#Just spitballing ideas

[mustasekittens]

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[warning-heckboop]

We never see King Gristle Jr.'s mother alive. She likely died not long after he was born.

But, maybe, before she died, her husband gifted her with the chance to be happy one last time. It wasn't Trollstice, but he had a small meal made for her regardless.

The Trolls weren't normally bothered other than on Trollstice. They were unprepared when the chefs came to gather them. Children were away from their parents, unprotected. It was chaos.

Perhaps it was then that the Troll queen--Peppy's wife, Poppy and Viva's ever-loving mother--was captured, in her attempts to protect the other children of their kind that she valued just as much as her own family. It was ironic--the imminent death of one queen causing the loss of another.

Other trolls were lost that day, too. Perhaps Branch's parents as well, who had panicked and gone out searching for their five sons who weren't home at the time of the attack, only to be captured themselves while their sons made it into hiding.

The worst part of it all? The Bergen queen perished before her meal was finished being prepared anyway.

[letmeremindyouvn]

An ask I recently got has made me want to draw Zecharias tearing through Backroom entities like wet paper to protect MC, without MC even seeing him do it.

Like they turn away from him for a second and when they turn back, he's covered in blood and dragging one of those wire entities from Kane Pixel's Backroom videos away from them.

[owlbear33]

it's funny really, back during Lancers' development I had some funny ideas around adapting the ruleset to spaceships, because honestly, I'm so much more into spaceships than mechs

of course, it never went anywhere because I don't really know the first thing about ttrpg dev, just a lot of ideas

but thinking about the lancer sizes adapted to spaceships, well I have ideas

using Star Wars ships as examples 1/2 - interceptors (also people in space suits), think tie fighters and A-wings 1 - mainline fighters, X-wing 2 - heavy fighters and light Bombers, Y-wing 3 - gunships, heavy bombers, B-wing 4 - corvettes, light freighters, Millenium Falcon

like it's narrower than Lancer but still good

[secretfanficaccount]

sometimes i think about how i’m not happy right now. like i’m not sad but i’m definitely not happy i’m just alive living each day just being alive and some days i am sad but i never able to tip over into happy. it’s like every time i feel like i’m almost there and the scale has almost tipped into happy it stops just millimeters away and i am sent back to just existing. and it’s not like i don’t want to be happy i pray,plead and beg for a life of happiness and love but it at times seems like it’s just not in the cards for me. that i was made and put on this earth just to exist to experience other’s happiness never truly experiencing my own.

[koodless]

More Dark Fantasy stuff

Just doodles and wondering what Judy Blashy would be like in here (she's like a whimsical forest creature that stumbles into the wrong place and Hotels like "you!")

[mikurulucky]

Ok but what if...

So I like to think that the jr. and sr. parts in the poppy bros jr. and poppy bros sr. are more titles than indications of age. A child poppy bros in this case would be called a lil poppy bros (or chibi poppy bros perhaps) and they'd be WAAAAY smaller. Same applies to baby poppy bros, they'd also be called lil poppy bros.

So headcanon time. The reason we don't see many poppy bros sr.'s in the games, especially nowadays, is that the gene that makes them real large is a recessive trait. Unless one or both parents are large enough to be poppy bros sr.'s or otherwise have the gene that allows for large sized offspring, the chances of a poppy bros growing up to become a sr. is usually small and random with a rare chance of offspring to become one due to traits inherited from their grandparents, thus skipping a generation. They're usually considered a jr. or sr. at adulthood or late adolescence once they've finished growing or shortly before.

Due to the rarity of sr.'s in their population they were often regarded as powerful fun loving leaders in the early games (like in Kirby's Adventure), the one who ALWAYS starts bomb parties or fireworks displays. These days, since we don't see poppy bros sr.'s in newer Kirby games, this practice would've likely faded over time due to various changes that were made in Dreamland society and possibly with poppy bros sr.'s becoming even more rare for one reason or another.

It's also possible for a set of poppy bros siblings to become different sizes, one being considered a jr. and the other considered a sr. This is also a fairly rare occurrence and tends to happen due to one parent being a poppy bros jr. with the large size gene with the other being a poppy bros sr. outright. It's even more rare with twins.

[mythrilpencil]

What if the first early-game signs that the farlands are creeping closer is that things in town/other settlements start being…off. It starts slowly and subtly—like a tree in someone’s yard having a different trim despite the owner never trimming it; then the tree’s leaves are different shapes. And if this game leans pretty hard into the Minecraft side of things, even your own builds start getting messed with, with blocks being altered or replaced. The off-ness gets worse throughout the game as the farlands get closer, and also as you get closer to the farlands yourself.

