#Just dance wasabi extreme

[super-cool-vecpio-shipper]

Pls guys I need more Layl x Claire shippers

[karis17love]

Have a great day, guys!💜

Just Dance 2025E Premiere ↓

Overall left: 29 days

[chainlollipop]

as a jd warrior heres my guide to getting good at just dance: one step at a time! (specifically oriented at jd23/24 players but any version works!)

-first, stretch if you plan on playing for a long time and if you plan on playing maps that are physically strenuous (ie most extremes, numb, workout routines, etc). your body will thank you.

-start with easier warmup maps to get your body used to exercising if you’ve spent all day doing nothing/not moving much. personally, i suggest

drivers license

magic

million dollar baby

despecha.

-some maps that aren’t hard choreo wise but are good as workout/sweat routines are (at least in my opinion)

i’m good (blue)

sail

canned heat

danger high voltage

-want to try hard maps but don’t know where to start? try these! (includes jd+ maps)

can’t tame her

born this way

a little party never killed nobody (all we got) (20s version) *includes a move that’s only doable with three people playing but otherwise its pretty easy if you know what you’re doing.

stupid love

new reality

-want to try learning an extreme routine? try these! (includes jd+ maps)

wasabi extreme

applause official choreo

pop/stars

bad guy billie version

other assorted tips:

-drink water. i cannot emphasize enough how important staying hydrated is, especially if you plan on playing for a while.

-don’t overly exert yourself. when you feel too tired to keep playing, rest your body for a bit.

-keep in mind your skill level. don’t try to play maps you know you won’t be able to keep up with, try easier ones to build your skill level first just like with any rhythm game.

-i am in no means the best dancer on the planet or even the best at just dance, so you may find certain routines listed here easier or harder than how i’ve listed them and that’s totally fine! at the end of the day you know yourself best.

thanks for reading, and happy dancing!

[halfratsalready]

JD Dancer Appreciation Vol. 5: Julie Bagalciague ✨

Julie has only been with the franchise since JD23, but she’s already left an incredible mark on this game. Her performance as Agent D is one of the most iconic in the franchise’s recent history, and I can’t wait to see all of the amazing characters she brings to life in the future, including the coach for the newly revealed map for Whenever, Wherever. She’s an incredible dancer who clearly has so much passion and love for what she does, and it shows in every single one of her maps. Julie is a beautiful and fierce powerhouse, and her maps are always iconic!

Agent D: Toxic (Just Dance 2023 Edition), Toxic (Just Dance 2023 / Extreme), Gimme More, Gimme More (Extreme)

Freyja: Love Me Land

Gabriela: Wasabi (Extreme), Whine Up [Beta]

[frothingatthemaw]

Jackass Ask Game

The Valentine: Who is your favorite Jackass member and why?

The High Five: Who is your favorite new member from 'Forever' and why?

Wasabi Snooters: Who's your favorite duo (ex: Pontius and Steve-O, Bam and Ryan, etc.)?

Beehive Limo: Who do you think is the most underrated duo?

Human Ramp: Who is your favorite non-member that's appeared in the movies (this can include special guests)?

The Mini-Loop: Who is someone you wish they had as a guest?

The Rocky: Tremaine or Spike?

Super Mighty Glue: What is your all-time favorite Jackass movie? Or instead, rate them all from your favorite to least favorite.

Rent-A-Car Crash-Up Derby: What is your favorite .5 movie?

The Electric Stool: If you had to choose one Jackass movie to watch forever, which one would it be?

The Muscle Stimulator: What is your favorite 'Jackass the Series' episode?

Puppet Show: What is your favorite Jackass spin-off (Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, etc.)?

The Shoplifter: What is your favorite episode and bit from Viva La Bam?

The Marching Band: What is your favorite episode and bit from Wildboyz?

Electric Tap Dance: In your opinion, which movie had the best ending?

Lamborghini Tooth Pull: What are your thoughts on the ending of 'Number Two' (as it is special to a lot of the community)?

Poo Cocktail Supreme: Do you have any unpopular opinions on Jackass?

Bad Dog: What do you think is the most underrated piece of media from the Jackass franchise?

The Quiet Game: Do you have a favorite quote that came from Jackass? If so, what is it?

Bicentennial BMXing: What is your favorite song used in any of the Jackass movies?

Roller Buffalo: What is your favorite Roger Alan Wade song?

Riot Control Test: What is your favorite bit that Knoxville was in?

Alligator Tightrope: What is your favorite bit that Steve-O was in?

The Brand: What is your favorite bit that Bam was in?

Ass Kicked by Girl: What is your favorite bit that Dunn was in?

Electric Avenue: What is your favorite bit that Pontius was in?

The Boar-kake: What is your favorite bit that Dave was in?

Dum Dum Game: What is your favorite bit that Ehren was in?

Triple Wedgie: What is your favorite bit that Wee Man was in?

The Bungee Jump: What is your favorite bit that Preston was in?

Bicycle Backhand: What stunt/bit do you think is the most interesting?

Tee Ball: What stunt/bit do you consider to be the most dangerous/extreme?

Butt X-ray: Name the stunt/bit that made you laugh the most.

Vomitron: Name the stunt/bit that made you the most squeamish.

The Fish Hook: What stunt/bit is your favorite from each movie?

Duck Hunting: What stunt/bit is your all-time favorite?

Yellow Snowcone: If you had to place someone in a bit that they weren't part of, who would it be and what bit is it?

Anaconda Ball Pit: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes an animal?

How to Milk a Horse: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes skating?

The Leech Healer: Which stunt are you most likely to participate in? Or the one you'd like to have participated in the most (you will get hurt/deal with the consequences)? And oppositely, which stunt would you try if you could do it despite/without getting hurt?

Wind Tunnel: Which stunt would you have least liked to be part of?

The Ram Jam: How easy would it be for you to be talked into a stunt?

Mousetraps: Have you come up with any stunt/bit ideas of your own?

Musical Chair Bags: What is the worst injury you've ever had?

Firehose Rodeo: If you own any Jackass memorabilia/merch, what is your favorite thing that you own? What is the most interesting?

Beehive Tetherball: What made you want to create a Jackass blog/interact with the community?

The Strongman: Who is your favorite Jackass blog? Tag them!

The Jet Ski: Who would you want to be friends within the community but are too scared to interact with? Tag them (they just might want to be friends with you too)!

Scorpion Botox: What is your favorite piece fan created content (fanfictions, art, etc.)?

Pin the Tail on the Donkey: If you create things for Jackass, what are you the proudest of?

The Blindside: Tell your story of how you began to like Jackass. When was the first time you watched it?

Medicine Ball Dodgeball: Do you have any special memories that include Jackass? Do you have any funny ones?

Butt Chug: What is something you've found difficulty in loving about Jackass?

The Gauntlet: We all know that Jackass is very queer, are you part of the LGBTQIA+ community in any way? (Feel free to not answer if you're uncomfortable!)

The Swamp Chute: What do you think made you connect with Jackass the most?

Golf Course Airhorn: What Jackass member do you think you are the most like?

The Switcheroo: Which Jackass member do you think you could beat in a fight? Why?

Department Store Boxing: What is your favorite outfit that Knoxville has worn?

The Magic Trick: What is your favorite movie that Knoxville has been in aside from Jackass?

The Invisible Man: If you have watched 'Bad Grandpa,' what is your favorite part of it?

The Toro Totter: What bull stunt of Knoxville's is your favorite?

Big Red Rocket: Do you know Bucket (Knoxville and his girlfriend's dog)? If so, what is your favorite photo/video of her?

