#Just me crying about the snakes
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Can we talk about something though?
Vesemir had to raise his pups alone, yes, but at least he had Kaer Morhen built up around them, blocking the wind and the rain, keeping them mostly safe.
Guxart had no castle for his kittens but he has the caravan, and all the other cats to help wrangle the little ones.
What about Letho though? He brought up his boys without anyone else’s help and without anywhere for them to call home. It was quite literally, the three of them against the world.
All the Witcher Dads are tough but Letho is on another level.
#the witcher#letho of gulet#the witcher 2#the witcher 3#witcher serrit#witcher auckes#serrit and auckes#Just me crying about the snakes#school of the viper#Papa Vesemir#kaer morhen#papa guxart#Cat caravan#Snake Dad Letho
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so like it’s 1999 and solid snake is in zanzibar land and gray fox tells you that all he can do is fight. it’s all he has and it’s probably all you’re ever going to have, too, because deep down you know your father is right, you know he is right as you click the lighter and burn the flesh off his skin, you know he is right when he tells you, this will never go away. i am always going to be a part of you. it’s 2005 and solid snake is in shadow moses island, alaska and gray fox tells you that’s good, snake. hit me harder. do it more. that’s good. when you meet meryl you kill the guards, and then snake thinks he loves her, so you kill psycho mantis for her, ocelot tortures you and you withstand it for her, you beat liquid to a pulp for her and while his blood is on your fists he smiles and tells you that you two, you’ll always be the same. gray fox means violence means meryl means violence, so what’s love if not that? what is it if not the feeling of broken bones under your knuckles, if not the smell of your father’s burnt flesh? but she's too young, she doesn’t understand you and she couldn’t if she tried, because she’s eighteen years old and doesn’t know any better and doesn’t understand that after you sleep with her you’re going to get up and let the pillow grow cold, she thinks you’ll tell her everything and when you don’t, because you can’t, she’ll leave you. you kill him with your fists and for her you destroy shadow moses and you hear him say to you again that’s good, snake, that feels good, do it harder. but it isn’t a coincidence that in mgs1 you meet otacon at the same time you meet gray fox. otacon who is so scared of battle he pisses his pants and otacon who cries over a woman who could never love him back and otacon who thinks good people like dogs, kind people like dogs, otacon who passed you a meal, ready-to-eat and a bottle of ketchup across the bars of your cell and when you ask him why the fuck are you here if you cant help me he says to you, i thought you might be hungry. otacon who gives you her handkerchief that was once her mother's and will be hers once again when she dies, when you rest it atop her glazed-over irises, a cycle of love. she was a good person, snake, and so are you. she liked the wolves and you do too. otacon who cries over his baby sister’s little body, who blames himself for being seventeen years old under the touch of the woman who should have been his mother. otacon who when it's 2014 will make you the solid eye and the octocamo suit and the mk. ii to keep you safe and say to you, don't hurt anyone, snake. will say to you: i'll follow you wherever you go, like this. otacon who blubbers like a baby and cries too much and who, when it's 2009 in new york city, you have to say to, go rescue the hostages, because if you don’t he’s going to crumple in on himself, a dying star. this is how you love, you don’t say to him, and how i love, because you showed me how. wrap your arms around his shoulders and hope it’s enough.
#do you guys get it do u understand what im trying to say.#i am so. taken by 'i thought you might be hungry' because#EVERY SINGLE person who is significant to snake is defined by conflict and violence#then enter otacon. civillian. camouflages himself out of fear. shows snake care through this action. can't do anything really#but he can make sure he eats.#otacon who can't open up about himself because he doesn't know what he's feeling. just like snake#the understanding and empathy in 'you don't have to explain'#snake who is seen as disposable by his mission overseers but not by otacon#'go rescue the hostages' grounds otacon. gives him something to do. keeps him from falling apart#'that's enough crying' after sniper wolf in mgs1 versus the hug in mgs2#words aren't going to fix things. but i can show you how much i care#AM I MAKING SENSE???????????????#they will never say i love you to each other but they can make sure the other feels it. all the time#theyre so you held me the whole way through but i couldn't say the words like you.....i swear guys...i swear..................#just finished mgs4 liquid sun this game i MIGHT have a meltdown when i finish the game but for now. soldiering on!#ok im done#mgs#otasune#myne#mywrites
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hello... please consider... yakumo in:
the classic traditional style qipaos
the modernised and modified ones
bonus: modified hanfu
he would look wonderful wouldn't he? all the more delectable and sashimiable?
