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[dannidorina]

Fangbike is currently on my mind so bad.

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, semifinals of the losers bracket

Propaganda:

For Kid and Killer:

there’s some somewhat recent anime episodes where there’s a lot of “I would do anything for you” “I would put my life on the line for you” and it’s just. There’s no way they’re not dating. Also they’re big scary pirates that pillage and fuck stuff up and we love that for them

They have been together committing crimes and killing people ever since childhood and they’re not about to stop any time soon

They are badass pirates who both have a huge bounty on their head. Killer's epithet is 'Massacre Soldier/Murder Mashine' (depending on the translation), so he probably got quite some blood on his hands. Kid is his captain, and has a reputation of not caring about civilian casualties and destroying more than necessary to defeat his opponent. Also, the whole crew crusified some other crew. But besides being murderous, these two care so fucking much about each other! They've been friends (lovers?) since childhood and would literally do anything for each other, including dying. Kid will destroy anyone who laughs at his partner (how he canonically calls Killer), lets himself be recaptured just after he escaped prison to save his partner, and Killer eats a faulty SMILE fruit that stops him from portraying any other emotion than laughing, makes him unable to swim, and doesn't gain him any powers, just to get a CHANCE to save his captain. When Kid saw him laugh while he obviously didn't want to, it broke his heart in many pieces (and ours with it). It's true love, your honor. True, murderous love.

For the Doctor and the Master:

Immortal genderfluid war criminals <333

So we all know the Master has killed plenty of people, but, despite their reputation, the Doctor has killed a more than average number too. Sure they undid the whole destroying their own planet thing, but that's still something the Doctor did. Also there's apparently a novelization out there where, when they were children, the Doctor killed one of their childhood bullies but then made a deal with Death so that the Master had the memory of it and became Death's champion, which is pretty messed up and murder husbandish. There are plenty more war crimes on the Doctor's hands, and the Master has killed countless people in a variety of creative ways. Also, I'm having trouble finding the quote, but I swear the Master once said something to the lines of "trying to kill the Doctor is just my flirting" or something similar. But I do know Missy (also the Master but female at the time) described their relationship as "older than your civilization and infinitely more complex". They love each other, they're constantly trying to destroy each other, they are the only friends they each have who can even begin to understand everything they've been through; they've known each other since childhood and they've watched (and helped) civilizations rise and fall together. They may not be who you first think of for murder spouses but they really are a beautiful example.

[wasyago]

episode 110 spoilers

just like, random thoughts and stuff, mostly bits that i remembered

i sat down to write this i forgot everything oh my god--

in chip's flashback. the black rose pirates following the king to the big sakura tree, and arlin holding baby chip's hand. this. the cutest shit ever, i think i almost cried at the image of this big badass group of pirates and this itty bitty child led gently by his hand. even if i didn't cry before i sure will right now, baby chip you're so dear to me...

QUEEN! they didn't remember anything aughhhhh 😭😭😭😭 and their and chip's little talk about how they're going to put the pieces together :( and their hug :(

whatever drey, finn and earl are doing on the ship... like, what? hello? glad they're having fun tho lol. also wait hold on a second. how did drey answer the call? i mean, probably with his leg or something, if i had to guess. or maybe finn held it up for him. not sure if finn is at it enough to be able to answer the shell by himself, so earl and drey are the only ones who can actually use it. and seing how earl is in a... predicament. hm.

jay saying that when she looks at gillion she sees family. AUGHHHHHHHHHH AUGH AUGH OUGH jay ferin i love you. and this is so important to me not only because like hell yes they're more than friends they're a family, but also for jay of all people, considering her relationship with her blood tied family and how complicated her relationship with this word is.

also girl please do something about your leg, im begging you. the bone is visible, this shit is not going to heal up by itself. i dont know how you're still limping around this must hurt so bad. i guess adrenalin maybe, but still. at least get some bandages or something, i don't know... what is it with jay and her legs actually. she fell off a roof in edison kingdom and landed on a piece of metal that fucked up her leg, and now this.

oh my god niklaus, how could i forget about my babygirl. i mean, what can i say i love this guy. i dont know how many times ive relistened to his intro song, but definitely more than i should've... um. there was a lot of big important lore that i don't have the brain capacity to process rn.... i want to say that niki is the nameless prince and/or the thing trapped in the hole in the sea. because he can only interact with one person at a time by inviting them to his pocket dimension (even with jay it was said that the time around her stopped while she was talking with niklaus), implying that niki is trapped somewhere and this is the only constricted way he can interact with the world. and to answer chip's questions he said he wants freedom more than anything, again implying that right now he doesn't have this freedom. which makes sense, right? but then, the big bad thing was supposedly trapped thousands of years ago (i think?), but niklaus was a world famous pirate lord not so long ago and not trapped anywhere, so.....? idk im probably missing something. can't for the life of me find the moment where they read the nameless prince book so like, whatever.

that moment where jay talked to chip about how she thinks its all her fault and she should've just gave up her arm and leg. and how chip reassures her....... them 🥺🤲 kind of inspired by that post abt chip and jay i reblogged earlier, but these two talking about their emotions and feelings is so dear to me. just, being human with each other and opening up. gill is great ofc, but i feel like for these two its much easier to talk to each other to feel understood and heard. i love them.....

chip is still very much dead and probably won't be resurrected any time soon, so... hooray new undead chip design! but also oh my god my poor boy... forever 19... (also charlie and condi being surprised that chip is only 19. yeah </3) my poor guy my poor baby, he sounds so beaten and depressed in the beginning of the episode, its just breaking my heart qwq...

star and zamia <333 hehe

chip trying to marry igneous. lol. darling chill out, you just got out of one unsuccessful marriage and it didn't teach you anything, you're dead, you're only 19, you've known this guy for like, 2 days? don't get me wrong, godspeed to chip, but cmon man take him out to dinner first or something

and uhhh. the end, that's all i got

[saturn-sends-hugs]

Fruit ask game time!

🍈🍈🍈

HAHAHHAHAHA oh anon i love you

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

this might come as a total shock but he's this silly little guy from star wars and he's a clone and his name is Echo it's Echo none of us are surprised lol

This question is weirdly difficult to answer? Like, so many of my headcanons are either just so ingrained in fandom that they're barely headcanon anymore or I just use them so much that I forget they're not canon lol, but I'm sure I can find a couple:

Echo and Crosshair are besties. If you saw them, you'd probably assume they absolutely couldn't stand each other and the rest of the batch were worried that they'd kill each other in their sleep one night, but they are basically inseparable. Not that you'll ever catch them relaxing together, cause if someone else is in the room, they're probably having a verbal brawl, but yk.

Between him and Fives, Echo was the worse menace. The only reason Fives gets that title from everyone else is because he was a worse liar and no one believed him when he said it was all Echo's idea. Echo just pulls his innocent little smile, says Fives' dragged him into it, and lets everyone roll their eyes and forgive him. Then he turns to Fives with the most shit-eating grin in the world because even if it was his idea, no one will ever believe Fives. Echo knows the rules back to front, and that only lets him break them without anyone noticing. (Rex is very suspicious, but he can't actually prove anything.)