Flight of Icarus: What is your favorite Ramones song?

Old Man Balls: Have you ever watched or listened to an episode of 'Steve-O's Wild Ride' podcast? What are your thoughts on it? What's been your favorite episode?

Helicockter: What is your favorite CKY movie?

Whale Shark Gummer: What is your favorite HIM song?

The Fart Mask: Do you skate at all? Have you ever tried to?

The Bear Trap: What is your favorite tattoo that a Jackass member has?

Snake River Redemption: What cup test from 'Forever' was your favorite?

Terror Taxi: Do you think that Ehren gets picked on the most? If not, who do you think did? Who gets picked on the least?

Bungee Boogie: Would you want a 5th movie? Why or why not?

Sweatsuit Cocktail: Have you picked up any mannerisms from any of the members? If so, who and what did you pick up on?

Silence of the Lambs: Favorite Jackass fun fact?

Paper Cuts: Choose your own!

Special thanks to @b4mpyre-k1zz3s and @1991river for helping with some of the questions! And also @you-fuckers-are-asses for just being generally sweet to me <3

[lab-trash]

So, uh, I was reading my Milton x Jack google doc, and I came across this. And I'm pretty sure I haven't posted it. So here ya go. And it's a long one, so strap in.

SHIP QUESTIONS

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet? - Jack kicked ass on Milton’s behalf

What was their first impression of each other? - Jack thought Milton was sort of dorky-seeming. That he would like to be strong, but never had really the real opportunity to do it with his skinny little bones and muscles. - Milton obviously was extremely impressed with Jack, no surprise there. We see it. We know it. 

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? - I think that Mika would see it like… so quick. She would pretend she thought they were already dating just to nudge them along. 

Who felt romantic feelings first? - Jack. I am 100% on the side that Jack was a complete mess about his feelings for Milton while Milton had no clue that either of them were queer • Jack had a big ol’ gay crisis, fite me

Did either of them try to resist their feelings? - Absolutely, both of them. Like, we see it in the show; Jack has the most internalised homophobia a man has ever had. Like, he looks so uncomfortable when he’s with Kim, but like he’s obligated to, y’know?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think? - Telling Jack: He’d deny it, he would flat-out deny it.  - Telling Milton: I feel like he’d get really confused and flustered about it. 

What would their lives be like if they had never met? - As we see in the show, it is not pretty. But I also chose to believe that it would actually not at all be like that. - I mean, come on, even if Jack didn’t join Wasabi, I don’t think he’d turn into a black dragon. He literally hates his cousin’s morals so much, and he’s a black dragon. I know that Kai became a black dragon only halfway through the show so if Jack hadn’t become a Wasabi then maybe Kai wouldn’t become a black dragon, but they still have the same morals. - I think it’d be a lot more like Kickin’ It On Our Own. - Jack would become committed to skating, a skatepark would’ve really been built at Jack’s petition and Kim would’ve never found the vole bc they weren’t friends.  - Milton wouldn’t have dropped out of school and become whatever tf he was in the wonderful life episode, he would’ve switched to Swathmore.  • Note to self, write a version of the Swathmore AU where they don’t meet until Milton goes to Swathmore.

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? - Milton. I feel like there are multiple points where it could happen, but Milton is always the one to start it. Here are some of my favourite points for their relationship to start.

Wrath of Swan. Milton comes back after dropping off Carrie and they dance and they’re gay. 

My Left Foot. Milton feels all sort of warm that Jack is encouraging him to quit football if it makes him happy and Milton kisses him before going out onto the field. They don’t talk about it until the after-party

Milton claims that kiss is the only reason he made that goal 

New Jack City. This is the one with Carson (BooBoo Stewart) if you don’t remember. After the fight, Milton approaches Jack saying that he feels guilty and that he couldn’t believe that he didn’t trust Jack before considering his feelings. This one is more of an accidental reveal

You may also remember that as the episode where Milton slapped Jack’s ass. That has nothing to do with the episode choice, I just felt like mentioning it. I don’t think they’re into that stuff, but I do think it made them both feel awkward in a flustered way. 

Kickin’ It On Our Own. Milton admits that he didn’t really like continuing his life without Jack in it. 

Meet the McKrupnicks. I don’t even know exactly how it would happen, I just like the idea of it. 

Two Dates and a Funeral. Milton takes Jack’s hand on Mount Seaford and it snowballs from there. 

Mama Mima. Milton apologises for causing all sorts of drama during the news thingy.

School of Jack. After the show, instead of hugging, Milton and Jack kiss. 

The Return of Spyfall/The Boys are Back in Town. Grey is really observant about Milton and Jack’s feelings about each other and peer pressures Milton to ask him out. It works. 

RV There Yet? Milton yells a love confession off the cliff before he knows Jack is alive. 

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? - Yes, but I feel like it’d be often interrupted by Rudy, Jerry, Phil, Joan, etc. 

What was their first kiss like? - Oh boy, was it awkward. Their redo was better, and they consider that their first.

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? - I’d like to think they were each other’s first boyfriends. Not their first relationship, but first boyfriends specifically. 

What’s their height difference? Age difference? - I don’t think they have much of a difference between those things. Like, they have a size difference, since Jack has more mass, while Milton is kind of just a stick man.

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? - Jack’s mom is definitely happy that Milton is Jack’s partner, she likes him very much. Milton gave her his tamale recipe and she made a spicier version for her and Jack (it’s cannon Jack eats spicy food without even flinching lmao) - It is my personal belief that Jack doesn’t really see his dad, so I’m skipping past his dad’s opinion on Jack - Milton’s dad is trying his best to be an ally, so he is automatically supportive of their relationship albeit a bit awkward. He does like that Jack protects Milton though.  - Milton’s mother is… Well, she either doesn’t know their dating and approves of their friendship, or she knows their dating and doesn’t bc she’s homophobic imo. - Jilian likes Jack. She definitely likes messing with him in regards to Milton, who we’ve seen she’s very protective of, but she does like Jack. Jack is mildly afraid of her, for good reason.  - The McKrupnicks all like Jack, it’s very much one of those like… when he enters the room, they’re like “Jack!🍻”

Who takes the lead in social situations? - Jack. Well, most of the time. If it’s regarding their relationship, then it’s Milton, as he’s much more comfortable with his sexuality than Jack is.

Who gets jealous easier? - I think it’s about the same. But it’s different kinds of jealousy. Jack gets like… jealous in a sad possessive way, while Milton gets jealous in an anxious way. Does that make sense?  - Like, we see him get jealous of Carson and his friendship with the Wasabi Warriors, and he doesn’t really get possessive in an angry ‘mine, only mine,’ way, he gets jealous in a ‘but… mine… ;(‘ way. Milton is afraid Jack will leave him, and I’m counting that as jealousy.

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear? - I think that neither, for the most part. Jack is way too flustered to do that, in public or not, and Milton is afraid of getting caught. But sometimes he isn’t. And it is a mess for Jack. 

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first? - Jack, but mostly because Milton didn’t want to push Jack to say anything. 

What are their primary love languages? - I think they’re both cuddly bitches, but Jack also likes giving gifts and casual praise.

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines? - Both, but like… as a joke. They tell each other pick-up lines for fun and laugh at them. 

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA? - They cuddle as often as they can, even during the beginning of their relationship, though it’s usually private. - During the beginning of their relationship, they absolutely do not engage in PDA because Jack feels bashful at even the idea of that, but once they get into the later months of their relationship, you’ll pretty much not see them not touching each other.  • Jerry complains about it a lot; calls them clingy. 

