#Just… ✨musical horror✨ dude

[coconut530]

Another derp for the episode of violin(ce) ~ 🎵🎻🩸🎶

[noneorother]

The grand unified theory of Good Omens S2 hangs on - you guessed it - a double meaning (and art). *Part 2*

Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l The End?

This is major spoilers for season 3 territory. You have been warned. I'm also going to split this into parts because wow, I have so many ✨Clues✨! Come with me on a long and magical journey through time, and trust that I will bring you back to the double meaning of it all very soon.

The second thing that Oofs and Ouches my Bones specifically about the art direction in S2 are the time/place cards. You know, the good old rope and stick cards we all know and love are back in S2E1! - wait a minute...

Oh. Okay. I guess we're going with a huge organ swell happening in the music at the same time as a gothic font. Seems... awfully religious of them. Let's try again. S2E2?

Oh shit. 1950s classic Hollywood biblical epic title cards? Really? Okay. But we've already been to London in 1941 in S1 so surely they would just use the same exact title card as last season because it's the SAME SCENE in S2E4 and-

OH GOD it's a black and white classic horror flick! Be afraid! Cower in fear from the zombies that eat brains. So...I think we're getting a feeling this season that they massively changed up the art direction for the all the Minisode title cards. Except did they? Wait, how did the Resurectionists Minisode start?

That seems... very normal. No crazy "Hollywood" title cards here. And they just punted all the classic rope and stick cards that tell us when and where everything takes place in the whole season?

They did not. Y'all there are TWO competing ways of showing the audience Time/Place going on in the same episodes. One is canonically familiar, and the other is new, and very *hack-esque*. If only there was another reference to classic cinema somewhere in the title sequence of each episode to explain what was going on with these things AHHHHHHH-

(If you haven't watched till the end of the opening credits) There's a dude with a big stick waving something in front of the projector in the booth each episode, and presumably this has an impact on what we see on the literal movie screen projecting bits of the story in front of us. So what do we see in front of us from the projector each episode, exactly?

Well for one, we can certainly see that Neil Gaiman found a really interesting place to put his name in the openings... right over a lot of the fishy things in each minisode is a FUN WAY TO DO LAMPSHADING, NEIL. At this point you're screaming at me "But what does this have to do with the gangsters, and Maggie, and everything else?" My friend, I am here to tell you that I'm starting to get the feeling The Metatron has been adding bits and pieces (not very well, mind you, he's a hack writer) to change the outcome of season 2.

Would you like to see more clues, and the prestige reveal of what the double meaning is? Part 3 right here!

[maybeimamuppet]

What are some random headcanons about Janis you have?

HOHOOO DUDE YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PERSON

disclaimer these are all based on the musical version of her and from a list i made to base her personality off of before i started writing in 2021 so some have changed and whatnot anyhoo

-she met regina in ballet class when they were three. they went to the same preschool too (but different elementary schools)

-the ‘on wednesdays we wear pink’ also started in preschool

-she started working out in her senior year for the SOLE purpose of clocking bigots with as much force as possible

-her dad died when she was four (i haven’t included it in any of my fics but he died from some heart disease kinda shit bc why not)

-she’s GREAT at english, okay at history and piss poor at math and science

-in college she starts dyeing the blonde bits of her hair funky colors with temporary dye and then just before she graduates she cuts it all off and has shoulder-length hair for a solid 10 years lol

-she reads about alien conspiracy theories in her spare time

-she has a WILD sweet tooth

-she’s clumsy AF

-her dad was french so she actually speaks french fluently but pretends not to so she can stay in an easier class (and also stay in damian’s class)

-she’s lactose intolerant

-she refuses to acknowledge this

-she sent flowers to regina after the bus without putting her name on them

-she and kevin have a secret handshake

-she steals damian’s and cady’s jackets a lot, most of the time without realizing. and cady’s doesn’t fit so she uses it as a blanket most of the time

-she’s terrified of needles so she gets all her tattoos and piercings on impulse when she gets random bouts of courage

-she’s secretly kind of a horse girl

-the blonde hair used to be all blonde bc she dyed it when she was plastic but now it’s grown out and she just plays it off as part of her lewk ✨✨

-she’s wildly claustrophobic

-afraid of lots of little stupid things (geese, nougat, etc)

-likes horror movies bc they make her feel tough

-her birthday is october 17 :3

-she does yarn crafts (like knitting and crochet and cross stitch and shit) to get her angries out bc stabby stabby

-she and damian were always friends but she had to live a double life of her own to keep him safe from the plastics

-GIRL CAN DAYUUUUUUNCE. damian choreographs random routines all the time and makes her learn them so he has someone to do them with. janis secretly likes it

-she collects paintbrushes. she has a paintbrush graveyard in a shoebox for all the ones that are too frayed to use

-she always has paint somewhere. it never makes sense.

-post canon she and gretchen are workout buddies

[dnpanimationstudioclone]

I saw your art of Angel & Rocky! Do u have any headcanons for their potential relationship? Platonic or romantic?

Why yes I do! A lot of the people ive shown def enjoyed that art!

I can see Angel use his own spider webbing to help patch up Rocky from “work injuries”(unsafe environments, Val). Actually has done this for his other coworkers and in return they help him too ⛑️🩹

Rocky enjoys helping Angel dress up. Whether it be for shows or events he’s invited to or performing at. Def thinks Angel’s cute in cool-color pinks 💖💜

Whenever Angel’s invited to outings or events, will bring back some food if he can for Rocky💖 def enjoys cocktail weenies.

If they borrowed clothes like shirts, they'd basically be dresses for Angel and bras for Rocky🤣

After a long stressful day, might watch funny shows, movies and videos together.

Angel would be the one telling the cashier "he asked for no pickles!".

I can also see them shop together now and then! Angel def enjoys getting Rocky some threads! He enjoys the grunge/punk vibes!!!! Me and Teddi agree.

Angel’s def gotten him to dress up and do drag with him for fun! Def done Rocky Horror Picture Show for the name pun fun! Rocky loves glitter ✨

Angel helps Rocky be in touch with his feminine side more. I imagine Val pushes him to be more masculine.

Angel def shares his hair products. Rocky’s fair gets super soft and fluffy.

Def have DIY Spa days along with the rest of the workers to relax after a long night.

Also enjoy bonding through their different tastes in music! I can totally see Rocky be into stuff like Rare Americans. I can imagine Angel def got an appreciation for Jazz from Husk…🎷

Tries to be as gentle as he can get away with when doing scenes with Angel.

Has helped Angel get closer with his other coworkers(they all admit they hate what Val makes them do to Angel when he’s angry). Has gotten him to come out now and then with them after work and when he doesn’t have anything to do at the hotel.(Angel-I’m practicing my outside safety net socializing, don’t worry Val won’t be there this time)

Can see them try cooking together. I can see Rocky be kinda clumsy there. I could see him enjoy baking 🍪🧁

Rocky LOVES taking care of Fat Nuggets 🐷💖 often gets scared about hurting him with how tiny he is.

Enjoy exploring Hell together. Perhaps have a day like Millie and Sallie did in Helle's Belles. I hope Angel and Cherri get something like that and Rocky packs a lunch for him💖

@teddie-bear420 shared this with me. I def feel like it shares their vibe! Teddie’s also suggested them dressing up like Grease together! I can also see Rocky want to do something Ghost Rider related

Def helped comfort Angel when he and Husk broke up💔(hypothetically if they do get together which is probably)

If Husk and Angel do break up, Rocky helps Angel properly apologize and leave things on a better note(I imagine the breakup wouldn’t be an easy one)

Angel acknowledges the mistakes he made in their relationship, admits he wasn’t easy to deal with(both dealing with personal demons) and knows he shouldn’t put it on Husk for judging him for those moments where he had the right to. Even if Husk hurt him…he knows he’s done a lot of that himself and wants to make it clear he doesn’t see Husk as the bad guy. And maybe gives him a parting present 🎁 maybe a drink flask with spider webbing unto it! Husk would use it beyond just booze. 🥃

Maybe Husk ends up giving him a gift too. A new neckwear or other accessory! Perhaps with a suit symbol ♥️♦️♠️♣️

I can def see them vent to each other(Angel usually) about stuff wether that be Val, or perhaps Angel’s own frustrations with himself or back at the hotel.

Ngl I’m hoping they bring up/keep how Angel was back in the pilot Maybe he’s venting to Rocky about the the gang, past things(like feeling ignored in ep 2, the incident in ep 4, etc )….and begins reflecting that he hasn’t always been very considerate himself .

He despite being in free rehab, still did drugs casually behind their backs took part in a terf war and def enjoyed, causing problems for Charlie which escalated into her having a nasty fight with Katie which also led to a fire…like the studio did.