Although I don't make it obvious in every fic, I write Echo as autistic. He reads reg manuals for fun, repeats orders, and gets anxious when people don't follow the rules/the plan they laid out. This is largely projection on my part, but I love highlighting these parts of his character because it kinda bugs me when people write him as boring mom character who's pretty much just there to be backup. I just think it's fun to highlight his struggles and give him some badass character moments at the same time :D

Going along with that, Echo is a picky eater!!! If there's one headcanon that's most important about him to me, it's this one, because I am a seriously picky eater and of COURSE i'm gonna project that on my comfort character. They allude to it in the show of course, but I like to take it from being comic relief into being an actual thing he struggles with and feels self-conscious about. I seriously need to write a fic about it lol, there's so much stuff I want to say.

WHEW ok that feels like a long enough rant lol, I hope these were fun to read! I have like a million more but we don't need an entire essay here lol. Thanks so much for the ask, anon!! <333

[mysticmeena]

assign your moots as the way to protect the female lead’s older brother?

ᴍᴇᴇɴᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇs : okay so I'm assuming this was assigning my lovely moots as twtptflob BUT i added a little twist of how the character assign to my mutuals would react to them

fl!roxana agriche — @that-one-pretty-bitch ( no it's not because of quizzes and what fl you got but the power you two radiate is there and oh another beautiful and intelligent woman just like her? she'll teach you how to kill men and get away with it. and if you already know, you already know what your bonding activities are now )

ashil agriche — @sidra-29 ( must protect. must cherish. must keep that beautiful smile on your face <33333 the days when you're at your lowest, he swears to be right by your side and help you get through these tough times whether be making you smile again or letting you all rant out lisTEN this boy wants to be right by your side don't get too attached to him tho )

jeremy agriche — @rouecentric ( jeremy sees that broken gen z humor of yours and thinks 'finally, some good fucking humor' and if you teach him the vines and memes....my god roue, what have you done?? it's only fair he teaches you how to kill and pulls you for adventures like that i'll go hide in the closest bye )

dion agriche — @d10nsaint ( he read your thirsts posts on him too so congratulate on making his now established ego even bigger. also he wants to see you cry. man gives his therapist therapists so do us a favor and make him ugly, brook, that his world wouldn't even want him back )

griselda agriche — @roseadleyn ( i just know you two would be gushing over books of any kind. so many recommendations and the way you teach her about the language of flowers, she can't help but be mesmerized by the passion in your voice when you talk about your favorite subjects )

charlotte agriche — @dion-s-lawyer ( it's like opposites attract but make it platonic/familial 🥺 the times when you feel like you might make a mistake, she'll help you out despite acting tsun tsun about it but you two could def learn a lot from each other also she loves the edited picture of dion you created )

sylvia pedelian — @lady-navier0357 ( you're so sweet, kind and she loves to converse with you. she would try to learn your home language, try to use and miserably fail but it's something won laugh over and yes she's a hardcore shipper of you and your bf <333 )

cassis pedelian — @acuriousmoon ( you're a soothing presence he can't help but fall back tbh idk how it describe it but it's like two old souls finding each other again and catching up from his crazy in laws to us mutuals with our shenanigans. hope you both enjoy the tea and enjoy the tranquillity before the mood gets ruined >:) )

maria agriche — @dxmoness ( would absolutely be interested in teaching you how to kill your subordinates with a cute umbrella uwu and oh you're writing a murder scene? well, she'll definitely help of you out by figuring the best method to kill so you can make it accurate as possible i'm scared but it's weirdly cute )

sierra agriche — @elychee ( both of you are so precious together agkjfskd it's like a double combo attack whenever you two are together and she loves hearing you simp over alberu ah young love how adorable!! a love like this makes you smile so much eases her heart to know such pure love like this can exist )

maid emily — @loekas ( having a badass maid interacting with you?? i know we all want one she'd teach you the magic from her world in return she's very interested in that story with characters resembling her mistress 👀 plsss i know she'll definitely help you write the story and give you baked goods as rewards )

og!roxana agriche — @cerisearan ( og!roxana is my baby after all she has been through, she's tired but being with you reminds her still has a life and when you talk about your ocs, you'll never have to question if she's listening because she'll ask so many questions about the characters and storyline so hope you're ready for long late night talks )

[thequietkid-moonie]

hi moonie, how are you doing? <3

i just saw your latest honkai post and finally figured it's time to ask you something: who are your favorite honkai & genshin characters? fav characters per game, fav male characters, fav female characters and all of that?

i don't even play those two games (i wanna play honkai so badly but my pc is weak and can't handle any game that isn't a visual novel :') but i still know some characters and feel like i'd love them if i were to play the game

(i watched someone play honkai for like five minutes and fell HARD for acheron lmao--)

anywaysss, i hope you have a lovely day <3 love ya!

Thank you so much for asking V-chaaaan and I really hope you can play Honkai soon!!! is so good 🥺🥺

im doing alright for now, I had a bad dream but right now im at peace, thanks for asking :3 hope you have a good day too <33 love you V-chan

If you only can play visual novels in your pc I can recomend you the one i just started to play! Its called Reverse: 1999, is also a gacha game, is a visual novel but has a combat that is turn based with cards! I think it wont cause troubles to you pc!! If you can play it dont forget to tell me <3

Also, please tell me what characters you think you'll like <3333 pleaseeee

YOU HAVE AWAKEN THE ULTIMATE SIMP THAT LIVES INSIDE OF ME!!! NOW VE PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE RANT!!!

I haven't play Genshin in a while because i felt a little tired and I don't really like the combat based on elental reactions buuuut I love the characters <3333

I guess that male characters from Genshin my favorites come from Fontaine, I totally love Lyney, Freminet and Neuvillete, the three of them are completely diferent from each other but I completely love them!!! Also, i love Wriothesley gameplay, the man literally said Nah i'd win and start punching the enemies with a bare fist, I also totally love and hate Zhongli (stupid old man I love him), Bennet, Razor, Gaming, Gorou and Freminet are my babies and I will protect them with my life <333 and I loooooove Venti's gameplay, he may not be the best by now but I just love him too much <333

And for female characters I hold a really close to my heart Rosario and Kuki Shinobu since they were some of my first characters and helped me a lot!! I love Beidou and Kuki because they are so cool and badass and stronge and girls and pretty and and 😳😳 okay okay, for being extremely cute I love Noelle, Barbara and Lynette, they are so cute, but if we talk about cuteness Nahida and YaoYao are my cutie babies <3333 also, i loooooove Fischl and Furina for their personality, I used to dont like them at all but I end up loving them so much

Nooooow, about Honkai Star Rail <3333 one of my favorites games and special interest!!!