Who initiates kisses? - Milton at first, then Jack, then both. Most often, rather. 

Who’s the big and little spoon? - They trade because they both have weird relationships with their masculinity. 

What are their favourite things to do together? - Karate, obviously. But they also enjoy bowling. And sometimes Jack will play guitar and Milton will sing. - Jack also makes sure to be in every Swords and Magic game once they start dating.

Who’s better at comforting the other? - I think Milton for Jack, but that’s mostly because when Jack has lows, they’re really fucking low, meanwhile Milton is used to the hills and valleys and doesn’t really need to be comforted because he’s already got coping mechanisms.

Who’s more protective? - Jack 1000%. Like, do I even have to explain?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection? - Milton prefers physical. Jack prefers receiving physical, but likes praising Milton any chance he gets— especially when/since people push him around. 

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise? - I don’t know, I haven’t thought of it. But Jack’s favourite song ever is Nowhere to Go because Milton sings it. 

What kind of nicknames do they call each other? - Milton has a habit of just varying Jack’s name. So like Jack-Jack, Jackie, Jackson, Jack Attack, etc. - Jack calls Milton regular pet names + kitten. • No one else is allowed to call Milton those things.

Who remembers the little things? - Jack, he likes remembering little details about Milton’s life and hobbies. 

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes? - I feel like it’s just sort of something that’s brought up casually. Milton would bring it up, but they’d decide on it together. 

What’s the wedding like? Who attends? - Milton plans their wedding, obviously. It’s awesome. Jack nearly cries during their vows. - The Wasabi Warriors (and the honoraries), Izzy Gunnar, and some of their family. 

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like? - I think they’d foster kids, and consider Sam like… their nephew. 

Do they have any pets? - I love the idea of them having a rabbit. 

Who’s the stricter parent? - Milton.

Who worries the most? - Jack

Who kills the bugs in the house? - Whoever doesn’t spot it. The person who spots it is in a stunned state, so the other has to swoop in.

How do they celebrate holidays? - They usually like to just spend time together, since they’d both be off work. For things like birthdays and christmas, I think they’d have both a private celebration and one with the Wasabis.

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning? - Hmmm… Okay, I think that they’d be the sort of couple who both get up and be productive pretty quickly. But on days when they’re supposed to be productive and he just doesn’t feel like it, I feel like Jack would ask Milton back to bed, and on days they have off from work, Milton would ask Jack back to bed. 

Who’s the better cook? - Every urge to say Milton, but that one episode where he bakes that cake has me torn, but I have to remember Invasion of the Ghost Pirates. So Milton can cook, but Jack has a weird secret talent for baking. He doesn’t like doing it, but if Milton asks real sweet-like, he will. 

Who likes to dance? - I have not watched the show in a hot minute, ngl. So I’m gonna say that I can be totally wrong on this, but I feel like they both do, in the comfort of privacy. But I like the idea of them sort of just swaying together while Milton is cooking, or when they’re tired.

[aweirdoandhisfanfics]

Arya Selios theory

Everything started with the map "Wasabi" where we see two deities dancing, named Nao, a deity of the sun, and Ayla, the deity of the moon, in the end of the map they both fuse into a single entity called "Arya" (as revealed in a instagram post), at first, I got really bummed out that Arya wasn't Selios, or is she? First of, both of them have EXTREME associations with the sun and the moon, Selios name being a fusion of Selene (the greek goddess of the moon) and Helios (the greek god of the sun), and Arya being a fusion of the moon and the sun deities, and as also revealed in a instagram post: "she is the fusion of Ayla and Nao, the genesis of fire, water, earth and air magic", with that i'm almost 99% sure that they both could be the same deity. But why they have diferent names? Well, it could be just a case were a god (a goddess in this case) started with one name but as the time passed the god gets another name, but this could also be a epithet case, for those who don't know, in ancient greece, the gods could have "double names" as way to describe a god in a certain capacity that they are worshiped, we have for example "Phoebus Apollo", meaning "Apollo Lightbringer" describing Apolo in his capacity as a light god, so in this case we would have "Arya Selios" or "Selios Arya", the "Selios" describing Arya as her capability as the mother of life

[iteration-archer]

I just want y'all to know that Archer would kick ass at Just Dance. I will now go back to my endless attempts to purple star Wasabi Extreme

[djungelskogbear]

Just dance 2024 spoilers

The new menu after the latest update has been leaked and im kinda crushed if this is the final line up

Taking away Whine up makes no sense if the coach is gonna be used in Wasabi extreme as well

and Whine up, Hip and Lose yourself where all maps i had stayed away from watching and was really loking forward to finally seeing once the game came out and theyre just gone???

Not to mention all the alts that were finished btu randomly arent in the game including 2 sitting down alts like wtf

if the cut Whine up and Dont cha extreme just so the Wasabi extreme map could have "original coaches" i swear vfjdkfhjfjfjf

i'd been okay with troll maps like my name is being included but if theyre gonna cut songs like Lose yourself for that imma be so mad

[supatroopa]

something something just dance wasabi extreme version something something idk

[super-cool-vecpio-shipper]

Haven’t been active on here but guys new ship dropped

So the new coach from just dance 2024 wasabi extreme, Layl

and the coach from just dance 4 what makes you beautiful, Zack (who I will be calling Claire.)

Claire x Layl propaganda coming soon 👉👈

Also I Headcanon Layl as a trans man. SO JUST DANCE YAOI!!!

also we call it Clay so fun (thanks @gigacole for the ship name and Claire’s name. I love the gay men.)

[karis17love]

🔴 DON'T CHA EXTREME 🔴

I know I'm looking into it too much, but it's sweet that she's doing (kinda) the same move/pose as Gabriela in "Wasabi" Extreme...

[iheartsunset]

any joy has

Bien sur! Sorry I’m doing my French homework and I’ve failed two AP tests in a row

Papa Louie Joy HCs

-Allegra J. Bianchi, or Joy as she’s most commonly referred to, is the 24 year old niece of Papa Louie and Roy’s older sister. The three all live together in a Tastyville mansion since she’s finished her education in Sakura Bay. When she isn’t waitressing at the Pizzeria, Joy spends much of her free time coaching gymnastics and competing in competitions, which have garnered her a fiercely loyal fanbase. She also moonlights as a vigilante named Ninjoy, who uses unconventional and even somewhat violent methods to defeat criminals. The two she’s mostly obsessed with are Guy Mortadello (she doesn’t know he’s her dad, just that he causes Papa trouble) and Dynamoe (cause he sucks).

-Joy is extremely energetic (sometimes to the point where it’s scary) and cheerful, a huge contrast to Roy’s shyness. She’s also very competitive not only in sports, but in almost anything, making it a hassle to work with her on some occasions. She also has a strong sense of justice and often advocates for certain political issues. This has also led to her desire to “purify the world” through defeating criminals, though her anger issues often have her painted as a true villain. Joy has also grown apart from her family because of her huge aspirations and doesn’t really make attempts to rebuild these bonds.

-Growing up popular, she’s had multiple friends that she’s still in close contact with. It’s a very long list, but her closest friends include Indigo, Janana, Cameo, Akari, Kaleb, Moe, Boomer, Perri, and Wendy. She just has a certain charm and positivity that draw lots of people to her. It’s also worth mentioning that despite basically being Moe’s girlfriend, neither of them can tell that they’re both Dynamoe and Ninjoy. She also can’t tell that Perri is quite obviously Perri Platypus.

-If you even look at Roy, Papa, or Moe funny, she’ll throw a ninja star at you.

-Her lifelong dream is to run down an old Victorian era mansion wearing a flowy dress at least once.