And when confronted, he didn’t even apologize, even still cracked jokes and insults. Sure he had a moment where he felt bad..but was scared to act upon it…and just left…

Angel-…I didn’t even bother trying to make up….let alone apologize…..maybe I shouldn’t be judging Charlie so much for being careless…

On the one hand, Angels actions certainly didn’t escalate to anything as bad as the studio Incident….but he was also kinda careless of what his actions could cause and didn’t exactly try to set things right or even act apologetic for the damage he caused, even still continuing to insult and poke fun at them and their project… And hey Charlie’s not only a sheltered Princess but also the daughter of the DEVIL himself…makes sense she wouldn’t be aware or fully considerate of the impact of her actions ….so what’s his excuse?

He def has every right to still be hurt, Charlie still screwed up with her approach(Probably would’ve been good for Vaggie to have went with her or both wait for Angel, and im not 100% sure how much she was really taking her advice but I can imagine she assumed Charlie would know cause she’s a Princess, not realizing she’s been sheltered and not properly taught those things and didnt think shed have been like that). Not to mention with his things with Vaggie and Husk…he never made it easy for them especially to really empathize and keep their cool with him…

He comes to realize….he hasn’t been the best himself towards the people around him. Only just recently started becoming more considerate of others because of the hotel. I can see Rocky suggest he actually try talking to Charlie more, actually talk to her about sinners and how they think/deal with things being a sinner himself. Help her actually understand him and sinners better! And ofocurse build more bonding with the others too like he has with Husk!

Being with each other make it easier to avoid Val trying to infect them with his nastiness. I actually theorized Val already had plans of hurting Angel and let Charlie stick around to use as a reason to seemingly so Angel would tire of her and come back….clearly it didn’t work. I can totally see Val try to make Angel revert back to his bad habits and issues.

Lowkey scared around Cherri cause of her explosives but tries his best to be friendly towards her since she’s Angel’s Bestie and genuinely wants what’s best for him, even if she can encourage the not so great things sometimes. Would probably buy her a firecracker or something cherry flavoured as a friendly gift 🎁

Same with the hotel. Def appreciates them for what they’ve done for Angel in terms of giving him a place away from Val and helping him improve himself. He and Charlie start off akward considering….what happened in ep 4. He’s def asked her important questions regarding Angel and how she’s trying to help him with that(if she’s properly thinking about Angel and not just what he could be for the hotel). He tries to give her some benefit of the doubt considering her background and figures she just needs more help with understanding mortals and real life problems and other reasons said above(all of the sinners got their own issues going on too)…..if my theory about her “true intentions” is true, and most likely Angel would be crushed though, he’s def gonna rip into her!

If Rocky were to share his own version of Loser baby, it’d be more gentle, supportive and more related to Angel coming to terms with himself and his own personal demons. Probably at a point where Angel’s actual past is revealed(his mafia past) and there’s some argument. Someone shared this REALLY cool theory .

Maybe he asks if he can be at times…like Val or even his family(people have pointed out the similarities of when Angel threw that bottle at Husk, like how Val threw his glass at Vox).

That if…they were right about him, being a bad person and all the other problems he has Rocky admits that...to an extent he can be. He can be selfish, he can be careless, he can even be very cruel and has made similar mistakes (Lashing out, pushing boundaries, not apologizing or admitting his mistakes) But also is not .

He's shown he can be kind, he can be considerate, he's actually admitting his mistakes now a days and trying to genuinely change And in the end, no one down there’s perfect, it’s Hell! Doesn’t mean they can’t get better if they want to be(Don’t need to be in Heaven to atleast be happy and better than you used to be alive)

Kinda hard truth Aesop of realizing at times u can learn some bad things from those who hurt u and repeat them, even be like them but that doesn’t mean you cant learn from their mistakes and change yourself, break the cycle(like Penumbra podcast).

I can def see Husk feel akward around Rocky(since in this scenario, he and Angel broke up) and seeing how well things are between them and how much Rocky’s helped out Angel…

Husk-…guess he was right… I was the problem afterall.

I can see Husk admit his own feelings of guilt and regret only for Rocky to point out had he not been in Angel’s life, he wouldn’t be doing how he is now, he wouldn’t be who he is now without Husk. And also points out Angel def wasn’t the easiest back than to be around himself and actually thanks Husk for being Angel’s first as it helped bring them together…they both appreciate him for everything💖 kinda like that talk Diane and Mr PB had!

Perhaps do cards together for fun 🃏

What do u think? Do u see Angel find anyone else besides Husk, stay single or do u think Huskerdust is endgame? I'd love to know💖

[ao3-shenanigans]

You quick question, what's your opinion on my favourite AU's? And how would you rank them?

Here's what they are (not in favourite order):

Dance Studio AU (Think of them being partnered up on purpose for either the pinning or the enemies to lovers!!!)

Famous Actor AU (Think of the fake/secret dating!! I'm more of a sucker for fake dating where they hate each other's guts so...)

Bed and Breakfast/Diner AU (This is just in my head where all my favourite characters from this one fandom run this place together!)

Historical AU (THE DRESSES AND GOWNS!!! THE DRAMATIC CASTLESSS!!)

Time Loop AU Time Loop AU Time Loop AU Time Loop AU Time—

Star Tears AU and/or Hanahaki AU (I prefer when they DON'T have a happy ending but to each their own)

Musical/Theatre AU (Imagine them practicing the kiss scenesss)

Wrong Number AU ("Uhhh so this isn't Character A?" "Dude, how forgetful are you?")

YOUTUBER AU!!!! (Reaction Channel x Murder Mystery Channel, anyone)

Meeting again years later (THE POSSIBILITIES!!!)

These aren't ALL of my favs, but yeah, tell me what you think!! (No pressure though, this is just for sillies)

Oh this is such a good question! I’ve honestly not read a ton of other profession au’s; I think certain fandoms have favorite AU’s that are done a lot and the ones I frequent are mostly Time Travel

1. Time Loop/Time Travel is my absolute bread and butter- dudes think about the Roman Empire weekly, I think about time travel on a near daily basis 💕

2. Years later- usually a good mix of angst and fluff, gimmie old lovers!

3. Musical theatre is very good- I’ve read a lot of good omens fics about theater, more so in attendance then performance, but *chefs kiss*

4. YouTuber sounds so fun!! I’ve not really read any of these but it sounds liked I’d enjoy them a lot!

5. I’ve only read like one Historical au but it was so good!!! Vintage vampire hunters. I really don’t know what more you want. I might have to see if I can find the link to share

6. Hanahaki but like. Taken in weird interpretations with lot of sci-fi bs science applied to it; I’ve read one or two really good ones; particularly taken in a horror aspect and with the source material’s world building applied to it- 👌✨

7. Idk what a bread and breakfast/diner au would entail but it sounds really cool!

8. Wrong Number: not read any of these that have ever gone anywhere so I don’t really have any opinions on it

9. Famous people. All the drama stresses me lol; I only like these if they sorta knew each other before they got famous (like the stranger things Steve/eddie fics) I’m also not a huge romantic fan as a whole and I think this trope is most often done with proper published romantic novels

[nobodysdaydreams]

My Reaction to the First Six Episodes of Wolf 359 (Because my mutuals have enticed me)

@sophieswundergarten @oflightningandstars @acollectionofcuriousreblogs

My curiosity got the better of me. Will I do these for every episode? Will I listen to the full podcast? Who knows, but I hope you like this💕

My Live Reaction to Episode 1:

At first, an ad played for a way more upbeat story podcast involving Greek gods, rainbow magic, and teenagers, and I was very confused because none of this was mentioned in any of your posts.

Yes, yes, Eiffel. Hera forgets what's necessary to sustain human life and accidently made the cabin too cold, hahahaha...foreshadowing.

"Whatever you're up to Dr. Hilbert, best of luck!" Dude is your whole job ominous foreshadowing? Sorry guys, I get half the characters from your posts confused, I just know that Hera is the AI, but Eiffel dude, there's no way Hilbert's not up to something.

"It's not like if she let me have a cigarette, I'd light it and set the station's air supply on fire" Bro, stop.

"The people on the station have serious trust issues." I mean, fair. You knocked over acid, you're lighting cigarette willy-nilly, I still don't know what your job is man.

"Let's see if we can actually get some work done." -Well I know I'm not.

Ooohh... they're looking for intelligent life! 👀 This sounds like a good plot.

Dude I don't think coffee will solve your problem. I'd focus on getting rid of the ominous piano music.

Oh good at least he got his coffee. Oh ew never mind.

Oh no more on the Doctor. I don't trust him.

Wow Eiffel is a terrible employee and now I gotta listen to his training.

1,001 survival tips? That's actually a pretty low amount for space. These tips are also some wonderful foreshadowing though, and very cheerful too. "Failing to remain calm could result in your ✨😍 grisly 🌈����gruesome🍭 🦋death🥰!" I love that.

Hilbert. Dude.

