#Jon is not a cinnamon roll

[honeyplus]

Jondami where Jon laughs at every mean comment Damian makes

[bodyhorrorprincess]

photo creds to berrrrrack on Pinterest

[lonelyslutavatar]

(I do not have the time or the energy to write this into a proper story, but in hopes of sharing the amusement, here is a scenario that popped into my head recently) Jon who maybe had a Bad Time while at university, and he kept failing until her dropped-out. He and Georgie still broke-up, but are doing the trying-to-be-friends thing, and he's still crashing on her couch (that's just. where he goes when he has no other options; the Georgie Couch). He's there when she starts doing her own podcast thing, and just by association, he winds up meeting Melanie earlier. They still hate each other, but because Jon is a raging skeptic and pissy little know-it-all, he winds up going with her on some of the ghost hunts.

Here is the funny part; this is a Jon who never works for the Magnus Institute, and never reads any statements. He STILL winds up getting Marked by various Fears because he's a danger-magnet, he just keeps thinking he met an elaborate hoaxer, like these are all episodes of Scooby-Doo. Melanie fights with him CONSTANTLY, but she has to admit, with his low sense of self-preservation, he's actually helpful when it comes to getting spooky footage, and when a supposed haunting really is fake, he finds out real quick. Melanie begins dating Georgie and moves in. Jon just... doesn't leave. Now their life is like a weird version of Three's Company, with two girlfriends and the scruffy gremlin man who lives with them.

Other funny part; they still eventually go to the Magnus Institute because both Georgie and Melanie want to research various topics. The Archives are a wreck, but Tim, Sasha, and Martin try to help track down the info. Elias sees this guy who is practically RADIOACTIVE with Fear, and he can't get Jon to work for him. It is driving him crazy. Also, this is Jon at his most blunt, who blurts out whatever random thoughts pop into his head. He doesn't care about being professional, he's the guy who antagonizes demons on a ghost show. So he just shakes Martin's had and says "Hello. Your chest looks more soft than a renaissance painting of heavenly clouds. Where's the bathroom?"

Ok but consider: Martin never left the library so he's constantly in direct contact with Jon, Georgie and Melanie. The library staff hates them because they're always causing a commotion. They are also worried about Martin (because Jon won't stop staring at his chests) and are considering just outright banning him. Martin is fine with it (even thinks Jon is cute in a creep gremlin way) but he has no say in the matter because he's the library's baby despite him insisting that he's in his late 30's (a lie).

[fanartsandstuff]

Please Let Them Be Little Bit Evil

[pain-is-too-tired]

Jonathan 'Jarchivist' Sims and Annabeth Chase would be best friends.

I stand by that.

[neko-sufis-world]

Jon my innocent cinnamon roll OwO

[coconut530]

Stephpotterdrawtober Day 13: Stranger

[fissions-chips]

Fuck it, I’m assigning snakes for everyone so I can draw more gorgons:

Tim- Eastern Indigo Snake

Reasoning as follows: Very big, very rare- they’re unfortunately endangered :’(- and glossy black + exceptionally pretty. They are neither venomous nor constrictor but instead what is known as a ‘thrasher’ which feels weirdly fitting for Tim.

Butler- ‘Arctic’ Boa Constrictor Imperator

One of the classic examples of ‘big, heavy snake’, but one with a bit of a better reputation than anacondas or retics. They (usually) have a much calmer temperament. Also I just like that there’s a gray morph since Butler doesn’t strike me as particularly colorful.

Jon- Leucistic Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

It’s a rattlesnake and it’s ivory white, enough said

Angeline- Piebald Albino Royal Python

Really I would say anything nonvenomous would be fitting for Angeline, but alas, this is the only snake I could find with this particular morph (there are retics that are albino pied but their patterning is different- also these guys are a lot friendlier looking)

Foxy- Palmetto Corn Snake

It looks like confetti. I feel that is reason enough.

Arno- Rhinoceros Viper

It is colorful and punk-looking. Look at it. It’s got little nose horns. It’s perfect.