im trying really hard to dont add all the characters haha

First of all, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU WITH LOVING ACHERON!!! she is really beautiful, in the story is she is so misterios and interesting and her gameplay is so cooool!! She does so much damage!! I love her, im always playing with her

Okay okay, now with my favorite characters I want to make a special mention to the MC, it doesn't matter if you choose Caelus or Stelle, both can be incredibly silly and badass (i still dont get over the scene when Ruan Mei's creation use their voice and start crying)

Im focusing now! If we talk about male characters the first ones who comes to my mind are Boothill, Aventurine and Argenti like, i cried for them and I want to protect them but im so down bad for them too , seriously i just want to give them a hug <333 and marry them and make them my male wife I also love Dan Heng and Welt Yang but in a calmer way, like I will love to have them in my live and have a soft fluff romance, I love Sampo because he is funny, like can we be a menance to society together? Please? Also, Misha is my baby, he will always live on my heart, im crying im not saying more

im down bad for Mr Svarog and Screwllum but this stays between you and me alright? im not ready to say that i love robots

Specially mention to Clockie and Hanu xd also to Aha, I love that idiot

Nooooow with the ladies, my dear female characters <333 first of all Firefly, she is the lady that will always live in my heart (i know she is perfectly fine and happy but im still crying for her), Topaz (and conty), Robin, Serval, Tingyun and Ruan Mei lives in my heart and mind free rent, they are so cute, and beautiful and powerful <33 I also love March with all my heart because she is a cutie patootie but in a calmer way too, and, of course, I will love to be a meneance to society with Guinainfei, Bailu and Qingque, Huohuo and Clara are my babies

Specially mention to Phantylia and Yaoshi, they are so beautiful and dangerous! A great match!

[littlerosetrove]

Yoooo another banger episode! Hot dang this feels great, y’all. ✌️ I’m really impressed with their balance of dramatic/emotional scenes with comedic scenes in this episode. It was so fast paced, but somehow they got everything in. Once again seeing the connection of the 118 is all I want. ❤️ That’s a team and a family. This was Athena, Bobby’s, and Hen’s episode. 

Now my initial Spoiler Thoughts for 7x3:

Bobby is a badass! Hahaha Athena saying she wishes Buck could see Bobby do the rescue, and Bobby wishing he’d seen Buck do it instead.

Wes! My man!! So good under pressure helping Bobby and rescuing Norman. And then… yeah I cried when Wes died. What didn’t help was him telling his captain to tell his wife and kid he loves them. =(((((( Another lovely touch was Bobby holding Wes’s hand before he had to leave.

Corey’s family is like Home Alone with Kevin being left. Twice. I enjoyed the chaotic comedy the family gave though.

Norman believes in Bobby. <333 Norman is such a great hype man for Bobby and Wes, but he’s also a bit of a savage with Lola. Well deserved.

Huh, Tommy ready and willing to help people he knew from the 118 to uh, go above board? Well to do a rescue that wasn't sanctioned or whatever the term is. Nice. He’s got a sense of humor too, which I certainly appreciate.

“I think this is an open channel.” himbo Buck 😆

Loved the comedy in the helicopter both times. Honestly great comedic timing from everyone. 

I like that Eddie will have a better memory now in association with helicopters.

Really impressed with the balance of heavier moments with lighter moments, as I said in the non spoiler part, but it’s true.

Dude I was getting misty eyed when the chopper was coming down because they saw the flare. Wtf. 🥲

"Need a lift?" Eddie and Buck saving Bobby and Corey! <333

Don’t think I didn’t miss the blocking on that rescue ship. Buck and Eddie standing next to each other, then Tommy being in the middle. Then Buck doing a “thank you for the help” shoulder grab. People can interpret that however they please, but it really did just look like grateful thanks from Buck to Tommy. And btw, I’m not opposed to Buck and Tommy possibly being romantically involved for a time. Like, I don’t feel strongly about Tommy one way or the other right now, but he seems like a decent dude I guess. While I’m still hoping for a Buck and Eddie endgame, it’s perfectly okay and fine if Buck dates other guys before dating Eddie. That’s life, yeah? (...although I am wondering if Buck will still have a bi awakening, but may not date someone. like. i really don't know, but who knows? maybe Buck and Eddie will still be the first guys they're with. we'll have to wait and see.)

And Lola is back to jail? Prison?? Probably prison this time. I did appreciate that she owned up to her big mistakes and apologized to Norman. 

The Bobby and Athena reunion hug? That was sweet.

Oh so Hen will not get in trouble. I still feel like she’s going on some kinda arc this season, something to deal with… maybe some biases and how she makes calls? Someone else may have phrased this better than me. In any case, I’m curious where it’s all going for her. 

Yay more Hen and Maddie scenes! Heh, and Hen thanking Maddie for - I can’t remember the phrasing now, but basically for being a gossip with Chimney haha.

Athena and Bobby just. laughing at the stress of it all once back home, then…. *sexy music starts playing* 👀 Heyyyyyy. 🤙

Oh! Before I forget. Once again Buck and Eddie were, I think, in every scene together. Never separated. Others in fandom have spotted this *gestures* thing going on this season so far. Any scene Buck is in? Eddie is with him. 👀 Okay. 👀 👀

Another really fun episode. Again I was so happy to see our 118 family talking/calling/communicating with each other. That’s when this show is strongest, when they’re together and not separated *cough* unlike in season 6 and some of season 5 *cough*. Anyway!

Hm, I do think this 3 episode story could’ve been 4 episodes if they had a longer season. But given the time constraint, I think they did a great job. =))

[spextronaut]

My thoughts on this week’s episode of the Mandalorian:

Rip Nevarro ig and they were doing so well smh

If this is another filler ass episode I will be so upset what happened to this being a show about Mando

I wish this wasn’t a Disney show bc these bitches need to be able to curse each other out so bad

Oh thank good Mando is here

BABY GIRL <33333

I do truly miss this being the Mando + Grogu show but I don’t entirely hate what’s happening (I don’t like it tho)

YEAHHHH GROGU <33333

lmao they just have. a fucking talking hammer it’s very funny

You should lay your lives down bc Grogu is cute as shit

Oh okay. That. That’s not what i expected but that’s a slay good job Paz

when people call Din by his proper name <33333

Okay this episode has gotten better since the start that’s fun

Din is being such a goddamn babygirl today I adore him

Mandalorians are really just born to slay huh

Paz is being a badass again I do love him sometimes

This feels like they’re fighting a losing battle and I’m not crazy about thatttt

Well they are at least on the ground

The Armorer my fucking beloved I love when she gets to beat the shit out of people

And the Mandos are winning again they’re slaying so fucking hard <3333

SLAYYYYY I LOVE THEM <333

Once again we’re proving that Din and Bo-Katan work best when they’re together and that’s some sibling shit right there

GROGU!!

omfg they’ve got a fuckin home now <3

Oh god the Armorer wishes to speak with her

Where in the flip flap fuck are they

Oh it’s the sewers it’s been a hell of a minute

Remove her fuckin,,, excuse me what now

The Armorer is making her break the Creed???? Her of all people???