"A man's life is at risk". Are we sure it's just one man's life?

Okay Douglas. That's his first name.

Wait...is that....the Entertainer? Is the alien transmitting the Entertainer? Something about old timey music...I think that's also the song they play in Westfield after a massacre in the old west (I stopped watching after a while).

Well that was a musical transition. Oh wow the same guy did Douglas and Hilbert? Good voice acting. Yes it was the Entertainer! Alright not sure if the episodes have post credit scenes, but I might just skip to the next episode.

My thoughts on Episodes 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 (semi-live reaction because I'm listening to these while I'm working now, but it's really good. Let me know if you want me to split up by episodes or include time stamps in the future):

Okay. They can't shut Hera off. That seems ominous. I'm not sure if it's ominous because the time will come when they want to shut her off, or ominous because the time will come when a bad guy finally figures out how to shut her off. Either way not good.

This also seems like a lot of effort for toothpaste. How did Douglas get hired? He seems like a huge liability. Also, why are they running out of supplies? Shouldn't they have a ship coming to restock them at some point or a return date? They mention "Earth", but so far I don't think anyone has mention loved ones they left behind, a return date, or anything like that.

I like the captain though (I can't spell her name, I'm so sorry).

Why does Douglas (and apparently everyone) hate physical examinations? They're in space. It's not like they can force them to run a mile...right?

I love Hera. "The report was a fabrication! 🥰". "You place too much judgement on the concept of lies... it's only sticks and stones that can break a human's feeble delicate flesh." I love how everyone just accepts this is how she talks.

Big plant? Roots? What is this Little Shop of Horrors now?

Um... what on earth is this physical examination? Why is there so much pain? Why can't it be stopped once it starts? Is this a meta thing where this is the physical examination?

Nah, the one thing I agree with Douglas on is that Hilbert is up to stuff.

Okay. Don't like it. Don't like the plant. It's either a crisis or a lie that's going to eventually be a very appropriate metaphor.

Oh my gosh why does Hilbert want their spinal fluid? Like...why do they need to do this? I get that they're in space but normalize providing reasons for serious medical examinations.

Kill it? What if it's not hostile? But then again what if it is? How does it have an eye? Teeth? Oh never mind it is hostile.

Oh it's still on the loose...Douglas what the heck. A good day? A plant wants to kill you. Have you seen the musical?

...wait. Is that a theme? First the Entertainer plays, now we got Little Shop of Horrors references...is this a theme of season 1? Space musicals?

And...now Douglas is in space. What happened to the plant? Why is that not a priority?

I do love the commander's "No Tomfoolery" clause.

Hey! More music! 🎶It sounds faster and more urgent now. You can probably use music to send coded information. A shame there seems to be no codebreaker on board.

I wonder if Hera understands what it means.

Oh dear. Here goes Douglas. Well, he was a nice character while he lasted. 🫡 And by nice, I mean he was entertaining, but very underqualified for his position. Scarily underqualified in fact, in terms of his ability to cooperate and work with a team. How did he even get this job?

He was blinded by the flare? So is he blind the rest of the show or can they fix it?

Oh dear...Hera...drown in space? Of all the ways to go. And still nothing about that killer plant. Did I listen out of order or something? I feel like I might have.

I like the Commander. Hilbert on the other hand? The worst.

I'm also wondering when/if other characters show up. Are there really just four characters? I swear I saw people posting about more.

I still want to know why they are in space. If this is a research mission, then why isn't anyone giving them supplies? Why don't they have a return date? If it's a survival mission, why aren't they acting more urgent?

Also does...does Douglas or another character nearly die at the end of every episode?

Hera: "Because I missed you."

Also Hera: "I lie 🥰"

And...more ominously cheerful piano music🎶🎹🎵🎹🎶. Which honestly fits Hera's aesthetic pretty well.

Okay Douglas has a clear nicotine problem.

Also. While he deals with his illness, I just gotta add something I noticed: the AI on the ship is called Hera. The ship is called Hephaestus. Isn't... isn't there a Greek Myth about Hephaestus being the son of Hera that she rejects and throws off Mount Olympus? Don't like how that sounds...

Hilbert. Hilbert. Why have you tied him to the bed and left him with nothing but his nicotine? That sounds like a major consent and health code violation. He's not violent or at risk of hurting anyone! Well, I mean, at least not any more than he normally is.

Huh. Hera's not here. And yet she said she couldn't be shut off "even if they wanted to". Weird.

Well at least Hilbert is feeding him. Oh my gosh Douglas is fake taking the pills? I'm not saying taking them is a good idea, but not taking them isn't great either. Why do they have this one guy doing all science stuff? Like he's the medical doctor, but he's also the guy running all the technology and experiments. They couldn't have a different guy to be their medical doctor? Maybe someone slightly less crazy?

Hilbert. Once again, he might trust you more if you didn't tie him to a bed, drug him in his sleep, and say things like "some people need to be dragged kicking and screaming towards improvement".

Yeah what on earth does "Big Day Tomorrow" mean? I'm not sure, but once again does Douglas nearly die during most episodes?

Also tying someone to a bed with a killer plant on the loose seems like a pretty bad idea.

WHY DO THEY HAVE TROPICAL FLU ON BOARD?

What sort of ship is this? And why do I feel like Hilbert might be a supervillain?

500th day around Wolf395 you say Douglas? Okay, so they've been in space for about a year and a half. Still not sure what they're doing up there. Also Hera's "I don't know what I want, but I know how to get it" quote. Very ominous coming from an AI.

I don't like the way Hilbert talks to Hera. Apparently Hera doesn't either...oh dear.

Hilbert you foolish liability, what did you do?

PFFT- Douglas imitating the captain.😂

Ooohhh...mysterious audio recordings!

Uh. Why can only Douglas hear the mysterious sounds? I don't like that.

Ah yes heading down to Engineering. Does the ship have an engineer?

Ugh I wish I could make out what the audio is saying. And I wish it would get louder Douglas. Then maybe I could hear it.

Oh now this is interesting! Wonder what the voices mean?

Have these voyages or experiments happened before?

I suppose we'll find out. Oh that is not a solid explanation from Hera. And again, why are Douglas, Minkowski and Hilbert the only people on the ship? Don't they need anyone else? And what happened to the killer plant? Did I skip an episode? Are we suppose to just pretend that never happened? Is it gonna come back later? Find out I guess.

Anyway, great podcast, thank you for recommending, I had fun listening. I might do more of these later if you enjoyed this.

[lovelycrimsonredsnow]

Rating FNAF games on how much id think id survive✨

FNAF 1 🧁

Chance of survival: 80%

I'm pretty damn good at it, so as long as Freddy doesn't hide in the fucking bathrooms again on night 5 we'll be fine

Biggest threat: chica, Freddy *on nights 4-6*

Overall: 8.5/10

Points deducted: 1.5 (it's honestly the safest besides fnaf 3, as long as your a child that is...)

FNAF 2 🪓

Chance of survival: 10%

I'ma be honest with ya chief........I might not make it

Biggest threat: all of them 💀 especially toy chica

Overall: 2/10

Points deducted: 8 (do I need to explain??? Unless your a child you ain't getting out of there alive-)

FNAF 3 ☠️

Chance of survival: 70%

I'm ok at it, the phantoms might give me a heart attack but that's about it 🤷

Biggest threat: the phone dude

Overall: 6/10

Points deducted: 4 (its probably the safest....unless your underage then get the fuck out of there or you'll have pee paw chasing you around with a crusty musty machete 💀)

FNAF 4 🎃:

Chance of survival: 65%

Just lock the doors, turn the light on, and hide under the sheets and you'll be fine (unless nightmarionne is there, then I'm jumping out the window)

Biggest threat: nightmare, nightmare fredbear

Overall: 6/10

Points deducted: 4 ("the first night is never that ba-" gets your face torn off)

FNAF 5 🎭:

Chance of survival: 30%

Your stuck in what's essentially a world war 2 bunker with not 1 but 5 kill machines that can mimic human voices, run faster than Sonic, and unlike the blondes from cheesy 1980's horror flicks, have brains. No thanks

Biggest threat: Funtime Freddy, circus baby ....ALL OF THEM

Overall: 2/10

Points deducted: 8 (foxy on night 3....that's all)

FNAF 6 🎉:

Chance of survival: 80%

The scariest game....paying taxes

Biggest threat: Jimmy neutron

Overall: 7/10

Points deducted: 3, (as long as you keep an hear on the vents and get the fuck out if there before corpse husband and his arsonistic ass burns the place down your good. )

FNAF 7 🍕:

Chance of survival: 70% (realistically, 40%)

Hear me out....just climb on the top of the signs. Or chill in the vents with mini music man

Biggest threat: Gregory (jkjk .... Glitch trap/the mimic)

Overall: 5/10

Points deducted: 5 ( bc the bumper cars are closed :( also no Bonnie)

(I'm not doing help wanted bc truthfully I'd burn the headset the moment I got jumpscared (or saw peepaw Afton) and I'm not letting these fuckers into my house either, so no special delivery. And I don't feel like the doing the security breach dlc)

[zombii-ships]

✨⚡️Hi hi i’m Mako! And I love smooching fictional dudes! I’m 24, love visual novels, anime, and lots of horror and musical content!