Britva- Kaznakow’s Viper

I’m including him because I got curious and I genuinely didn’t realize Russia had so many vipers. This thing looks like it would hurt me and I’m assuming since I’ve seen it listed multiple times as ‘the deadliest snake in Russia’ despite that also being where the Saw-Scaled Viper is found, that it’s venom packs a mean punch. Also that pattern is just really neat.

[procrastiel]

This man actually described someone as being a ‘cinnamon roll’ during a public interview.

Fellow tumblrinas, I think we’re, slowly but surely, taking over the world.

@neil-gaiman talking about Good omens and Michael Sheen at the British library ♥️ About Aziraphale : "Michael having just become this cuddly cinnamon roll creature of pure love and joy, and knowing that everybody was just gonna want to cuddle him for 6 episodes until I let him break their hearts."

Full recording here :

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Neil Gaiman and Roz Kaveney at the British Library event Why We Need Fantasy 20.11.2023 :) ❤

Neil: Good omens Season One was, for me, an exercise in adaptation. I'd taken something, and I wanted to turn it into something else. Good Omens Season Two, on the other hand, was just an absolute joy, because now I knew I have Jon Hamm, and I can get him to do this stuff, and he's going to be walking naked through Soho at the beginning, and everybody is going to think they're going to hate him, and instead, he's going to be this marvelous, goofy figure that they will all love but kind of hate themselves for loving, but not know if he's a bad guy, but they'll love him anyway. And over here, I will have my Crowley, and I know that I can get David Tennant to do anything now, there is nothing that he will not go for. And so I can ask him to do things that are even more ridiculous. And then over here, I've got Michael Sheen, and everybody in the whole world just wants to..., you know, it is now forgotten by humanity that once upon a time, Michael Sheen was thought of as that actor who plays the really creepy people.

Roz: Yeah. I saw him in Kingdom of Heaven the other night and thought, oh, that was Michael Sheen.

Neil: That was Michael Sheen.

Roz: The evil priest that gets killed.

Neil: He used to play... I mean, he used to play creepy people, and everybody knew that if you want a good, slimy serial killer person, you go for Michael Sheen. Currently - I got a phone call from him the other day - a little Marco Polo video message from him with the strangest haircut I've seen, and I get strange messed... you know, hair, but this one, and he's playing Prince Andrew, so he's absolutely capable of still bringing in the creep. But, you know, Michael having just become this cuddly, cinnamon roll creature of pure love and joy and knowing that everybody was just going to want to cuddle him for six episodes until I let him break their hearts. I'm sorry. Perhaps he will-

Audience member: No, you're not.

Neil: Not even the tiniest bit. There is no sorrow in that.

Roz: I was in hospital when I saw Good Omens Two and the moment I finished watching it, I texted you and said, 'You magnificent bastard.'

Watch the whole event here :).

[riveracheron]

just by giving us office shenanigans, the magnus protocol is simulating the terrifying creeping dread of early magnus to me.

theyre making alice so silly and sam so sweet “cinnamon roll” and gwen so adorably bratty because they Know we know its gonna hurt.

they’re playing on our knowledge of this franchise to curate such a secondhand sense of “Oh Fuck” just waiting for it all go to shit. it’s terror they dont have to explicitly allude to because they Know we know. so good.

i just know they made sam make cat noises in his sleep to up his “awww sweet fandom baby. sweet cinnamon roll” factor Just because we know they’re going to destroy him

they saw the way we write precanon and gave it to us on a knowingly poisoned silver platter. sam is fanon martin, alice is fanon tim, gwen is fanon jon, celia is fanon sasha. but all their cute office shenanigans are soured now by Oh God Oh Fuck. its *genius*. even though we dont know the characters too well they are familiar. they are familiar and we love them already because they are familiar. their pain is familiar too and we know its coming.

. and colin is there to be our Reminder that this isnt a cute sitcom anime. colin is living in the horror genre . he is our Reminder so we don’t get too comfortable.

archives was so good at slow burn upping the stakes. protocol is Not Doing that for obvious reasons but the fear it illicits is the same creeping dread feeling.

[avanillaskyline]

I've been going through tma recently at the request of my girlfriend. She has, on multiple occasions, showed me the Jurgen Leitner rant. I know I'm not very far into it yet (MAG 53), but I'm under the impression he's getting a bad rep.