-She has very little memory of her early life, just fuzzy images of a brunette woman and a man with a very strange mustache. Unlike Roy, she’s less curious and snoopy, so she hasn’t found any of the pictures or childhood possessions that Papa forgot to burn, so she hasn’t realized that Guy Mortadello is her father. It’d be extremely awkward if she found out, especially since she’s had physical confrontations with him before as Ninjoy.

-Joy wears her hair in pigtails because she likes to yank on them when she’s stressed. It’s also because she likes how they spin when she whips she head around.

-Her favorite type of pizza is Chicago deep dish and thin New York style pizza, as opposed to Roy and Papa’s love of traditional Italian pizza. She mostly likes how she can carry New York style pizza around easier and deep dish pizza helps her sleep better. She also likes to put octopus and wasabi on her pizza sometimes, which is absolute bull honkey, but Roy sometimes puts chocolate chips in his, so he can’t judge.

-Her and Moe’s relationship can be compared to Allan and Lisa’s. They never say they’re dating, but they’re clearly dating or at least in love. They met at a comic book convention when she was in Sakura Bay, where they bonded over their love of Windstorm. They occasionally steal each other’s accessories and have dates after the pizzeria closes. Okay like how the heck can they not tell that they both have secret identities as heroes and villains im serious I’ll never get over this

-She’s participated in just about every girls’ sports team at Croquembouche Prep Academy, except for cheerleading since she kept clashing with Prudence. Especially in gymnastics, soccer, and dance. Even though they grew apart, Roy and Papa still made efforts to attend all of her games.

-Joys secretly runs one of those Marvel x reader blogs on tumblr. Hers in particular is called cherry.lips.bloody.lies (the pure edge is what sends me), and it’s extremely popular. She also makes a bunch of Instagram Marvel edits on a finsta page of the same name. She just loves superheroes so much, especially Captain America, but she’d die of embarrassment if anyone ever found them (Papa has and was gonna tease her about it, but he’s too emotionally invested in her fics to do so).

-Joy sometimes throws pizzas or order tickets into the kitchen or vaults over everything to make pizzas. She’s also cut ingredients and pizzas with ninja stars and katanas.

-She and Dynamoe are complete enemies because of Dynamoe’s persistence to make peoples’ lives a living hell, but they have a very strong and noticeable romantic tension. She and Perri Platypus are sometimes allies, but Perri Platypus is sometimes incompetent in the subject of being a hero, so Joy always pulls the weight.

-In the Hell’s Kitchen AU, she’s encouraging, but still completely ruthless as a sous chef. She’ll console you when Papa makes you cry and then immediately make you cry right after when you send up undercooked Wellington’s.

-She’s secretly been jealous of Roy because he seemed to be more favored by Papa growing up. Despite being surrounded by fans and friends who loved her, she kinda yearned for the simple friend group and family relationship that Roy had.

-Okay Joy ain’t really too significant to me, mostly because I’m still frustrated with how easy you can tell her identity as Ninjoy, but I do love her pigtails.

[purple-ktj]

Thank you for answering my ask about who had feelings first Tae or Jin. If it's not too much to ask, would you please do a thorough break of the time Taejin's relationship from beginning till now. Always you are the best 💜💜💜

I’m sorry I answered late! I didn’t forget but I just got busy and it took a long time looking at their relationship as a whole to put this together. I’ve broken their possible relationship phases into years from 2013 -2020. This is by no means all of it, I’ve only included events which I believe is a sort of indicator of their relationship at that point of time. 

Also, as usual, disclaimer. This is all a product of my observations only and I don’t claim anything. Feel free to disagree and point out if something is off. All the events are true, my speculations are just speculations. I might add on more details and make it more complete and post in a separate post. 

Pre-2013 (Tae develops a crush first)

The first time Tae saw Jin, he grinded against him.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEd7JrDLfto 

When Tae first met Jin, he did a grinding dance against him because he was told to make a first impression. He must have found Jin attractive to be able to grind against him at first meet. In the comments section of the video, someone commented that “No straight male would ever grind against a stranger older male no matter WHO tells him to”. I agree with this wholeheartedly and this is the earliest indication that he might have ‘fallen in love’ at first sight, if not, there was definitely physical attraction on his end first. 

They bonded over many similar hobbies, such as anime, food and games.

They went to eat out everyday when they were trainees. 

2013 (Tae’s crush grows bigger, Jin’s feelings develop over time)

Jin revealed that Tae asked him to shower together so he did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Gvf4TA4dc

16 Jun 2013 VJin’s first vlog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyjkAcLkcX0&t=6s

Rookie King Ep 7, Tae’s expression when Jin was hit by the bat, Tae brushed Jin’s teeth with wasabi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtv1HYVe_aU

Rookie King Ep 8 Inappropriate piggybacking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abWfxiTc3jc

11 Nov 2013 VJin’s last vlog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t68qZcPMFWc&t=3s

Tae’s crush is extremely obvious. He looks at Jin like Jin holds the stars and galaxies during their vlogs. He’s still in his awkward teenager phase with hormonal tendencies, most of the time he has little control over his moods and actions. He has self confessed to being the “troublemaker” at their dorm and his emotions go into overdrive that Jin often has to calm him down. In his Rookie King profile, he says “Jin hyung takes care of me, he always calms me down when I’m being unpredictable” Jin gets his nickname ctrl-V from this. This would explain him humping Jin unabashedly while they’re playing the piggyback game in Rookie King ep 8 and also asking Jin to shower together; he doesn’t know how to control his crush, so he’s expressing his feelings in his own unique ways. 

Jin acknowledges that he is the closest to Tae, and spends the most time with him. He talks about Tae with huge fondness and adoration. I don’t know what goes on in the mind of 21 year old Jin to be announcing that Tae asked to shower with him then confirming that they did. Unfortunately, he doesn’t seem to notice that Tae actually minded and felt embarrassed about Jin telling this to their fans. He may have subconsciously developed feelings slowly but doesn’t know it till much much later as he’s transitioning into his adult phase and has a lot on his plate during early debut days. 

2014 (Jin figuring himself out)

14 Jun 2014 Radio Interview of Taehyung competing for Jin’s attention and his ideal type

14 Jun 2014 Questionable Tweets by Taejin on Kiss Day https://twitter.com/BTS_twt/status/477722263224348673

https://twitter.com/BTS_twt/status/477731802904137728

Tae and Jin posted questionable tweets saying “It starts from today!” on Kiss day in Korea. As the name suggests, it’s an unofficial romantic celebration for couples or to-be-couples to kiss. This is the same day they had a radio interview where they were asked to describe their ideal types. Jin says he likes a girl who can cook and clean, two things he’s good at. Tae tries to describe a girl who can take care of him well, but his eyes are anxiously flitting to Jin. He looks and sounds so baby that the radio hosts ask him if he’s a mama’s boy so he ends up saying his ideal type is a girl who is like a mother. There’s a good chance he was actually trying to describe Jin’s nickname ctrl-v. 

Then Jin talks about Tae’s sleeping habits and in doing so reveals that the both of them sleep next to each other in the same bed often. Funny enough, the both of them discover that they share the same sleeping habits. (They have opposite attracting personalities, both are winter babies, many shared hobbies and many similar habits even when unconscious. What are the chances?) Tae’s crush grows deeper, but Jin’s expressions don’t reveal much. He took a relatively long period of time trying to figure himself out and what Tae really is to him. 