✨⚡️Ive been self shipping for the better part of a decade and I just remade my blog for it! I really would love to make new friends and moots on tumblr again since its been forevvver since ive been active in the community! My main F/os are Ren (14DWY), Cove Holden (Our Life), and Shaun & Nick (Sunny Day Jack)! But theres. also a lot more! Ooh, also there’s occasionally nsfw content up here but itll be tagged!

But yeah! Come say hi!

[tohisprettyc00l]

Hello! I’m here to request two romantic owl house match-ups :)

I have dyed black hair that fades into a purple ombré, my hairstyle is basically the same as Gwen Stacey’s in ATSP idk how to describe it other then that. I have pale skin and green and blue heterochromia, eyebags, I have a slender but scrawny body and I’m 5’0, weighing at 90 something pounds, and I’m sixteen years old.

I’m homeschooled and I don’t talk much. I don’t have any friends other then online friends so I’m pretty lonely and isolated. I’m introverted and shy, but I’m also extremely stubborn and independent. I hate asking for things because it makes me feel guilty and I have ✨religious trauma✨. It takes me a while to warm up to people, but once I do I can be very outgoing and weird. I’m very soft spoken and I’ve been told I have an androgynous/soft voice. I can be pretty sarcastic at times and I like to playfully bicker with people a lot. I really love water and I love swimming, I feel a deep connection to the ocean and stuff like that. I absolutely ADORE animals because I think they’re so cute and super cool, my favorite is a black panther or fox :) I have adhd and autism and I have anxiety and bad paranoia along with nervous tics. I’m very nervous in public and I usually stick to whoever I’m closest to, holding their hand so I don’t get lost and stuff. I hate big crowds. I love music and I daydream a lot. I really like making oc’s and shipping the with cannon characters. I’m a people pleaser but I also don’t like hanging out with a big crowd and stuff. I’m very socially awkward and have a hard time connecting with people. I say sorry a lot even if I don’t need too. I usually worry about the fact that everybody secretly hates me and doesn’t want to be my friend so I need lots of reassurance. And I’m also very modest and humble. I love ranting about conspiracy theories and my other interests.

I feel like I’d be in the beast keeping, plant, bard, and oracle track and my palisman would be a frog!

I love Minecraft, Tomb raider, Pokémon, space, learning, water, nature, music, car rides, rock and metal, daydreaming, staying up late at night, soda, animals, Harry Potter, anime, Percy Jackson, conspiracy theories, horror, scary stories, wendigos and other creepy beings, baggy clothes, moth man, aliens, etc.

I’m gender-fluid, bisexual, and polyamorous!

I first match you with: Hunter Noceda!

-You both hate asking for things 😞

-Also y'all both have religious trauma so that's something to talk about

-Also taking a while to warm up to people is something Hunter can also relate to

-I feel like on top of wolfs Hunter would like foxes

-Despite being in the empers coven he 100% likes being in smaller crowds.

-It just happens when you have negative experiences with larger ones.

-Insecurity is Hunter's middle name

-Hunter has two middle names actually and the other is insomnia so you have someone to talk to when you're staying up late

-Hunter likes human realm mysteries a lot. So he is all ears to listen about cryptids and shit

I also match you with: Edric Blight!

-He's also stubborn so when both of you guys want something y'all are getting it.

-Ed may not have any religious trauma behind not wanting to ask for things but he does have trauma behind it

-Outgoing and weird? That's just Edric's personality.

-He def bickers with people lovingly

-Ed also loves making ocs. (Source: trust me bro)

-He also insecure in canon (bro you just pulling all the mentally ill bitches damn)

-He doesn't really beast keep but he does like learning about it

-Dude 100% likes Pokemon and Minecraft lol

I hope you like it!

[danidoesathing]

I wanted to ask all of the questions in that ask game but I narrowed it down to 4…..

📃 ✨ 🎥 💢

📃 what is the plot of your hyperfixation? and is it a movie, game, show, etc?

The plot? you mean the plots? I mean, there's the adventures of a cowboy running from the law in a fantastical world, traversing across the land and sea (and maybe into some other plain of existence?). Or could i interest you in the drug ridden journey of a young man (who might not be who he seems) searching for his missing fiancé through a neon city, but space and time begin to lose their meaning as the night goes on? or maybe the tale of a dead man rising from the grave to go on a gasoline and blood fueled quest for revenge for the murder of him and his family, collecting a group of people scorned by the world that are willing to go down in his journey to burn it all down? Or how about the tale of a television studio nestled away in the way out there, kept alive by the warmth of it's host and haunted by the ghosts of it's past performers, all slowly being left in the past as time's blur takes it all in the end? Or how about-

✨ what draws you towards your hyperfixation? what is interesting about it?

a lot of things honestly. I'm a sucker for tragedy and doomed narratives which lh lore is LITTERED with. There's so many distinct aesthetics, from strange surreal western to 50s/60s biker gangs to neon lit cities to run down dive bars full of stories, and i vibe with them SO hard. the CHARACTERS i adore the characters so much. they're so well written i love them. i love cosmic horror. i love the supernatural treated like the mundane. i love the alternate universe 60s it presents. i love it

plus like. I've been listening to the band for years now and finding out my favorite music has not just a story, but STORIES behind it was insane. they made a MOVIE DUDE!!! theres so much detail and effort put into every aspect of the lore and i love it. the music absolutely fucks too

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

like. come on. Dead Man's Hand no question. like fool for love and the world ender MVs and AFWP are up there in terms of story and general enjoyment but im sorry im a sucker for Dead Man's Hand, specifically in the movie. not only is it the strangest moment in a very strange movie, it's just. great. it's got my two favorite characters interacting and i adore buck and johnnie's insane dynamic. they're both freaks in completely opposite ways and its so funny. the dialogue is hilarious and Johnnie's actor is WAY too good at playing him. the makeup for it is really good and johnnie is. a delight to have on screen.

I love the general story of dmh in just the song alone (the story of a man finding a corpse in the middle of night, deciding to spare the time and energy to bury it and then having it wake up and ask to help out the grave. like. damn) but the movie adds so much good context. Buck almost having met the same fate and just barely escaping. the fact that johnnie actually encourages him to follow the same path despite him literally dying from it. Them being parallels to each other (reckless and stubborn young men that are the reason for their own downfall) while also being opposites in almost every other way (they lived completely opposite lives, musical styles, interests, views on the world, etc). the way they both have completely opposite views on life (A dead man in love with life and a live man in love with death). the scene still keeping that sense of wonder and fascination with each other like the song has. the weirdly casual conversation they have despite the weird circumstance. the distinct impression they've left on each other and the strange bond they develop. an encounter that is genuinely a one in a million chance – a man who can speak to the dead finding the discarded corpse of someone both just like and nothing like him in the middle of the desert in the dead of night on some random road. like god i fucking LOVE that scene its so GOOD

💢 what do you NOT like about your hyperfixation? is there something you would want to change about it?

like. i like the ambiguity of the stories a lot and i love to speculate and theorize all the time but sometimes i wish things were expanded on a bit more. just a bit. like im SO curious about the frozen pines storyline but it hasn't been touched upon in years and we dont know like. anything besides the brief story we've been given of a young girl searching for her friend. we dont know anything else and we still know NOTHING about the musician behind it H. W. Justine (did they know danielle? did they make up the story? were they the missing friend? who the hell are they?). or even worse like. i genuinely cannot tell you what has actually happened, whats a story, and whats an in-universe movie. is the vide noir movie we see a WBUB movie in the lore? or is that the actual events of what happened? is that why tnwm had the director's card with Z'Oiseau's name on it as well as Jasper's and Hontax's and the general theme of film was there? is it a story that Buck wrote up either as a movie or just another story in his head? if you can actually tell me how old Buck is that makes sense within the timeline i will give you a cookie. please god

[nationmckinleyscorset]

!Major spoilers!

omg I accidentally started watching the original lemme go find the 2005 one

THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

it's giving devils carnival

TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORRRRES

romeo ✨AND✨ juliet :p

I'm sorry but Americans reading Shakespeare will never not be funny to me it's so awkward

Jimmy dancing 🤣😭💀

This is so wholesome I feel like it's gonna get bad cos likeee this was recommended by the same people who got me into rtgo and atdc

Why do I feel like these two are gonna be the next Brad and Janet

omlll I thought they were getting married for a hot minute...

my guy is sooo offended like UGH Bill Shakespeare 🙄🤮

This is so dramatic lmfao

ooo hello who's this she's cute

THE WAY SHE MOANED WHEN HE HIT HER LMFAO I shouldn't laugh buttt

this song 😩 take that how you will. New favourite character just dropped. Also maybe new favourite song "the stuff". It's almost like as long as he needs me but darker...