ahaha...ahah...AHAHHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#feesh answer#the more i scrolled the more manic laughter leaked out of my face. exolkoiddeploded really#i had no images to accurately convey my emotion. so i had to make one#BEHOLD! MY PHOTO COLLAGE SKILLS!!!!!!🤣#did you really just have yakumo-coloured outfits ready and waiting somewhere in your storage??!#your curation feels like a personal attack even tho i know you just out here doin things for You#me normally: i want the most obnoxious ridiculous over the top colour combo and clashing finalfantasia10000belts mess----#me now: ok but there's something about that 3rd modern one. it's. so simple. but. i. but i......#i need him to be cute and helpful in the traditional ones. i want him walking around in the garden just sniffing pretty flowers#wait no i want him in one of th emodified ones just absolutely DESTROYING eiden's ---#waiT no I want him IN THE FLOWING ETERNALGARMENTS WITH HIS GLOWY EYES AND SOBBING POSSESSED DEMEANOUR BUT NOT ACTUALLY POSSESSED#so just glowing and crying. got it#WAIT NO-#god it's like all the things i used to be meh about or go 'what kinda character design is this'#now i'll see it on yaku and it's.....well......#those maiden buns? the lil twin baobao or whatever? hated thsoe things forever and always#then someone will put em on yakumo and suddenly everything is fine#WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE LIL. ORBS ON HIS HEAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WHO WEARS THEM.#ONLY LITTLE GIRLIES. IS IT INAPPROPRIATE TO GIVE YAKU THE BUNS#BUT I. IF HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS HAIR LIKE THAT.#i will straihjtt up put steamed buns on his head#and force him to stay still and balance them#until i finish eating them all#it's a game of pile bread on the snake#i will require a stepladder#nu carnival yakumo
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fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes new hunger games content, 50th games centered (2nd Quarter Quell!), focus on the idea of implicit submission, governance of the many by few, and propaganda, and FUCK those are TIMELY as she ALWAYS is and i cannot wait for another poignant as fuck political commentary and I sincerely hope that that messaging ACTUALLY gets through to the readers/viewers/reviewers who continue to ignore the commentary in her work or play it off as hyperbolic fiction in a dystopic future that will NEVER happen and not what it is— a distorted mirror of our reality, highlighting the most ugly brutal and violent aspects in gorgeous prose.
i literally do not even care what point of view this book comes at us from, I’m so fucking excited
#suzanne collins#hunger games#the hunger games#haymitch abernathy#maysilee donner#the fiftieth hunger games#50th hunger games#second quarter quell#NEW BOOK NEW BOOK#sunrise on the reaping#COMING 2025!#thg#ballad of songbirds and snakes#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#real or not real#ANNIE CRESTA AND FINNICK ODAIR I AM ONCE AGAIN CRYING IN THE CLUB FOR YOU#BECAUSE THATS FINNICK AND ANNIES FIRST AND I DONT WANT ANYONE TO FORGET IT#ITS PEETA AND KATNISSS TOO AND I LOVE IT FOR THEM#BUT GOD ANNIE CRESTA ODAIR I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LIFE AND YOUR GAMES#EVERYONE READ ‘Where soul meets body’ BY ELIZABLUE ON AO3#IT STARTS WITH ANNIES REAPING AND GOES THROUGH MOCKINGJAY AND IS CANON COMPLAINT AND JUST#WONDERFUL#I NEVER WANT A FINNICK BOOK BECAUSE OF THIS FIC#ITS TOO PERFECT#but i digress#Suzanne I cannot WAIT for what you have for me in this new book#i wonder if it will be maysilee’s point of view or haymitch#I kinda want it to be a career#(obv itd have to be TWO povs then cause the careers all DIE- but thatd be a COOL perspective to get)#i domt really want it to be plutarch tbh
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so often loving a character is holding them in my hands and wishing their world had been kinder to them
#oh no i just reworded my rauru and sonia post ti be more general#but like this is about so many characters#blaidd#loki#zelda#venom snake#god do not talk to me about venom snake i WILL cry#a talking cat
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Just Kidding, CQC would break a demon's ass exactly like it breaks Skulls'... whatever thing they have instead of bones.