2015 (Platonic lines blurred)

02 Aug 2015 Run BTS Episode 2. Jin sits in Tae’s lap and they spit in each other’s faces. 

Jin is okay with sitting in Tae’s lap but he’s not okay with holding hands while they play the game. He’s also sputtering “Where do you think you’re touching?” when Tae goes for his nipples. (In comparison, the others also attacked each other’s nipples and they were completely fine). Also, Yoongi seems to be the first to notice that something is “off” with Taejin. 

12 Dec 2015 BTS Gayo Track 9 aired. Jin changed into a tight t shirt enhancing his wide shoulders and Tae couldn’t control his expressions https://www.vlive.tv/video/4025?channelCode=FE619

A whole 20 seconds from this Gayo episode is enough to show how whipped Tae is for Jin physically and emotionally. Jin exposing his world wide shoulders in a tight fitting shirt is enough to throw Tae’s mind into chaos. Also a pretty good indicator that they definitely weren’t a couple at this point of time. Their feelings might not have been mutual yet but Jin would have to be incredibly dense to not notice Tae’s blatant crush on him. 

2016 (Feelings become mutual, non-platonic, conflicts arise)

During Fire era Jin broke out of his shell

An emotional roller coaster year. It is likely that if they started a relationship, this is the most fitting year. Otherwise there’s no logical explanation for their behaviour during BV1 and the end year MAMA performance. It was not smooth sailing, there were many on and off moments throughout this year to early 2017. 

31 Mar 2016 Hwarang filming began (Ended in Sep)

Tae gets exposure to a new circle of friends outside of BTS (Hwarang hyungs) who he could really connect to. He turns 21, an age where he’s growing up rapidly mentally and is transitioning into his adult phase. Tae’s juggling his time between his Hwarang hyungs and BTS members. Much later we learn from Jimin that Tae had been spending more time and giving more attention to the Hwarang gang and they felt sad about it. Also Tae’s ��jealousy’ deepens specifically when he sees Namjin getting friendly or Jin giving JK extra attention. Whatever they were at this point of time, he can’t flaunt it but has to endure watching his other half be friendly or touchy with others. He’s learning more and more about himself and his relationships with others. 

17 May 2016 BV1 filming

Taejin was going through some rough patches during filming. They were both distant, there was friction between them. Jin was frustrated and out of it most of the time, he channeled his frustration into their fake fight. He also wore Tae’s torn pink shirt despite not making eye contact nor talking. Then he hugged Tae for so long out of nowhere. Near the end they were distant again. There was definitely ongoing conflict from the start to the end of BV1 filming. Tae was stuck to JK and Jin to Yoongi. 

10 Oct 2016 Stigma released

In Wings album, Stigma was released as Tae’s solo song. Namjoon has explained that he admittedly does not know too much about Stigma so he doesn’t want to speculate too much about it, only that it has a personal significance for Tae himself. 

02 Dec 2016 MAMA performance, flirting, them running late to receive the award https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD0DLOVJMLI&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvb4MVc_ZMs

At the end of 2016, we were blessed with the most epic performance of BST with Tae feeling Jin up on stage. They get very touchy sitting next to each other, couldn’t keep their hands off each other and flirt heavily. Both of them run late to receive their award and they’re so flustered that it’s hard to think nothing happened backstage. This is why Taejinnies say they’re either on or off, there’s no in between. They’re either all over each other or standing at opposite ends of the room. 

24 Dec 2016 Christmas vlive, Tae was very possessive of Jin and touching him a lot 

This vlive shows Taejin’s dynamics shifting again after their BV1 conflict happened. Throughout the whole gift exchange, notably Tae is in ‘dominance’, because he manhandles and hugs Jin close to him a lot. It’s usual that Jin allows Tae to do whatever he wants to him, it’s not so usual that Tae would insistently and physically be this possessive and clingy. 

2017 (Fights and making up)

13 Feb 2017 YNWA Show, Jin had to kiss Namjoon’s cheek as punishment and Tae was very uncomfortable

22 Feb 2017 Jin’s graduation vlive

25 Feb 2017 Behind the scenes of Music Core https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psp3kWoNdPQ

In the behind the scenes, Jimin, Tae and Jin bicker over Tae giving more love and attention to his Hwarang hyungs and not enough for BTS. They may say it jokingly, however there’s probably some truth to it as during this period, Jimin and Jin are often seen paired together and they get closer during Tae’s absence. 

05 Mar 2017 Jin “complains” that Tae sleeps in his tiny bed with him on Hello Counsellor. Jimin appears on the show with him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgAo9YScWA

Once again, it’s Jin who reveals stories about them sleeping together. If he really wanted Tae to stop, he wouldn’t ‘complain’ about this in a broadcast and expose him further. It’s only appropriate to tell the person directly. What he really did was to announce that Tae sleeps with him in the same bed often. Again. Albeit he turned it into a joke since it was filming for TV. That said, I still don’t actually understand what intentions he had to announce their sleeping habits to the general public because Jin is the type of person who is good at keeping secrets and he only says things he wants people to know. Which means, he wants us to know that Tae is still sleeping with him since debut, but why? Laying his claim on Tae maybe? 

23 Mar 2017 Burn the Stage fight in Newark

Their fight explodes in front of the documentary camera and it is not limited to choreography issues. 

03 Apr 2017 BV2 filming

24 Apr 2017 Wearing couple hoodies at the airport

21 May 2017 Spotted on a date with J-Hope in LA

09 Jun 2017 4 o clock was released. 

4 o clock lyrics could be a manifestation of Tae’s worries about his personal relationship with Jin that he confides in Jimin with the help of Namjoon. 

Custom Tom Ford coat gift revealed on BTS Run

11 Nov 2017 Spotted on a Pepero Day date by K-army

20 Nov 2017 AMAs vlive

29 Dec 2017 Jin confessing his love for Taehyung on his birthday on National TV

Jin gave Taehyung interlocking bracelet for his birthday

After their outburst in the Burn The Stage fight, they make up like never before as they are literally inseparable for the rest of 2017. In fact they aren’t just inseparable, they behave like a couple in their honeymoon phase. 

2018 (Jealousy still going on throughout this year)

25 Jan 2018 SMA DNA Taejin famous backhug

Love Yourself Tour, So What intense moments started. Their mutual attraction and chemistry is overwhelming.

13 Jun 2018 EIIDIY duet for their Prom Party

J-Hope reveals that the Burn the Stage fight wasn’t the one off incident and they always fought during that period of time. He also confirms that they’ve been inseparable ever since. 

26 Jun 2018 Jin revealed his interlocking bracelet gift on Saipan Summer Package, 6 months later. Another moment that makes me question his intentions for announcing. There was no need to, unless he was again, ‘laying his claim’ on Tae. 

29 Jul 2018 We Love BTS interview

Tae’s comment about Jin “I like Jin-hyung the most. Jin-hyung is… first of all he’s handsome. He really works hard to make sure our team’s colour stands out. We don’t see it up front but the one who practices the hardest in his hotel room all alone at night is him. He is mentally very strong. He might have a weak inner side but he shows a strong mentality to the members and takes care of us and heals us one by one. I’m very thankful for him.” Tae describes Jin with words carefully chosen and says it with all his sincerity, that he really likes Jin-hyung the most. 

10 Nov 2018 Tae posting a photo of Jin’s hands in heart shape in what I assume is Jin’s personal apartment https://twitter.com/BTS_twt/status/1061178504841068545

2019 (Relatively stable)

09 Jun 2019 VHope’s vlive

Tae revealed that he watched CMBYN shortly after Taejinnies linked the movie to their footsie play. He said he liked the movie a lot, it has a lot of deep meaning and he recommends it. In short, acknowledging and “confirming” the speculations. 

