#John lives au

[beatleskinkmeme]

John lives AU

In his seventies, Paul finds RPF about them. Despite being horrified at first, he gradually starts reading more and more, and learns to understand himself and his relationship with John.

He explains to John and they have sweet old-man sex about it.

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[fandom-hoarder]

This John

And this Sam

...that is all

[shinningdance]

Made with love

this is a part two of this :)) but it can be without part one!!

roommate au, my beloved ♡♡♡

warnings: none, pure fluff

The door slams behind you, locking with a small 'click'. The jacket you were wearing only a minute before is now laying on the floor, along with your shoes.

It was just so unfair. The Competition on who gets 2 days paid time off was supposed to be an easy win. You made the best Steak with mashed potatoes on the side, followed by the most delicious apple pie. Your co-workers were also not best cooks, making your win even easier. Yet you still lost, only because your boss was rating the foods and he had to choose his son, who cannot cook to safe his life. Who even pairs instant noodles with Asparagus?! But apparently his food was so delicious he won the competition with ease. And that jerk had the nerve to say to you he was 'just better than average". As if you're average, you're well above that, according to your four roommates who devoured your food.

Speaking of your roommates, one of them stares at you while you storm to your room, ignoring his confused questions. Normally you wouldn't ignore him, any of them really, but you would never ever ignore Kyle, he's always the first one to help you out with anything you might need. Need someone to proofread an e-mail? You go to Kyle. Need someone to talk to? Kyle it is. Need someone? Kyle.

You enter your room and, just like with the front door, slam your door shut. Turning the key to the right, you look it. Not that any of the guys would enter without knocking and waiting for you to say it's alright to enter. You sink down to the floor, clutching your bag to your chest. It's a bit silly to cry over something so silly, it's not like it was a promotion, it was just a silly work Competition. Unfair but still small.

Maybe what set you off were all those small things that happened. Spilling your coffee over yourself right before a big meeting, getting ignored through the entire said meeting, working through lunch - meaning going hungry, and last but not least, that stupid cooking thing.

With a heavy sigh you lift yourself up from the ground and head right towards your bed. You don't bother changing your clothes, just slipping right under the covers and closing your eyes. Maybe sleep will cheer you up for a bit.

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While you were sleeping Kyle went through every conversation he had with you in the last 24 hours, trying to figure out what he did for you to ignore him.

He couldn't figure it out. He always said good morning and good night, he left you your favorite food in the fridge after you got home from work and he saved you from a spider. He looked just like a kicked puppy sitting on the couch, a random show playing in the background.

He had to be sitting there for quit some time because the other three man had been starring at him since they got back home. 5 minutes of starring at Kyle until he finally acknowledged them.

"Did any of you piss off our bird?" he questions the three man locking at him, all of them re-stocking the kitchen after their grocery trip.

"Not that i can remember, last time i saw her, she was smiling like she had no care in the world." John answers quickly, making sure no one can blame him.

"Not me either" Simon replies, giving no explanation.

Three pair of eyes land on a specific Scot, who's currently showing the last remains of your pie down his throat.

He looks up, eyes turning wide as e speaks with a full mouth. "what? i dinnae do anythin'!" He claims as he swallows the pie.

"Are you sure? Like..100%?" Kyle asks while looking towards your bedroom door.

"ay! 100% swear on ma mama" Johnny nods, hoping they'll belive it.

"Then what did piss her off?" John asks, rubbing his forehead in confusion.

"no idea...wasn't today her cooking thing at work?" Kyle questions, looking at the three men again.

"it was." Simon confirms, nodding along. "But there's no way she didn't win." He grunts, placing the milk in the fridge.

"If she did win, she wouldn't react like this." John mumbles, trying to figure out what happend.

The four of them continue to try and solve this puzzle, to no success.

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You woke duo a loud crash, most likely metal falling to the floor. You groan and grab your pillow, putting it over your head. How long did you sleep? It could be 5 minutes or 5 hours, who knows.

A soft knock on your door destroys your plan of getting more sleep. You groan once more, making sure whoever is outside knows your pissed.

"What?" You question, voice muffled by the pillow.

"It's just me, dove." John calls back, voice soft like always.

"What?" You repeat, not wanting to have a conversation right now.