Im so confused what is happening rn

Ohhh bitch Din was the one who was supposed to get this arc fuck you >:(

Din has the Darksaber he should be the one uniting them you fucking whore >:(

She can do it without the Darksaber??? What’s Din meant to do?? Is he gonna lead the Covert while Bo-Katan unites the Mandalorians???

What in the fuck is that it’s very very threatening

Ah hell Moff Gideon is back smh I’m sick of his shit

Mandos rescued Moff Gideon??? What???

Overall this was just… not that good of an episode? Like it was fun and I enjoyed the battles but it really made me realize how far we’ve strayed from s1 and how the writers seem to just not give a shit about Din and Grogu and their arcs anymore

I’d rate it a 3/5 bc there were good scenes but overall it just isn’t that good anymore? Save for designs and acting the show’s gone seriously downhill and I’m hoping that if it gets renewed for a s4 (if it hasn’t already) it starts going uphill again considering all the other shows coming out that can set up future Star Wars projects

Just a side note, but I hate to say that TBoBF did a better job with Din and Grogu than Mando s3 is, and that is really really sad imo. But that just… did better with interactions and characterization, especially with seeing the two of them separated? I think it would’ve been better for Grogu to be seen in TBoBF, have Din give Ahsoka the chain mail, but then we just don’t see Luke give Grogu the option to leave or not? So that way we get to see Grogu hijinks while he’s on his own with R2-D2 and/or Din trying to rebuild himself without his son around or trying to get Grogu back throughout s3

[flygefisk]

OOOO OK YOU ASKED FOR PEOPLE TO ASK ABT YOUR DRAGONS IM SO DOWN, so much so im going off anon for this shit /pos gods im obsessed with howl and synder rn, the writing was phenomenal!!! Since on my side fr is doing its maintenance thingy I cannot look at your lair, but id looove to know more about them!!

Like for example, is there any more about Syndor you can lore drop about? Is he a regular ol guy (species wise) or a lil something else?

Oh and Howl!!! Im sorry if its obvious and I just missed it cause its late but what is she?? It sounds like shes some sort of badass zombie but Id love to know

OH AND i am in fact very curious about the most recent anciets you got, they are so so cool!! I adore gentle giant characters, hugging the big ladies finger rn <333 I unfortuantly dont have a lot of ideas for names for either, but the sea monster is giving me K, A, or M vibe names, ones that sound sing songy to speak!

aaaa thank u!! i have. No confidence in my writing tbh so i very much appreciate it <3

syndor, biologically, is a very average dragon. he's just been through some stuff. he is trying very hard to keep his past in the past. after all, his present is so wonderful.

howl's meant to be a little bit unfathomable, so fair! but they're not a zombie- the body they're in is totally alive. mortal, even. it bleeds! it hungers! i guess they were reincarnated, but with more intent.

i had written more about what howl was before their death but didn't like the pacing, so i scrapped it. the tl;dr version is she was a girl (who was actually transmasc/genderqueer in an era where that was not an option), murdered by a suitor. a wild god found the body, found the wild thing that was howl, and gave it a new life. their initial story + the scrapped portion is under the cut if you want the whole thing!

howl and syndor are kinda two sides of the same coin- howl is completely free from its past, living in the present, happy. i'm not sure how much they remember of their last life. syndor, though, is hiding from his past, it sits like a shackle holding him back. he lives in the present, not out of the joy of life, but because he can never go back and feels he doesn't have a future.

they're good for each other like that. syndor helps howl navigate a new world, howl helps syndor find his own way.

tbh i was kinda thinking calypso for her! iiii haven't had a lot of time to think about either of them tbh, its been. a rough week asfsds

once, long ago, there was a girl. this girl was a farmer's daughter, loved by all in the village for her kindness and beauty.

the girl had many suitors. carpenters, merchants, knights, all loved the girl. she never courted any, though. her father hoped she would marry, find some wealthy husband who could support her, and was always quietly disappointed when she turned them away at the door.

the girl knew what she was supposed to do. she often spent time with the other girls in the village, laughing at their talk of boys and secret kisses and nights spent hidden away together. she knew she was meant to marry a man and have his children and clean his home.

to the girl, this sounded like hell on earth.

the girl had something she was hiding- something that lived within her, something wild and angry, that she could not describe. the something rioted against the idea of being a housewife, reviled the thought of motherhood.

its snarls and howls grew louder and louder with every suitor. she was sure that one day, the something would eat her alive.

-

once, long ago, there was a prince. this prince enjoyed traveling his country, meeting folks from all walks of life, giving gifts that, to him, were pocket change, and, to his subjects, were life-changing. it would be easy to assume this habit made the prince a kind man.

the prince met the farmer's daughter, and was struck by her beauty. he took her polite smile and sweet laughter as acceptance of his courtship.

the prince gave the girl and her family lavish gifts- jewelry, silken gowns, bottles of fine wine each costing more than her home. the girl's parents were overjoyed, of course. they would be nobility, if she married the prince, rich beyond their wildest dreams.

the wild something in the girl howled every time she saw the prince. it snarled when he kissed her hand, screeched when he placed another golden chain round her neck.

she imagined its teeth gnawing at her bones, so full of hatred it tore its own skin with sharp fangs and claws. she imagined her own mouth full of fangs like that. she imagined those teeth tearing into the prince's throat. ripping out his honeyed words. clawing out his selfish eyes. staining that fine silk and velvet with dark blood.

how sweet that would be.

-

once, long ago, there was a farmer. he had a daughter, a kind and beautiful girl loved by all who met her. and his daughter had a suitor, a prince who loved the girl.

the farmer loved his daughter, and wanted her to be happy. he felt that she was unhappy sometimes, though she always wore a sweet smile, and he felt it was due to their lifestyle. he was certain if she married the prince, she would be happy. safe from poor harvests and harsh winters. warm, well-fed, and happy.

the prince came calling one day, while the girl was out, so the farmer happily told him where she had gone. the farmer hoped today would be the day the prince proposed.

the girl was picking berries along the creek- she loved walking in the forest, listening to the sounds of the wind and birds and insects rather than the incessant chatter of the village. quiet and peaceful. the wild something was angrier than it had ever been, but it seemed calmer in the forest.

until her quiet afternoon was interrupted. the prince on his white horse, his voice so loud and vain and self-obsessed. the girl's father had been right, the prince had come to ask the girl to marry him. again.

no, she said, for the dozenth time. the wild something growled. he asked again, insistent and irritating. the wild something snarled. again and again he asked, until it was more of a command than a question, and the wild something howled and bit and clawed until it leapt from her throat, her sweet voice full of rage as she rejected him once and for all.

the flash of metal, the tearing of fabric, of skin. the spilling of blood.

she died with his blood under her nails.