12 Jun 2019 BTS Festa 2019 (Aired on this day but filmed earlier because their hair colours are different)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPW2PCPYzEE&t=1991s

Jin’s comment regarding Tae “Taehyung, not long after our debut, just like how Namjoon couldn’t understand me, I couldn’t understand him. It was something like this, when you tell him not to do something, he would do it more. He was unique like that. With time, we talked a lot about that, we asked him to mind certain things. After having all those talks, he’s changed so much. Out of everyone in the group, he’s had the most positive changes. It’s not that he was bad, he was free-spirited. His unique personality was great for shows but people around him had it tough.” 

Pied Piper flirting 

Domestic behaviour during BV4

Jin being a huge flirt on his own birthday vlive

By now, it’s apparent that even though Jin is the one who’s more wary of the camera and is sneakier about his secret gazes at Tae, he does grander love confessions on a huge scale. From showering together, sharing the same bed for years since debut, confessing his love on National TV year end show, revealing a gift that we wouldn’t have known otherwise, hugging him tightly on an award show performance, claiming Tae as his birthday gift on a vlive while millions are watching. 

2020

Constantly together during comeback season preparation

Grammy’s (vlive, performance, interviews)

Tae being clingy while they’re overseas (Not just 2020, but throughout the years)

TBC (This is a little messy I may come back and edit)

[nad-zeta]

Hi there! If your ask box is still open, how would Masamune, Nobunaga, Ieyasu, Sasuke, and Hideyoshi react to their favorite character from their favorite story coming to life (suppose the reader is their favorite character)? Thanks!!

(｡◕‿◕｡)Hi, there love! Thank you so much for the request! Hehe, honestly I had a hard time wrapping my head around this! I had so many ideas bouncing around lol, but this is what I ended up with, lol I am not sure if this is what you envisioned but yeah. So I am a sucker for romance fairytales, and I know absolutely nothing about Japanese fairytales… oops… so I chose some of my favs. I hope that is okay with you!

Warlord React to Fairytale character coming to life feat: Masamune, Nobunaga, Sasuke and Ieyasu 

Masamune- Tarzan

Every night as a child while the head maid tucked Masamune in bed, she would tell him a new fairytale (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Masamune’s life was hard, with him having killed his father and his mother constantly trying to kill him 

The maid knew he needed to escape and the best way for a child to do that is through imagination (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Masamune had taken a particular liking to one of the fairytale

Tarzan (✪㉨✪)

He like that he was strong, wild and free ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Although Tarzan was by no means his favourite character, his favourite was Jane  ❤

His eye would light up in delight the second Jane entered into the story

♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

He loves how she spoke her mind freely and how she lived with so much conviction (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

He would often tell the maid that if Jane were a real woman he would marry her in a heartbeat  -ω(‘•ω•｀)♡

Masamune forgot about the story of the wild jungle man and the stubborn love interest as he grew older

Until one night

He was out in the forest taking a walk and clearing his head when he saw a woman falling out of the sky (◯Δ◯∥)

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief (ﾟωﾟ;)

He steadied himself and caught her in his arms (っ*’∀｀*)っ

NO WAY ◉_◉

He got a closer look at her- IT WAS JANE (•ω•)

He asked you a billion questions  �(ﾟ□ﾟ*川

You had told him that you didn’t know who Tarzan was, and that you were busy walking in the jungle when all of a sudden the sky swallowed you up

(｡◕‿◕｡)

Cue masa smirking like a cat that got the cream (^-人-^)

He showed you around Azuchi, and you were amazed by everything

You were especially shook to see Masa having a pet tiger (◕▿◕✿)

Masamune was completely awe stuck you were exactly how the stories described you to be, strong, resilient, determined, stubborn and extremely curious ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Just as you had saved him in his childhood, you had appeared to him once more to help him, except this time you were real (◠‿◠✿)

You lead him out of the darkness that covered him and back into the light, in some ways his life was like Tarzan and finally he had found his Jane

(>^_^)><(^o^<)

Nobunaga- Snow white

Nobunaga loved his mother, she was the kindest sweetest person in the whole world (◕ω◕✿)

Every night before bed she would tell him a love story about a fair maiden and an evil queen

 ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀ (｀∀’)Ψ

Nobunaga loved this story, and he would always low key get jealous of the 7 dwarves getting to live with such a wonderful person (ʘᗩʘ’)

(¬_¬)

He found her innocence and purity refreshing, and he definitely wanted to kill that evil queen for trying to poison his love with an apple 

̿ ‘“\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’ ̿’ ’ ̿

His mom would always just laugh and shake her head when he would loudly proclaim 

“Wherever you are evil queen you better watch out cause ima kill you for trying to hurt my precious snow white” ╭( ･ㅂ･)و

That night as Nobunaga was staring at the moon and drinking sake, when a fond memory popped up (人◕ω◕)

He remembered his mother and the wonderful stories she would tell him as a child 

(◕‿◕✿)

He went to his desk drawer and fished out the old fairytale book

He traced over the name of the book with his fingertips (´･ω ･ )…oо 

“I wish I could meet someone as wonderful and you one day”

(◡‿◡✿)

At that moment a shooting star flashed across the sky and the book he was holding started to glow (꒪ȏ꒪;)

Nobu threw the book in panic and it landed in the middle of his room

（ノ○Д○）ノ＝＝＝┠

He watched as the book opened up and the light coming from inside growing brighter and brighter ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

Nobunga was SHOOK ◉_◉

A beautiful woman with lips as red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin as white as snow appeared before his eyes (;ﾟдﾟ)

You looked up at him with her big doe eyes, and he instantly lost his heart

(⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡

You were super confused, one moment you were in the forest with some creepy dwarfs accepting an apple from some nice old witch lady, and now you are here ☼.☼

Oh right the apple, you honestly could never say no to free snacks

As you lifted the apple to take a bite (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

“NOOOOOOO DON’T EAT THAT” ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

“Why some nice creepy old witch gave it to me, plus I'm kinda hungry”

“Silly girl, it's poisoned, didn’t your mom ever teach you never to accept food from strangers”  (ー_ー)!!

“Nope”, you were super naïve and way too trusting

(✿◠‿◠)

You took a bite of the apple and in the next moment everything around you went black (︶｡︶✽)

“Fool, good thing mother taught me what to do in these kinds of situations” (≖ᴗ≖✿)

Remembering that the kiss of true love could break any curse he gently cradled you in his arms and leaned in to kiss you  (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡

He stopped mere millimetres away from your lips, doubts creeping in

“Perhaps I'm the fool for having believed in fairytales all my life”

And with that, he kissed you  (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

And the two of you cuties lived happily ever after

♡｡ﾟ.(*♡´‿` 人´‿` ♡*)ﾟ♡ °・

Ieyasu- Sleeping beauty

As a child Ieyasu moved around from place to place as a hostage

His favourite place was with the Oda family （´・｀’ ）♡

Yeah Nobunaga was alright, but his mom, his mom was so sweet and kind (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

She would drag him to sit with her and Nobunaga and read them fairytales

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Ieyasu would always roll his eyes at the young Nobie proclaiming the snow-white would one day be his wife ⚆ _ ⚆

“Yeah right if anything you will probably end up marrying the evil queen”

(¬‿¬)

Cue Nobu wrestling with Ieyasu

(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)

“Don’t pretend like you haven’t taken a liking to the princess in that one story” ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ

“I don’t know what you are talking about” 

(；一_一)

“OOoooh really then why do you always blush whenever mother mentions sleeping beauty” young Nobu would say with a smirk ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