"...Please come out, we prepared something for you." John sighs, most likely pressing his forehead against the door like he always dose when trying to get someone to open up.

They prepared something?

you sigh and very slowly crawl out of bed to unlock your door.

John almost laughs as he sees your state, still in work clothes but very messy, even your hair is a mess.

"Don't even start." You warn him.

John raises his hands in mock surrender, smile on his lips. "Why don't you get changed, something comfy."

Another sigh leaves your lips as you close the door, right in his face.

You change into your pj's, the most comfy thing you own. You open the door again and John is still standing there. With a hand on your back he leads you to a battlefield, or that's just what it looks like. In reality it's just the kitchen in a very messy state. The smell of food fills the air and Kyle appears, a almost shy smile on his face.

"Listen, we really tried to make you food, we really did, but..we kind of failed." He laughs and takes your hand, guiding you towards the couch.

Lots of blankets and pillows, popcorn in a huge bowl and Johnny and Simon already in their seats.

"So we got Pizza, your favorite." He smiles and brings you to johnny, making you sit between him and Simon.

Johnny is immediately clinging to your side, chin on your shoulder as he smiles up at you. "You dinnae have to say why you're upset, you just have to relax an' enjoy the food we got you."

You simply nod, touched by their actions. Almost on cue your stomach starts growling, reminding you that you skipped lunch.

"Got thing we got this then." John smiles and places the carton of Pizza on your lap.

"thanks.." You mumble and pick up one piece, enjoying every second.

After a short bit of silence conversations started flowing like usually. Everyone was eating pizza while watching a movie of your choice, throwing in a comment every now and then.

"I lost the cooking thing at work." You mumble, quietly but loud and enough for them to hear.

It was funny watching Johnnys face, the pure shock on his face.

"You? Wha-?" His mouth opens and closes like a fish.

"How is that even possible?" Kyle questions, showing a bit of popcorn into his mouth.

"The winner was the bosses son." You shrug, watching all of them connect the dots.

"Well you definitely won our votes." Simon confirms, watching the way your eyes light up.

"So you would't mind having to be lab rats for my next time cooking?" You smile and this time watch as all their eyes light up.

"Not at all, it would be an honor." John confirms.

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a/n: not proof read!! Like always i gave up towards the end :))

[uhhlifeig]

Pool - March 8 - word count: 245 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Remus was lounging on a chair by the Potters’ pool, book in hand.

He was trying to read, to no avail- the words just weren’t being coherent enough, and he didn’t want to reread the same paragraph for the fourth time.

He looked out at his friends, splashing around with a beach ball that they had somehow managed to procure.

His eye caught on Sirius, as usual. He was laughing, tossing his dripping-wet hair over his shoulder, and shirtless.

Remus was going to have a heart attack.

“Moony,” Peter said from his own chair nearby, peering over his sunglasses. “If you stare at him any more, you’ll set him on fire.”

Remus attempted to look away from the absolute god of a man that Sirius Black was, he really did- but then Sirius stretched his arms above his head.

He was all muscles under lightly tanned skin, and Remus watched, enraptured, as a bead of water trailed down the curve of his collarbone.

Oh, he was so doomed.

And then Sirius winked at him.

Remus felt his face burn even though he was sitting under an umbrella.

“Oh, he so likes you back,” Peter whispered. 

“No, he doesn’t,” Remus muttered. 

“Oh, but he does. Look. Don’t make it too obvious.” 

And sure enough, Sirius was making heart-eyes at Remus.

“Nah,” Remus frowned. “He’s just like that.”

“Oh my God, Moony,” Peter groaned. “He likes you. You’re such a moron.”

“No, he doesn-”

“Yes. He. Does.”

[nekrosmos]

Seduce the handsome hitman hired to kill you and put him on his knees, that will teach him a lesson or two

Aka Hitman Price and Mob Boss AU Nikolai inspired by @panchulien 's lovely AU

[flowersintheram]

John and Paul as little rats finaly living happily in their favorite place in the world

[soaqrudyz]

immortal soap au but ghost is yelling and panicking because “why don’t you ever listen to me?! you could’ve been killed!” and soap just smiles sadly, holds him close, and tells him that he isn’t going anywhere, promise.

“you can’t guarantee that, soap! you can’t promise i won’t lose you!”