-

once, long ago, there was a god. it was a wild, ancient god, one of blood and lust and life. a forest god.

the god scented blood on the air, civilized blood. it cared little for civilized folks, as most gods do. it cared little whether they lived or died. but it was a curious god, so it tracked the scent, bounding on deers' hooves to its source.

the god's paws left no tracks in the bloodsoaked earth around the creature's remains. it touched the weapon buried in the thing's stomach, ran its talons over the strange covering it wore, brushed a bit of hair from its face. the god considered the creature for a moment: its face contorted in rage, its hands and coverings stained dark. there was another scent here, under the obvious blood and rot, one even more familiar to the god.

a wild something, indescribable even to the god of such things, coiled around the body that was once its own. it stared up at the god, its teeth bared. the god raised its head and howled in its many voices, joined soon by the wolves and coyotes and hawks and hares of the forest, in a mournful harmony of all wild things.

the something howled too, until its song became a scream, letting loose all the sorrow and love and rage of a life that would never have been enough.

the forest went silent. the god lowered its head and nuzzled the something, like a doe to her fawn, like a bear to her cub. wild things understand each other. they understand the cycle, that nothing lasts forever and nothing really dies. the god understood the something's desperate plea, no need for words.

another chance.

-

once, not so long ago, there was a man. he walked through an overgrown forest, dirt on his hands and his shovel. he loved walking in the forest, listening to the sounds of nature. it was calming.

he paused near a burbling creek to wash the sweat from his face. he sighed in grim satisfaction- tired, sore, numb. but it was over.

the man realized, after staring into the water for long minutes, that something was different. wrong. the forest was silent here. his eye was drawn to a large stone behind him- half his height or more, veined with black and glittering white patches. on its face, a handprint made of something dark.

a strange impulse took over, something wild within him, and he began to dig.

a scraping sound. crumbling earth. cracking twigs. then, light. sunlight. warm and bright and so welcome after so long in the dirt.

the creature reached out from its grave. its hands- long, clawed, discolored- shook as it pulled itself up. it blinked against the morning light, yawned as though waking from a long nap.

it almost didn't notice the man with the shovel. he stared at it, his expression unreadable. it ignored him, letting the world wash over it: a cool breeze on its face, the sound of the water, of birds and insects, of wind through the leaves, the cloying scent of dark earth giving way to flowers and trees.

finally, the man held out a hand- blistered, covered in soil- and the creature let him pull it from the earth.

the man removed his cloak, wrapping it around the creature's broad shoulders. it rubbed the fabric between its clawed fingers- soft, warm, dark like good soil- and smiled. it should have been frightening, with its sharp teeth, but the man just smiled back.

wild things understand each other.

[moved-to-cinnamon-phrog]

001 FOR THR ASK THING I NEED TO KNOW

Here have this incoherent ramble <333

Favorite character: DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! AAAAAAAAAA

When I first got into it I really liked Duck, then I grew to really like Yellow, but now… I can’t choose no matter the situation. They’re all my lovely skrungly gremlins, I love them equally, yet in… different ways? Same love, but… different reasons.

Least Favorite character: …………………..the larvae creature from webseries 3. Real ones will get it.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

********DEEPLY INHALES********

Well. You know I don’t… se the characters the same ways that you do. Of course, specifically Yellow and his age. And I deeply respect you for your views, as well as your ships.

I… I quite like fluffybird. It’s nice, ‘classic’. It realy got me into the fandom and I fiit funny. Red and Duck are like those two friends where they both get up  to mad shit when unattended together. Old man yells at old man. Wonderful. Noit much can be said that hasn’t been said already, really. And also, along with that, lately I’ve really been liking….. imma call it rubberduck.

Kind of fruity to longingly look at a picture of your dead mate, hand on your heart, while sitting on his bed and singing longingly about your old life together. Kinda fruity to wear his overcoat and be so grief-stricken that you grab a shovel to dig him up.

Third, uh…. LOVEBUG! I’m as sucker for LoveBug because realistically Warren could NOT pull Shrignold but it’s funny to imagine the most homophobic little insect falling for the grossest ickiest boy ever and believing him  to be a miracle sent from Malcolm himself.

…………………………………………I’m also a PaperWiresandClockwork enthusiast because I believe in ‘make love, not war’. I don’t like seeing people fight over Padlock and DigitalTime, it’s kind of…. Uncomfortable? Especially when genders are brought up. From my own pansexual perspective I see no problem why Tony shouldn’t be with either of them. Unless he’s related to one or one was actually a child, which isn’t likely. Also TimeChild is their son <3 he has his Clock Dad’s posh accent, his Computer Dad’s technological advancement, and his Paper Mum’s creativity.

Fifth….. Lesley and Roy. I like the idea of them being bitter eldritch divorces fighting over the custody of their creations [and son], but I also like their Padlock-esque darkness, where they beat the shit out of eachother and end up fine a second later.

Character I find most attractive: ………again, Christ, don’t make me choose between these cringefail grimy loser men……. With their stupid cute mullet and old man twead dress sense and a literal nudist.

Character I would marry: ………….there’s three of them…………… I can have three wives…………. Wow…………………….

Character I would be best friends with: Hmm… Sketchbook. She seems really chill in comparison to the other teachers and I think I’d get along with them. Also Grampa Chooch [my name for Transport Guy]. Because he’s funny. But in all honesty I want to be friends with all of them because they’re all  so dear to my heart <3

A random thought: Yum yum yum

An unpopular opinion: uh…………………… creativity is creativity, as long as it’s not illegal or would be deemed illegal if it was real.

My Canon OTP: 1920 [Roy and Lesley’s shipname, which I like a lot so props to whoever came up with it]

My Non-canon OTP: ………..FluffyBird has not been officially confirmed, it is basically confirmed but not properly. Also RubberDuck.

Most Badass Character: Duck. I don’t even need to explain he’s just so slay. The serve. Go girl give us nothing.

Most Epic Villain: Lesley. Sorry Roy but she is absolutely serving in that outfit. The reveal. The absolute glamour.

Pairing I am not a fan of: uh………. I’m pretty chill with it. I’m even chill with Claire. I’m  just not fond of incestuous/predatory ships. At all. In fact they can go into the greasefire.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): …no one? They’re all done pretty well to me, there’s not much to add here.

Favourite Friendship: Red and Yellow. Despite me literally F/O-ing the Three of Them, I like Yellow and Red being friends to each other, friends so tight they share a love. Slay.

Character I most identify with: …the reason I love the three is how deeply I relate to all, but all in different ways.

Red because of his deep need to find others ‘like him’, but when he does… they end up not liking him. As a foster child, who never knew much of my own family at all, but then meeting my dad’s side it just… it gets me in the gut every time.

With Duck, it’s the annoyance. I can be annoying, I can awfully blunt, and unknowingly mean without ever even knowing it.