“S-shut up, I don’t know what you're talking about” the little Yasu would reply while giving Nobu a brotherly punch (*≧∀≦*)

Years later

Ieyasu dreamt about Nobunaga and his mother and the story about the sleeping princess (◕ω◕✿)

As a child he used to wish on the morning star that somehow he would be able to meet that girl one day (人ゝω・）

Ieyasu woke up, from the dream feeling someone beside him 

He was still half asleep and couldn't help but notice the scent of flowers, it was warm and comforting and before he knew it he was cuddled closer 

(/^-^(^ ^*)/

In that moment he fully woke up (☉_☉)

His eyes went wide at the woman who slept peacefully beside him

(◎_◎;)

He gave a small squeak and instantly backed away )Д⊙`)

Wasabi was curious as to what all the commotion was about, and came prancing into Ieyasu's room ˚ᆺ˚ (◕ω◕✿)

Curious Wasabe trotted her way up to the woman and sniffed her face

˚ᆺ˚ (^̮^)

She smelled just like flowers and the little fawn couldn’t help but nibble      on her nose (◕ω◕✿)

You woke up, giving a big yawn as you moved to sit up and stretch （⌒▽⌒）

You saw a sweet little fawn nuzzling your face with her nose and you let out a chucked (◠‿◠✿)

“Morning Wasabi” ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

Ieyasu, was in the corner of his room rocking back and forth (•ﾟдﾟ•)

“H-how did you know her name,” he asked shyly ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

“ Oooh she told me” (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

“WAIT, you can talk to animals,” Ieyasu got up and cautiously made his way towards you  (⑉⊙ȏ⊙)

There was no way this was happening to him, you looked and acted exactly like the girl from his favourite fairytale ◉_◉

You noticed the room was a little messy from Ieyasu’s freaking out and decided to help him clean it up  (｡・‧̫・｡).*＊♡

You summoned your forest friends to help tidy up the place 

(◕‿◕✿) ʕᴥ·　ʔ 

Ieyasu.exe stopped working ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

He soon got used to the idea that his favourite fairytale character had come to life and started asking you a billion questions in that contrary way of his   (♡´❍`‘)*✧‘✰ ‘*

It didn’t take long for you two cuties to fall in love  ( ° ᴗ°)~ð (/❛o❛\)

And now the two of you can often be found sleeping the day away

Or dancing together while you hum your favourite song 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

Sasuke- Frozen

Before Sasuke travelled back to the future he watched a bunch of Disney movies | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

He had taken a liking to the newest one “Frozen” ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

He especially liked the funny quirky redhead named Anna (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

He would at times find his mind drifting to the movie and his favourite female character ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

One day during a banquet he saw her ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and pinched himself ⚆ _ ⚆

This can’t be real ◉_◉

You happily made your way up to the scientist and introduced yourself

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

He was shook （（（゜Д゜；）））

You simply shrugged off the fact that you were in a different place 

ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

Your sister had shut you out her life and you had never left the confines of your castle, so you were so ready for a new adventure ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Sasuke showed you around Kasugayama and you were in complete awe at everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

You and Sasuke spent the whole banquet making joke and pranking people (¬‿¬)

Yuki was a little suspicious of you, and as is the standard procedure for the boy, he called you an evil enchantress ⚆ _ ⚆

Sasuke broke out in laughter when you rolled your eyes and sarcastically replied “Nope, that would be my sister”  (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Sasuke still couldn’t believe it  =^_^=

Not only had he discovered time travel but now his all-time favourite movie crush had come to life (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Of course, Sasuke being Sasuke he did what any reasonable person would do in this situation (─‿‿─)

He broke out into song  (/◕ヮ◕)/

So the two of you sang “Love is an open door” and lived happily ever after

 ٩(*❛⊰❛)ʓਡ～❤ ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

The end  ♥

 I hope you enjoyed it dear! ＼(^ω^＼)

[winterune]

A Gift from the Heart

A Final Fantasy VII Fanfiction

Part 2 of @finalheaven‘s CloTi Confessions 2020: White Day

Word count: 2207

Rating: T

Summary: There is a common unspoken rule among men: you should return the gift you received on Valentine's Day three times its value on White Day. Now, White Day is tomorrow, and Cloud still has yet to decide what he wants to give Tifa.

A/N: not sure how this turned out. Been fighting against a slump so...yeah ^^; This is probably weird

Also available on AO3. 

~*~*~*~*~

White Day was tomorrow, and Cloud had no idea what he should give Tifa. Chocolate was probably the safest thing. White chocolate was advertised everywhere—from TVs to radio shows. That was the only thing he had been seeing these past several weeks. But, wouldn’t that be too ordinary? Too common of a gift? Everyone would probably give a white chocolate to their girlfriends.

Barret had laughed when he heard Cloud had not bought anything for Tifa, said something about how Tifa would be so sad if she didn’t get anything in return. Cloud was having lunch alone in a cafe when Barret had sauntered in and took the seat across from him without his consent. “You’re not helping,” Cloud had muttered, because yes, he knew how sad Tifa would be and he needed to up his game if he wanted to be able to get her something on time.

“Just buy a chocolate somewhere, I’m sure that’ll be enough.” Enough was the keyword, as Cloud wanted it more than enough. If he had settled for enough, he would have already bought one of those fancy chocolates he had eyed in a couple stores that he knew Tifa would like. But it didn’t feel personal enough. “Or, well, I heard fancy guys buy them jewelries.”

That caught his attention. He looked up at the dark, burly man. “Jewelries?”

Barret nodded, through a mouthful of burger. “Jewelries,” Barret repeated. “Rings? Necklaces? Bracelets? All those girly stuffs.”

Jewelries. He hadn’t thought of that before. It would be nice to get her matching rings or something. But he probably couldn’t have custom-made rings ready by the end of the day. Dammit. He should have thought of this sooner.

“Or,” Barret went on. Cloud glanced at him and found him grinning.

“What?”

Barret leaned over the table and motioned for Cloud to do the same. Furrowing his eyebrow, Cloud did as he was told. However , he hadn’t expected Barret to say something so…obscene.

“You could buy her some lingerie,” Barret murmured.

Cloud didn’t know how he looked. Feeling his face heating up, he had pushed away from the table so sudden that his chair scrapped against the floor. Whatever word he had had in mind as a retort or a counter was immediately gone and replaced by a blank page, leaving him speechless. Barret, on the hand, was laughing so hard and hitting his leg that they were drawing other people’s attentions to them. The stares didn’t help Cloud’s embarrassment at all.

“Oh, man, the look on your face!” Barret said between laughter.

Realizing it had only been a joke, Cloud’s mortification slowly transformed into irritation and he scowled. “That’s not funny,” he said.

“But your face is.”

“I meant the joke.”

Barret looked at him, wiping tears away from his eyes, as he, finally, managed to control himself. “What joke?”

“That,”—lingerie—”joke.” How the hell could he buy her that?

Barret tilted his head to the side, genuinely confused, before his eyes lit up with understanding, and he started grinning again. “That’s not a joke.”

“What do you mean that’s not a joke?”

“Oh, God, you really have no clue about this, do you?” Barret said, taking another bite off his burger. “Sure, the meanings aren’t set in stone, but—” he looked at Cloud, who cocked an eyebrow and demanded an explanation, and sighed, though he was still smirking when he said, “I feel sorry for Tifa.”

Cloud gritted his teeth. If Barret wasn’t going to give him any useful advice, then he could just look for it somewhere else. He had finished his lunch and left the table with an irritated huff.