Maybe people blame the main baddie for things being off, as if they are the one directly causing the weirdness. So at around the midpoint or so of the game, you square off against them to try and tell them to cut it out, only to find out about the farlands (if you haven’t wandered that far on your own already because open world). So you find out that the main baddie considers themself a Well-Intentioned Extremist, with a “plan” to stop the farlands’ approach that is probably objectively a bad idea for everyone involved. So your goal becomes stopping the farlands’ approach while also not letting the main baddie go through with their insane plan to do so themselves.

As for legendaries, what if there are original legendaries directly based off of/inspired by the Minecraft bosses like the Warden and the Wither, native to the farlands? And the legendaries from other games that you can find in the farlands have something off about them too, like knowing specific moves that they can’t possibly learn in other games. And the Ultra Beasts are slightly more common than other legendaries.

Maybe the main baddie’s plan has something to do with all the Unown that can be found in the farlands??

(Edit: sorry @melonsap I got shy lol 😅)

There should be an open world Pokémon that just keeps going like Minecraft, but then as you reach the end of what the game can keep track of memory wise, it just becomes the Farlands.

You can find tons of Unown here and VERY occasionally legendaries. There are doors interspersed that are one-way tickets to random town areas, like the Pokémon Center or Bill's house. The climax of the plot involves the knowledge that the farlands are steadily creeping closer and the main baddie is going to absurd lengths to try and stop it. Just really lean into the cosmic horror aspect of Pokémon as reality collapses.

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[the-phoenix-heart]

I'm on episode three of the live action avatar the last airbender, and while I'm not a fan of all the changes they have made with her character, I love that Azula's cover story when she infiltrates the rebels is "I lost my mother and brother in the siege of ba sing se." What an unhinged way for her to reword her real circumstances. I can just see her coming up with this story and learning, telling it to herself over and over again so it can be it's most convincing. "My family was perfect before the seige of ba sing se. Then my cousin died and my uncle was never the same. My mother disappeared one day and never returned. My brother was burned and died (to me)." Love the idea she uses this as an opportunity to roleplay her trauma and allow herself some grief.

[freewayshark]

I think the issue that pops up a lot where people are asking for buddie things that would be actually detrimental to canon (ie, buddie hookup at the Madney wedding despite both of them having other people rn) is that I don’t think some people get the difference between “I would love to read this in fic” and “I want this to be what happens on the show”

[wyvernity]

wip posting just to get something out there, and it's def a mixed bag!! the only thing more inconsistent than my posting schedule is my art style RIP

[blindmagdalena]

Hello!

Wonderful "Eat Your Ego, Honey" got me wondering:

what would happen if Homelander was interested in a stripper?

She's known for her dancing and, he sensed, her secret superpower/-s. Would he be furious that a girl dances in front of some "dirty" men? Would he torture her for being afraid of him? Would he be uncomfortable with the smell of her sweaty body?

I literally see scene of meeting: she's dancing to gothic metal in the dim lights of the room; Homelander is freaking out, jealous and horny (because he feels like she's having a blast dancing).

Thanks for your fanfics, I adore it! Because of your headcanons I fell in love with Homelander and decided to watch the series...

anon. the absolute RABBIT HOLE you sent me spiraling down with this ask is genuinely insane. firstly tho, thank you!! i'm so happy you enjoy my work and have been inspired to watch the show! i hope you love it as much as i did.

okay, now, onto the meat of this. i can't imagine Homelander ever being in a strip club, but i absolutely can see Vought having a dancer supe who performs at shows! and then i started thinking about what kind of powers she might have.

(this got long. strap in.)

and okay. bear with me here. i have the FAINTEST memory of a kids show (something like goosebumps or are you afraid of the dark) where they told a monkey-paw type story of a girl who wished that everyone would like/love her. and of course this turned out to be a fucking nightmare. people were obsessed with her automatically to a scary degree and she was eventually swarmed and maybe killed by the aggression of the adoring crowd? i don't remember.

but that made me think about her power being something of that nature. a chemical that compels people to adore her. when she sweats, and that sweat evaporates off of her skin, it fills the air people in the vicinity inhale it. it's what makes her dances so incredibly popular! but too much exposure to her powers can cause, uh... scary side effects in people. make them deranged. obsessive.

she hates it. it's destroyed all the relationships in her life. it's pretty much inevitable that she'll eventually effect the people around her, and it either freaks them out to the point they break contact with her or creates a completely inauthentic infatuation with her. it's impossible for her to know if anyone actually likes her, or if they're just under the influence of her powers.

she, like Homelander, would know what it's like to be "loved" in the most hollow sense of the word.

how cut to Homelander who's present at one of these shows where she's dancing and oh my god something smells incredible. downright intoxicating. it calls to every fiber of his being and he follows the scent of it until he's close enough to the stage, and it shocks him to his core to realize it's a person.