With Yellow… it’s the constant bashing he gets for being him and for accidental mishaps. He just wants to create, be it music or paintings, but nobody wants to let him flourish, they won’t let him think. Sometimes it hurts when I try to think, when it’s too loud or I’m overstimulated.

Character I wish I could be: OATS. REAL ONES’LL GET IT.

[chryzure-archive]

HI MEM!! here’s a pass to go on a book rant (because i love when you’re a hater hehe… esp if we’re hating together >:)) AND AS FOR TRYSI ASKS… gimme some songs for them pre-breakup and post-breakup 😳😳 i expect ANGST!!

THANK YOU FOR THE RANT PASS, WE ALL KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO RANT ABOUT THIS TIME… I’M SORRY, I HAVE OTHER BOOKS I COULD RANT ABOUT, BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE DISGRACE OF A SPIN-OFF SERIES THAT DID MY PRETTYBOY SOO DIRTY

re: evangeline being a shitty character. hoh boy. yikes. like, she was pumped straight out of “generic ya protagonist” factory with all the default settings and stephanie went “yes, this is good character building”. …. i’d be more interested in a shallow character. i said it in my previous tags, but there could at least be a somewhat interesting dynamic there. maybe it would be hilarious to stick jacks with a character boring as bricks!!!! ((this is why simeon and jacks make a very funny friendship dynamic)). maybe it would be cool to explore a character that’s shallow developing depth??? maybe we could have a character with, like, a legit backstory? but a) evangeline’s boring, and b) she’s just a poorly-written reader-insert, since stephanie wanted to appease the fangirls in love with this bitchy fate. sorry, but jacks wants a bitch <3 he needs a spitfire girl to keep him in his place <333 evangeline needs to go to her pre-calc class, she’s failing rn.

((related: still thinking of that one post i saw where somebody was like “stop saying evangeline is stupid and make bad decisions! she’s just feminine! say you hate women next time!” …… so naturally feminine women make bad decisions??? they’re stupid?????? is that what you’re saying??? also, like??? the original protagonists were highly feminine characters??? i’m so confused with how femininity MUST mean trad-wife, LIKE WHAT??? ? anyway, evangeline is a bad character, but not bc she’s feminine. it’s because she’s poorly written.)

OH YEAH, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU A) ADMIT TO NOT KNOWING HOW YOU WANT TO END THE SERIES, AND B) ADMIT THAT YOU PLOTTED THE SECOND NOVEL FROM JACKS’S POV AND DECIDED TO LEAVE EVANGELINE WAITING AROUND FOR HIM TO COME BACK WITH PLOT-RELAVENT DETAILS???shitty, boring writing, couldn’t figure out what to do, so we leave the protagonist in her perfect little cage because she’s a boring doll for jacks to toss around when he’s around. no, sorry—because even if evangeline were a doll, she would be a more interesting character. i mean it.

((side note: you can have a traditionally feminine character with pink hair actually do shit btw…. like luna rune is right there, getting shit done, and then she’s happy to settle down with simeon and have three kids. like, it makes sense for her character arc to be badass and travel through time, and then end up with a happy life at the end of it all…… it’s possible to write something where that’s fulfilling. god, it’s like stephanie wrote a random character and decided to slap jacks’s name on him so he could be attractive as a “villain”. he’s a sopping wet cat with the remains of his failed schemes scattered around him. ALSO, HE’S NOT MUSCULAR, HE CAN’T FIGHT, THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN SHOOT A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW.))

i’m DONE.

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anyway.. trysi pre-breakup:

every little thing she does is magic by the police ((…PEAK HIGH SCHOOL TRYSI, I CRY))

only the good die young by billy joel ((i like thinking of chrysi pulling tris from his shell to this song… tris’s mom does NOT like chrysi, because chrysi gets him in a lot of trouble, so that’s what this song makes me think of :)) that said, tris’s dad LOVES chrysi for that exact reason LMAO))

kiss me you animal by burn the ballroom ((he sings this and then goes on a date with chrysi and is like “;;;;;;;;;;; hi…… can we… what if we… uhhh kiss?” “……..you remember those cleaning closets. why are you acting like this?” UMM…))

trysi post-breakup:

superstar by carpenters ….. IT’S FINE, THIS SONG DOESN’T KILL ME EVERY TIME.

always something there to remind me by naked eyes ((lyrically… it’s a bit upbeat for their breakup, but the lyrics are soooo tris going around and being reminded of their relationship. he loved her so much…))

more than a feeling by boston (again, lyrically, it fits?? but it’s a bit more upbeat than i think tris would listen to. THAT SAID, I LOVE THIS SONG TOO MUCH. YOU’RE STUCK WITH IT.)

i hope ur doing well (feat. colliding with mars) by savage ga$p, colliding with mars ((juno and i love to say that tris would make songs abt chrysi like this allll the time if his bandmates didn’t stop him. it’s so whiny <33 i think it’s hilarious))

i wanna know by tea ((OKAY, LIKE, I’M ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS ONE. I LOVE THE LYRICS AND THE VIBE. IT’S TRIS AND CHRYSI ABOUT EACH OTHER))

the killing kind by marianas trench ((particularly the way it sounds, but lyrics fit somewhat??? i loooove this song though hehe))

unrelated songs that make me think of tris:

night life by hello atlantic ((tris accidentally turned into a murderous vampire on one of his concert nights??? oh???? and chrysi now has to help him??? what a shame!))

sad (clap your hands) by young rising sons ((he’s my pathetic little babygirl, you must understand…))

coward by those who dream ((PEAK TRIS SONG, HE’S GOT SOOOO MUCH UNRESOLVED ANXIETY. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT))

rot by dbmk ((idk, it makes me think of him… the idea that he’s rotten to the core appeals to me, like—i think he views himself that way!!! esp when he can’t control his magic and he hurts ppl because he gets easily distressed—but also, that he wants so much more, and it makes him feel like he’s rotten??? AAUGH.))

dream on by aerosmith ((mostly, i think he’d like this song in general. and he’d sound soooo pretty while singing it <33))

[gothsuguru]

KAIRO KAIROKAIROOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR OC'S PLEASEEE PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW ALL ABT THEMM:333333333333 - @teddybeartoji

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ASK I HAVE EVER BEEN ASKED SO THANK YOU FOR MAKING HISTORY MICKEY <333 omfg okay i’m literally jumping w excitement let me tell you everything about my favorite bastards <333 i’ll say their names & jobs now and then i’ll go into detail :3

dmitri king (assassin), xavier rayne (assassin/home fatale, spy), icarus (thief), damien romanov (assassin/home fatale/spy + poison concocter), silas kane (hacker)

okay so they’re all in a group together and as you can see they’re all criminals, BUT, as atonement they somehow found themselves in a robin-hood esque group where they help those less fortunate/who’ve been hurt by other criminals/the rich and help them out w whatever they need! they’re a group of hilarious bastards i Love them :3

and then they all have dilfy dads and i WILL get into that as well <333 MORE INFO UNDER THE CUT :>

OKAY SO!!!!!