“oh love,” and he squeezes him that much tighter for all his troubles, “you’ve no idea.”

and really, he didn’t. he had no clue that soap had seen and loved every version of him throughout history, that they’d laughed and kissed and left their fingerprints on every continent, or that he’d still love him centuries in the future when they did this song and dance for the trillionth first time.

[abejaenacuarela]

"PRINCESS" HARROWHARK AND GIDEON THE UNDEFEATED... This is very fucking niche and I might be the only person that would care about this (so reblogs even more appreciated than usual) but.... Griddlehark (tlt) Malevolent (podcast) AU.............

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dialogue from Malevolent episode 47

•do not repost• shares appreciated • sketch, yellow version and close ups under the cut

Griddlehark malevolent AU,,, in which ¿investigator? harrow gets possessed by kiriona, a piece of an entity (can't decide if said entity is John, the King in yellow [BC of his personality and connection to Gideon], or Alecto, the Queen in yellow [BC she kinda sorta IS an elder god in tlt canon]. In whichever case the creepy yellow eyes just WORK).

only similitude between Harrow and Arthur might be the parent trauma. And the ghost/demon/possession shenanigans (they both get possessed every five minutes it's so... Funny? Sad?? Funny?). And the sword/chest plate/ knight aesthetic (Arthur just got a rapier like an episode ago!!!!)..... And the religion/god/faith issues. But still. I got obsessed with this idea and I had to draw it. You can pry this concept from my cold dead hands... If anyone GETS it please let me know, otherwise I'll just feel like I'm losing my mind......... Okay bye....

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I really like how this one turned out the only problem is I think harrow didn't turn out looking harrow-like. Idk what it is. Something in the vibe idk.

I was using the word search function to see if anybody else had talked about a tlt/malevolent connection and I found this post which called me out greatly. And also this one.

[clockwayswrites]

The worst part about promptalomps is that I get so many new ideas...

[beatleskinkmeme]

It's 2020s and John is somehow (still) allowed on Twitter. During Q&A he gets progressively more unhinged and when someone calls him a slur and mocks his "one-sided attraction" to Paul, John explodes. "What do you mean one-sided?! Paul is way more camp than I am!!" Immediately after he starts posting numerous NSFW photos/home videos of Paul in more and more compromising positions over the years that spread like a wildfire and blow up the Internet.

Queue the total PR nightmare unfolding, numerous "they better show this in biopics LMAO" tweets and Paul wishing Billy Shears was real so he could deal with this instead of him.

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[fandom-hoarder]

Bestie!!!!!!! I'm in late seasons John lived or was brought back feels and just

Also this put me back in my John and demon!bela feels

Omg dude, I just had this thought:

What if Huntercorp-ish AU John/demon!Bela. Treasure hunting (supernatural hunting + looting) empire building. Imagine our Sam and Dean finding out AU Bela is a demon. And also kinda their stepmother.

[bone-trash]

My toughts on war criminals are asking you your HCs on every member's (so Nik and Roach are included) shower routine. Who has the most steps? Who is a gorilla that showers once a month but only if they get completly covered in shit? Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Does ghost keep it on even when he showers?

This is such a good ask! Ok some of this is coming to me on the fly. Or how I like to think of it, like a message from the universe that I, your humble oracle, am delivering as gospel ✌️💀

Ghost: My man is autistic as fuck so the process of going to shower, like the transition of it, and using communal showers is rough. Luckily he’s got his own private shower so that isn’t a problem so much anymore (therefore he’s maskless in his shower at least.) However, he will use 12-in-1 body wash or even dish-soap if not stopped. Blame a childhood of poverty and neglect for his opinions of wasting money on “fancy soap.” He is not a hairy dude (what hair he does have is blond and sparse) so he doesn’t have to do much grooming in that regard but he shaves his face every day with a Bic to avoid the sensory nightmare of new beard itch under his mask. If he can’t wash in his own space he just doesn’t and so he comes back from missions smelling gnarly.

Soap: Johnny lives up to his nickname when it comes to cleanliness. He was the only son in a house full of girls and he internalized the importance of proper hygiene, hair/skincare and manscaping. He favors woody scents and is very particular about his grooming (ie: a weekly Mohawk touch up, not letting body hair get out of control— though he lets go of the later a bit when he finds out that Simon is into a bush.) He is mildly horrified by the way Ghost washes when they first start hooking up and replaces his godawful drugstore body wash/shampoo/conditioner/??? and Simon doesn’t complain once Johnny finds him some nice minty scented options.

