#KING SATAN

[metalshockfinland]

KING SATAN Announce European Tour for January, in Support of TURMION KÄTILÖT

Photo by Joonas Juntunen Industrial Metal heretics KING SATAN have announced new European tour dates as direct support to the Finnish industrial metallers TURMION KÄTILÖT. A full list of confirmed dates can be found below. Tickets are available here: https://turmionkatilot.com/shows Frontman King Aleister Satan comments on the run: “We are beyond excited to announce that King Satan will be…

[ittybittyluci]

Lucifer heard Satan talking shit:

Idk this popped into my head a couple days ago and so naturally instead of working on assignments I started drawing this instead. Didn’t expect it to turn out as well as it did.

[zhelin-thames]

Fuck off Satan

inspired by this post

Danny Phantom, the Ghost King and part-time Justice League member, stood in the Watchtower briefing room, arms crossed and very much trying to look professional. The meeting had been dragging on, and his phone had already buzzed twice, much to Batman’s annoyance.

The third time, it started vibrating again, drawing glares from the Dark Knight and a few raised eyebrows from other Leaguers.

"Phantom," Batman said, his voice a growl.

Danny sighed, pulling out his phone. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Ghost King business doesn’t wait. Let me just—" He hit the answer button with a sharp jab.

"What?!" Danny snapped, glaring at the screen.

The room fell silent. They hadn’t seen Phantom lose his temper like this before.

On the other end, a smooth, deep voice oozed through the speaker.

"Respectfully, my liege, I ask that you reconsider my proposal on—"

Danny cut him off mid-sentence. "Not today, Satan." With an exasperated sigh, he ended the call and pocketed the phone without another thought.

The reaction was immediate. Superman chuckled, Green Lantern grinned, and Flash burst into laughter. Even Wonder Woman's lips twitched upward.

"Nice," Hal said, giving Phantom a thumbs-up. "Solid delivery."

Danny waved it off. "What can I say? He’s persistent, and I’ve got no time for his nonsense today."

But not everyone was laughing. Constantine sat ramrod straight, pale as a sheet, his cigarette dangling precariously from his lips.

"Danny," Constantine croaked, his voice barely above a whisper. "Was that the Satan? Like... Lucifer Morningstar Satan?"

Danny blinked, tilting his head. "Uh, yeah? Who else would it be? Dude’s been pestering me about a territorial dispute with the Infinite Realms for weeks."

The entire room went quiet again, and all eyes turned to Constantine. The seasoned warlock looked like he might pass out on the spot.

"You just hung up on the actual Devil," Constantine hissed, his British accent thick with disbelief.

Danny shrugged. "Yeah, and? He’s one of my subjects. I’m the Ghost King. I outrank him. If he wants to whine about his little hellish boundaries, he can take a number."

Constantine’s eyes darted around the room, desperately seeking someone to share in his existential terror, but the rest of the League didn’t seem to grasp the gravity of what just happened.

"You outrank..." Constantine trailed off, rubbing his temples. "Bloody hell, kid, you don’t just hang up on Lucifer!"

Danny smirked, leaning casually against the wall. "Oh, I do. And I’ll do it again if he calls during League meetings. I’ve got enough on my plate without playing arbiter for Hell’s bureaucracy."

Clark patted Constantine on the shoulder. "Relax, John. Sounds like Danny has it under control."

John groaned. "We’re all doomed."

Danny, unfazed, pulled out his phone again and started texting. "Now, if we’re done freaking out, can we get back to the meeting? Or do I need to block Satan’s number to make that happen?"

The League collectively laughed, except for Constantine, who was muttering something about needing stronger wards and a drink.

[maquina-semiotica]

King Satan, "Left Hand Path Symphony" #NowPlaying

[keysandcrosses]

drawtober day 1-10

[wihellib]

The Phones of the 7 Demon Kings

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 691-700

• Mephistopheles believes skeletons aren’t something to get worked up over but is very bothered by insects.

• Mammon promises MC he’ll always make them laugh.

• Among Satan's many cursed books are a series of books that change the reader's age from 0-100 and a book that turns you into an animal

• Mammon's fear of ghosts originates from him getting possessed

• Before coming to the Devildom, Simeon assumed angels couldn't have dreams

• Both Asmodeus and Diavolo say “Okey-Dokey"

• Diavolo once snuck out of the castle to go to Cocytus hall but got lost

• Diavolo's father put a barrier around the castle that Diavolo couldn't pass unless he answered a series of questions correctly. False answers resulted in death. This was one of Diavolo's favorite childhood pastimes

• Barbatos was rumored to be stronger than the demon king

• Simeon was once temporarily employed at the Demon Lord's Castle

681-690 • 701-710

[amon-n]

[cupcakeshakesnake]

*steals your anime villain and turns them into a little critter*

[sparkbeast20]

Kinda sad that we didn't get an Asmodeus' version of this teaser

It feels incomplete T^T

[aiikuraa]

Colored version of Mammon's (selfie) likeability comic.

Sorry if the first page look a bit different, that's because I coloured them a few months ago •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

[metalshockfinland]

KING SATAN Celebrate "The Devil's Evangelion" Album Release with Video for 'Destroy The World'

Photo by Joonas Juntunen Finnish industrial metallers KING SATAN have unleashed their brand new full-length record “The Devil’s Evangelion” via Noble Demon. To celebrate the release in a fitting manner, the band has released a captivating music video for the track “Destroy The World” to further fuel the excitement. Watch the video here: “As The Devil’s Evangelion is thematically something of…

[msdbzbabe]

Dragon Ball Daima Main Trailer gif set part 1

[night-orcid]

[maquina-semiotica]

King Satan, "Left Hand Path Symphony"

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