#faith the unholy trinity#mgsv#my art#venom snake#john ward#sad men#fucking sad men who blame themselves for stuff that wasn't their fault#haunted by phantoms#haha#it'd be funny if it wasn't sad enough to make me cry just thinking about it#they're friends btw#tho if V knew what John was going through he would have broken Gary's face like you think he cares#this man faced a giant fucking mecha shooting missiles and swatting a fucking anime sword at him#that little fork you got there is cute mister
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the fun part about me finally watching yokai gakuen is that when i watched the movie like 3 years ago i joked about jinpei having comphet but guys. i don't think it's a joke anymore
#'the cat has comphet' i say into the mic. the crowd boos me#'i don't know what a comphet is but if it's food i definitely had it at the cafeteria!' standing up. jinpei jiba himself#what do i think about this show now that i'm finally watching it. it's complicated#IT'S EITHER REALLY GOOD OR REALLY BAD. THE ONRYO'S BACKSTORIES ARE REALLY SAD AND I LIKE THEM A LOT#BUT IF I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER CRINGY EPISODE I WILL CRY TILL I RUN OUT OF WATER#goromi is the character ever though. a rude ass cat with a gun. genuinely like her a lot#'but alma you talked about jinpei's backstory and you expressed an attachment to raimu! what do you mean you finally watching it!'#i don't. i don't remember why but i watched the first two eps and i couldn't find the rest so i decided the best course of action was#to watch the last two ones. why? i don't know. lord emma was there. wasn't he ema? i didn't know anything#i mean... i wouldn't have anyway the eps weren't subbed anyway i just saw raimu and went 'i jam with this dude!'#and became inexplicably attached. the catboy romance ever...?#as for jinpei's comphet i just. he said 'i'm into older women!' and i was like 'oh that's not a crush he just has mommy issues'#AND THEN IT TURNS OUT HIS MOM DIED...#he also didn't care at all when fubuki said emma liked him in the movie. he was fully focused on the fact that she became a snake#his uh. love plans (?) for enra are also rather tame. compare with kyubi who i wanna whack in the head with a bat#am i taking this too seriously. yeah probably. but jinpei dressed up as freddy mercury once. that has to mean something#also wild boy is a lesbian. technically that doesn't make any sense but like. the vibes. what are yokai heroes anyways?#are they them? are they a fusion like in dragon ball or steven universe? then why kengo benimaru? he's not like jinpei or bakera AT ALL#this show is so confusing i want out i want out i want out i wa-
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getting so frustrated with the world that i might just go reinstall far cry 5 and disappear for a month...
#“why far cry 5 specifically” honestly after the first playthru of it. it somehow snaked its way into becoming my comfort game#which is crazy in and of itself. but idk i just love it and the osts are so fucking peak in that game#“what about bg3” listen. i love bg3 as much as the next guy. but the combat is so stress inducing 😭#fc5 does have frustrating moments (john's bunker......) but ive played thru it and know what i need to do#with bg3 i just kinda pussy out and quicksave/quickload with most of the combat (like missing a shot that i rlly need to hit)#bg3 is nice and all- but nothing beats js getting onto fc5 and beating the dick outta some peggies stealth style#also its so much easier to play stealth (at least for me </3) in fc5- turn based combat is already hard enough for me-#-but trying to do stealth turn based combat is a whole other cup of tea that just burns my tongue everytime i sip it#srry for the wall of tags LMFAO#yapping
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a very sad thought that just popped into my head, regarding Snake's comment about orphanages being horrible places... I was worried about it messing with my backstory for Snake, but actually it makes my headcanons even sadder
obviously he was in a terrible orphanage which probably abused and neglected their charges
that's not even the worst part, though, and he doesn't KNOW the worst part
after they were separated, Felicity looked for him everywhere she thought of to look
she never thought to look in circuses, because, well, the idea that her son was some freakshow to be gawked at never occurred to her
but she did look in orphanages, every single one in the area and traveling as far as she thought the people who took him would be willing to go
the orphanage where Snake wound up found his appearance off-putting, and the headmaster/headmistress or caregivers (such as they were, considering the God-awful care they gave) would make sure that nobody who came looking for children would see him
whenever someone came to the orphanage in hopes of adopting children, or in Felicity’s case looking for a missing child, these people would hide Snake in another room until the prospective parent left (with or without a child)
“look at yourself, boy. what parent would pick out a child like you?”
it makes my backstory for him hurt more, because he had a chance to reunite with his mother before he grew up
his mother was in the other room looking for her son, and he didn’t know it
she came looking for her child who’d been kidnapped, and the people who ran the orphanage hid him from her because they thought his appearance would drive people away
the people who took him were responsible for ripping a child away from his mother, but the people who ran the orphanage are at least as culpable for the fact that he went through hell in the following years, tortured and abused instead of with his mother
all because they couldn’t conceive of someone loving a child who looked like Snake.