Ok but this guy is like Amus from Chicago, voice, dumbass, bowtie, etc (Mr Kochanski or however you spell it)

also I can't decide if the blondie is most like Stacey from Gavin and Stacey, Sandy from Grease, or Janet Weiss at the beginning of Rocky Horror

coverallssss?

imma take a shot every time Jimmy says gee

uh ohhh he's going to a parrrtyyyyy it's the beginning of the end

Gotta love a random tango break

I feel bad cos like I keep looking at the women in this but I meannn... HAVE YOU SEEN THE DANCER?

Is anybody else getting 💅🏻 vibes from Jimmy?

WHAT AM I WATCHING LMFAO "do your children like Jazz music? " *MOAN* "this gives them time to hypnotise women into unspeakable acts of degradation" *strips* *moans again* I MEAN WHAT

OMLLLLL... ok now I'm starting to see why this is on this side of the internet

THEN IT CUT TO PEOPLE FUCKING AND SPANKING EACH OTHER WITH TOWELS WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

yuh huh so women are the ones degrading themselves yet it's the man who's on his knees barking...

a new definition for "burn baby burn"

WTFFFF SALLY WHY

"let's forget the 5 ft and concentrate on the 9 inches" *smacks into a wall* XD I officially love Sally

"whoopsie" the perfect reaction to a baby being on fire 😂

"just fell" bbg you are lying in the middle of a broken glass table 🤣

omg this song I'm… she's hot and I would absolutely "suck it down for Sally" 🤣😭(this coming from the idiot who choked on a vape... twice...)

HIS FACE 🤣 ARGHH THE EYES 💀

and now coconuts bc why not

omg I was right with every item of clothing the remove from Jimmy he's starting to look more and more like Brad Majors XD

Sally in this song is what Sandy from Grease could have been 🤣

good GOD he's hung. I bet he's got socks down there.

Tumnus from Narnia is that you? Jeez dude you really let yourself go

I- isn't Jimmy 15? Like bro is getting his ass caressed by a punk rock goat man I just...

not cute he's ignoring Shakespeare girl

who wrote this-

"O' therefore art thou Romeo" as pleasant as the dawn, with Mary Jane upon thy lips and pants strewn on the lawn. I'm sorry I had to.

How is she not catching on that something's wrong?

"THAT WAS YOUR TONGUE!" well nooooo

Never thought I'd hear "froggies" said in a movie about sex, drugs and promiscuity...

"fill my lonely pew" honey if he came back he'd be filling more than a pew 🤣

Not the hymn numbers all being 420 💀

"No Christian martyr works it harder" I just choked on my water-

What am I watching? Like they just lowered in Jesus with Freddie Mercury's 'stache singing surrounded by angels in bikinis...

THEY'RE GRADUALLY STRIPPING JESUS WTH

if Christianity was more like this I wouldn't have left the cult (Bet some of you stopped reading when you read that ;))

I actually love Mae honestly. Why do I always like the redheads in these movies?

using a steak as an ice pack 😂

She- she sold her baby? To a guy with a fake French accent? I-

Ok confession at the start I liked Sally then immediately took it back and went as far as to delete the note but frrr she's cute in a "why am I attracted to this?" way

"trying to jump over the car" mmmhmmmm

Awwww Jimmy's such a sensitive boyo

Omg he's becoming self-aware!

Sometimes I forget I'm not living in these films and have to seperate myself into the boring world

Omg she was called Mary Lane this whole time?

This is wholesome nowww awwww I'm waiting for it to go wrong

There's 46 minutes left and rn it's happy so I'm gonna do this in two parts x

Best of a hilarious play-by-play of people watching Reefer Madness for the first time that I found on the liveblog

[shuckinbeanz]

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[bluemusickid]

I got an idea so it’s fluff angst and smut. So Chris hears some bs about his wife and thinks that she’s about to file for divorce and he decides he’s going to one up her and file first. His heart is broken at the thought of even filing but he’s like if she doesn’t want to be with him he wants her to be happy. So he basically hands her the papers one evening at dinner and to his shock she’s mortified and starts crying profusely almost to the point of panic attack. He realizes the horror of a mistake he’s made and that she doesn’t want a divorce and has just been stressed the last few weeks and he realizes what a dumbass he is and she becomes distant because he planted this negativity in their marriage and the media got hold of the papers and he’s publicly fix that and deal with the critics the world. He eventually makes it up to her....in more ways than one. 😉 okay I suck at creating summaries, have fun with it tweak it and feel free to smut it up. Lmao

Oh dude this could be a series in itself. However, I'll try to string something together. Hopefully it'll pull through🥺✨ Also I’ve made a few tweaks, hope you’ll still like it. <3

Pairing: Chris Evans x Fem!Reader

Warnings: angst, fluff, eventual smut, 18+, NSFW

A/N: I'm not the greatest at writing angst, so forgive me if it doesn't live upto your expectations. It’s a bit longer than I usually write, pls stick on, I promise there’s good stuff at the end as well :). I didn’t want to make Chris the asshole here, so kinda changed some parts; hope they’re not glaringly obvious. Also, minors pls DNI. Heed all warnings, they are there for a reason. Your media consumption, should you ignore the warnings, is your responsibility and yours alone. I post my stuff only on Tumblr and AO3, nowhere else. Not beta'ed, any mistakes made are all mine. Dividers by the wickedly talented @firefly-graphics​ (love all your work, sweetie!)

A Burden To Carry

You watched the trees pass by, as you sat in silence. That’s all these car rides were nowadays. What once used to be a source of joy, for you both to sing goofily at the tops of your voices, where people would stare at you at red lights, was now as silent as a graveyard. No music, no talk, just silence. A void.

His sombre voice broke you out of your reverie. “....I’ll be back in a few weeks.”

“I’m sorry?”

“I said I’ll be leaving for LA, day after tomorrow. I’ll be back in 3 weeks, hopefully.” he said, grimacing at the traffic.

You nodded, absentmindedly, turning your attention back to the outside world. You were ovulating, as your tracker had rudely reminded you, but you didn’t tell him that. There was no point telling him, was there? Having a child right now would be nothing short of disastrous. 

Your stomach flipped as he pulled into Lisa’s driveway. You braced yourself, mentally preparing yourself for an evening of acting like the perfect, loving couple. Keeping secrets from his family was not exactly ideal, but you had to do what was necessary. Wearing a bright smile, you slipped your hand through his, angling yourself towards him. If he found this sudden change in behaviour a bit perplexing, he didn’t say. Wearing a small smile, he greeted your mother in law with a long hug and warm smile, something which you hadn’t been a recipient of for quite some time.

You hated even to think in such a way, but you were actually jealous of Lisa and the affection she could easily get. Dinner was animated, with your extended family in splits and jubilations. You watched it all unfold in front of your eyes, a spectator, a stranger to your own family. You chimed in here and there, best you could. But the responses were hollow, as were you.

You could feel Chris’ gaze upon you once or twice throughout the night. You remembered the times you would catch him looking at you at family events, with pure adulation and lust. Now, it was more of impatience rather than longing. He could see through your façade, and was worried the others would too. 

Standing in his bedroom felt alien. It felt weird, like you were not allowed to be here. You knelt next to the bed, your hand caressing the bedspread, as you remembered the last time you had been here.

You panted as Chris thrust into you, the pent up emotions unleashing when he saw you standing in his bedroom. Reaching up, you caressed his cheek as he thrust into you with shameless abandon. You did your best to keep quiet, sinking your teeth into his shoulder. You were just on the edge as was he. Looking up at him, suddenly overwhelmed with the surge of emotions, you kissed him deeply as you both reached your breaking point, moaning loudly into the kiss. 

Remembering this little rendezvous was hard, especially since it had been a long time since both of you had even kissed, let alone had sex. Your eyes filled with tears as the implication of the words hit you like a ton of bricks; no matter how hard you tried to ignore it.

This marriage was on it’s last legs. And there was nothing you could do to save it, even if you fought tooth and nail to restore it to it’s past glory. Every time you tried to talk, it seemed to blow up in your face because you both couldn’t reach a common ground. What used to be heated discussions followed by hours of passionate embraces, now used to be silent dinners and nights spent in separate bedrooms.

It had been 2 weeks since Chris had left. You’d talked about a handful of times, him mainly calling to ask about Dodger and you trying to lengthen the conversation by asking about his work. When you saw that even that had failed, you resorted to texting as the primary medium. Switching to Instagram, you were mindlessly scrolling through the explore page, when something caught your eye. A voice at the back of your head told you not to open it, but you did. And you wished you hadn’t.