***

He had asked Zack once what his friend was going to give Aerith for White Day. They had been going out for several years now and Cloud had hoped Zack could give him some sort of light on the matter. Sure, this wasn’t the first time he would give Tifa a White Day gift, but it would be their first time as a couple, and Cloud wanted to do it right.

“How do you measure a homemade chocolate?” he had asked his friend once, on their way out of a meat shop after having gone in to finish a delivery job.

“What do you mean?” Zack had asked.

“You know, that rule. The three-times-the-value rule?” It was a common unspoken rule among men that they should give back three times the value of what they had received. Cloud had never really cared much for it before because there hadn’t been much meaning behind the chocolates that he had received. He would just give Tifa some sweets that she liked and that would be that. But it was different now. He had received his first ever honmei chocolate. How the hell should he return the favor? Not to mention it was homemade, delicious, intricately designed, with a cute little message on the side too.

When Cloud told Zack about all of this, Zack only nodded understandingly. “You could always buy her some of those fancy chocolates,” he had said. “Or flowers. I give Aerith flowers sometimes. Or, what about making her something?”

“As in cook her something?”

“Yeah, you’re a decent cook—at least, more decent than me, I think," Zack said. "What better way to return a homemade chocolate than a homemade cooking of yourself?"

Cloud shook his head. He would rather buy those chocolates than have Tifa eat his disastrous cooking on White Day.

“Well, what about—” Zack cast his eyes around him, but before he could spot anything, a figure had jumped into their line of sight: Yuffie, still in her school uniform, her grey scarf billowing around her. Cloud and Zack jumped in surprise.

“Hey, guys!” she greeted them in that flashy fashion of hers.

“God, Yuffie, you’re going to give me a heart attack!” Zack said with a hand to his chest, but Yuffie just grinned it away.

“Where did you come from anyway?” Cloud asked.

“School?” Cloud and Zack frowned. That was not what he’d meant. “Hey, it’s not my fault you two were too engrossed in your own little gossiping to notice—” She caught herself, then whipped her head at the two boys, grinning mischievously. “Were you talking about White Day?”

“No,” Zack immediately said.

“You are!” Yuffie exclaimed. She looked at Cloud. “Do you know what you’re going to get Tifa yet?”

“Yuffie—”

But she took Cloud’s silence as answer enough, and immediately said, “Did you know that marshmallows are so in, right now?”

“Marshmallows?” Cloud asked.

Yuffie nodded enthusiastically, her grin growing wider. “Yes! They have these little chocolates covered in these white marshmallows and they look so cute! I’m sure Tifa would—”

Zack smacked her at the back of her head, cutting her words off. “Don’t give him any weird ideas, all right?” he said, frowning. “And I haven’t paid you back for the wasabi prank you pulled last time.”

“Ah, yes, did you like my present?” Yuffie asked, grinning up at him, as though he hadn’t just reprimanded her. “You’d better give me a White Day present too.”

“Oh, just you wait, I’m going to give you ten-fold for what you gave me.”

Yuffie gave a feral grin. “Bring it on, my friend.”

Cloud looked at one person to the other. Zack had said something about Yuffie messing with Aerith’s chocolates that he had ended up eating some wasabi chocolates on Valentine’s Day. Cloud hadn’t been able to stop himself from laughing when he heard it. But, knowing that they had been making the chocolates together, Cloud could only be grateful that those wasabi ones hadn’t gotten into Tifa’s batch. He didn’t have any score to settle with Yuffie right now, so he decided to leave the two be and went on White-Day-gift hunting by himself.

***

For all his reluctance to buy chocolates, Cloud ended up buying one from one of the stores that he knew Tifa liked—because he was running out of time and he didn’t know what he should do. A heart-shaped box filled with various white chocolates. This should be enough, he told himself, even though part of him felt he should buy something else. Maybe some candies, or cookies—jewelries. That was what Barret had told him. But he had spent a lot of money on this chocolate alone that he wasn’t sure he had much to spare for an additional jewelry.

Cloud desperately looked for ideas when his eyes fell on a game center building across the street. He didn’t know what had gotten over him when his feet decided to take him there. It had been so long since he last entered one of these and Cloud had almost forgotten how crowded they could get. It was filled with mostly children to high schoolers playing shooting games or racing games or dancing games. His eyes searched for the specific machine that he was looking for and finally found it somewhere near the back.

Crane games.

He remembered playing a lot of these back when he was a kid, and he was quite decent at them—though probably not extremely good either. Sometimes, not knowing what to give Tifa for her birthday, Cloud would spend hours here trying to get that one stuffed animal or another for her. He remembered getting her a white stuffed carbuncle from one of these machines in middle school. He wondered if Tifa still remembered that.

The machines now had a ‘WHITE DAY SPECIAL’ banner on them and he could see various stuffed animals or chocolates or even some cute jewelries in there. He even spotted a white chocobo. She had given him a chocobo chocolate, so it would be great if he could get her a chocobo-themed gift too. Would it be okay to get her one of these? It’s not fancy nor expensive but at least he would put some effort to get it, instead of just picking one and paying for it at the cashier.

And maybe, Tifa would appreciate the nostalgic gesture.

Staring at the chocolate in his hand, Cloud fished in his pocket for some change and decided to give the game a try.

***

He waited for her at the park, at a favorite spot of theirs, beneath a tree overlooking a lake. In the spring, the tree would hold a plethora of sakura, and they would often have a picnic here with Zack and Aerith to watch the flowers blooming. Now, however, there were only a foliage of green leaves waiting for spring to arrive.

Cloud held the presents in his hands—the box of white chocolates and the white stuffed chocobo wrapped in white paper and red ribbon. He had won it after several tries, and when he was taking it out of the machine, it had come to him as a surprise to find a silver chain bracelet hanging around its neck with a silver chocobo charm attached to it. And it had looked so authentic—not one of those plastic imitations you could find in cheap stores.

Cloud had tried taking it off and worn it around his own wrist. If he hadn’t known any better, he would have thought the bracelet had been from some jewelry store, not won it in a seventy-gil crane game. When he imagined the bracelet around Tifa’s hand, he couldn’t stop himself from smiling.

“Cloud!”

Cloud looked up to suddenly find Tifa’s face directly in front of him. “Whoa!” he exclaimed, almost jumping in surprise and dropping her presents to the ground. “T—Tifa, how—wh—when did you get here?” he stammered, trying hard to get a firmer grip on the gifts

Tifa giggled. “Just now,” she said. “You seemed to be too focused on something, so I wanted to surprise you.” She smiled up at him. “Are those for me?”

Those… He looked down at his hands and forgot that his presents for her were out in the open. “Ah!” He fumbled to hide them away, but there was no use. She had seen them.

“Uh, yeah—” Gods! He wasn’t ready for this. He looked at her—at her grey overcoat and maroon scarf around her neck; at the way her dark hair was tucked behind her ears, revealing a hint of a blush on her cheeks—and, like always, the sight of her took his breath away. Maybe it would be all right. What mattered was the heart behind it, not the value of the present. He steeled himself and straightened his back. Taking a deep breath, he held out the presents and said, “Happy White Day, Tifa.”

Tifa looked at them and she smiled. As she took them into her hands, she stood on her tiptoes and brushed her lips against his cheek. “Thank you, Cloud.”

And there it was, her bright smile—a smile that made her eyes crinkle in delight and drove away any sort of anxiety, doubt, or hesitation Cloud had felt about his present. She’ll love it, he thought to himself. I’m sure of it. With that in mind, Cloud finally felt the tension leaving his body and his face finally relaxed into a smile.

~ END ~