possible. when the deed is done, he’s so anxious and pathetic and practically withers away as he looks at you,,, he knows what comes now… but when your teeth don’t tear at his flesh, he looks at you with confusion, a bit disappointed by the lack of development, but far more relieved. He asks and you explain that humans don’t cannibalize their partners,,, and it clicks. so many others can come back and brag about their partners and he’s a bit embarrassed by the revelation, but SO relieved. it’s a cute thing, he’s so excited to continue living with you

random thought though,, not very thought out LOL he knows not of porn in this situation

wet dreams consist of getting it on and him jumping awake as you lurch towards him with a hungry maw,,, imagining on the first night he just brings a bunch of snacks in hopes that it’ll save him, chip bags littered about like rose petals

thank you for reading,

lionfish anon :]

AAAAAA YES YES. OTL Azul who is only familiar with mer courtship and sex customs, so he's fully prepared to give himself to you after he spends so much time mulling it over. Aaaaa he's so cute, preparing so many snacks to make sure you're well-fed and too distracted to think about eating him after the fact. Azul being too worried to do anything face to face, so he fucks you from behind instead. Later, when he learns you won't be devouring him after sex, he becomes more confident holding you closer and fucking you in intimate positions that allow him to look at you. <3

I think he'd have some of the best snacks as well. orz all of your favorites along with some of his favorites, too. The snacks being scattered like rose petals is so silly to imagine, and he'd probably look so proud about it as well. Something like,,,, look at what a good mate he is, providing you with an abundance of food (please don't eat him) and he'll take good care of you when you've eaten your fill of snacks (please PLEASE don't eat him).

Unintentional tako rizz (which was really just Azul trying to ensure you wouldn't cannibalize him afterwards lol). He's just too cute!!!!!

[romanticbkdk]

This one?

I wanted to find that preview image of Katsuki framed in red with a furious expression to support my thesis but I can't find that rn. (The one regarding Aoyama and how he "wants a few good blasts at him to be even for everything that happened to him because of the LOV targeting them" )

Thesis: assuming a Quirkless Izuku ending, and a BKDK Agency ending, imagine if someone ever disrespected Izuku for being Quirkless, or called him washed up after winning the war.

Vague statements like "I hear their agency hires the most Quirkless population of any agency! How strange!" are one thing, but when it's personal about Izuku...

Something like, "Why is he in such a prominent Hero position with no Quirk? Couldn't Dynamight do more with a Hero Partner who still has a Quirk?", or "it's such a pity he has no Quirks, he was so amazing before!" or "I hate to say it about the guy but what if he's holding Dynamight back...?"

And Katsukis head just SNAPPING towards that person, that expression of fury on his face.

"What the FUCK did you just say?"

Katsuki making sure that NO ONE disrespects Izuku for having no Quirk, ever again.

Imagine his reaction to the media trying to get a juicy "where are they now???" story off of them, and the inevitable "Deku is Quirkless" shit show of questions...

Paparazzi stopping them on the street asking if there's any way OFA can come back, and they can see him in the field again "in his former glory", and "what are you doing now that you've been forced to retire from Herowork??"

Katsuki flinging himself between them and a stuttering Izuku, grabbing the mic and yelling "Does he look like he has fucking retired?! His glory is just fine!! Fuck off!"

Izuku being surprised at first, but in a way endeared. Moreover, appreciates how efficient Katsuki is at shutting down the media vultures that still swarm the two of them even years after the battle. It takes a lot of the mental and emotional load off of him when Katsuki comes at them barking instead of him having to compose the best, most polite statement for them that they don't deserve anyway, Katsukis Hard NO is a breath of fresh air.

"I can't believe I used to fucking sound like these morons..." Katsuki would complain in a hushed tone, fully aware that he used to sound a bit worse, in fact. His thumb traces back and forth over Izuku's hand, squeezing just lightly, as if to non-verbally say, "I'm still sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" to him.

And Izuku would just softly laugh and squeeze back, telling him that it was all ok.