It was a picture of him and you, in your happy days, with a caption praising you both and adoring your relationship. You didn’t recognize the woman in the picture. She was you, but why was she so happy? It simply wasn’t fair.

You didn’t quite register when the tears started. But when they did, oh did they rack you; threatening to wash away your sanity with them. The pain just wouldn’t stop.

Why were you crying? Didn’t you know how bad it had gotten? The way you were crying, one would think you both were happily married and in love! You still did love him...didn’t you?

You woke up with a start, your phone vibrating obnoxiously. Lisa and Carly’s names were plastered on your notification panel. You switched off your phone, allowing the bed to swallow you. You pretended that the weight of the blanket was just Chris’ arms enveloping you, drifting off to sleep with the pretence of marital bliss calming you.

You sat in the lawyer’s office, watching the lady explain to you about the next steps; but you weren’t listening. You’d made sure no one followed you or the press would have a field day, him bearing the brunt of it all. The word ‘divorce’ made you cringe and clench your hands in a fist. But it was what it was.

You walked back to your car, in a daze. The thought of not seeing Chris everyday tore at your heart more than words could explain. He had become the very reason of your existence, even more precious than the air you breathed. The fact that you had even considered leaving him was crazy, and you hated yourself more than anyone in that moment.

Hugging Dodger, you fell into a disturbed slumber, the distorted images of Chris walking away from you haunting you, leaving chills to the bone.

Chris sat awake in bed, the images he saw leaving him feeling bereft. He tossed and turned, his eyes welling with tears. 

Looks like there’s some trouble in Paradise! Chris Evans’s wife seen exiting lawyer’s office on Thursday. Could this mean that the handsome hunk is on the market again?

The caption irked him more than anything. She had a name, her own identity. Referring to her as your wife took away her individuality. He made a note to call Megan and sort out this mess. He sighed, looking at the picture again. You looked breathtaking, as you always did. But your eyes looked sad, devoid of the sparkle they once carried. Your arms were wrapped around yourself, closing yourself off from the world.

His thumb hovered over your contact, willing to hear your voice at least once. Never had he imagined that you would even consider divorce. He sobbed into his pillow, his heart hurting. He wanted you, he loved you more than anything in this world. He had always imagined growing old with you, having lots of kids with you, going through life’s ups and downs with you by his side.

But he realised that his wants were way less, in comparison to your wants and needs. He couldn’t keep you bound in this marriage if you were miserable; which was evident from these pictures. You weren’t the type to throw in the towel, to quit without trying. He was, is, and would always be proud of you.

Through blurry eyes, he dropped a text before laying down. He may not have been the best husband, but he would do right by you. He would let you follow your heart, if that’s what you truly wished for.

You felt his presence before you heard him enter your house. Your stomach churned as you realised that he had to have seen the pictures. You had gotten a rather stern and cold message from his team, asking you to perhaps hide your face more if you were to visit such places. While you had sent an equally biting reply back, you realised what they had said was true, your spur-of-the-moment decisions could hurt his career.

“Hey.” you heard him say huskily. Gulping, you looked at him with a faint smile. “Hey. How was the flight? Did you eat anything?” you asked, your voice nearly betraying your

“Uhh, no, I was just about to get something. Join me?”

You hesitated a bit, before taking him up on his offer. He went to get everything ready, while you finished up a bit of work before the meal. Getting up, you stretched a bit before going to wash up. Passing the bed, you nearly missed the envelope kept there, with your name on it.

Opening it, you read the words on the pages, your stomach plunging, dread overcoming your nerves. It was your worst nightmare which had come to life. 

He didn’t love you anymore. It was over.

Walking to the dining area, your legs threatening to buckle under stress, you saw him move about, prepping the island. How was he so callous? Did he not care about you at all? Or was his main agenda to wound you before he ended it all?

Hearing you enter, he turned, his smile fading at your expressions. He must’ve guessed why, since he sighed, bowing his head down to avert his gaze.

“So it’s all just over then.” you said, your voice shaking with each word.

He opened his mouth to speak, then closed it again. “I just want to see you happy. I am ready to take this decision; I just want what’s best for you.” he breathed, his voice barely a whisper.

You couldn’t believe what he’d just said. The sadness in your heart was fast being overpowered by the anger that was surging and coursing through your veins at his nonchalance. You’d never been this mad at him, ever; even when you both had been dating.

“What’s best for me?! I’m sorry, what’s best for me?!” you retorted, indignance palpable.

“I saw the pictures. I know you were at the lawyer’s office. I put two and two together and decided that if that’s what you want, I wouldn’t stand in your way. I’ll be the one to let you go. I figured you would get lesser hate from the people if it came out that I was the one who had filed for divorce.”

Your breath caught in your throat, taking in his words one at a time. In some warped, twisted way, you understood his intentions behind the act. This was a parting gift of sorts, a goodbye from him. The tears flowed freely as you stared at him blankly. The words were there, but you weren’t sure how to say them.

You weren’t sure you wanted to. Wiping your tears, you looked down, staring at the floor, noticing the physical and metaphorical distance between you. You had to bridge the gap in one way or the other, you realised.

Stepping closer, you tried to keep your voice normal without a hint of anger seeping in. You had to say your part before this man took any other steps.

“While I appreciate the noble sacrifice, Christopher, I wish you had spoken to me before taking this drastic step. But that’s just it, you don’t want to talk, you just assume. Yes, I did go to the lawyer’s office and yes, I did consider getting a divorce, but I didn’t do anything after that. I. walked. away. You know why? Because the thought of being away from you, not having your presence in my life ripped my heart into shreds. I would’ve told you all this but were you there? No. You never are. It’s always your work, your family, your friends, your life. I’m just a small part of it, conveniently slipped in at the last moment in any plans you make, provided it suits you. My work, my life, my family, all takes the backseat, doesn’t it? So yes, forgive me for thinking that this marriage was over because it was crystal clear to me, or any sane person for that matter, the day you decided to sleep in the guest room!” you said, your voice rising to a crescendo.

Chris looked into your eyes, a mix of shock and disbelief rife in them. There were no words said, only pindrop silence. You could hear your heartbeat in your ears, waiting for his retort. There always was, with him. A minute passed, then another. There was only the sound of the wind bellowing against the trees and the window. He said nothing, except stare off into the distance. Finally, after several minutes, he spoke.

“I know what I did was wrong. I know that I suck at communication, and that I like having my own compartments, my own space. And I agree with you, I am selfish. But you knew that ever since the beginning of our relationship. You knew that I have a tough time dividing time, and you still married me, and went along with it. You never said a word either! How was I supposed to know how you were feeling?! Communication, you say? You never did that either! So don’t go around saying that you felt invisible when in reality, you are to blame as well!” he cried, a sheen of tears visible on his eyes.

Holding onto the counter, you sighed. “But you saw me, Chris. You saw me miserable; hell, not just me, but you as well. You never said anything, just went along from one social event to another, like it didn’t matter to you. Isn’t the point of being in a relationship the very fact that I don’t have to always spell stuff out for you? I didn’t say anything in the hopes that you would ask me, at least once, if I felt alright. I said nothing because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. You saw me like this and went off to party with your friends the next day, and leave for L.A. after that. Did you even ask me before planning that? No. You just left. Left me alone, without even properly calling me, let alone dropping texts even once a day. I would consider myself lucky the day I got a proper reply from you, which wasn’t monosyllabic!”

You choked up, the memories all flooding back. No, no. You had to get through this, he had to know. If you stopped now, it would be over.

“Going to the lawyer was a mistake. It was a moment of weakness. I didn’t know where else to go, who to talk to, what to say. I was completely in over my head.” Turning to him, you looked into his eyes, tears not stopping. “I love you, I always will. But I’m hurt, and I’m angry. It seems like I’m the one putting in the effort, fighting the fight, fighting for us. You’re just there, living your life. It got to this point because you didn’t even feel like making changes, asking questions. You let it happen as well. I can’t always be the one to say sorry, to help you. At some point, I want you to also prioritise me. To give up a party and stay with me for dinner. To just spend an evening with me. Is it too much to ask for?”

Chris listened to your impassioned speech silently. He had no reply, he knew he was wrong. You suddenly felt fatigued, the heaviness of the past few months weighing down on you. You wanted to sleep, you wanted peace. You looked at him for a moment, wanting to say something more, but instead turned around and went to your room, unable to process anything more.

That night, as you drifted off, you felt the bed dip under his weight. You slept a dreamless, calm sleep that night. After months.