- dmitri is one of my first proper oc’s i ever created and she’s my utmost beloved <333 she has a scar on her left eye and her iris in that eye is a blood red color (because panache) and she also has a scar on her heart — i’ll explain these a little bit later! but she currently works as an assassin alongside her friends that she’s made in the business! she’s a bastard, witty, funny, & a bad bitch/chaotic dumbass and i Love her so much <3

she also owns a male strip club called “Eros” where her father used to work as a dancer — a beautiful man who’s a psychopathic evil dilf — he had her VERY young and he would use her almost in a kid-fighting ring & would take her along during hits where he’d seduce & kill his marks while she watched. he also tried killing her when she was a kid (stabbed her in the heart and kissed her, and then he left her in an open grave where she crawled out of) + years later she gains another “father figure” when she’s put into the system but he cuts her eye during a fight they have and she kills him and burns the house down while she laughs (insane breakdown but she’s a bit psychopathic so she doesn’t care anymore)

she grows up doing hit jobs and for lore i made her handler xavier’s father — he finds her all bloody and covered in soot because she’s crawling away from the burning home <333 and he gets her a job with an Assassin Guild where she ends up being the top assassin <3 she doesn’t care for the title, she just enjoys killing :3 as she grows older she becomes the owner of Eros and a protector of those who work there! (another assassin oversees the strip club when she’s not there, his name is adrian storm he’s very sexy & sexually sadistic :3 he’s tall & has tan skin + wavy purple hair in a half up-half down style and he carries a whip w him :3)

but omg yeah dmitri my bestie she’s very beloved to me :3 i love my badass assassin so much <333 there’s a lot of STORY behind her character but this is just a lil taste! she has a very Rough childhood but doesn’t pay it any mind honestly! except one day during a heist at a fancy party she ends up seeing her dad… chaos ensues…

- xavier rayne is so beautiful to me he was my first male oc :3 devastatingly beautiful, he has hair like geto’s where it’s in a bun & he has bangs! he’s tall and a bad bitch <3 he’s the mastermind/leader of this criminal group and as a child i think he had a backstory similar to black widow in which he was trained to be a spy/assassin and he’s an homme fatale — he uses his beauty to get what he needs.

(fun fact, when dmitri’s dad fucks off after he stabs her, he ends up in the place where they train young boys to become assassins/homme fatales as xavier & damien’s teacher!) in order to become a Proper Assassin he had to fight to the death against other aspiring assassins (he won which shows how strong & powerful he is — not as much as dmitri ofc ;) they originally met when he was sent to kill dmitri and he tried flirting w her but she was SOOOOOOO oblivious he was so done w her and when she realized he was flirting w her she was like “you can continue please continue” and then he bonked her on the head and said “no.” <333 beloved losers turned besties

- damien romanov grew up in a very strict household, i think his father wanted him to become a violinist and it was just a VERY cold home/relationship! certain events happen and he ends up at the same assassin guild and becomes a spy & he concocts poisons/is very well-versed with medicine as well! he has shoulder length black hair and stormy grey eyes <333 he’s very beautiful & lethal :3

- ICARUS!!!!! beautiful gorgeous fun baddie <333 he’s an art/jewelry thief! he loves the finer things in life so he became a thief <3 he grew up in the circus and left as a preteen! his father… is a bit insane but also very kind yet sociopathic… if that makes sense </3 icarus has hair like gojo’s just a lil tiny bit longer & tan skin <333

THE BADDEST BITCH EVER! actually icarus + dmitri + xavier + damien + silas (coming up) met at an art museum where they were each sent to retrieve something! (it was a set up from some evil organization methinks) ((idk if you’ve ever watched leverage but this entire group is based off that group and so is the art museums thingy!)) also icarus & xavier end up dating :3

- silas kane! he’s a hacker and he’s the sweetest one of the group and also one of the smartest! he lives with his grandma and everyone loves going to his house for a sense of normalcy :’) he ends up dating damien :3

there’s soooooooo much lore esp with each of their own individual backstories & how they all interconnect! (and TRUST… they interconnect.) i just loved the idea of criminals getting together robin-hood style <333 they’re all so feared but as a group they’re witty dorky goobers ;3 and then also… all their DADS are assassins in a group together too unbeknownst to the children… certain dads try to look out for their kids but others (dmitri’s dad) are praying on their downfall 😭 but also the dads don’t know that their kids are in a robin-hood esque group either until the party… omg let me open google docs rn [the kids and dads are also shocked when they realize they know the OTHER children of the other dads because like i said… all fates & meetings are interconnected 🤭]

BUT OMG TELL ME ALLLLLLLL ABOUT YOUR OC’S MICKEY <333 KNOWING YOU THEY’RE GONNA BE SO COOL AND SEXY

[sr4wberrydr3amz]

OK OK AU TIME

What's it about?: This particular AU is about Sally Face if Addison apartments wasn't as screwed up as it was. so no murders are covered up by the cult and no curse binds peoples souls to the Apartments. This means sal never goes on trial for murder, Larry doesn't take his own life, Chug, Soda and everyone else in the Apartments do NOT die and Maple and Todd don't go crazy. This also means that badass Ashley being possessed by sal never happens but hey, it's whatever. Oh, also Lisa and Sal's dad are still together because yes.

Ash(23): she acts like how she does on the game, the cool nonchalant friend and she's dating sal, yes, I ship Sal and Ash and not Sal and Travis, don't worry though, if your a fan of Travis he does get a boyfriend (my oc :3) Ash is one of the people closest to Sal (besides Larry, obvi) and is super supportive and kind towards him, Ash is also really protective of sal and is sceptical of the paranormal explaining everything away with logistics and common sense. Sal and Ash act the same that they do in the game and have had the same experiences as they do in the game + the ones I come up with.

Sal(23): Sal is also how he is in the game, his pigtails are normally up but down sometimes, he is dating Ash and they are very cute together. Since he moved into Addison he has become frenemies with Travis, even closer with Larry and obviously, started dating Ashley. The same way Ash is protective of him, he's protective of her, defending her from people who like to talk shit.

Larry(24): Larry is Sal's step brother, the stereotypical stoner metal head, very nice though, he isn't dating anybody because as he puts it "I'm too cool for people", in reality he just doesn't put himself out there, genuinely he doesn't want to. Larry is usually antisocial, staying in his room in the basement, listening to music and playing video games.

Todd(23): Todd is a nerd, a complete dork. He is dating his boyfriend Neil, who's two years older than him, and has been since he was a freshman in highschool. Todd is a complete believer in the paranormal and actively tries to seek out ghosts even when it's a bad idea, he is usually studying computer science and his house smells like W:3ed because his parents are smokers. He is very smart and logical (unless it comes down to the paranormal)

Neil(25): probably won't show up much, he's tall, very kind towards Todd and his friends. Neil is dating Todd, and is also quite smart.