[stormyoceans]

feeling incredibly normal about mork flirting with day in this episode by using all the senses aside from sight

[melohann]

DAAAAAMMN filthy jaehyun and leehan asks are everything 🤭🤭🤭

thoughts on edging jaehyun who has been waiting for you to come home pleas🤗 and if you have the chance to write it maybe leehan in the reverse who comes home after reader was waiting to see him and edges her sozlwlmrmedosos@/'ddn

okokokok but jaehyun who spends his day whining through the phone to you, sending you needy texts whilst you’re at work, going as far to sending you photos of how hard he is through his briefs because he just wants you so bad :(. he’d be over the moon when you tell him that you’ll take care of him once you’re home and not to touch himself so you can do so !! poor thing would have no idea of what you were going to do. he’d be a mess, whining, cheeks flushed, type of boy who ends up drooling when you edge him for too long, his lips just as wet and swollen as his cock would be. he’d be aching for a release, struggling to keep his eyes open, his body shaking and his hips bucking up each time you let go of his sore cock. he’d end up begging because jaehyun absolutely wouldn’t be too ashamed to beg. he’d beg so prettily for you to let him cum and when you do he’d be so appreciative, whimpering out little thank yous as he tries to ride out his orgasm and calm down. he’d be such a mess for a little while after.

i’ll do leehan under the read more

leehan would just do it because he can, even if you didn’t message him and tease him throughout the day. he simply can’t help himself, he thinks you’re so cute when you’re whining and begging for a release, so much so that he craves to see you in such a depraved state. he loves to soothe you whilst he does it, fingers gently running down the side of your face, his voice sweet and gentle to your ears, all whilst he’s pulling his fingers out of you and denying your orgasm again. he’d coo at you for how wet you are, commenting on how he can hear your pussy crying out for him with each curl of his fingers. he’d admire you whilst he makes you cum, watch you carefully as your body shakes and you release all over his fingers. it’d be a bonus for him if he makes you squirt from it too.

[joocomics]

Can't stop thinking about teasing xdh by kissing their cocks and leaving lipstick marks all over it - 🍑 anon

gunil would find this so sexy but also romantic? there would be an immediate smirk forming on his face as he looks down at your marks. he’d be so worked up especially if you maintain the eye contact while pressing kisses as a sign of worship. “gorgeous,” his thumb would caress your cheek as you lower your lips down his thick base, “you’re in the mood to play, aren’t you?”

jungsu would slightly blush while keeping his bottom lip tucked between his teeth as he gazes at the way you drag your colorful lips up his length, leaving kisses one by one onto his veiny skin. he’d be leaking with arousal, finding the marks with a hint of possession very arousing. “baby, c’mon…” he’d chuckle softly whenever he feels himself twitch from the teasing contact of your mouth, “i need you bad.”

jiseok would be surprisingly quiet during something like this. usually he’d be throwing many filthy comments whenever you get a hold of his dick, but teasing him with kisses and smearing lipstick all over him would put him in trance. until you drag the moment for a lil bit too long… “having fun, doll?” he’d ask, tilting his head at you, “it would be even better if you take it in your mouth already.”

seungmin as a fan of any kind of marking would appreciate the sight of your pretty lipstick on his cock a lot; he’d let you kiss him and tease him for as long as your heart desires. he’d never rush foreplay, let alone edging. “take your time, baby,” he’d swipe his thumb along your lips and rest back on his elbows to keep an eye on your sensual mouth

hyeongjun would tease you back by calling you silly for having so much fun with this, but on the inside his heart would be fluttering. he’d enjoy feeling his arousal build up inside in the pace of your soft touch and would not interrupt your act even once. eventually he’d quit the jokes and giggles, and just watch you with breath turning heavier. “fuck— feels nice…”

jooyeon would get so heated over this; he’d want you to keep going, because you’ve never looked hotter, but also stop and take it all in your mouth. “mm, baby, what about now?” he’d shift his hips as yet another signal to finally give him something more. “just once, please…” afterwards, the memory would be ingrained into his mind and every time you wear the same lipstick (or just a similar color) from that day on, he would get flashbacks of the way he was slouching in his chair while you were humming with each erotic kiss; complimenting his cock and marking it as yours