Gaz: Kyle always smells fucking good. He’s much more on Johnny’s level and they do spa nights together (sheet masks, scrubs, cucumber slices the whole deal.) I see Kyle as a shaver, he’s just simply not a fan of body hair on himself (though he has no issues on how his partner wears theirs) and also the first person to complain when someone (Ghost, Price, Nik) needs to go wash their ass.

Roach: We know he washes because he never stinks, but no one has ever seen him shower. Where he goes, what he does or uses is a mystery.

Price & Nik: Forgive me treating them as a unit but tumblr has me convinced they’re married. In short? They’re kinda gross. Between Price’s soft spot for cigars and general apathy to feeling dirty, and Nik being a fucking scent goblin, it’s not a priority. If you were to ask they’d joke about how men are just kinda dirty and smelly but really it’s kind of a sex thing sometimes. You’re better off not asking.

[bottomspock]

bday gift for @hesbianspock !!!!

the franklins are helping fitzjames get ready for the party

[bakedcrossaintt]

Kierabeth lives AU

thinking about a Kieran lives AU where he and Mary-Beth sense the gang's downfall and run away together during chapter 6. They try and find whatever work they can, struggling to get by while taking the odd job or farm work, but eventually save up enough to buy some property together, similar to how John and Abigail did. They'd build up a humble little farm with chickens and livestock and lots of horses. Kieran pours his whole heart into the farm, building a safe life for them like he'd always imagined, while Mary-Beth takes care of him in return and still gets to write her novels in her free time.

One day while John, Jack and Abigail are out on the wagon for a supply run, John reckognises Mary-Beth's horse hitched at the front of a little farmhouse and goes to investigate. Cue a heartwarming reunion scene when Mary-Beth opens the door and everyone is so thrilled to see her, especially Abigail is so happy she's doing well, until she calls into the house "Kieran! you've gotta see this!" and everyone's eyes go wide. Kieran comes downstairs looking healthier and happier than he ever has, well groomed and well fed with fancy new overalls and welcomes everyone in, while Mary-Beth proudly announces they just got married this month. More overjoyed fussing from Abigail and a congratulatory slap on the back from John to Kieran and soon they're all sitting at the table having soup together, catching up and reminiscing about old times ^^

From then on, their visits become regular. Abigail being happy to have another farmer's wife to talk to and John and Jack going fishing with Kieran every once in a while. I can also really see Jack connecting with Kieran over his gentle temperament, Kieran and Mary-Beth would be the perfect aunt and uncle to him. Mary-Beth would buy him books and talk to him about the stories he's reading while Kieran can be a second role model and adult to lean on when he feels like he can't talk to his dad.

One day while Abigail and Mary-Beth are sitting on the porch together, chatting and gossiping about farm work and their husbands, Mary-Beth suddenly turns to Abigail and announces that she’s pregnant and Abigail is so overjoyed. She'd immediately be so dedicated to take care of Mary-Beth during her pregnancy, giving her all the tips, knowledge and experience she's learned from when she was pregnant with Jack and making sure she felt supported every step of the way.

After all the hardship they had endured, getting to see this child grow up in a safe environment - with not just, but two caring families surrounding them - would feel like a second chance for everyone. It would be such a source of healing for them, watching a child grow up in a world free from the fear and chaos they once knew, knowing they could finally provide the stability they had always longed for.

[lemonwrap]

Thinking about robot Ghost who is fascinated by human Soap and thinks he’s just an incredible feat of nature. He never paid much attention to the intricacies of humans until he met Soap.

He loves touching Soap just to feel the warmth of his skin, loves laying his head on Soap’s chest to hear his heart beat, loves making Soap laugh and smile just to marvel at how expressive he is, and loves watching Soap work just so he can admire how he moves. Ghost is simply in awe of how everything he has to artificially emulate comes to Soap so naturally, and he’s drawn to Soap like a moth to a flame.

[gomzdrawfr]

hobbit crossover stuff in my wips folder

I didn't share em bcuz 1) am dying over uni and didn't finalize anything 2) realise I wanna draw actually lotr/hobbit stuff instead of a crossover because I found a new love for the fandom