A few months had passed since your fight that night. You had to admit, there had been some changes. He made it a point to never get up from bed till you woke up, following which he had breakfast with you. There were still silences, gaps to be filled, but you were content. He even made Friday nights designated movie nights. You still couldn’t bring yourself to share intimacy with him just yet, the memories were still raw and things were still awkward. There was the occasional cuddling, or the peck before he left for a shoot. But that was it. Sometimes you wished everything would go back to normal. Your body yearned for him, to feel him, to hold him. But your mind, your heart was at war. You needed time.

It had been a few weeks since then. You’d come back home from a family dinner, which went well. The kids were stuck to Chris like glue, and he wasn’t complaining. You watched their backyard antics with amusement, briefly wondering how he would be with your kids. You had to admit, seeing him with the kids didn’t help with your warring feelings. You wanted him, plain and simple, as always. But this time, your mind was yearning as well. You wanted to be with your husband, your lover, your everything. He caught you watching from the window, giving you a warm smile. He probably saw the look in your eyes, his eyes darkening a bit. You returned his smile, quickly closing the drapes. Heel, girl.

The drive home was silent, but not awkward. The air was thick with tension, both of you stealing glances at each other. You nervously bit your lip, trying to calm down. Your nerves were getting the best of you. What if it wasn’t the same anymore? What if you’d lost the passion you’d shared earlier?

You were brought back from your reverie as Chris placed a hand on your knee, indicating your arrival at home. You walked to the front door, fumbling with the keys. You felt, rather than heard him behind you, his presence threatening to scorch you. He inched closer to you, his torso ever so slightly touching your back as he leaned forward.

“Breathe, sweetheart.” he whispered in your ear. Your breath faltered, his proximity driving you crazy. You opened the door, fumbling a little with the lock, wondering what would happen once you were inside. It was so strangely symbolic, you thought to yourself, it was like entering into a new chapter with him.

You were moving towards the bedroom, when you felt him clasp your hand, lacing his fingers with yours. Turning around, you met his eyes, the muted light making his eyes appear a darker shade of blue. He placed a kiss on your hand, his sincerity and his love shining through his eyes, filled to the brim.

And when he guided you to your bedroom, something felt different; like something had shifted. You felt giddy and happy, like it was your first time with him. The room was dark, only lighted by the moonlight which was peeking through the drapes. He looked into your eyes, uncovering all your secrets, all your desires, all your emotions.

He kissed you softly, tongues meshing together, as you both poured the love you felt for one another into that kiss. He undressed you gently, kissing every inch of you that he uncovered; trailing his lips down your neck with feather soft kisses. You gasped and held onto his shoulders as he took one of your swollen peaks in his mouth, alternating between sucking and biting. Groaning, you threw your head back, the sensations flooding you. It was a strange sensation of both being new, yet familiar. He turned his attention to the other peak, his hands caressing your body, trailing lower and lower, till he reached your core. Looking up into your eyes, he lightly touched your folds, groaning at the moisture he felt there. Finding your swollen nub, he began circling it; slowly at first, then adding a finger to increase his speed. You whimpered, the sensations so delicious yet so intense. Hitching a leg on his hip, you held onto his head, your noses close enough to touch. He withdrew his arm, stopping his amorous assault as he sensed you were close. 

Picking you up, he lowered you softly onto the bed, his lips stuck to yours. He got up slightly to undress, when you stopped him. You needed to touch him, to feel him. It was the only way you could be sure of what you wanted, and what you felt. Unbuttoning his shirt, you pulled it off him, running your fingers over his strong, toned body. Leaning down, you left soft feather kisses along the column of his torso, lightly grazing his nubs with your tongue. He groaned, his hands making their way into your hair. Undoing his pants, you looked at him as you took him in your hand, pumping him slowly. You kissed his tip, running your tongue over his length as you took him into your mouth completely. He gasped, holding onto your head to anchor you. After a few minutes, you increased your speed, wanting more of him; like it would never be enough.

He stopped you abruptly, running his thumb over your lips, a small smile ghosting on his face. Pushing you back, he parted your legs before settling between them. The welcome burn you felt as he entered you, was like no other. This was it. You missed this; the intimacy, the sensuality, the love and lust you felt for one another intertwining, as your bodies became one. He was buried to the hilt, as he moved slowly, allowing you time to adjust. As he looked into your eyes in the moonlight, he knew; he knew you needed more. His thrusts became faster, more frenzied, nothing like the soft lover he was a few minutes ago. He was like a man consumed; his thrusts shaking the entire bed frame. You keened as he pounded into you while hitching your leg over his hip. The new position made you see stars, as he hit new spots with each thrust. You hung on as you felt yourself hurtling to completion.

“Let go, sweetheart.” Chris muttered through gritted teeth. He wanted you to come before he did, needing to feel your silky walls engulf him completely.

That’s all it took for you to reach your peak, screaming his name as you ran your fingernails over his back, the warmth of the orgasm washing over you like a wave. Holding you down, he pounded into you till he reached his peak as well, shouting as he coated your walls with his spend.

You enjoyed being in his arms; the calm after the storm. His steady heartbeat lulling you to sleep, there was only one thing on your mind. 

You would get through this with him by your side, no matter how long it took. That’s all that mattered. 

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[gswharang]

Hey everyone! I am Belle and as a heads up this is a queued post bc I live on like the opposite timezone of basically anyone in the US so this site is opening before dawn on fri for me and I have work. I'll try and hop on fri night, otherwise I'll get back to everyone on my sat! Anyway, I'm excited for this rp to open, I love surreal and horror. 🔥 My hobbies include writing gremlin bois and oscillating wildly between regular capitalization and lapslock. Also ToF/genshin (hmu if u play tho). This is Noh Harang, resident gremlin, morally ambiguous and in the trade of plots that verge on the wrong side of functional. Here is his about and profile page which has the more relevant of information, but I’ll drop some additional quick facts under the cut along with some attempted plot ideas! If you want to plot just like or dm + I have a discord on request if it’s easier to plot there (i usually prefer it A Lot, so if you want me to add you just drop your user in my ims and when i get online later i can add 6v6 ). 

if you want the full gist of why he is the way he is i’d rec reading his bio + checking his profile page, bc this is like: scenario, i'm trying my best, but my best is never good enough 😔 if not, ig you'll have to go by this image:

was born in ulsan, his dad died when he was pretty young and was largely raised by his mom w help from other family members. he is  ✨inspired ✨ by sharp objects (bc i Love it), only less murder-y, but his mom has FDIS (munchausen by proxy) and it influenced his emotional development a lot. 

moved to the island as a teen when his mom remarried, which meant there were new and exciting doctors to visit who weren’t suspicious of her yet. cowabunga, dude. spent a lot of time in his room drawing when he was ~sick~

he’s decently smart, and he did go onto uni for art, but then he got pissed at someone else and sabotaged their assignment by breaking into somewhere he shouldn’t have been and prob broke like 4 school rules in the process and was kicked out his second year. so he never finished. good life choices? check. clearly.

he is vindictive and revenge-driven and will act immediately on those feelings without considering the consequences on getting caught. harang in the moment is always like: i will definitely not get caught. and the narrator is like: that bitch did, in fact, get caught.

is he a good person? no. does he try to better himself every day? also no. memes aside, he does have good qualities but he’s def not sugar and spice and everything nice. if you enjoy complicated, emotionally wrought, and sometimes dark plots 👀 👀 👀 pls come to me, that is what i’m weak and design my chars for.

he’s a webtoon creator/artist. he’s into horror, esp supernatural/paranormal horror. his webtoon is similar in storyline/vibe to something like stagtown? but his art style is different. he takes inspo from junji ito of course. likes consuming horror media/projects as well.

obsessed with herbal tea, has So Many flavors in his apt. 

really into vinyl, though he usually collects based on cover artwork first and music second. likes playing atmospheric music when he’s making art.

he smokes, his favorite is cherry tobacco. they’re bad for his body but he’s pretty sure his body was basically destroyed in his youth so what does it matter anymore anyway?

he has a weird vibe but he’s good at covering it. will default to auto-mirroring people’s gestures and personalities around him without super realizing he’s doing it. if you spend enough time around him though it fades, it’s mostly done for people he doesn’t interact w regularly. 

he has long hair, and yes, that is a personality trait

he’s not always the nicest person but he’s also not mean for the sake of being mean. it can take him a while to emotionally connect to people. he doesn’t frequently get into romantic relationship because of it, def finds casual to be easier. his sense of love and how it should be expressed is ✨very off ✨

can turn himself into a victim in 4 minutes flat (i_got_it_from_my_mama.mp3)

he hates doctors, not in a take it personally sense, more just going to the doctors and being treated sense. will avoid going to the hospital At All Costs. 

can be manipulative, and isn’t always the most empathetic person (in this house we support morally grey chars 👏 )

plot ideas -- tbh i often prefer to like talk apps and come up with something organically, but here are a few ~general ideas~ that might be nice to have, and a few that could be starting off points if we’re really stuck.

