#Johnlock imagines

[hobbitonmydick]

enough of all this “kissing” and “cuddling” nonsense. Imagine Sherlock taking a bullet for John. No second thoughts, no considering the possible outcomes. Just pure reflex. Then imagine John kicking the shooter’s ass (then shooting them with their own gun), and running to fall on his knees at Sherlock’s side. He’s got the detective’s head cradled on his lap, brushing his curly hair out of his eyes. Sherlock is choking on his own blood, trying to speak, only to allow more of it into his mouth. After several failed attempts at saying something to comfort the dying man (though John didn’t want to admit that that was what was happening), John just presses his lips to Sherlock’s. He gets a taste of the blood. But he savors the taste because it is the last — and the only — sample of Sherlock he will ever have. And then as the light behind Sherlock’s eyes gets dimmer and dimmer, John allows his tears to fall onto the other’s face. For a moment, the two of them are human. Then one of them is no more. And then it’s just John, a corpse in his arms, blood in his mouth, and a pain in his stomach. His best friend is gone.

[mischievous-thunder]

[tremendously-crazy]

Sherlock Holmes fans don't want much. They just want to see a universe where Holmes and Watson actually get to be together.

[buckingham-ashtray]

Not Them still haunting me even on my hike.

More than one hundred miles away from home and I am still unable to escape Them. Not even physically.

I can't anymore. THEY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE.

(watch me lose my absolute mind in the tags💀

[13ag21k]

Character A is threatening character B during an interrogation.

Character B: "do it in a deep voice" *winks* *while grinning*

[to-proudly-go]

How about Person A offers their hand in hopes that Person B will hold it but B gives them the grocery bags instead

[ogsherlockholmes]

Don't think about Watson making Holmes up to compensate for his loneliness after his injury. Don't think about Watson sitting alone in his hospital bed conjuring up problems just to be solved by an enigmatic imaginary friend. Don't think about all the inconsistencies in the book being due to Watson's weakening health. Don't think about Watson killing off Holmes as a means of trying to support himself without living in his imagination but failing and having to bring Holmes back to save him. Don't think about Watson writing all those historical novels (which ACD preferred to write) as another outlet for his loneliness but ultimately always returning to Holmes because that was the man who saved him. Don't think about Watson putting himself down in the stories continuously because that's how little he thought of himself, but writing Holmes, someone he thought as superior, complimenting him to try and make himself feel better. Don't think about-

[strangesthirdeye]

Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

[mayhasopinions]

a peaceful walk

[helloliriels]

In hindsight, the thing looked quite tawdry ...?

What would Sherlock think of this apology?

John stifled a doubt,

And then set about ...

Putting on the red pants from the laundry.

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May is for Limericks on Ao3

[spooksicl-e]

small comic for a thing i’m very deviously constructing with a friend (nemesis)

[mischievous-thunder]

[penofsteele]

My favourite thing about ACD Johnlock is that you can essentially just cite the entire existing text as evidence. We don't even need evidence at this point, it's just there. It's a love story. The only people we have to convince are the people who haven't read them.

[buckingham-ashtray]

to me one of the funniest things in asip is definitely when sherlock brought the man previously from his flat to the crime scene without even introducing him except for emphasizing "he's with me" and gavin lestrade was trying to decide whether a) if sherlock has really gone round the bend and decided to take a hostage to keep as a pet and he should save this man from sherlock or b) if this man is even more of a dangerous sociopathic nutter than sherlock and he should lock him up and save london from this man

[13ag21k]

Character A *with their guns pointed at Character B*: get on your kneeees.

Character B *gets on their knees* *pulls a ring out*

[tom-ass-holland]

rewatching this episode is CRIMINAL his vacancy... he is unsure... he always has answers but not now, he doesn't like not knowing and he doesn't know