Travis(23): Travis is queer, but, his dad is homophobic, he has a boyfriend named Ezra (MY OCCCC) who he has to hide from his father but can freely love while with Sal and his group. Travis is hard to write because we see so little of him in the game, same with Neil so I'm trying by best guys 😭.

Ezra(24)I'm going to do a whole descriptions on his, hair eyes, skin because he's not a canonical character and just an oc :/. Ezra is Travis's boyfriend, he lives in Addison apartments and has dark brown hair with an almond skin tone (Google it I swear my boy is not an almond) Jax has vitiligo on his hands, face and legs. He's very self conscious about it but Travis always assured him of how beautiful he thinks Ezra is. Ezra has got a very gothic/emo style, but, comfy gothic/emo, owning wayyyyy to many sweaters and jeans Ezra is really sweet and loving towards everybody. He doesn't have a good home life so he tries to give everybody the best time he can give them because he knows how it feels to be belittled by someone you trust and love.

ANYWAYS those are the characters that will actually show up most of the time, if you have ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE LEAVE THEM 🙏🙏🙏🙏WE CAN ALSO DO AN AU Q&A :333

OKOKOKOK BYEEE THANK YOU FOR READING!!!! 💕

[pasteloctoz]

FL- First listener, most relatable to me, non-canon romances, Gavin, My version is an emo biker so like- yes, 100% a kinnie for them.

Darlin- Also pretty relatable to me, Their personality is just so <333, They 100% used to go to a fighter club or whatever, I probably kin them somewhat, Sam is also bbg.

Sweetheart- Badass, detecitve, "BOO!!!"- SH every audio, They've probably picked up some of Milo's accent since theyve been together for 6 years, they don't care about what they wear (masc or fem) 100%.

Baaabe- Impecable fashion sense, probably some sort of influencer, but still has an office job????, bbg <33333, Asher, Just Asher, my version is 100% a roseboy/drag queen I mean come on (unintentional considering how many drag queen race references asher makes-).

Lovely- Their personality is also <3333 very bbg, unironically probably the only natural blonde of any of the listeners, they joke abt Vinny being his sugar daddy (but its not a joke its true), they definitely shock random people every once in a while just enough to make em think its static.

Also they are all 100% a friend group (with angel ofc, they're my 6th)

You know what FUCK top 5 characters give me ur top 5 fav listeners

[milucas]

Can I have some clingy davey hcs plss

Also this is my first time requesting

ofc!! happy to have you <333 this did turn into more of just. general davey simping hcs but whatever

clingy davey hcs

characters: david shaw, lil bit of asher

pairings: david x angel (reader, gender-neutral)

cw: none, just fluff

mkay so we all know he is not the most physically affectionate person

but when he gets clingy, he gets clingy

i imagine he usually gets clingy when he's really tired or overwhelmed

so angel will immediately know something's wrong bc as soon as they get home davey is hugging them and nuzzling into their neck and just being super soft and cuddly

angel is immediately like "something is wrong. what's wrong"

and davey is also not one for talking about his problems so he just kinda grunts and pulls them onto the couch or bed or whatever soft piece of furniture is closest and cuddle all the pain away

if we're talking just regular davey though, i think his love language is quality time

so he just constantly wants to be around his loved ones. all the time.

like when he and asher were roommates, anytime asher was doing anything not in his private space david would be there too. anytime ash tries to call him on it david gets all grumpy and he makes this exact face

>:(

and he says something like "i don't know what you're talking about, this is a complete coincidence im just doing [insert random task here that he definitely wasn't doing]"

he does the same thing with angel when they start living together

as much as he complains about angel's gaming habits, any time they are sitting playing one of their so-called "pointless games" david is always nearby.

maybe he has work to do and he just happened to move next to angel bc oh the wifi is better in there or there's better lighting

angel sees through all of his excuses ofc

he's a pretty awful liar when it comes to this kind of stuff

he just wants to be near his mate bc he's actually a big softie but he denies it every chance he gets bc. yknow. he has his badass pack alpha rep to keep up.

he's such a simp for angel he would literally do anything for them and he knows he's not that great at showing how he feels, so instead he tries to show it by being near them all the time

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Heyyyy I saw that you were doing matchups, so here I am!!! (I'm vv fond of matchups!)

Anime: Bungou Stray Dogs pronouns: they/she MBTI: ISTP sexuality: bisexual appearance: 5'3 (162 cm), chubby, silky black short hair that doesn't even reach the shoulders, dark eyes personality: I'm a super-sensitive person, and get hurt by others' words easily. I also get irritated and angry at the slightest things and am not afraid to show it. I'm the kind of person who finds it hard to say no to others' requests. I am an introvert in general, but I love spending time with those I trust. It takes me time to trust people because I've been betrayed by friends multiple times. I enjoy staying up late at night doing what makes me happy. likes: the color black, dogs love language: physical touch, quality time random facts: I'm a brown belt in Karate (the second belt after mine is black, the kinda highest level), I enjoy swimming, and I absolutely love singing. My favorite music genres include pop and pop-punk.

thanks for hosting this <333

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.4K

A/n: tysm KitKat :) Btw guys my inbox is filled and I might not be able to do all of them for a while so be patient please? :>💕

I match you with...

Chuuya Nakahara!

I think that if you're a sensitive person, Chuuya is a good option cause he will absolutely treat his s/o like a queen and I know that you like him so yay! XD

He is also fond of dogs! Those cute fluffy creature bring out the sensitive little boy out of him! Tbh I've always wanted to watch the movie "Hachy: a dog's tale" with him cause I know that by the end of that movie we'll both be crying and sobbing (definitely recommend it, you should watch if you like crying over movies like I do lol)

He finds it very badass that you know karate, I mean he's a huge fan of fighting and he would find it so attractive if your train in front of him, specially if you're wearing your belt. He might even try to compete with you at some point and maybe he'll let you win to see that smile he adores on your face.

Chuuya is a very protective guy. He will not give into people easily so if he is in a relationship with you, be certain that you are truely especial to him. With that being said, Chuuya will not let anyone lay a finger on his most precious, so if anyone dares to upset you or offend you, theyre absolutely done for.

When he finds out about your disability to say no to others, he's a bit irritated cause he hates to see you uncomfortable, so he will help you work on that.

Chuuya would love to stay up with you because just like you he loves to be doing what he likes with people he loves, all you have to do is not letting him drink any wine cause this guy has a low alcohol tolerance and will pass out after a few glasses of wine lol.

May I suggest you to braid his hair before going to bed? I mean he might not even show it but he adores the sensation of you hands on his hair and how your eyebrows knot together in concentration. It just makes him feel so relaxed that he might fall sleep under your touch and I promise you that is the most adorable sight you'll ever see in your life :)

Thanks for participating baby!