Like, we're dealing with a setting where people literally get eaten by the sky and evil worms that burrow into people and kill them in minutes. We're dealing with a setting where Fuckhands McMike can banish literally anyone to the Backrooms (and stab Jon??? Because he feels like it?????) and yet we hate Jurgen because he liked literature. ok. I am SURE there's more awful people out there than a silly lil fucked up book collector

Dude just wants a cool library and I support this, even if he's a little messed up. If he got his hands on the Necronomicon I firstly, wouldn't be surprised and secondly, would support him.

But I'm not buying it. Someone in the setting's gotta be worse

Like... Tim? No, Tim's an absolute himbo fuckboy, we can't hate him. Who else? Sasha's been kinda funky and off-putting since Mag 40 but hasn't been evil, Martin's our bestest cinnamon roll boy, and Jon's just a dedicated lil guy who gets beat up because the world hates him for no reason. We just met that new girl, Basira? She's got good vibes and I'd probably kill for Gertrude

Who else is left?? OH, ELIAS. He owns the archives and told off Jon to "not stalk his coworkers" (ok fun police), which is offensive to both me and Jon, so he automatically goes in the "bitch-ass mf" category and I do not like him

Jon's suspicious of him and SO AM I

(I'll reblog this when I get further in with more details, no spoilers please)

[damian-lil-babybat]

So you are telling me, that the son of the most devoted love team couple of all time that spans decades and multiverses, that Clark's other love interest was always a copy pasted of his one true soulmate (why give her name Lana? why?)...that same son, named after the most wholesome grandfather who love his wife to their twilight years....that Jonathan Samuel Kent IS BEING SPECULATED FOR POLYAMORY

Gosh!!!! I've been wanting that for Bruce for a long time, coz the man has hundreds of kids, and been almost married twice (possibly still is)...but never had a devoted solid life partner like Clois does.

But nooo give it to Jon.. my sunshine boy, who was not allowed to be a boy, and now in a mature relationships with more mature nature.

and do not give me the excuse that he was half alien and Kryptonian could be different social relations...His father is FULL KRYPTONIAN and he looked up to his Ma and Pa Kent like the holy scriptures of what good man and partner and human should be like!

...I can't. Please no more. 😭😭😭

Actually TK supersons are not good, there are many issues with his stories but he already said he not gonna write them seriously just silly stories so I can throw my brain to read it

The point is I heard DC will make Jon has a poly relationship.... if it's true then from now on, the only supersons in the main continuety I supported are TK supersons stories, canon Jon does not exist to me anymore

I'm truly disappointed now

[honeyplus]

Jon is more dangerous than Damian not because he’s evil or bad but because he’s sneaky. Unfortunately for Damian he wears his heart on his sleeve a bit, he’s always himself but Jon— Jon can shift and move with crowd. He’s hard to pin down, hard to anticipate. It’s easy to guess what will piss Damian off, less so Jon.

But they’re still different. You won’t hear the rattle before Damian strikes but Jon gives you the ability to hear his rattle because he knows he stronger than you. he knows most people are fighting a useless fight against him so he gives them chance to tuck tail and run.

It’s what makes them a very formidable team. They’ll both do anything to survive, making them both wild cards in their own right. Anyhow, this is my main point for power couple jondami and my argument for Jon not being a simpleton or a cinnamon roll.

[neko-sufis-world]

Picrew pic

Bunny! Jon

I feel like I want to hug him so badly 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Bunny! Usagi-Haji

Cat! Neko-Sufian

Ringo aka Edd's cat (from Eddsworld)

Sarita Delia aka Collins Angel's fiancee (New oc)

She's a woman who love gardening, animals and flowers. She really kind to people. She plans to marry with her college friend, Collins Angel. She works as garden flower worker at flower shop. She can be shy just like Fluttershy -v-

Me in real life

Mara aka Amato's friend

For @askfacultystaff

Usagi-Ijah with her new outfit which she got a gift from Teenager! Protective! Funky Funko

Yandere! Usagi-Haji and Felicity

Yandere! Usagi-Haji: Don't worry, my love~ No one will take you away from me~ You remember, you're mine. And only MINE~ 🔪😌❤️

Anistina Christiyyah

[toulousewayne]

Batfam Shenanigans Headcannons: Pt 6

When the League first took shape it was understood they should anyone need assistance in their own personal cities that someone would respond. By this point Superman and Batman had teamed up the most so it was understood that Batman Could work with others in Gotham he just prefer to bleed out first.