#child abuse tw#Black Butler#Kuroshitsuji#Snake#headcanons#LISTEN I REALIZED JUST NOW HOW HORRIFIC THIS MAKES MY BACKSTORY FOR HIM#this poor fucking child at like five or six years old being HIDDEN while his mother desperately searches for him#she's a few km or so away but he's concealed away and being taught to be ashamed of himself#meanwhile there's this woman who loves him deeply and wants her child back#and he doesn't even know she's out there because other people are cruel#UGHHHHHH I'M GONNA LIE DOWN AND CRY ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW HOURS COME JOIN ME-
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IT'S SO OVER
#screaming crying throwing up#i'm. not gonna have tjat art done on time.#esp bc tomorrow i'm busy. i have to leave thw house and Do Things#UNBEARABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.#tbh maybe it's my own fault. my hubris. thinking i could complete That in time#i'm going to die one thousand deaths about it though i'm gonna scream and cry and blow up the whole world#also again maybe my own fault. i have been drawing since like. morning. 9am probably.#like 6pm coffy is not gonna cure Doing Too Much. probably.#my vessel is suuuujch a weak ass baby bitcj though WHY aren't you invincible and full of energy all of yhe time. bitch. cunt.#i'm so fuckinh tired i'm gonna writhe like a dead snake.#i am legitimately so fucking mad though. like it just hit me all at once and now i'm incurable. KILL EVERYONE RIGHT NOW‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥
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my main issue with pill is that she can't decide either.
it is either "i am her" or she'll listen to me blather on and on and on and say "have you considered it's not true?"
so what is it? would you accept you are Her, and that telling me that made me so much worse on topic of Her? (better in some ways, but still utterly helpless)
or are you going to give me a reality check and try and fix my brain because it's hurting you too?
if you genuinely do not want me in that way, then stop agreeing with my delusions? are you Her? are you not?
why would you spend time and effort convincing me you are, just to flip-flop endlessly?? i am not sane. i need clear conclusions.
the time we genuinely tore each other to shreds was when i spoke about what i Feel and what i Think. because there are things that Feel right to me, logical, clear as day. but when i Think about it for long enough, it's really nothing besides schizophrenic delusions. i can still differentiate. but that's what hurts. i want to succumb fully or cut it all away. i can't be ambivalent HERE.
i will be happier if i succumb. i will be healthier if i cut away. i am neither currently. it all hurts so much.
"it really can't be possible", tells me my logic. "but it all perfectly lines up and makes so much sense", tells me my insanity. i am not the one to decide.
we talked about dissociation and voices too. and we're both unusual in that regard. so she must know how this feels. to be forever suspended in unknowing. to rely on others to show you a way to live.
#and what do i really have?#a father who is always drunk and delusional and won't say shit besides feeding into my ambiguity?#a mother who just starts crying and blaming herself so it's absolutely impossible to get anything out of her?#my other family members who never knew a single thing about me/us really?#a god who mocks me inside my head 24/7?#''to see the world again - and my sister just gives me that weird surreal look''#if she's not... why do i remember? holding a hand in a red enveloping warmth#bedtime stories about purpose and intent#not ever matching anything - but having to share a single thing#tubes snaking up and down and hushed voices all around#a body on a metal table covered in white#cold clammy grasp of march dirt#white white white flowers losing petals#the rot setting in the rot sets in the rot sets in the rot sets in the rot sets in#why the fuck do i have to remember these things if they never happened??#i know it's not true - but i've burned every picture and every diary#so how can i trust this decision? if i never trusted my memory either way it sides?
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i missed you so muchhhh, ghh, I got caught up talking to cameraman after he woke up, and then my sister threw candy at my face
*purposefully leaving out some parts*
-🖤🗑️
It's okay! Calm down! I forgave you already, it's fine.
#[13/20]#anonvoid#❗️ || asks#[THIS IS INSANE]#[rambling in the tags dont mind me]#[but]#[HE ISNT TELLING SNAKE THAT HIM AND CAM ARE DATING]#[thats insane to me]#[like this is the guy he basically tells everything. they hang out everyday and live together]#[and he doesnt tell him when he starts dating again??]#[suspicious!!!!!]#[ALSO maybe hes just SCARED? OF HOW SNAKE'S GONNA FEEL?]#[idk if he even noticed that snake isnt a fan of cam but its pretty obvious atp]#[like would he disapprove of dean and cam dating???? YES obviously]#[EVEN IS HES HAPPY WITH HIS DECISION HES AFRAID SNAKE WONT BE?]#[AHHHHHHH DOOMED YAOI]#[snake would freak out so bad if dean told him. and he wouldnt even know why hes sad about it.]#[his bff is dating someone! hes healing! why is he crying about this?]