an ex that was messily resolved and there's some baggage there is always fun. would love if it imploded due to reasons on both their ends rather than like one person being the Saint and the other being a Villain. I want mutually assured destruction and angst tyvm.

conversationalists. they live in the same area and keep running into each other, harang takes frequent smoke breaks outside for instance. but the strange part of it is there’s no real set schedule, and they just keep running into each other even though they're leaving at drastically different times every day. could be fun if they know some deeper pieces of each other’s life without knowing the like basics of each others personalities (like an inverse of basic friends, unbasic not-friends, if you will)

a bff? like we really click together and even though you make bad life choices and are lvl 500 dumb sometimes i’ll still help you with whatever mess you invite upon yourself. can go both ways, of course.

me, sweating and running out of plot ideas i’m brainstorming on the spot, someone who’s into harang’s webtoon. ofc it would need to be ✨developed ✨ so it could be interesting, but yes. OR his anti!!! OR a mix and they're obsessively into it to the point of being creepy. a creepy stan stalking a creepy artist, creep² if you will

i Am a fan of antagonistic plots, i think they’re really fun, esp when both chars are kind of catty about it and it’s not just one being the ~evil~ one, tho i don’t have any ideas on how to get there but if someone really wants one and to figure out a reason why i’m down!!!!

okay i think that’s it i’m out of ideas, but i’m v excited to plot and write so pls don’t hesitate to let me know if you like something or have another idea or wanna create something organically 👀

[pr0cayne]

Hey everyone! So excited for this rp to open, I love surreal and paranormal. 🔥 I am Belle and my hobbies include writing gremlin bois and oscillating wildly between regular capitalization and lapslock. I also live on like the opposite timezone of basically anyone in the US so sorry if my replies come at weird times. I also work and am dramatic abt my energy levels so often I’ll either post on weekends or queue things (tho we’re out here w a 3 day weekend bc I have Monday off this week 😎)This is Noh Harang, resident gremlin, morally ambiguous and in the trade of plots that verge on the wrong side of functional. Here is his about and profile page which has the more relevant of information, but I’ll drop some additional quick facts under the cut along with some attempted plot ideas! If you want to plot just like or dm + I have a discord on request if it’s easier to plot there. 

if you want the full gist of why he is the way he is i’d rec reading his bio + checking his profile page, bc this is like: scenario, this is me trying my best, but my best is never good enough 😔 his apt details are:  B2, #08(?), West  🔥

was born in korea, his dad died when he was pretty young and was largely raised by his mom w help from other family members. he is  ✨inspired ✨ by sharp objects (bc i Love it), only less murder-y, but his mom has munchausen by proxy and it influenced his emotional development a lot. 

moved to [REDACTED] as a preteen when his mom remarried, which meant there were new and exciting doctors to visit who weren’t suspicious yet. cowabunga, dude. spent a lot of time in his room drawing when he was ~sick~

he’s decently smart, and he did go onto uni for art, but then he got pissed at someone else and sabotaged their assignment by breaking into somewhere he shouldn’t have been and prob broke like 4 school rules in the process and was kicked out his second year. so he never finished. good life choices? check. clearly.

he is vindictive and revenge-driven and will act immediately on those feelings without considering the consequences on getting caught. harang in the moment is always like: i will definitely not get caught. and the narrator is like: mmm idk about that bitch.

is he a good person? no. does he try to better himself every day? also no. memes aside, he does have good qualities but he’s def not sugar and spice and everything nice. if you enjoy complicated, emotionally wrought, and sometimes dark plots 👀 👀 👀 pls come to me, that is what i’m weak and design my chars for.

he’s a webtoon creator/artist. he’s into horror, esp supernatural/paranormal horror. his webtoon is similar in storyline/vibe to something like stagtown? but his art style is different. he takes inspo from junji ito of course

obsessed with herbal tea, has So Many flavors in his apt. 

really into vinyl, though he usually collects based on cover artwork first and music second. likes playing atmospheric music when he’s making art.

he smokes, his favorite is cherry tobacco. they’re bad for his body but he’s pretty sure his body was basically destroyed in his youth so what does it matter anymore anyway?

he has a weird vibe but he’s good at covering it. will default to auto-mirroring people’s gestures and personalities around him without super realizing he’s doing it. if you spend enough time around him though it fades, it’s mostly done for people he doesn’t interact w regularly. 

has a pet centipede. he’s so gross, why does he have one? he didn’t even buy it at a pet shop he just found it. i hate him for it. it doesn’t even have an official name, it changes depending on what harang feels like calling him ✨in the moment ✨

he’s not always the nicest person but he’s also not mean for the sake of being mean. it can take him a while to emotionally connect to people. he doesn’t frequently get into romantic relationship because of it, def finds casual to be easier. his sense of love and how it should be expressed is ✨very off ✨

he hates doctors, not in a take it personally sense, more just going to the doctors and being treated sense. will avoid going to the hospital At All Costs. 

can be manipulative, and isn’t always the most empathetic person (in this house we support morally grey chars 👏 )

plot ideas -- tbh i often prefer to like talk apps and come up with something organically, but here are a few ~general ideas~ that might be nice to have, and a few that could be starting off points if we’re really stuck. 

so i think it would be fun to have a plot that throws them both immediately in a relationship, but this relationship is falling apart and is kind of on its last leg? i’ve always wanted to do a dying relationship plot but it’s so hard to work through the whole thing from beginning to end so this is a solution perhaps?? they can still have like feelings if we want but clearly something is not working out and it is collapsing. the only kind of requirements i want here are A. it’s falling apart because for reasonings on both of their ends, i don’t really want it being one person is doing everything wrong and the other is doing everything right and it’s one muses fault and B. nobody super really younger than him. (we would also need to plot a lot probably to set up the ground work but if you’re up for it i think it could be really fun to write out 👀 )

if nobody takes the above just an ex that was messily resolved and has complicated vibes is fun too!!!

one fwb (if the above gets filled, it could’ve been something from his past, or even if it’s not filled it could still be from his past), purely physical with no overlapping emotions (at least on harang’s end, if u want it be more complicated Who Am I to say no), we meet bc we’re horny kind of vibes. i don’t care who you are kind of vibes. i don’t have you saved in my phone kind of vibes.

conversationalists. they keep meeting on the rooftop at the same time during smoke breaks. but the strange part of it is there’s no real set schedule, and the time that they go up to smoke often changes, sometimes drastically. could be fun if they know some deeper pieces of each other’s life without knowing the like basics of each others personalities (like an inverse of basic friends, unbasic not-friends, if you will)

a bff? like we really click together and even though you make bad life choices and are lvl 500 dumb sometimes i’ll still help you with whatever mess you invite upon yourself. can go both ways, of course. 

me, sweating and running out of plot ideas i’m brainstorming on the spot, someone who’s into harang’s webtoon. ofc it would need to be  ✨developed ✨ so it could be interesting, but yes. or his anti!!!

i Am a fan of antagonistic plots, i think they’re really fun, esp when both chars are kind of catty about it and it’s not just one being the ~evil~ one, tho i don’t have any ideas on how to get there but if someone really wants one and to figure out a reason why i’m down!!!!

if someone wants to kill his centipede they can, he will be v upset but it’s so gross and i had to look up aesthetic centipede pictures for his pinboard and i’m officially Done.

okay i think that’s it i’m out of ideas, but i’m v excited to plot and write so pls don’t hesitate to let me know if you like something or have another idea or wannna create something organically 👀

[greenvillainredemption]

Hi! for the ask thing: ✨ what draws you towards your hyperfixation? what is interesting about it? 🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

Hello! :D

✨ Oh dude there’s so much. Ok so the biggest thing that keeps me here is the characters. They’re all flawed people who make mistakes, but they all love each other so much bro I cry. And the character designs! The color coding! Also love the kinda stereotypical family roles they play but they don’t just exist to fill those roles, they all feel like real people with their own feelings and motives!

I also love how unique the magic system is. And the vibes... Like when I first watched the movie and abuela was explaining the candle backstory to lil mirabel, I felt like I was being told a fairy tale yknow? That may also have to do with the magical realism thing, like yeah this house just grew out of nothing don’t question it. Like I was a kid again watching a ye olden disney princess for the first time. It’s just uggg so good. And the music! Mr miranda you’ve done it again.

🎥 I love love love when mirabel and bruno first meet but before they actually talk. First of all I love the spooky vibes when she first sees him, I may be biased as a horror fan but damn the way the glass just seems to float up when u can’t see him? The silhouettes and framing of him before he runs? The little spooky string music when he picks up the glass?? Just chefs kiss. Great spooks. And then when mirabel falls in the parkour pit, u just know bruno’s gonna come back for her. It’s so cute. And then when he falls, peak comedy. And then his lil awkward “bye” and it’s game over, the entire audience would now die for this man. We love a good not-a-villain twist.