The first time the league met Robin it was kinda surprising. Batman entered the Watchtower and the League noticed the traffic signal dressed boy behind him.

“Spooky, whatcha got there?” Hal raised a brow.

“A dark Roast.” He drank his coffee.

“He meant the boy Bats.” Barry clarifies.

“I’m Robin.”

“….”

“…..”

“…..”

“Can you play games with your ring Mr. Lantern?” He beamed.

“We can keep him.” Hal replied.

The first time Green Arrow and Black Canary visited the cave they were met the a excited Robin who was happy that Batman let someone visit. Batman didn’t share the excitement.

During a mission Wonder Woman, Flash, and Hawkgirl visit the cave and come across the little gremlin that is Robin.

“Hello child, where is Bruce?” Diana beamed at the child. Dick munching on a cookie points behind him to Bruce hunched over at the Batcomputer. The group walk to him and he’s covered in bandages.

“You look like crap.” Diana pokes his side.

“I fought Bane and was thrown off the rooftop. But thanks.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Is there more cookies?” Flash asks.

A few years later when Batgirl joins Bruce, she’s immediately taken in by Dinah.

“Right hook.”

“Remember your center don’t expose yourself to an opponent.” Dinah calls out to Batgirl.

“You’re a great teacher Dinah.”

“Very kind, but we still have much work to do little Bat. Are you up for it?”

“Bring it.”

It’s comical how some of the Robin will just appear out of thin air. Hal walks into his room to find Robin (Tim) studying the Lantern battery. “Lost kid?”

“No.”

“…you bats always like this?”

“Like what?”

Clark doesn’t notice a Robin clinging to his leg like a baby kola bear.

“Uncle Clark can we get—“

“Ahhhhh, oh it’s just you.”

“You didn’t know I was here?” Dick looks up at him.

“Sorry, kiddo. I’m think we should get you a bell.”

“Okie.”

“So, the bag of heads. Were they real?” Barry asks between bits of chili dog.

“…I was a little theatrical back then.” Red Hood hums.

“But they were fake, right?”

“….”

Ollie can’t go five feet with other Spoiler and Black Bat following him like shadows.

“I don’t know if I’m supposed to be honored or terrified.”

“Both.” Cass replies.

“Father says you come from Mars, I’ve been told your people were intelligent and superior race. I wish to learn about your home planet.”

“Very well.” J’onn nods at Robin.

The Question enters his room to find his last three unsolved cases, solved and a fresh cup of coffee. He knows it’s the third Robin. He would always sneak off and go over clues with him while Batman was busy with the others.

HawkGirl and Spoiler love sparring together. They both find it entertaining watching the other women push herself and learn from one another.

Bart and Konner are the least bit surprised to find Tim at the computer screen in the exact same spot. They spend the next forty minutes trying to get Tim to take a break because he hasn’t blink once since they left him to go watch Jon’s baseball game.

Damian and Jason spend every Sunday together. It’s actually funny because Damian will agree to plans with Dick or Jon and cancel last minute because he and Jason are reading the next several chapters of a novel and munching on Cinnamon rolls Jason baked that day. Alfred the cat is invited too.

Sometimes Cass likes to keep tabs on her family, she has been known to scare the Justice League by watching Batman from the shadows. She enjoys scaring Superman the most. Bruce enjoys this too.

Donna and Wally are Dick’s emergency contacts. Bruce finds this a little hurtful but doesn’t question it. Donna is also Dick’s Power of Attorney incase someone needs to handle important matters for him should he be unable to do so.

Out of all of Dick’s OG team Damian likes Garth the best.

Starfire and Babs had a rocky start to the relationship but no the two are thick as thieves. They go to little shops together and movies. And they truly do have a sisterly bond, Kori will berate stores for not including wheelchair access and providing disabled bathrooms. Barbara has had break two guys hands from trying to get fresh while Kori was clothes shopping. The two even have weekly movie nights at the Clocktower.