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They both killed their husbands willingly but only one of them wanted their husband alive 💀💀 Duarte women tea
Jude one-upping Taryn
Taryn: marries one of cardan’s friends
Jude: marries cardan
Taryn: Becomes a Lady
Jude: Becomes a Queen
Taryn: stabs her husband
Jude: Beheads her husband
#Jude killed cardan AS A SNAKE and she was screaming crying immediately#Taryn was like yo so I did a bad thing and you’d be surprised its not the pregnant thing#Taryn wanted to kill Locke (devious but god damn there needs to be therapists for humans who grow up in faerie)#and Jude wanted to do ANYTHINGGGGG but kill Cardan#even from day one in tcp I swear Jude was worried how far they’d go because she didn’t want to have to kill anyone#“they” as in anyone who she thought would kill her#idgaf about Taryn but that’s so iconic (in this fantasy world) to kill ur husband because he’s not listening to you#Taryn:oh you won’t change for me? so you have chosen death#Eva Jude and Taryn were all willing to lose their man/let him go#in one way or another#but Vivi just avoided them at all costs#Vivi: you see what our father did right… like men are killers & women are happiness givers#queen shit as fuck
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Super important question. Do you think Yakumo is ticklish?
wait hold on i have to look this up
#scrunches my face in serious contemplation while i scroll thru the results#my instinct said no#and upon reading the results for ARE SNAKES TICKLISH#seems like snakes ...according to the science so far... cannot feel ticklish#they may have sensitive areas that will make them go >:\ ???? or :O?!?!? if u touch em#making me think about From The Earth Nectar again#where yakumo (human version) is a bit sensitive after moulting#so he was actually a bit ticklish with his fresh skin. yeah. i'll incorporate that into my headcanon#my urge to stay somewhat true to science banishes me to the Boring Corner where yakumo isn't ticklish#especially not as a snake. but maybe in human form he gets a bit sensitive in certain areas#not like tickle torture level where you can poke his ribs and he'll yelp/start crying#but. uh. he's already so jumpy that he doesn't need to be ticklish to startle at an unexpected touch. you know??!#part of me DID consider... what if.. yakumo ticklish on his sides or smth#that's giving us another way to reduce him to tears............very tempting#for now i'll give him this ONE thing#this ONE advantage (?) in bodily control#i personally am not very ticklish so i'm also just going with the easiest-to-imagine headcanon#the few situations where someone manages to find a ticklish millimeter on me and i risk punching them out LOL#it's automatic and not a fun time for anyone involved#anon do you have thoughts about a ticklish yakumo?#are you about to open my eyes to another dazzling dimension?#nu carnival yakumo
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dad bod!toji who’s still the big, muscular man he is but you can tell he’s gotten older and his metabolism has slowed down a little bit. He’s gotten chubbier in his arms, thighs, tummy. Not to mention, he’s started to gray and grow stubble on his face, the perfect salt and pepper mix. Toji says he hates it, always moaning and groaning about needing to hit the gym but you…? You fucking love it. It takes everything in you not to ravish his right then and there, wanting to pounce on him every second of the day. You’re always kissing up on him, grabbing on him, dragging him to the laundry room while the kids watching tv so you could have a quickie. And he’s so confused on where all this extra energy and affection has sprouted from, but he loves it. You’re always so eager for him, fucking your self on his cock, him waking up to you kissing his neck and stroking his dick, dropping to your knees and giving him head without his asking. He wonders what he’s done to deserve all of it.
He’s standing in the mirror one late night with his shirt off, examining just how chubby he’s gotten. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little insecure, thinking how gorgeous you are and how you shouldn’t settle for him. “I’m losing myself,” he grumbles. “What’s going on, baby?” You walk in the room, a smile immediately on your face when you see his shirt is off, definitely a sight to see. “I need to head to the gym is what’s going on.” He flexes his muscles in the mirror. You giggle and walk up behind him, snaking your arms around his waist. “I think you look so handsome with a little weight on you,” you whisper in his ear. “Does something to me.” You nibble on his ear before trailing kisses along his jaw, and that’s when Toji realizes why you’ve been so affectionate with him, like a lightbulb going off in his head.