except! Homelander is so fucking chock full of V himself that he's not wholly affected by her... idk, pheromones? whatever you want to call her aura of effect. but he IS intrigued by it. by her. by the way her body moves and how she seems to have cast a SPELL on the entire audience.

he expects he'll be able to get a chance to speak with her after the performance, but bafflingly, she gets the FUCK outta there as soon as her set is done. naturally he has to follow!!!!

and okay i just had so many ideas for this! i even thought of One Single Friend she has who's a fellow supe and, due to his own powers, he's immune to her effect. i haven't figured out how exactly. maybe he doesn't breathe the way normal humans do. or he has some kind of innate filtration that makes him immune to gasses and things. his supe name is something stupid like... The Filtrator.

speaking of which her supe name would probably be like. Enchantress. something that alludes to the charming effect she has. but her friend knows how her powers work and he playfully calls her The Perspiren. perspiring siren. 😭😂

anyways i think they could have a lot of really interesting parallels! and of course Homelander would be intensely possessive of her, but he's also a HUGE exhibitionist and i think he would get off on knowing how badly everyone wants someone that's his.

he wouldn't ever physically hurt/torture her, but he would of course become violent if his possession of her were challenged or threatened in any way. if anyone touched what's his, or presumed they could take her. anyone she showed interest in would definitely wind up dead.

can you tell that i thought WAY too hard about this.

idk if i would make this an oc or a reader fic. i feel like this could definitely work for my first proper supe!reader fic! it's got a ton of potential. thanks so much for sending this!

[awhoreintheory]

I am back for moreee! Speking of People Who Look Alike And Could Be Confused For Peter's Parent!! What about freaking Bruce himself? Supposedly both Dick and Jay lookso much like him that people suspect he could have fathered them. The ages make more sense if *he's* the one to have (another) secret teen child.

I can picture him crushed that he missed another son's childhood, but maybe somehow hoping this is a chance to have a civilian child? One he doesn't have to constantly worry will be in mortal peril every other night?? Psych, bitch, this one came with his whole ass vigilante persona, superpowers, and suit already in hand!!!

WELCOME BACK MY BELOVED ANON ❤️

You know what? Logically, Bruce would probably be the first one fingers are pointed at ngl

"God, B, another one?!?"

He doesn't live it down for months. I mean, come on, the kid really does look like he could be Bruce's! Just, whoever the mom is, also seemed to pass on some very strong genes. The freckles are new, none of his ancestors had any. He looked like Bruce in the way Dick looked like Bruce as a child.

And who would assume 30 year old Dick has a 14-16 year old kid? Bruce is the ancient one with a penchant for sleeping around. (Dick does too, but you don't see him with a kid!) (Lol he thought)

So imagine Brucie Wayne spending time with this orphaned, homeless child. News articles are already calling Peter a Wayne. It's inevitable he's adopted. All of Bruce's other kids are already treating him like a brother, too. Man, seriously, what is Peter's luck? Getting forcibly parented by TWO billionairs? Sounds fake. His luck gets his loved ones killed, but hey, at least he'll have money for a funeral.

And then the unthinkable happens. The ever thorough and skeptical and skittish Batman fucking forgot to do a DNA test. Doesn't really matter, he's already mentally adopted and ready to sign physical papers. Except...

Holy fuck. Peter isn't his son, but rather his goddamn grandchild. Dick is a dad. Bruce is a grandpa. The whole Batfamily is in shock and disbelief.

But Peter looked so much like Bruce... then they look at Dick. Then back at Bruce. It all makes sense.

The bats don't often make mistakes, but when they do, they're huge. And hilarious.

[pastelsouthernbelle]

my boyfriend introduced me to the yakuza series a month ago by forcing me to watch him play through y0.

i am now inconsolable and determinedly playing through kiwami 1, even though I'm horrible at playing video games and have the hand-eye coordination of a newborn.

majima is now one of my sons, and I am determined to see this series through so I can make sure he gets plenty of hugs and love and everything else. (I am also, against my will, an unabashedly shameless kazumaji shipper, and I just... i don't know what to do with that.)

this series single-handedly brought me back to fandom with all the grace of a fist to the face, and I'm just so, so happy to have found my new happy place in the form of old, emotionally constipated men who clearly need each other in ways they can't even hope to conceptualize.

anyway, idk. this post is nothing, but I felt like writing for some reason... so... i wrote this... and then I started writing snippets of a fanfic that'll likely never see the time of day

but, y'know what? it... this feels good. it feels correct. i feel like I was in hibernation for centuries, but my pretty bf decided it was high time for me to wake up from this dumb slumber I found myself in.

i've missed fandom; i've missed people; i've missed community. and even though it doesn't seem like the kazumaji fandom is super, super active, i'm just happy to have found people who feel super, super warm :')