Just mere minutes later, you’re riding him like your life depends on it, slamming your hips down on his, creating a sticky mess between you two. “S-shit,” he pants, “slow down, mama—fuck!” His bruising grips on your hips only tighten the faster you ride him. Your pussy sucks him in with each thrust, clenching around his throbbing cock. “I can’t…you get so me so hot and bothered, baby.” You grin, running your hands down his chest.
He swears he could cum right then and there, with the way you were riding him and that look in your eye, he was ready to give you another kid. And now you were kissing his neck, moaning and whimpering in his ear. “You’re so perfect, Toji,” you mewl. “Fuck me.” His eyes roll back before fluttering shut. “Keep going, yes, yes, just like that, mama. You’re gonna make me fucking cum,” he groans. You keep that same rhythm, squeezing your pussy around him, milking him. He suddenly wraps his arms around you, holding you in place as he thrusts up into you, the sound of skin on skin filling the room. “Ah, fuck!” You cry out, your cum dripping down his shaft. His thrusts grow sloppier and harder and next thing you know he’s filling you up, pushing his cum deeper inside of you with slow thrusts. Laughter erupts from your chest as you catch your breath, kissing him slowly and passionately.
“Mmm, goddamn,” he huffs, pulling you to his chest. “Now I finally know why you’re so goddamn horny all the time,” he chuckles. You blink up at him with a small smirk. “Can you blame me?” You trace patterns on his skin. He can see the look in your eye, that hungry stare you’re giving him, wanting more. “What are you thinking about, hm?” He caresses your cheek. “Oh nothing…just how badly I wanna give you some head right now, but I’ll wait.”
#—☆classyrbf#jjk#jujustu kaisen#jjk x reader#jjk smut#toji x reader#toji smut#toji x reader smut#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushiguro x reader smut#jjk x reader smut#toji drabble#jjk drabble#toji fushiguro#jjk toji
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I've been passively watching an isat playthrough while twiddling my thumbs in my current oni save as I wait for my new power systems to be done and hey guys. I think one of these bitches is aromantic. Why did no one tell me one of these bitches is aromantic I would have played the game myself if I knew that
#rat rambles#ok tbf I still theoretically Could but I dont think Id survive playing through the like first 6 hours of the stuff Ive already seen#anyways current review is that it's rly well written so far and I like how well the worldbuilding is implemented naturally in the dialogue#having odile be a presumably anthropologist or smth along those lines does wonders for this ofc but even with that its amazing how#natural the party feels when discussing their different cultures#and ofc I am staring at mirabelle hard. this game is clearly not shying away in the slightest from queer topics so. blinks oh so sweetly#I am sooooo fucking desperate for canonically aro characters who are actually written to be aro if she talks abt it at all I Will cry#honestly real con of this is that its making me conceptualize an eternal gales au which is not what I should be thinking abt this early#also its a problem because Im pretty dead set on the idea that aris would be sif and that means tali is off limits#which is unfortunate because I think itd be funny to make her mirabelle on the sole basis of her maybe being aro#otherwise the assignments are pretty easy even if some of them would be looser fits than others based on my current knowledge#mase would be odile fydd would be bonnie and sier would be iz#for mira Im thinking if I wanted to get funky with it then maybe bloom? it doesnt effect sier too much since I can just make it so his mom#was the one frozen in time or smth#now bloom is rly only in the running because of the leftover human kids shes somehow the best choice despite being 9 years old lol#dodie is off the table since I try to practice restraint when using dodie in aus#and the snake triplets are well. the snake triplets.#they have about a billion things that makes them hard to fit into any au#now I could use a stalien instead but thats a Really hard choice for me to make given the rest of the selected cast#plus none of them actually fit that much better than bloom would tbh?#like to be clear basically the only thing keeping bloom from being an easy pick is that shes 9#like I could just do it anyways but I should probably wait a lil bit to make sure mira doesnt pull out some crazy shit to change my mind#based on what I do know the only one thats rly a bit of a stretch is sier but Im ok with that I can just slap a different character arc in#rly most fucked up thing abt this cast is that aris our sif is second tallest#which feels deeply wrong to me especially once you consider the hat#her siouette is going to be all fucked up and different from sif's shes going to be so big compared to them#shes not even That tall shes like 5'8 thats just tall compared to most of her companions#in canon shes the third tallest of the friend group and second tallest not counting dodie#so its mase then her and in this hypothetical au the rest of the garden gnome squad#sier is 5'1 fydd is 5 flat and bloom is 4'9 if Im remembering correctly
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